What is the most autistic fantasy race?
>>43808490
autism elementals.
The dread TGotaur.
Kender.
>>43808490
Humans, if /tg/ is anything to go by.
>>43808490
Chakats. If someone says they want to play one, run.
>>43808601
This. They have no concept of personal property and believe themselves to be lovably precocious.
>>43808601
>>43808735
>Run
>Not kill
>>43808490
Vampires, literally cannot leave their lair if you hide one of their socks or scatter rice on the ground.
>>43808735
Speaking of these abominations, some dude tried to rewrite them and make them acceptable:
https://bbot.org/etc/neokat.html
I actually think he did a decent job. I don't find his take repulsive.
>>43808543
how would that even work?
Lizardmen.
>>43808949
Well you start with a semi-elemental plane of autism... then you have, wiat a second this is just mechanus wtf?!
>>43808490
Objectively speaking with actual autism?
Elves. It takes them 200+ years to learn what most other races learn in 1-5.
>>43808735
>Run
I hope you meant 'hold the line and blast them off of existence', private
>>43808490
Probably one of my homebrew ones, to be honest.
>>43808988
Well warhammer fantasy lizardmen are all built for one or two things, so they probably are actually autistic
>>43808490
Whatever race you play, OP.
>>43809047
More like dwarves.
>live hundreds of years
>muh routines
>>43809025
>going on autism crusades to make everything lawful
>most die while going on this crusades due to
>"no real fear of danger"
>"apparent insensitivity to pain"
Many of these fit worringly well with Modrons.
>>43809099
routines aren't directly indicative of mental retardation. Inability to learn and reclusive and/or elusive behavior however are hallmarks of elves. Something ALL elves have in massive quantities.
Hungarians
>>43809171
Elves are just stuck-up. It's dwarves who refuse to change and throw tantrums about it.
>>43809283
Refusal to change is just old fashionism. Elves aren't routinely stuck up across settings and games though. They do however live secluded lives away from public and generally stay at the same tech level forever indicating they are physically incapable of learning. You'll hear about a new dwarven invention every so often and its usually pretty quickly incorporated into their societies show they are not only capable of learning but breaking their routines if slightly just for more conveniences.
>>43808947
Huh, sort of a deconstruction of the concept by having good old fashion reality ensue on the matter
>>43808912
Same with dorfs
>>43809099
>They never leave the deeps.
>Where ever i go i must also mine
>Xenophobic as hell
>Geometric Art everywhere
>NEVER change
>>43809333
If elves were incapable of learning they wouldn't have a tech level to begin with, plus you frequently hear about elvish magics developing magics. Likewise with dwarves you'll see them bust out some cannon armed steam tank only to back it up with a shield wall. They both reek of old-fashionedism.
>>43808543
>>43808601
Kender elementals
>>43809103
wait spining objects is a symptom of autism now.
somebody warn Leonardo decaprio
>>43810832
Someone warn every highschool student and bored office worker to get tested!
>>43808490
There are panty stealing monsters?
