>Hundreds of small portals to the Orc homeworld appear in Canada and the Northeastern United States after a particle collider accident.
Realistically, what would happen to North America?
Gun beats spear, life continues on as normal.
>>43430764
Orcs get integrated into society and supported by various activist groups despite the fact they're the second most voilent race on the continent.
>>43430764
Free territory to expand into and the start of an inter-dimensional exploration and exploitation, oh, and more niggers I guess.
>>43430764
Capture and enslavement of orc women.
>Orc homeworld.
You mean Orks or some other shit?
>>43430806
Fuckn lost
>>43430806
I was gonna say we finally get something worse than niggers, but this anon raises a good point. Orcs will at least join the army.
How does Europe fit into this?
The US army and navy and Air Force and Canadian army and Air Force and anyone who has any want for the earth to not get invaded by a savage alien race will send people to stop these orcs and hopefully find a way to close all the portals.
>>43430764
People bitch, but everything runs normally and an orc eventually becomes president.
>>43430764
Orks get amnesty and welfare cus they dindu nuffin
Many of these portals appear to be in cities.
How good are orcs at urban warfare?
>>43430955
It doesn't matter, because Roof-top Asian corner store owners with their friends and family already have the situation resolved in an optimal manner.
>>43430989
>Asian corner store owners will fix it
What about central Canada?
>>43430989
>LA riots.
Yeah, the Korean-americans have got this.
>>43431014
Nobody cares about Canada, not even Canada.
>>43430925
>what are Syrians
>what are Muslims
>>43430809
>Free territory to expand into
Assuming secured portals and political stability, would Russia be allowed to explore the Orc homeworld?
>>43430764
Have you seen Gate: the SDF fights like this in that place? Basically that but less Japanese nationalism and more 'Merica and Canadian mounties fucking shit up.
>>43431030
>Yeah, the Korean-americans have got this.
Why would they leave their beloved stores in L.A. to go fight orcs in New York?
>>43431054
Would they be cunts about it? Trick question, Russians and Slavs are cunts about everything.
So no, unless they play nice and offer something of value.
>>43430806
10/10
What would happen to Nova Scotia?
Can Canadian Naval power do anything to stem the Orc tides, or is the province lost?
>>43431071
Because they don't want a race of slightly less violent Green Niggers around to confuse their targeting solutions.
>>43431046
>Humans
>Humans
Seems pretty normal to me
>>43431054
>would Russia be allowed to explore the Orc homeworld?
I don't want any Russians on my team.
>>43430806
yeah, all those whites up there would appreciate having new allies in keeping the black man down
>>43430764
Notice there aren't any in the south. That's because the Orcs know what would happen.
/tg/ I am disappointed in you.
I mean really? The "Orcs = niggers!" argument? Racist jokes? "Dinndu nuffin?" You're better than this; I've SEEN you be better than this.
Why the fuck are you lowering yourselves to this level?
>>43431130
A dumb thread gets dumb replies.
>>43431130
Because Blizzard has shoved Green Niggers = Didn't do nuffin down our throats it's turned us off.
>>43431130
Mostly because it's a less interesting iteration of the Salvation War and I have no desire to read that shit again.
Our great and mighty Lord Emperor Trump decides to bring these wayward travelers in, giving them jobs, housing and many other American rights. After a little bit of awkwardness, they quickly become an integral part of American society, adapting their lifestyle to the modern world and our lifestyle to them. Thanks to their crowd mentality, they take up arms in the ghettos and rid us of our feral niggers, integrating or destroying them. Despite what many think, Orc gangs are very organized and work to just increase their ranks, influence and lifestyle. Crime in these areas is reduced by 13%.
When Orc arrived on Earth, they carried primitive weapons. Swords, axes, clubs, shaggy iron age armor and primitive war technology. The first waves of Orcs were brutal to the unprepared American populace, those who owned guns and local police stations holding off the Orc menace until the US military arrived. The Orc horde was quickly pushed back by the US's advanced military and technology. It would be a solid week of constant fighting, with the US military holding it's ground. Then, the fighting suddenly stopped when an Orc Ambassador came out, asking for a possible treaty. The following Treaty which was signed in Israel would be known as the Green Acordia, officially naming all Orcs as American Citizens.>continue?
>>43431187
There were some funny parts though
>Bill Clinton recognizing a succubus through it's glamour because he's married to a soul-sucking Demon.
>>43431247
I actually appreciated some of it, hell, I'm not even against the wank going on, it just had some narrative pits in it that completely decimated my booty when reading it.
>The Sun of Man will Rise above the Heavens
>They fucking nuked Heaven with a dirty bomb.
>>43430764
The portals are studied, principles are drawn from it, technology is propelled forward a thousand years, we pull the orc's collective assholes out their collective mouths with our new understanding of the universe.
>>43431362
>we pull the orc's collective assholes out their collective mouths with our new understanding of the universe
What do you mean by this?
>>43430764
>>43430764
Time for that US militia to shine.
>>43431545
Has whoever drew this ever seen a gun, ever? Shit man, that thing looks like a blob of black playdoh a 2 year old shoved sex toys in.
>>43431574
It's an anti-gun sentiment, so of course they've never seen a gun.
>>43430764
The early pilot to Warcraft III.
>>43431545
>tfw people think "Well regulated" means "Regulated by the Government" when the second amendment was made in the idea that the people would be able to keep the standing army, and thus the government that supports and supplies that standing army in check.
>>43431688
>trusting the kind of Americans that hur durr over their arms to regulate na armed force
Welcome to your racist right-wing theocratic/oligarchich dystopia.
>>43431586
I figured that out, but is googling "gun" that fucking hard?
>>43431737
>implying it isn't the local veterans that still get together to shoot and bullshit every weekend.
>>43431737
Yeah, well, they never counted for the soccer moms and people in power not liking the concept that any schmuck can enforce their mortality and appealing to the soccer moms to make ignorance of Firearms a baseline.
>>43431130
/tg/'s taken a swing toward /pol/'s ideology in recent years. It's gotten worse recently. I don't know how to fix it, besides moderation no one (including myself) would want or tolerate.
>>43431829
>People on 4chan calling niggers niggers and mudslimes shitskins
>Recent years
Well, one of these things is true, the other is not.
Go be an over-sensitive bleeding pussy somewhere else.
>>43430917
The Lizardmen take off their disguises. We install heating mats in Buckingham Palace and continue as normal.
>>43431688
How the hell would you achieve that nowadays short of giving every family their own fighter jet?
>>43431829
You're a fucking idiot. People have been making racist jokes on here ever since /tg/ was made. Also there's a shit ton more feminists here that arrived here in the last year alone than any wayward /pol/acks
>>43432011
Eh, it's not that complicated, you can't bomb your own dirt and expect your soldiers to be okay with it.
>>43431545
Whoever drew that has no idea what an 18th century musket looked like nor any weapons made in the 21st century.
Also that's literally not what "well regulated" means in that context.
>>43432011
>How the hell would you achieve that nowadays short of giving every family their own fighter jet?
You can take down a helicopter with an RPG.
You don't need a second helicopter to do it.
>>43430851
Blizzard or Tolkien orcs?
>>43432079
The frothier kind
>>43432011
As it is now, soldiers aren't exactly okay with being told to kill civilians and bomb the shit out of their home towns.
Because the military isn't exactly pleased with politicians.
>>43431545
Jesus Christ guys, I didn't realise half the spergs occupying /tg/ these days couldn't take a joke or I never would have posted it.
>>43430764
if the orcs that come though are violent they probably get gunned down by armed civilians, police or the military.
>>43430764
>>43430806
>Jeez, GUISE, this analogy of orcs to blacks is so CLEVER, only redpilled anons like me will get it hahaha!!
have you considered a career in stand-up comedy because this material is fire.
>>43432132
>Joke
>Mocking our God-given right to defend ourselves from tyranny
The population of Canada doubles until they all move south in the winter because I doubt they are from a glacial climate
>>43430764
One question. Does the Orc homeworld have oil?
If yes, then FREEDOM is on it's way.
If no, then Nukes are on their way.
>>43432159
I'm darker than the pits of Hell and I found it funny.
>>43432132
/k/ goes on /tg/ alot and /k/ Is one of the easiest boards to troll. It gets an insane amount of shitposting threads.
>>43432196
>bothering with nukes when there might be other valuable materials there to obtain.
Besides, nukes aren't cheap and there wouldn't be any reason to nuke Orcs.
>>43432271
Well if the orcs don't surrender you could just Hiroshima one of their cities
>>43432208
To be fair, one of the main things they are passionate about is assaulted almost daily by ignorant reactionary morons and wannabe flower children.
>>43431117
There aren't any fucking black people up here.
>>43430806
sure is /pol/ around here lately.
>>43432285
There wouldn't be any reason to do so, nukes are for when shit is completely fucked. Arable land itself is actually worth quite a bit, and there wouldn't be any after you nuke it.
>>43432295
i am from the area. the only black people i know up here are the ones i'm related to.
>>43432176
If there was ever an honest-to-God Civil War 2 China/Russia would start funneling heavy arms into the country regardless of the 300 million guns in civilian possession.
>>43431877
There's a difference between calling someone a faggot, and calling someone a faggot as a way of saying that they are homosexual and that they are awful because of it.
>>43432289
Yeah I know they just get reaaaaally upset way too much and Its a huge wannabe operator board. But I do love the occasional /k/ history and music threads.
>>43432462
And this is the first time I've ever noticed that thing has 2 stocks.
>>43432442
Did a paper edge murder your entire family?
An orc woman takes me as her husband.
>>43432489
Damn it does, way to go archer.
>>43431235
I would like to know more
>>43432503
That's not a woman and you're not the husband
>>43430764
>ctrl+f
>no mention of detroit
Well some places wouldn't change much at any rate.
>>43432011
You can't. Not all ideas that had merit 200+ years ago work after you completely change the underlying assumptions about everything involved in the equation.
Society, technology, and war all do not work that way anymore. The second amendment is the only thing providing any kind of justification for the proliferation of guns in America, a fact that is rigorously exploited by the NRA.
Which sounds like a redundant statement, but consider this: in the State of New York, it is illegal for you to buy a Halberd because it is legally counted as a concealed deadly weapon. You can, however, go and buy various kinds of firearms that are less than half the size, can kill someone from a much greater distance and at a significantly faster rate.
I'm not saying that we should have some kind of constitutional right to polearms, but the fact that the former is considered too dangerous to own and the latter isn't is absurd. But that's the benefit of having a lobby, I suppose.
>>43432939
How do you conceal a halberd? Some kind of collapsible shaft?
>>43432199
>black people with a sense of humor
You motherfuckers are a national treasure, I swear. I would buy you your beverage of choice were I able.
>>43432939
... War has not changed, Nor has the need to tear down an unjust government. Guns are used in both these cases, one of the reason we have kept our guns.
>>43432959
No, its even dumber than that.
The spear head on the end unscrews, which means you can hide it.
So if you can bullshit your way through the door carrying a 10 foot pole with an axe on the end, you can attach a secret pointy bit to the other side, master criminal that you are.
This violates the law regarding concealable weapons, and makes Halberds illegal to own in the state of New York.
But guns are still fair game, cause THAT makes sense.
>>43432939
A halberd would not be considered a weapon common to use as part of a militia. Thus is exempt from 2a. Only weapons that would could find a home in a militia are protected.
Has nothing to do with 'too dangerous'.
>>43433018
> War has not changed
Of course it has. No number of dudes with hunting rifles can take out a tank or a fighter jet we made in 1970, much less one we made in 2007. You can perpetuate a crude asymmetrical war with civilian firearms, but you would be unlikely to overthrow the state of Colorado with just that armament, much less the federal government.
>>43433094
Bullets are bullets, You can overrun an airfield with bodies, Same with tanks.
Also most soldiers won't turn on Civilians, So that is also wrong. It'd be vet's/Military personal who leave the Federal governments control
VS
Federal governments and cops at BEST.
War is bullet or bomb meets body and you die. The methods MIGHT change but its the same.
>>43432939
>in the State of New York, it is illegal for you to buy a Halberd
>>43431130
Just calling it like we see it.
>>43431157
Also, this. Blizzard's stories seem almost like propaganda at this point.
>>43433018
>>43433094
Anyone got the Snake vs BoS picture?
>>43430806
>>43432132
It's not so much that we're made about the actual joke, it's just that we're appalled by the artist's lack of research or understanding. He clearly didn't even use a reference!Also it's an annoyingly common occurrence that people who think guns are evil, tend to actually know fuck-all about guns. It elicits a knee-jerk "this shit again" reaction.
>>43432159
>>43433195
>>43432302
>all these triggered xirs
>>43431417
Why not use context clues to figure it out?
>>43430806
Hey, I get the feeling they'd make fantastic additions to the military. Good NCOs are fuckin hard to find.
>>43431739
You have far too much faith in humanity.
>>43433094
So people seriously think this?
>>43433094
If anyone was going to overthrow colorado, it would be the vets, gun owners, and military to get fucktarded commiefornians to stop fucking up our state.
>>43432011
The ability for the military to fight the people exposes its logistical aspects at risk.
We couldn't secure Iraq completely and its equal to California.
>>43433963
To be fair, Iraq is angry goat farmers and zealots.
California is 99% of a mix between homosexuals whining about every little fucking thing and are incapable of moving their own furniture and niggers, and the remaining 1% is asian shop owners.
That 1% would be enough to hold California against the full might of the world.
>>43431099
>Syrians
>Muslim
>"human"
They're about as human as abbos, and that is to say not at all.
>>43434013
I meant as in size of operational area, but dem asians man.. tell them its a secret communist takeover and its all over.
![bd041001cfeaefd436debec8accd72811426770465_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jwtaNo5.jpg "bd041001cfeaefd436debec8accd72811426770465_full[1].jpg")
It's like that japanese Gate shit but with 100% less lolis and one million times as many niggers.
>>43432176
>"God-given right"
Deontology and natural rights are so last century, bruh.
>>43434013
Fucking korean shop owners.
>>43434046
Am I the only one who can't take anything involving the Japanese military seriously? The very concept just gets my sides splitting.
>>43430764
>China not allowed to participate in magic phenomena because fuck China
>Also Russia
>Both countries get together to make their own magic portal with blackjack and hookers because fuck you guys.
>>43434072
It's especially hard to do with Gate because the JSDF takes out a US special forces team, as well as a china spec ops and russian spec ops team down all at the same time.
The three teams were on a night mission and none of them brought night vision goggles.
>>43434115
I think its worse that it implied that a CIA SAD team didn't know they JSDF had Spec Ops...EVEN THOUGH WE HELPED TRAIN THEM.
>>43434013
This is a Vietnam joke, isn't it?
>hurr gook farmers beat the US military!
>>43434115
Oh god, stop please.
My ribs, I can't take it.
Seriously, even the Japs believe they can't do anything unless the other side, technologically primitive or otherwise, goes full retard.
>>43434174
...no dumbass. It's an actual fucking story. The LA riots in the 90s. A bunch of korean shop owners held their entire strip of shops against looters by shooting the fuckers from rooftops.
>>43434174
Nah, he's talking about the LA Riots.
>>43434174
And Koreans too.
>>43434170
Literally every military or pseudo-military organization has some form of Spec Ops.
Even fucking Goat farmers have elite cadres.
>>43434115
That's when I stopped reading. Loli goth god slaughters entire team because lolis. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
>>43434170
It's so fucking bad, liike on all accounts.
>>43434176
Gate is literally JSDF propaganda and unabashedly so.
>>43434266
I stopped reading then as well, but I knew it was written by the equivalent of a chink conservative well before then.
>>43434310
I have a Japanese roomie, I showed her Gate and she started crying in laughter because it involved the JSDF doing anything besides failing and going up in fire.
Seriously, even the Japanese think it's fucking hilarious.
As an American, I would shoot at the orks with my guns.
>>43434348
A Swedish person would drop their pants, expose their other honor for ease of access, and invite the orcs to fuck their women.
Sweden, yes.
>>43434348
DEM ORCS DINDU NUFFIN DEY WAS JUST TRYIN TO GET SOME MUNEY TO GET INTA DA WIZARD COLLEGES HE A GOOD BOY
>>43434310
I thought Propaganda in a first world nation required at least a little bit of credibility and realism?
>>43433094
It's extremely hard to win a civil war as the govt unless it is an American civil war style conflict where the rebels are polite enough to wear uniforms and act as a coherent nation.
Every person you kill is lost tax revenue, expertise, and labor. Every neighborhood u fight in means people are displaced. It's easy to imagine that a volunteer military would see recruitment drop like a piano out of a c130, and with conscription it means you WILL draft sympathizers and people who just don't want to be there.
And no you can't kill an f35 but you know what you can do? Mess with its logistics, kill the pilot, or target the family.
Just a few thoughts, not saying it is or isn't possible, but shit like this has been done. FARC has been holding out for fucking decades in Columbia despite aggressive joint Colombian-us efforts. PIRA only came to a treaty when the war started getting unpopular and they lost support.
>>43434379
Niggers wouldn't defend Orcs, they would realize that the Orcs are far more preferable and lash out at the perceived encroachment on their habitats and food sources, lest they are replaced by the more civilized species.
>>43434046
Someday I will rewrite this shit. I have ally notes but not the time.
Someday.
>>43434420
Make it good this time please. No loli shit.
>>43434420
There's no saving it, it involves the JSDF.
Best just start from scratch, just like other novel that has the same exact idea whose name I can't remember because it's Japshit, but it involved Dragons vs Planes.
>>43434072
What about Bokurano?
>>43434433
Not a single one. But monster races yes. The portal is in the us but the us isn't allowed to allow ONLY THEIR MILITARY MONOPOLIZE THE FIRST CONFIRMED UNDENIABLE ACCESS TO ANOTHER WORLD AND RACES.
NASA gets sent in first, then the military, then civilians with intense UN oversight. Not that the UN is capable but trying to hog the new world and informing no one of what's going on would result in international and domestic backlash that has never been seen before. How does religion cope? What's the standard for establishing commerce? Are there potatoes over there? Most electronics get fried going through the portals so air superiority is gone and it's back to radios.
Etc etc Etc
I have a google doc of over 1200 questions branching off of like 6 core questions. I felt the book would kind if write itself by answering those questions.
>>43430764
>Citizen militia hold off initial waves of Orcs until military arrives to push them back. Tens of thousands of orcs are taken as prisoner.
>Every portal is surrounded by a base ready to vaporize anything that comes through.
>Expeditions are made, with minimal casualties, but each one is hyped up to hell in the media
>U.S Soldier torn apart and eaten!
>Canadian trooper strangled and gang raped!
>Support for an offensive is built up.
>International force goes through portals, clearing out Orc encampments and setting up forward bases. Each portal is given responsibility by a single nation.
And I think you know where it goes from there.
>>43434457
Kinda what he's planning.
>>43434557
Like those American reboots of Japanese anime...only this time it sounds like an improvement.
>>43434557
Now this sounds interesting. Gonna post this to Google docs or actually legit publish it? If the latter, when?
>>43434567
>implying we would share with fucking anybody in the current world set up.
>>43434618
Sorry to say, but who knows? I got college classes, I have a job I'm loving, and I have military commitments every month. And I'm married.
It's there but it's not an active project. Slowly over time is where I'm going. Several months ago I posted an enchanting magic system that I made for the story that I ended up using for dnd. I have the system at home, I'll post it again when I am back there from classes.
>>43434671
Of course not, but there'd probably be some arm twisting to get a 'Coalition', which is just handing off portals with known 'problems' to nations that stamped their feet until the U.S gave in.
>>43434618
Sorry to answer your question I will absolutely publish it. I feel it will be different enough that I won't get in trouble. But I plan to mention /tg/ and r/worldbuilding as sources of inspiration.
>>43434756
Let them stomp there feet, American depending on the person in office won't deal or handle with there bullshit HERE or allow another nations troops into our land and into a boarder. Besides until we can master the portal magic/tech/w.e. What nation would risk them supplies lines?
>>43434557
>Are there potatoes?
You cheeky bastard
>>43434831
>American depending on the person in office won't deal or handle with there bullshit HERE or allow another nations troops into our land and into a boarder.
Friend of mine was part of a boyscout group on a trip to Boston. The troop leaders were listed as active duty Canadian military so they were pulled over 3 hours inside the US and escorted back to the border.
>>43432939
Sounds like some typical New York bullshit to me.
So what based states can you own a halbred in?
>>43433146
>Also most soldiers won't turn on Civilians,
I never understood this argument. Surely the wealth of tyrants and dictators throughout human history has made it obvious that many soldiers wouldn't actually have a problem with turning on their own countrymen? Or am I supposed to believe that Americans are special?
>>43434671
>implying we would share with fucking anybody in the current world set up.
You're right. Those portals need liberating, and Canada isn't up for the task.
>>43434875
Kek
>>43435114
Because most of OUR military dones't like the fucking assholes in office.
>>43435137
I heard there was even some oil on the other side.
>>43433054
So I can take my pitchfork everwhere? What about my blowtorch?
>>43435137
By the look of this picture parts of Canada have already been annexed.
>remove syrup
>>43435114
Yes, that. And that no internal rivalries between states will be played upon, no bonuses offered and that troops will be asked to fight against "their friends and neighbours" instead of people across the country
>>43435114
Don't worry, our military is at the point where we are just itching for a Caesar to come and ruin everything for everyone.
Americans who say otherwise forgot why we originally didn't consider a peacetime standing military to be a thing.
>>43433425
>oh shit it's this same fucking joke again time to fucking laugh again oh fucking boy.
>Orcs = Niggers is so fucking funny it's like I can't come up with something original
seriously dude your post really can only apply to the people commenting about /pol/
>>43435173
>Oil
>>43434394
Yeah, an open civil war in the USA is going to be a fucking hellish affair because we've proven to be incapable of dealing with asymmetric warfare. That's not even getting to the fact that militias are probably going to target whichever groups they blame for the country's problems in their RaHoWas rather than fight actual soldiers. And the breakdown of Armed Forces is totally possible. Marines are v. conservative, the Air Force is stuffed with Evangelical Christians, the Army is neutral and the Navy is pretty liberal.
>>43435301
>Yelling 'Praise the Lord!' as Air Force carpet bombs Orc camps.
>>43435177
Neither your pitchfork nor your blowtorch would be considered weapons suitable for a militia, thus they would not enjoy 2a protection.
>>43436019
But they are in my household. What -does- qualify? That's an interpretation of the amendment I've never heard before.
>>43430764
There was already two doujins about this. http://exhentai.org/g/733119/7e231d55b6/
>>43435114
Our hardcore military types tend to be fiercely independent and conservative. The way our political system is largely separated from the military (DOD and Beltway Bandits aside) tends to mean that only the upper echelons of the service really are willing to collaborate in the event of SHTF. The rest would place family and home state over government, as a general rule.
>>43433146
>Also most soldiers won't turn on Civilians
If anyone points a gun on a member of the armed forces, they cease to be a civilian and become an enemy combatant.
In this little scenario, you're talking about Americans rising up as an armed force to try to overthrow the government. That is, rebel and try to assault a military facility.
If they do that, most of armed forces personnel aren't going to have any qualms about shooting back at the assholes shooting them.
They're not going to defect en masse to a bunch a rebel scum.
>>43435114
Most tyrants and dictators throughout history didn't have a voluntary army.
>>43435301
Most of the army guys I know are moderate Christian but typically constitutionalists.
>>43435301
This desu senpai; America does great when fighting other nation states and professional armies, we're shit at fighting civvies with guns and NOT blowing everything up.
>>43435301
I was in the Navy for six years, and I can tell you that it is only liberal when compared to the Marines. Almost all military personnel are conservative when compared to the average civilian. There are outliers however.
Thank god my patch of GWN is devoid of orcs.
We don't have enough guns to deal with that.
>>43430764
grizzly bears, amirite?
>>43431235
>>43435053
California for one.
I hope.I have 3.
>>43437987
Pretty sure Cali only cares about guns.I got a pair of Thai swords in my trunk. Only had to use them once
>>43433044
>The spear head on the end unscrews, which means you can hide it
>unscrews
What kind of shitty fucking Knife Show halberd have you been using?
>>43433054
>>43436019
What about a Spontoon?
>Canadians and Americans fight back
>Armed forces destroy orc incursions
>Press the fight into the orc homeland
>Realize the untouched bountiful world available on the otherside of the portals
>Americans and Canadians mass migrate
>Build fortresses around every portal on the Orc home world
>leave other pleb nations to sort shit out on the earth themselves
>Deny entry to Neo Norameria to anyone.
Finally a planet where we don't have to deal with the rest of the worlds bullshit.
>>43438784
...I can see this happening.
Reignite the age of Imperialism. Cold War between the U.S and Canada to see who can conquer more land faster.
>>43430806
I feel like 90% of the people who read this comment misinterpreted it/found it funny for the wrong reason.
>>43432939
>in the State of New York, it is illegal for you to buy a Halberd because it is legally counted as a concealed deadly weapon
I live in New York and bought a halberd at a flea market in Utica. You're either full of shit or are talking about those bullshit NYC weapons laws that don't actually apply to the rest of the state.
>>43431235
Bumping for more Green Acordia treaty
>>43431235
>>43430764
What kind of orcs, faggot?
Are they way behind us in tech, or comparable? Do they have any magic?
Can they be bargained with, or do they just want to WAAAAAGH everything?
How biologically similar are they to humans? Do we take foreign diseases into account?
There's only one answer anyone can give without lying.
>>43439659
Maybe alternate reality humans where gravity is 1.5 earth normal, but never progressed past the Iron age?
>>43434557
Sounds like Salvation War, but /tg/ instead of Christianity.
>>43434457
The one by the dude who did Hellsing, right?
>>43439963
>>43433425
>P-p-people don't like this half-assed post about orcs being like nigers. Th-They're probably femenazi kikes!
Literally the worst.
>>43430764
The orcs avoid Detroit as even Greenskins wouldn't put themselves in that much danger.
>>43432285
>giving your best tricks away too early
There's no point when you can keep revealing a new weapon far more deadly than the last and keep them in fear of your seemingly infinite power.
Start with a drone strike on a military base, then a missile, then carpet bombing, then napalm. Let the word spread about each attack, let rumors and superstitions build.
>>43439406
But anon, New York State politics is absolutely dominated by the millions of people on the island of Manhattan and the other 4 boroughs.
Never mind that anywhere that isn't NYC, White Plains, or Albany tends to be fairly conservative. The State is solidly Blue due to NYC.
>>43432489
Double the Stabillity
>>43430806
It's funny because humans would be the most violent one.
>All these idiots not getting the joke
>>43432159
>i am incapable of discerning sarcasm and cannot laugh at the irony of social commentary
Low test brain
>>43445898
human is a species dumbass. Stop trying to make the joke PC. It isn't, and it shouldn't be because it's fucking hilarious as it is.
>>43432939
>I'm not saying that we should have some kind of constitutional right to polearms
Why not?
>>43438866
Honestly, Canada barely enforces its control over the land it already holds (notably the Arctic), so it'd have to act quickly and decisively if it wanted to get anything more than scraps.
>>43446081
well... so are orcs
>>43446340
A barren wasteland with not much else going for it who would willingly defend that
>>43450415
Russia would like to talk to you...
>>43450626
They can try, the last time they had a battle in a winter wonderland they fought to a stalemate against Finland. Also it'd be impossible to keep any base supplied in that region.
>>43450415
>A barren wasteland with untapped mineral wealth the local orcs are too primitive to harvest
>>43446081
I mean I hear "the human race" or "the aryan race" a hell of a lot more than "the nigger race" or "the black race". So I guess that means humans on the whole (or just aryans take your pick) are more violent than orks. Yay humor?
>>43433044
>So if you can bullshit your way through the door carrying a 10 foot pole with an axe on the end
Never underestimate a min-maxed Bluff build.
>>43430764
Rise in average iq.
Sensible politics
Less warmongering
No sjw and mra idiots.
>>43460512
10/10 would have orcs in USA
