>in most sci fi/futuristic/cyberpunk settings, skintight bodysuits/jumpsuits are common apparel from civilian wear to military equipment
what do you think of this trope /tg/?
>>43617403
Sexy.
>>43617403
Sexy, but probably invented by someone who didn't have to work with shelves.
>>43617403
I generally don't have a problem with it, unless it's extremely out of place with the environment or it's done purely for fetish fuelnot that I'm necessarily against that, but it does sort of break immersion
>>43617403
I'm not sure what sci-fi you're reading but I only very rarely see skintight bodysuits as the most common clothing item, and when they are, they're usually supplemented with other pieces of clothing.
But you just brought this up so you could post that image, didn't you?
Allah Akbarcrombie & Fitch
>>43617403
Well, judging by the rapid popularization of yoga pants, there may be something to the idea that everyone will be wearing tight stretchy outfits in the future.
>>43617403
It would only work if we've eliminated the obesity problem.
>>43617464
This is why liberal Muslims are amazing.
>hijab+yoga pants
>BONER PLS
I imagine it is also comfortable too. And the women are free to either cover themselves up with the hijab, or put it over their shoulder and strut.
FUTURE
IS
NOW
It would be much less pleasing to look at in real life. Even decently fit people wouldn't look to flattering if they wore it.
>>43617403
eh in outer space you need some sorta compression on your body so that it wont fuck itself up, modern astrangant suits use gas for compression, but some prototypes that NASA's developing use mechanical compression wear the suits clinge to their wearers body
>>43617499
This is the future, and somehow, we're closer to genetic designer babies than we are to flying cars.
>>43617499
In theory it could be a motivator for some to not be a blob, but I have my doubts
>>43617403
Clothing serves a function first, fashion second.
There's all kinds of clothing, each has a different use.
What we will see is skintight spacesuits in the future, since they are cheaper, safer and you don't die from a single puncture.
>>43617541
If a woman won't lose weight even if her life is in danger, I don't think she'll be motivated by looking bad in clothes. We'll probably just have to wait until a super science pill can burn all the excess fat away.
>>43617541
You're forgetting the healthy 500 lb elephant in the room, anon.
Fat Acceptance.
>>43617518
Completely agreed. The fact that people dont wear wizard robes in public is a mistake.
>>43617532
I don't understand the obsession about flying cars. I guess because they mean that energy is such an abundant resource that we can waste it on making everything hover/fly.
But wouldn't they end up being so heavily regulated that they lose most of their advantage? I guess for medium distance travel they would still be much more comfortable because you don't have to follow a curvy road but instead can follow a mostly straight line.
>>43617518
Shouldn't that be how women dress in arrakis.
>>43617790
Flying cars actually exist. They are inefficient as fuck, and come with the obvious danger associated with ultralight airplanes. Maybe on a planet with less gravitational pull they will finally come into use.
http://www.businessinsider.com/flying-car-aeromobil-flies-430-miles-2014-12
>>43617769
>>43617526
nice Mirage
>>43617820
The aeromobil is a plane that uses its wheels to taxi and folds its wings away, not the kind of flying car people actually want, which is the Jetsons/Back to the Future kind.
>>43617403
Probably more due to the fact that the characters are usually /fit/ young people who look great in skintight outfits and the director/artist/ect wants to show that off.I know where that image is from. Damnit I wasn't going to fap tonight...
>>43617798
They wear extremely complex moisture suits which allow them to survive in the exceptionally arid environment. Those without them tend to die if they're not in a city.
>>43617790
It's just the classic "future" example of what almost everyone thinks of when they think "future world". There's a reason it's a trope.
And yes, they are actually a colossally bad idea.
>>43617798
Not enough moisture retention gear.
>>43617820
Or if we manage anti-grav.
>>43617769
Robes are the shit. Anyone who has worn a proper one would never badmouth them.
>>43617403
Shadman
>>43617541
It crushes my will to let you know how wrong that is. In theory yes - but no. Just no.
>>43617518
>FUTURE
>IS
>NOW
This really only hit me earlier today.
Watching some show where a guy has been trapped off world for years, doesn't even have a working watch any more.
Finally encounters another human again and asks what year it is.
"2015"
>>43617532
Well, yeah, you're just going to crash your flying car while texting anyways.
>>43617869
>Robes are the shit. Anyone who has worn a proper one would never badmouth them.
Oh yeah. In the Brisbane summer I'd love to be able to wear something that actually has some airflow or is light rather than long pants.
I'm rather envious of skirts right now. Fuck summer.
>>43617518
Achmed pls go, i know taqiyya when I see it
>>43617843
F1 A BEST
>>43617979
The only denial here is you denying that shit is hot.
>>43617930
>Brisbane
where you at? In Melbourne atm but I have friends from when I did study abroad up there.
Or if you come to melbourne we can game, right?so ronery
>>43617907
What show?
>>43618010
What suburb and game you into?
>>43618111
Essendon, pretty broad variety
>>43618010
Inner city. Not honestly comfortable saying more than that on /tg/
It's like wearing nothing at all.
>>43617907
>>43618029
Nothing? Don't make me dig through tvtropes
>>43618277Agents of Shield
>>43618296
thanks
>>43617532
>>43617790
>>43617869
Fifth Element had soome of the most realistic flying cars..
>>43618240
Oh shit, another one of us.
>>43617403
>what do you think of this trope /tg/?
It's not a trope, it's tomorrow.
>>43617403
It makes me wet, but it's stupid.
>>43618671
It makes me hard, so I don't care if it's stupid until I'm not hard anymore.
>>43618029
im dying
>>43618771
Barf.
>>43618771
why do you always show up and ruin everything?
>>43617532
If we wanted to we could have cheap private helicopters, the problem isn't the tech.
I want to see gravity trains and space elevators more than I want to see flying cars. Commuting to Europe in 40 mins would be so much nicer.
>>43617464
>>43617518
>Flaunting her naked ankle like that
That bitch is gonna get stoned later in the evening.
>>43618843
Because people call him?
I feel like it's like Bettlejuice or Bloody Mary or some shit. Don't menylon trip fags and they won't come.
>>43618930
That's a nice theory, but nobody mentioned him here and he still showed up.
>>43618854
>grav trains
My nigga.
>>43618861
By my dick.
>>43617403
In my scifi setting, somewhere around the 2500s to 2600s, we wear late 70s/early 80's fashion.
Big hair, tight pants, bright colors aww yisss
>>43618930
>>43618941
>>43618843
ND is a detergent to fetish threads on tg: sooner or later, it shows up to ruin them all.
Its up to us to ignore and endure.
>>43618930
>>43618941
Dat ass called to me!
>>43618029
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. prolly.
>>43619076
Samus is fantastic
>>43619114
oh fuck that's nsfw sorry.
>>43617403
If the suits are filled out like that I'm all for it.
>>43617403
Hold up a minute, is that commander crazytits?
>>43619182
Nope, vaultmeat.
>>43619162
>If the suits are filled out like that I'm all for it.
See, this is why we wouldn't "eliminate" obesity, just re-engineer how the human body deals with it.
We need fatty tissue to make up DAT ASS and DEM TITS anyways, so why not have it ALL go there?
>>43619145
Is it? That's a very tight fitting suit that appears to be leaking sweat or some unidentifiable fluid from the groin and other areas, but I think it's still technically SFW.
>>43619219
Because there is such a thing astoo much ass.
Not to say that engineering how fat is distributed is bad, but there definitely needs to be some kind of biological cap.
>>43619221
I suppose that's a good excuse.
>>43617436
>or it's done purely for fetish fuel
Aka almost everything in fashion.
>>43619235
>>43619219
Well, if you had all the obesity fat as ass & tits, they'd become incapable of movement even more quickly than if it was distributed evenly.
That said, once we hit that point of genetic manipulation, it'd be just as easy to give everyone metabolisms that just burn the excess very efficiently.
>>43618861
Ankles and toker? Oh be still my throbing penis.
>>43617403
Second only to second skin type bodysuits
I recently purchased a T-shirt online. I meant to order 100% cotton but instead purchased 100% some other stretchy skintight material. I must say it's now my favorite shirt to wear with a sweatshirt over it, very comfortable!
>>43618854
If wages rose with production rather than getting siphoned off to the ultra rich the average American could afford a helicopter.
>>43617851
>I know where that image is from. Damnit I wasn't going to fap tonight...
Link?
>>43619269
Shit like this is why people hate you.
>>43619311I don't know, I'm kind of enjoying it
>>43619219
>Scifi future
>Genetically engineer all women to have dat ass and dem titties
>Genetically engineer all men to be trappy shotas
>All fashion is skin tight bodysuits
Best future or bestest future
>>43619290
don't do it anon, at least find some decent porn
>>43619322>Imagine if you got caught in between them
>>43619324
I don't want to be a trappy shota. I like my beard and lumberjack like build.
>>43619324
>Scifi future
>Genetically engineer all women to have dat ass and dem titties
>Genetically engineer all men to be trappy shotas
>All fashion is skin tight bodysuits
>Best future or bestest future
I don't know, wouldn't the bestest future have just Lesbians?
>>43619359
The best future is when you're dead lmao
>>43619359
Nah. Personally I'd rather heterosex stuck around.
>>43619330Anon stop, I can only get so erect
>>43619359
Futa is the future.
>>43619359
>wouldn't the bestest future have just Lesbians?
Lesbians with shota boytoys obviously
>>43619359
>I don't know, wouldn't the bestest future have just Lesbians?
I like lesbians too, but sometimes I'm just in the mood for cock. Variety is best.
>>43619400
>Trapped between the two of them, as they squirm and fidget
>Somehow they're only able to wedge themselves more and more stuck, grinding you deeper and deeper between their two massive booties until you find yourself lost between two masses of ass flesh>And then the elevator breaks down trapping the three of you in there
>It'll be hours before anyone can come to fix it
>>43619427
>Futa is the future.
No futa a shitOddly I'm fine with men trappy enough to pass for very flat chested girls though
>>43619359
The best future is interrogator chaplains.
They would make everything okay.
Also start gargling, that shit is getting crusty
>>43619458
Not going to lie, I actually blacked out for a second reading that.
>>43617403
Women already dress like that. They love yoga pants. Just make them a bit more durable for the apocalypse.
>>43619454
>I like lesbians too, but sometimes I'm just in the mood for cock. Variety is best.
Well I've never been a fan of the penis, so I'd rather Tentacles...
...And there is apparently a lack of cecaelia in bodysuits...
Get on that Internet!
>>43617464
>Cover yourself around angry bearded men.
>Flash your vagina and ass at pale face.
>>43618771
Slap a vomit warning on that and roll it out into the streets.
Oversize
>>43618029
sauce?
desu this is godamn hilarious
>>43619550
Get the fuck out. For truth, waggling my noggin, kinsman.
>>43619551
Haunted Tank 2008 #1.
>>43617403
Eh. There's really nothing I can do about it, so why bother complaining?
>tfw no containers for coins, keys and candy for cuties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9eAiy0IGBI
>>43619578
American athletic sportswear worked into youkatas
>>43619603
>Scifi future
>Normal clothes are common but optional
>Everyone always wears skintight bodysuits, if they're wearing anything else they wear it over the bodysuits
>>43619631
It's shit baka desu senpai
>>43619631
It's called a jinbei. They're comfy as fuck in the retardedly humid Japanese summer.
>>43619631
yukatas made from american military uniforms are cuter desu
>>43619700
I'd nuke the fuck out of her pussy, if you get what I'm sayin'
>>43619729
Rude.
the future is going to involve chain-mail, Naquadah alloyed plates for protection against plasma, and fantastic animal helmets
>>43617790
>>43619818
>implying
Remember how the Tau'ri went from "primitive apes" to BTFOing your entire millennia old empire in like 7 years?
The future is army fatigues, MALPs, and P90S
>>43619876
Tell me Colonel, if the Tau'ri are so great, why are there no good Stargate games?
>>43619896
Because the movie was the only good part.
>>43618854
Aren't space elevators nearly impossible with our current understanding of material science? There's nothing strong enough that we can perceivably fabricate that could withstand the centrifugal force of the Earth's rotation at heights needed to break atmosphere
>>43619909
Shol'va kree!
>>43619914
Carbon Nanotubes, son.
>>43619958
>lolsheerforce
>>43619790 >>43619762 >>43619603 >>43619427 >>43619359 >>43619199 >>43619145 >>43619114 >>43619076 >>43617403
/tg/: you don't need any other boards!
>>43619971
SHEAR force, son.
>>43619285
No thanks, most Americans I run into treat driving like it's the hardest thing in the world. I don't trust them to handle a third movement axis.
Especially since the most affordable helicopter I can think of is the R22.
>>43619988
Have you seen the molecular structure of carbon nanotubes? shit is literally sheer.
>>43619818
These helmets were so fucking swag. Stargate was the tits in the theater.
>>43619359
>genetically engineer all men to be trappy shotas
Fuck you. I don't even care what your preferences are for guys - imagine the living hell it would be for the dudes who didn't want to be trappy shotas, or the ladies who were straight and just wanted a manly man.
>>43620066
>Turkish Oil Wrestling.
I'll admit they're manly men.
Don't know how much straight functions in there.
>>43619790
>>43620000
>>43620069
I appreciate the effort, the asses look nice, and there was even quads to celebrate the occasion, but I can't look at these without thinking maybe they should get to a hospital, because their back must be broken.
>>43620066
>Wanting a manly man
What kind of fag hag do you even have to be.
>>43619324
Piss off.
Don't force what you like onto people who have different tastes.
Even for someone that likes what you like, I have to say that your idea is fucking terrible.
>>43620084
I just chalk it up to Quarian spines. Try this one on for size then.
>>43620066
I agree with you, you sound like a decent fellow.
>>43620097
>MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
>>43620097
>>43620069
>>43620000
This is very quickly turning into a ME appreciation thread
>>43620137
I think you mean an AE appreciation thread
>>43620144
Titan AE? That was a great movie. I like how it did spacefaring nomadic humans.
>>43617403
Because in the future we let go of fucking stupid puritanical/islamic/judaic ideals and just accept the human body and its need to be fit.
>>43620149
He means Ass Effect
Tali best girl. Fite me.
>>43620172
I liked her better when she was a cute space imouto and not a dating sim heroine.
>>43620182
>cute space imouto
>not a dating sim heroine
I don't understand.
>>43619988
Now there's a pretty meme. Exquisite.
>>43620066
>Implying the subjects would be allowed to keep their wits or memory after the treatment.
It's ok anon. Everyone is going to be happy and content.
>>43620200
She was cuter and more imouto-like before she had a route.
ME2 turned her into just another companion with daddy issues.
>>43620214
>Everyone is going to be happy and content.
Especially since I'm selling everyone on Earth to the Mi-Go right now.
>>43617907
fuck man. it's two am over here in lovely california, and i'm on the verge of tears. You literally made me realize that we live in an age that was, to the people of 1900's, the super future era, where we'd have mastered space flight. Meanwhile we're dicking around, getting overemotional about what is politically correct while letting much of the world fall into ruin. But that isn't the reason i'm crying. The reason I'm crying is because I realize that there's still so far to go. What will the 22nd century look like? iunno. I wanna know. Kudos to you, based Anon.
>>43620214
'It'll be all worth it in the end' is the excuse immoral dictators use.
And you're telling me that either these poor guys have to just accept being shotas, or they get turned into mindless lumps of flesh? So the only ones happy and content anyway are going to be the lesbian women? This is 1984 trying to disguise itself as a utopia, but worse - at least Big Brother had to wait until you acted or spoke wrong to apprehend you, and as much as they fucked with your head, they'd probably let you go. This horrible future has /everyone/ who might possibly disagree get mindwiped and stuck as little more than an animal.
>>43620246
Be fair, the ESA and Russia are working on a moonbase. We're getting there.
>>43620254
>mindless
>mindwiped
you're just going to start liking a thing you don't like, is all.
you won't even notice.
>>43620254
>mindwiped and stuck as little more than an animal.
I think Anon was suggesting brainwashing more than mindwiping.
>>43620261
Am I the only one who finds that horrifying? The entirety of my perception being changed so some fetishist can live out his fantasy? Messing with my memories, my mind, me as an individual? 'Everyone is going to like this or I'm going to MAKE them like this' is just as horrifying in every other context, why not here?
>>43620265
Maybe so, though the phrasing makes it a little confusing on if they're going to get new wits and memories or lose them entirely. Overall this fantasy is horrible, mostly because it's leaving so many details out and problems unexplained.
>>43620308
The concept is of course horrifying now, but will cease to be after the fact.
That's part of the fetish.
>>43620319
And that's why it needs to be removed.
>>43620329
I'm sure you'll change your mind eventually.
>>43620319
>>43619921
... I'll have to add "gimme a high five" to the meanings of the word "kree".
>>43620337
You mean you'll change my mind.Well, you'll try.
I got one.
>>43620308
>Am I the only one who finds that horrifying? The entirety of my perception being changed so some fetishist can live out his fantasy?
Well duh. It is a horrifying scenario for everybody except MC fetishists.
>leaving so many details out and problems unexplained.
Not really.
It is an ultimate personalised entertainment for the one guy in charge, how do you remove unfit elements is not a particularly important detail.
Hell we can do this without brainwash aspects
>MAD SCIENTIST discovers all the super shit
>does not share
>raids bloodbanks for a shitton of DNA samples
>fucks off into space, builds his fantasy shotaXmilf civilization by making "clones" from edited DNA stock
>everybody not sharing the fetish is left as is, but irrelevant because they can't into space
>>43620149
Agreed. Let's talk about Titan AE, and how that handled jumpsuits. Overall, the general fashion trend did not actually lean towards jumpsuits. The only time jumpsuits were very much present was when the people wearing them were in hazardous areas. I'd chalk this up to a) jumpsuits being a pain in the ass to wear and b) no one really wants to wear them. On stations, people and aliens wore what was generally comfortable to them.
Also I think there would be a very good chance that when spacefaring nomadic groups form, they'll probably be organized according to things like race and/or shared culture.
>>43620391
If I remember right, most jumpsuits were worn over clothes, so they weren't the only article of clothing. The jumpsuits themselves were fairly bulky.
As for shared culture, that sounds about right from what I remember - most of the people in the fleet that we saw in the movie, for example, seemed to be fairly American, especially in their love of baseball. It makes sense, since at least one of the big ships to evacuate Earth launched from Oregon.
>>43617403
>what do you think of this trope /tg/?
I like it. It makes sense to me that people would want something they can seal off from the environment in the event of danger. The advancement of metamaterials means those flimsy suits will most likely also double as actual spess suits, EW and BW fire and a means to be clothed always in a way that's not too warm or too cold.
Also, you'd probably be able to change the appearance of the surface.
>>43620434
in addition, iirc one of the arguments for humans being a dying breed was our lack of homeworld. Could the presence of a recognized homeworld be a point of pride and establishment for spacefaring cultures? would races that lose or forget their homeworld be considered tarnished?
>>43620456
I agree that metamaterials will play a huge role in future textiles (flexible screens were first developed in 2012 iirc, and now they're being marketed). However, the point of a skintight bodysuit is to protect from the outside. While there could be artistic pushes to adopt the retro-futuristic look of bodysuits with 1950's base colors accented in chrome, i think the general trend would be for more conservative (for their time) clothes built from metamaterials; maybe a shirt with moving images on it, like that one shirt that has a display that moves in time with music
>>43620050
>>43619818
>mfw learning those helmets retract/close EXACTLY the way IRL the way they do in the movie
>mfw the mechanics of the process were so complex they couldn't consistently make them work
>>43620480
Oh certainly, but at least in urban warfare contexts it could become en vogue to use light skins in order to reduce the bulk of armour used. And, as we all know, if the military/police use it there will be at least some posers to adapt a similar clothing style just to look tough.
Either way, I think we both agree that the number of attention whores switching their clothes to rapidly shifting 'hypnotic' stripe patterns or LOL SO EPIC edgetard propaganda slogan will be incredibly huge.
>>43620462
I think your points are right, but the reason they were dying out probably wasn't cultural reasons. When you're stuck on a ship, even a fleet of ships, everything is limited. Air, food and water, everything has to be carefully recycled or traded for. Scrimping and saving, working for maximum efficiency, and you can't really have too many people in the ship at once or they run out of room and necessities.
On top of that, without a homeworld there's nowhere to really gather, nothing that strongly identifies you as human aside from the fact that you're a vagrant working among other races - and ending up being kicked around by stronger races or working jobs the others don't want, because you can't afford to be picky. There's the tarnish there - in the lack of unity aside from shame.
>>43619324
That's a horrible dystopia.
>>43620517
so we'd become space jews?
>>43620516
definitely agree. We already have posers like that now; there's no reason to think that people will be changing that pattern in the far future. I'm confused a bit by "light skins" becoming en vogue, could you clarify? I don't really know what they are.
>>43620516
>rapidly-shifting hypnotic patterns
Imagine if they actually worked, though.
>>43620559
>I'm confused a bit by "light skins" becoming en vogue, could you clarify? I don't really know what they are.
http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2012/02/as-strong-as-an-insect%E2%80%99s-shell/
Err, sorry. I'm saying that with metamaterials getting more advanced people could end up exchanging traditional ballistic armour for skintight suits that do the same by virtue of being at once flexible and resistant to small weapons fire and knives while being far lighter.
You'd probably have it be layered with a carbon fiber weave forming the middle layer sandwhiched between semi-organic layers.
>>43620615
FUN.
>>43617403
>what do you think of this trope /tg/?
It's really stupid. I mean, yeah, okay, it's just a fetish being shoved everywhere, and as always, it's stupid, but it being played straight is mind-boggingly stupid when you look at worldwide fashions (and yes, even before there was a fashion industry).
It's just completely separate from the human experience.
>>43620644
Fun, or "fun?"*
*"Fun," in this case, used in the same manner as it is in Dwarf Fortress.
>>43617403
Of these I like the look of Algauciles from Infinity; their jumpsuits do look like repurposed prison garb or worker suits with body armour on top, fitting the fluff.
Problem: I like sexy skintight apparel. I also like realism and hard-scifiPun intended?
How do I have sexy skintight apparel, and also have it be a semi-realistic choice at the same time?
![02c9c338ffcc578fe2c09709e7fb8ad7[1].png_4925883.png](https://i.imgur.com/h29B32V.png "02c9c338ffcc578fe2c09709e7fb8ad7[1].png_4925883.png")
>>43620818
The bodygloves are one size fits all undersuits to more practical cloths and/or armor. Hypoallergenic, self cleaning, static free, temperature regulated, self repairing...
Or it's an interface layer for piloting.
>>43620818
Any milspec scanners worth a damn can detect the shit armor and shielding is made out of.
Thus if you want to sneak you gotta go organic. And bio-armor just doesn't work right. Bones? Superheavy skin? Nah bro.
On the other hand, you can make a rather nifty stealth suit with subtle lab grown circuitry for shit like comms and huds. You could grow a space marine biosuit but they don't work nearly as well as tech armor, so why bother when bio does stealth so much better than tech?
Thus, skintight clad stealthsuit shadowrunners who can feel ~everything~ through it.
>>43620217
>and more imouto-like
what the fuck are you even talking about fag
>>43620818
Easy way: fashion. People will honestly wear fucking anything, if only for a few years.
Hard way: justification. Elasticated space suits like NASA's Space Activity Suit or MIT's Biosuit, either the suit is skintight itself or some sort of undersuit is acceptable to wear casually or whatever.
>>43620887
>>43620921
That facial expression speaks to me.
>"Aw come on. 'Little Joe'? Real mature guys. I know this suit doesn't leave much to the imagination but putting it on my plane is a real dick move. You guys are real cunts."
>>43620887
>Easy way: fashion. People will honestly wear fucking anything, if only for a few years.
It's got girls everywhere wearing skin-tight leggings as if they're trousers, so anon has a point.
>>43620921
>>43620945
He's just jealous of Paul Webb's enormous hose
Well, in Niven's works, humanity just walks around naked all the time. So... that's about all I can add to the discussion.
>>43621013
Wait what? Really?
>>43620217
Imouto-like?
Not everyone is so autistic that they can only use anime cut-and-dry personality archetypes to describe people
>>43621167
I know right? Some of us use use the nine-alignment grid.
>>43621188
Sounds complicated.
Four categories is enough, I think.
>>43621188
>the nine-alignment grid.
I thought the argument was that even people who are using it. Aren't really using it.
>>43621202
Fuuko wasn't boke. She wasirrelevant.
>>43621202
The only thing that differentiates many of those characters is their hair. And even then its often only a slight difference.
>>43617403
They may be impractical as fuck, but damn a skintight suit can look good on a certain woman. When she's skinny like a rail or a fat blob (read: most women) it does nothing to me but if she has a proper rack, a decent ass and especially tight abs... fucking hell.
Like most things, skintight suits probably work better in fantasy than reality.
>>43617485
>Well, judging by the rapid popularization of yoga pants
Yet these piss me the fuck off. I guess it's context, with the former being prevalent in a more professional context with the latter being part of the standardized hoe uniform.
>>43621251
>Like most things, skintight suits probably work better in fantasy than reality.
This entire thread has been perfectly summarized.
>>43621261
Maybe that's why they work so well with mecha.
They're both cool, but honestly reallly rather impractical.
>>43621238
Moeshit is cheap, mass produced trash designed for the sole purpose of getting sweaty NEETs to hand over their parents' money.
This is known.
>>43621272
Which is why both of them work so well with female soldiers.
All three of them are cool, but honestly really rather impractical.
>>43621273
>anime-was-a-mistake.jpg
>>43621238
You better not be insulting any of the Azumanga Daioh characters.Osaka is love, Osaka is life.
>>43621261
>>43621251
I don't see why it'd be impractical. The most likely environmental suit of the future will be skin tight and super sexy.
![scht_4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bumyhwd.jpg "scht_4[1].jpg")
>>43621299
>Osaka
Let me tell you about Sakaki
![anime_shrug[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AiV7kHI.jpg "anime_shrug[2].jpg")
>>43621312
>Tits, dicks and puffy vulvas getting stuck on everything
>Rips and tears now become more than just inconvenient
>Welcome to Bonertown. Population: about half the planet.
Maybe if we exclusively give them to women and keep them away from machinery with moving parts, it'd work out somewhat.
>>43617541
kek
Because no fatties put on yoga pants, amirite?
>>43620066
>Shotas and turkish oil wrestlers : The future
OH BOY I GOTTA GET ME SOME EXTRA SHADES
Too bad for the ladies who enjoy chubby dudes or huge, rail-thin dudes though.
>>43621328
They'd need to have some decent padding. Just having full-body stockings wouldn't do a thing to protect you. Think Samus Aran's zero suit: It's sexy, but the genitals aren't getting caught on much at all.
Rips and tears in the bulky environmental suits we have now are more than just inconvenient too, and they don't allow for fine movement as easily as a lighter suit would.
>implying the third point is even a problem
Environmental suits aren't even going to be worn by the entire planet, either. Not even on Mars.
>>43619285
not you again. get your shitty ass american politics out of this thread.
>>43621328
>Tits, dicks and puffy vulvas getting stuck on everything
How would they get stuck on anything they don't get stuck now?
>Rips and tears now become more than just inconvenient
Sleek surface is harder to catch on something to get it ripped in the first place.
>Welcome to Bonertown. Population: about half the planet.
Will eventually stop happening because everybody gets used to it.
![Zerosuitothermrender[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QJSjH7b.jpg "Zerosuitothermrender[1].jpg")
>>43621384
That might be a decent point. I'd want to bring up the breasts still being too prominent to be safe around heavy machinery, but I guess they could be pushed against the body and de facto reduced in size that way. Not that it'd be comfortable. It'd actually be tightly wrapped around your body rather than a second skin.
![3e3[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HMjBUte.jpg "3e3[2].jpg")
>>43621400
>your shitty ass american politics
Not him but do you think Europe is any different? Germany's rich-poor grap is incerasing rapidly and despite the fact that it has about half France's unemployment, it has significantly more people living below the poverty line.
Neoliberalism as a concept is fucked up, and it's not being applied in America alone.
>>43621415
Who goes around sticking their tits in industrial hydraulics?>mm yes, I love the feel of this hard metal rod pumping up and down
>>43621348
If only that were the case.
>>43621415
So uh, do you think that skintight bodysuits magically increase the size of breasts by like 1000%? Because I'm not that there's ever been a case where a woman has gotten her tits stuck in a machine, and these women would have been wearing clothing that presents a far larger silhouette than a skintight bodysuit would.
>>43621481
You might be able to do it if you lean in, like that guy who tried masturbating with a belt sander and got one of his balls ripped off.
>>43617403
I can kind of understand it for military. At least as sort of an underware.
Basic ideas in my head tend to be that, especially in space age settings, military and explorers would always be wearing an underlayer of formfitting environmental suits as a sort of last-line of defense against vacuum. Though the effect would then be ruined with an outerlayer that would then be covered in a modular armor and kinetic shielding, and then possibly over-clothing.
It's cold in space, so dress in layers!
>>43621495
OH SWEET FUCKING GOD please tell me this never actually happened.
![Bandslijpmachine_hobbykwaliteit_(Westfalia)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dVymsAV.jpg "Bandslijpmachine_hobbykwaliteit_(Westfalia)[1].jpg")
>>43621495
>ike that guy who tried masturbating with a belt sander
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? It doesn't even fucking look appealing. Belt sanders are neither wet nor tight, they're dry and coarse. It's literally like fucking rapidly moving sandpaper.
FUCKING WHY BOTHER?
>>43621513
>>43621509
>>43621495
It probably wasn't directly the sander, but trying to fit an artificial vagina on it or something.
>>43621513
You fucking casual.
>>43621499
>It's cold in space, so dress in layers!
Actually it's pretty hot if you're on the sunny side. It's only cold if you have surfaces with evaporating liquids.
>>43620382
Which...I want to say Gundam? Is this from.
>>43621316
Ew.
>>43621582
If you don't think that's the tightest shit then get the fuck out of my face.
>>43620319
so your fetish is forcing someone to change, them making them forget they ever didn't want it?
>>43621599
This doujin looks like a piece of crap which:
1) doesn't get the character right
2) is ugly as shit
>>43621316
unf! Can you tell me the name of that Mango? Reverse searching did not yield anything of worth for me.
>>43621434
>>43619285
This, every $/€/whatever that is saved due to more efficient production lines does not get to the worker but to the company. And that's what is wrong with todays economics in my opinion.
Like, a modern worker is 7 times as efficient as his*her counterpart from years ago, but does he*she earn 7 times as much monies?That is all I'll say on this topic, in order not to derail this thread or something
Post more skintight suit clad butts.
>>43621632
>unf! Can you tell me the name of that Mango? Reverse searching did not yield anything of worth for me.http://g.e-hentai.org/s/766053f93d/26326-1
>man skin-tight clothing will be great in the future!
>no way man no one will ever wear that garbage
Come on, guys, the future's now.
>>43621639
Thanks anon
>>43621458
that was the point, friend-o.
It hurts me when I see girls wearing yoga pants, and the only reason they even have a visible butt is thanks to excessive back rounding and that magic fabric.
>>43621043
Well, people on Earth, at least. Basically, we hit 18 billion people, and the planet became so overcrowded that a taboo against nudity became pretty much impossible. So now people just don't give a fuck anymore. Plus, there are technologies to change skin colours, apply patterns and whatnot, so Earth is basically full of naked neon-coloured people.
>>43621702
>and the only reason they even have a visible butt is thanks to excessive back rounding and that magic fabric.
Thus the "b-but it's comfortable" argument has been destroyed yet again. Yoga pants literally exist to show off your ass and nothing else. Maybe that's why I detest them.
>>43617430
What do shelves have to do with anything?
>>43621528
>>43621513
>>43621509
It happened, and the description of the results is pretty horrific
http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-10.html
>>43621717
And that's why I love them.
>>43621717
sounds like you have issues bro
>>43617403Warframe?
>>43618029
which comic is that?
>>43621726
I imagine its like with overalls.
If you have ever worked wearing overalls you would know.
You lift your arms above your head and the groin of the overalls rises in accordance with your arms. Your clothing essentially slaps you in the balls every time you raise your arms.
Now imagine what its like where overalls are the works uniform and your job for the day is to stack shelves.
I participated in a small successful rebellion to have the uniform changed.
Nm I simpled googled it It´s Haunted Tank by DC comics.
>>43621813
Since they're skintight they're probably stretchy as well, so I can't imagine it being that much of a problem.
>>43621738
>http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-10.html
Ah, that's right, it was a drive belt, not a belt sander.
>>43621813
Man, if you're going to be wearing a skintight bodysuit to a physical labor job, you should be wearing a cup anyways. Most people don't wanna see your ween bulge.
>>43621738
I was NOT prepared to read that today D:
>>43621880
>Most people don't wanna see your ween bulge.
>implying
This is the Lycra space-future. Complimenting a man's ween bulge is like saying hello.
>>43621857
Well that's completely not horrific then.
>>43621880
I whole heartedly agree.
>>43621880
I'd rather wear work pants, thank you very much. So many useful pockets!
>>43621415
Wouldn't it be more like wearing a sports bra? They're designed to absorb the impact of movement and hold the boobs in place, so one would assume that's how it would be made, and women wear those all the time so they must be comfortable. Hell, I know women who prefer wearing sports bras for that reason.
If you think the actual suit would be uncomfortable, it'd be more flexible along the fascial lines of the body to allow full movement. That'd solve most movement issues. And having a suit like that on your body would help promote blood flow as well.
Anyone know any traps that can answer these questions?
>>43619896
It's an arms-control treaty. The last time a human focused on creating the best possible game in the Stargate universe, he accidentally created Reese. The Asgard are still a little put out about that one.
>>43621717
yes, anon. I know this.
I hate yoga pants because the only thing I think is "if this is how her ass looks when she's trying her hardest, how will it look naked?"
And the answer is always the same.
Shit. It'll look like shit.
