"This is it - the big Halloween Dance! I hope nothing bad happens..."
SLAM
"Mom! You won't believe how awesome I was in the squareball game!"
"Huh? 'Dear Zack, sorry I couldn't come to your game; I got called back to work. Hope everything went okay. I left you-"
"-the car key!"
"Jeez, rough neighborhood. Hope mom's car doesn't get stolen while I'm here. Let's see... apartment three-thirteen, this must be the place!"
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Yeah?"
"Oh, uh, hi, I'm, uh-"
"If that's Zack, tell him I'll be ready in a minute!"
" *sigh* Fine, come in."
" *urrrp* Who's this? Girl Scouts?"
"This is Felicity's date for the Halloween Dance."
"So you're taking Felicity out, huh?"
"Um, yeah, I'm Zack Jackson, I just moved to Sunnyd-"
"Siddown."
"Sit down? Uh-"
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Rolled 6 (1d12)
>>43530768
S...
Sit down?
Rolled 10 (1d12)
>>43530768
Casually drink all his bear and brag about your success.
Rolled 8 (1d12)
>>43530768
Rolling for competency at bending legs into a position beneficial to sitting on a couch.
"Uh, can I... throw this can on the floor?"
"Sure, I was gonna have Laura pick up this place later. You want a beer, kid?"
"Uh, sure..."
"You play squareball, kid?"
*chug*
*chug*
"Just made runner yesterday. Won the big Halloween game against Morgrim Prep tonight single-handed."
" *urrrrp* This one's empty."
"You want another one?"
"Uh-"
CLICK
>>43531148
s'what he gets for hanging out with bald lumerjacks
"Okay, I'm ready to go!"
"You're drinking with Jeff?"
"Uh, well, I mean-"
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Rolled 7 (1d12)
>>43531213
Rolled 2 (1d12)
>>43531213
"Just one for the road" *give her your best shit eatin' grin*
Rolled 6 (1d12)
>>43531213
"Where is your hair?!"
Rolled 5 (1d12)
>>43531213
Not anymore!
Rolled 10 (1d12)
>>43531213
"Yippie Kai Yai Yeah!"
"I didn't think you were this cool, new kid."
"MOM! Tell CJ to stop it!"
"CJ! Leave Felicity alone- oh my goodness, look at you! I need to get a picture of the two of you!"
"You don't need to take a picture of us! Come on, new kid-"
"Felicity! You hold still right now-"
"Come on, let's go-"
"But-"
What will you do?
>Make Felicity happy
>Make Felicity's mom happy
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goofy has a dog named pluto, goofy has a dog named pluto, goofy has a dog named pluto
Rolled 4 (1d12)
>>43531550
>Make Felicity happy
We'll get some pictures there
Rolled 1 (1d12)
>>43531550
Make them both happy by getting her mother to stealthily take pictures.
Rolled 6 (1d12)
>>43531550
Felicity gets the happy. ALL THE HAPPY
Rolled 2 (1d12)
>>43531550
>Make Felicity's mom happy
I am sure Felicity like tough guys who doesn't care about her feelings.
"Felicity Ann Line, you are letting me take a picture of you and this boy and that is final."
"I don't want you to take a picture of us!"
"I don't care what you want, missy! I paid for that costume and I'm taking a picture!"
"Um, there's no need to- uh... we can get pictures at the dance-"
"You always do this! Why are you treating me like a kitten? I'm almost out of high school!"
"You are not 'almost out of high school', and with the way your grades are going, you might not be out of high school anytime soon!"
"AAAGH! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS DOING THIS?!"
"Um, we can just-"
"Just let her take the damn picture!"
"Uh-"
>>43531932
Where are his pants?
>>43531959
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA)
"You're not my dad, Jeff!"
"Don't you talk to him like that!"
"Um-"
MEOWWW
"Shut up, CJ!"
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Rolled 3 (1d12)
>>43531965
So, uh, Jeff. What's the tail like? Anything to plan for?
(I really hate that one-minute wait time on deleting posts!)
Rolled 1 (1d12)
>>43531994
How about we stop arguing and just leave, there'll be pictures taken at the ball I'm sure.
>>43532032
Or not.
Rolled 7 (1d12)
>>43531994
GTFO - this family is nuts
Rolled 9 (1d12)
>>43531994
Grab Felicity and run away from this madhouse.
"Aw, now look what you did! You got your mom crying!"
"Shut up, Jeff! You make her cry more than I do!"
"Um-"
MEOOOWWWWWW
"SHUT UP, CJ!"
>>43532232
Dammit Turn the CHARM up to 11!
Rolled 2 (1d12)
"I HATE YOU SO MUCH!"
"Felicity, wait-!"
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>>43532232
Being CJ sucks.
Rolled 8 (1d12)
>>43532286
Pick up her hat and follow her.
Rolled 4 (1d12)
>>43532286
>RUN after her.
Rolled 7 (1d12)
>>43532286
Yell at them "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?" and leave.
Rolled 4 (1d12)
>>43532286
>"Thanks for the beer!" grab the hat, punt the cat, and skedaddle
Rolled 2 (1d12)
>>43532286
Hit fakedad with beer can, shoot mom a nasty look, run after Monster girlfriend
>>43532459
>Kicking the cat
>In a family of cat people
>>43532459
The cat might be her fucking brother. It's not like we understand how catboyhood effects people
Why else would they talk to him like he understands English?
>>43532624
>Implying normal cats cannot understand English
It's like you never had a cat.
>>43532670
Nope. Only dogs and a peacock
>>43531566
Wait I thought that was Mikey's dog?
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"GO AWAY!"
"Uh, Jeff said the lock on your door was broken, and your mom said I should go talk to you-"
>>43532890
Put it in.
"Sorry you had to see that, new kid."
"It's okay. My family is crazy too. I mean, not as bad as your- I mean..."
"I rescued your hat."
"Thanks."
"You still want to go to the Halloween Dance?"
"Yeah."
is the final boss going to be anactual cat?
"Wow, new kid..."
"Nice ride."
>>43533325
Why did we not pick her up with the jetpack?
>>43533348
We RAN out of fuel.
>>43530590
How many versions of that Zack intro shot have you made, LQ?
>>43533325
SHOW HER THE BACK SEAT!
"Let's get something straight, new kid. We're just going to the Halloween Dance together."
"Sure, what else would we be doing?"
"I mean we're not a thing."
>>43533509
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>43533509
FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS SHARKGIRL WAS BETTER!
BUT NO, ITS ALLLLLLL ABOUT THAT FLIFFY TAIL. IGNORE THE FUCKING GIRL THATS IN LOVE WITH US!
"I think I can change your mind."
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>>43533528
Hold on Anon, she didn't say sloppy make-out sessions were out yet.
Rolled 12 (1d12)
>>43533552
Ask her out.
>>43533590
Oh shit... this is gonna be good.
Rolled 3 (1d12)
>>43533552
Drive furiously like there is no tomorrow.
Rolled 9 (1d12)
>>43533552
Alcohol may change your mind!
>mean to post "be right back ten minutes"
>leave, come back
>posting error message
"You think so, huh?"
>>43533551
We did perfectly with Sharkgirl. We weren't in love with her, so we braved our misgivings and told her the truth.
"Sure. After all, I think I've got you figured out."
"You got me figured out."
"Sure."
"You want a guy who's in the middle of the action. Somebody who can really shake things up."
"And you think you're that guy?"
"I think you're looking for a guy who plays by his own rules."
"And that's you?"
"Want a real drink before we get to the dance?"
"Y'know, I thought you might be cool when you first showed up."
"What about now?"
"Now... we might be a thing after all."
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Rolled 8 (1d12)
>>43534352
Rolled 4 (1d12)
>>43534352
>DRINK AND DRIVE safely
Rolled 7 (1d12)
>>43534352
Rolled 10 (1d12)
>>43534352
"We were a thing the moment you looked my way"
>>43534443
I don't even know if I can say "dial it back" what with that high roll and all
"Stick with me and you'll have plenty of fun."
"Promise?"
"I always keep my promise."
"Whoa, check out the stretch limo!"
"Yeah, the rich kids try to outdo each other every year. Last year it was animal-drawn carriages."
"Horses?"
"Sometimes."
"Hey, loser! Nice car!"
"Aw, jeez, this guy."
"What'd you do, rent it from the city dump?"
"Come on, Piranha, let's go inside-"
"Not now, babe, I owe this loser big-time. You made me look like an idiot in the big game, Jackson!"
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>>43534194
>>43534261
>>43534352
Damn son, game for days
Rolled 12 (1d12)
>>43534810
"We won, didn't we? Laugh it off, I thought you were a humerus kinda guy."
Rolled 3 (1d12)
>>43534810
Didn't need my help, Ariel
Rolled 5 (1d12)
>>43534810
I didn't make you look like an idiot, I made myself look smart, which made the other team look like idiots! The other team of idiots can suck it, amirite?
Rolled 6 (1d12)
>>43534810
"Sorry Piranha.. You just didn't have THE GUTS! HAHAHAHAHA"
Wait a sec, her Halloween costume is serviceman on gas station?
>>43534987
It's obviously a race car driver's suit.
"Look, Piranha, we won, and that's all that counts, right?"
>>43534987
Damn, Pirahna found his own best girl. They're a cute couple.
>>43534987
Pit crew for formula 1 car, I think
I'm pretty sure I still have those body pieces in my box'o'legos
>>43534987
She's dressed like the wanderer from the After the Brick comics idiot. She didn't want to mess up her hair with the helmet though.
"We're on the same team, so deal with it. Now come on, we're here to have fun."
"This isn't over, Jackson!"
>>43535028
Heh, amateur.
"It ended when the clock ran out."
>>43535056
SNAP SNAP SNAP
SNAP
SNAP
SNAP
SNAP
SNAP SNAP SNAP
"Zack! You made it! Great costume!"
"Hey, Misa. Thanks. Uh, yours is pretty great too."
"Thaaaaaaanks!"
"Don't forget to vote for Halloween King and Halloween Queen, Zack! Remember, the winners each get five hundred dollars!"
"Uh-"
What will you do?
>Vote for you and Felicity now
>Vote for someone else
>Vote later
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Rolled 3 (1d12)
>>43535202
>Vote later
Rolled 8 (1d12)
>>43535202
Vote for yourself and Felicity. We can't let that skelly fucker win.
Rolled 11 (1d12)
>>43535229
>Vote for you and Feicity
Wow, how do we fail voting later? I'm morbidly curious.
Rolled 11 (1d12)
>>43535202
>Vote for Pirahna and his girl
Rolled 1 (1d12)
>>43535202
>Vote for Pirahna and Whatsherface
>>43535258
>>43535276
well FUCK.
What was the name of Pirahna's girlfriend?
>>43535336
Daisy.
Rolled 7 (1d12)
>>43535202
Vote for the dick-hungry ghost from last adventure
"Uh, we're gonna check out the dance first, I think."
"Okay, but remember, voting ends at midnight!"
"Wow, what a crowd!"
"Jerry wasn't kidding when he said this was the biggest event of the year."
"Do you have to play the whole night?"
"Part of it, anyway."
What will you do now?
>Check out the snacks
>Hit the dance floor
>Help the band get ready
>Something else
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Rolled 3 (1d12)
>>43535502
Get our picture taken by the school newspaper
Rolled 5 (1d12)
>>43535502
Say hi to invisible guy.Stop ignoring him dammit!
>>43535625
this
Rolled 5 (1d12)
>>43535502
Bbust out the BEST MUTHAFUCKIN' DANCE you evah SEEN!
>>43535625
>>43535633
With the invisible guy apparently...
"Hey, Harry! How about getting a picture of me and Felicity?"
CLICK
>>43535676
Felicity gonna cheat on me again.jpg
"Hey girl, quit copying me!"
"Damien! I can't believe you dressed like a cowboy!"
"Oh wow, Felicity, did you two plan this? Are you and Damien back together?"
"Hey Zack, is it cool if I dance with Felicity for this song?"
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Rolled 2 (1d12)
>>43535727
Let them dance, girls don't like the jealous type.
Plus, we have time to make our move.
Rolled 11 (1d12)
>>43535727
Challenge the motherfucker to a rock-off!
Rolled 3 (1d12)
>>43535727
"Tha' fuck it is! I put in the groundwork ya red-faced baboon!"
Rolled 4 (1d12)
>>43535727
Sneakily make Felicity not want to dance with him.
Rolled 2 (1d12)
>>43535727
"Beat me in dance battle first!"
"Why'd it have to be a slow dance?"
"You know they went out for like, two years, right?"
"So?"
"She really likes him, too. She likes rich guys."
"None of that matters. She's with me now!"
"I'm just telling you what I know."
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Rolled 4 (1d12)
>>43535927
For once, he is a good guy
Just find some drink and watch the dance floor fro afar. need to think deep about this
Rolled 6 (1d12)
>>43535927
go talk to the invisible guy
Rolled 6 (1d12)
>>43535927
Try to not cry.
Cry a lot.
Rolled 1 (1d12)
>>43535927
"Seriously man, no hard feelings about the match?"
We wouldn't of needed to worry about Kara ever cheating on us.
>>43535975
No we just need to worry about her killing us and maybe killing any girl we've ever talked to.
>>43535990Hot.
>>43530590
>A man sits alone in his home playing make believe with his lego
>>43535998
>While people on the other side of the world watch him do it instead of doing something productive.
Seriously, I've been looking forward to this thread.
>>43535990
Hey, who says we're not killing any girl we've ever talked to?
>>43536022
I would play lego too, but I don't have THAT amount of pieces.I wish someone made lego technic questwith webm
"I'm getting sick of this... I wish I was back in Frozen Springs, where things were simple-"
"-oof- sorry! Hey, you're that invisible kid!"
"Huh? Where'd he go?"
>>43536075
Dance with Regina to piss Damian off.
"Attention, everyone! Will the band please take the stage? The dance contest is about to begin!"
"Dance contest?"
>>43536203
Why even roll?
We're just gonna watch the invisible guy clean up.
I have to hit the sack now, and I've got some things to do tomorrow, but I should be back in about 12-13 hours and we can keep going!
>>43536225
Thanks for running tonight LQ.
>>43536225
Thanks for running this late.
Appreciate it, man.
Rolled 3 (1d12)
>>43535927
Cut in. We'll look like a chump if we give her up so easily.
>>43536246
>I appreciate it
>>43536203
Let them see our jet-pack assisted dance moves!
Invisible guy becomes even more mysterious now. Is he a hallucination or just maximum loner?
>>43536304
I think we are the only ones who can actually see him.
Thanks for running!
>>43535746
I'm kind of sad my post wasn't used. Maybe next time.
>>43536304
>>43536312
He's probably pulling illusions to ignore him on everybody else in addition to transparency, and we're the only one that it doesn't work unless he pulls really hard.
Bumping for more
I'm still out for a while, but I can post some Easter eggs in the meantime.
>>43530741
Jeff is Frank the Foreman from The Lego Movie.
>>43530692
Laura's hair is the actual hair that the CMF Tiger Lady comes with.
>>43531213
Felicity's shirt is from the CMF Stuntman. I don't have the CMF Cowgirl, but I thought this worked pretty well. Zack's game helmet is the Stuntman helmet.
>>43532848
I wasn't planning on spending this much time at Felicity's place, so it took me a while to build her room. As she mentioned a few episodes back, she plays guitar. Also seen are the maracas that Adam said she played.
>>43534352
If this episode was on TV, they would have to get in an accident or something to show the negative consequences of underage drinking and driving.
>>43535202
There are a few cameo costumes in this episode. Can you spot them all?
>>43541562
>I don't have the CMF Cowgirl
I was wondering why she didn't have the hair with her hat. The two torsos look similar.
Alright, I'm back! Just need to set some stuff up and then we can start playing again.
"LIGHTS!"
[breaker switch noise]
"Hello and welcome to this year's Halloween Dance!"
[cheering]
"We're going to have some fun, and two people are going home with five hundred bucks, so let's get started. The head of the dance committee would like to say a few words."
"Hi, everyone! Thank you for coming to the Halloween Dance! We've worked really hard to make it fun, so make sure you check out the candy tables, the punch, and the cake!"
"Now, I know every year someone is horribly murdered at the Halloween Dance, but I promise this year will be different! We're going to start with our first dance contest - this will be a dance-off between two contestants. The names have been predrawn... they are Tom Leering... and..."
"Wait, what was that about a mur-"
"Zack Jackson!"
"Okay, new kid, you're up first!"
"Uh-"
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Rolled 7 (1d12)
>>43546711
Do the robot.
Rolled 9 (1d12)
>>43546711
Thriller
"Whoo!"
"Go, Zack!"
"Show us what ya got!"
"Whoo!"
"Look at him go!"
"Yeah!"
"Ha ha, that's great!"
"Not bad, new kid... Tom, you're up!"
"Oh, wow, look at that!"
"The audience is split - looks like the first round is a tie! We'll have to move on to partner dancing! Will the contestants please choose a partner?"
Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
>>43547424
Kara
Felicity is a slut
Rolled 10 (1d12)
>>43547424
Pick Antoinette
Rolled 1 (1d12)
>>43547424
Kara
Rolled 2 (1d12)
>>43547424
Kara. We need to apologize and she's a much better match for us.
Rolled 10 (1d12)
>>43547441
Dice
>>43547480
>>43547486
The dice disagree with such filthy and pandering apologies.
Rolled 11 (1d12)
>>43547424
Damien.
Rolled 10 (1d12)
>>43547424
Kara
Rolled 9 (1d12)
>>43547424
Kara
"I'm glad you picked me to be your partner, Zack."
"Hey, I've already seen your moves, right?"
"One-two-three!"
[music]
"He was the baddest boy in class, and he used to tease me all the time!"
I really thought there wouldn't be a Lego Quest this week, I'm so glad I was wrong!I've just managed to get the parts in to make Cassiopeia, and am still lamenting that I won't be able to get the parts to make the Futurons.
"All the time! Tease me all the time! And then one day he ran away just when I was gonna make him mine! Gonna make him mine! Gonna make him mine!"
"And when he ran away I said maybe soon one day he's gonna come on back my way! Come on back my way! Come on back my way!"
"Then he came to me and said 'Girl you gotta see, that I am gonna be your man!'"
[cheering]
[cheering continues]
"I think it's pretty clear who the crowd favorite is! Zack and Antoinette win the first round! We're going to take a quick break, but we'll be back up here in a few minutes."
"That was very good, Zack."
"Thanks, Antoinette. You have some pretty good moves, too!"
"Hello, Felicity. Zack and I were just talking."
>>43548675
Cat fight incoming?
"Yeah, congrats, Antoinette. Hey, new kid. I was gonna cut out for a minute and get some fresh air."
"Zack isn't finished talking with me, Felicity."
"Uh-"
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Rolled 3 (1d12)
>>43548724
Stay with Antionette
Rolled 3 (1d12)
>>43548724
Touch fluffy tail
Rolled 2 (1d12)
>>43548724
Practice dancing with Antionette
>>43548752
>>43548790
>make ridiculous progress with Felicity
>choose to stay with Antionette
In a school filled with ghouls and spectres, the true monster isus.
"Have fun with that. Hey, listen, when I get back, don't bug me. I won't have time to talk before the next set."
"So, uh, do you want to go get a- huh?"
>>43549068
Ouch. Kitty's got claws.
"Hello, father. Hello, mother."
"Hello, dear. We are here to chaperone the Halloween Dance."
>>43549154
Damn, the dad's leg looks great. Is that part of some new set I haven't seen?
"Who is that boy, dear?"
"He is just a classmate."
"Very well. Come along, dear,"
What will you do now?
>>43549193
It's a fairly recent piece. They've used it for the current series of Collectible Minifigs, and I think it was in some Ninjago sets beforehand.
>>43549218
Do we roll?
>>43549501
You don't need to unless I ask for it.
Rolled 12 (1d12)
>>43549218
We'll lament about how we broke the heart of the only girl who actually liked us.
Or just dance or something.
>>43549218
Drink to our sorrows and victory!
>>43549529
>girl who actually liked us
Shark girl?
>>43549547
Yes, Kara 'Shark-Girl' Lastname.
>>43549529
lamenting sounds like a fine plan.
>>43549571
Why not visit her instead of lamenting?
"This sucks."
"Jeez, I'm an idiot. The one girl at this school that actually likes me and I threw her away. Kara was right - I am the worst monster in this place..."
"Everyone else here is only interested in themselves... Kara was interested in me. I wish I could take back everything I said and let her know how much I've been thinking about her since then..."
"You might still be able to."
"Kara!"
"Oh, Zack! I heard what you said just now-"
"I decided at the last minute to come to the dance. I went to the costume shop, but there were only a few outfits left. I hope you like this one."
"I like it more than you know. I really missed you, Kara. I'm sorry for all the dumb stuff I said before."
"Zack-"
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Rolled 8 (1d12)
>>43550101
shut up and kiss me
Rolled 7 (1d12)
>>43550101
Kiss her twice
>>43550029
>school chum
the suspense is brutal
"Kara-"
"I love you."
>>43549009
That's how harem works.
>>43550604
Ah, young love.
"Zack, this is the happiest night of my life! I love you so much!"
>>43550604
>Felicity comes back
>horrible murder happens
"I hope this song never ends. I could stay here with my head on your shoulder all night."
"This is pretty nice. I'm really glad you came back."
"Me too."
"Zack, before we go any further, there's something very important I need to tell you."
"Sure, anything!"
"I..."
>>43550849
>>43546499
>every year someone is horribly murdered at the Halloween Dance
>>43550916
I'm scared
CHUNG
"AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
"KARA!"
>>43550961
NOOOOOOO
YOU SICK BASTARD
>>43550929
>>43550961
No... No no no no no!
CHUNG
"Kara!"