What happens when space marines unionize?
>>43579149
They combine into a larger, more powerful space marine.
The Imperium purchases the union leads then executes them for heresy and treason. Then they label any Space Marine supporters as the same.
>>43579149
>An organization run by marines for marines
>focussed on regulating marine jobs, giving them significant out-of-work benefits
>possesses the authority to tell the marine's employer, the Imperium of Man, to fuck themselves on occasion.
Aren't the Chapters already unions?
>>43579237
Basically. It's like if you took one of those industrial towns from the 1800s that were entirely owned by Andrew Carnegie and put a Union in charge of it instead.
Come to think of it, that probably actually happened.
>>43579261
When you think about it, Space Marines have a stronger union and worker's rights than basically any other Imperial citizen.
>>43579149
When they unionize?
Depends on the ions I suppose.
Maybe the Tau get fucked, with all their ion weapons?
A much more interesting question: what happens when the IG unionizes?
>>43579490
Even better, when Chaos, unionizes?
>>43579608
Yeah, the Chaos Gods are fucking awful employers. Someone needs to hand the cultists a pamphlet or something.
There's a Dark Heresy game in here somewhere.
>>43579149
The fuck is going on here.
>>43579490
HERESY! *BLAM*
>>43579149
Communist marines.
>>43579149
Exterminatus, probably.
>>43579638
Now THAT I'd like to see.
"FORWARD MINIONS, KHORNE THIRSTS FOR THEIR ENTRAILS"
"Actually, in the contract that I was hired under, I'm only obligated to charge forward emplacements if all personnel of lesser seniority are sent first, and only with the approval of at least two Cultist's Union District Representatives during a 'situation of greater duress' as defined by the presence and direct orders of at least two or more demons of differing patron Gods as to be enacted in direct relation to a maximum potential of 'Chaos'."
"CHARGE, WORM! OR I WILL CRUSH YOU MYSELF"
"Are you my supervisor?"
"WHAT INSOLENCE! I WILL SEE YOU THROWN IN THE BLOODPITS AND DRIVEN TOWARDS THE ENEMY WITH WHIPS MADE OF FIRE"
"That's not my department. I could file a grievance for that. You could be suspended without slaughter for at least two weeks while the union investigates."
"...PERHAPS IT IS BEST YOUR MEASLY BODY IS USED TO CARRY MUNITIONS."
"Yea, perhaps in a bit. I have to clock out for my mandated hour lunch which you are not legally permitted to stop me from doing. Wouldn't want to get fined now, would we?"
>>43579987
Sounds like something Malal would do.
>>43579987
It would explain why Abbadon hasn't been executed for his failures by now. Chaos wouldn't dare get the lawyers involved.
>>43579375
Yeah, it's called "I can punch through a tank with my fist so give me what I want and am basically bulletproof."
>>43580171
>hasn't been executed for his failures by now.
You need to stop believing the memes, son.
If anything, it's what a renegade army of Administratum clerics would be all about.
>>43579987
Fuck me this is brilliant, screencapped
>>43579830
Carteling labor isn't communist it is capitalistic.
The bad ole unions try to get favorable laws? Oh you mean like every other industry?
>>43581217
Communist marines
>>43579430
Underrated.
>>43579987
>>43580164
Malal - Chaos God of Anarchy, Self-Destruction, and Bureaucracy
