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>NL pitching edition

also Pomeranz to Boston
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royals
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A's
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>>69552774
what
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who /first/ here
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Steroids
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>>69552844

Josh Donaldson
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>>69552858
who?
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Your average Toronto Blue Jay
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Bump the other thread to 500 so it can auto sage you retards
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>>69552863
jash danalson
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>>69552863
He means Jash Danulson
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>>69552883
sucks he got hit but his reaction is hilarious
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>>69552892
that graceful arch as he goes down is quite pretty
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>>69552754
IGNORE THIS THREAD

SOLER MADE THIS THREAD EARLY

ignore it and wait for a new real thread in the old general

ABANDON THIS THREAD
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Breaking the Canadian flag combo
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>>69552927

fuck off fag
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Are the Mariners ever going to the playoffs again? It's been 15 years and they have two wildcard teams now, but the Mariners have to leap frog several teams to get in.

Mariners have three players in their 30s signed to huge deals. They could go to the way of the Angels without many promising young talents. They will probably have to rebuild again in two years and wait another 5 years to make the playoffs.
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>>69552946

>memeiners
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>>69552946
nobody cared the first time
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>>69552774
He just says what we're all thinking
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>>69552946
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hernafe02-pitch.shtml#pitching_postseason
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I didn't do shit.

However, DAVID ORTIZ is always doing big shit.
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>>69553036
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How come I didn't know about this shit?

>July 10, 2013

>San Francisco Giants pitcher Chad Gaudin has been charged with lewdness after police say he touched the breast of a woman on a gurney at a Las Vegas hospital

>Gaudin was drunk about 4:30 a.m. when he approached a 23-year-old woman on a gurney

>woman told police she was lying on a gurney in the emergency room lobby when Gaudin appeared, told her “she was gorgeous” and touched her face and breast

>witness heard Gaudin say, “I will take care of you, don’t worry about them,” to the woman and then saw him touch her face, leg and breast

>paramedic also saw the incident and told Gaudin to stay away from the woman, but he refused

>Hospital security held him down until police arrived

>“Gaudin was still yelling and using profanity,” when police arrived, the arresting officer wrote in his report

Anytime I think of players I hate, along with Kevin Gregg, Roberto Novoa, and Milton Bradley, Chad Gaudin is somewhere on that list.
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>Source confirms: White Sox are promoting Carson Fulmer to the majors, and he will be activated tomorrow.
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>>69553072
>mfw lewdness is an actual crime
if that roastie knew sports she would have let him cum inside her and then baby trap him
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>>69553077

@jesseburkhart
Hearing rumor White Sox top prospect Carson Fulmer is getting the call to the majors as soon as tomorrow. Threw at team’s AZ complex today.

8:32 PM - 14 Jul 2016

>(You)
>Canada being this late
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>>69553093
No one posted it
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>>69552754
>create and link to new thread early because you're a faggot
>shitpost in old thread to reach the bump limit because you're a faggot
>re-link new thread because you're a faggot
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>>69553106
Literally who cares. It's a good OP. Really exhibits NL "pitching" at its finest
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Reminder that Johnny Cueto is absolutely unable to pitch under pressure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcLUw3_oN1g
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>>69553100

Because no one even knows what team this pitching prospect will be playing for.

It's a spooky fucking mystery.

>>69553106
>>69553117

I don't get all this drama. Why don't we let threads go to like 525+ posts? They'll fucking survive until then. Are children this dramatic?
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>>69553072
>being this new
it was discussed for a day or two on /mlb/
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>>69552816
>red sox get pomeranz
>another huge name the A's have had in the last few years who is a stud who we traded
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>>69553072
Because no one even knows what team this pitcher will be playing for.

It's a spooky fucking mystery.
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>>69553072
It's the biggest reason they didn't re-sign him despite his breakout year. He fell off the map immediately.
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I gotta tell you guys, I go on Reddit's sports boards for the shitposting (NBA, NHL, soccer and NFL). A lot of people on there watch the sport for the enjoyment of watching the sport

Then I go onto baseball's and they are all a bunch of autistic sabermetrics faggots, always talking about advanced stats, WAR, ERA+, etc. Like everything there is some obscure advanced metric-based argument.

Why does it seem like fans of the NBA, soccer, NFL and NHL are bros but baseball fans are always these blithering calculator autists?
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>>69553187
https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/4svktl/getting_the_2016_braves_to_the_playoffs/
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So is a Red Cux vs Giant(cucks) Worlds Eries confirmed?
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>>69553137

You stupid cock sucking motherfucker, I don't even remember hearing the news about it. Ever. I fucking hate Chad Gaudin and would have been overjoyed at being exposed to the fact that that white trash motherfucker was indeed a white trash motherfucker.

>>69553152

A fucking leaf.

>>69553163

Interesting. I bet the Cardinals gave him a good look.
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>>69553187
The gap between the "thinking-fan" and the "drinking-fan" in other sports isn't very large. You can be well learned or some drunk and still have the same opinion and agree.
In baseball it doesn't work that way
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>>69553272
All baseball fans agree that David Ortiz is the greatest player to ever take the field
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>>69553313
Oh, is this still going on?

Haven't been able to post much since the ASG.
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>Pomeranz to Boston

why the fuck would you give them good pitching wtf i hate stupid teams

if you just fucking let them rot away with their current "pitching" then theyd waste all that young talent they have and rot into oblivion

YOURE ENABLING THEM YOU FAGS
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Every HOF induction from here on out will have a vague fog of steroid suspicion hanging over it

Yes, I am implying
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>>69553198
>david price
>world series
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>>69553604
Yeah, but the Red Sox have David "Big Papi" Ortiz
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Anyone have a non rival team they irrationally hate? I despise the Nationals since they moved from Montreal. Poor canucks..
The Nats seem so fake to me for some reason
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>>69553685
That's largely Loria's fault, and it's fully justifiable to hate things he's involved with
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>>69553685
All expansion and/or relocated teams feel that way. You just need to give them time to grow and then it eventually feels normal
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>>69553685
The Rockies. They're just so worthless, and every player that they produce turns out to be shit when he leaves their shitty field.
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Ocassional reminder that the only team in the NL West (and only team in California) not good enough to win a pennant in 27 years is the Los Angeles Dodgers.
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At 31-58 (.348) on the season, the road to the playoffs for the Atlanta Braves is littered with obstacles. Some of these obstacles are tossed into the road by superior NL clubs, such as Washington, New York, Miami, Philadelphia, Chicago, St. Louis, Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Cincinnati, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Arizona, San Diego, and Colorado. But other obstacles have been placed in the road by the Braves themselves, obstacles such as "being a shitty team," "not spending money," and "giving playing time to Adonis Garcia." FanGraphs pegs the Braves division odds at 0%, their wildcard odds at 0%, and their overall playoff odds at 0%. The sabermetrics site expects Atlanta's final record to be 61-101. In addition to all of that, the Braves are expected to sell their best players (Julio Teheran, Arodys Vizcaino, and Joe from downtown Atlanta) at the trade deadline.
Most people will dismiss the Braves' season here in July, saying that there is "no way" the Braves can contend. These people look at fancy sabermetric numbers such as wins and losses and form a quick, shallow opinion. But, the games are played on the field for a reason. All is not lost for Atlanta.
How many games do the Braves need to win to reach the playoffs?

We're going to start out by conceding the division. Let's look at that tantalizingly close wildcard spot.
In 2012, both AL wildcard teams won 93 games, and the NL wildcard teams won 94 and 88. In 2013, both AL wildcard teams won 92 games, and the NL wildcard teams won 94 and 90. In 2014, the two AL wildcard teams won 89 and 88 games, while their NL counterparts won 88 games each. In 2015, the AL wildcard teams won 87 and 88 games, while the NL wildcard teams won 98 and 97.
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Braves would only need to go 59-14 (.808) to make the playoffs.
What would a 2016 Braves playoff team look like?

Assuming the Braves move Teheran, Vizcaino, and Nick Markakis for prospects, things will be pretty tight on this squad. The first step the Braves FO will take after the deadline is to ship Adonis "Creed" Garcia to Las Vegas to pursue his true career in the ring.
The roster will look like:

Infielders
Tyler Flowers
A.J. Pierzynski
Erick Aybar
Freddie Freeman
Gordon Beckham
Hunter Cervenka
Jace Peterson
Young Jeezy
Freddie Freeman's cousin

outfield
Jeff Francoeur
Ender Inciarte
Chief Noc-A-Homa
Pete Kozma

Starters
Matt Wisler
John Smoltz
Tyrell Jenkins
Mike Foltynewicz
Tom Glavine

Relievers
Chris Withrow
Ian Krol
Jim Johnson
Lucas Harrell
Hunter Cervenka
Mauricio Cabrera
Ashley Kimbrel

This roster would balance current talent (Freeman, Freeman's cousin) with veteran experience (Smoltz, Glavine, Kozma) and musical skills (Jay Wayne Jenkins). The team would have leadership, enthusiasm, and rhythm, a key factor that many teams ahead of the Braves in the standings lack.
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Dominating the schedule July through October

There are many ways for the Braves to reach the required 90 wins and a playoff spot, but I will present just one below. Feel free to imagine the numerous other paths the club could take to reach this achievement.
July 15-July 31, Summertime Happiness (ATL record: 14-2)

After the All Star break, things start off easily for the Atlanta Braves. The stumbling Rockies roll into town and right into Compound on Brady Avenue, where the team (specifically Nolan Arenado and Carlos Gonzalez) get properly smashed. The Braves sweep the series thanks to a forfeit, a rain delay, and a blistering two-hit performance by Pete Kozma. The Braves then head out to Cincinnati, where they beat up on the last-place Reds with the help of the Reds being terrible.
During the following four games at Coors Field, the Atlanta Braves power is at full potential as they muscle 1 home run in the series. Arenado and Gonzalez still have hangovers, and the Braves split the series 2-2. The road trip comes to an end in Minnesota, where the Twins offer to play a 2-game set of badminton instead of baseball, due to their recent misfortunes with the latter sport. On a coin toss, the Twins are awarded the side of the field with the sun in their eyes, and the Braves take both games easily.
Returning home, the Braves finish off the easy part of their schedule with a four-game walloping of the Phillies who are crashing hard for that #1 overall pick. Ashley Kimbrel, who has taken over the closer's role, allows only 6 earned runs in the series. Pierzynski and Freddie Freeman combine for several hits in the series, a few of which land in the outfield. Brian Snitker calls the showing, "The best offensive display I've seen since Sherman came through."
On August 1, the Braves fire Brian Snitker.
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stop posting stupid reddit crap
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>>69553791
>>69553810
reddit

it isn't funny
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August 2- September 1, Brave New World (ATL record: 24-5)

Under the leadership of new manager Curt Schilling, the Braves begin a very difficult stretch of games against the Pittsburgh Pirates. The 49-year-old John Smoltz gets the team started off on the right foot with his best performance in seven years, a 10-hit masterpiece over 3 innings, which leads Atlanta to a Game One victory. After dropping the second game, the Braves take the series after being inspired by their manager, who is back to wearing his bloody sock.
The Braves then go to St. Louis, where they sweep the Cards in a series hereafter dubbed, the "Revenge of the Infield Fly" series. The team loses infielder Gordon Beckham to a high-fiving injury after a particularly scintillating Olympic synchronized swimming event.
Reeling from the loss of Beckham, the Braves are swept in four game against the Milwaukee Brewers.
Schilling digs deep to inspire his crew, wearing his bloody sock, bloody wrist band, and bloody jock strap to every game. He invokes a revolutionary new strategy in his team's three-game match vs. Washington, which he calls "Moneyball 2.0: Poison Your Opponent's Best Players." In a matchup of the game's best managers, Schilling's Braves sweep the Nats and return home to play the Twins.
The Twins propose two games of volleyball, but fair no better than last time.
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>>69552834
>girl sucking giants fan's dick
>not another guy
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>>69553828
>fan
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As the heat of the summer finally begins to wane, the Washington Nationals march into Atlanta looking for revenge. Schilling discovers a forgotten MLB bylaw that allows teams to switch out regulation baseballs with locally grown fruit. Playing under "peach rules," the Braves discover that OF Young Jeezy is particularly adapt at catching the fuzzy spheres in his mouth. Jeezy's oral skills lead the team passed the Nats in four thrilling 1-0 games.
The Braves end this portion of their schedule with a 7-game west coast road trip. The trip starts promisingly, as the Braves have no trouble manhandling the Diamondbacks. After honoring Arizona legend Curt Schilling before the game, the D'Backs decide to play courteously in the series, pitching underhanded and allowing the Braves to use a batting tee. With an 11-game winning streak in hand, the Braves travel to San Francisco to play the team with the best record in MLB.
Things start surprisingly poorly for Atlanta, which finds itself down 15-1 after two innings. Fortunately for the squad, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, campaigning in Georgia and hearing of the team's plight, intervenes. Calling for the country to follow her lead in "taking care of the disadvantaged and unfortunate," Clinton convinces Rob Manfred to award the Braves a three-game sweep.
Not to be outdone, Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump, builds a wall around the visiting clubhouse at Turner Field. The visiting Padres, who slowly starve to death within the walls, are forced to forfeit the series.
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September 2-October 2, Championship of Bust (Braves record 21-7)

Surging with momentum from their forfeit-victory streak, the re-energized Braves thrash the tanking Phillies in three games to begin the final stage of the 2016 schedule. With Bryce Harper, Daniel Murphy, Max Scherzer, and Mike Trout catching a Redskins pre-season game, the Braves sneak into the nation's capital and steal two out of three games.
With the weight of a long season and many innings pitched resting on them, the Braves bullpen begins to falter at the start of a 9-game homestand vs. NL East rivals. Schilling calls up Dansby Swanson and Ozzie Albies, transitioning them to the bullpen for reinforcement. The young arms help carry the load, and the Braves right the ship, going 5-4 on the series.
The playoffs are now in sight.
Back in New York for a 3-game series, Tom Glavine has some revenge against his former team, with a pinch-hit 2-run home run off of Bartolo Colon. After a series victory, the Braves travel to Miami, where Jace Peterson cements his MVP credentials with a 2-hit, 1-walk series performance. An up-and-in fastball by Jose Fernandez starts a bench-clearing brawl, but Adonis Garcia (in Miami for a titleweight bout) rejoins his old team on the field for the incident. While the Braves leave town with a 3-1 series win, Garcia is dragged off the field by security, placed in jail for the night, and misses his chance for the title.
With a packed stadium and Young Jeezy performing on the field, the Braves sweep the final 6 games of the season. Upon clinching the second wildcard spot by winning Game 162, a tearful catcher AJ Pierzysnki leaps into the arms of Ashley Kimbrel. The crowd goes wild. Jeezy gives the performance of his lifetime. Freeman smokes a joint on camera in the clubhouse. There is peace in the Middle East.
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>>69553843
>>69553838
Please don't post this cringy shit ever again
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Chief Noc-A-Homa playing the outfield haha could you imagine

How absurd
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>jew york cuckees
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>>69553958
lol good one

>>69554053
over the line
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>>69552946
Fuck off, don't make us look like Whos faggots
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>>69552946
Kill yourself faggot. Go back to Seattle Times comments section and fuck off for good.

Let the Mariners do their thing in peace. Less of you crybaby faggots the better.
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All these different sources claiming either Morneau or Fulmer will be called up today after they removed Scottyc from the 40 man. Should be interesting. I'd hope it's Morneau as we've all had enough of Avi. either way though, it feels like it's a bit early for both still. I guess we are getting desperate.
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>>69555667
Jason Coats down for Justin Morneau
Scott Carroll down for Carson Fulmer
Both to be at Anaheim tonight
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Any angel fans here? How do you feel about Matt Shoemaker?
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Anyone else here like Baseball?
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>>69556145
>analslime
>fans
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>>69556477
Yo
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tfw baseball is back today
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>>69556760
we made it, bros
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Who are some players in your teams farm systems that, even if unrealistic, you want to see up someday?

Slade Heathcott
Matt Lollis
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>>69553072
>all those nutjobs
>no "Jurassic Carl" Everett
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>>69552834
Why is she sucking the lint out of his belly button?
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>>69553707
>Loria
that asswipe should have been banned from baseball, he did much worse shit than Pete Rose ever did
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>>69553810
>Tom Glavine still in Major League Baseball
>2016
nigger what?
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>>69556969
Angel Perdomo. 6'6 lefty with a decent fastball and progressing secondary stuff. Ideally I'd love to see him in the rotation but his command might limit him to a late innings reliever. He also has some wicked K/9 ratios.
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>>69554076
>over the line
but they aren't over the line right now
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>>69556969
joe jimenez
shows tons of promise therefore it is entirely unlikely he gets called up until it's too late for this season
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>>69556969
>Heathcott
Hasn't he already played in the majors? I swore I saw him relieve in a Sox-Yanks game or two.
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>>69557293
Yeah he did. Destroyed the Rays for a game too. Had some injury problems if I recall and then eventually let go and found his way to the sox where he's currently doing well on the Knights.
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How important is run differential in you opinion?
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>>69558064
Like all stats, it's a good relative indicator too limited in its scope to provide a complete appreciation of a team's/player's performance.
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>>69558064
Useful to judge past performance but too broad to be predictive of future success. Winning a lot of close games and losing a few blowouts confuses the whole thing, while not necessarily being indicative of a bad or purely lucky team.
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so, /mlb/, the great debate

do you think traditional stats (BA, OPS, ERA, WHIP) or sabremetrics (WAR, VARS, etc) are a better indicator about a player?
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>tfw your team doesn't play til fucking 10 PM and the only game on before 7 is rags and cusb
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>>69558232
AL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> babby low-A league known as NL
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>>69558232
kershaw is a post season choker
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>>69558232
I'm a saber fag desu. I do value traditional stats but they can be misleading at times. FIP is a far better representation on how well a pitcher has performed. I also trust wRC+ to determine how good a hitter actually is because it's a combination of several hitting metrics.
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>>69558232

Advanced stats.

Take someone like Ozzie Smith. Average offensive stats across the board, but he typically rated as an All Star per WAR during his prime because he usually led the league/top 3 in DWAR.
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>>69558309
>>69558323
The difference is that with traditional stats you have to build an idea of a player by yourself, whereas sabremetrics give you a relative metric that cover many areas of a player's performance. I'm not sure it's really worth discussing which one is "better", they're used in different contexts. A scout may focus on a prospects traditional stats to build a detailed report whereas a GM might compare different WARs of trade options
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>>69558323

but if he's not elite at hitting, getting on base, or driving in runs, then what's his value? I posed that question knowing what my answer was (traditional stats), but I was curious to see if sabrefags can sell me on advanced metrics
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what'd you guys think of the 30 for 30 last night?
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>>69558441
>then what's his value?

Saving/preventing runs.

When a team puts a man on first with zero outs, they have like a 45% chance of scoring a run, so having a guy like Ozzie swallowing up potential basehits is pretty valuable.
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>>69558488

well then isnt that a defensive stat rather than an offensive stat? and isn't a rough guideline of that fielding percentage? I know it dosen't cover it all, i.e if you dive for a tough ball that was catchable but you missed, it's not an error, so it dosen't count against you, but if you had it, runs could have been saved. you know what i mean?
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>>69558488
I was always under the assumption runs saved and runs created were weighted evenly.
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>>69558444
It was good. As shit as ESPN is, I've never been disappointed by a 30 for 30
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>tfw second half of the season is here

Dis gon b gud famm
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Hi where are the trades
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>>69558880
Gib Will Smith
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>>69558884
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA
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>>69558884
I want Tommy Lee Jones
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>>69558880
Give Lucroy !!
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>>69558880
sox fan here, thanks for aaron hill.
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Can we just shitpost about the Cubs and Rags here, or do we need a thread for it?
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>>69558253
thats a top tier game tho why you mad
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>>69552865
>sell milk in bags so it can be poured into jugs
>instead of just selling it in jugs

this is megaretarded
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>Rags
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is this rags game even worth watching

I wouldn't even think about it if I wasnt so starved and if the cubes are losing I'm just gonna turn it off
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>>69559715
You put the bag in the jug, not the milk itself...

It is someone even more retarded.
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>>69559715
you dont pour it into the jug lmao
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>>69559715
The bag actually goes into the jug. I never understood this concept either. I buy milk in cartons though so whatever.
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>>69559801
>put the bag in the jug

that doesn't even make sense
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Texas Rangers going all the way this year
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>putting a milk bag in a jug

Retarded.
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>David Ortiz

Greatest of all time.
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>>69560044

what the fuck is it with baseball uniforms and girls looking so damn hot in them
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>>69559878
cubs-rags
>>69559878
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Who wins the MVP, papi or bogaerts
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>>69560174
>bogaerts
Not even the best SS in the AL
>DH winning the MVP
lel please
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>>69560174
If a DH would be winning the MVP this year it'd be Encarnacion.
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>>69560174
Madison Bumgarner
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>>69560308
>national leaguers winning AL MVP

If you're going to bait, at least do it right
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>>69560339
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what are some essential eats at safeco?
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>>69560339
DELETE THIS
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>Dodgers on the verge of being completely healthy
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Who /their team has their legit ace on the mound tonight so the second half literally starts with a free win/ here?

Ty bumgarner
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>>69560718
so are the jints nigga

>pence and panik ready to rehab
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Kyle Hendricks is now 3rd in the majors in ERA
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>>69560848
Please shut the fuck up
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>>69560922
>salty at the best team in baseball
Wow jealous
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>>69561033
I'm a Giants fan moron
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>>69561042
So what you want us to lose and apologize? Please get off the bandwagon kid cause you're watching the best pitcher in the bigs tonight
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>>69561096
You're post doesn't make sense retard

Of course I want us to win. But We've lost 30% of games where Bumgarner starts, usually because of our mediocre bullpen. Explain to me how that's a "guranteed win". You can't

Kill yourself faggot
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>>69561121
Bumgarner is the best pitcher in baseball dumb ass
He'll win the game for us and nobody has a chance. this is a stat and fact dude
You can't beat bum
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>>69561135
t. ebin bait man

You're so funny XD
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>Astros agree to 5-year, $47.5M deal with Yulieski Gourriel
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>Cubs agree to a lifetime deal with irrelevancy
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guys,

the Cubs are winning and the Ottoman Empire is regaining power in Turkey

it's happening
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>Rags agree to >rags
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>Ben Livingston

"In hindsight... fringe prospects... might have been a better return."

Neal Huntington on the Walker-for-Niese trade on the #FanMorningShow
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>Rags are the first team to get BTFO in the 2nd half of the season

Pretenders?
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>>69561356
he's not wrong by damn that's gotta be hard for Niese to hear from his own boss
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>>69561376
Pretty shitty of him. Don't publicly do that to your guy. Why the fuck would he want to play for you?
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>>69561433
they have a cheap buyout on him in the contract he will be gone after this season most likely
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>>69560339
hey anon what are you...woops
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>ottoman empire coming back right as the cubs look like favourites for the world series

is it actually going to happen?
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>>69561560
The Giants will stop them
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>>69561288
Ayy
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>>69561296
>>69561560
>canada in charge of original jokes
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>>69561376
>>69561433
here's to hoping this blows up and turns into Drake LaRoche 2.0
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>>69561604
Sigh..... what a dumpster show.
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>>69561571
bring 'em on
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>>69561433
For another contract you retard
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Anyone else here ready for Didi's walk off Grand Slam tonight?
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>>69561356
>>69561376

no backsies lol
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Yo fuck Drew Pomeranz. As a Rockies fan, I can't stand that fucking guy. Dude was straight garbage in and away from Coors.
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>>69561984
your annual first round pick is literally nicknamed "the death penalty" because you suck at developing pitching
yeah, pomeranz was a guy you traded for but you've had one ace pitcher in the entirety of your franchise history, and that was only one fluke season anyway because jimenez has been straight garbage since 2010
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>>69562037
>because you suck at developing pitching

No shit, jackass. I already admitted to being a Rockies fan, you think I don't know this already?

They've had a few ace quality pitchers over the years, but never an elite one. The Rockies will never ever be able to sign a dominant starting pitcher in free agency because of where they play. Their only chance to get one is through a trade (unlikely) or drafting and developing one.
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>>69562145
>rockies
>drafting and developing an ace
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>>69562166
Greg Reynolds was a genius pick desu
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Noah Syndergaard is probably the best pitcher in the NL right now.
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>>69562166
I didn't say it would ever happen, but it's pretty much their only chance of ever having a true ace.
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KC/DET
>>69562334
>>69562334
>>69562334
KC/DET
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>RAGS
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>>69562281
>Ubadlol
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>>69562386
To be fair, that was their one ace pitcher, as referred to earlier.
Not an ace per se, but he had an ace season back in 2010 when the transition from steroid era into the current era was finishing and it wasn't easy to pitch a sub-2 era
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>>69562408
I actually sympathize with you guys over Ubaldo because he actually showed potential for greatness as a potential rival for Lincecum. Nobody knew either one would tank as hard as they did.
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mets-phillies
>>69562524
>>69562524
>>69562524
>>
>MLB "looking into" whether David Ortiz broke tampering rules
>MLB "looking into" whether David Ortiz broke tampering rules
>MLB "looking into" whether David Ortiz broke tampering rules
>MLB "looking into" whether David Ortiz broke tampering rules
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>>69562553
The red sox can do no wrong. It's sickening how entitled that franchise is. They think they can do whatever the fuck they want without repercussions.
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>>69562553
That's really silly.
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i been sleeping since tuesday (srs)
what did i miss on the baseball world?
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>>69562505
At least they traded Ubaldo at just the right time -- and apparently his attitude was the main reason why. Supposedly he got super butthurt that the Rockies gave Tulo and Cargo a fuck ton of money but not him. It just sucks that everyone the Rockies got back in that trade quickly flamed out of Colorado after looking awful.The fact that Pomeranz is somehow a good pitcher now feels like salt in the wound.
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>>69562619
Except it doesn't even end with the Red Sox. You could say the same for literally all Boston/New England sports teams.
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Who has that cubes copy pasta?

Be ready to add 'ottoman empire formed again'
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>>69562505
>Lincecum
It still hurts
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>>69562663

I don't know about the Celtics, because >apehoop, but while the Red Sox do seem to be a "protected class", but the NHL hates the Bruins and Goodell/NFL hates the Patriots. Flame me all you want, spam >bombston, spam >bawwwston, but it's true.
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>gallardo
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who /fedora night/ here
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>>69563152
>oreos offense will just bail him out
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>yankees """""offense"""""" against the cuckleball
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>>69563175
>m'ariners
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the rags are going to go down like a sinking ship over the next two months
then rebound in september only to barely miss the playoffs in a wild card race with the roylels

cap this
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>>69563412
Yankees offense against anyone is shit. They're like bottom 5 in all of baseball.
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>gm disparagse one of his pitchers on the radio
>walker hits a 3-run home run the same day for the mets
>get raped by strasburg in your own game

everyone point and laugh at the pierats
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http://nypost.com/2016/07/15/pirates-gm-shouldve-taken-mets-junk-instead-of-jon-niese/

>Pirates general manager Neal Huntington said he regrets acquiring Niese in exchange for second baseman Neil Walker this past offseason — and he’s reportedly shopping the former Mets left-hander before this year’s deadline.
>“In hindsight, maybe the two fringe prospects and trying to figure out where to re-allocate the money might have been a better return [for Walker],” Huntington said Friday on 93.7 The Fan’s morning show. “That’s where the results take us.”

meanwhile neil walker is hitting 3-run dingers
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>>69563598
Both teams will miss the playoffs so it's somewhat moot at this point.
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Steven Wright will win the Cy Young

Also, I'm pretty sure Steven Wright and Drew Pomeranz are the same person
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>>69563675
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>>69563622
Posters like you are the worst.
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>>69563622
Mets are tied for a wildcard spot and the Pirates are 1.5 games back though
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>>69563797
he's canadian, what were you expecting
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>>69563675
>the city of you
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>>69563235
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>>69563797
That's nice.
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>>69563957
Yeah, so they're in the playoff race, so it's not "moot at this point"
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wew Rasy
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>>69563235
Wew, lad
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>>69564134
they cant keep getting away with it
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>>69564163
Tbf we've had Jaden Smith's number every game except one, this year
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>>69564204
must be nice
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>>69564241
>Donaldson has 0 XBH in 24 AB
Wew lad
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Angels white sox

>>69564398
>>69564398
>>69564398
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Buck truck rolls on

Britton with a shitty 9th but still perfect in saves

Offense carried by Pedro Alvarez (never thought I'd say that)

I have to post a vintage (read: Rickard) truck because Kim is hurting
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jays as

>>69564487
>>69564487
>>69564487
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>>69564494
>a stroshit episode

yeah nah il pass
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kys paxton
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SF Giants vs SD Padres

10:40 PM ET | 7:40 PM PT

>>69564497
>>69564497
>>69564497
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>>69564509
Damn, and he's looking aside from that one pitch.

Also, I'm surprised no Houston fan has made a thread yet. They have a good team. I can get why M's bros don't.
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>Royals give AL home field
>now tanking to let another team have a shot at the pennant
You're alright KC
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josh reddick takes steroids
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Jays Athletics

>>69564487
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>>69564609
see
>>69564494
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>>69564577
you know who else does?

JASH DANULSON
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>>69564635
Only a little
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>>69564635
see
>>69564341
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Kansas City Baseball Club
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>>69564559
I normally make em but I'm at the game and don't want to make it from my phone. Hopefully he can keep to together
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>Trevor Rosenthal

Madman does it again
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69564658
Someone did it
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> Reddick
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steroids
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rip in piece vizcaino
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dan plesac just called prince fielder, cecil fielder
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>>69564766
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>>69552865
When I was a kid I used to drink milk from milk bags
Nowadays I buy cartons because it's easier desu
I guess my parents still buy milk bags though
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>wild pitch at the rockies game
mic picks up "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST"
kek
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>>69564480
Is it just me or had Britton been shaky lately?
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>Jose Reyes FB just added to Diamond Dynasty
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>>69564877
hes had seemingly unsustainable stats the majority of this season so it makes sense he falters

>double digit k/9 along with 80% GB rate

thats just fucking stupid
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>>69564910
uh, what? he has now sustained that "unsustainable success" over 180+ innings

how is k/9 unsustainable?
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>>69564941
because those peripherals are utterly fucking insane?
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What is sabr's Worth Above Replacement Ideology?
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>>69564966
GB% is. double digit k rate is not unusual for hard-throwing relievers
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windians!
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>>69564981
thats what im saying, the combination of the 2 is fucking crazy
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Josh Reddick is taking performance enhancing drugs
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>Reddick
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The Terry Ferry sets sail!
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it does not roll along
the Royals truck cannot roll
there is no one inside
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