>A band of Elvish radicals has been uprooting and burning particularly asymmetrical trees
>>43577375
>Elves burning faggots
Immersion broken
>>43577406
I'm pretty sure you think you're particularly clever.
>>43577427
Did I make you smile?
>>43577483
Can you please adopt a tripcode? I'd like to subscribe to your filtering.
>>43577496
I don't post enough to warrant it, sorry for offending you, dude.
>>43577496
>>43577483
>forcedelf.jpg
Newfag detected.
>a group of dwarven extremists have been blowing up particularly labirynthian cave systems
>>43577375
I have no idea why I was picturing radical Elvis impersonators burning and uprooting the trees.
>>43580187
Because that is awesome, duh.
>>43577375
Well shit, I'm on Lorwyn...
>>43577596
I thought it was dwarvish OCD culture that explained why all dungeons rooms and corridors are based on a 10x10 grid pattern.
>>43580187
>>43580284
What about Elvish Elvis Impersonators?
>>43580335
Now imagine the dwarven M.C. Esher
>>43577427
>>43577496
> being this guy
> being half this smug
>>43580632
Mad Dwarf architect BBEG. He's extremely enthusiastic, totally fucking nuts and exceptionally skilled at his art. He has been toiling away, with his kinsmen, at something in secret. His private hold now looks like an M.C.Esher painting. His kinsmen are now twisted abominations, deformed in body by the warped geometry and twisted laws of physics that exist between spaces and their minds wrecked by simply trying to understand what they are looking at.
Party must fight their way through the hyper cube dungeon and work out how to undo his construction. Due to the hyper cube nature of the dungeon there are multiple versions of the heroes and BBEG. Group must find the load stone the point where all points converge and break it.... hopefully ending the dungeons effect.
>a band of radical bards have been laying particularly misshapen women
>>43580888
>Mad Dwarf architect BBEG. He's extremely enthusiastic, totally fucking nuts and exceptionally skilled at his art. He has been toiling away, with his kinsmen, at something in secret. His private hold now looks like an M.C.Esher painting. His kinsmen are now twisted abominations, deformed in body by the warped geometry and twisted laws of physics that exist between spaces and their minds wrecked by simply trying to understand what they are looking at.
He did all of this by mistake
>>43580932
Of course. He just has to build. Naturally it's a Dwarf Fortress dwarf and subject to dwarf-spectrum autism.
>>43580840
Thank you for posting this.
>>43577375
>>43580840
>shadowrun.jpg
>>43577375
Yeah?
>>43584161
>iamafag.jpg
>>43577596
No shitty mazes where I can get lost in?
I'm ok with this
>>43577375
So, you could call them a splinter group?
>>43577375
BASTARDS!
Asymmetrical trees are things of beauty and wonder.
>>43577375
But elves wouldn't live anywhere near where those kinds of trees are. They grow primarily in windy, windswept areas with either very small forests or no forest at all.
>>43591477
magic trees, planted by a wizard.
>>43591477
You damn well know that there is at least 20 sub-species of elf that live in these sorts of areas. Plains Elves, Tundra Elves, Desert Elves, Sea Elves, I bet if you look hard enough you can find fucking non-baryonic particle Elves!
>>43577375
TREES OR CONSEQUENCES!
>>43591894
Baryonic Elves are usually called "Tardyon Elves"
>>43582203
I wonder now, if the Fortress with room that could not be found unless somone was in it and the fortress with a sword literal made out of fire that just apeared out of nowhere were the same fortress.
>>43592171
They're both empty
>>43577540
Actually, Lelf is now old enough to be a normalfag thing.
Sounds like Lorwyn elves.
>>43580840
Fukkin' saved.
>>43595703
Posting forced elf still makes you a newfag, because only the worst kind of newfags post it these days.
It's like showing up today and posting That Cat and saying "Hey, am I one of you guys yet?"
