The trap building rules in D&d have a glitch (or feature) which enable the crafting of the "wish trap."
What things would you wish for if you could wish once per round?
>>43068830
More Wishes.
For OP to die.
>>43068867
Wish Granted
>Otto Schmidt, a local hotdog vendor dies
does the sword also have a unlimited wish lamp? Maybe the sword wished for a neck to cut
>>43068976
Please never post furshit on this board again.
>>43069126
>not having a good laff
I wish you didn't take yourself so seriously
>>43069145
>I wish you didn't take yourself so seriously
Fur heresy isn't funny.
>>43068830
By what shenanigans is this possible?
>>43070573
In 3.5 you can build a spell into a trap by paying 50x it's material and XP cost. For a wish this would be extraordinarily expensive, but once it's done you get more then 50 wishes out of it so it breaks even.
You can further cut costs by using things like liquid pain and ritual sacrifice to generate arbitrarily high amounts of 'virtual' gold and xp that can only be spent on crafted items, at the cost of making them slightly evil.
Once it's done you just set your 'trap' to be 'set off' by say pulling a lever and then BAM! Pull lever, receive Wish. Repeat a few dozen times to make a boat load of cash. Teleport anywhere. Change reality. A lot you can do with that kind of power.
>I wish this trap would not work for anyone else other than me.
>I wish that this trap would be disintegrated upon my death.