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32. Spieltag
29.04.2016, 20:30
FC Augsburg: 1. FC Köln
30.04.2016, 15:30
1899 Hoffenheim : FC Ingolstadt 04
1. FSV Mainz 05 : Hamburger SV
Hannover 96 : FC Schalke 04
Bayern München : Borussia Mönchengladbach
SV Darmstadt 98 : Eintracht Frankfurt
Borussia Dortmund : VfL Wolfsburg
18:30
Bayer 04 Leverkusen : Hertha BSC
Montag 02.05.2016, 20:15
Werder Bremen : VfB Stuttgart
Buyern a shit
>the city of bauern
>Buyern keep making the league easy to win to focus on CL
>Struggle against Atlético
>Bleibt Bernd Leno (24) über die Saison hinaus bei Bayer Leverkusen? „Am Ende des Tages wird er sich voller Überzeugung für Bayer 04 entscheiden. Es sei denn, es kommt etwas Außergewöhnliches“, sagte Bayer-Trainer Roger Schmidt zuletzt der „Bild“. Laut der spanischen „Marca“ könnte das Außergewöhnliche in Form des FC Barcelona kommen.
>Barça soll einen Ersatz für Pokal-Torwart Marc-André ter Stegen (23) suchen, der dem Vernehmen nach im Sommer gehen wird und laut dem Blatt sind die Katalanen an dem Bayer-Profi interessiert. Vor einem Jahr war Leno bereits Kandidat bei Real Madrid.
Print edition of Ruhrnachrichten ("media partner" of BVB) says Dembele to Dortmund is a done deal.
>>67163906
Interesting read
http://spielverlagerung.de/2016/04/23/sv-scouting-ousmane-dembele/
Since the start of the 2012/2013 season, Nicklas Bendtner has been in a starting eleven 18 times for Arsenal, Juventus and Wolfsburg in all competitions.
>>67163978
cool story bro
How do the Bazi customers feel about yesterday?
Will they finally admit Pep is a failure?
Why has Alaba been so shit the last few CL games?
>>67164229
playing cb
>>67164229
He hasn't been the same after he got knockout in the Englischer Garten...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c9_1461646061
>>67164229
Put Messi as a goallie and maybe you'll understand
>>67164313
btfo just like last night
>>67163491
I don't know why but I really love this old Bundesliga logo
>customers
ICH BIN RB LEIPZIG FAN, WEIL...
Ich bin jetzt fast 21 Jahre alt und seit meiner frühesten Kindheit an eingefleischter Bayernfan. Mein älterer Cousin, mit dem ich viel Zeit verbrachte und großen Einfluss auf mich hatte, war selbst Bayernfan und begeisterte mich auch für Bayern und für Fußball im Allgemeinen. Seitdem bin ich in diesen Verein verliebt.
Ich lebe mittlerweile in der Nähe von Stuttgart, bin allerdings im Osten aufgewachsen und in Leipzig geboren. Vor einem halben Jahr habe ich mich als fußballinteressierter Mensch über das "Projekt" RB Leipzig schlau gemacht und gefallen daran gefunden. Die Stadt an sich hat großes Fanpotenzial, die Menschen sehnen sich nach hochklassigem Fußball und sollen ihn so schnell wie möglich bekommen. Mir imponiert das, die Stadt ist wunderschön, das Stadion, das passt einfach alles zusammen. Ich fühlte mich schon immer besonders zu meiner Geburtsstadt verbunden, so ist es logisch dass ich Supporter von RB Leipzig geworden bin.
>>67164429
2/10
I put 20 euros on Mönchengladbach winning the League next season
>>67164437
http://www.transfermarkt.de/ich-bin-rb-leipzig-fan-weil-vorstellungsthread-/thread/forum/477/thread_id/7
>>67164577
Thats 20 euros down the drain. Good job.
kek
>>67164621
>http://www.transfermarkt.de/ich-bin-rb-leipzig-fan-weil-vorstellungsthread-/thread/forum/477/thread_id/7
>>67164577
I could wipe my ass with a 20€ bill and put it on fire to spread the smell of burned shit around the place, and that still would be a better use of the money.
>>67164671
>Spoken like a true Parisian
fuck off Jaque
>>67164708
it ain't me you mouthbreather
>>67164671
there, go there. your opinion is needed there, but not on this board
>>67164774
You are obsessed with that shithole.
>>67164774
>>67164823
Both of you should fuck off desu
>>67164823
oh i see you're more of a footmercato lad
The French are truely the biggest and most entitled cunts in Europe, fuck them.
>>67164774
>come to /sp/
>it ain't me starts playing
>>67164866
I agree.
>>67164885
kek
>>67164885
>ome to /sp/
>that flag
Leave.
what did it say?
>>67164938
Something about how important tackles are, since Atletico were worse in every statistic, but tackles won.
>>67164938
medium banter desu
Bericht: HSV beobachtet Real-Talent Ödegaard
VERTRAG BIS 2021
Laut dem „Kicker“ erkundigte sich der HSV nach den Konditionen für eine Leihe von Martin Ödegaard (17, Foto). Sport-Chef Peter Knäbel habe das Talent kürzlich in Madrid beobachtet. Die Chancen auf einen Transfer sind dem Vernehmen nach bescheiden.
Please no. Whats the point in borrowing a 17 year old faggot? We don't even know if he is good enough for bundes. Borrowing him would be dumb as shit.
>>67165047
If they wanted to sign a slightly-above-average talent who thinks of himself as the next Messi, they should have tried to get Kurt or Weiser.
>>67165047
They should try and get Uffe Bech
>>67165132
Or any slightly talented 17-23 year old from the 1st or 2nd bundes. This shit makes me so fucking mad.
Just like when they signed shitlock for 2.5 million instead of the striker from Braunschweig who had already proven that he could actually score a goal. HOLY SHIT I'M SO MAD Just let me handle the transfers
>>67165150
Yeah one of your danish fags would be fine too. Anything is better than LOANING (for top money) a 17 year old who is doing kind of okay in madrids 2nd team
That's the kind of thing you keep to yourself if you're smart.
SKY riders have difficulty funtioning without a DS telling them what to do through a radio to be fair
>>67165157
Yeah, I think we can all agree that letting a guy who looks like a Steuerberater do your transfers is a bad idea.
>guyz I got a great idea
>listen
>l i s t e n
>lets sign this striker that got benched and sorted out at hoppenheim for 2,5 million
>thats way better than paying 2,5 million for someone who already scored a lot of goals in the 2nd league
Even Kreuzer was better
>>67165220
are you talking about Havard Nielsen?
>>67165243
I can't remember what he was called but yeah thats probably the guy.
This kind of thing was played out a long time ago. Lazy editors.
does /sp/ have an archive?
>>67165377
not bad desu
>>67165320
you expect even more for a player that only plays 50% of the season? why tho
>>67165665
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67163491/#67165665
It doesn't go back all the way though
>>67165801
thanks
hello i am here now
>>67165830
Goodbye
>>67165377
snygg
>>67165830
You are not welcome here.
>>67165830
Please leave.
>>67164652
>chrome
>>67165320
Their managment keeps making these dumb decisions. 25 Million is nothing, just tell them to fuck off and give Gündogan the choice to go to a team that's willing to pay more or to spend the next season on the stands next to Hummels.
>>67166422
Idiot. Their low ball offer shows it's a done deal between them and Gündogan, what the fuck is Dortmund supposed to do.
>gundogan for around 20mio
>Hummels for 30mio
kek nice transfers
>>67166498
Gündogan still has a contract, force him to stay another year, it's that easy.
Why are our teams so shit at jewing money out of the "English" "Premier" League? Only exception is Wolfsburg,selling Timm Klose for 11 million takes a special kind of magic.
>>67166532
And selling KDB for that ridiculous amount
>>67166561
de goat is worth it
>>67166532
>Hargreaves
>Schweinsteiger
>Es gibt Hinweise, dass Thiago seinem Trainer Pep Guardiola zu Manchester City folgt
I can already see it: Gündogan joins ManShitty because he thinks Pep turns him into the next Iniesta and than he gets benched over Thiago.
>>67166532
German teams are awfully managed. Look at clubs like Schalke and Hamburg and the potential they have and what they make of it. Wolfsburg have awful management as well, they have infinite money and still sell de Bruyne, destroy their entire team and get Dante and Bendtner instead of keeping him und getting a good striker and becoming actual contenders.
>>67166577
>Hargreaves
only in hindsight is that a bad transfer for manchester united
The Bazis are really quite today
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
Have fun with your squad full of weak manlets and hasbeen, as well as the golified league choker Ancelotti ;)
>>67166596
Some of the bigger Teams are awfully managed, I quite like what Ingolstadt, Mainz, Berlin, Gladbach are doing. it's just a shame that Heidel is now going to Schalke, they might actually become good for once.
>>67166633
never underestimate the >Schalke effect
I'm still confident of a Bayern progression. With a non-retard or fully-commited retard team selection Bayern will wear down the red white and blue bus like they did the black and white one.
>>67166603
lel
>>67166633
wouldn't surprise me if hertha get relegated next season desu
>>67166651
by going down 2-0?
I'll be at the Allianz Arena for the first time ever on Saturday
>>67166692
What team do you support?
>>67166702
Bayern
>>67166707
kek
>>67166674
Just like the Marcelinho era. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
>>67166702
Gladbach
>>67166707
not me
>>67166692
Are you gonna wear one of these white raincoats?
>>67166692
Stay safe, Gladbachanon
>>67166692
rip
>Abwehrspieler Mats Hummels hat Borussia Dortmund seinen Wunsch mitgeteilt, den Klub im Sommer verlassen und sich zur kommenden Saison dem Ligakonkurrenten FC Bayern München anschließen zu wollen.
Borussia Dortmunds Geschäftsführung hat daraufhin entschieden, einen solchen Wechsel davon abhängig zu machen, ob Bayern München Borussia Dortmund ein dem außerordentlichen Stellenwert des Spielers entsprechendes, äußerst werthaltiges Angebot unterbreiten wird. Bislang hat Bayern München noch kein Angebot abgegeben.
Vorsorglich wird darauf hingewiesen, dass mit Mats Hummels – wie derzeit auch mit allen anderen Spielern von Borussia Dortmund – keine Ausstiegsklausel vereinbart wurde und der Spieler folgerichtig bis zum 30. Juni 2017 an Borussia Dortmund gebunden ist.
Hummels to Bayern confirmed
it's ogre
>>67166881
Releasing it before their return leg so Shitinez and Benatishit know they're getting replaced ... BASED
>>67166881
What's even the point of watching Bundesliga anymore? I think I'll just become a supporter of a 2. Liga team.
>Hummels to Buyern
Why him?
>>67166913
Now they just need to strip him of his captaincy, and hand it to Schmelzer.
The fact that Bazis are happy that they have no competition in the league anymore says a lot about them.
Will Hummels pull a Matthäus and miss a penalty in the Pokalfinale?
If Tuchel has balls he just benches him for the rest of the season.
Welcome home!
Way to ruin the league. Even further.
Willkommen dahoam, hummels
BVB fans and Bayern haters right now
>the city of dortmund
Real talk: Dortmund should've signed his brother.
this all because dortmund lost to liverpool
This league is a joke
HSV are still not relegated and never will be
Sando Wagner scores 13 goals
Every Dortmund player goes to Bayern
Just fuck my league up fäm
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>grocery shopping
>cashier hands me one of these Panini "2 Sticker" things because I paid more than €10 or whatever
>ask her what a woman in her mid 20s would want with those, it's not like I have kids or anything
>we both look at the balding 4eyes in his mid 40s who was in front of me, unboxing his Paninis right now
>he looks at us
>we laugh at him
>he stares at the floor and leaves
>take them anyway for /sp/
>De Bruyne+Lewandowski
not bad
why are German men so beta
>>67167150
And then Wagner gets sold for 15 million to an English team. Who's dumb now?
>>67167126
Since /bundes/ lacks the football expertise, I'm talking about Antonio Rüdiger.
reminder that thiago, xabi alonso, bernat and alaba could not stop saul yesterday. Saul wasn't even sprinting. you can't make this fecal matter up
>Borussia Dortmund GmbH & Co. KGaA
>FC Bayern München AG
>>67167198
that's just your average Bayern defensive play
Thiago doesn't want a yellow
Xabi is too slow
Bernat is too bad for this level of CL
and Alaba is always busy trying to look perfect for an instagram/twitter pic instead of actually paying attention
>>67167190
>I'm talking about Antonio Rüdiger.
They already had Rüdiger though.
>>67167166
shit read
pls stop blogging in /bundes/ and stick with tumblr thx
>>67167262
try to not count the tiles on the floor next time
>>67167170
I'm dumb for watching this shit and being emotionally invested in it.
>>67167249
I know. But they should have gotten him back last year.
>>67167166
>collecting paninis is worth of being mocked
keep being a retard
>>67167238
more like
thiago is shit at defending
xabi is one slow fuck
bernat is just plain shit
alaba was scared to foul in the box
>>67167312
I doubt he'd want to go back, considering how he left in the first place.
>>67167327
you literally repeated my post
great
>>67167166
pls tell me you're a syrian goddess
>>67167305
I lost my emotional investment after being a HSV supporter. I have now ascended to Nirvana.
>>67167342
thanks
>>67167341
Well
>hätte hätte fahrradkette
but they had two young promising CBs with Hummels and Subotic at the time, so there was no way playing BL there. He would have joined the team with a completely different standing last year.
BUYERN
BUYERNSLIGA
>>67164427
It reminds you of sticker albums
>>67167656
i saw your thread
good thread
Who will buy the kimmich meme?
>>67167739
dortmund ;)
>>67167739
crystal palace or rayo vallecano
>>67167797
Bayern players lack the quality to play for our team
Bayern 5-1 Wolfsburg
Wolfsburg 2-0 Real Madrid
Atletico 1-1 Real Madrid
Bayern will win 6-1 against Atletico
>>67167936
memes aside
it's not even that unlikely for Bayern to win at home
all depends on Simeone taking Rayo seriously or not
if they don't win on the weekend they're out of the league title race
>>67167739
pep takes him to city, shouts at him for the next few years
>>67167999
No one doubts that they can't win against Atletico at home. But they won't be able to keep a clean sheet and they won't be able to end the game with +2 goal difference.
>>67168113
pretty much this
They should have announced this earlier.
Maybe Pep would have stayed.
>>67168348
you still want him?
>>67168364
I am a Dortmund fan. Pep is a big loss for them.
holy shit what a joke. Is this the end of the bundesliga? You cant take that shit seriously anymore
>>67168598
Aren't you excited to see Darmstadt, Ingolstadt and Hoffenheim battle it out for who ends up 13th?
>>67168598
but but muuh interesting relegation fight
>>67168113
they only need +1
>>67168807
I said no clean sheet.
Maybe Hummels and Gundogan are leaving
but on the bright side, Ousmane Dembélé, the future GOAT, is going to sign a 5 year contract
>>67168861
Perfect, he'll be ready for Bayern in 5 years.
What do most Bayern customers think of English referee Mark Clattenberg's performance last night?
>>67168883
they sucked every good player out of dortmund they will move on to gladbach now
the bad guys win again
>>67168892
shit, but he didn't ruin the game.
>>67168854
why do you think that
Atletico only managed to score once yesterday + 1 huge chance
and Boateng will be back
It's time for dinner at my place
>Kommentar zu #Hummels von @DirkKrampe: "Kein Platz für Romantik, wenn die Titel ausbleiben"
also deluded liverpoo fans
Denmark's comments in the Hummels thread are cringey as fuck.
>>67169380
i think its qt
http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/sport/fussball/guardiola-liess-den-verhassten-rasen-ausmessen/story/31938529
lmao
>>67169725
>it's not my fault
everytime. pathetic
why is this allowed?
>>67169366
Maybe because he sucked ass vs. Liverpool? Maybe they could have actually gone through if he didn't defend like a toddler on rollerskates?
>>67169813
Past it:
>Lahm
>Ribery
>Robben
>Vidal
>Ratinha
>Neuer
Possibly gone:
>Thiago
Shines only against Traktor FC:
>Costa
Tuchel blowing the shit out of Bayern in the next years, believe me.
>>67169895
kek
>Dummels
>>67169813
You forgot Ben Arfa
>>67169813
needs Aubameyang as Lewa beckup
>>67169918
plus gundogam as benchwarmer and domestique
>>67170184
do you think he'll ever get a legitimate (you) without asking a question?
>>67169826
the part where I talked about liverpool was reffering to my pic, not the quote about hummels. calm down
>>67169895
>Ribery
>past it
jog on
>poop guardiolel
is he intellectually challenged, lads?
>>67170184
Hello Kyouko
>>67169895
Vidal has been the biggest positive surprise this season in European football
http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/fussball-bundesliga-vom-bvb-zu-den-bayern-der-grosse-poker-um-mats-hummels-1.2972432-2
tl;dr:
>Dortmund want 40 million
>Bayern want to balance any possible fee against a Götze transfer back to Dortmund
>Dortmund would prefer getting him on a free next year
>Toprak would be their preferred replacement, and they reckon they have a good chance
>>67170417
>1 year of contract left
>40 million
kek
>Toprak
Kek
Might as well buy Tasci
>>67170471
Yeah, they're pretty obviously putting a ridiculous demand, so they can seem to be coming down, and agree on a fee, somewhere between 30 and 40. Also Hummels wants any deal to be done before the Euros.
Future sex robot here
It will be 23mil and Götze
r8 my tripcode
>>67170563
i've made a mistake
this is the real tripcode
>>67170417
>Götze transfer back to Dortmund
Fucking digusting
>>67169895
Vidal is great, though
>>67170582
I'm not your friend, guy
>>67170605
I'm not your guy, buddy
movie or liverpool - villareal?
Did Bayern even said they want to buy Hummels?
>>67164947
>>67164938
Why did he delete that? To not hurt the feelings of Hummels future employer?
There is no way Hummels will play in the DFB Pokal final
>>67170817
Movie or maybe watch the darts
Oh god I pray that Dortmund doesn't:
1. accept Götze as payment
2. buy Toprak as replacement
>>67171182
why not
Night
>>67171337
slut
>>67171359
this
>>67171337
Fuck you
>>67171359
Love you
>>67171379
Indifferent towards you
I am going to watch Liverpool - Villareal now, then watch I Was Born, But...
Ooh
just ordered a rollo
Who buyern hate here?
>>67171529
>ordering rollo
time for a hand bath
>>67171223
Götze:
- traitor
- 1 year left plus Bayern pays him a mega salary so if they add him to the deal they'll make a financial plus (I don't see them selling him to any other club)
Toprak:
- he's a solid Bundesliga player but Dortmund's solid Bundesliga player transfers were underwhelming
- already 27
- missed lots of matches due to injuries this year
- they'll ask for > €15m
Villareal look good
dortmund should sell aubameyang for a really high price as soon as they can and then buy Bakambu. What great treachery that will be!
>>67171568
Ok.
Didn't know Toprak was 27 already.
>>67171645
just like you
Dortmund should ask for Rode cash
>>67171669
Thanks
lot of sexual tension in /bundes/ today
>>67171694
>today
>>67171694
8% of /bundes/ is female after all
villareal is so underrated. I think they are better than dortmund
>Laut Informationen des „Kicker“ verdichteten sich am Donnerstag die Anzeichen, dass der Klub seinem „Eigengewächs“ Stendel den schwierigen Auftrag der sofortigen Rückkehr in die Bundesliga erteilen wird. Er werde eine Handlungsempfehlung geben und hoffen, dass Klubboss Martin Kind dieser folgen wird, ließ der mit der Trainersuche beauftragte Geschäftsführer Sport Martin Bader durchblicken. Konkrete Namen nannte er nicht, fügte allerdings hinzu: „Bei dieser Handlungsempfehlung werde ich einer gewissen Logik folgen.“ Diese Logik besteht nach „Kicker“-Informationen darin, dem jetzigen Coach nach seiner überzeugenden Arbeit der letzten Wochen weiterhin zu vertrauen.
lads, will the bundesliga ever be completive or is it stuck in buyerenwinslol purgatory forever
>>67172082
I hope that they're going to choke next season under Ancelotti. I really do.....
>>67172082
don't worry, HSV will win it next year
>>67172132
this
>>67172082
Once every 7 years Buyern will come in second
>>67172082
Köln will win it next year
>>67172082
Maybe if someone crashed Bayern's plane with no survivors.
>>67172412
yes
>>67172431
we should get united to do it, they are experts at crashing planes in munich after all
the sport1 pundit sounds bored
>>67172498
delete
Wow
Look at these guys
>>67172431
that would be fun
evens - read
odds - watch the footy
>>67172626
roll
>>67172626
Haruki Murakami can wait
Bayern
good
the numbers have spoken
>>67172708
yeah beacause he's a hack
>>67172563
I looked, what now?
Am I bandwagoner because I started following Dortmund once Mkhi was traded?
>>67172748
yeah he's no Pessoa innit. good train station author though
>>67172760
Nothing
Should Bayern get a new keeper?
Neuer is kinda shit as of late.
>>67172813
haven't read Pessoa.
I was half joking actually. he can be quite comfy to read just nothing world moving.
>>67172828
see here
>>67171694
>>67172893
he's quite comfy because there's no style and no reflexion on meta literature. Just another Tao Lin tier author. Ryu Murakami is fairly better though
good night, friends.
>>67172943
ok
>>67173110
see here
>>67171359
>>67173110
night
james milner getting his yearly nutmeg
>Kurz vor dem so wichtigen Spiel gegen den VfB Stuttgart hat Werder Bremens Mannschaftskapitän Clemens Fritz für eine positive Überraschung im Lager des abstiegsbedrohten Bundesligisten gesorgt. Der 35 Jahre alte Kapitän der Bremer kündigte am Donnerstagabend auf der Homepage des Vereins überraschend den Rücktritt vom Rücktritt an.
>positive Überraschung
>The hansa city of Bremen
>>67172563
Hummels on the right
The more I think about the Hummels transfer the angrier I get and I'm not even a Dortmund fan.
Good night.
Krohn-Dehli is ded
>>67173722
Why?
why have these first legs been so...zzzzzzzzzz...?
>>67173806
I think he went to sleep
good night
>>67173782
I hope it's not that serious
>>67173923
*unzips*
>>67173980
Av av av
At his age this could be the end. Certainly won't make the Kirin Cup :/
Liverpoo
>>67174417
good post friend
