Stat yourself in 40K as a civilian.
>>43737364
Dead.
WS - 25 //No real experience other than fists
BS - 15 //Never used one outside games
S - 37 // Lift
T - 34 // Play football
Ag - 39 // Free Safety in football - can run 4.55 40 yard
Int - 38 // Mechanical Engineering Student
Per - 26 // Gotta read those QB's eyes
WP - 18 //Not confident
Fel - 25
Skills: Awareness+10 <Football/Degree>, Dodge+20 <Football>, Logic+10 <Degree>, Operate Surface+0 <Can Drive>, Tech-use +20 <Degree>
Talents: Catfall, Leap up, Precision Killer, Thunder Charge.
Armour: 40K Blood Bowl Armour
Weapons: Blood Bowl spiked glove I guess.
>>43737387
4:45 minutes? You can live without a pulse longer than that.
>>43737364
WS 2 BS 2 S 3 T 3 I 2 W1 A1 Ld 7 Sv -
I'm just a naked man with no equipment, saving throw of any kind, or ability to fight that a Grot couldn't do.
>>43737445
I'm pretty sure you can't reach a +20 in dodge just by playing football, unless you're a famous player for a major league team I suppose.
>>43737694
Yeah I may of went a little fair with the +20, was a bit of a rush job
>>43737682
Grot are bs 3 aren't they?
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
>>43739463
>I identify as a trans-ork-mutant-necrodermis gendered genetically enhanced hive tyrant
>>43739463
Stat yourself as a civilian in 40k!
>I uh, I identify as a Large Mythical Beast
I said a civilian son, not a whatever you just said.
>TRIGGER! TRIGGER! YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME FOR NOT LETTING ME BE THE PSUEDO-TENTACLED GRAYBACK MUTANT STARCHILD NECROFLUID GORKAMORKA BINARY STAR CLUSTER ELDAR I IDENTIFY AS
>>43739621
>>43741974
>not recognizing an owlbear when you see one
>>43742036
>le owlbear stats meem
>implying everyone knows things about dee-en-dee
>>43739463
>this same statblock
I've seen it in like 4 "stat me" threads
>>43742079
>>43742082
>heresinceseptember.jpg
>>43742099
October actuallyof 2011
>>43742121get out while you still can
>>43742099
>le september neotwigbundles meem
>>43742138
>getting out
Anon, I've been here for four years. I'm fucked
>>43739463
>LOL I POSTED OWLBEAR STATS AM I FUNNY NOW
Kill yourself.
>>43742203
>literally FORCED ELF XDDD
>LOOK AT ME GUYS I'M BEING CONTRARIAN TO BOARD CULTURE, AREN'T I COOL AND MATURE
Become an hero.
