who /hateelves/ here? I mean really, fuck those Mary sue tree hugging queers.
>muh craftsmanship
>muh archery
>muh acrobatics
>muh attunement with magic
seriously, these guys suck cock and you all know it
DWARVES on the other hand are the master race
>long fuzzy beards perfect for keeping warm
>stout strong legs will never fail
>swole & lean, perfect for impressing the ladies
>will never turn down a chance to get drunk with you
>innovation with imperfect technology rather than gradual improvement of dead end tech
>can get half price airfare using only another dwarf and a trench coat
Seriously elves, you're out of your league here. Just try to prove otherwise keks.
>>43512706
But aren't dwarves a bunch of xenophobic dick bags that hold so closely to tradition that it often borders on societal retardation?
>>43512764
Both are cripplingly bound to racial norms that only exist to make up for piss-poor aesthetic differences.
>>43512764
You say that like that's bad.
http://jasss.soc.surrey.ac.uk/16/3/7.html
>>43512764
>implying elves don't do that
dwarves will at least acknowledge a non-dwarfs skill in something, elves just go all tsundere and say shit like "it's not like you actually earned that talent, you stole it from the elves b-baka. .."
I hate elves.
>>43512706
But Dwarves were a mistake.
>>43512805
That post didn't imply the elves don't make the same mistakes.
In the end, dwarves are just shorter, smellier, beardier elves.
>>43512706
>liking either
>not liking humans
filthy race traitor, post the date of your hanging so i can laugh at your folly
>>43512706
>elves are mary sue
>dwarves are better than them in every way
Does this make dwarves double mary sue?
>>43512706
>>can get half price airfare using only another dwarf and a trench coat
They're not that short and humans aren't that uniformly thick.
>>43515908
But such a tall human would be thick, would they not? Especially with such an amazing beard.
Dwarf-fags are more obnoxious than any number of elves.
>>43512706
Why does this dwarf have wings on his helmet? Isn't that weird considering they like live underground and all?
Stay mad dwarffags
![c3d7940e23ed00ce6e6a746cdad4a8a2fcfdb7a9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LCtfbxe.jpg "c3d7940e23ed00ce6e6a746cdad4a8a2fcfdb7a9[1].jpg")
Where did this hate between dwarves and elves come from?
>>43513406
This.
Both long lived, both old civilizations, both holding on to grudges that go back almost to the last Ice Age, both insanely bound by traditions, both arrogant as fuck, both love to get drunk and both skilled craftsmen.
And neither willing to admit this.
>>43512706
who /hatedorfs/ here? I mean really, fuck those Mary sue tree cutting queers.
>muh craftsmanship
>muh crossbows
>muh squatness
>muh attunement with earth
seriously, these guys suck cock and you all know it
>not enough effort to care to copy some manchilds anger shitpost
>making an elf race in homebrew
>make them ALL look either like androgynous girls or weak sissy boys
>everyone takes either beastmen or horned giants
>no elf invasion , i am the only one to play one in our group
>everything goes according to plan
and this is how i solved the elf problem
>lives in clans or tribes
>lives in mountains
>big beards theh refuse to shave
>using tech local craftsmen made with crude tools
aren't dwarfs basically Afghans?
>>43512706
Threads like these are why the Elves genocided the Dwarves.
>>43517120
>and this is how i solved the elf problem
By making them your magical realm?
>>43517129
I was thinking Ydazzi Kurds
>>43512706
> Will never turn down a chqnce to get drunk with you
Unless you're not a dwarf, or are not willing to pay the full tab on their GW-priced (But actually, good quality) beer.
But yeah, Id' love to hang out with dwarves more than those hippie vegan SJW Marie Sues.
>>43517155
>Threads like these are why the Elves genocided the Dwarves.
Already forgot the war of vengeance bitch boy?
>>43517230
Which you lost?
>arguing pleb races
>not being a halfling
>nobody fucks around with you
>everybody's happy to see you
>shortstacks everywhere
>simple work, good people and good food
>no need to buy shoes all the time
>best goddamn parties
>smoke that dank pipeweed everyday
>naturally lucky
>everybody argues about elves, dorfs, humans and shit
>you're just here chilling out, relaxing all cool
>>43517181
damn right , now my friends need to get creative with more unconventional races.
works pretty good , it had a positive impact on the roleplaying so far.
i am bothered by elves because they are pretty much nothing more than "special" humans, and many people just take them because they basicly play a human character with a pretty face and pointy ears
>>43517028
Norse myth by way of Tolkien.
i suppose i'm pretty ambivalent to both races
but dwarfags are fucking insufferable, though
I hate settings where the elves just look like attractive humans with pointy ears. Fuck that shit.
>>43517375
Well elves are supposed to look very human.
>>43517384
I prefer elves with their own unique, almost alien, look.
>>43517257
>phoenix king killed
>phoenix crown taken by dwarfs
>bitch elves btfo of the old world
>>43513406
Wrong way around. Elves are just beardless Dwarves.
>>43512706
>Just try to prove otherwise
Elf women have bigger cocks than dwarf women.
>>43517293
Where the fuck did these little shits come from? What is the difference between a Halfling and a Gnome?
On a serious note I think I get "triggered" by Halflings/Gnomes and I don't know why
>>43517181
It's not a bad one.
>>43512706
There are some elves who are still pretty cool guys!
>All those elfs and dorfs
We fight for the master race!
>>43517543
I'm ready for the daylight bayonet charge across the enemy's minefield up to their most fortified position sir!
>>43512706
Love elves desu. You all sound like a bunch of autistic neckbeard fat fucks.
Hearing you all talking about how much you hate elves is like hearing ugly fat neckbeards talking about how much they hate beautiful, athletic people.
Face it, elves are the alphas and jocks, you're all just projecting your real world insecurities.
>>43517543
What does this master race do better than elves or dwarves?
>>43517556
it's just escapism
>>43517573
This picture offends me and only further warrants the extinction of all knife-ears.
>>43517553
> Bayonet charge
> No bayonet
That's the Imperium for ya.
>>43517612
Shut up soldier. Bayonet charge commencing in 10 minutes. If you lost your bayonet you'll have to make do with your rifle butt
>>43517625
RIGHT ON, COMMISSAR.
THAT'S HOW REAL MEN FIGHT ANYWAY.
>>43517593
Cry some more, inferior specimen.
>>43517501
Same difference between 4E elves and eladrin I figure. One's standard, ones all feywild-y.
>>43512706
In practice, there is few authors who portray the elves like this.
>>43517501
>Where the fuck did these little shits come from?
From Tolkien. Or rather, from barely remembered bits of Tolkien's work most people copy without getting it.
Like most elves and dwarfs, really.
>>43517573
We are at our best when it comes to surviving and killing
>>43517501
Gnomes are to dwarves as Halflings to humans.
You people ruined dwarves for me.
>>43517805
How so?
>>43517772
>Space Marines
>Human
you can't even post a good specimen of your own race, pleb
>>43517772
And obvious homosexuality.
Really, how can you litterally snuff Eldar booty without having twisted thoughts about your dick and their ass?
>>43517634
And should you survive the battle, you'll get fifty lashes for loosing one of the Emperor's bayonets.
>>43517968
That's some dark eldar shit right there.
>>43517968
If ypu get flashes of a lost item, doesn't it mean that you know where to find it?
>>43512764
Dwarves are all that the neckbeard wishes himself to be. The elves are the people that they wished they could have the courage to talk to.
I like to think that any elf-hating dwarf I run into in a fantasy game is just madly in love.
>>43517863
this is what elf players actually believe
>>43517772
If you're going to post a human, post a HUMAN, not some mutated post-human fucktoid.
>>43517810
Not >>43517805, but you ruined them for me too. By playing them up so hard. Seriously, read the 1d4chan pages on dwarves and elves.
1d4chan is colon cancer, but that doesn't stop people here from playing it up to the degree that I just can't stand them anymore.
Doesn't help that a lot of my own players absolutely adore WHFB dwarves, and those bastards are these stereotypes turned up to eleven.
>>43512706
>Bring this mad at The First Born.
>Being this mad at being of inferior breed by lesser smith deity
>Bring this mad because only elves ever get shit done against forces of evil.
>Being zhis mad at being shorter than hobbits.
How's it feel to be an irrelevant hairy manlet?
>>43517838
>>43520273
>astartes
>not human
They are human, but not like me and you. Just artificially evolved ones.
And as master-race, I think that elves or elf-like races should be put under strict regulation, just in the case if they start to plot against us.
>>43512706
I don't really hate elves any more. They're annoying, but not hate-worthy.
What rustles my jimmies is when people defend elves "superiority" like they're actually elves.
Elves aren't real, how the fuck can they be so emotionally invested? Elves aren't even a concrete concept, they're a collection of thousands of different author's ideas on "elves", a general trope at best.
It'd be like getting angry that someone refuses to acknowledge that Superman is stronger then Batman.
>>43522133
Nice try, inhuman scum.
>>43512764
That's the best part
>>43517363
>by way of Tolkien.
But the Elves and the Dwarves don't really dislike each other in Tolkien
>>43517363
The strange thing is that not all Elves & Dwarves hate each other in Tolkien. Gimli & Legolas come to mind.
>>43517543
>tfw Squats are closer to the ideal Imperial citizen than most non-abhumans.
>>43522558
>calling muh Emprah inhuman
It's not like he's actually a Vampire (Count) you heretic.
>>43522558
now that's some major heresy right here
>>43517805
HFY thankfully didn't ruin humans for me, because I'm able to recognize that it's not humans I dislike, but the gaywank that is HFY.
I think that's what these dorfposters need. A quick little acronym they can use as a banner so that we all know that they're just a bunch of specific retards, and don't represent everyone who likes dwarfs.
Something like DIG (Dwarfdom Is Good!").
>>43522558
You can finish after this bolter round, disgusting heretic.
>>43523024
>ruin humans
If we wanted to do that, we'd just direct the people to reddit. They do that pretty well.
>>43512764
Warhammer dwarves are pretty cool desu
>>43520208
Holy shit I need to remember to steal that
>>43512706
no crying in the gazkammer, dwarf.
>>43512805
>dwarves
>acknowledging non-dwarven skill
>ever
Are you drunk or something?
Also at least when elves get slaughtered it's not because they dug a pit to hell like morons.
>>43512706
EBIN MEEM XDDDDDDD
>>43527567
>Nazi elf witch
For fucks sake. I shouldn't want.
>>43512805
>dwarves will at least acknowledge a non-dwarfs skill in something
Kekekekekekekekeke
No need to tell lies.
>>43512706
Elves
>muh craftsmanship
>muh archery
>muh acrobatics
>muh attunement with magic
Dwarves
>muh craftsmanship
>muh axe skills
>muh endurance
>muh resistance to magic
literally retarded tbgbhwy lad-senpai bbq
>>43512805
>dwarves will at least acknowledge a non-dwarfs skill in something
>implying that tsundere isn't great
>>43522669
>Dwarves wreck Thingol
>Half-century feud between the Woodland Kingdom and the remnant of the Company of Thorin and the Lonely Mountain
>>43517838
Know your place, xenos filth.
>>43528948
But there are also lots of tales of interspecies cooperation in trade even after that shit.
Only reason the meme that they hate each other started is because of Thranduil being an asshole and then Thorin being kind of an asshole so there's some suspicion lingering in Lotr after the events of the Hobbit.
But overall, in Tolkien's world, there's no real hatred between the two more than bantz.
>>43528628
Please, stop posting forever.
I hate every race that gets to live longer than a man. That is such incredibly unfair and stupid bullshit, fuck you game designers who make that.
All those elves and dwarves only wish they could be as badass as Ollanius Pius.
>>43529495
He was better before all that perpetual bullshit.
You know, back when he was an actual human.
>>43529568
Back then he was even more badass. But the fact that he is a perpetual doesn't make him less human, he is just one of humanity, just like we are, but with an immortality curse.
>>43512706
>I totally hate elves guys!
>Do I fit in yet?
im so glad someone else finally realizies how grate dwarfs are compared to shitty fucking piss elcves, fuck those fucking treehugging knife eared bastards, only faggots want to play as effeminate pixies with manginas. i had someone play as an elf in the game I ran and he was a fucking vegetarian communist who tried to give me a blowjob to make his social rolls succede, I banned elfs from all my games becayse of faggots like this. Dorfs for ever. Fuck elfs.
>>43528948
Afterwards, they recovered and are more or less alright with each other. Gimli is rather friendly with Galadrial.
In fact, how many settings are there where Dwarves and Elves either don't hate each other or do so because of a big war that wasn't inevitable? Warcraft & Warhammer come to mind.
This just in: 100% of people who play elves are special snowflakes
>>43530110
>can't capitalize guy
Can you please use a trip so I can filter you?
>>43512804
>evopsych
Heh.
>>43522853
OH HEY HORUS!
>>43530339
>can you please use a trip so I can filter you?
no.
>>43528948
>Sindar shits
>relevant
kek
>>43530242
>complains about special snowflakes
>posts image of time traveling nanoswarm terminator.
>>43530110
2/10, sarcasm too obvious.
>>43512706
elves and dwarves are the same species. The elves are the females, the dwarves are the males.
Their constant "wars" are actually their mating dance.
>>43522853
Nah, he's just a psychic monster with only an aesthetic similarity to humans.
There are exactly two (2) races that matter:
Humans
Orcs
Every other race is complete and utter garbage
>>43533210
That'd be quite the Magical World.
>>43533280
>Made out of human souls
>Born of a human womb
>Impregnated a bunch of human females
>*All of the above was done without being a bioweapon genetically engineered to do so but referring to natural procreation. (because otherwise tyranids are human too)
>>43533409
You know what humans aren't? Giant, immortal, psychic monsters. You know what the emperor is? A giant, psychic, immortal monster. I'm pretty sure some spawn of chaos out there could impregnate a human, I'd bet some could be birthed from a human in fact, and I know chaos is formed (at least large parts of it) of human emotions and souls.
At this point, I think I'm more annoyed by dwarf memers than elves.
>>43533502
>Giant
being tall doesn't make you nonhuman
>immortal
only because of magic (psychic powers)
>psychic monsters
There are lots and lots of humans psykers. it is caused by a gene that many humans have, it doesn't make them a monster anymore than color vision does.
>I'm pretty sure some spawn of chaos out there could impregnate a human, I'd bet some could be birthed from a human in fact, and I know chaos is formed (at least large parts of it) of human emotions and souls.
Just because they are chaos (which is a form of magic) doesn't make them nonhuman
>>43533558
>being tall doesn't make you nonhuman
Being well outside the range of possible human physiology certain implies being non-human.
>only because of magic
Which humans aren't.
>There are lots and lots of humans psykers. it is caused by a gene that many humans have, it doesn't make them a monster anymore than color vision does.
Human psykers are variation of the baseline human. Not psychic monster gods composed of several souls mashed into one.
>Just because they are chaos (which is a form of magic) doesn't make them nonhuman.
So, does that put the emperor on the same level as a daemon prince?
>>43533674
>Being well outside the range of possible human physiology certain implies being non-human.
search wikipedia for giantism
>>only because of magic
>Which humans aren't.
IRL this is true. In warhammer this is false. humans are magic
>Human psykers are variation of the baseline human. Not psychic monster gods composed of several souls mashed into one.
Your argument was that being a psyker made him a monster. Now its the fact that he is a god composed of multiple souls? epic backtracking on your part.
As for being a god making you a nonhuman monster, that is dumb and you are dumb. He is an amalgam of human souls, that makes him innately human at his core. Yes he is also a god, the two are not mutually exclusive and fantasy is rife with humans who ascended into godhood. And calling him a monster is extra dumb, please google for the definition of the word monster.
>So, does that put the emperor on the same level as a daemon prince?
In some ways, they share a lot of similarities. Moreso the ones who were born human and then became a daemon prince
>>43529626
It makes him less human.
>>43534644
>b-but magic traits make him less human, anon!
Humans can do magic and other shit that all other races can, that doesn't make them less human. It's like saying that elves are not elves if they can do magic shit.
>>43538360
Humans are defined by a number of traits, our mortality among them. To remove that is to remove part of our humanity.
This particular argument has less to do with the actual thread topic and more to do with GeeDubs being a bunch of fucking retards.
The fact that he was an immortal makes his sacrifice all the less significant. Some might say, "Hurr, but he sacrificed his immortality, that's even better then sacrificing a normal life." These people have no idea why the original version of Ollanius was so inspiring.
>>43533878
>search wikipedia for giantism
he said 'implies nonhuman', not 'is absolutely nonhuman without a doubt'
>>43540025
>>he said 'implies nonhuman', not 'is absolutely nonhuman without a doubt'
>Pretending to be another anon
>using a weasel word to backtrack
YOU said "implies nonhuman" in the context of using it as proof that the emperor is not a human. If you uphold this backtrack then the argument becomes "the emperor is maybe kinda possibly nonhuman but is probably human" which really there is nothing you can say to it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_word
>A weasel word (also, anonymous authority) is an informal term for words and phrases aimed at creating an impression that a specific and/or meaningful statement has been made, when only a vague or ambiguous claim has been communicated, enabling the specific meaning to be denied if the statement is challenged.
>The use of weasel words to avoid making an outright assertion is synonymous to tergiversate.[1] Weasel words can imply meaning far beyond the claim actually being made.[2] Some weasel words may also have the effect of softening the force of a potentially loaded or otherwise controversial statement through some form of understatement, for example using detensifiers such as "somewhat" or "in most respects".[3]
I defy any Elf who thinks they've ever be as cool as Gotrek.
