>I remember him from Morrowind edition
(apologies if links are outdated I don't have the most recent first post)
Elder Scrolls Lore and Tabletop Game General
>Tabletop/P&P RPGs
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>Lore Resources
[The Imperial Library] www.imperial-library.info/
[/r/teslore] www.reddit.com/r/teslore/
[UESP/Lore] www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Main_Page
[Pocket Guide to the Lore] goo gl / 8b78MW
[Elder Lore Podcast] www.elderlore.wordpress.com/
[How to Become a Lore Buff] goo gl / 7f43lQ
>General Rules
No waifus please.
Keep the MK and Lady N related squabbling to a minimum.
So, kind of a lore noob, slowly crawling through the lit. Can someone explain to me what the Earth Bones are?
>>43510889
The Earth Bones are what fix Mundus into a stable form; it is a term synonymous with natural law. The Aedra become the Earth Bones after Convention, and their corpses are visible in the night sky as the plane(t)s.
>>43510748
Third for Mannimarco's Wild Ride.
So how much dunmer land is currently occupied by argonians?
which book jacket mod is this.
got some of asksothasil's best stuff. Wish he was still active
enjoy
http://imgur.com/a/qbn1G
>>43511621
All of Black Marsh.
>>43511893
The one that comes with MGSO.
>>43511621
Previously all of the original province of Argonia, however they were pushed back a bit by the Redoran.
1/2
>>43512059
2/2
Peryite needs more attention
Mmmmm~
is there anything unique besides the creation myth/astrology
>>43512152
Someone say Peryite?
>>43512192
dwemer magic, akaviri in general, battle of red mountain, tragedy of lord dagoth
>>43512205
M-MASTER!!!
wallpaper for everyone. Beautiful Beautiful Ayleid Architecture
>>43512192
The universe is the dream of an unconscious god, giant fleas that are used as taxies, magic is cosmic radiation, I AM I AND WE ARE WE, the gods are all varying degrees of insane, time travel, magic robots, and KINMUNE.
Best tribune right here
>>43512239
giant fleas used as taxies? huh?
>>43512268
Silt striders son.
why the fucks he wear a mask?
>>43512268
oh. i guess i never thought of striders as fleas
>>43512239
9/10ths of that was creation stuff, the base nature of magic is unique in every setting
>>43512214
battle of red mountain sounds cool ill look at that
![tumblr_nefvsperg71t3fruoo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wgMOVNe.jpg "tumblr_nefvsperg71t3fruoo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>43512286
He's got three eyes and they're all glowing.
>>43512340
thats no reason to wear a mask
>>43512359
The man is convinced he's the Dreamer and he hijacked Lorkhan's heart. If he wants to walk around in a solid gold dinner plate, I'm not going to question it.
ill admit the mask is pretty cool. whats it based on??? some african god?
>>43512409
I want him to fuck me with the mask on desu senpai
>>43512425
Mmmm, yes darling~
>>43512409
Death masks are common in many cultures. A lot of the names a building concepts were Assyrian/Babylonian in base, so I'd assume that was a heavy influence.
>>43512580
You went from Dagoth Ur to Tim Curry in about 18 letters.
cant find the legendary "tengen toppa guren lorkhan" thread. link?
>>43512615
I can do more ;)
Almalexia mantling Boethiah
1/2
I didnt realize Arena could have good wallpapers o.o
er, daggerfall, not arena
2/2
>>43512976
Gonna be pretty crazy once Daggerfall Unity really gets going.
>>43512964
>>43512976
>>43513115
Yah cant wait, I never got to finish daggerfall. Nor arena. does arena have something similar to daggerfall unity?
I also never got to finish battlespire. crashed every 15 on me ;__;
>>43513178
oh, and maybe something like daggerfall unity for not just arena, but battlespire too., since its same engine
>>43511944
>Talked to Nerevar's bonewalker in Necrom
Is there any information of anyone doing this?
>>43513524
im only under the impression that it was just the author being creative. probably never happened
>>43513524
might be something in the Tamriel rebuilt mod for morrowind?
whose the artist of this wallpaper.........
>>43514049
and this one
>>43514063
and this one
>>43514004
Shardai as Daedra species when?
>>43514333
that woman is THIS? http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Faydra_Shardai
Doesnt look like it.
>>43514397
I was more referring to the fact that Battlespire introduced three Daeric clans working for Mehrunes Dagon.
The Dremora Clan, the Xivilai Clan and the Shardai Clan.
Dremora and Xivilai have since become species in their own right, but the Shardai kind of haven't.
And the woman in the picture is a seducer.
>>43514563
Too bad the clan serves Dagon. I'd summon a few if they served Mephala, Nocturnal, or Namira
>>43511239
So the Earth Bones are like the Laws of Nature (e.g. Gravity, Linear Time, etc.)?
>>43514619
Well, back then the Dremora were in exclusive service to Dagon, and we all know how little that aligns with current lore.
Battlespire also had a daedric race of brown skinned white haired women named Nocturnals, who were actually kind of likeable and didn't really serve anyone other than themselves, from what I could gather.
>>43514643
basically yes but Aka's underlings basically handle time.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Guardian_of_the_Water
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Guardian_of_the_Earth
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Guardian_of_the_Air
>>43514702
>Online
>>43514731
it was a shit fucking game when it came out and we all know it. but as it's continually patched, it's getting slowly better. It's not quite competant yet, but its getting there and i wont play it until its actually competent
>>43514824
>hey it may be a shitty game
>but yeah its pretty shitty
So I have a question about the Falmer. I know the Dwemer fed toxic fungi to them that rendered them blind, but it is never said how they became the twisted things they are. I heard people on /r/teslore mention that the Dwemer used their tonal harmony to make "anti-creations". Is it possible that the Dwemer experimented on the Falmer with "anti-creation" tonal harmonics and it twisted them?
>>43512359
>>43512286
Here's a concept art of his mask and face under the mask.
>>43515127
I know about that. I want to know WHY he hides his face.
>>43515139
Because his face is too spooky?
so paarthurnax was a tyranical beast during dragon war. so...how'd he become such a "good" guy? Apparently it was Kyne, but how so?
>>43515238
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!! MY FACE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!
>>43512286
>>43512340
>>43515127
If he pulled it off would he die?
>>43515416
It would be very painful
>>43515465
why???
>>43515499
Because he's a big guy
>>43512681
>>43516477
i asked for the thread, not pic
>>43515256
anyone?
>>43515122
Abuse, slavery, sub terranean living for decades
Hi /tgesg/. My PCs had an argument and put our Elder Scrolls RPG on hold. I'm sad.
I only have Sotha Sil from this set, does anyone have the other Tribune's?
>>43517744
Psh, Sotha Sil only true and best and one you need.
>>43510748
Dagoth Ur
>>43514731
Whether we like it or not, Online's canon now, deal with it already.
>>43518011
>>43518160
I would love that to be true.
Oh God my head hurts
Why doesn't new whirling school come with painkillers
>>43518177
It's as true as you want it to be.
>>43518160
>>43518188
Fuck ESO and fuck Birdkiker.
>>43518204
More like birdkek
>>43518205
Earl CHIM Kikebird.
>>43512138
Wouldn't they probably have been yellow or yellowish?
>>43518216
Chim-el Rikkibeard
>>43518240
>Rikkibeard
Brimstone beard?
Broken beard?
>>43510748
Why doesn't Ur have any nipples?
Is the Imperial Library website down? I haven't been able to connect to it for a while now.
>>43512192
Khajiits, Alessia, Reman, Pelinal, Towards a Dragon'd Sea, The Void Ghost, The Magne-Ge pantheon, The Battle of Red Mountain, Sload, Lyg.
I could go on. Go read.
![Dagoth%20Ur[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J5hVenx.jpg "Dagoth%20Ur[1].jpg")
>>43518621
Because he does.
>>43518781
>The Magne-Ge pantheon,
Oh fuck I get a headache every time I remember they even exist
>>43518999
>he can't even comprehend the teachings of master redshiftYou and me both, m8. I get SOME of it, and I have some theories, but I'm not enough to a loremaster to fully understand it. Haven't studied it much either.
>>43518999
>>43519023
Maybe, just maybe, it's not our fault that we struggle with understanding it. Maybe it's because it's not written coherently. Maybe it's an authors responsibility to distinguish his texts from scribble.Just maybe is all I'm saying.
>>43519089
>the grey maybe between is and is not
>>43512340
>>43512340
So you're saying Dagoth Ur is really..
>>43519089
I'd agree if this was some crucial text, or one directly in the games. Some text that's supposed to be more or less easily understood.
The Magne-Ge Pantheon feels like it's very intentionally written to be alien, incomprehensible, and just overall strange. And it's sort of fun like that. It just lies there, like some optional "end boss" of the lore. It's also fun to be able to read and make theories about one of the few subjects that hasn't been entirely decoded, decided and normalised by greater loremasters than me.
I don't want a lot of texts like the Magne-Ge Pantheon, and the style would upset me in other contexts. But as the arcane lore of a decidedly alien race, I'm sort of okay with it.
A mad demon-god who is dead but is awake where people dream, and dreams himself into existence.
Dagoth Ur is a scary motherfucker.
Vvardenfell.
>>43519400
Dammit Vivec
>>43519625
ヴヴァルデンフェル
>>43519400
a mounster
Sky Haven Temple.
>>43519786
>Vuvu~arudenferu
I'm sorry, I don't speak Tsaesci.
>>43515256
A dragon's name is a summary of their character, but it is a summary written from the perspective of dragons.
Paarthurnax was a tyrant, is a tyrant, and has always been a tyrant, because his philosophy of self-control is inimical to the nature and natural order of dragons.
To dragons, rule of the strongest is the ideal government. To take what you are able to take is not merely accepted or expected, but inherently praiseworthy, because the fact you were able to take it proves beyond all doubt that you are the one more worthy to possess it. To take what is yours is your moral duty, and what's yours is all you can take.
To accept control without power is perverse, contentment is degeneracy, and to allow the weak to take for themselves is heresy.
Paarthurnax, meanwhile, would have dragons accept the rule of a formless, powerless philosophy, to which he himself is subservient, which teaches that true strength is found in restraint, abstinence, and inaction. It teaches that the powerful have a duty to serve the weak. This, to a dragon, is the greatest tyranny imaginable.
>>43518711
I was able to connect to it yesterday but not since. I really hope it isnt gone.
>>43514731
>>43518011
Literaly the first TES game since Morrowind to make nods to the First Pocket Guide.
I dont like everything ESO does either but the Bosmer lore is spot on and so is pretty much everything post launch. Orsinium is pretty spot on lore wise.
I mean hell it prominently features trinimac in all its elf like stuff and Craglorn was realy great aswell, actually displaying nedes as something else as "plot device people".
I know people hate that game. But its lore as of late isnt shit.
I mean hell, ESO even acknowledged the diversity of argonians.
No other game did that so far.
>>43520512
Indoubt it's gone, I was browsing it like 5 or 6 hours ago.
>>43520641
I would actually prefer it if Online was entirely horrible.
I played it at launch, and continued doing so for a short time, but stopped because I don't really like MMOs and the game was pretty shit.
But I do have to say that there's occasionally some cool pieces of lore that pop out of it. Not in the sense the the game PRODUCES a lot of new, interesting lore (my impression is that it's actually pretty weak in that regard), but mainly that it ACKNOWLEDGES some more obscure things.
If the game had just been horrible from A to Z, it would have been so easy to completely disregard it.
>>43520641
But the fucking alliances
I just
Why
>>43521513
Daggerfall Covenant is not pants of head retarded, but bosmer+khajiit and the whole Ebonheart Pact...
>>43521595
And multiple sources in-game admit that the alliances are falling apart, and there's about 8 books about how much everyone hates eachother despite the alliances.
>>43521513
>tribunal somehow allows this level of shit to go down
>>43521660
Yet they still exist, and won't fall apart in the the game. Some token books telling us that they aren't too happy about it means nothing.
>>43521660
>House Dres agreeing to free all the argonian slaves
>>43521706
Well, they agreed to abolish slavery post-Morrowind.
>>43521513
>>43521595
I actually disagree that the ebonheart pact is a bad thing.
Personally its my favorite piece of lore that got out of ESO.
Maybe not because of its consitency with the rest of the lore but because of its uniqueness.
its like the Ottomans and the Austrians teaming up in World War 1, its just brilliant to behold, they are all so very different.
>>43521280
Actualy it DOES produce some good bits. Again, the Bosmer lore is almost entierly done by them and its great.
The same goes for Tthe orcs. They had very little to build on, and they expanded way beyond that. The whole Trinimac thing for example.
They also did a pretty good job with the barsaebic ayleids in black marsh.
>>43521706
House Dres was literaly the first house to abolish slavery.
House Dres relies on slaves out of opportunism, but they are also quick to change, its Redoran and Indoril who are resistant to change, NOT dres.
>>43521890
Not surprised, Indorils and Redorans are the type of people to still use the n-word even during the more civil eras, the pointy eared barbarians.
>>43521890
>House Dres represents the past of pre-Tribunal Great House culture, a persistent tradition of Daedra- and ancestor-worshipping civilized Dunmer clans.
>Always firm Temple supporters, House Dres is hostile to Imperial law and culture, and in particular opposed to any attempts to limit the institution of slavery.
>House Dres is an agrarian agricultural society, and its large saltrice plantations rely completely on slave labor for their economic viability.
>>43522067
doesnt change the fact that they dropped it while the others didnt.
also you know, its not like slavery was dropped in ESO, and there still is illegal slavery of argonians.
And the shadowscales are also kinda guerillas that murder people for dubious reasons.
And the nord still infight alot.
>>43522132
I call Helseth's poisoning fuckery.
>>43522155
Hello.
>>43522067
It's safer dealing with commodities.
>>43521195
Can you help me?
>>43522236
I was able to connect, but the the style stuff isnt loading correctly. Does the the webmaster have a twitter or something?
So, I've been thinking, /tgesg/.
Since one could Fortify their Intelligence to mathematically disprove someone's existence...
And since one could simply brew 20 potions of Fortify Intelligence and Fortify Willpower...
And one could use the former or Fortify Alchemy/Enchant to make stronger potions...
Could someone use Alchemy to disprove all of their enemies existences, and/or achieve CHIM?
>>43522673
Not before they zero-sum themselves.
>>43522755
That's what Fortify Willpower is for.
>>43521890
>Maybe not because of its consitency with the rest of the lore but because of its uniqueness.
By that logic, making a canon event that has Meridia revealed to just be a rogue Hist in drag, and that Peryite is just Mario the Magnificent on a unicycle, would be the best thing ever.
Things mean something because of their relation with other things, and breaking that makes something pointless.
>>43522769
Zero-Summing isn't exactly a Will Check, m8.
Who would win in a fight CHIM or The Force
>>43522796
From what I recall, zero-summing is when 1 + -1= 0
CHIM is forcing 1 + -1 = 1 through willpower and/or preparation.
I think there's a pic of it, I'll look for it.
>>43522838
Ebonarm.
>>43522862
Nah
>>43522838
No
>>43522838
What would win in a fight; the resistible force or the movable object?
>>43522838
Kreia.
>>43522942
OK, well, could you explain what separates CHIM from Zero-summing, then?
The way I learned it, Zero summing was realizing you were in a dream and that you weren't real. Reality realizes you aren't real. You cease to exist.
CHIM would be realizing that you are in a dream, and realizing you can control the dream. E. I., Lucid dreaming.
>>43523015
Love
>>43523015
Zero-Summing is your incapability to continue existing once you've reached the conclusion of "i am not real, nothing is real" and much like in CHIM you become able to control reality, but since you only realize that nothing exists you use your new foundconsole commandsto remove yourself from existence, while achieving CHIM you use those to anchor your existence into the world more firmly and become connected with powers that allow you to bend reality.
Anybody have contact info for the imperial library admin?
>>43523341
https://www.reddit.com/r/teslore/comments/18gt8w/what_is_love/
>any action or motion that is performed or experienced under Will.
>Love (when done under Will) is the assimilation of experience in accordance with the intrinsically divine nature of an individual; the act of progressively becoming one with our own Star.
Did you think that Love was when two adults really like each other, or are you being obstinate?
>>43524712
Step up your b8, m8.
Who is Ebonarm?
Wouldn't the ashy air make it harder for mushrooms to grow in Vvardenfell?
Furthermore, wouldn't the poor air quality cause major lung disease?
>>43524805
Mothervehker.
>>43524835
The ash is apparently very nutrient rich, and spreads into the soil in farther locations.
The mushrooms seem to grow in places that aren't affected by ash-storms, such as Sheogorad and other coastal regions.
As for lung disease, most people stay inside during the worst bits of it, and people normally wear protective clothing.
As for how disease works, it's possible that in TES, the local Dunmer are more resistant to it after being more exposed to it. I recall something from ESO (Yeah, I know.) that had a Nord coughing up sludge because he had never been to Vardenfell. If not, I'm sure it's something a Healer could fix.
What went wrong /tg/?
>>43525053
Nothing. MK always was like that.
![505654-mk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1jVsM4i.jpg "505654-mk[1].jpg")
>>43525071
He used to eat biscuits. Now he just CHIMs at Telltale.
>>43525093
>Yfw telltale games become about time-traveling robot knights fighting sexy elf ninja-wizards.
>>43525123
I doubt it. MK will probably get relegated to shuffling papers and trying to make cut-rate licences games playable.
Remember that Global Rules apply to all boards, and to report posts that violate them.In this case, Rules 3 and 10.
>>43525093
>tfw mk could be out there, getting paid for writing weird lore
>now he works on the minecraft story mode game
I feel for MK. He didn't ask for this.
>>43525204
I don't know how, but this is Todd Howard's fault. I'll think of a reason later.
>>43525176
>trying to make cut-rate licences games playable.
That's what he's been trying to do since Oblivion, so I don't really see a difference.
>>43525306
Something something mountains, something something don't believe his lies.
Do you think they would ever add another playable race to the series? What do you think would be the best potential candidate, even if it's unlikely?
>>43525405
Add Igma or split Imperials into Colovians and Nibenese
>>43525405
Different Khajiit forms, probably.
>>43525405
Hard question.
No.
Either splitting Imperials, or splitting Khajiit.
>>43519400
Now I think of it, the Akulahan could probably double as an Evangelion.
>>43519400
>>43525546
>Not knowing Shinji achieved Amaranth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtXaKsd7jm4
>>43525719
At the risk of spewing my spaghetti (What am I saying? I'm already spreading autism like Corprus on the winds) Evangelion is actually a pretty faithful retelling of the qaballah and the chain of worlds theory. Shinji actually literally does. The ten spheres are fulfilled and he ascends wearing his mantle as the infinitely patient one, while the next world in the chain is created.
So yeah, EScould all be in Shinji's head.
>>43525765
>>43525190
what did I miss here?
>>43527412
One of the usual no-fun-allowed fags.
>>43527445
found it on the archive, how sad.
Send help
So do people talk about things other than dunmer, CHIM and dwemer in these threads?
>>43527621
Argonian lore, lore theories, Nanosteam progress, daedra, and lizard dick.
>>43527621
Sure.
We also talk about Reman.
Sometimes I try to talk about the Khajiit.
>>43527692
Cat dick > Lizard dick
>>43527621
There's also GEARS and MUATRA and 'I hate Almalexia but would fuck her in a heartbeat'.
>>43527719
I concede that cat butt is undoubtedly superior, Lizard dick is obviously the best dick.
>>43527485
Linky?
>>43527891
Come on, Anon, don't be a fool.
As lorekeepers, we both know that the mere existence of The Real Barenziah forever canonizes catdick as the superior dick.
Lookin forward to my uesrpg game tonight. Not sure if anyone else involved is on here right now, but I think it's going to be fun.
>>43527991
One exceptionally skilled Khajiit does not preclude the factual skill and girth of glorious lizard dong.
>>43528076
>Khajiits: Confirmed by in-game books to have dongs.
>Scalies: Dongs never even mentioned.
As you've seen my by flawless reasoning, I think it's pretty clear that Argonian dongs are, in fact, not canon.
And until Skyrim VI: Black Dong Marsh confirms it, any mention of Lizardman dong is just fanficion.
Canonical dongs > C0DA dongs
>>43528465
B-but muh hemipenis...
>>43528540
I know, m8. But the Argonian Double Dragon is just speculation.
They might just as well have a Hist twig grafted on down there, as a portable Hist Sap dispenser.
>>43528579
Fine, I surrender, cat dick wins. For now.
>>43528612
Stay strong though.
Sooner or later, Kirkles is going to write the adventures of Walks-On-Four-LegsBut-Still-Has-Two-Arms, the Lusty Argonian Butler, and then that will be included in the games.
One day.
>>43528739
>>43528612
>>43528579
>>43528540
>>43528465
>>43528076
>>43527991
>>43527891
>>43527719
So, logically Elsweyr would be the military powerhouse of the Dominion, right? Or is it the Altmer instead?
>>43529358
Kind of hard to tell, honestly.
I suspect it might be Alinor itself, actually.
The Khajiiti forces are probably not used to their full extent either. I can't imagine the Dominion allowing Khajiits to hold especially important military positions, and the whole topic of Khajiiti warfare is so strange that only Khajiits really comprehend it.
So I can imagine the war having situations where you'd have Khajiiti fighters commanded directly or indirectly by some Altmer who cares very little for the Khajiits, and has no idea how to properly pull of mixed unit tactics.
The Khajiiti navy was probably useful though, especially in trying to keep control over the Niben.
>>43529358
Hm hard to say. Naturally a lot of officers and general would be Altmer, but i can still imagine a good chunk of the military being them as well. Khajiit would definitely provide great shock troopers with the larger breeds and plenty of stealth archers. Bosmer of course for archers and skirmishers. But yah Khajiits probs give a lot of variety for the Dominion.
>>43529358
I'd expect the Khajiiti cavalry and skirmishers to be placed on a more auxillarly role, given that the Thalmor's whole (public) motive as the current ruling party in Alinor is asserting racial superiority, Khajiiti tactics are nigh-incomprehensible to most military leaders, and that they (the Khajiit) are culturally disinclined to take orders from outsiders, especially those attempting to fuck the up the Lattice.
Beyond that, a calvarly unit is only useful in certain areas. While it'd be an asset in raids or assaults on places like Sphinxmoth or Nibeny, it'd be useless in rocky areas like the Reach, densely forested areas like Southern Hammerfell, or in marshy areas like Archon.
They'd also be of questionable use during sieges, given their "lightning bruiser" style of combat which favors quick movement and light armaments.
>>43529570
>while it'd be an asset in raids or assaults on places like Sphinxmoth or Nibeny, it'd be useless in rocky areas like the Reach
The forested areas or marshy areas I can totally agree with, but tiger cats would probably do just fine on rocks. When you have something big and meaty like a tiger, than can rock-run like a bobcat, with human level intelligence it would likely work out in their favor.
>>43529620
Point taken, I was thinking of more traditional cavalry. On the other hand, there's a chance the Dominion's generals may do the same.
>>43529476
>Khajiits probs give a lot of variety for the Dominion
>be altmer officer
>hail from a pureblooded house of minor nobles
>trained in proper aldmeri warfare in a prestigious military academy
>graduate with honours
>get a job in administratino
>the war breaks out
>finally, your chance to grasp glory
>sign up to become a field commander
>become the most honourable colonel of the 97th aldmeri regiment
>get shipped out to torval
>eager to take command of a staunch regiment of fine altmer soldiers
>arrive in military headquarters, get introduced to regiment
>turns out the 97th is just a bunch of fucking provincials and lesser beings
>about a hundred bosmeri dimwits and nine hounded "kinsmer" cat savages
>they're organised in a really strange way
>a lot of the cat monsters don't even speak your language, and some can't even speak
>is that a fucking housecat?
>none of them understand aldmeri military terms
>fuck it, you reorganize all of them after the standards you learned in the academy
>try to assign cat monsters into whatever classical formation makes sense
>they bitch and complain in taaagraaa
>most of them seem to be on drugs all the time
>prohibit skooma, no proper soldier should use drugs
>almost start a mutiny
>decide to allow the fucking drugs
>>43529761
>every night in camp, someone is found dead, usually a bosmer
>turns out the fucking tree savages and the cat savages don't get along
>some sort of conflict starts within the regiment
>you don't understand it, and you don't care
>you punish all of them
>the problem solves itself after a while though, as all the bosmer either get killed or desert
>at least it's only cat savages now
>first (small) battle with a imperial army
>pumped to prove your valour and tactical skill
>get tasked to lead the right
>prepare for battle
>take away the drugs, promise they'll get them back after the battle
>make the khaayiit fight like proper, civilized folk
>make them wear proper armour
>they bitch and complain again
>but you know you learned the superior tactics
>battle starts
>turns out catshits are horrible fighters
>get routed from the field
>return back behind friendly lines in dishonour
>execute all the catshit minor officers for treason
>such is life in the 97th regiment
>>43529761
>>43529785
I smell a sitcom.
>tfw SandCats have trouble casting the most basic spells.
>tfw most SandCats don't have any opposable thumbs
>>43529926
>tfw some sandcat officers keep insisting that housecats are valuable and "magical" soldiers
>tfw i had them all flogged for trying to make a fool of me in public
Banned all soldiers in the regiment from having pets right there. I don't care if you feel so connected to the fucking critters.
Call it "sister" all you like, I will still kick it out.
Fucking savages.
>>43530148
Really is a shame that we saw next to nothing of Sotha Sil in that game.
What races other than Nords and Forsworn would be good for a barbaric, loin-cloth sporting backstory?
>>43524835
Well, I don't know about you, but I think the voices in Morrowind sound like they've been smoking. Especially the male Dunmer voices compared to Oblivion Dunmer voices, which sound nothing alike.
>>43530315
the dunmer in morrowind have raspy voices because of the ash from red mountain being in their lungs all their life.
>>43530292
Any, if you're creative enough.
You could do a Colovian, an Orc, an Argonian and a Khajiit without too much hard work.
>>43530292
Orismer or Ashlanders come to mind.
>>43530331
That's what I meant. I should have said it more clearly, I suppose. But I felt that the post I quoted gave enough context towards what I was trying to say.
>>43523062
> Thinking players don't have access to CHIM.
Get wrecked, consolefags.
>>43530292
Orcs. Seriously.
Argonians, Bosmer, and Ashlanders also could work.
hidden lore most people dont know about including lore nerds like ourselves GO!
>>43532369
Namefags are exclusively homosexual by nature, and worship a pantheon of only male deities.
>>43532369
That if you put Fargoth in the Name field, you are also a manlet with a micropenis, like all Bosmer.
>>43532452
funny enough, I am actually gay.
and my fav diety is Mephala
>>43532524
I can live with 50% of those things.
>>43532524
Well, 1 1/2 out of 2 ain't bad.
>>43532369
No Bosmer male has ever actually gotten laid.
They're like forest gremlins.
The race solely exists because children racially take after their mother, and Bosmeri women will fuck anything as long as it's not a male Bosmer. In times of great need, the Bosmeri race is furthered by female Bosmer fornicating with the local Imga.
But again, reproductive sex with Imga just occurs in dire situations.
Usually it is just done anally, for recreational purposes.
>>43532369
vvardenfell's probably got a giant dwemer city under it we never saw.
>>43533140
something similar to Blackreach? Hmmm....I like this idea....MODDERS GET ON IT
>>43533192
Yeah. Think about it. Red Mountain was originally called Vvardenfell, which translated to City of the Strong Shield, but it ain't no city. There's a ton of dwemer ruins with blocked off paths, and Blackreach showed us that there's precedent for the dwemer connecting their ruins together with a massive city.
Also why do people insist arguing that Pelinal isn't a magic robot.
>>43533220
Because unless you get into the more obscure/abstract stuff magic robots seem out of place.
>>43533318
>unless you get into the more obscure/abstract stuff magic robots seem out of place.
Yeah, it's not like magic robots are one of the primary mobs you fight or anything.
>>43533412
Those robots aren't sapient time-travelling knights powered by a magic gem containing the souls of a hundred dead kings
>>43533456
let alone a gay sapient time traveling robotic genocidal knight powered by a magic gem with the souls of a hundred kings
>>43533517
Who was also bros with a minotaur that fucked the shit out of Saint Alessia and talked to his severed head.
>>43533318
Yeah but it ends up being "Oh they didn't say OUTRIGHT that he's a robot so he obviously isn't"
Like how fucking stupid do you have to be.
who is this? shes hot
>>43533651
Princess Morgiah. She's plotting with Mannimarco. Later usurps Firsthold.Holy shit, I took that screen shot months ago.
>>43533606
There are people that still don't know what happened to the Dwemer and think Ulfric is a Thalmor agent.
>>43533697
she has very light skin for a dunmer
whats this mod that adds her, and the clothes to morrowind? looks nice
>>43533606
Do you know what happened to Ask Sotha Sil at all?
>>43533913
I have a sneaking suspicious that trainwiz was that guy. they write the same and the blog appeared around the same time trainwiz was making SSE.
is there a video showing JUST Nafaalilargus
>>43533913
He retired, as his job was finished.
>>43533925
And the ASS guy posted updates on SSE.
>>43533925
Also trainwiz has precedent for sending out writing under other names to see people's reactions. that one quote /v/ went nuts over was apparently his
>>43534095
You mean the empty shell quote?
Yeah, that's a nanosteam piece I wrote to see if people would like it. Gives me more confidence in Nanosteam's quests.
I'm hoping to run an UESRPG game soon, does anyone have any advice? How reliable is the Threat Rating system? What are good encounters to throw at new PCs til we all get the hang of the game?
Is there any chance of a Planes of Oblivion Supplement for UESRPG?
Because I would love the ability for a wizard with an incredible conjuration skill to actually send a party into a plane of oblivion.
Possibly even a small or minor one that doesn't actually belong to one of the daedra princes. Roll for randomly generated critters and shit, clear it, create your own base in there, etc.
>>43535105
There's one getting made now last I checked.
Could a conjurer create daedric armor to fit their minions? Like, say, a necromancer who creates a bonelord and binds four-armed armor for them, or horse armor for your horse (after spending 2.50 gold, of course.)
>>43535587
Presumably, if they're strong enough, yes.
>>43532369
The Adoring Fan was a Falmer agent trying to prevent the Champion of Cyrodiil from saving the Empire.
>>43532369
Ebony sources in Tamriel correspond to the path of the arrow of Auri-el that launched Heart of Lorkhan from Direnni Tower to Vvardenfel. This may be because ebony is Lorkhan's blood. Now think about the fact that Daedric is ceremonially imbued ebony.
But of course, ESO ruins this by placing all the ebony in Cyrodiil and Coldharbour.
>>43535752
wouldn't that mean that Red Volcano is caked in ebony?
>>43535773
It is. That's the main reason the Empire wanted that region so bad.
>>43535773
Why do you think those all those dwemer ruins contain chest after chest filled with raw ebony alongside glass, which is originally not magical but volcanic. There is a reason why dwemer civilization, absolutely dependent on raw materials, was centered around Red Mountain.
Also, >>43535787 I agree with this anon. Production and import of ebony is a huge deal in Vvardenfel. It's illegal to smuggle it or trade it without serious permissions. If I were a proud Altmer of high political powerlike OcatoI'd also try to limit the distribution of Doom Drum's heritage. And if I were a money and power hungry warlordlike Vedam DrenI'd try to establish a monopoly on raw ebony.
>>43512192
>giant slug people that can not die of old age and never stop growing
>they live in the sea because they can not move their own weight on land
>they mastered the art of necromancy and teleportation spells and used that to bring two of the worst crisis in history upon tamriel
>they did this just because they could, not because they're evil, they just don't have anything like good or evil
>>43536202
>used that to bring two of the worst crisis in history upon tamriel
What
>>43536274
Thrassian Plague motherfucker. 50% of Tamriel population dead, daedra ain't got shit on slugs.
>>43536274
Thrassian Plague. Sload are dicks.
>>43532638
>bosmer babies come out of the ass
please tell me that's confirmed in official lore
>>43536274
I also remember reading about them bringing eldritch abominations from the deep to attack summerset isles
>>43536425
I thought that was the Maromer
>>43536445
How involved overall have the Maomer been in Tamrielic affairs throughout history? I've seen some maps of them carving out beachhead kingdoms of what is now Eleswhyr, but I've never heard about that anywhere.
->Morrowind HD when?!
Seriously, I love Morrowind but modern games have ruined my ability to tolerate blocky graphics and reading huge blocks of text. Yes i know im a pleb.
