SadBum edition
HOU 0 @ SEA 1 Final
TOR 4 @ OAK 5 Final
BOS 5 @ NYY 2 Final
TEX 1 @ CHC 3 Final
BAL 2 @ TB 1 B5th
NYM 0 @ PHI 0 T2nd
PIT 0 @ WSH 0 Delayed
CLE 0 @ MIN 0 Warmups
COL 0 @ ATL 0 B2nd
KC 4 @ DET 1 B1st
MIA 0 @ STL 0 B1st
SF @ SD 8:40 PM EST
CWS @ LAA 9:05 PM EST
>rags lose again
>blow jays lose again
>wankees lose again
>memeiners actually win
>Ryan Howard HR
Logan Verrett is legitimately awful. He's somehow worse then a broken Fat Harvey and Bartolo Colon. Suicide when?
>>69577600
It's like the one thing left he can do.
A's imo
>>69577593
elbow/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow
good
fat
>>69577634
delet
Indians @ Twins
Not TribeOP but I did my best...
>>69577578
>>69577578
>>69577578
>>69577611
whew lad
Injuns
>>69577697
I haven't followed baseball too long, is it acceptable to be a fan of a player? I really like Yu Darvish but rooting for a Texas team sits poorly with me.
>>69577611
am i the only one who would be to grossed out to go into that pool?
how many stds are floating in there?
all that human body oil glistening on top of the water like some sort of pool of bodily vinaigrette...plus the transexual dodger fan smirking like he just peed in that pool and no one even knows
guys i couldnt go in there...
>>69577741
Yeah. It's just you.
>current division leader least likely to make the postseason
>team currently out of the postseason (wildcard included) most likely to make it
Baltimore
Houston
>>69577804 DOYERS Y LOS DBACKS
>>69577816
Cleveland
Pittsburgh
>wake up
>Mariners win 1-0
ty based Rockbear
>>69577816
>rags
>>69577856
ty based kiwi mariners fan
>>69577832
>Cleveland
Bucs at Nats
Game time 8:15 EST
>>69577793
Nah, public pools are disgusting
>>69577927
Cleveland just won their once per 30 years championship
dont get greedy
>>69577927
>Corey Kluber is the worst starter in the Indians rotation
>>69577740
Definitely. It's especially common when a player used to play for your team and moves on but any good player should be respected.
>>69577927
When Kluber is your worst pitcher you know you're in a good spot
>>69578005
Scary as fuck
>>69578002
Wouldn't entering an era of good feelings make them even more likely to reach post-season? Seriously, what's the legitimate argument that the Indians don't at least get a WC?
ok mlb, who is your favorite new addition to the team. Rookie, trade or new singing
Ms fan, Dae Ho Lee with an honorable mention for Edwin Diaz
>>69577927
that rotation will get fucking smoked in october
>>69578044
>Seriously, what's the legitimate argument that the Indians don't at least get a WC?
dont have one, royals meme magic appears to have run out, its just a feeling that 3/5 of their rotation will go to shit down the stretch
actually, could the rangers just forfeit the rest of their games? It'd be a lot less embarrassing, and would save me a lot of time and frustration.
Bannister please consider.
>>69578064
by whom?
>Reds/Brewers game
>Lucroy clearly swings and misses
>called foul ball
>next pitch is a home run
>>69578071
I don't deny this is possible, but I'd have to see it first. Outside of injuries happening, there's no reason they don't run away with the division and at least contend in the post-season.
>>69578091
Boston, or if they manage to make it that far the giants
>>69578107
>>69578107
Bucs at Nats
>>69578107
>>69578107
>>69578105
>Indians give up a season record amount of runs to the Red Sox
>But the Red Sox pitching is so shit the Indians sweep them
SF Giants vs SD Padres
8:40 PM ET | 5:40 PM PT
>>69578054
>>69578054
>>69578054
>>69578064
>in October
But I was responding to him saying they were least likely to reach October.
Mets broadcast with the cheeky banter on that fat fan
Is there anything more annoying by an announcer than calling a player by a cutesy nickname instead of just by their last name?
>>69578106
On a two strike count I meant
Ryan Howard hits into the shift and when he was thrown out, not even half way to first. Fucking disgusting.
>>69578105
>>69578122
But the Indians rotation makes those 2 staffs look like AAA. Giants aren't making the WS anyway
>inb4 IT'S AN EVEN YEAR
>>69578182
>Because there's never been a throwing or other kind of error that results in reaching base
Players that don't hustle should be fined every time desu
>>69578182
>>69578210
Not meaning to defend him but it's also probably because he can't run anymore. His Achilles are both held together by paper clips and chewed gum. Fucker is legit slower than even David Ortiz now.
>>69578199
>but its an even yea... oh
All memes aside the Giants look good.
Great top 3 rotation, good offense with Pence coming back soon and a lot of postseason experience which does matter a little
not saying they are guaranteed for the world series but they look like they have a good shot.
>>69578199
Give me one good reason why the Giants can't make it to the World Series
>>69578250
haven't been following baseball since spring training, but I would say the diamondbacks are a real threat.
Greinke and Miler should be one of the best 1-2 in baseball
>>69577611
Those things probably sag down to her tattoos without the support bra.I'll take large, but still perky due to the magic of SCIENCE.
Also, 95% camo index.
>>69578160
Anything that comes out of the Nationals' commentators mouths
>>69578272
...you're joking right? They're 19 games back. Greinke is hurt and Miller is in AAA because he sucks so bad
>>69578272
Either you're a good troll, or you're in for a big shocker
>>69578250
Playoff Cueto
He's like the black Kershaw
>>69578321
>>69578322
>haven't been following baseball since spring training
>>69578303
I like the Nats commentators
>>69578182
>>69578210
>you now remember that Sean Casey got thrown out at 1st on a base hit to left
>>69578335
>complete game shutout in the WS
>will be pitching against NL teams leading up to the WS this year
>>69578338
>not taking 2 seconds to type "MLB standings" in google
>>69578374
I'm saying it's bait, anonymous.
>>69578338
>he said it so it must be serious
Buck truck rolls on
Hitting was a total shitshow but Tillman was gr8
Britton with a much cleaner save this time
>>69578437
Isn't there a new Buck Truck senpai?
>>69578464
There is but Kim is currently hurt so I have to use vintage Rickard memes until he's healthy
>>69578437
Cubs would be perfect for this. With the wagon hitched to the back being the ever increasing pile of players on the DL.
If I didn't suck at photoshop, I'd do it.
>>69578409
>>69578389
>>69578374
>>69578338
>>69578322
>>69578321
thanks for the laugh guys
The giants will win the division, meme their way to another world series and continue the even year meme for another 2 years
When will it end mlb?
Anyone have a low crown new era fitted? Thinking of copping one
based Ichiro will break up the no hitter for #2992
>>69578575
too late it's over
RIP Mariners, shut down by their own pitcher.
>>69578567
me. only wiggers buy regular
Fucking Bankees, you are supposed to beat >bombston
>>69578612
yeah the bankees are SHIT
>>69578612
>Yankees
>Beating anyone
>>69578612
>Jeters last game is a meaningless walkoff in a September
>Ortiz's last game is a world series winning walk off
>>69578637
agreed
he walks off back to the dugout after striking out, securing the WS win for the NL
>>69578670
and the even year meme continues
JUST
>Duda flashbacks triggered
Thank you based Loney
>>69578691
>those phillies fans
>>69578691
rip beer
>>69578691
>caught on camera cowering in fear
cut your losses and just leave the stadium. you're safe to drive since you let your 30 dollar beer explode before taking a sip
>lillies defense
>Eickhoff
>lillies
>>69578730
Angels vs Sox
>>69573888
>National League
>free outs
>American League doesn't have free outs
>Who is Darwin Barney
>Who is Troy Tulowitzki
>Who is JB Shuck
>Who is the entire Chicago White Sox roster
There's plenty more that I don't know about because I don't give a shit about the American League, but you get the idea.
UNLEASH THE SANDY LION MEMES
>mfw the Mets still manage to blow this scoring chance but I lost my virginity so I won't get mad over trivial things
>>69578829
It will wear off. You'll start getting mad over trivial things again soon enough
>>69578829
>lost my virginity
Pic related?
>>69578808
>>Who is Darwin Barney
>>Who is Troy Tulowitzki
>>Who is JB Shuck
>>Who is the entire Chicago White Sox roster
3 players and one shit team
the nl literally has a free out every 9 batters every game
>inb4 webms of bumgarner hrs and his .154 average
>>69578881
obviously not, the puppers not disappointed and ashamed
>>69578883
Moving the goalpost much?
>>69578913
>a couple players and one team is the same as every single team in the league
dont have to move any goalposts to prove that pitchers suck at hitting. Are you seriously trying to argue that they dont suck?
>>69578883
Pitchers only take at bats in the 9 spot about 60% of the time, and they get a hit about half as often as the average player. It really isn't that big of a deal. There wouldn't be such a small dip in BA. between NL and AL if it was
>>69578936
a pitcher and a bench player is unequivocally worse than a dh. You can argue his form a "real baseball" standpoint if you want, but its undeniable that the 9 spot in nl is worse than the dh in al
>>69578962
>implying DHs aren't literally bench players
>>69578979
>ignoring the point because you cant refute it
>>69579007
I'm ignoring the "point" because there's nothing to say...obviously there's a difference, but it's negligible
Seriously, why isn't Trout on the trading block? The Angels could fleece desperate teams like the Dodgers if they traded him.
>>69579036
>one of the best hitting pitchers .157/.237/.308
>one of the best hitting DH's .330/.423/.670
>negligible
sure thing buddy
>>69579118
>he's too stupid and hates the NL too much to use reading comprehension and realize he's talking abut the average AL and average NL batting averages being essentially equal
seriously, what kind of ""people"" are AL """"fans""""
>>69579114
Trout is nearly untradeable. prospects are unknown gambles. Even if a team threw their 10 best prospects at the angels, the chance of any one being as good as trout is almost 0. the chance of any three being as good as trout and the 2 other positions they take over is incredibly small.
It would take a trade involving a proven, elite mlb player and multiple top prospects to get trout. Like Machado and the orioles top 5 prospects. There is almost no trade that would work for both teams
The only way it happens if Trout demands a trade but he seems happy to waste away on the angels
>>69579118
to be fair, the best average for a pitcher this season is .350
>>69579149
>AL and average NL batting averages
but im talking about two specific places out of 9
once you get the entire league involved its impossible to compare
please tell me that nl pitchers are as good as al dh's. Thats all i want to hear
>>69579172
who?
![10746128_G[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RalfJvj.jpg "10746128_G[1].jpg")
Mauer.....
Hey, Mauer.......
HEY, MAUERRRRRRRRRRR
How do you feel seeing Justin Morneau like this?
>>69579212
JUST
>>69579188
Corbin
>>69579118
>1 out of 9 spots
>roughly half of the time it's a position player batting
>when it is a pitcher they get a hit roughly half as often as a DH
>NL batting average is only .007 points lower because of how infrequently pitcher's hit and the fact that they still get hits occasionally
What don't you understand?
>>69578808
>>Who is Darwin Barney
.737 OPS
>>Who is Troy Tulowitzki
.765 OPS
>>Who is JB Shuck
.689 OPS
>>Who is the entire Chicago White Sox roster
.714 OPS
Pitchers have a .333 OPS
Stop being stupid on purpose please.
>>69579231
>What don't you understand?
I guess this
>>69579236
Richard Justice @richardjustice 23h23 hours ago
Do @Astros have room for both Gurriel and Bregman? Child, please. They're 30th in OPS in CF, 28th at 1B, 24th at DH, 23rd at 3B, 12th in LF.
>Child, please.
>Child
>please
kek
KEK
>>69579245
What don't you understand about it?
>>69579236
OPS is a meme stat.
>>69579259
why the shitty al players you cherry picked are still so much better than pitchers
What did he mean by this?
>>69579265
That wasn't me though, I posted this >>69579231
Why don't you understand that pitchers batting pretty much makes no difference?
And why don't you understand this? >>69579236
You don't understand that position players hit better than pitchers...or what?
>>69579175
but that wasn't what he was talking about you goddamn moron
maybe if you didnt shift the goalposts so much people would take you seriously
![tumblr_inline_oa8gt9JHjL1t7ywzd_540[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/u8VRfx1.png "tumblr_inline_oa8gt9JHjL1t7ywzd_540[1].png")
This is a very good Mets image but there is no Mets gamethread so I'm posting it here.
>>69579286
The Big Caucasian Cock coming at you!
>>69579288
>pitchers batting pretty much makes no difference
>You don't understand that position players hit better than pitchers...or what
>>69579328
>pretending to be retarded
>pretending you don't understand how little pitcher's hit and how little difference it makes overall
>>69578691
>>69578729
this DESU. It only takes a moment to take you hat off and catch the ball with that
>its an nl tries to defend their archaic version of baseball general
>>69579375
>ass league fan defends creating a position for players too fat to field
i have truly seen the other side of reality. the pain and suffering of this mortal universe is non-existent compared to the horrors that await you.
Hey guys,
Guys,
Seriously, guys,
I have a better solution.
How about we.....
Now check this out:
How about we get rid of pitchers batting AND designated hitters......
And just have an 8-man hitting line-up?
>>69579468
But 8 isn't divisible by 3!
>>69579468
too sensible
>>69579468
fuck off
>>69579468
kys
>>69579468
get the fuck out
>>69579468
I don't think you fully understand how imbecilic your viewpoint is, faggot.
>>69579468
>not even baseball pants make that ass pop
>lives in Muslim paradise
No thanks
Also your idea sucks
Can't be the only one who is just waiting patiently for the collapse of "Frisco".
Fucking dying.
>Bumgarner is Cy Young
I think you meant "Sigh Young"
Kansas City
>>69579709
>talking shit about a 2.12 era
Choose better battles anon
>>69579768
>Kershaw on DL
>Greinke on DL
>Pomeranz not in the West. .......Bumgarner still not the top pitcher of the National League West let alone the league itself.
Even if i made all this up (I didn't) it's literally true.
>highest payroll in baseball
>2nd place
>scoring one (1) run off of Diamondbacks pitching
Holy shit XD
>>69579779
>implying health doesnt matter
actually pitching games matters more than having potential on the dl
>>69579768
>not under 2
Sure is garbage pitcher in here
>MULTIPLE
Ive seen all I needed to see
Tigers are winning the world series
>>69579836
is it 2010 again?
>>69579820
>>69579865
>fluke hits
Shit just give him the cy young already
>>69579938
youre right. fluke hits dont count
lets compare bum and kersh world series stats
>>69579938
Is it really a fluke if he's done it multiple times?
WAIT
Is it TRUE the WHOS haven't scored a run in like 30 (THIRTY) innings?!!?!?!?!?!?
>>69579975
Yes
>>69579975
have they ever really scored a run?
>>69579975
ART
R
T
I'd actually feel sorry for the fans if well, they existed.
>>69579975
Nope
It's 31 now
>>69579949
Sure you already changed the subject once when you had no response so why wouldnt you do it again?
>>69579970
yes. The giants have won more than one championship
Twindians
>>69580033
Is the Dodgers not winning a national league pennant (not a World Series, just a pennant) in a quarter century+ just a fluke too then?
>>69579865
>that gif
ive never seen that kershaw reaction before haha
>>69579991
>>69580000
>>69580010
>>69580018
why does hawk harrelson broadcast for the white sox if he never played for them?
>>69580066
He was GM for a short time.
mlb network LITERALLY put up this graphic today
>>69580066
>>69580104
>Harrelson served as a Chicago White Sox announcer from 1982 to 1985 and briefly left broadcasting during the 1986 season to become the White Sox's General Manager. During his one season as GM, Harrelson fired field manager Tony La Russa (who was soon hired by the Oakland Athletics) and assistant general manager Dave Dombrowski (who became baseball's youngest general manager with the Montreal Expos just two years later). Harrelson also traded rookie Bobby Bonilla, later a six-time All-Star, to the Pittsburgh Pirates for pitcher José DeLeón.
pretty disastrous tenure
>>69580055
No thats just bad luck.
>>69580066
Vin scully never played for the dodgers
I think we can all agree that the AL is the baby league because they don't let their pitchers hit and have a roided monkey who's sole position is to that.
>>69580132
yeah but vin scully isn't a bottom 5 broadcaster
Happenings in Anaheim
>>69580132
>bad luck
...so kind of like a fluke?
>>69580132
Vin Scully's childhood team was the Giants
>>69579791
>scoring 0 runs off of brandon mccarthy
>inb4 frazier GIDP
>6 pick off attempts to 1st with a runner at 3rd in a 1 run game in the 9th
Madman
>>69580111
>Implying the jew who owns the cubs won't go 'fuck it all' and dump all the money needed to get Harper to the Cubs since them winning a World Series is the last thing he needs in his plan to take over and completely redevelop Wrigelyvile.
He's already won the war against the rooftop owners that's been going on for 30 years and building his hotel where the hollowed Wrigely Field McDonalds was (Basically the cheapest place to get food and a good hang out where the owner loved the Cubs and had the place basically be a giant shrine to them.) I'm sure the city wouldn't give a shit if he blew up several square blocks with people still living inside when it happens if he got the Cubs to win it all.
32 consecutive scoreless innings
3 consecutive scoreless games
Matt Shoemaker CGSO w/ 13K
>Jansen
>>69580152
I gathered deep stats from only the greatest statisticians to bring you this official guide to baseball
As you can plainly see, the National League is very much baby's first EZ mode with zero effort required to play
>shite sux
thanks for nothing
>white sox
>whos
>>69580249
>Less outs
That means it's harder because you have less chances to score. AL is the true Baby league.
>>69580251
>a's fan
>paying attention to the standings
wut
>>69580272
This would only apply in interleague, which is for actual infants only.
is shoemaker, dare i say it, back?
>tfw white sox fan
Help
>>69580285
>interleague
>Not having your pitcher hitting home runs during them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGXGoIOaTeo
The Power of Pilates compels you.
>>69580307
Giving steroids to a baby is illegal.
>rags
>2-8 in L10
>>69580307
>>69580285
>not bypassing the DH and having your pitcher rip a double
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/26668474/v876979883/sfoak-bumgarner-doubles-in-first-atbat-in-al-park
In their last 14 games, the Texas Rangers have a -50 run differential.
Chicago White Sox
>>69580372
>>69580366
>>69580329
>1 strike away
>>69580249
how do you figure this? the home team dosen't win every NL game anon
>>69580249
technically that's only true if the NL pitcher has a complete game
>>69580358
>Get a hit because the outfielder bungles the catch
>Not using the stadium to make the outfielder fuck up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8z2205EwHQ
>>69580372
We survived 2013, we can survive this.
>>69580402
remember this
>>69580402
Meant to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9HGZE6fbW0
>>69580329
Pitchers 0-9
Starters haven't gotten to 6 innings in that time
Mazara has gone cold
Profar has gone cold
Its that time of the season I suppose
>>69580402
>>69580420
>he doesn't have a relief pitcher with a 1.000 batting average on his team
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fZQ9ctZWuFc
>>69579609
to be fair most softball "athletes" are just title 9 babies filling a rooster spot so the school does not get sued like fuck
>>69580061
>>69580437
>Getting a hit against the rockies at Coors
Now that's easy mode.
>>69580189
>mfw he quietly pops a Viagra and faps every time they win another WS
>His bullpen doesn't play a game of chicken with foul balls.
Considering how some of these fucks are preforming, a line drive the skull would be a good thing.
>fags fans thought poo darshit would save them today
LMFAO
>>69580416
is there such a thing as a fog delay?
>>69580466
>being this obsessed
>>69580437
>he doesn't have the best hitting pitcher in baseball on his team
>>69580465
Kek
Just tobh famm, both these Dodgers and Giants games are lit af right now
>>69580480
>Needing to tie her top that tight to get cleavage and lift
Plastic is always going to be more fantastic.
>>69580480
I never saw a match of this sport, I don't know the rules and don't know what this "T" stands for, but I appreciate these boobs.
Moar!
>>69580516
I know as a woman you probably have to be careful and are probably regularly skeeved out by creepy dudes, but I'd happily hand over $100 or more to spunk on those melons.
>>69580531
The T stands for >one strike away: Twice
>>69580557
>Thinking that picture is of me
>Thinking women post on 4chan.
>Thinking women use the internet at all
I want retarded normal fags like yourself to go back to whatever awful site you spawned from.
>>69580531
please watch our sport big strong german
>>69580581
>implying he isn't just a deluded and horny and lonely autist
:/
>>69580576
>This post does not contain boobs
What does he mean by this?
>>69580592
>implying he shouldn't fuck off back to his containment board that is /r9k/
>>69580581
>take post seriously
>call someone else a normie
You normals need to stop taking shit literally and lurk moar
>>69580588
Max Kepler indeed sounds like a German name and it looks like his collar is black-red-gold 2bh
>>69580616
>Getting caught as the loser you are
>Pretending you were just pretending to be retarded.
This is my rightful clay, take your savagery elsewhere.
>>69580641
>implying I was the one you were posting to and not another person just pointing out that you are a normie
The game tonight was pretty fun.
>>69580661
>Implying you aren't
>>69580669
upvote
Can the AL meme their way to victory using their bullpen or use their DH as pitchers? I think not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpW5BPy-4m4
>>69580600
My bad
>>69580697
>Bitch hasn't done a nude shot yet.
Even Lucy Pinder finally did the right thing. People need to stop giving Denise Milani attention.
>Doyers baserunning
What the fuck was that?
>>69580675
I'm not going to try and convince a normal like you
Who /beatthestreak/ here?
What point are you supposed to actually do some research on your picks and not just pick guys who are good?
>>69580692
Thanks /b/ro
>>69580721
>Seagers
Not even once
>>69580727
>Calling a normie normal.
That's your fatal mistake along with pretending you're someone else.
Already exposed using the tired and true system.
>dads
>This umpball in Arizona
>>69580721
I just hope the Snakes can pull this one out, PLEASE!!!
BEAT LA!
>Poo egg
His incompetence is the gift that keeps on giving
>Puig groundout on a clear ball 4 with the bases loaded
that sloot in the giants broadcast is extremely drunk
i'd still hit it
>pweeg
>PUIG
