>Playing a bard
>Find our asses a genie
>One wish each for the entire group
>Decide to test out just how far the DM will let me take this
>Get a magic brush that brings anything I paint into reality
>Beat the campaign
>Return to the characters for a second one a few games later, in game time having passed
>My character the new villain
>I flip my shit shit when the DM revile I had become Bob Ross, destroyer of worlds
>>43654322
Is this the good kind of flipping your shit or the bad kind?
>>43654342
The excited kind
>>43654322
>>43654342
Yeah, this is really ambiguous. Is it
>Fuck you, you totally ruined my character, he'd never do that, is this just a big 'fuck you' for asking for too OP of a wish?
Or a
>Oh fuck yes, this is absolutely badass and completely unexpected, you're a genius
>>43654322
>Bob Ross
>villain
Shit DM, sever all ties and call the police.
Dear god, I want to run Bob Ross, Destroyer of Worlds as a BBEG now. You must teach me your secrets, OP.
>>43654322
>Bob Ross
>Villain
>Not paragon of righteousness and good
U fukken wot, m80?
>>43656252
They're obviously playing an Evil campaign this time
>>43656252
Clearly a typo. The villain is Ssor Bob, the clean-shaven mirror universe counterpart to Bob Ross.
God help us all.
>>43654322
Sounds like a lie
>>43654322
He's just misunderstood, he repaints empty plains into wonderful landscapes, but pesants fear his teraforming powers.
