Do you like elves, /tg/?
>>43557986
Yes.
i long to be a drow fuccboi living in a world of evil women.
>>43557986
Yes.
I also like dwarves, halflings, kobolds, dragons, humans, beholders and all the races because they are all really neat and can be made really neat.
If you do not appreciate all the races then you are a dingus and a savage.
>>43558016
This
>>43558016
Gnomes are awful, though.
>>43557986
I like elves, but I hate you for making this thread.
>>43557986
I don't like having this thread for the ten billionth time
>>43558028
Well I guess that depends how you use them.
I have them as a more smarter, more scavanger in the mountains type tribes to put them against kobolds and goblins.
And the whole "We made some crazy shit" can at times lead to so interesting DM hand waving.
>>43558028
Fey gnomes are cool
>>43557986
>donuts hanging off your dress are soooo 'in' this season!
>>43559114
Yanno, that's gotta get painful after like, a minute.
>having to ask your party to slow down the march because your superfluous doublet-donuts have battered the shit out of your calves
>>43557986
Yes, with the exception of most D&D setting elves.
>>43557986
Depends on the setting and the elves. I always hate this thread, though.
>>43557986
What's not to like?
>>43557986
Yes.
>>43560008
Wouldn't it be pretty difficult to drink that?
>>43557986
Oh yes, we do!
>>43560028
Well, the idea sort of assumes you can lift her easily... if you can't, yeah, it would be a problem.
>>43560050
Is it out yet?
>>43557986
Androgynous as fuck.
>>43560028
I believe that's part of the point
>>43560068
Are you fucking stupid? It's basically a body shot.
>>43557986
I hate elfposters.
>>43560074
Yes. The real question is if it's scanned & translated yet.
>>43560112
>>43560105
>>43560068
Elves are weird. Do they not own glasses?
>>43560105
There are several points in that picture, none of which answer how you're supposed to drink the wine.
>>43560142
I brought a straw.
>>43560142
How do you know it's wine and not E-Z Pour-N-Eat jello?
>>43560138
Using a glass wouldn't result in your face being in her crotch, which I assume is her end goal.
>>43560172
There are more direct ways of getting to that end.
What the hell, elves.
>>43560138
This is why elves think humans are so stupid. She couldn't broadcasting 'eat me out' more if she drew it on her skin!
>>43560190
But I only came here because she had wine.
>>43560152
Foresight..
Excellent.
>>43560166
Only time will tell.
>>43560214
But is it good wine?
>>43557986
Yes. Especially when i play a barbarian Wood Elf out for some slaughter.
>>43560249
>But is it good wine?
It's free wine.
>>43560281
Fair point.
But how is the food?
Free is good, but is it appropriate for the wine?
>>43560008
> Shindol
> Elves
I'm sure that notbing bad happens to any of her orfices, and that she only experiences loving consensual sex that does not involve her being dosed with anime aphrodisiacs beforehand.
>>43560299
It's free wine.
>>43560312
Fair point.
I concede.
The only qiestion remaining is how to actually drink it/if there is any left.
>>43560299
I don't know, I'm not sure if pussy and wine go together, but I assume it does based off that one manga where a guy ate foie gras out of his slave's vagina.
>>43560327
The only thing to do is DIG IN!
>>43560312
Straw it is then.
>>43560335
But isn't the appropriateness of the food for the wine directly proportional to the volume of wine consumed alongside it?
>>43560312
There's wines you shouldn't drink even if they were paying you to do it.
>>43560361
I'd assume there are upper and lower limits to it.
On one side, you don't want too little wine that it isn't enough for the meal at hand. On the other, if you have too much wine, you can't exactly say that you're having wine with your food, it's more like food with your wine.
You need to maintain an appropriate balance of wine and food, otherwise one overpowers the other and you don't get to enjoy them complementing each other.
>>43560375
> boxed wine
Some peasants have no class.
>>43560429
I like to take the bag out of the box and use it like a wineskin.
>Trying my best Malcolm Reynolds impersonation here
If they are decent folk I see no reason to be against em.
>>43560445
Do you have other people living with you?
>Put bag of wine in cereal box
>Put cereal bag in biscuit box
>Put biscuits in fruit bowl
>Puy fruit in wine box
>>43560429
>nobility in charge of class consciousness
Step it up bourgeoisie-kun.
>>43558049
>And the whole "We made some crazy shit" can at times lead to so interesting DM hand waving.
It's some serious bullshit whenever this happens, though.
>>43557986
Considering Pirotess literally ruined my view for real woman:yes and no
>>43560469
CE, ladies and gentlemen.
>>43557986
If they are like this, yeah. >>43560083 >>43559700
Where do new elves even come from? Female elves love humans. Male elves love anything with a dick.
>>43561062
I dunno, where'd you come from?
You mom loves anything with a dick yet you are here.
>>43561062
lol it's funny cuz elves r gay
Marcille qtest elf ever
>>43561062
Half-elves is a lie, of course an elven lady impregnated by a human will give birth to a pure elf, since their genetics are so superior.
Of course that causes a lot of deformities, but it is kept under control by a very secret euthanasia programme.
Also explains why most elvenkind are so far and few between.
>>43560375
>do it.
Believe it or not, boxed wine can present great value as long as you know what's in that bag.
>>43561062
Every elf female internally produces sperm with a secondary set of "father" sex cells that are either passed down from the mother or inherited from the father. Ovulation is voluntary on the mother's part, allowing the female to control when she is impregnated.
The donor DNA is either included in the child, in which case his daughter inherets his DNA as her male set, or is discarded, in which case the mother can either gather more desirable DNA, or simply fertalize herself. In addition, since the female controls her own ovulation and pregnancy. Elves can avoid any unwanted pregnancies stemming from rapes, orc raids, or wild orgies with humans.
Of course, If the woman desires, Elven men can usually be relied on to donate sperm, if only for the continuance of their genes.
Half elves are an abberation resulting from an elf female fertalizing and implanting an egg into a human female during lesbian sex, not helped by an unusual recurrance of such a fetish throughout Elven society, waxing and waning in popularity over roughly century long cycles.
>>43561306
>Half elves are spawned by forbidden love.
And that, young girls, is why elf women are not to be trusted.
Aside from the possibility of them stealing your husband as well.
>>43561306
ND pls go and stay go.
>>43557986
What's not to love?
...Well... Those Aldmeri from Skyroam aren't sexy enough to warrant their assholery, so I guess that's not to love.
>>43561507
The Bretons are though.
>>43558028
This
>>43561507
>>43561545
The Bretons are hybrid mongrels which don't deserve to live!
...Just kidding, Bretons are best hooman race. That natural magic resistance combined with full heavy armour and an absurd amount of enchantments.
Still not as good as Khajiit, though.
>>43557986
>Do you like tree fondling hippies, /tg/?
>>43561767
>Best human race
>Bretons
>Not the Nords
>>43562591
>Nords.
>I shig a dig a shiggaddy diggaddy higgaddy doo.
That is all I have to say on the matter.
>>43562591
Now, I would've agreed with you.
...It this were mount&blade.
Nords in Skyroam?
>Resistance to cold (Useful as it's a melee driven race)
>natives to the country. (They're quite literally everywhere)
>not much crunch wise in terms of cool abilities
Nah, I'd rather go with Breton or Khajiit in terms of the game. Story wise they are okay I guess.
>>43561817
Trees aren't all they like to fondle, anon.
I do like Elves.They make great sheathes for my swordsIn EVERY sense of the word.
Is that a wizard or a cleric?
I like elves. Only major reason to dislike them is jealousy because they're usually superior to humans individually, and that's just a crab bucket mentality.
>>43562680
That's not how you spell Argonian, anon.
>>43558016
You are so very, very right.
I like these elves, and other elves like them.
>>43557986
As a matter of fact, yes. Elves are delicious roasted with a bit of garlic.
>>43557986
Copy pasting what I wrote in the other thread:
I honestly do think Elves are cool as shit, and not cuz of the ears. I like the high elf stereotype where they were at one point the greatest civilization there ever was but in the present time of whatever series/setting they are a former shadow of themselves. This way high elf characters technically get access to the coolest shit possible, but is thanks to the fluff balanced to where they aren't OP so for example if you're playing Eldar in 40k you have to be smart to use the limited amount of greatest shit ever you have on you. Not to mention their cities are grand and beautiful as fuck full of magic and this is why Bethesda needs to set the next Elder Scrolls game in Summerset Isles.
I also like Wood Elf type characters, too. Living in trees is a bit too tree hugging for me, but if the trees look cool as shit and not generic trees it's fine. I am also a big fan of how they become friends with other living things around them so a stereotype wood elf society has a variety of beasts. They are also gods at ranged combat, and I know everyone's sick of that Legolas type character, but everyone's sick of it now because the entire world knows that it is the most badass type character dodging everything thrown at him/her while s/he accurately shoots arrows/guns just in the right places of the enemy to take them down.
>>43557986
They're alright, I guess.
