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>Manchester United want Louis van Gaal to become director of football, allowing former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho to work alongside him. (Sun)
>Crystal Palace manager Alan Pardew, whose side face Van Gaal's United in Saturday's FA Cup final, will sign a new four-year contract before the Wembley showpiece. (Daily Express)
>Aston Villa's new owner Tony Xia has vowed to transform the club into one of the best three in the world inside 10 years. (Guardian)
>West Ham are considering a ambitious move for Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 29. (Daily Mirror)
>Borussia Monchengladbach midfielder Granit Xhaka, 23, is close to finalising a £34m move to Arsenal. (Sun)
>Liverpool striker Christian Benteke, 25, will hold talks with manager Jurgen Klopp to find out whether he has a future at the club. (Daily Express)
>Klopp is close to completing the signing of £4.7m goalkeeper Loris Karius, 22, from former club Mainz. (Guardian)
>Arsenal are ready to give a contract extension to 24-year-old England midfielder Jack Wilshere, who has just returned from a 10-month injury lay-off. (Daily Telegraph)
>Liverpool defender Kolo Toure, 35, does not know whether he will be offered a new deal when his contract expires next month. (Liverpool Echo)
>Everton are considering signing 21-year-old Bologna goalkeeper Pierluigi Gollini, who spent part of his teenage years at Manchester United, as a replacement for the departing Tim Howard.(Daily Mail)
>The Toffees, without a manager since Roberto Martinez was sacked, are also scouting 21-year-old Club Brugge defender Bjorn Engels. (Liverpool Echo)
>West Brom manager Tony Pulis is planning a move for West Ham's 26-year-old Ecuador striker Enner Valencia.(Daily Telegraph)
>Sunderland are considering a move for Swansea forwards Andre Ayew, 26, and Bafetimbi Gomis, 30.(Daily Star)
>Watford's 27-year-old Mexico international left-back Miguel Layun is set to sign for FC Porto on a permanent deal, having much of this season on loan with the Portuguese club.(A Bola - in Portuguese)
>Retiring Arsenal midfielder Mikel Arteta, 34, is set to be offered a coaching role at Manchester City by incoming manager Pep Guardiola.(Manchester Evening News)
>Crystal Palace winger Wilfried Zaha, 23, is good enough to play for French champions Paris St-Germain, says team-mate Yohan Cabaye. (London Evening Standard)
>>>Best of social media
Former Newcastle and Tottenham winger David Ginola used his Twitter account to reassure fans about his health, following incorrect reports he had suffered cardiac arrest playing five-a-side football. The 49-year-old France international had fainted.
Tbh he did a great job with the youngers. Outside of Adnandos
>1 million posts early
Will klopp fix LIVERSHIT?
>>67718760
yes
>>67718501
he bought and ruined memephis at the same time as well
>>67718458
>Fergie, Van gaal, Mourinho in one team.
That ego overload. Please make this reality, ya Allah.
>Arsenal are wrapping up the deal for Granit Xhaka with reports of up to £35M for the midfielder (Guardian)
>Barcelona are open to offers for Turkish midfielder Arda Turan after just nine league starts for the club (Mirror)
>Manchester United are planning to make a bid in the region of £85M for Juventus' Paul Pogba (Daily Telegraph)
>Pep Guardiola is looking to sign 6 major players by spending £150M according to close by sources (Guardian)
>A reported bid of £51M is being planned by Arsenal to sign Real Madrid forward Morata (Various)
>Arsenal are looking to sign Arkadiusz Milik from Ajax but face steep competition from other Premier league clubs (Sun)
>Liverpool have made a £42M bid for Javi Martinez who Klopp say's has a close relationship with (My Arse)
>Leicester City fear losing N'golo Kante as the transfer window looks set to open (Mirror)
Why is /trans/ so much more popular than /epl/?
>>67718975
Because people think /trans/ involves chicks with dicks
>>67718971
>Turan is going to end up at Arsenal
I like that idea, that way he can continue his GOAT youth development and filosofeee lol
>Aston Villa's new owner Tony Xia has vowed to transform the club into one of the best three in the world inside 10 years
>>67718458
>West Ham are considering a ambitious move for Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 29
What a fucking joke of a club.
https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/733613698644738048
this is so fucking terrible
>Ilkay Gundogan will be out for 4-6 months after going surgery on his knee injury. City still interested. [Bild]
“My ambition is to bring Villa to the top six in less than five years and I hope it can be [one of] the top three in the world – even the best well known in the world – in less than 10 years,” Xia said in one of his first interviews since the deal became public.
“At least [until] now what I have planned [in my career] everything has been achieved. Nobody believed in the beginning but I made it happen no matter how many years it took.”
this poor chink
really doesn't know what hes getting himself into.
>>67719033
>Waynes little squeaky voice
>>67719033
My eyes just threw up.
>>67719033
Why though?
>>67719033
it keeps freezing for me at the same spot every time :\
>>67719043
Isn't he a free transfer ?
>>67719033
>yanited's PR department
>>67719098
He has 1 year left on his contract
>>67719033
Bloody hell
>>67719098
no he has a year left
>>67719089
>aussie internet
>>67718458
>West Ham are considering a ambitious move for Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 29. (Daily Mirror)
Get fucked you cockney cunts. No one breaks up the meme team.
>>67718971
>>Leicester City fear losing N'golo Kante as the transfer window looks set to open (Mirror)
I would honestly be disappointed If he leaves
>>67719043
this is like finding out a girl you like is only attracted to black guys but still being interested because you're desperate
>>67719125
>as the transfer window looks set to open
It's not an unpredictable phenomenon. There is a particular date when it opens. Why do journalists write like this?
>>67719136
stop projecting
>>67719033
>>67719058
sounds like every owner that passes the fit and proper persons test only for the club to go into administration three years later
villa fans on suicide watch
sporcle time?
http://www.sporcle.com/games/Optajoe/opta-quiz---multiple-premier-league-hat-tricks
36/51
embarrassing desu
can't believe neither ronaldo nor giggs got 2 hat tricks either
>>67719255
I can do the sporcle quiz that has you list all the countries of the world, where's my gold star?
>>67719289
pretty impressive desu
gonna try it now and report back
United already dismissed the rumour of them wanting vanlel as director.
>>67718483
>The Toffees, without a manager since Roberto Martinez was sacked, are also scouting 21-year-old Club Brugge defender Bjorn Engels. (Liverpool Echo)
You keep your greasy anglo hands off Engels, he's ours. Pretty sure he wants to play CL next season as well.
>>67719033
Wayne is so based. Can't wait for him to bring the Euros home.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>67719136
>Americuck blogging
>Aston Villa's new owner Tony Xia has vowed to transform the club into one of the best three in the world inside 10 years
>>67719255
get in
>>67719393
Next Bond desu
>>67719399
kek
!!!NEWS!!!
https://twitter.com/bayer04fussball/status/733560591021838340
Leverkusen signed Volland
This means Chicharito to arsenal >mfw
>>67719255
>31/51
>>67719033
top lel
>>67719255
I can't spell for shit desu.
>>67719255
27/51
I forgot something obvious like Rooney & van persie, but remember obscure shit like Dublin & Ravanelli. Damn.
Fuck, three seconds to go and I'm missing one fucking country, someone help (no cheaters)
>>67719496
>spell hasselbaink wrong 50 times
>get it right on my first google search attempt
>>67719289
164/197
fucking central america and pacific mang
>>67719512
Israel
>>67719459
I believe Volland plays wide lad.
>>67719512
>kosovo
>country
Not happy
>>67719255
32
spent half the time trying to spell solshar and van nostril roy 2bh
>>67719512
lebanon m8
>>67719523
I have Israel, Palestine, Jordan and syria- all in that area
>>67719524
I dont believe you.
>>67719512
Kurdistan
![wBQN8tX[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lmLCLxB.png "wBQN8tX[1].png")
>>67719539
Fuuuck, thanks
>>67719255
30/51
completely forgot about some of these players
also didn't know Scholes had two hattricks
>>67719519
>hasselbaink
Forgot all about him. I remember when there was countless rumors about him being a cakeboy.
>>67719033
the fucking shame of it
>>67719255
37 here mate. I forgot Harry Kane.
>Casillas is officially the worst Porto keeper in the last 15 years, conceding 28 out of the side’s 30 goals allowed this season. In Porto’s last 42 years, that record of 30 has only been matched or eclipsed twice
> Opta revealed the 34-year-old Spaniard has the worst ratio of goals conceded per game of any Porto goalkeeper since they started collecting data on the Portuguese league
>>67719584
And Del Bosque will still pick him over De Gea.
>>67719512
Cyprus?
>>67719603
he already got it lad why you replyin
>>67719584
deserves to start for Spain tbqh
>>67719512
Is it Cyprus by any chance?
>>67719609
Soz mate didn't realise like once again sorry
>>67719584
Give him some slack, he never leave his comfort zone home town in his entire life.
thanks anon now I'm addicted to sporcle quizzes when I should be revising
alright lads list all 47 teams that were in the premier league
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/premierleaguealltime
it was made last season so the team that says Zero is Bournemouth
45/47 here
>>67719033
>not appreciating the double layered irony of producing a trash trailer like a bunch of drunk guys in their 20s but with a budget with 6 zeroes before the dot
>>67719512
>someone help (no cheaters)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p23mA2VV0A
>>67719629
link me a good one
>>67719584
>conceding less goals than games played for 42 years
jesus christ even ligue 1 is blushing
>>67719643
Just because you're a retard don't assume everyone else is
>>67719627
>Only playing home games
>>67719584
Iker is a prime example that not all keepers should keep playing into their late 30s
>>67719637
Got them all, struggled on teams like Oldham and Swindon
>>67719700
lel those were the exact two i missed
>>67718975
/trans/ is love
/trans/ is life
>>67718971
1. Re-buy Morata for 35M
2. Sell Morata to Arsenal for 51M
3. ?????
4. PROFIT
>>67719722
I love this meme but what racket would someone make whilst browsing /trans/?
>>67719637
>37/47
Shemefur dispray desu
>>67719722
>tfw /trans/ will never go back to those glorious shitposting days
>>67719744
>He doesn't laugh outloud at beaten to death memes
>>67719674
What?
Asking for help is literally cheating, you mong.
>>67719637
I got 45 as well. Missed Wigan and Blackpool.
>>67719760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIfxVZnP2ew
Do portuguese rate this lad?
Fill in the blanks for me
I know one of them is Huddersfield and obviously Leicester
Can't think of the other two
>mfw a 'journalist' uses the terms warchest or transfer kitty
>Livermong fans unironically rate coutinho as a top player
Laffing irl lads. Compare him to players like De Bruyne or Ozil and you'd see hes miles off being a top quality footballer.
>>67719802
Nottingham forest
>>67719802
Nottingham Forest
Wolves
>>67719683
You know what I mean, not a field trip, but seriously working in foreign land.
>>67718971
>A reported bid of £51M is being planned by Arsenal to sign Real Madrid forward Morata
My sides, do they even scout players or just what CL games?
>>67719802
Wolves for one. Bolton?
>>67718971
Javi Martinez to Liverpool when?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!
>>67719814
>>67719818
can you nae read
>>67719744
The sound of our fingers smashing down on the keyboard as we funpost.
>>67719752
This summer, m8.
>>67719820
the striker market is worse than the pepe market
>>67719802
Wolves and Portsmouth
>>67718483
>Bologna
Gollini plays for Hellas Verona, fucking amateurs
>playing scholar of the first in
>Shrine of amana
NO
O
Any updates on the sporcle quizzes to do situation?
>>67719847
wrong board famalamadingdong
>>67719814
>>67719818
>>67719821
Forest is there.
Wolves right of course, but it isn't bolton
>>67719843
There we go
>>67719838
He is benched for Mandzukic at Juve, he gets to play as much as Zaza iirc
K A R E N
A
R
E
N
>>67719871
>anime
>>67719850
about to do this one
http://www.sporcle.com/games/SHED/premier-league-winning-teams-managers-etc
desu im sticking with premier league because it's all i know
Would Fedor Smolov get a work permit?
Looks like a decent player
>>67719879
>not knowing every zimbabwean 3rd tier champion since 1862
m8...
>>67719882
only been good the past 2 months (although he's scored a shitload in that time)
>>67718971
>A reported bid of £51M is being planned by Arsenal to sign Real Madrid forward Morata (Various)
>Real Madrid forward
what
>>67719879
>>67719892
forgot to add the pic 2bh
>>67719903
He's a forward that plays for Real Madrid
>>67719903
Real can buy him paying 15m to Juve, weither they want to sell or not, and if he wants to leave
>>67719903
If Arsenal were to big 50 million Madrid would obviously buy him back for the agreed 30ish and take the profit.
>>67718458
>West Ham thinking they can get Vardy
Lmao, they'd have to offer like £200k a week
>>67719879
93/96, missed solskjaer, sherwood and vieira
>>67719913
but wouldn't it then be better for juve to sell him directly to arsenal for something like 20m or 30m?
in the current market being under 25 makes you worth at least 30m apparently
>>67719879
Missed three out
Hughes, Solksjaer and Sherwood.
On my phone so the years didn't lineup, assumed Sherwood's spot was a united captain I couldn't think of
>>67719905
>tfw lifelong chicken inn fan
that fucking feel lads
>>67719951
real madrid have first dibs, so juventus would be forced to sell to them if madrid wanted to buy
>>67719951
I think they can't refuse real's buyback
>>67719879
95/96
had no idea steve bruce was captain
Hisoka vs Chrollo whats /sp/s prediction in the fight of the year?
>>67719951
They can't.
>this geezer is a premier league winning captain
>>67719965
>>67719970
but they would still be able to accept an arsenal bid, wouldn't they? and then it would be up to the player/his agent to decide. at least that's my understanding of how buy-back clauses work
>>67719996
sounds correct
>>67719957
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11750/10287460/watch-ian-holloway-sends-scott-minto-into-fits-of-giggles
ayy lmao, been a while since we've heard from him
Heh, could be better
>>67719951
they cant
![EvzB5ce[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LtjeuYj.png "EvzB5ce[1].png")
>>67719995
You chatting shit m8?
you have ten seconds to name a league with funnier team names
>>67720045
Come home, Tim
>>67718458
>>Arsenal are ready to give a contract extension to 24-year-old England midfielder Jack Wilshere, who has just returned from a 10-month injury lay-off. (Daily Telegraph)
HAHHAAAAHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHA
>>67720046
>Venomous Vipers
Would fit right in MLS.
Surely this breaches some sort of law
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajax_Cape_Town_F.C.
>>67719879
85/96
>>67720072
you didn't bother reading far enough to see that Ajax Amsterdam is the majority shareholder?
>>67720072
Howso? It's practically no different than what Red Bull are doing.
>>67719879
fuck that was so quick
>not getting Teddy
>>67720046
West Ham united sounds funny
>>67719033
IT'S REAL
I thought it was a shitty fan-made video until about halfway through. That is laughably terrible.
>>67720046
>West Ham United
Explains why their team is full of niggers.
>>67720072
>being this new to football
Kill yourself
alright here's a tough one
all-time champions league scorers
http://www.sporcle.com/games/shute92/european-cup
Witnessed the saddest thing the other day. Was playing tennis with some of my friends earlier in the week, saw some lonely fat kid playing by himself with just one ball. Would line up a serve, weakly hit it, waddle over to the other side, retrieve the ball, and hit it back...rinse and repeat. Feeling bad, I invited him over to play a game, which he happily obliged, jogging over with a huge smile on his face.
Crushed the little fucker in straight sets.
>>67720122
GOAT
>>67719905
>Triangle
Would have expected them to have won the league considering they always have three points.
euro football
http://www.sporcle.com/games/Marshall89/top-10-scorers-in-the-2015-16-european-football-leagues
51/74
>>67720141
>playing tennis
Fucking poofter
>>67720134
>type ronaldo
>hue and gay versions both get entered
feels like cheating
>>67720046
>Windy Professionals
>>67719033
That was fucking amazing
10/10 united I can't stop laughing
>>67720046
>No Weapons FC
kek
>>67720158
Tennis is fun as fuck.
>>67720171
>not making yourself type out full names
Easy mode is for kids
>>67720046
>Feed Us 123 F.C.
No
>>67720212
how can I when it automatically puts them in
>>67720208
So is bum fucking
>>67720220
type out full names
only fills one box
>>67720212
Tripcodes are for kids.
>>67720148
am i a pleb?
got the cl ones but couldn't fit them in the screenie
>>67720228
So we're in agreement.
>>67720148
44
I found that I couldn't name a lot past the top teams desu, need to brush up on my footy knowledge
>>67720249
Yeah, let's fuck.
>>67720248
Missed all the italian ones: Pavoletti, Maccarone, Belotti. Did better than me otherwise
>>67720296
and yet you called up borini
>>67720234
i was only trying to fill ronaldo's box
>>67720309
bit gay
>>67720234
53, got the first 16/17 at least
>>67720307
>Conte
Pavoletti was collad too btw, and Maccarone il like 36 y/o. And it's just for scoutning, it's not the final list
>>67720046
>premier league clubs wanting milik
LOL
>>67720309
Luís Nazário de Lima, Ronaldo
fa cup quiz
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36335707
>>67720377
8/10
>>67720148
47.
>Got Zero from dutch league
>That guy who wasn't Hulk in the Champions League list
>tfw no signings
>>67719779
ratings
Any news on signings for >us?
Reckon we should offload TSUUUUUUUU and Refball 2bh.
>>67720444
>actually watching the autism cup
leave
>post yfw LVG and shitnited lose on saturday and they fire le filosofee man from everything
>>67720444
Wait until at the end Spring Cup.
Refball might be out but >WE might win Spring.
>>67719033
What the literal fuck
Who approved this
>>67720464
1. yellow for the captain
2. yellow for the penalty taker
3. throw in
>>67720464
Book the carrier or red if the guy he moved is genuinely hurt
Make a note in report I guess?
Throw in.
Really tough one this time.
>>67720444
>People still shitting on TSUU after his last performance
>>67720464
1. nothing
2. nothing
3. so it knocks the flag over and goes through the corner? pretty sure that's a throw-in
>>67720464
1. Yellow to carrier
2. nothing
3. Throw
>>67720464
1. Bash the cunt
2. Bash the cunt
3. Bash the cunt
reffing is easy
>>67720464
Depends. Book Captain if the player is injured, book player if he's time wasting.
Do nothing
Corner
>>67720478
>>67720483
>>67720497
>yellow for the first one
why? it has happened before without a booking, twice this season i think. doesn't constitute a bookable offence imo
Manchester City will reportedly have to trigger Aymeric Laporte's £39.6m release clause if they want to sign him from Athletic Bilbao.
The Manchester Evening News say the defender has been determined not to push for a move, and have these quotes from Athletic president Josu Urrutia: "Neither Laporte nor any other player has told me he wants to leave Athletic.
"The way the club works is to give as few clues as possible and work discretely. In these five years I think the message Athletic has put out is that we are not a selling club."
>>67720493
He's shit compared to LCIM
>>67720531
from what i hear he's overrated as fuck
>>67720531
>overpaying for another overrated Centre Back
Is there something wrong with City's transfer committee?
>>67720553
that's every young player starting outside of england tttt
>>67720566
they still want to sign permacrock Gundogan even though he won't be fit until like October so probably
>>67720531
Why don't they just trust Denayer? He's been playing pretty well on loan, hasn't he?
>>67720531
>City will never have good defenders
Xhaka is in London to have a medical [Everyone]
Genuinely a bit butt hurt that Arsenal are getting Xhaka
*BREAKING* Andre Gomes is done deal to Juventus. [DiMarzio]
>yfw Spurs hijack Xhaka
A-Any united news?
>>67720632
fan of?
>>67720653
Probably not until we know whether le philosophy man is staying or not, which won't be until after the FA Cup final
>>67720662
yeah
quite saddening that schweini's legs gave out so fucking early
>>67720653
(You) still have games to play
>>67720679
Would him winning or losing the fa cup really affect whether he stays next season?
Or do you mean they've already made their decision but haven't announced it yet
>>67720653
Van Gaal may be getting a new contract.
>>67720637
>gomes and marchisio in midfield
juve is literally becoming dreamboat fc
>>67719033
I don't think I ever laughed this hard
>>67720709
Need Mou to fuck off to Everton ASAP
>>67720587
Denyer is GOAT. He's already pissed about being lied too though, another season asked to go on loan will lead him to just getting a transfer imo
>>67720637
who
Can't wait to win everything under the sun ((blue)moon) next season
I think Hamez to United is the only one I've seen so far
>>67720632
Don't worry it's not happening
Where is Lukaku going?
>>67720653
Schürrle to United for 50m.
>>67720743
Chelsea
>>67720702
I can't imagine it will, Glazers are too Jewish to let big money decisions ride on pointless cup wins, to me LVG is definitely going this year because he's overall damaging to United as a brand and that's all the owners really give a fuck about at the end of the day
Pep is terrible with transfers, City is terrible with transfers. They will finish 4th, tops.
>>67720709
staying for another season maybe, new contract absolutely no chance in hell
>>67719255
26/51
Only been watching for 3 years btw
>>67720734
"your" only good players are aguero and de bruyne, you won't be winning anything next season unless le never had a challenge in his career man essentially buys a new team
>>67720877
he's gonna call you a united fan now
>>67720861
>3 years
>getting ian wright and andy cole
doubt tbqh
>>67720877
Don't reply to the idiot please
He lives for this shit
what are the thoughts on the Zlatan Man U rumours? Genuine possibility or just clickbait?
>>67720936
I'd say it's possible if Mourinho comes in
Not many big teams out there that need a striker
>>67720936
pls happen. Would be better if he went to a CL team though
>>67720936
only somewhat possible if jose comes and even then, i doubt he wants to kiss goodbye to ever playing champions league football again
>>67719637
44/47
Missed Blackpool, Barnsley and Swindon, sue me
>>67720819
>>67720819
>>67720819
>>67720819
>>67720819
This makes me so upset guys
>>67720819>>67720819
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>>67720819
>>67719547
lol stfu diyar
>>67720887
Pretty well known names
Things like berbatov sutton and keane show his newness
Good attempt overall though
>>67720989
Do you want attention or something
>scout tells me there is a world class defender in the making
>the 16 year old plays for Mervue Utd on a youth contract
>has no interest of signing to me
What can I do to fix this and get him to my L2 club? I really need organize my "EPL in 5 years plan" and having someone who could easily be a legend would obviously fit into pieces
