>>42980731
>[]see how bad your eye is
>[] Try Message one of your friends

>>42980731
>[] Open settings
>[] Try Message one of your friends

>>42980731
>[]see how bad your eye is
>[] Open settings
>[] Look around

>>42980731
[]see how bad your eye is
[] Try Message one of your friends
[] Open settings

>>42980731
>[]see how bad your eye is
>[] Try Message one of your friends

>>42980731
>[]see how bad your eye is
>[] Open settings

>>42980731
>[]see how bad your eye is
>[] Try Message one of your friends

>>42980731
>[]see how bad your eye is
>[] Try Message one of your friends
>[] Open settings

>>42980731
>[] Open settings
>[] See how bad your eye is
>[] Try Message one of your friends
>[] Look around

>>42980731
>no blanket, chain, desk or computer
>chain
Wait, what?

>>42980731
>[]see how bad your eye is
>[] Open settings
>[] Look around

>>42980731
>Realise that you can apparently fall asleep whislt playing, that's a super neat feature you weren't aware of!
>Get back to business with murderhoboing

I just think it would be funny if the MCs ignorance of VR games just makes her think everything's nromal

>>42980891
>being this new to HMs quests
Typoed chair.

>>42980939
I don't know how other people dream but it should be immediately obvious that shit is wrong.

>>42980970
Maybe I'm just not noticing the difference in reality between then and now then.

>>42980958
>being this new to HMs quests
Its not like its impossible there is something weird going on with her. We still don't know what her RL problem was.

>>42980958
Never hurts making sure.
It could have meant chain.

>>42980987
I mean missing an eye is something that hints that things are not normal.

>>42981020
We had that when we'd just logged in normally too though, Weird face tingle when we poked it and all

>>42981032
But we could see through it.

>>42981032
Yeah but we could see through it.

>>42981032
Yeah, the odd distance now though is that we can't see through it, which we were able to before.

But...my eye, I wince as I hold my hand over the bandages covering it, a feeling of dread washing over me, shaking me to the core as my hands shakes along to it's phantom tune. I take a deep breath, kind of regret making Krovachi only have a single eye now. But I need to see how bad it is, even though I know it's just going to make things worse.

I grab the bandages, tugging them harshly, loosening them as I frantically tear at them, my heart and breath in sync now.

I wince as the cold air brushes against it, sending a buring ripple through my senses as I run my hand over it, feeling it tingle even though I'm not even touching it. I need a mirror or...something reflective. I grab my sword, pulling it out of it's sheath and holding it in front of myself.

I bite my tongue, whimpering as I see what happened to my chara..my eye, three claws marks run across it, stopping just at my cheek. Dried blood cakes the shut eye lid as my sword shakes in my unsteady hand.

I close my other eye as I jam my sword back into it's sheath. it hurts, and it's so disgusting...where did I even get the scars from...I put a hand to my forehead, trying to open the settings, maybe I changed them when I was asleep?...oh I know what's going on, but I really hope I just passed out somehow.

Nothing, just a memory of pain and smoke, that isn't mine. I groan, putting my hand on the ground to help myself stand up. I lean my back against the wall, wrapping my eye back up as quickly and tightly as I can, a loose bandage blowing on the wind as I tie it shut, wouldn't want to scar or make make any one sick with it.

Okay...I'm still in the game...but I can't access the realism settings or see out of my left eye...fuck.

I shake my head, okay there has to be something that can explain this right...er maybe Bailey, Sam or Lawrence knows what's going on right? right? please.

I put my hand to the side of my head and instantly feel a chill run through my arm bone to my skull
cont

>>42981055
>Distance
How the hell did i mess that up

>>42981047
>>42981050
>>42981055
Whoops, apparently I got too distracted whilst reading that update

Mani hope HM let's us get a magic eye or somehow make this not a problem otherwise he kinda fucked us over, I mean really? You could have stated that this would have happened if we created the character this way.

>>42981073
blue sparks fill my vision making me blink and sway clumsily around as three names appear in front of me...or on my eyes.

PooraPoora. Fine,
Samson Dracul. Fine,
Miss lucy. in distress, nearby

Okaaay that's not like the old menu at

"HEY" A voice shouts, nearly making me drive my fingers into my missing eye in surprise "Whatya doing back there, you know we have an inn right? I mean look atcha, you're paler than fog, you feeling...all right?"

I turn and see a woman dressed in a dirt stained blue dress, looking at me like she's seeing the grim fucking reaper himself.

What do you do?
[] smile and try to talk to her
[] run off
[] Try to see if you can find Lawrence...oh fuck the idiot made a female character
[] Cower
[] ask her where you are
[] try to show you aren't a threat
[] write in

Also I'll be testing a new system for this quest, mostly uses 1d100s, but uses 1d20s for some skills, spells, tests and such

>>42981177
Two story posts and someone is already crying. Piss off

>>42981189
>[] Try to see if you can find Lawrence...oh fuck the idiot made a female character

>>42981177
Dude what did you expect to happen?

>>42981189
>[] Try to see if you can find Lawrence...oh fuck the idiot made a female character

>>42981189
>[] Try to see if you can find Lawrence...oh fuck the idiot made a female character


>>42981177
>otherwise he kinda fucked us over
OH GOD A MEANINGLESS COSMETIC FEATURE
HOW DARE HE

Jesus christ what a retarded whiny fuck you are.

>>42981189
>[] Try to see if you can find Lawrence...oh fuck the idiot made a female character
Who cares about the NPCs right now.
>>42981177
You didn't expect creating a character with one eye would make it have one eye after it becomes real? It's not really a big deal anyways.

>>42981189
>[] smile and try to talk to her
>[] ask her where you are

>>42981177
>vote for having only one eye in a quest where the premise is having the game become reality
>crying about only having one eye

>>42981189
>[] Try to see if you can find Lawrence...oh fuck the idiot made a female character

>>42981189
>[] ask her where you are
>[] Try to see if you can find Lawrence...oh fuck the idiot made a female character

>>42981189
>[] Try to see if you can find Lawrence...oh fuck the idiot made a female character
>[] ask her where you are

>>42981177
I thought the side effect would have been obvious. It's not like we're Raiden with a techno-magic bandage that acts like a eye because.

>>42981227
>MEANINGLESS COSMETIC FEATURE
We have a permanent blindside and weakness now you fucktard, Good luck trying to hit shit with shit peripheral vision.

>>42981177
..Its literally CALLED trapped in the data and you didn't expect us to get...trapped in the virtual world?

>>42981189
>[] smile
>[] Try to see if you can find Lawrence...oh fuck the idiot made a female character

>>42981189
>[] ask her where you are
>[] try to show you aren't a threat
>[] Try to see if you can find Lawrence...oh fuck the idiot made a female character

>>42981260
I didn't expect us to get fucked over by that cosmetic feature when he said we could see through it.

>>42981255
Maybe you should have thought about that before you voted for it then.

>>42981255
Not sure if trolling or just autistic.

>>42981284
Calm down, its not like we lost anything big, like our legs or something.
Sorry HM, I just couldn't resist.

>>42981255
Why are you being so goddamn paranoid? HM hasn't even said any negative stat things for it so there's mostly just fluff anyways. And we don't need a perfect character without any flaws anyways.

>>42981308
.....Try fighting with one eye permanently closed, See how easy it is, Hint it isn't.

>>42981321
Its almost as if I'm not a character in a story about someone trapped in a virtual world with superpowers and magic!

>>42981321
It's a game, not realism simulator 3000, HM wouldn't let us pick to only have one eye if it gave us -1 to all stats or something.

>>42981321
Good thing we can literally bring ourselves back from the dead. Plus we can still digivolve into something with two eyes later.

>>42981338
Except it isn't a game anymore idiot, It's real now.

>>42981321
I highly doubt that HM would screw us over like that. We probably will have some sort of sixth sense when it comes to things in our blind side.

>>42981343
And yet we still have HP, stats and skills. Sure the game is real now, but the game reality isn't the same as real reality

I tilt my head as she slowly backs away, grabbing the front of her skirt as she runs off. I shake my head, that was probably an npc, judging from how she spoke and acted right then. In distress...that kind of worries me, I mean I nearly became cat food, so who know's what's happening to poor lawrence right now? Ooh wait...oh fuck that's right, he made a female character didn't he.

I sigh, slapping the side of my head as I giggle, well at least he's in a worse position than me right now, oh that's kind of like a cruel joke isn't it.

I walk out of the alley, as some people dressed like farmers and peasants walk mill around, stopping to occasionally look at some one waking up against house, in the street, or other weird places.

Hmm, I better try and find him before he gets into trouble or worse.

What do you do?
[] check the inn
[] LAWRENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[] Use my friends list
[] ask if any one has seen an arcane elf crying about losing something
[] Check the building that smells good
[] Try to act natural
[] turn on some music
[] write in

Note: the eye is fluff mostly, doesn't add any real negatives

>>42981368
>[] LAWRENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42981368
>[] LAWRENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>[] Use my friends list
>[] ask if any one has seen an arcane elf crying about losing something

>>42981368
>[] LAWRENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>[] ask if any one has seen an arcane elf crying about losing something

>>42981368
>[] LAWRENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>[] ask if any one has seen an arcane elf crying about losing something

>>42981368
>Note: the eye is fluff mostly, doesn't add any real negatives
Would have been GREAT if you stated that earlier HM.
>[] LAWRENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42981368
>[] LAWRENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>[] ask if any one has seen an arcane elf crying about losing something
>[] turn on some music

>>42981368
>[] Use my friends list
>[] LAWRENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>[] ask if any one has seen an arcane elf crying about losing something

>>42981368
>[] Use my friends list
>[] ask if any one has seen an arcane elf crying about losing something

>>42981423
It's not like he stated that it would in any way, it was just an anon that was super paranoid.

>>42981368
>[] LAWRENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>[] Use my friends list

>>42981423
>Would have been GREAT if you stated that earlier HM.
Oh shut up already, your tears are making the thread soggy

>>42981368
[] LAWRENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[] Use my friends list
[] ask if any one has seen an arcane elf crying about losing something

I take a deep breath, the taste of smoke and the feeling of cold dancing upon my tongue as I look around street, this place is a bit bigger than the last time I saw it, like it grew when I was out cold or something.

I don't even know what "Miss Lucy" even looks like, besides a pretty good idea of what Lawrence usually goes for. Hell I don't know where he..she..he even is...I just hope it isn't face down crying, he may annoy the hell out of me, but he's still my friend.

God with that though I can't just waste time looking around, I got be aggressive and find him as soon as possible.

I cup my hands around my mouth, take a deep breath and shout.

"LAWREENCE!!"

Some of the other players in the street wake up as some of the townsfolk jolt and stare at me angrily.

"OI, IT"S THE MIDDLE OF MORNING, GO SHOUT AT A DEVIL CAT OR SOMETHING BY THE SEVENS'S JUDGEMENT GIRL!!!" "an angry voice shouts as I dodge out of the way of some steaming soup tossed out of nearby window.

"Hey, I'm looking for a friend of mine" I sigh, already annoyed as i look up to see an old man glaring at me from his window sill "A...arcane elf? she should be crying about losing something, hopefully at least"

"Who in the blighters fuck names their daughter lawrence...is he one of them..er what's the word..cross dressers?" The old man asks picking around in his ear, flicking his fingers "Also are you after her soul or something, what the scourge are you anyways?

"I don't think so and..it's a bit of a long story" I sigh putting hand to my forhead as the man stands back up away from his window "and I don't know for sure to tell you the truth"

"Miss lucy location, Cideton inn"

I smile and look up, seeing a dingy, rickety looking building painted in a fade red color, an apple shaped sign swinging from it's door. I think that's what I'm looking for. I hear the window slam shut as I walk towards the double door and push them open.

Oh wow this place is packed, mostly with drunkards
cont

>>42981643
>He was RPing Goldshire style
Calling it now.

>>42981643
laying passed out ontop of tables made out barrels with planks nailed to the top of them, there's a counter where a fat man stands, looking up at a Minotaur wearily as I nearly get crushed by how depressive the air is around here.

I nearly turn and walk away when I hear a soft sobbing, with a vaguely British accent. I look up and see in the far corner, a woman with short blonde hair, staring a mug far to big for herself with green blood shot eyes, wearing a robe made out of furs and such. The light from the dirt and dust smeared window behind her flows over her like a blanket of light.

I walk over to her, careful to not bump into the ten tables of drunk assholes around me


I slam my hand on the table, making her jolt and squeak in surprise, covering her face, which is slightly red with blush.

"Lawrence?" i ask hopefully

A second later, I have a face full of elf tits in my face as she scrambles across the table and pulls me into a hug, crying happily

"Get off" I giggle as I gently push my unfortunate friend away as sh..he wipes tears from he..his freckled cheek "not really in the mood right now, sorry"

"Katie?" She says softly, like she's trying to hide her voice "that's you right, please say it is"

"Of course, why else would I know your name?' I ask

"I don't know, another way of life pissing on me" She whimpers as she slides back into her chair, resting her head on the table "Also what happened to your"

"Thought it looked cool" I say shrugging as I sit next to her, patting her gently on the shoulder

"Of course you did" She giggles, before stopping herself, grabbing her mug again.

what do you do?
[]try to cheer him up
[] Mock him
[] Tease him
[] order something
[] ask what the fuck is going on
[] show him your eye
[] okay, we need a plan of somekind
[] write in

>>42981833
[]try to cheer him up
[] ask what the fuck is going on
[] show him your eye
[] okay, we need a plan of somekind

>>42981833
>[] Mock him

>>42981833
>[] Tease him
>[] order something
>[] ask what the fuck is going on

>>42981833
>[]try to cheer him up
>[] ask what the fuck is going on
>[] okay, we need a plan of somekind

>>42981833
>[]try to cheer him up
>[] Tease him
>[] ask what the fuck is going on
>[] show him your eye

>>42981833
Being turned into a girl is legit pretty harsh. All those new organs.

>>42981833
>[] Tease him
and or
>[] Mock him
I mean come on, it is kind of fun how karma struck him.
>[] ask what the fuck is going on
>[] show him your eye

>>42981833
>[] Tease him
>[] order something
>[] ask what the fuck is going on

>>42981833
>[] ask what the fuck is going on
>[] show him your eye

>>42981833
>[] Mock him
>[]try to cheer him up
>[] ask what the fuck is going on
>] show him your eye
>] okay, we need a plan of somekind

>>42981872
Honestly I think I'd just roll with it without a care

>>42981875
Your dick disappearing is not fun. Not fun at all.
>>42981900
You say that until you realize how different the bodies really are.

>>42981833
>[] Mock him
>[] Tease him
>[] order something
>[] ask what the fuck is going on
>[] show him your eye

>>42981935
>You say that until you realize how different the bodies really are
And so I will say it for the rest of my life, since it won't ever happen.
I'm sure you've got firsthand experience of being magically changed gender though haven't you?

>>42981935
>Your dick disappearing is not fun. Not fun at all.
Sure, but he kind of had it coming, creating a female character just for it's appearance and now he has to live with it.

>>42981981
No I just thought about what it would be like to have a hole where my dick used to be for five seconds.

>>42982004
Its still pretty fucking harsh.

>>42981833
>[]try to cheer him up
>[] ask what the fuck is going on
>[] show him your eye
>[] okay, we need a plan of somekind

>>42982007
>being this attached to your corporeal form
What a faggot

>>42982034
I suppose.

>>42981833
>[] Tease him
>[] Mock him
>[]try to cheer him up
>[] show him your eye

>>42982042
The different chemical ballance would fuck with your mind as well.

>>42982151
You're probably thinking waaay too much into this considering it's only possible with magic anyways, which means it could even be without any problems.

I lean against her, smiling as he looks up at me with his sleepless eyes, lines of tears running down her cheeks as she rubs her..his cheeks with his sleeve, not seeming to notice that she's giving a nice view to anyone who walks by.

"Oh Cheer up" I say smiling as she sits up and starts chugging her drink, the sweet smelling drink flowing down her cheeks "I mean it's not so bad when you think about it, I mean unlike me, you still have all your parts"

"Except one" She growls, slamming her mug on the table "except for one, you wouldn't understand, you never had one, it's like a friend died in my arms"

"Yeah I probably can't understand to be honest" I sigh, shrugging as I undo the wrappings around my eyes just enough so Lawrence can see it "but hey, at least you're alright, best we could hope for"

"I guess" he says, hiccuping , her body shaking as he does.

"You guess so, what's with that crap" I chuckle ruffling his hair "look on the bright side for once, Lawrence,"

"Oh really what's the bright side of this?" She asks angrily

"Well one, you're kind of cute ,two always wanted a sister, but you will do I guess" I say counting off my bandaged hand, as the looser ends flow around "third, you still have both fucking eyes, and fourth, I don't know to be honest, but it's there I'm sure"

"And how is any of that supposed to cheer me up" She says smirking as she sits up straight, stretching "though you are right about the first one at least, and I should be glad you were the one to find me first, eeergh"


"Yeah you should be, imagine what Bailey would do" I say giggling "or sam for that matter, also why were you playing a girl in the first place anyyways'

"I wanted to look at tits and ass" she/he says smiling proudly "nice, elven tits and ass, not have elven tits and ass"

I squint up at him and cackle with an impish grin.

"The game was first person only" I say in a sing song voice rocking back in forth "Liaaar"
cont

>>42982151
>Whoa so crazy chemicals fucking with your mind maaan!
Not like I haven't experienced that before.

>>42982171
I am a scientist. One of the potential problems for future head transplants is the other persons bodies chemicals might make the head go insane. Changing gender would probably have as similar effect.
>>42982188
24/7? That gets worse once a month?

>>42982231
>One of the potential problems for future head transplants is the other persons bodies chemicals might make the head go insane. Changing gender would probably have as similar effect.
That is because you're seeing it from a scientific standpoint when it's really more of a "magical" standpoint which means anything from it being done in a super detailed explained way about how the magic changes everything in different ways, to simply "It's magic, you're a girl now" with appearance being the only change.

>>42982231
>I am a scientist.
[citation needed]

>24/7? That gets worse once a month?
The way you phrase that almost makes it seem like you think the days off stack indefinitely.
And yes, I have suffered with depression for more than 24 hours thank you very much.

Does your scientific mind comprehend the fact that not everyone thinks like you do? That what some people hold vitally important is trivial to others?

>>42982174
"Be quite you little imp" He chuckles as he softly slaps me on the back of my head, as she tries to hold her chest down "I mean this was supposed to be my alt, I swear"

"Suuure it was" I say giggling as I kick my legs back and forth under the "table' "So any idea what the fuck is going on"

"Well, I have a hole between my legs instead of a mighty rod" She says holding a hand to her chest "My voice is all weird, and I'm getting drunk"

"Yeah right, pretty that isn't what mighty means" I say sticking my tongue out

"Really, pulling small dick jokes now" She sighs

"Hey, better than what Sam would've done" I say shrugging "I mean he would've started the second he saw you and not stop, but I mean why we're here still and barely anything seems to work like it should"

"Yeah, the small mercies of life I guess" he says smiling "Eh as far as I can tell, we're in Da'ta the world, as our characters for some goddamn reason"

"Well I could tell that much, Miss lucy" I say teasingly poking his cheek "but why are we here?"

"HELL if I know" He sighs with a shrug, before wrapping an arm around my neck and pulling me closer"but I do have a plan"

"Oh and what's that?"I ask leaning right up against him

"See, there's a small little tiny dungeon around here, with an item that lets you customize your appearance in it" He says smiling "So, we go and get it, and then make a plan when I am back to normal"

What do you do?
[]Alright, lets go, need to level up anyways if i still can
[] slap her..him
[] Does it let you change your gender or race as well?
[] I was hoping for an idea of what we do to stay alive, idiot
[] mess with her
[] no
[] get breakfast
[] write in

>>42982259
Apart from his dick not being there anymore. And his organs being rearranged.
>>42982289
How would you like to be chemically depressed with a totally new set of chemicals and have periods on top of that?

>>42982325
>[]Alright, lets go, need to level up anyways if i still can

>>42982325
>DO YOU THINK I COULD GET BACK MY EYE WITH THAT?
>Oh... wait of course, you just wanna be male again...

>>42982325
>[]Alright, lets go, need to level up anyways if i still can

>>42982325
>[] Does it let you change your gender or race as well?

>>42982325
>[] I was hoping for an idea of what we do to stay alive, idiot
>[] get breakfast
>[] Does it let you change your gender or race as well?

>>42982325
>[] Does it let you change your gender or race as well?

>>42982325
>[] mess with her
>Why not try being a female for a bit and see how you like it? might give you some perspective in the world.
>[]Alright, lets go, need to level up anyways if i still can


>Does it let you change your gender or race as well?
Please don't vote for this, we've already had enough shit-storm in the character creation if the answer is yes.

>>42982325
>[] slap her..him
>You think it might be able to help people with, I dunno, MISSSING THEIR FUCKING EYE
>[]Alright, lets go, need to level up anyways if i still can

>>42982355
Women seem to manage for their entire life, I'm sure it wouldn't be an issue. If you're really fussed you could of course just stay on the pill forever.

And what's to say that the previous depression would even remain if your brain chemistry changed? You make a lot of dumbass assumptions for a 'scientist' working on headtransplants.

>>42982325
>[] Does it let you change your gender or race as well?
>[] mess with her
>Why not try being a female for a bit and see how you like it? might give you some perspective in the world.
>[]Alright, lets go, need to level up anyways if i still can

>>42982503
Women are women their whole lives and all the ones I talked to say periods suck ass.
And I dont have anything to do with head transplants, I study drugs mostly. The Head transplant stuff was just something i thought was cool.

>>42982325
>Unsubtly remind him about your missing eye
>[]Alright, lets go, need to level up anyways if i still can

>>42982570
>women
>ever not complaining about the littlest thing

>>42982629
>bleeding out your dick substitute regularly
>little

"Wait,does it only change your appearance?' I ask, grabbing an apple a woman sets on the table before she scurries off as quick as her legs can carry her. I take a bite out of it, chewing as Lawrence's eyes go wide with worry.

"Or can it let you change you're gender and race as well?" I ask as I swallow my bite of apple

"Well it should why would they put an item like that in here if it couldn't?" He says angry, standing up ad slamming his hand on the table, making her tits quiver from the vibrations.

"I hope for you sake it does" I say standing up, biting into the apple again "I mean it's not like one of us is MISSING A FUCKING EYE"

"Look, I bet Bailey has a truck load of them" He sighs, putting his hand on his hips "So we fix me first and then we can see about the eye"

"Fix" I laugh as I follow her through the maze of tables "What's there to fix, I mean there's nothing wrong with you right now really, I mean who knows, you might end up liking it, or see the world in a whole new way, it's at least better than seeing just half of it"


"because I don't want to like it" she whimpers, puckering her lips like a child "and you can fix that easily with...oh right you're playing tainted"

"Fine, Fine" I say shaking my head "What would we be up against anyways?"

"At most ten hiver larva" He says rubbing her chin as we walk down the street, getting quite a few stares "hopefully, but it shouldn't be hard at all with the two of us"

"And I might level up, if we still can" I say smiling "So where is it anyways?"

"Yeah, I probably would to" He says as a happy smile spread across his freckled cheeks "And the orchard, come on it's literally right outside of town"

What do you do?
[] Go to the mini dungeon
[] We should act like our characters in front of npcs, so they don't get suspicious
[] this place isn't so bad actually
[] see if anyone else wants to come
[] tease him
[] This is going to be easy, don't worry friend
[] write in

>>42982679
>rephrasing natural body functions to make them sound dangerous and horrible
>oozing slime from your nostrils
>leaking a foul smelling liquid from your genitals several times a day
>forcing bacteria riddled mush chunks from a fleshy passage on a daily basis

>>42982722
>[] Go to the mini dungeon
>[] We should act like our characters in front of npcs, so they don't get suspicious

>>42982722
>[] Go to the mini dungeon
>[] tease him

>>42982731
Dude they literally bleed from their genitals. I didn't rephrase shit.

>>42982722
>[] Go to the mini dungeon
>[] this place isn't so bad actually

>>42982722
[] Go to the mini dungeon
[] tease him
[] This is going to be easy, don't worry friend

>>42982791
Well you said dick. Last I checked women don't have one of those.

>>42982722
>[] Go to the mini dungeon
>[] tease him
>[] This is going to be easy, don't worry friend

>>42982722
>[] Go to the mini dungeon
>[] tease him

>>42982722
>[] see if anyone else wants to come

>>42982722
>[] Go to the mini dungeon

>>42982807
Dick substitute. Also some theorize the clitoris is some sort of devolved penis

>>42982722
>[] Go to the mini dungeon
>[] tease him
>[] This is going to be easy, don't worry friend

>>42982846
>Also some theorize the clitoris is some sort of devolved penis
There is nothing to theorize there, the clitoris IS what would become a penis if the right genes would be present.

>>42982907
That is horrifying and I wish I never knew.

>>42982929
Don't know whats horrifying about that?
The human body is female first of all before the genes of the Y chromosome make it develop male characteristics.. (In the simplest terms)

>>42982846
>implying I can be bothered to read the entirety of your posts

>>42982929
also, ovaries turn into testes in male fetuses.

>>42982965
I did actually know that. What is it that is really like humans in the fetal stage? it was something weird like a fish or something.

>>42981368
>Note: the eye is fluff mostly, doesn't add any real negatives
I still want to fix it.

>>42983013
Too bad I want to keep it.

>>42983013
I want to keep it, it adds flavor and eye-patches can look awesome.

>>42983013
I want to keep it, Piss off.

>>42983013
It's like you don't want to be Big Boss

>>42983034
>>42983054
>>42983059
Couldnt we just fix the eye and keep the eye patch?

>>42983013
Only way I want it to change is if we get some magic artifical eye.

>>42983074
No, Fuck off.

>>42983074
But then we can't scare people by showing off the hole in our head. And can never get some awesome magic-eye power or artifact.

>>42983081
I dont have a problem with having one eye but there is no in character reason not to fix it.

>>42983074
Because i can't see one good in character reason for limiting your sight for an accessory if we can see.
>>42983079
I'd still want to only have one eye. I mean if we conveniently find an "place this in your eye-socket and you get super-vision", sure, but i don't want to look for something like that.

>>42983101
You don't like it to bad, The majority does like it.

>immediately try and revoke the character negative that adds extra flavour to their reaction to being trapped in the game
As expected of /tg/

>>42983122
Only one faggot trying to do that.

>>42983101
Right now, maybe. Over time she will get used to it. And I heavily suspect there will be only one "change body" item there.

>>42983113
>ut i don't want to look for something like that
I'm not super invested in it, just like the idea.
A magic eyepatch would be just as good.

>>42983099
We scare people by standing nearby. And we can just scoop out the eye if we find an artificial one.
>>42983113
Because it does look cool.
>>42983114
Did I say I didnt like it? No. Did the character complain multiple times about being half blind? Yes.

"Oh good, so it isn't a long walk then?" I ask happily as we turn off the cobble stone road in the middle of the ground, towards a dirt path which is strangely abandoned, with a few barrels and carts laying in the center of it as a kind of hastily built blockade.

"That wasn't there before" He sighs, putting his hand on the scratched and chewed up cart as I walk around it "oh this is just all too weird, all of it"

"Well obviously they don't want people going in here" I say grinning widely as I pull my sword from it's sheath, holding it in front of me as I look around at the apple filled branches blowing in the wind above me "Kind of like you actually"

"Oh shut up" he says smirking "not like I'm going to have to worry about it for long anyways"

"Yeah" I say "this is going to be easy, kill some bugs, no reason to worry right friend?"

"Exactly" He says nodding, pulling her robe to cover herself as she shivers"anyways, just look for a giant ant hill looking thing, shouldn't be too far, but I wouldn't gamble on it"

"I can see why, everything is coming to life and it's all real and weird" I sigh shaking my head "well only kind of weird"

I look up and gasp in surprise and disgust as a smell of rotting meat flows over me, as I see a giant hole sticking out from under a tree, covered in torn and mangled flesh.

"No wonder they didn't want anyone here" I cough, covering my nose with my hand...smelling something good? no that's just blood "look at this place, eergh'

"Well uuuh, might first eh?" Lawrence says hiding behind me, pressing her chest against my back

What do you do?
[] Charge into the hole
[] Push him into it
[] Oh fuck you
[] Coward, fine follow me
[] *sigh* *turn on a song*
[] write in

>>42982679
I bleed from my dick regularly and it isn't that big of a deal.

>>42983150
>[] *sigh* *turn on a song*

>>42983150
>[] Oh fuck you
>[] Coward, fine follow me
>[] *sigh* *turn on a song*

>>42983143
>A magic eyepatch would be just as good.
Now that's an idea, an eye-patch that lets the wearer see through the eye it hides, even if it's normally non-functional.

>>42983150
>[] *sigh* *turn on a song*
>[] Coward, fine follow me

>>42983150
>[] *sigh* *turn on a song*
>[] Push him into it
>[] Charge into the hole

>>42983079
That was my point.

>>42983150
>[] Coward, fine follow me
>[] *sigh* *turn on a song*

>>42983150
>[] Charge into the hole

>>42983150
>[] *sigh* *turn on a song*
>[] Coward, fine follow me
>>42983174
You might wanna see a doctor about that anon.

>>42983150
[] Coward, fine follow me
[] *sigh* *turn on a song*

>>42983150
>cant you control animals or something? You'll be fine.
>>42983174
I think it might be dude. You should probably get that checked.

Our music if we use it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8K2arFe6-c
I vote this.

>>42983150
>[] Coward, fine follow me
>[] *sigh* *turn on a song*

>>42983150
>[] Coward, fine follow me
>[] *sigh* *turn on a song*

>>42983150
>[] Oh fuck you
>cant you control animals or something? You'll be fine.
>[] Coward, fine follow me
>[] *sigh* *turn on a song*

>>42983212
>>42983223
I did, not that big of a deal, it would heal if I just ignored it but that isn't happening so I just deal with the pain.

>>42983234
Sure, i can dig it, but i think HM usually finds good songs, or just doesn't specify exactly which song it is which means it's what everyone themselves thinks fits most.

>>42983273
Man, thats some hardcore masturbation right there.

>>42983303
Enh, I've been there before too.
It's never quite worth it enough, but at the time it feels like it will be

"Coward" I sigh as I squint at the hole surrounded and bathed in what looks like the body of some poor farmer...why am I not puking my guts out by just seeing it, even with the terrible smell that surrounds "Fine follow me then"

"Thank you, I swear I'll make it up to you" He says sadly as I take a step forward, holding my sword at my side as I put my foot in the blood soaked dirt.

I gag on the smell rising out of it, covering my mouth and nose as I put my hands on my ears, my headphones thankfully reapearing as I pray for a loud, blood boiling song to get me into the mood, and to distract me from Lawrence and this god awful smell.

Oh that's goood...real good. I smile as I walk down into the almost wet feeling hole in the ground, as I march to the song. I can't hear anything, but I swear as I brush a root out of the way, I hear skittering, making me shiver to my bones. All of the walls and floor are red and


Oh my god. I just stepped into a large room, that must be the main room of this place, because their are dead animals, mostly sheep, everywhere, as well as some goblins, and a single mirror in the center, laying on a kind of carved out rock table with a severed hand clutching it.

I take another step in and a second later, giant ant beetle things come crawling out of the shadows.

What do you do?
[] flurry of blows 1d100
[] Gutstab 1d100
[] Focus on one 1d100
[] Kick one 1d100
[] Try to run past them 1d20
[] write in

>>42983334
Fuck you it is always worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yIBp4CHKYA

>>42983402
Also if you're wondering why I didn't link a song, youtube isn't working for me, all I see is a black screen in place of the video

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42983402
>[] Gutstab 1d100

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>42983402
>[] Focus on one 1d100

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>42983402
>[] Gutstab 1d100

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>42983402
[] flurry of blows 1d100

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>42983402
>[] flurry of blows 1d100

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>42983402
>[] flurry of blows 1d100

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>42983402
>[] flurry of blows 1d100

>>42983453
>>42983455
>>42983457
>>42983464
wow even on a d100 out luck is shit

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>42983402
>[] Gutstab 1d100

>>42983470
>>42983492
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

>>42983492
>>42983470
Thank dice gods you two were late, because its roll high, right?

>>42983470
>>42983492
The actual fuck.
Its the 6th and 7th. But leave it to Hm quests to get double nat1 on a d100.

>>42983470
>>42983492
Oh wow.

>>42983470
>>42983492
Thank god you assholes are out of roll range, Never roll again.

>>42983470
>>42983492
I don't even...
Thank god those wouldn't count at least...
But i mean come on! Will the dice gods never leave us alone?

They quickly swarm around me, their shiny tree leaf green carapaces covered with blood and dirt. I swing at the nearest one as it rears up, my sword plinking off it's chest armor. I take a step back, as it slams into me, making stumble as I miss my next swing.

I stab wildly as it bites into my leg, drawing blood as a pure, blinding shock of pain runs through me as I leave a scar in it's carapace.

I raise my sword and jab it down into it's head with a shriek of pain as the music drowns out it's no doubt disgusting gurgles. I twist the blade around with a terrible noise, before I pull it out, the ant thing crawling at me pitifully as it's head twitches. Another starts coming from the right to try and tear, rearing it's head up as roots shoot down impaling it, and wrapping it into the ground

"Thanks Lu...Lawrence" I pant, as I hold my hand over bite on my leg as the others start to come for more of me

Health remaining 210
What do I do?
[] Cut the other ant open
[] Flurry of blows 1d100
[] gutstab 1d100
[] Try to cripple them 1d100
[] Fight defensively 1d100
[] Try to push one of them over 1d20 +str and speed
[] write in

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>42983625
>[] Try to cripple them 1d100

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>42983625
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>42983625
>[] Try to cripple them 1d100

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>42983625
>[] Try to cripple them 1d100

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>42983625
[] Try to cripple them 1d100

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>42983625
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100
This is probably best for this skill, multiple opponents that is.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>42983625
>[] Try to cripple them 1d100

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>42983625
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100

>>42983470
>>42983492
The RNG is fucked.

>>42983470
>>42983492

>>42983672
>>42983673
The dice gods takes and they give.

Are the d100s best of five or three?

>>42983709
Hm always uses BoT

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>42983625
>[] Try to cripple them 1d100

>>42983744
Actually, he always does best of 5

>>42983744
BoF you mean, he always uses best of five.

>>42983772
Fuck I'm tired, Yes i meant BoF.

I kick the one I just brained away, watching it flail around as one of it's brothers runs towards me, I swing my blade down at an angle, cutting it's legs off like so many little twigs, it falls to the ground with a thud as it tries to bite at me.

I step onto it, as roots wrap around it, crushing it as another tries to snip at my throat.

What do you do?
[] throw it off 1d20+str
[] gutstab 1d100
[] Headbutt 1d100
[] Hold it still 1d20+ str
[] write in

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>42983826
>[] Headbutt 1d100

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42983826
[] throw it off 1d20+str

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>42983826
>[] Headbutt 1d100

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>42983826
>[] Headbutt 1d100

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>42983826
>[] Headbutt 1d100

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>42983826
We have horns don't we?
>[] Headbutt 1d100

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>42983826
>[] Headbutt 1d100
>>42983850
You convinced me, it's headbutt time! Horn edition!

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>42983826
>[] Headbutt 1d100
>>42983850
WELL THEN! I HAVE JUUUST THE MUSIC FOR THIS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb3ZKAZJw0Q

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>42983826
>[] gutstab 1d100

>>42983850
Let's do this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6SSbZZwIP0

>>42983881
tiny tiny qt horns

I grab it's head with my free left hand, grinning like a maniac as my headphone's start to play a remix of a doom song. It's glowing blue eyes cast against me as it snaps it's mandibles together, acid or some other kind of disgusting goo flows out of its open mouth.

I pull my head back, slamming it into its "forehead" As I hear lawrence's new voice gasp as my skull and horns slam right between it's attenna.

I hear a thud, and pull my head back, slamming it forward again, much harder, again, and again until the things legs stop squriming and I can hear the snipping anymore. I open my eyes, seeing a great gaping hole on it's head, oozing a black almost purple liquid.

my blood flows down from my head in a trickle, as I toss the damn thing away. it smacks the ground with a thud, throwing up dust as I step forward to the next one, as two of them start to fight eachother, one's eyes glowing green now.

What do I do?
[] help the green 1d100
[] Flurry of strikes 1d100
[] gut stab 1d100
[] try to get the mirror 1d20 +dexand speed
[] LAWRENCE, can you work a little harder!
[] LUCY, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS!!
[] write in

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>42984024
>[] help the green 1d100
Pet get?
Can it evolve?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42984024
[] LAWRENCE, can you work a little harder!
[] try to get the mirror 1d20 +dexand speed

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>42984024
>[] help the green 1d100

>>42984024
>[] help the green 1d100
Having horns is useful.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>42984024
>[] LUCY, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS!!
Who's lucu again?
>[] help the green 1d100

>>42984024
also
Hp remain, 180
>>42983994
and I like this song

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>42984024
>[] help the green 1d100
>[] LUCY, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS!!

I really hope the item doesn't allow for gender change. It's gonna be so much fun bullying Lawrence.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>42984024
>[] help the green 1d100

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>42984024
>[] help the green 1d100

>>42984084
Agreed, it'd be sad to fix it so soon at least, before he gets more and more used to being female...

>>42984071
>Who's lucu again?
Lawrence characte name.

>>42984024
>[] Flurry of strikes 1d100
>[] LUCY, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS!!

>>42984106
Ah, thanks, i mostly chose it because it was us screaming anyways, but that works.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>42984024
>[] help the green 1d100
>[] LUCY, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS!!

>>42984104
How much you want to bet that it is a prank item

>>42984073
>and I like this song
Well if you want something similar "war themed" i can cautiously recommend this one too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj2vU2nr5Jw
Might not be to everyone's tastes, but i like it.

>>42984024
>[] LUCY, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS!!

>>42984178
disturbed, not bad.

>>42984145
Oh, god. That'd be great. Depending on how much this game we're trapped in has allowed customization, it could be a prank to be able to get it this easily.

>>42984267
Or maybe even a trap set by conniving players who want to prey on the unwary?

Oh that's probably Lawrence's magic doing something, awesome, I better keep the little guy alive for a little while to at least make things easier for me. I start to jog, leaping over the twitching ant beetle corpse with it's head smashed in, landing right next to it with a slight thud.

I grab the hilt of my sword in both hands, running forward as the normal boring blue ant starts to over power the cool green ant friend, pushing it to the ground, their mandibles locked together.

I raise my sword, stabbing it through the blue one, green goop spraying on me and making me feel a burning tingle on my cheeks as my sword pierces the ground, pinning it. The thing starts squirming and thrashing around in the blood soaked dirt.

"LUUUUUCY!!!" I shout teasingly as I lean down onto of the pommel of my sword to keep it pinned as I watch green eyes chew through it's neck like a hungry wolf "YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS, COME OOOOON!

"I'm TRYING MY HARDEST HERE, it's kind of hard to move with these things, don't know how you deal with them" She shouts as the ceiling cracks, lighting boring into the cavern as tree roots break through it, a rock hitting my head and bouncing off as the roots dig into the ground wrapping around two of the remaining four ants "Eergh my head.,..there you happy Krovachi?"

"Perfectly" I growl as the green one rips the head off it's brother, getting coated in it's light green goo blood, dammit Lawrence.

170hp left
what do I do?
[] kill Green 1d100
[] Fight beside green against the other two 1d100
[] Praise green
[] praise Lawrence/lucy
[] flurry of blows 1d100
[] gutstan 1d100
[] clamber over the roots to the mirror 1d20+dex and str
[] write in

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>42984342
>[] praise lucy
>[] gutstan 1d100

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>42984342
>[] Fight beside green against the other two 1d100
>[] Praise green

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>42984342
>[] Fight beside green against the other two 1d100
[] Praise green

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>42984342
>[] praise Lucy
>[] Fight beside green against the other two 1d100

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>42984342
>[] Fight beside green against the other two 1d100
>[] Praise green

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>42984342
>[] Fight beside green against the other two 1d100
>[] praise Lucy

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>42984342
>[] Fight beside green against the other two 1d100
>[] Praise green

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>42984342
>[] Fight beside green against the other two 1d100
>[] Praise green

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>42984342
>[] Fight beside green against the other two 1d100
>[] gutstan 1d100
>[] Praise green

>>42984342
Who is green?

>>42984590
The ant with green glowing eyes that has been charmed/controlled/whatever by lucy.

I grin happily as the green eyed ant looks up at me, tilting it's head. I smirk, rubbing my aching head as I try to keep from falling into a daze.

"Good terrifying man eating bug thing" I coo as I crouch down enough to scratch it's uh "chin"

It makes a purring chatter sound and I smile. I wonder if Lawrence will let me keep it. wait what am i thinking about this thing eats people and is a giant fucking ant. I shake my head, patting into on the side.

I gasp as it pushes me out of the way, as another ant tries to snip me from behind, locking mandibles with it as another starts to pull on it's leg.

I growl, swinging my sword down with both hands, the bad beetle ant's neck making a loud crunch as it bows down slightly as my sword cuts into it, stopping halfway.

I raise myboot, slamming it into the side of it's head, tearing it off as the other ant lets go of Green and spits something at me I cover my eyes, yelping as it seeps through my fingers, burning like...like lemon in a cut.

150 hp left

what do you do?
[] Flurry of blows 1d100
[]w atch green
[] Gut stab 1d100
[] Kick it 1d20+ str
[] wipe your eye clean 1d20
[] write in

>>42984590
the ant being controlled by lawrence/Miss Lucy via forest tender magics

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>42984630
>[] Flurry of blows 1d100
>[]w atch green

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42984630
>[] wipe your eye clean 1d20
We only got the one left.

>>42984648
Whoops, I meant
>[] Gut stab 1d100
Mfw I also rolled that 100