Christ, guys, just make a new thread already.
Old thread
>>69551033
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Actual old thread:
>>69561532
Thinking of putting Yokohama to win both teams to score lads
>>69573813
IMAGINE being so eager to be OP that you made a new thread hours early
>>69573856
well he got it so well done
>>69573856
>hours early
>the only other thread has 590 replies
Literally what
5th for how the fuck do I turn off these alerts???
Hello and welcome to Tyrones guide to/bet/.
1. Read the OP
2. Search for value
3. Gotta stake big to get big
4.Juve please come back to /bet/
5. Americans. When will they learn.
>>69573887
options/settings obv
>>69573883
Never mind, thought this was a thread from last night pmsl
>>69573887
what alerts?
who /gtbsg/ here?
also obligatory WHAT'S THE BET
Is there any value bet still today or should I wait for tomorrow to kill myself
>>69573913
The sooner you get it over with the better
>>69573893
Kek
When is soccer psychic coming back?
>>69573899
it's okay, we've all had pms
>>69573943
He never left pal.
NEED another az goal
>>69573899
it has the exact same layout tbf
On my KNEES for a Donetsk goal.
>>69574018
I wouldn't mind it, but not necessary.
MACKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>69573893
Internet's slow.
>>69574048
Still needs 2+ Horn goals, can't see it happening lid
>>69574074
LMAO it's actually Juve the absolute madman. Soham confirmed.
>Juveguy deported thanks to Brexit
Leave voters REJOICING
>>69574077
I wonder if his source was the same as my one for the Grossklein match pmsl
SOHAM
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I absolutly adore this gimmick
>>69574094
Couldn't work because my visa expired pmsl
Juve please bring back your tennis gimmick
>>69574113
TEARS TEARS TEARS
Olimpija vs. Celje live OVER 2.5 small
Can NOT stop laughing at the state of Juve
Gonna have a big think about Yokohama, Lieber keep us updated on your research lad
>>69574113
POO
IN
LOO
>>69573554
a free indian proxy will slow down your web browsing.
:^)
>>69574153
what the fuck? reply was meant for >>69574074
>>69574113
prove you're in India
>they don't know Kabaddi is the most wrongly priced market
>there are people in this thread that weren't in on the South african fix
really makes you think
>>69573906
macker's admins
>>69574233
EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE IN INDIA
>>69574254
pmsl
Seacoast Mariners Women may be a good bet, if rball supports
DONETSK PLEASE SCORE
>>69574168
>>69573813
lel that poor dude got beat with quads Ace kicker against Royal flush. he even put his car and his bank account on the the bet
is this how degenerate u guys are ?
tfw Euan supporter in good and bad times
feels actually pretty goodman
wew lad
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN
>>69574286
TEARS. Now tell us the long story.
>>69574286
I can never take your posts seriously again. The words poo and loo keep popping in my head
What was the final score in the Horn game?
DONETSK
PLEASE
SCORE
Does bet365 do Kabaddi? There's some big games playing near where I'm staying.
>>69574326
1-3 atm. Macker's was on -1.25 I think
Holy fuck the referees in this Donetsk game are completely biased.
111111111111 France women
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>>69574321
Going to do some volunteering over the summer. Actually productive and will aid my future political campaign.
Also posting on /pol/ SO fun. Can literally kill threads single handedly.
>>69574427
POO IN LOO
>>69574427
POO IN LOO
>>69574427
pls don't get gang raped.
>>69574427
So you're in India to volunteer? Not home? How long.
Los Jaguares -7 first [email protected] Med Lions starting XV hasn't even travelled to argentina. FUMING I didnt put more on earlier in the week before the line-ups were announced.
Just placed a bet on Mara. Looked up and it turns out gambling is illegal. V v worried. Need India anon to help me out
ok m8
>>69574519
Still seething from that tip a couple of nights ago when they scored in injury time
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>he's not on benfica
>>69574607
>He's placed a bet in 2016
>>69574607
>he pixel punts mainstream games
>>69574625
I pixel punt your mom's fanny m8.
>>69574548
I'm going to bet on everything you tip, from now on.
>>69574664
There's a new lad at work who's from Portugal. What can I say to him that will make him laugh pal?
>>69574664
I haven't won the China bet yet, lol.
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>>69574631
rude
>>69574786
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>>69574267
looks t e z
Fuck me Warsaw get it together
>>69574816
Yeah they're almost definitely playing a weaker squad
>>69574859
any twitter updates ?
Do female football players get medication to prevent them from menstruating days before an important match?
>Her son
JUST CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING
>>69574859
any potentials tonight basi?
>>69574899
No, they get pregnant and then abort it after the game
>>69574911
Hmm
>>69574900
pmsl
>>69574900
Looks like that anon finally snapped
>>69574900
Hello TT
>>69574883
I don't think so, but been watching the rball and Stars dominated early on, and then Mariners were getting back into the game before they conceded kek. Could bring a lot of subs on at halftime (well they definitely will), but I would leave it desu
>>69574910
Yeah loads of games tonight but I'm taking a break lad. Might post if I have fancy anything. If the Villages game is being carried I may have to cut my break short
UBC so so desperate
>>69574943
Do you watch Bollywood films lad?
This is a certified banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSmEFCyN6F0
>>69574928
Hello lid
Do I put my last fiver on flamengo?
>>69575005
Mate, they're birds, they don't play sports.
>>69575018
xD
>>69575005
Is a flamengo an athlete?
>>69574982
Almost definitely seen a couple of Shahrukh Khan's films, quite enjoyable desu
Would like an interest stake on Miami City, both teams are of a similar quality
THEY JUST FUCKING SCORED
>>69575048
Only because he'd play (you) in the /bet/ movie
Lads why does Bet365 only ever let me bet on over 2.5 and no more, please help me or my wife will be fuming
>He isn't picking up local girls on yik yak
Pmsl
>>69575083
Have you tried looking at alternative goal line?
>>69575068
I'm okay with this.
Bit depressing
I'd appreciate a goal in the France - China game right now.
3.75 on WNY Flash Women to win seems a bit high, they're in good form and beat Seattle just last week (although it was Home, and this time they're away.) They also came back from being 1 - 0 down in that game and they're second top of the league, so might be worth a look.
>Didn't get on Mariners @7
KILL ME
Well then I geuss me, my wife and my wifes little deshawn really need to start savoring these holiday memories. Because the next few years we are staying right here at home. Atleast she can use the time to train with Jamal, I heard the local gym offers special sessions at night. I need to be quick and find a job, jamal is having money problems again.
Implemented the staking system and added the AH/DNB/DC odds so I can properly calculate the P/L. Overall win rate (bloated stats, include push): 69%, average odds: 2.29, 407U staked, +157U profit.
>tfw haven't followed a single bet of my model so far
>>69575204
>this photo
>>69575200
FC Miami just scored though, hope someone got them @3.2
>yet another euan bubblegum only bet
zzz such a fraud
>flamengo 1-3
Santos victory.
Ponte has 8 players out and Santos has all of their main rooster avaiable, including Lima who is arguarbly the best midfielder in Brazil, besides Gabriel and Ricardo Oliveira.
>>69575237
>>69575244
>betting against a stacked Flamengo
>>69575277
The second i wanted to place a bet on them to win (1-1 score) they scored
>>69575260
What's the info, or just rball. And how is the UFL looking tonight liddo?
>>69575260
There's been loads of good asian bets tipped in pga today, lots of friendlies
>>69574286
So what you're saying is that you actually are Soham?
>>69575288
I should've given the tip here early, but I wasn't sure, so I made a DNB bet.
>Legia Warsaw
>Couldn't beat a team of literally who's
Pretty fucking annoyed lads
>>69575335
Fair enough lid.
>>69575335
>>69575326
Jogo do santos, há chance de empate?
Euan SO shrewd
>>69575335
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BOOKIES CLUELESS
French just got a penalty, lol.
Barra fc such scum
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I'm on a bit of roll today lads.
>>69575353
Pouca. Fiz uma aposta de 2000 temers neles.
>>69575244
Aren't you glad you didn't put that bet on now?
Flamengo game tied top kek
how long are MLB games usually?
>>69575388
Waiting on your next tip
>>69575440
Researching these Nip matches. Need to have that done for tomorrow 12 o'clock GMT+1.
Still haven't figured out why the odds on that Hiroshima match are what they are.
>>69575427
4-6 hours. If they go extra innings, sometimes 12 hours.
>>69575261
how many goals lad?
>>69575440
Currently contemplating this acca for myself tomorrow. Going to write up why I think certain matches will go like I think they'll go etc.
>>69575465
wtf and people watch it for that long?
>>69575489
Surprisingly so. Just like how people spend all day browsing 4chan.
>>69575375
zzz not tipped on tt
>>69575488
Yokahama @3.5
explain this
>>69575528
I can't yet, it's baffling to me too.
>>69575480
It will be probably 2+ for Santos, given their style of playing, but stick to their victory, it is >safe.
>>69575410
I'm glad my bet was DNB.
>>69575488
Guess I'll do that without the Hiroshima game
>>69575509
Taking a break from tipping there desu
Tipped it here 15 minutes before they scored and were @3.2
>>69575108
what the fuck is yik yak
>>69575548
This is literally the only explanation (sort of) I can find about it. So far it seems like it's based off previous games; but Yokohama is on a massive roll lately and can't be compared to last season's performance to be quite honest.
So is Yokohama dnb THE bet?
Would protect from bookie meme magic desu
>>69575650
I think 2.5 over is reasonably safe too.
>>69575488
>6 games, no draws
What are the chances of that happening?
>>69575670
Don't only like 10% of games end in draws?
>>69575670
Of course there are chances of draws, but you can't think about that when you're doing a cheeky acca.
Some other site:
>With both teams in very good scoring form and Sanfrecce in particular being shaky at the back having conceded seven goals in their last two matches then I think this could be a game with goals in it and I think odds of 3.25 for over 3.5 goals is giving us great value. I would have expected it to be closer to 2.75.
>>69575083
On what games? Not all overs/unders/goal lines are available for every game.
Might do Yokohoma +0.25 @ 2 instead famalam
>>69575488
Just done this.
If this wins I'll literally have more money than I've ever had.
Please win based Jew.
>>69575733
>doubting goyim
>>69575733
I'll follow you with a cheeky 20. We'll see what happens.
>>69574899
If they work out a lot (lel) and/or have low body fat (double lel), body turns off that function.
>>69574673
"Gostava de te chupar o caralho" or just talk shit about Spain and tell him how impressive our empire was.
You'll make a friend for life.
>>69575733
>>69575742
No way back now.
>>69575764
p nervous m laddie
>>69575761
>"Gostava de te chupar o caralho"
>>69575788
I hope I don't oversleep tomorrow, might have to set my alarm.
>>69575788
I hope this isn't the reasoning behind the odds.
>>69575488
>>69575764
I want to trust you, but that's a fuckton of matches, lad.
>>69575883
You don't have to allow. I'd advise you not to. But I always try a cheeky acca every now and then.
I'll work on individual tips in a second.
>>69575869
>his
>>69575883
Gonna do a yankee for a meme stake just for the banter
BEGGING for Mark.
>>69575902
*allow=follow
44444444444
>>69575910
This. I despised Mark but need him now more than ever.
Calijah on suicide watch
big on Columbus Crew DNB
>>69576052
Put your town in the interests and meet females. Met a 17 year old fittie and a 23 year old milf
>>69576060
>23 year old milf
God save the queen.
>>69576060
>23 year old milf
Kek. Have you reached puberty, buddy?
>>69576092
She has a kid m8.
Shutter Island Channel 4+1 tbqh
>>69576130
>not watching the boxing
bender
>>69576130
Overrated film
>>69576130
>he's not watching the South african fix
pmsl
>>69576099
That's a 23 year old single mother, friend.
>>69576139
WTB
>>69576182
last digit of this post
>>69576182
If you really as rich as you say you are, why don't you have women all over the place?
>Not watching The Hobbit on ITV
>>69576182
lets see her
>>69576200
rekt.
>>69576223
post from your phone data lid. Found your choker from the other day btw
>>69576182
If she's cute she ain't gonna be interested in you, is she?
>>69576223
post a link to imgur or something, bet she's a solid 7
>>69576200
Pmsl, money from 10,000-80k doesn't attract women you jew. Can tell you've never touched a woman
>>69576255
I've been married for 30 years kiddo.
>>69576255
you and him interact with different women lid, jewish women won't go near you until they've seen 6 figures in your bank statement
Worth a cheeky bet on Santos lads?
>>69576267
This man knows.
>>69576267
Loved the posts the other night in the biz thread. Janny such a cunt.
>>69576286
Brazilian lad tipped it so yeah
on o1.5 as well
imagine your quote unquote gimmick was being jewish , so dull
>>69576309
:)
Holy fuck >Jags are awful
went from 5 to 30 to 8 to 33 and now back at 5 pmsl lads secretly hope i blow it all now so i get off this fucking ride
>>69576060
where do you live? i live in a small town and its never turned up any results
>>69576332
Why haven't you been following the Rabbi's tips?
>>69576307
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>>69576319
R A R E
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Praying for the safety of Juve and TT
#loving life
>>69575261
1111111111111111111111111111
>>69576337
half the time i forget tipstertube exists but i'm starting to utilize it now, your TT is lieberman right
Who else should i follow?
Done it SO so wrong, underestimated Ackermann's coaching expertise and argentine capacity for bottling
>>69576302
thinking we should outsource tinderposting to /biz/ desu
>>69576318
you have a picture of your bank balance on your tinder right?
>>69576370
Yes.
Not sure who else to follow. I only seem to lose when following other people's advice :(.
>>69576387
No, he just has a graph showing yield against time
>>69576318
shock
>>69576387
Wish I could bottle you right now tbqh
I can't wait till I can call myself Elite.
>>69576389
trust in thyself, rabbi.
>>69576139
Sick fight
What is this shitty UFC lite on channel 5
>Can we bet on it?
>>69576432
I hate that cunt.
>>69576444
lel. who doesn't? i love it when he gets rustled.
>>69576389
Thanks rabbi you are my greatest ally
>>69576458
Did you see him on QT?
>such a cuck
>>69576458
>>69576476
Funny when he stormed out of that show though.
>>69576476
lad, he's a cuck no matter the setting. be it losing it on qt or storming out of a sky news interview, because he could not accept that the orlando attack was a terrorist one.
>>69576360
>he enjoys being in the sun
Fucking hell that paralympics music video advert is scary as fuck
>>69576458
>duckduckgo
foil hat off lid
>>69576640
google's search results have gone downhill 2bh. they bring up irrelevant shit.
Van banter SUCH a character
Hordur98 SUCH a character
>trusting an 18 year old kid on Icelandic U17 Rball bets
>ACTUALLY putting real hard earned money on his "tips"
PMSL
>>69576817
UBC sounds like one of these aggressively spamming Indians (no offense Juve).
>>69576804
>isn't posting from matches
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
ask her if she likes wearing collars if you do match (which i doubt) lid
>>69576844
>wearing a collar in the pic
>haha do u like wearing collars
way to look like a mong
>>69576804
That thing has a dick pal, best avoid it.
>>69576817
PMSL Hordur so so confused
>>69576804
>don't take life too serious.
This is code for:
>I'll leave you for a Black man if he can make me laugh.
>>69576864
>>69576867
Trying to make him come post here but he will be v v confused.
Just sent him link to this thread, hope he catches on :)
Would LOVE to have an Icelander shitpost here.
>>69576885
Please bring back your other personalities, mainly Juve and TT
>>69576885
hope someone subscribes and posts the tips here 2bh
>>69576889
Life is temporary and so are personalities.
It's time to just leave some things in the past.
>>69576854
sorry lid, didn't look at the picture properly, NEED to find my glasses
>>69576879
this why your people have been sterilising ethiopian jews?
>>69576939
That's a baseless claim and without merit. A clear example of antisemitism.. very very sad post. I thought we were beyond this.
SANTOS
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All on Liquid -1.5
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>>69576923
UAC tipping group?
>you now remember the richmond kickers v crystal palace periscope stream
good good night
>>69576804
Any hole is worth a go lad
>>69577038
pmsl, he hasn't even matched with her yet. depressed at what passes for tinderposting these days
