Someone slipped a letter under my door inviting me to a "meta-role-playing experience".
Time and place are listed, but I don't recognize the location.
Should I go?
>>43564718
No.
Sounds like an orgy. Bring lube and leave your underwear at home.
>>43564718
You should scout out the location beforehand. If it's in a shady neighborhood you might want to skip it. If not at least you'll know how to get out of there if it gets weird.
Keep us posted!
>>43564718
If they wanted to rape you the description wouldn't even lie
>>43564718
Absolutely!
Speak to >>/k/ first for equipment loadouts.
>>43564718
Sounds like an adventure, you should definitely go OP.
Prager an anti-rape tampon from south africa, shove it up your but, and go have an adventure.
>>43564718
No wax seal stamped with kings signet ring?
No go.
>>43564718
Send a cutout. Watch from a pre scouted location at least a hundred meters away. Check the distance between location and the nearest Police Station or Outpost. Go armed. Wear comfortable running shoes. Tell your friends if you're not back by X Time, begin to worry and give them the location.
>Meta
definitely no
>>43564718
Take weapons, but sure. Be prepared to bug out at a moments notice.
>>43564718
Sure, what's the worst that could happen?
Reminds me of the adventure club on campus.
>>43564718
What's the full details of the letter? Give us a picture of the full text (blur identifying information, if you want).
Does the letter look cool?
I've been thinking about giving out letters to random houses with illuminati styled stuff on it.
Or hide them in my universities library so people can find them.
The fuck is a meta role play?
>>43565698
Think of it as multiplayer Elder Scrolls where erryone is CHIM.
>>43565796
So basically just free form rp then.
>>43564718
Are you currently living in Residence?
If so then go, if not it might be better not to.
>>43565843
But freeform has no rules you could be meta-aware of.
>>43564932
OP, do this
>>43564718
Can you post the letter?
>>43564775
>shows up with an Obrez and a bandolier of Glocks
>>43566088
Listen. If someone anonymously slides an envelope under my door inviting me to a "meta-roleplaying event" you better fucking believe that I'd want to be the most armed fucker in that room because someone has CLEARLY been watching/studying me for at least a week.
Shit, an Obrez and a bandolier of Glocks is the LEAST I'd take with me.
>>43564892
>what's the worst that could happen?
OP is shanghaied by white slavers who sell him to the Caliph of the Islamic State. He is castrated and spends the rest of his life as a eunuch being beaten and mocked by terrorists before dying in an airstrike.
>>43566229
Obrez and a bandolier of more Obrezes.
>>43564718
Absolutely not.
You should, however, lurk and stake out the location for those who DO show up from this "meta roleplay"
Take pictures.
Report back to us with said pictures.
???
Lulsprofit
>>43564718
I hope you're not particularly attachd to your kidneys. I mean, you only really need one to live.
>>43566311
I was thinking something more semi-automatic but damn if that isn't tempting.
>>43566497
>semi-automatic
Excuse me, meant to say tacticool.
>>43566497
Pull a Blackbeard and show up with a dozen loaded flintlocks strapped all about your person.
>>43566497
MAG-7, the bastard child of Uzi and shotgun?
>>43564718
How the fuck did a random person know your personal hobbies well enough to even suggest this kind of thing?
>>43564718
Ignore everyone else, there is only one course of action.
Pizza bomb. Order as much food as you can to the location for that time. Then call the cops.
Why is everyone assuming it is a random person slipping them the envelope? Couldn't it be one of his friends trying to be all mysterious or something?
In b4
>/tg/
>friends
>>43566301
This is how I try to end all of my Everyone is John campaigns
>>43566572
If you do it with Obrezes, it's probably cheaper than an equivalent amount of repro flintlocks and also more likely to set your target on fire.
>>43566589
Hell, if I was gonna go full /k/ommando I'd go for an AUG but >>43566572 is just way too funny not to do.
>>43566886
Complete with appropriate attire, of course.
>>43566753
OP has to ask us for advice. That is desperation.
Did OP die?
>>43567136
Guys, guys, what if-
Guys listen
What if we're
Hold on, liten to this
What if WE'RE in the Meta Roleplaying experience, and OPs post was the letter slipped under the door?
>>43567632
3meta5me
>>43566301
Worse, they could be vampire LARPers
What if OP is already dead?
>>43567913
What if OP was ALWAYS dead?
>>43567955
>>43567136
He just uploaded a picture of an envelope. It's probably his Comcast bill.
>>43568021
>Comcast bill
>Comcast
I should hope not
>>43566694
Also obese black escort trannies
>>43567832
So, which group is more likely to kill you in a needlessly slow, sexually sadistic way, vampire LARPers or actual vampires?
>>43568460
Vampire larpers. They creep me out.
t: shapeshifting alien spider-anon.
OP choose poorly and is now being forced to participate in a live action FATAL game.
Sounds like you're asking us to have a metaroleplaying experience, OP.
Do it, faggot. You're going to get raped and murdered like that guy from /b/ who found the murder-hole.
>>43570642
>like that guy from /b/ who found the murder-hole.
the what
Whether you want to be involved or not, OP, you became a part of it the moment you saw the letter.
>>43564718
I just realized it's easy as shit to kidnap and extort roleplayers.
>>43564718
Its gonna be like that story about the shadowrun larp group that was actually an unwitting drug ring
>>43570793
>the shadowrun larp group that was actually an unwitting drug ring
lol what? How does that even work?
>>43569608
That's a poor decision?
>>43570842
They got all their missions by text, and there was all sorts of "pick up a box from here and deliver it there" and eventually they all got questioned by police about all the drugs they had been delivering around town
>>43564718
This is exacty the same thing than when a creepy fellow offers candy to little children.
But they are trying to lure a neckbeard instead of a little child.
So, no, don't go.
(Unless you want to be raped, if that is your thing, then by all means proceed to the specified place at the appointed date and time.)
>>43571008
That's fucking hilarious
I strongly suggest you go.
After all, they presumably have the antidote to the contact poison on the envelope.
>>43571008
>THE GM
Inb4 OP becomes the real deadliest game.
>>43564718
Be sure to tell someone where you're going and when, and leave a few notes around as well.
>>43570977
Getting raped to death in a strangers basement is usually bad.
>>43572931
Do this but don't make the notes vague or cryptic. That will just suck more people in!
>roommate acting strange after he got a mysterious letter
>he never comes back after going to "meta roleplaying" meeting
>police don't care
>I'll follow these clues he left to solve the mystery!
The clock is ticking, OP.
>>43564796
This anon get's it. Take a gun.
>>43564718
Nothing interesting as EXIF goes - or the picture itself. Too bad, thought OP was playing us.
>>43573123
Like anon said above it is probably just his comcast bill.
>>43573135
Unfortunately.
>>43564718
When in doubt, trust the Admiral.
>>43566365
I like the sound of this course of action.
Also pack a knife.
>>43564718
this thread, like all adolescent makebelieve threads, belongs on /x/
>>>/x/
>>43573756
>adolescent make believe doesn't belong on the board for elves, dwarves, dragons, etc.
>>43568216
It's a dark setting.
>>43575093
Right. This is the board of make believe for unwashed and unloved adults.
>>43575333
Hey, don't call me unwashed, I just got out of the shower about two minutes ago!
Git.
>>43564718
>>43576910
This is some hypnotic shit
>>43564718
>>43564718
>>43564718
>>43564718
http://100scopenotes.com/2011/05/20/whats-in-the-mysterious-envelope-of-mystery/
>>43578921
>Anon just got invited to a meeting the secret society of librarians
>keepers of ancient and forbidden lore
>somehow, his activities have captured their interest
>they call their meetings "meta-role-playing experiences" because as they see it, their objectives in the society are to play the roles dictated to them by God Himself, or perhaps some other entity is in charge, a mysterious being devoted to the preservation of knowledge
as we speak, OP is probably going through some kind of initiation rites... but what if they found him unworthy?
Guys, what if he's in trouble? We've gotta go save him!
>>43579037
Relax, they always gonna send unwitting clone of him back home safe and sound.
Or it's what illuminati doing? I never truly understood all this conspiracy stuff.
