>metrosexual barbarian
>faggot OP
>those arms
>lifting anything more than an ironic can of beer
What is this, a JRPG?
>>43703930
>Le epic funnay faggot op reddit meeem
Go back to where you came from. Don't ruin whatever good discussion is still had on /tg/
>>43703930
there's no need for two synonyms, just choose one
>>43703968
>you will always remember this day, because this is the day that someone on 4chan said "OP is a faggot" was a reddit meme
>>43703991
>It isn't a reddit meme
Check for yourself if you don't believe me.
>>43703911
The sooner the current beard fad dies the better.
>>43704001
OK, I checked.
You and OP are tied for first.
>>43703911
Well is 4-5 years so its about time reddit got it
>>43704012
lol "beard fad". Most men throughout history have worn beards and not to be fashionable. Does hair not grow on your boyish face?
>>43704049
Found the lumbersexual
>>43704049
The current popularity of long full beards is absolutely a recent fashion development, just like moustaches had been particularly common in the 80s.
I never really got the term "metrosexual".
Does it mean "they who would in fact fuck a city"?
>>43704175
The terms stems from the fact that this type of fashion developed in large cities.
>>43704175
It's a term to describe a guy who is "not technically gay, but sure as hell could be confused as one." That show Queer Eye for the straight guy got the popularity for it really up there for a while before it just sort of died down.
My barbarian is metrosexual as fuck.
What's the point of killing people and taking all their riches if you don't let people know how rich you are now? First things on the to-do list every time he gets back to town after a lucrative adventure is buy shittons of fancy dress and jewelry.
>>43705028
[Conan didn't like that]
>Chaotic Evil hero
OP is a reddit fag
>>43705133
>Carnage-man!
>Carnage-man!
>Fucks up wherever a Carnage can!
>>43703911
He's attracted to trains?
OP that isn't a metrosexual barbarian, it's a commoner who takes fashion advice from barbarians he comes across.
THIS is a metrosexual barbarian.
>>43705421
Halford and Rammstein should hit the road together.
Call it The Flaming Faggot Tour.
>>43705504
>Rammstein
>Flaming Faggot
>>43705028
>First things on the to-do list every time he gets back to town after a lucrative adventure is buy shittons of fancy dress and jewelry.
This is actually historically accurate for the "barbarian" peoples during Antiquity and much of the Middle Ages.
The horse peoples of Central Asia were huge on wearing fineries or showing off their wealth in gold jewelry, and the Scandinavians of the Viking Age loved their fine fur pelts and cotton.
>>43705547
Allow me to refer you to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EVKy35L7MM
Rammstein are hella gay in the best way
>>43705547
>>43705597
Guys, Halford? No bells ringing? The very fucking reason heavy metal fashion is Hard Gay?
But yeah, Rammstein can do quite well on their own there if need be.
https://youtu.be/RU6NS5KAHSw?t=3m02s
>>43704012
Why?
>>43705133
here's a better picture for that
>>43704175
Basically it's a straight dude who still really cares a lot about fashion and his appearance.
>>43706244
That was lawful evil at most.
>>43706233
Because for every one dude who can actually pull it off and keeps the beard well-groomed, you have ten who let their chin-pubes escalate into a grody-ass all-consuming thicket.
>>43704049
>disdainforplebs.jpg
(On my phone, don't have my reaction folder, fuck you that's why)
Reminder that beards are for unwashed Germanians and Celts, as well as faggot Greeks trying to look tough. Caesar and Augustus forced Rome into bending over backwards for them and did it all with clean-shaven faces.
>>43706303
Pube thicket reporting in, I'm just too lazy to bother shaving usually.
>perverted Paladin
>>43703911
How is that in any way metrosexual?
>>43706354
Correlation != causation, when will you learn. Theodore Roosevelt had an awesome 'stach, Lincoln had a Muslim-grade beard, etc.
>>43706606
>Metrosexual is a portmanteau, derived from metropolitan and sexual, coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in an urban, post-industrial, capitalist culture) who is especially meticulous about his grooming and appearance, typically spending a significant amount of time and money on shopping as part of this.
>>43706244
>LawfulGoodDoesntMeanLawfulNice.jpg
>>43706633
Of time, I can see, but that shirt is probably 10$.
>>43706652
Some people will happily pay 100$+ on plain clothing that could be found for a fraction of the price in an off-brand store.
>>43704012
Cocksucker detected.
>>43706804
Sorry you can't afford a razor.
>>43703911
He has such a dead, blank, look in his eyes.
Definitely not a Barbarian.
>>43706682
Hipsters are all about the thrift shop, though. Like, to the point where they'll spend days looking for something meeting specific criteria which they could get online for like $15 shipping included.
>>43706244
That's lawful good, anon. Killing chaotic evil creatures or destroying their property isn't an evil act.
>>43707017
"Hipster" can be applied to literally anyone that anyone else considers inauthentic somehow. Motherfuckers wind up getting called "hipster" because they're wearing a plaid shirt, or a winter hat when it's fucking winter outside
you might as well go around calling people "phonies" for how descriptive it is
>>43706244
Cautioned the South against seceding for years, often warning them that it would not be an easily won war against the North. Destroyed civilian property in an attempt to end the war as quickly as possible with as little loss of life as possible. Sounds Lawful Good to me.
>>43707115
>be me
>be born in rural West
>be son of cattle rancher
>be introduced to Pabst Blue Ribbon at age 5 by my dad after a successful cattle-branding day
>decades later, order PBR at bar
>get called hipster
Sucks yo
>>43707091
Lawful Good has never gotten a free pass to slaying evil beings. Try reading alignment descriptions sometime.
>>43707115
Some places are full of inauthentic, wannabe special snowflake motherfuckers though. I live in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. There are hipsters everywhere. I regret leaving my closet in Chinatown.
>>43706354
Caesar had a combover, fuck yeah for unwashed Germanic tribes and Celts!
Pic related, an unwashed celt.
>>43707999
But he has no beard; he's clearly washed
>>43704081
Fucking yaoi proportions
>>43708041
He totally has a beard.
>>43707115
People complaining about hipsters instead of enjoying their lives are much like Holden Caulfield, yes.
>>43705095
>implying that loincloth is not cutting-edge fashion
>>43706354
>Marcus Aurelius stares in disappointment.
>>43707296
Drink King Cobra, or mix it with cider and have a snakebite. Lunatic juice we call it, it's awesome.
>>43706804
Cocksucker here, the more hair the better.
>>43703911
Barbarian, totem animal:hipster.
>>43708200
>Not tiny, effeminate,declawed dog.
>>43708144
Pfah, that's probably the same loincloth he's been wearing for years. If you want a barb with actual fashion sense look at Red Sonja, who only just recently upgraded her wardrobe again.
>>43708215
>declawed
I take it back. They are barbarians after all.
>>43706860
>implying I don't own multiple
>implying I don't groom
>implying you can grow facial hair
>>43708606
If even a single one of your razors has more than two blades on you are a fag and should be laughed at.
>>43706495
>That guy makes a character.jpg
>>43708614
How quaint. Do you also still drive to work on your velocipede?
>>43708614
>>43708636
It's entirely reasonable and not at all That Guyish in context.
>>43708638
>velocipede
>>43708638
I've no idea what that means.
>>43708679
>>43703911
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
>>43708636
>Ararararagi-kun
>that guy
Nigga pls. That would be Kanbaru if anyone.
>>43708865
Or best girl for her attempts at subduction and trying tokill other PCs.
>>43704001
Newfag
>>43708822
I work all night
I sleep all day
I shitpost on /tg/
And still don't think I'm gay!
>>43708969
who is this mattress actress
>>43708424
Somehow that seems even more retarded than her classic scale bikini
>>43703911
more like
>homosexual hipster
>>43709130
It's a Snake.
>>43709157
I bet his hands are butter soft.
>>43703911
So, a viking?
>>43706633
I kind of fucking hate the term metrosexual. It implies that putting effort into your appearance is somehow gay or effeminate. It's an offshoot of the pathetic idea that being a slob equals masculinity.
>>43709216
Is this an actual anime, or just porn?
Either way, what's it called?
>>43709134
I don't really see how? That vest, though still fanservy as all hell, can at least reasonably be seen as something that could conveivably have been created with the purpose of actually protecting the wearer.
>>43709236
Yeah, because I'm sure you have calloused claws from all that manly labour you do, nerd.
>>43709349
Bakemonogatari, if you want the watching order, google is your friend.
>>43709405
Claws are for bitches, but they are pretty roughed up.
>>43709405
>spend years stripping and repairing furniture, hauling doors and dressers around
>get made fun of by half-deaf coworkers for wearing earplugs while running saws
>get made fun of by half-blind coworkers for wearing goggles while using methylene chloride
>take pains to make sure callousing kept to a minimum because Hollywood stereotypes aside, most women don't like rough hands, especially on their ladybits
>see someone on 4chan thinking you have to have callouses from doing manly labor
>realize he spelled it "labour"
Never mind, found the problem.
>>43709551
My gran went through a tiny hell with her foot callouses while I was growing up. Some days she could hardly walk. She also worked in a few different factories when she was younger, and as a result of that has a lot of trouble with her left eye and her lungs. Lungs from working with insulation and the eye from a stick getting rammed up while she was cleaning.
Safety is super fucking important, and anyone who says that having soft skin is a bad thing can fuck right off alongside their callouses.
>>43703968
>>43703930
>dont ruin whatever good discussion is still had on/tg/
>shitty stock photo and 2 word green text are now good discussion
Idiots like you are why we need a eugenics program. You should dtrongly consider a post-natal abortion.
>>43704001
I think I'm gonna leave 4chan soon. But I don't knwo where to go then. Internet is not the place I loved and cherished nowadays, but I know things change. It hurts.
>>43703911
>metrosexual
Are you a time traveller?
>>43710897
7 or 7+1
>>43710897
This place didn't change.You did.
>>43711033
those places suck.
>>43710897
He's just a newfag who happens to be a goofy shitposter. Just ignore him
>>43706354
And Rome is fucking dead, who gives a shit about what those fuckers think. Maybe if you Romefags could stop sucking thousand year-old cock for just a moment you could realize that.
>>43708969
>23 year old undead everloli that uses her bluff skills to goad Araragi into molesting her because she enjoys it
Hachikuji is pretty That Guy too
>>43709349
It's a harem anime remarkable only for of its lack of animation.
>>43711709
>harem anime
Nonsense, as it's neither a harem nor animated.
It's a playful pretentious PowerPoint presentation with added cheesecake
>>43711669
>12 year old who is actually a 598 year old vampire
>refuses to talk to anyone half the time
>long, detailed bath scene with her teasing Rararagi for staring at her naked body
>eager to fight others
Is there anyone who couldn't be considered That Guy?
>>43711709
>>43711739
You're going to feel silly about saying those thongs when Kizu comes out with all of its seven years hand drawn glory.
>>43711822
I thought about mentioning Kizu, but it's not really part of the discussion as its an entirely different beast altogether.
That said, no need to get so defensive. Bakemonogatari is one of my all time favorite animes but even I can handle a little bantz about its lack of animation and lewdness.
>>43711793
I'd say Karen since her whole deal is JUSTICE!, except she also has that weird maybe incest thing going on with Big Berd.
>>43711892
I was just joining in on the banter, which I thought would be clear from "seven years hand drawn." It's very much a talking heads series with sexy girls at most times, but the art makes the talking heads beautiful and I was so engrossed in either the comedy or the story that I didn't even notice much of the lewd on my first watch.
>>43711925
She's very much Stupid Good with her rushing into danger. And she's unusually devoted to oral hygiene.
>>43712086
>seven years hand drawn
Completely missed that line. Thats what I get for skimming on my phone instead of reading properly
>>43712205
There was also the more subtle "thongs," which was a typo I decided to keep because it was thematically appropriate.
>>43712086
Karen is basically a shonen action hero stuck in the wrong series.
>>43706354
The Romans also had beards you fucking idiot.
>>43712550
That's exactly how Nisio wrote her. She's inspired by middle school Koyomi, and he was imitating shounen heroes because of the sense of justice he acquired from their parents being police officers.
>>43705504
>read this post
>Living After Midnight comes on
>>>/a/
Shut up about your harem animu.
>>43705095
How can you look at his golden necklace, bracers and fancy ass dagger and tell me that shit ain't bling. He cares about his appearance as much as any model.
>>43704001
>>43704175
Metrosexual is a dude that looks like a homosexual, but isn't. The metro part is derision from more traditionally masculine looking men on account of the need to be a useless pantywaist citiot to cultivate the metro look (e.g., it isn't compatible with muscle tone, grease under the nails, calluses, or utilitarian clothing).
>>43705028
Metro isn't the same thing as fabulous. Part of the metro style is a conspicuous absence of the physical indicators of capability or labor.
Lumbersexual is differentiated from the dude that's worn flannel since forever and actually does outdoors stuff not just by the wax product in the beard or moustache, but by the obvious lack of actual axe swinging muscles or calluses.
>>43709551
>>43709761
Calluses are essentially inevitable for me if I do labor, even if I glove up, but that doesn't mean I tolerate having rough chapped hands. I use bag balm twice a day, it keeps my hands from feeling like sand paper, and it lets me use touch screens.
Instead of sandpaper, my hands feel like lacquered oak. It's appreciated, that's for certain.
But if you're avoiding labor to the point you actually don't callous, or you save them off, I'll call you a vain nonce. Crow about jilling off slags all you want, but your focus on your fingers is obsessive and not manly.
>>43709257
Pretty much. Vikings not only had entire tribes of berserkers but also washed their face and beards EVERY DAY and even had a day of the week dedicated to bathing.
>>43715959
Spartans also put a lot of care into keeping clean and even braiding their hair. Not exactly a barbarian, but also very cleanly warrior culture.
