Stat him.
Putin was a KGB agent so Rogue is actually appropriate.
>>43727756
WS/BS3
T2
Bored already
Good thing I'm posting this from the U.S.A. because it's illegal to make fun of him on the Internet in Russia.
-1 hair
>>43727756
Bear Wrestler 3
Thief 5
Liar 24
Huntsman 5
>>43727756
Well, russkieland is basically run like a mafia. So that makes him the head mafioso. Yeah, rogue then.
Exhaustion at 5 dice
Permanent madness at 2
All responses are Fight
Exhaustion power: make people scared (look up the Merkel and dog story)
Madness power: creating (violent) distractions.
>>43727756
Male human
Patron deity: Tyr
Lawful good
Fighter 7 Divine champion 4
>>43727756
Something something Lawful Evil something something.
>>43727844
If you have to go DnD, he's a Bard. With several levels of other shit, probably 3rd party Prestige Class
He definitely has some ranks in Profession:Bear Riding
>>43727916
It's just a feat that allows you to ride bears.
>>43727893
Bard?
Well, I guess we could say that a rogue knows more about economy than a bard, and he's pretty much ran his country to the ground with sanctions and other crap, and is being bitten hard in the ass by low oil prices. His only recourse is to appeal to the people with propaganda, which would be the domain of a bard.
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (–1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3–8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6–8 HD (Large); 9–15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
>>43727969
Are you implying he is only CR 4? Comrade have I got some news for you...
>>43727964
Exactly that. His real forte is uniting and inspiring people. Never seen him doing some roguey stuff.
(yes, i know, purple Orks and all that)
>>43728040
Is there anything more Roguey than being an active intelligence officer? KGB, CIA, Mossad, all rogues.
>>43728011
Well, he's an adequate enemy against a 4th level wizard. Worldly power and resources don't count for CR.
>>43728011
CR 4 was the only problem you have with that stat sheet?
>>43728070
Having been, not being. Also, prove that he didn't just Sir Bearington his higher-ups with that bluff skill.
(besides, class skills for both are very similar)
>>43728100
Well, year, he's also very short. Not as short as Medvedev, who is almost halfling tier, but still.
>>43728100
No, but CR was the easiest to harp on. I mean, the guy was KGB. Not for nothing, but that definitely shoots him above something like a panther or a bee swarm.
>>43728142
>Russia is ruled by a secret cabal of halflings
>>43727756
Size/Type: Medium Humanoid (Dwarf)
Hit Dice: 1d8+2 (6 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 20 ft. in scale mail (4 squares); base speed 20 ft.
Armor Class: 16 (+4 scale mail, +2 heavy shield), touch 10, flat-footed 16
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+2
Attack: Slavic AK +3 melee (1d10+1/x3) or -1 ranged (1d10+1/x3)
Full Attack: Slavic AK +3 melee (1d10+1/x3) or -1 ranged (1d10+1/x3)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Dwarf traits
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft., dwarf traits
Saves: Fort +4*, Ref +0*, Will –1*
Abilities: Str 13, Dex 11, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 9, Cha 6
Skills: Bluff +2, Brew (poisons) +2, Perform (Propaganda) +2, Listen +2, Spot +2
Feats: Weapon Focus (Slavic AK)
Environment: Temperate mountains
(Deep: Underground)
Organization: Team (2–4), squad (11–20 plus 2 3rd-level sergeants and 1 leader of 3rd–6th level), or clan (30–100 plus 30% noncombatants plus 1 3rd-level sergeant per 10 adults, 5 5th-level lieutenants, and 3 7th-level captains)
Challenge Rating: 1/2
Treasure: Standard coins; double goods; standard items
Alignment: Often Neutral Evil
(Deep: Usually Neutral Evil or Neutral)
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: +0
Size/Type: Gargantuan Outsider (Evil)
Hit Dice: 16d10+176 (272 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares)
Armor Class: 26 (-4 size, +1 Dex, +15 natural, +4 Deflection), touch 11, flat-footed 25
Base Attack/Grapple: +16/+28
Attack: Slam, +26 melee (2d6+18)
Reliquary Flaming Burst Unholy Revolver +4, +21 ranged (4d6+4+enchantments) , targets touch AC.
Full Attack: 2 slams +24 melee (2d6+6) and bite +26 melee (2d8+12)
Reliquary Flaming Burst Unholy Revolver +4, +19/+19/+14/+9 (4d6+4+Enchantments)
Space/Reach: 20 ft./10 ft.
Spell-Like Abilities (CL 20th)
Constant—true seeing, unholy aura (DC 26)
At will — Shield of Faith, Longshot, Fabricate Bullet, Jury-Rig, Reloading Hand, Desecration
1/day—blasphemy (DC 22), Raise Dead*, summon (level 5, 1 Cyberdemon 16 25%)
Special Qualities: Scent, Death Throes, Fueled by Hatred, Raise Dead*
Saves: Fort +20, Ref +6, Will +11
Abilities: Str 35, Dex 12, Con 30, Int 8, Wis 12, Cha 20
Skills Climb +28, Intimidate +21, Knowledge (planes) +15, Knowledge (any two others) +12, Perception +17, Sense Motive +17, Spellcraft +15, Survival +17
Feats: Gunsmith, Point Blank Shot, Rapid Shot, Power Attack, Toughness, Amateur Gunslinger, Rapid Reload (Revolver)
Environment: The Nine Hells
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 17
Treasure: Standard (+2 unholy flaming burst revolver, other treasures)
Alignment: Always Lawful Evil
Advancement: 17-19 HD (Gargantuan); 21-23 HD (Gargantuan)
Level Adjustment: —
>>43728213
>Gargantuan
Nah m8, this one seems to have nailed it better >>43728180
He needs a nemesis. Every BBEG has a nemesis!
>>43728166
Welp, I guess that's my next campaign. Probably in CoC.
>>43728164
last I checked great cats were pretty deadly and could fuck secret agents up. Even young and well trained, and not old, permanently stressed out and slightly pot-bellied.
>>43728289
George Takei.
>gay
>not white
>probably a wizard
>constantly making (mostly bad) puns
>>43728180
You need to add
– Survival
– Ride
– Improved grappling
– Bear riding
Also, home terrain would be temperate swamps, since he's got such a hard-on for his home city St. Petersburg.
>>43728326
Give that secret agent a sniper rifle or basically any weapon with a range >10 ft and that cat is done for.
>>43728395
Well, give a 4th level rogue a wand of 10th level fireball, and that cat's only done for.
>>43728477
In what game universe would a 4th level rogue get a wand like that? Or even be able to use the thing without burning half the area around him to a crisp?
>>43727756
ST 11, DX 11, IQ 12, HT 12, HP 12, per 12, will 13.
Defenses:
Evasion 1d8
Russian suit sleeve 3/2/3 (Arm */2/3) (Bone *3/2)
Russian suit 4/2/5
Russian flesh 5/3/5
Russian heart 3/4/3
Russian spirit */5/1
Offense:
+3 accuracy to all attacks, accuracy fall off with range is halved
Unarmed:
2d2 + 10, 4 stamina drain
Pierce soft
60% chance for double attack
Special:
Double wounding a lesser creature's core with unarmed is an instant kill. A kill in this way restores 2 segments worth of the slain creature's core in stamina.
>>43727969
kill urself
>>43728118
I'm assuming by 'Sir Bearington' his higher ups you mean deceive them into thinking he's something else? Deceive them how? Into thinking he is stealing secrets and killing people when he really wasn't?
>>43727756
STR +6
DEX +6
CON +6
>>43728349
>not white
Neither is Putin, they're both asiatic :^)
>>43727756
Str: ∞
Dex: ∞
Con: ∞
Int: ∞
Wis: ∞
Cha: ∞
Our totally legally elected president who is not the leader of a mafia state is a good man with unquestionable morals. He is in no way a tyrant or a man who wishes to be Tsar.
>>43732782
>Constitution
>>43732782
In fairness, I think he more wants to be Stalin. Complete with Soviet union and being a cartoonish villain gone psycho.
>>43728392
>You need to add
>– Survival
>– Ride
>– Improved grappling
>– Bear riding
Nah, had it covered already:
>Perform (Propaganda) +2
simples!
>>43727756
"PUTIN"
LV 20
HP 99/99
AT (12) 99 EXP: 99999
DF (10) 99 NEXT: 0
WEAPON: Empty Gun
ARMOR: Old Tutu
GOLD: 9999
>>43727969
>Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3–8)
>pair
>pack (3–8)
how horrifying
>>43727756
Next Level Tactician, 0/0 Strategy
>>43727756
>Lawful Evil
S: 10
P: 10
E: 10
C: 10
I: 10
A: 10
L: Not needed, otherwise it would be 10
>>43729727
Exactly. Putin was a bureaucrat in the KGB, a paper pusher.
Mid-tier Primarch
>>43728213
>Size/Type: Tiny Outsider (Evil)
>Hit Dice: 16d10+176 (272 hp)
>Initiative: +1
>Speed: 80 ft
>Armor Class: 30 (+4 size, +1 Dex, +15 natural, +4 Deflection), touch 15, flat-footed 29
>Base Attack/Grapple: +18/+24
>Attack: KGB special Slam, +26 melee (6d6+18)
>Relic of the Motherland AK-47+6, +21 ranged (4d6+4+enchantments) , targets touch AC.
>Constant—true seeing, unholy aura (DC 26)
>At will — Shield of Faith, Longshot, Fabricate Bullet, Jury-Rig, Reloading Hand, Desecration
>1/day—blasphemy (DC 22)
>Special Qualities: Scent, Death Throes, Fueled by Hatred
>Saves: Fort +20, Ref +6, Will +11
>Abilities: Str 35, Dex 32, Con 30, Int 28, Wis 45, Cha 40
>Skills Climb +28, Intimidate +21, Knowledge (government) +15, Knowledge (any twelve others) +12, Perception +17, Sense Motive +17, Spellcraft +15, Survival +17
>Feats: Gunsmith, Point Blank Shot, Rapid Shot, Power Attack, Toughness, Amateur Gunslinger, Rapid Reload (Revolver)
>Environment: TheNine HellsKremlin
>Organization: KGB subofficers (18)
>Challenge Rating: 21
>Treasure: Standard (+2 unholy flaming burst revolver, other treasures)
>Alignment: Always Lawful Evil
Strength 3, Dexterity 2, Stamina 4 (currently 2)
Appearance 2, Charisma 4, Manipulation 4
Perception 2, Intelligence 3, Wits 2
Athletics 3, Brawl 3, Empathy 1, Expression 3, Leadership 5, Intimidation 5, Subterfuge 4
Animal Ken 2, Etiquette 1, Firearms 3, Survival 4
Academics 2, Finance 3, Linguistics 1 (English), Law 2, Politics 4
Influence 5, Resources 5, Military Force 5, Fame 5, Retainers 4, Status (Ex-KGB) 5
Path of Power and the Inner Voice 7 (Conviction 4, Self-Control 4, Courage 4)
I'm conflicted as to whether to put Disciplines or not, since the closest thing to what he does in real life is a Ventrue antitribu spread of Fortitude 2, Presence 3, Dominate 4, but as a person he fits more as a Lasombra.
>>43727889
>evil
You fucking burgerclaps
cha 3
int 3
wis 3
>>43727756
Literally who?
>>43739158
Belgium Primeminister.
S: Too Much
P: The Best
E: Watch out, America
C: Unbeatable
I: Amazing
A: Cлaвa Poccия
L: Хaхaхaхaхa cмepт Aмиpикa
>>43727756
He was a pencil pusher who received martial arts training but is mostly a charismatic leader figure.
So:
Adept 1
Monk 1
Bard 18
>>43740763
Sorry for not following normie stuff
Why isn't there just a constant "Stat X" thread at this point?
>>43727756
-1 plane
>>43732903
>wants to be Stalin
He wants to be a madman and kill millions?
>>43727756
Strength: A
Speed: B
Range: A
Durability: A
Precision: B
Development Potential: A
Putin's story is quite interesting, his power plays/rivals before he became top dog feel like they're from the war of the roses or something.
Would make an excellent book.
>>43735883
>Empathy 1
Too much, he has 0.
> Brawl 3
Martial Arts (Judo) 5. He got 9th dan.
>Linguistics 1 (English)
Linguistics 2 (German, English)
>Influence 5,Resources 5, Military Force 5
Even higher probably. Influence 8-9 Military Force 8-9 Resources 9-10 (I'm using figures from Mage M20)
