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Recently: You've arrived at the Pokemon league! Your first match is coming up! It will be a double battle
General rules:
There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.
Write-ins for all votes or always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.
Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as it comes up.
Combat involves rolls! Once there's a clear winner, we roll for the move accuracy/crit/secondary effect. Usually it's just three 1d100s. Sometimes you can get a modifier from circumstances, so be creative! Add flair, do tricks with moves, mess with terrain, whatever!
Call me out on a mistake and receive an apology butt or suggestive picture.
Badges: 8
Pokemon on you:
Oberon (Garchomp)
Aria (Meloetta)
Fel (Butterfree)
Devon (Houndoom)
Vlad (Crobat)
Raistlin (Alakazam)
In PC box:
Nibbles (Tyrantrum)
Leviathan (Gyarados)
Zappy Dan (Magnezone)
Trunks (Trevenant)
Destiny (Kingdra)
>>43527687
Alright, League time.
>>43527687
Here we go mother fuckers
>>43527687
And let the battle begin!
You run up to Thelma. She’s one of your opponents in your match tomorrow morning.
She’s much older than you. You’d guess mid 30s. It’s still hard to keep in mind that trainers come in all ages and shapes.
“Hi.”
She turns around and almost jumps. “Oh. Hi.”
“My name’s Kat. I-”
“I know who you are.” She takes a step back. Her eyes are narrow and untrusting. “What is this? Trash talk? Some sort of trick? I’m not going to do anything to get myself disqualified and I’m not interested in eating anything you’ve baked.”
“I-”
She cuts you off again. “Whatever you’re playing at, I’m not interested. I won’t be humiliated like some rube on your show. Goodbye.” She starts to turn around.
The only person you remember really humiliating was Dick when you punched him in the groin. But he deserved it!
>You just came to wish her good luck. Try to shake her hand
>Let her go. What a looney.
>Tell her off. She doesn't know you!
>Something else
>>43527756
>Let her go. What a looney.
Eh.
>>43527756
>Let her go. What a looney.
I really miss Clair.
>>43527756
>Let her go. What a looney.
>>43527756
>You just came to wish her good luck. Try to shake her hand
>>43527756
>>Let her go. What a looney.
>>43527756
>To hell with that cunt. Time to prepare for kicking her ass on television.
>>43527778
This woman is definitely not Clair material at least.
>>43527756
>Let her go. What a looney.
But also yell after her good luck
>>43527687
>Badges: 8
Shouldn't that be 9 now?
>>43527872
Good point anon, the 9th DID get official.
We demand butts!
>>43527842
>>43527756
GOOD LUCK, ASSHOLE
>>43527872
>>43527881
[Did I share this one yet?]
>>43527885
Not in a hateful way just like a "well whatever just wanted to wish you luck but you are a bit of a loon so i'mma just be on my way" kind of way
>>43527898
You'll have to ask autismanon.
>>43527898
You have
>>43527898
looks new to me
>>43527922
Damnit anon I only needed two more seconds
>>43527885
This.
>>43527945
Don't worry, it's no less impressive.
>>43527898
>>43527965
Anyway Gobble has posted 686 unique Pokemon pictures that aren't explicit porn so I'm really not sure how he keeps finding more
>>43528001
Some of them have been pretty raunchy though. Soft-core porn at least!
>>43528001
Just 686? I have folders of singular characters with more than that.
>>43528056
Eh in the thread gobble avoid explicit nudity and keeps some level of decorum apparently. That takes the number of available pictures down a surprising amount
>>43528085
My NSFW folders are separate.
Jeez. What’s her problem? She didn't even let you talk. Fine. Whatever. You won’t feel bad about beating her tomorrow.
“Good luck!” You shout as she walks off. You try to sound like the bigger person at least. It’s hard to keep the tinge of sarcasm off of it.
You get to bed with Robin. Taking a series of deep breaths, just like Jeanine taught you, you manage to shake off enough anxiety to fall asleep. Tomorrow is a big day.
You wake up early, before the four different alarms you set. You and Robin enjoy a breakfast that feels almost too quick before heading out the door.
“Hey, champ-to-be.”
You turn around and see Jeanine and Vance. She grabs you and pulls you into a hug. Vance is hugging Robin. They trade off. You feel like you’re being tossed like a sack of flour.
“You guys have been working out!”
Jeanine laughs and shows off her bicep. “I have. Vance has been working on his inner peace.”
He scratches behind his head in that boyish way of his. “I'm not the aura master Jeanine is.”
“Are you guys just going to stand around jerking each other off?” You all turn to see Clair. She’s got her hair in twintails now, and she’s wearing a form-hiding sweater.
Vance runs to hug her. She punches him in the arm, which doesn't seem to phase or slow him at all. “Hey sis!”
“You idiot! You got yourself hurt.” She pushes her way up and out and points to Jeanine. “And you didn't keep him out of trouble at all!”
Jeanine just joins in and hugs Clair. You and Robin join in.
“I hate you all,” her word say, but her voice doesn't. “Idiots.”
>Tease Clair on her new look
>Give her a kiss, crowds be damned
>Just hug. You missed everyone
>Something else
>>43528118
>Just hug. You missed everyone
>>43528118
>Tease Clair on her new look
>>43528118
>Just hug. You missed everyone
Feels the most in-character.
>>43528118
>Just hug. You missed everyone
>>43528118
>>Just hug. You missed everyone
>>43528115
Soft-core that aren't explicit? Why the fuck aren't you sharing with the class Anon
>>43528118
>Just hug. You missed everyone
>>43528118
>Just hug. You missed everyone
>>43528118
>Just hug. You missed everyone
and then afterwards
>Tease Clair on her new look
>>43528118
>>Just hug. You missed everyone
See if you can cop a feel of her tits under the sweater, though.
>>43528118
>Just hug. You missed everyone
Kissing is for private. Teasing is for after the nice moment.
>>43528118
>Just hug. You missed everyone
D'awwwww
Clair's outfit sounds cute, I'd love to tease her later. And we gotta get the details on Vance's accident and recovery!
>>43528118
Twintail and loose sweater? Clair has gud taste.
>>43528118
>Tease Clair on her new look
>Give her a kiss, crowds be damned
>>43528118
>Tease Clair on her new look
>Just hug. You missed everyone
You have no idea how much i missed you Clair.
You hold her tight. You hold everyone tight. You’ve missed them. The emotion of it really hits you as you’re flooded with their smells. You try to hold the hug as long as you can, not wanting to let go. Even the pain from your arm being squished doesn’t matter.
The other’s break it off before it gets awkward. You wouldn’t have minded awkward. Your face is cold now that it’s not pressed up against everyone.
Vance is looking mostly recovered. Jeanine looks totally fine.
“We don’t want to keep you. Your match is coming up soon, right?”
You check the clock hanging over the stadium entrance. There’s a bit of time. You left early so you could pick your Pokemon and maybe coordinate with your battling partner. Still, it’s the first round and you’ve come so far. You should be fine, right?
You researched everyone beforehand and you know one of your opponents has a Unfezant and Jumpluff, Thelma is an electrical engineer and probably favors electric Pokemon, and your partner Alvin will have an Aerodactyl. He also has a Vaporeon and Gogoat.
>Hang with your friends and catch up. You missed them so much you almost want to cry.
>Go find your partner and plan. You can hang out later
>Swap Pokemon first
>Something else
>>43528588
>Go find your partner and plan. You can hang out later
Is Robin fighting soon too? If not we can leave them to her!
>>43528588
>Go find your partner and plan. You can hang out later
>>43528588
>Go find your partner and plan. You can hang out later
>>43528622
[Later on, towards the end of the battling day]
>>43528588
>>Go find your partner and plan. You can hang out later
It is time for seriousness.
>>43528588
>Go find your partner and plan. You can hang out later
>>43528588
>>Go find your partner and plan. You can hang out later
I'm thinking we should start with Dan and then depending on how things go send out Devon, Oberon, or Nibbles as our second
>>43528588
>Go find your partner and plan. You can hang out later
>>43528588
>Go find your partner and plan. You can hang out later
This isn't something we should half-ass, you know? If we lose this, we're pretty much fucked.
>>43528662
Guess we'll just have to trade off cuddling Clair then!
>>43528588
>Go find your partner and plan. You can hang out later
“Thanks. Sorry guys, I wish I could hang out right now.”
Vance gently pushes you. It’s like being scooted by a truck. “Go, go! We understand. We’ll be cheering you on, so go get ‘em! If you need inspiration, remember how I beat Clair!”
Jeanine giggles and playfully noogie’s Clair. You guess they both want to tease her too, but there’s no way Vance would make a crack about her boobs.
Clair harrumphs. “Laugh it up, cowti-” She catches herself. “Shut up, hippy.”
It’s weird, the things you miss. You love this. But you have to run. “I’ll see you all after the match!”
You rush off to find your partner. You’re cleared through to the battler’s waiting area and find him there.
“Hey, I’m Kat.”
“Alvin,” he offers his hand. The bearded man has a kindly smile. “It’s my third try. I promised my wife that if I didn’t place better than before, that I’d give it up and work for her dad. I’m going to be honest, I really don’t want to do that. I’ve been watching your show. You’re good. We’ve got this, right?”
“Yeah!” You’re feeling pumped. “We got this.”
He looks relieved. “So, what’s our plan?”
>He should open with someone other than Aerodactyl. They’ve probably studied him
>He should concentrate on support and defensive moves, leave the offense to you
>He should concentrate on offensive moves and dealing damage. You’ll support and cover
>He should just do what you do
>Something else
>>43529068
>He should open with someone other than Aerodactyl. They’ve probably studied him
>He should concentrate on offensive moves and dealing damage. You’ll support and cover
>>43529068
>He should open with someone other than Aerodactyl. They’ve probably studied him
>He should concentrate on offensive moves and dealing damage. You’ll support and cover
>>43529068
>He should open with someone other than Aerodactyl. They’ve probably studied him
>He should concentrate on support and defensive moves, leave the offense to you
I dunno, if Aerodactyl is his offensive powerhouse his other pokemon might be more defensively minded.
>>43529068
>He should open with someone other than Aerodactyl. They’ve probably studied him
>He should concentrate on offensive moves and dealing damage. You’ll support and cover
>>43529068
>He should concentrate on support and defensive moves, leave the offense to you
All-out with Aerodactyl!Can't wait to fuwa fuwa Clair's new Clairs later.
>>43529068
>He should open with someone other than Aerodactyl. They’ve probably studied him
>He should concentrate on offensive moves and dealing damage. You’ll support and cover
>>43529068
>He should concentrate on support and defensive moves, leave the offense to you
>>43529068
>>He should concentrate on support and defensive moves, leave the offense to you
I'm pretty sure we have offense covered between Levi, Vlad, and Destiny
>>43529220
>tfw Robin gets there first
Damn scheduling.
>>43529068
Hey Gobble, I was reading the Pastebins, and you don't have Shell Smash listed under Destiny. That was a pretty contentious vote if I remember. You didn't forget about it did you?
“Are you sure you want me to just dictate the plan?”
He nods. “Yeah. If I knew what I was doing I wouldn’t be on my third try.”
“Alright. In that case, I have two notes. I think you should concentrate on offense. Leave the support and defensive stuff to me. Second, you need to open with someone other than your Aerodactyl.”
He looks at his Pokeball. “I’ve always opened with him. But I guess that makes sense. Well, alright. If I want to get farther I need to change things up.”
You hope that’s just nerves. He really doesn’t seem sure of himself.
He puts that Pokeball away and grabs another one. “Okay, if one of them has electric Pokemon, I should use Gogoat first.”
You glance out to the arena you’ll be fighting on. It’s just coming up now. There’s grass on your side, two large ponds in the middle, and a narrow land bridge that runs up to their side, where it’s dusty and full of rocks.
“In that case, my first Pokemon will be...”
>Oberon (Garchomp)
>Aria (Meloetta)
>Fel (Butterfree)
>Devon (Houndoom)
>Vlad (Crobat)
>Raistlin (Alakazam)
>You want to swap. Better hurry!
>Something else
>>43529481
>Vlad (Crobat)
>>43529456
[Oops. It was under Vlad for some reasons.]
>>43529481
>Fel
>>43529481
>Aria (Meloetta)
Showtime?
>>43529507
What part of electric pokemon do you fail to understand?
>Oberon
>>43529481
>>Oberon (Garchomp)
>>43529526
How much support are we gonna get out of Oberon though...
>>43529514
So Gobble... If we lose, what happens? Are we just going to keep playing till next year, or are we just going to end?
>>43529481
>Raistlin (Alakazam)
>>43529481
>You want to swap. Better hurry!
Zappy Dan (Magnezone)
for
Fel (Butterfree)
>>43529526
>>43529545
We still don't know Oberon's full moveset
>>43529481
>Fel
>>43529481
>Fel (Butterfree)
We learned all of Garchops moves right?
They are not in the pastebin
>>43529574
So rather than the preliminaries, you'd like to find out during the finals?
>>43529481
>Devon (Houndoom)
>>43529574
>>43529593
[Updated. My bad]
>>43529603
Pretty sure we'll have the opportunity for some light training between now and fighting Robin's mom anon. Enough to figure out his moves at least.
>>43529623
>2 years
>>43529481
>Oberon (Garchomp)
So, should we hold an inproptu performance with Aria at some point? After all, us having her should be common knowledge from our show...
>>43529558
[Quest won't end with the conclusion of the Pokemon League, win or lose. Have to wrap up the loose ends.]
>>43529636
I don't get it.
>>43529676
Good to know!
>>43529685
mandatory military service in South Korea
the artist of that manga just started his recently
[Due to me messing up the pastebin and general confusion, I'm doing a revote. Quote only, 5 minutes.
http://pastebin.com/tSNKt0Wm
]
>oberon
>fel
>>43529724
>oberon
>>43529724
>fel
>>43529718
Ahhhh.
That sucks.
>>43529574
We've also promised to play a supporting role. Fel is the best choice for that, hands down.
>>43529724
Well i guess we can use Sandstorm and Sand Veil for support and defensive but Fel is still best for this roll if we are gonna take it
>>43529724
>fel
>>43529724
Honestly neither option seems that good for playing a support role. Fel is weak to electric attacks, and Oberon is mostly offensive.
>>43529724
>fel
>>43529724
>oberon
>>43529724
>fel
>>43529724
>oberon
We could always tailwind into Oberon guys.
>>43529724
>fel
>>43529833
Yeah we've got two to use so Oberon can be our second if we need to go full powah
>>43529865
I'm just worried that Fel is gonna be thundered out of the match in like the first round.
>>43529724
>oberon
>>43529942
They'd have to hit him first.
>>43529942
Quiver Dance spam
>>43529865
If only we had a teammate with a pokemon with the lightningrod ability
I wish fel knew roost
“Fel, my Butterfree.”
He nods. “Sounds like a plan, then. Brace yourself, it’s going to get loud. Try to tune the announcer’s out, they’re just distracting.”
An aide with a headset gives you a motion to go out. You take a deep breath, then walk out into the nearly blinding light.
The sound of the crowd floods over your as your eyes adjust. It’s a bright day, but not Sunny Day bright. The stadium is packed with cheering crowds. It looks so clean. It’s better than ow you dreamed. Bigger, grander. Gigantic screens hang over the sides, and a blimp floats high above and slightly to the side.
“And on this side, Alvin and Kat!”
The crowd’s volume doubles.
“Alvin is a returning challenger to the league, and we all know the star Kat, who’s vanished from the public life and just now returned.”
Is that how they see you? Huh.
Alvin looks pale. The guy is like twice your age and been here before, but even he seems in awe.
There's a timer for the Pokemon to be thrown out, and a slightly longer one for before the match starts. From your research, it's typical that everyone just tosses at the last second.
>Wave to the crowd, blow kisses
>Do the same pose Aria always does
>Just adjust your cap and focus ahead
>Throw Fel out early
>Something else
>>43530112
>Do the same pose Aria always does
>>43530112
>>Just adjust your cap and focus ahead
>>43530112
>Do the same pose Aria always does
>>43530112
>Just adjust your cap and focus ahead
Stay cool Kat!
>>43530112
>Just adjust your cap and focus ahead
No theatrics this time, only the enemy before us.
>>43530112
>>Do the same pose Aria always does
show off that sparkly smile
>>43530137
What pose does that refer to?
>>43530112
>Just adjust your cap and focus ahead
>>43530112
>>Just adjust your cap and focus ahead
>>43530112
>Do the same pose Aria always does
>>43530112
>>Do the same pose Aria always does
>>43530112
>Just adjust your cap and focus ahead
>>43530185
I'd like to think it something like this
>>43530351
Me too anon, me too.
But it's Aria so it's gonna be some kinda cutesy idol pose isn't it.
>>43530382
maybe when she is fired up and ready for a fight it will be something like that
>>43530112
>>Just adjust your cap and focus ahead
>>43530112
wait
we have a cap?
>>43530432
We Ketchum now anon.
You resist the urge to show off too much. You just give a single, very quick pose with one hand up and your hand on your waist, then you adjust your cap and look over the field. This is the league. This is serious. You’ve got to put every bit of mental energy towards the battle ahead.
You’d be completely crushed if you lost on your first battle.
Your heart pounds, your palms are sweaty. It’s not the crowds. The person you’re most worried about disappointing is yourself. No, that’s not true, you don’t want to let down your Pokemon. They’ve worked hard to make this happen.
You ready Fel’s ball. You know that just because he’s a common, small Pokemon doesn’t mean he can’t fight. He took on that robot without fear and did amazing. It’s your job to play to his strengths.
The countdown timer is both excruciatingly slow and way too fast. It finally comes time to toss your Pokemon.
“Fel! I choose you!”
He appears, floating a few feet over the field. Gogoat appears at his side. It’s got Sap Sipper.
On the opposite side, your opponents are an Unfeazent and Jolteon.
The buzzer rings out and the referee waves the flag. The battle is on.
>String Shot Jolteon! Take away it's speed
>Harden, defence up!
>Combine two powder moves
>Psych up, copy any buffs they use
>Energy Ball on Gogoat! Activate his Sap Sipper!
>Quiver Dance. Get pumped
>Bug Buzz Jolteon
>Gust, stay far away
>Safeguard, stop any status moves
>Tailwind, increase your team’s speed
>>43530569
>>Combine two powder moves
>>43530569
>Quiver Dance. Get pumped
or
>Tailwind, increase your team’s speed
>>43530569
>Combine two powder moves
>>43530569
>your palms are sweaty.
Eminem pls
>String Shot Jolteon! Take away it's speed
>>43530569
>Tailwind, increase your team’s speed
Time to get supporting!
>>43530569
>Energy Ball on Gogoat! Activate his Sap Sipper!
Is this bad? It sounds cool but fuck if I know. I'm gonna vote for it!
>>43530681
[It wouldn't hurt him at all and would boost his attack stat by 1.5]
>>43530569
>Combine two powder moves
Sleep and poison.
Powder is op 8n double battles
>>43530718
Good enough!
>>43530569
>Combine two powder moves
Poison and sleep.
>>43530569
>Combine two powder moves
Night Gobble! Anons make sure to win this fightand tease Clair a lot!
>>43530569
>Combine two powder moves
Rolled 88, 94, 51 = 233 (3d100)
[Rolling for Jolteon Unfeazent Gogoat.]
You decided to open by using two powder moves on one of the enemy Pokemon. You decide to target:
>Jolteon
>Unfeazent
[Also, roll me some attack rolls!]
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>43530853
>Jolteon
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>43530853
>>Unfeazent
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>43530853
>Jolteon
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>43530853
>>Unfeazent
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>43530853
Oh shit
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>43530853
>Jolteon
We're gonna get rekt I see.
We had a good run anons.
>>43530853
>Jolteon
>>43530853
>>43530885
Well this is gonna be embarassing.
Why did we bring a Flying to an Electric fight?
“Jolteon! Pin Missile!”
Jolteon fire’s a rapid series of spiky green pointy things at Gogoat. Four hits!
“Aerial Ace on Gogoat!”
Unfeazent swoops down at the hurt grass type Pokemon. It flawless strikes, send Gogoat off it’s feet and flying backwards. On no! A critical hit!
“Gogoat! No!”
Alvin watches in horror as his Pokemon is taken out of the fight. He didn’t even get to use his first move.
The announcer's voice rings out. “In an amazing opening, both trainers focus on Gogoat! Looks like they’ve already taken him out.”
“Fel! Quick! Hit that Jolteon! Double-Powder let’s go!” Fel’s smart. He knows not to use Stun Spore on Jolteon, so instead he’ll use Poison Powder and Sleep powder.
“What’s this? That Butterfree is using two powder moves at once! How is that possible!”
You see the Jolteon slowly roll over to go to sleep. The Poison Powder will work on it while it’s out. You turn to Alvin, he’s panicking.
“Aerodactyl and Vaporeon are my strongest, but I’m worried about us getting ganged up on with electric attacks.” He reaches for Aerodactyl’s Pokeball. “That was just luck, right?”
>Wait! Use Vaporeon
>Wait, use one of mine!
>Aerodactyl is a good idea.
>Something else
>>43531199
>Aerodactyl is a good idea.
>>43531199
>>Wait! Use Vaporeon
Focus unfeazent
>>43531199
>Aerodactyl is a good idea.
Fuck it
>>43531199
>Aerodactyl is a good idea.
>>43531199
>>Aerodactyl is a good idea.
Rockslide make birds go splat.
>>43531199
>>Aerodactyl is a good idea.
rock that Unfeazent's world
>>43531199
>Aerodactyl is a good idea.
We should really set up that Tailwind so that doesn't happen again
>>43531317
Probably.
Alvin looks to you. You nod. “That’s a good idea. He’s fast, right?”
“Yeah. Yeah! Really fast.” You hear his shattered confidence spark up just the tiniest bit.
He tosses his Aerodactyl out.
The crowd cheers and the announcers speak up again. “And another Pokemon weak to electric type moves.”
“This is the sort of thing that happens in the early rounds, Skip. Trainers forget about the basics like types.”
He flinches. “Tune it out. Tune it out. Tune it out. Tune it out.”
The enemy team is already moving. Looks like Thelma is grabbing her other Pokeball. Took looks like he's discussing some plan with her.
>String Shot Unfeazent! Take away it's speed
>Harden, defence up!
>Combine two powder moves on Unfeazent this time
>Quiver Dance. Get pumped
>Bug Buzz Jolteon, or whatever it’s replaced with
>Gust, stay far away
>Safeguard, stop any status moves they try to use
>Tailwind, increase your team’s speed
>Swap Pokemon
>Something else
>>43531466
>>Combine two powder moves on Unfeazent this time
>>43531466
>Tailwind, increase your team’s speed
>>43531466
>Tailwind, increase your team’s speed
>>43531466
>>Tailwind, increase your team’s speed
>>43531466
>Quiver Dance. Get pumped
>>43531466
>Tailwind, increase your team’s speed
>>43531466
>“And another Pokemon weak to electric type moves.”
>Flying/ground
>weak to electric
Wat
>>43531583
it's flying rock
>>43531466
>>Tailwind, increase your team’s speed
>>43531583
Aerodactl is Flying/Rock.
>>43531611
>>43531615
The point still stands.
Rolled 63, 66 = 129 (2d100)
[Rolling for Aerodactyl and Unfeazant. Give me three 1d100 rolls please!]
his Aerodactyl should have Earthquake or at least Bulldozer
>>43531650
Rock doesn't resist Electric moves
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>43531671
Lets not shit the bed this time.
>>43531650
But rock is neutral to electric, so Aerodactyl is in fact weak to it.
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>43531671
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>43531671
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>43531671
>>43531703
God fucking damnit. Just fuck you and this whole thread. Worst part is this is exactly why no one wanted to roll for a while.
>>43531703
Uh-oh.
>>43531671
Who dat?
>>43531703
You. Yoooouuuu.Don't feel bad. It happens.
>>43531703
Wow, our League debut is going wonderful.
>>43531875
This is just the rough start before we pull ahead for the come from behind victoryr-right?
>>43531907
S-sure...
Even though it's a faux pas, should we send out Aria after Fel loses, just to make sure we win?
>>43532041
i'd say it depends on what they send out next
Might want to go with Mega Devon
Thelma swaps her Jolteon out, and replaces it with a Zebstrika. You make a mental note that it has Lightning Rod.
Aerodactyl performs a powerful Earthquake, rocking the arena. Zebstrika is struck. It’s hurt but not out. The shape of the arena seems to be dampening the effect slightly, since there’s a thin land bridge between your side and theirs. The water between both sides rocks violently, causing waves to pop up between your line of sight to the other side for a half second at a time.
Unfeazent counters by hitting Fel with an Aerial Ace. Fel takes it on the forehead. Thanks to your intense stat training, Fel can take a hit well for a Pokemon of his size. It’s still super-effective, though.
“Tailwind! Let’s go!”
Fel spins around at your command. Oh no. Maybe that blow rattled him more than you thought! He performs the Tailwind, but it doesn't seem to work right. All he ends up doing is creating a small wind funnel over the water. It’s not even much of an obstacle, as any Pokemon can easily avoid it.
There’s some confusion and a little laughter from the crowd. Fel shake’s his head and regains his focus.
“An unfortunate turn of events for Kat, as her Butterfree seems to have flubbed it’s attack. I'm not even sure what that was supposed to be.”
>String Shot Unfeazent! Take away it's speed
>Harden, defence up and tank that Unfeazent!
>Combine two powder moves on one of them
>Pump lots of powders into the wind funnel. Make a small status tornado on the field.
>Quiver Dance. Get pumped
>Bug Buzz Zebstrika, try to finish it off
>Gust while trying to dogde
>Safeguard, stop any status moves they try to use
>Tailwind, try again!
>Swap Pokemon, Fel is struggling
>Something else
>>43532178
>>Pump lots of powders into the wind funnel. Make a small status tornado on the field.
Mistakes in to miracles
>>43532178
>Pump lots of powders into the wind funnel. Make a small status tornado on the field.
>>43532178
>Pump lots of powders into the wind funnel. Make a small status tornado on the field.
>>43532178
>>Pump lots of powders into the wind funnel. Make a small status tornado on the field.
>>43532178
>>Pump lots of powders into the wind funnel. Make a small status tornado on the field.
Disadvantage to advantage.
Rolled 36, 49, 87, 99 = 271 (4d100)
[Aerodactyl, Zebstrika, Unfeazent.
Roll for pumping powders!]
>>43532525
Roll wat
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>43532525
man that Unfeazent is a beast
>>43532545
[d100s]
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>43532525
Goddamn do the dice hate our partner or what?
>>43532525
wait that's 4ds
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>43532525
>>43532596
the dice gods have decreed our death.
>>43532589
[Aerodactyl is using a move that targets both]
>>43532620
well shit
>These rolls
Well jesus. I'm pretty sure we had an easier time with some of the actual gym leaders than what's supposed to be a preliminary clearing-the-trash round.
>>43532620
Well that just makes those mediocre rolls even more sad.
>>43532729
technically the people we're fighting beat most of those same gym leaders, didn't they?
I mean isn't that how it works?
>>43532729
Chalk it up to stage fright
man i'm just sitting here hitting update every few seconds
my nerves can't take this
fucking dice
“Rock Slide! Let’s go!”
Aerodactyl attacks both enemy Pokemon with the move. Unfeazent is hurt, and Zebstrika is struck hard. You’re relieved to see it falter and teeter over. His Aerodactyl’s attack power is pretty impressive.
“Yes!” he jumps.
Unfeazent uses Feather Dance on Aerodactyl. It seems even more effective than you’d expect. Aerodactyl is covered in feathers. His attack power is probably next to nothing now.
“No! Nononono!”
“Fel! Keep pumping that funnel full of powders. Just let loose as best you can!”
Fel hovers around the wind funnel and looses all his powders into it. Since it’s an unmoving target, he doesn’t have to aim. He still misses some though. The rest is sucked up into it, turning it into a colourful tornado.
“A beautiful display! If this were a contest, they’d be doing great!” The announcer’s chuckle.
Alvin is pulling his face, stressing out. “Kat! I thought you were going to cover me! I can’t attack like this!”
This is bad. Aerodactyl’s attacks won’t hurt much at all.
Thelma throws out her Jolteon. It’s asleep and poisoned, but when it wakes up they’ll surely gang up on you, since Aerodactyl isn’t much of a threat anymore.
>Try to use String Shot to pull Unfeazent into the funnel
>Harden, defence up and tank it!
>Combine two powder moves on Unfeazent
>Quiver Dance. Get pumped
>Bug Buzz Jolteon. Try to take it out before it wakes up
>Gust the funnel. It’ll spread powder all over the arena
>Safeguard, stop any status moves they try to use
>Tailwind. You need that speed!
>Swap Pokemon, Fel can’t handle this
>Something else
>>43532936
>>Try to use String Shot to pull Unfeazent into the funnel
>>43532936
>Try to use String Shot to pull Unfeazent into the funnel
Hopefully we can still make some use of this clusterfuck.
>>43532936
>>Try to use String Shot to pull Unfeazent into the funnel
>>43532936
>>Try to use String Shot to pull Unfeazent into the funnel
>>43532936
direct Alvin to Skydrop the bird into the funnel.
>>43532936
>Try to use String Shot to pull Unfeazent into the funnel
>>43532936
>>Try to use String Shot to pull Unfeazent into the funnel
>>43532936
>>Try to use String Shot to pull Unfeazent into the funnel
>>43532994
i like that
cover it with String Shot and then have him do that
>>43532994
>>43533050
Wait no it wont do any damage to flying types
Yikes, it is really looking like Kat's training didn't do much for her.
>>43533128
dice gods gonna dice god
>>43533128
I think this is a good reminder of how the quest ran smoother before there were dice mechanics involved.
>>43533075
>>43533075
Technically neither will Stringshot but we know Aerodactyl to be fast. More likely to be able to get a move off before Unfeazent can finish Fell. The Sleep and Paralysis could get Fell another turn or two.
>>43532994
Might work? Unless Aerodactyl's grip is now really weak.
Rolled 81, 38 = 119 (2d100)
“I’m going to try to get it into the funnel,” you tell Alvin. “We’ll give it every status effect under the sun.”
He takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself. “Okay. Okayokayokay. I’ll try to help. I’ll hold back and follow your lead.”
You’re almost uncomfortable with the amount of trust he’s putting in you. The league is tough, and this is just the first round and things are not going as smoothly as you thought it would.
Okay. Don’t panic. You have this. “Fel, be ready with String shot.”
You can feel Alvin’s judgemental eye on you, but he doesn’t say anything.
[Rolling for Aerodactyl and Unfezant. Give me Fel’s rolls please!]
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>43533232
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>43533232
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>43533232
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>43533232
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>43533232
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>43533232
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>43533232
C'mon stupid-ass dice
Fuck these dice
>>43533243
>>43533248
>>43533257
Fuck this, i'm out.
>>43533232
>>43533257
...at least we did better than Unfezant.
>>43533257
>>43533232
We won for the first time this match?
>>43533285
Hey, at least we actually beat the opposing roll this time.
>>43533257
>>43533243
>>43533248
Its not good, but its better than we've been rolling.
if gobble ends the quest tonight before the end of this battle I don't think I could handle it
Oh well.
Gobble is kill.
Fel and Aerodactyl fly out over the water, baiting Unfezant. You notice that he’s holding Aerodactyl back a bit, not attacking right away. “Get ready!”
Unfezant nails Fel with an Aerial Ace. It’s a strong blow, and you know Fel can’t take another, even with all his extra training. Still, Fel manages to fire off a String Shot and pulls on Unfezant. Surprising everyone, Unfezant is yanked backwards.
“Yes! Good job! Right into the funnel!”
Fel drags the Flying type Pokemon back. The funnel full of powder is between both Pokemon. As soon as Unfezant and it’s trainer realize what’s going on, the start to pull back.
And Unfezant is strong.
Still, Fel is reeling him in very slowly.. The crowd and announcer go wild.
“Alright! Now, Aerodactyl! Smack Down!”
Aerodactyl smacks Unfezant down with a rock. It doesn’t hurt at all, but it sinks Unfezant down into the water. Fel is pulled towards it as it falls, but stops short of being sucked into the funnel. Instead, he pulls the now floundering Unfezant up and into the funnel, absolutely coating it in various powders. The funnel clears up. Looks like everything was emptied onto the bird Pokemon
Jolteon stirs and begins to wake. Unfezant is so covered that it doesn’t seem to be able to fly right. You think the judge is going to pronounce it unable to battle unless they do something quickly.
>Tailwind, now’s your chance!
>Quiver Dance. Get pumped so you can take ‘em out!
>Bug Buzz Jolteon.
>Tackle Unfezant just in case!
>Safeguard, stop any status moves they try to use
>Harden, defence up
>Swap Pokemon!
>>43533628
>>Quiver Dance. Get pumped so you can take ‘em out!
>>43533628
>Bug Buzz Jolteon.
Try to make it two on 1.
>>43533628
>Bug Buzz Jolteon.
Don't let it get back up!
>>43533628
>Bug Buzz Jolteon.
>>43533628
>>Tailwind, now’s your chance!
>>43533628
>Bug Buzz Jolteon.
>>43533628
>Bug buzz Jolteon
Take it out before it fully wakes up
>>43532778
Chalk it up to not enough pokesluts being posted.In bizzaro /tg/ Oberon is feasting on the hearts of our enemies right now.
>>43533628
>Bug Buzz Jolteon
>>43533628
>Bug Buzz Jolteon.
