Filename thread, keep it /tg
>>43674803
Gravity doesn't affect cats anyway.
Not that it's a bad thing.
>>43674969
>>43675051
This is some random Netflix bullshit generator, isn't it?
>>43675081
They're from LiartownUSA, one of the rare worthwhile tumblrs that has an uncanny knack for photo manipulation and surreal humor.
>>43674936I don't get it.Mostly because of "OPERATOR". What does it mean?
>>43675138
Operators operating operationally. It means super-duper military commando.
>>43675138
It's originally from /k/.
An operator is...well, someone who operates operations. A badass military type.
Or, more commonly, someone who poses as/wants to be an elite soldier.
>>43675155
>>43675164
Oh, OK.
>>43675138Operator is a /k/ meme about being overly 'tactical', or tacticool, guns bogged down in accessories, redundant NVG's, POUCHESPOUCHESPOUCHES etc.
>>43675127
I like their stupid AB positive ones, but this one needs a filename
>>43675198
I don't know why one of these is OPERATOR though
>>43675276
why would you hurt El Chavo. That's horrible. And they're calling him a bully!
>>43675629
I don't think that one quite works for filename threads because it requires context. Might give it a shot though, something to do with bluff?
>>43675775
That word sounds like a fake thing
>>43675809
Why would you think that?
It's real. There was a big show of the style at the Smithsonian, coverage in the Washington Post.
>>43675809
It's a Japanese word that means "Golden Joinery"
>>43675909
I just realized my choice of pic makes it look like I'm calling you an idiot for not knowing about Japanese pottery techniques.
>>43675863
I don't get the "a27"
>>43675081
Now, this makes me wanna make a random movie plot generator, together with some blurred shots and shit.
>>43676129
it was just the image site's random filename. I just intended it to be a reaction.
>>43676361
Jesus Christ I think I i'm experiencing real life sanity loss having read that. Is this shit real?
>>43676361
>that pdf
>>43674969
Not gonna lie. Would watch the hell out of that.
>>43676361
What the fuck?
Why are they talking about gravity and the expansion of the universe?
>>43676862
At least its not Time Cubes
>>43676862
From what I understand, Pepsi paid the marketing people a lot of money and they tried to make it look like they had done something groundbreaking and worth it.
>>43676862
It cost millions to make, the execs want something that's at least on this level for their money.
>>43676920
Wait, you're telling me that wasn't written by some random anon, but the actual Pepsi-Cola company?
>>43676991
Yep, you wish you got paid millions to write gibberish.
>>43675127
>>43675081
The guy who writes it is Seanbaby, who used to be the best guy on Cracked back when he could write articles that were nothing but 3 pages of fat jokes, tranny jokes shopped into old comics, and talk about MMA fights. He left a long while ago, as you can imagine.
>>43677154
You know, I had fun reading Cracked articles in like, I think it was 2005/06, before the ugly new interface rolled out, before the jew bought them and before every article was about trannies/women being right/gamers being wrong/gender issues/photocollages made out of old cracked articles by one single dude and so on, I miss actually funny and interesting shit.
>>43677154
He also does these ones too, IIRC.
>>43677154
I followed liartown for a long time, but I had no idea that seanbaby was behind it. Rad.
>>43677225
I stopped after noticing they couldn't keep their shit straight. Psych meds are good! Psych meds are still good! No they're not!
>>43677305
To be honest, they always been a bit like that.
>>43677305
My sides.
>>43677225
I honestly wouldn't mind it so much if they weren't just wrong about things.
I don't mean 'These SJWs have stupid dumb opinions and they're ruining the country!' They just get basic facts wrong even in their 'classic informative' articles. Half the top comments on any given article are pointing out all the errors, but they're never corrected.
I honestly think their stance on never going to the comments, and telling all the writers and editors to use the forums exclusively (which are just 'people who work for Cracked' and 'people who have used the forums for years'; new people are usually drummed out fast), where threads are really tightly moderated and shut down arbitrarily, has blinded them to how the things they write are actually received. You just have to look at something like 'Wong' trying to hold an AMA on reddit, and being an absolute cock to anyone who tried to ask him about the direction Cracked has taken recently, and you can see the rot.
>>43676862
Image you where tasked to work 100-200 hours on something that takes 20 minutes, you can't just AFK after the first 20 minutes.
The end result is something like that.
>"I fight a constant war on two fronts..."
>>43675651
>Glock
Lol
>>43675651
I get the feeling that /k/ actually hates guns.
>>43678509
>I get the feeling that /board/ hates /board's/ subject material
>>43676361
>>43676361
I like the song Neil Cicierega did for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qImHuiYnVQ0
>>43678719
The fuck is this even advertising?
>>43678812
an old PS1 game of pretty decent quality.
Feelssomethingman
>>43678509
>I get the feeling that /k/ actually hates guns.
>>43678719
Would renraku wageslave fit more? Bit newish to shadowrun.
>>43678882
Huh. That's not what I uploaded.
Take 2.
>>43678941
what
>>43678941
because fuck physics
>>43678941
God it really hammers home how batshit insane/stupid some powers are when adapted to live action.
>>43679023
If I had to guess, I would say Captain Cold. One of the Rogue's that Flash has a long standing hate/respect relationship with.
>>43678941
Int 12 in M&M.webm
>>43678941
i was hesitant when i heard captain cold was played by a gay black man but he's the best character in the show
>>43679030
its a superhero show, calm down
>>43678941
wat
>>43679074
What does a Magicka wizard and Earthworm Jim have to do with anime?
>>43679074
>>43679061
>>43679053
>>43679045
>>43679030
>>43679023
Captain Cold from the CW Flash show which is frankly mediocre in quality but can be fun if you turn your brain off.
Classically speaking one of the better things they did for Cold in the comics was saying his gun doesn't fire liquid nitrogen or anything but actually slows down the movement of anything he fires it at on an atomic level.
which is still bullshit science but it's impressive sounding bullshit and you have to admit "freezing the laser tripwires" is a cool scene no matter how little sense it makes.
>>43679095
See a psychologist m8. Try to stay away from old books if you can.
>>43679095
magicka is fucking sick as shit probably the only scandinavian game ever made that isn't a fucking shekelsucking nightmare
>>43679446
That is one clever bunny.
>>43679446
That right there is an alpha bunny.
"Y'know what, fuck your sideshow, this stick is MINE."
>>43675651
How the fuck did someone confuse an SMLE for a nugget?
...Am I being baited?
>>43679662
>>43679793
Seriously. Assuming that's some kind of competition, I think that rabbit should just win. It took the best route, taking advantage of the weakness of your defenses. That animal is the Alexander of the rabbit kingdom.
>>43676991
Even better, it was the advertising agency that handled the rebrand. They had to present something to Pepsi to convince them that what they were doing was actually worth the millions of dollars they paid for it with.
>>43679902
It may be my brain problems, but I think someone asked that very question of an early version of the pic, when at the time it was in fact a nugget. After that, the picture was changed to a SMLE and the text was left unchanged.
I have brain problems and am probably remembering incorrectly, though.
>>43678941
That actually makes sense in the Genius rules.
>>43680324
I've always wondered if the Voight-Kampff test ever accidentally pings on autists.
>>43678894
What's with the meme that low caliber bullets are harmless to people? I remember rednecks in high school would boast that getting shot with a .22 wouldn't hurt them.
>>43677154
You're overlooking that Seanbaby's best articles were the ones dealing with books written in the "1001" format.
>>43679110
I guess it all stems from the fact that having flash "just be a fast human" doesnt make sense. He'd run into walls and trip all the time or just get hit by wind resistance to the point of pain, so he has to be able to use this "speed force" to bend physics at will
and boy does he bend it
so yea, you find of need someone who can freeze atoms
>>43678894
>Desert Eagle
Well played, /k/. Well played.
>>43680511
the flash is easily the most broken character in DC and his rogues wind up being impressive if nothing else but their persistence in the face of the Flash's inimitable bullshit.
>>43680436
Well, in a firefight you could get hit with a bunch of low caliber rounds and just shrug them off because of the adrenaline. They're too small to fuck up parts of your body enough to cripple your movement unless you get hit with a hail of them. I mean, if one goes through your eye then you're fucked but still.
Look up the 1986 FBI Miami shootout.
>>43679485
Holy shitlol
>>43675651
Because when they first came out FN put out a big add for it. Let me find it.
/k/ had a field day with it.
>>43680580
In the comics the Rogues basically have more plot armor than Batman.
How else do they remain a 'threat' when their very existence cheapens the concept of villain teamups from major crisis crossover tier to just another day at the office in tights?
>>43680396
You've spelled Caesar wrong, please fix
>>43678438
HAHAHA
>>43680511
I would have mentioned that there are more attoseconds in a second than there have been seconds since the Big Bang.
>>43676898
damn lelloo and stitch got dark
>>43675155
Isn't the word...
Operative?
>>43676361
I am a graphic designer that's moved on from the horrors of the advertising industry. This shit is insane, hilarious, and how you get rich blowhards in marketing to give your agency just so. much. money. to have their egos fellated.
>>43681064
You made that? I've seen that image literally every week for the past few years of my life.
>>43681418
I didn't make it. I said that if I had made it, I would have mentioned that numberOfAttosecondsInSecond > timeInSecondsSinceBigBang.
>>43677237
My current GM did this for our first Dark heresy game, we're trying to find the source of this super slaaneshii cocaine and every arbite and enforcer we talked to gave us the most random bullshit drugs made from everyday grimdark household objects.
In the grim darkness of the 41st millenium there is only Jenk
>>43675081
Nope, google ghost provokers.
It kicks ass with silver toed boots.
>>43680167
"This world isn't real!"
>>43679543
>not CoCplothook.webm
>>43682181
>>43675081
It's Dada.
>>43680511
:^)
>>43678941
That's not how lasers wor-
Is that Marshall Mathers?
>>43679095
You... You're already missing SAN. The top picture isn't even close to what you described. If you continue on your path, within a few years both the top and bottom will look the same.
>>43679543
Why don't they follow him and see what he does when he gets there?
>>43682175
desu, that's what I thought too.
>>43682430
This is why your rogue should be a halfling.
>>43682457
>>43682175
The Penguins of Madagascar AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS
>>43679543
This is fucking amazing. Jesus christ. I love this.
>>43677415
>They just get basic facts wrong even in their 'classic informative' articles. Half the top comments on any given article are pointing out all the errors, but they're never corrected.
I got pretty peeved when they tried to show something like how video games give orcs a bad name (versus Tolkien), by saying that in TES Orcs are the *only* ones with an intelligence penalty. Hey jackasses, the Nords get one too, and in Oblivion the penalties are *identical*
>>43678719
Man, sony had some shit ads
I mean, they're funny now, but they were shit ads
>>43680658
...Are those FNC lowers?
I need a better name
>>43681123
'Operator' came about because 'operative' had spooky CIA connotations.
>>43678941
So would this be Metaptropi (change lasers into ice) or Skafoi (slow down lasers with time control)
>>43682974
>the blue one is Mountain Dew: Voltaire
I read more closely but choose to believe my initial impression instead.
>>43682974
I'm thinking 3 or so dots in either discipline either way.
>>43682970
I keep trying to piece together who the other people in the room are, but Omegamon just leaning on the counter is way too distracting.
>>43683025
shouldnt it be
>Trapped Dungeon
>>43675863
I died. I died so hard I damn near choked to ACTUAL death.
>>43683025
>>43683097
>not booby traps
>>43683007
lel
>>43678882
I dunno, thats a hell of a way to retire an APC
>>43681738
You don't get to bring retainers.
>>43681738
Oh my fucking god
I would be mad if my sides weren't in orbit
>>43674803
>>43682974
I guess it doesn't matter but I feel like the white bottle should be on the other end
>>43679110
Its because they went the non-magical route in the show.
Wally West, and all other Speed Force Flashes, get around all this via magic.
The biggest issue with the DC shows is that there is not enough magic in them. Magic is a huge part of that world. Even people who don't have any like Green Arrow or Batman are constantly dealing with magical shit. Cut the magic out and the entire universe gets wonky in a hurry.
>>43682767
>>43675668
Yo what.
Did moo2 revoke the dupe file limit.
That's kind of him.
>>43682181
>not ork
>spes h mari nes
oh yes it's perfect
>>43683106
Dorn in the primarch equivalent of emps having a big dumb yellow lab.
>>43683434
Speed Force has never been explicitly magical, though I recall the flash briefly having a Mister Mxpltx/Batmite stand in as a lightning bolt. (No I'm not looking that shit up)
If by "magic" you mean the speed force providing all the secondary powers required for it to work then yeah they don't have magic.
If by magic you mean actual magic? Then no speedforce isn't magical and the flash isn't a mystical character.
No Reboot Jay Garrick doesn't count and never will.
but yeah CW's obsession with gritty realism combined with soap opera drama does them no favors. Though Arrow recently had John Constantine as a guest star. (unsurprisingly he stole the show)
>>43683499
>explicitly magical
What's the cut off for magic then? It does seem pretty goddamn magical to me.
In the Justice League show, the Flash defeats Lex Luthor Brainiac fusion by stripping the pieces of Brainiac out of Luthor at the molecular level.
Afterwards, he almost get take by the Speed Force because he went to fast. To me this implies that there's magic behind it in some way, something or someone providing the power to be a Speedster.
>>43683434
They've been introducing magic lately. The current nemesis on Arrow is a a magic user.
>>43683555
the cut off for magic is "someone calls it magic." no one in the DC comics calls it magic. I've watched JLU. If you bothered reading the comics you'd know there's an entire group of superheroes speedsters and in DC most of them explicitly draw on the speedforce in one way or another. It was grandfathered in to bring old characters back into the public eye so you have characters like Johnny Quick using a mathematical equation to summon the power of the speed force whereas Jay Garricks exposure to hardwater fumes served as a Catalyst to give him access to the speed force.
Speed Force is Speed Force
Magic is Magic, they went out of their way to lay down explicit rules for magic and Speed Force has it's own set of rules.
A duck is not a goose.
>>43675155
>>43675164
>>43675198
how nice of you all to spoonfeed the newfag
>>43683658
>>43675863
>Splatatatatatatatatoon
>>43682974
It's technically decelerating the light to the point it's functionally solid, then breaking the beams physically as if it were shatterable. Then, when the light speeds up again, it reads the broken light.
Technically, actually possible, if insanely improbable.
>>43678941
Wouldn't that trigger the alarms anyway since the beams are still being interrupted?
>>43684097
Except that that should darken the beams hitting the sensors, and that would trip the alarm.
In other words, don't think too hard about it, it's super silly. I'm glad they're willing to get silly with The Flash, because Arrow tries too hard to be "realistic" sometimes and it sucks when they do that. Superheroes are a silly concept and the DC universe is batshit crazy. If you want to set a show there you ought embrace that shit and make the most of it.
>>43684097
>Then, when the light speeds up again, it reads the broken light.
Ignoring the first part about, do photons have temperature?
The broken light is on the ground now, it has mass and it fell. How can it land back in the sensor slot when it thaws now?
Also somehow the laser emitters aren't emitting anymore, and the sensors aren't complaining about not receiving light.
You should just say COMICS! and leave it at that.
>>43684144
E=hf=3kT/2?
>>43684144
Wait, guys, it just hit me. What if those aren't alarm lasers, what if they're slice-you-to-ribbons lasers? Because comics?
>>43680167
>saving the lives of your friends and allowing the world they created to become self-sufficient (instead of using the reader as batteries)
>somehow evil
he was the reason that luso got to take part in the actually interesting one without silly angst.
>>43683097
>tomb of horrors
>shouldnt it be
>Trapped Dungeon
Do you even know what the Tomb of Horrors is?
I'll save you the embarrassment. It is perhaps the most notoriously deadly dungeon in D&D history, created for use in a tournament, not for casual play. It had some of the most insidious and brutal traps in the entire game. Getting through it means going through dozens of characters. As I recall, the winner of the competition it was made for, was a PC who spent most of his starting money on a herd of cattle to find and trigger all the traps for him.
So yes, the name is already a reference to an infamous dungeon full of deadly traps.
>>43680167
MARCHE DID NOTHING WRONG
>>43684271
>created for use in a tournament,
Wrong. It was used in a tournament, true (All of the S-series were [up to S4?]), but it was created because Gary's players were whining about needing a challenge.
>>43684287
>>43678882
Anybody got the webm of the view from the tank?
>>43683475
jpegs can get compression issues and no longer be detected by the dupe system. similar you can add like 4 black pixels to yours and always post it
>>43679148
1. That's Exalted
2. This is a Muscle Wizard
>>43681072
I hope you are either retarded or trolling to think that's lel low and sitch
>>43680396
I GET IT
>>43675651
Fishgun without an attatched scope is best gun.
>>43674803
>>43684623
He was making a joke, albeit a weak one. I thought that was obvious.
>>43684623
>>43684649
It's practically a recognizable meme on its own even.
"damn X got Y in the later seasons"
"damn Z really let himself go"
>>43684623
>lel low and sitch
>>43679543
but why??? anon, i want to know why!!!
>>43683321
thats fucking awesome
>>43676361
>Pepsi Planet
>Pepsi Galaxy
>Pepsi Universe
This PDF is a fucking treasure
>>43683224
what anime is this
>>43684846
...... For once it actually is Boku no Pico....
>>43680167
Even though if you pay attention, you notice that a lot of other people got turned into brainless mosnters?
>>43677154
Holy Fuck, it's seanbaby? I had no clue, that explains a lot.
>>43684878
>>43684846
You do realize he wanted you to answer that way on purpose, right?
Like, don't let him make his shitty joke.
>>43684878
I'm genuinely interested because I'm into traps, so can you cut it with the memes and tell me?
>>43684896
>>43684895
See? He was trying to set up for the joke, and you let him do it.
>>43684932
Shoo shoo, /tg/ isn't for people who have any common sense or can pass a perception check.
>>43676991
Is that thermite and a squid?
>>43685142
It's a more energetic formula of that stupid firework that makes ash dogshit. The only kind legal in many parts of California since forever (but the drought is totally unprecedented and because of anthrogenic climate change via atmospheric carbon, ignore the geologists it's not naturally high desert).
>>43679548
>packaged at the uncannery
>>43685326
Oh, those things. Energetic is an understatement! Thanks anon.
>>43684831
>This PDF is a fucking treasure
Maybe this is because my brother is a professional graphic designer, but this seems exceedingly normal to me. This is pretty much how standard brand documents work and look. Everytime a company hires a graphical design studio for re-branding and forming visual identity, a document much like this one is created. It's just a industry standard code.
>>43683050
Alphamon is the blonde.
>>43678683
>DAS IT MANE
>>43685326
California is an extremely varied region with several different climates. The central valley and coast are Mediterranean climate, while the high mountains are subarctic (You can freeze to death on a glacier in California in the middle of July.)
Only a small fraction of California is desert.
>>43684788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y
No one knows.
It's possibly an evolutionary thing.
>>43683606
>A duck is not a goose.
But their both assholes.
>>43680436
Lower caliber bullets have less mass, and cause narrower wound cavities that have less of a chance to severely damage vital organs. Lower caliber bullets can be lethal if they strike vital organs, but larger caliber rounds have much more of a margin for error when it comes to shot placement due to them causing larger temporary wound cavities.
Also when larger, high-velocity rounds fragment inside you shit just gets gnarly.
>>43676862
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qImHuiYnVQ0
Redpill yourself, anon.
>>43676361
To be honest, their new bottles are not even that good.
>>43686965
This is incredible. (And reminds me of some of the "explanations" from Jojo's for some reason)
>>43680622
You should look up the massive FBI study of handgun rounds done when they were looking for a replacement for 10mm that proved that the human body doesn't do super great against bullets in general, and the terminal ballistics of essentially every hand-gun round are almost identical.
If you shoot someone with .50 AE in the gut, they can "walk it off" temporarily. Getting shot in the fucking chest with any modern combat rifle has over a 90% survival chance if you get medical attention within an hour, because the vast majority of deaths as a result of being shot are caused by shock/blood loss and not the wound damage from the bullet.
The only way to consistently kill a person with a gun is to shoot them in the heart or head, or shoot them so many times their body can't handle the blood loss/trauma and shock sets in very quickly.
Stop spreading misinformation, please.
>>43680658
>/k/ had a field day with it.
Let me tell you
about OPERATOR
>>43686822
where the hell is that webm from anon?
>>43687202
space battleship yamato 2199
>>43687220
Thank you brother!
>>43684567
Sauce?
>>43682970
>So you all meet in a tavern.png
>>43681738
>Mitsunari-hakase, washi wa bakufu de gozaru.
>>43680580
>flash is easily the most broken character in DC
>flash
>not "insert thing from sandman"
Its all reality warping bullshit at that point, so the cake goes to the best described reality warping bullshit
>>43675000
>never skipped a leg day.jpg
>>43687915
Wouldn't Superman be the most bullshit guy though? What's to stop him from being just as fast and shit as the Flash but also being goddamn Superman while he does it?
>>43688908
>>43688974
>>43687915
There are practically no characters in Marvel/DC cape comics that do not have reality-warping powers, immortality and a healing factor that always allows for perfect recovery from any injury, even crippling ones.
The Endless are weaker than your regular cape character right now as they're confirmed to be mortal and confirmed to be unable to recover from death. And if Delirium is anything to go by, they don't even have the recovery powers regular cape schmucks got.
>>43689097
>>43682987
>(platinum)
>>43689191
Needs a name.
Any suggestions?
>>43680467
Sure, but The Sims article is a standalone masterpiece.
>>43689282
That's just a typical GMPC.
>>43689282
>Fudging Rolls - GM vs Player
>>43689140
>>43675774
Oddly enough I wouldn't mind hitting El Chavo with a stick. I have a bad association with the character from when I was doing volunteer work at a hospital shelter for kids and their families. I didn't know any Spanish but I was supervising the play room and this little Mexican kid kept pointing at the TV and screeching El Chavo at the top of his lungs. I kept changing the channel and never figured out what the hell he wanted but it was a solid 8-10 minutes of screeching before his mother just took him away. So I guess what I'm saying is, I'd like to murder that memory with a large stick.
amirite guize?
>>43689529
pls no bully Chavo
>>43688908
>brought her to her knees
lel
>>43686822
Did they died?
>>43680396
That actually happens in the book. Well, technically he was suffering neural degradation due to radioactive dust, but it's pretty much the same.
>>43690515
I don't even know what nobilis is, but SMBC is always welcome
>>43691402
I blame her party for not helping.
>>43687126
>>43680658
I still don't get it. Are they bragging that they worked with special ops people to design it? That seems like the sort of thing you'd want to do when selling an assault rifle. Is it a bad gun?
