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Brits only edition - Germans, Canadian and Dutch need not enter. Aussies welcome
>being chocked during sex subedition
Old thread >>69542447
>FAQ and abbreviations and helpful links
http://pastebin.com/FSvbhnAi
>/bet/ Advice
http://imgur.com/a/NcRrI
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Essential Reading
http://pastebin.com/vuwc1vUv
>Trading
http://pastebin.com/XE11wzYM
I need BOCA +2 goals
>Germans, Canadian and Dutch need not enter
good
NEW MEME
>mackers
I'm done.
Hold me Anon ;_;
MACKERS
MACKERS
M A C K E R S
>Orion
Wew
>Boca Juniors 1-3 Independiente del Valle
kek
When was the last time he won a bet?
M A C K E R S
A
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W O R L D I E S
O
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L
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I
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Absolute SCENES
M A C K E R S
OMG OMG oMG OMG OMG OMG WHAT TEH
Where are the PGA caps?
NEED screenshots from PGA
whats going on ? whats mackers on?
>>69551209
boca -1
>>69551209
Boca Juniors handicap pmsl
GIVE US CAPS U LAZY BUM
Anyone have any tips?
Mine worked so far >>69548023
Independiente o3.5 goals @4.20 is worth at least a Marge
San Diego just scored 2 in 7 minutes. Kill me
>chocked
Hmm. V strange post Euan.
>boca
>>69551372
Look at the subedition pal
>That penalty
Pmsl
>90+2 minute goal
Just fuck my life up. That's it. Taking a break from betting for now.
>>69551652
Yesterday you won some with that Seattle bet, did you lose everything?
>>69551693
Everything as in all my profits from this month's betting. Yeah. All up in flames.
>>69551712
Shit man, sorry. Just don't try to chase losses.
>>69551033
>>being chocked during sex
Underrated as fuck.
>>69551842
Nah sick of my bankroll getting nibbled away so I just staked a bet with all my profits. Feels better now that I lost actually. Can take a break now. Maybe I am addicted.
Stupid question alert. If I go to a bank and deposit some money, will they know that I've been betting?
chock
CHäk/Submit
verb
past tense: chocked; past participle: chocked
prevent the forward movement of (a wheel or vehicle) with a chock.
support (a boat, cask, etc.) on chocks.
NEED more sex tips
I'm not even sure if TT's Dustin Brown tip is serious or not
>tfw was asleep for the Hereenven game and was planning on bankrolling O3.5
Anyone had a look at the ATM vs DRB-Hicom game? DRB price seems way too high. -1 line far too generous as well I think
Dat friday feel
Has Mackers tipped a winner since he's back?
>>69553395
Same
>Consider getting on Maccabi -0.25 from 0-4
>Don't
>Is now 4-4
Really need more confidence when it comes to bets desu lads
Taking a break, lids. Ruining myself with gambling degeneracy. Thinking about doing something productive like volunteering abroad during the summer, might help when I run for MP. Cya
>>69553746
Is he having a breakdown
>>69553752
Will a fiver keep you around
>>69553751
It's gonna be 5-4 CANNOT make this shit up
that u21 brazilian sw bet actually won. thanks for 20 €
>>69553395
Droped a greasy fiver on it, but they arent gooks so im a bit worried
Anyone has tips for the U19 games?
>Netherlands - England
>Croatia-France
Goes whose back back back. Back again again.
Also Ferrer is complete shite. Nearly lost to a player ranked 300. He's finished. Brown should he able to overpower him and with those odds it's worth a punt.
>>69554067
at what odds is it not worth betting on dustin brown?
>>69554075
Any odds above evens are worth it. He's in red hot form. Great performance at Wimbledon. Losing to Kyrgios in 5 and another deep run here. Let's hope he doesn't go full retard. By my investigations he should win.
>>69554094
Also his spiders nest should help him win
is this the thread where we all pretend we make money betting
>>69554110
betting isnt profitable anymore, get with the program
>>69554130
There is literally no reason why betting shouldn't be profitable.
>>69554067
I have missed you
>>69554067
Think I'm going big on this one
>atm score
>>69554226
Me too lid.
>>69554304
Worth it desu
got a question for inplay bets. lets assume closing odds for a team to win are 1.5 and this is correctly priced. the game starts and time goes by, odds drift to 1.8. is the in-play action simply priced in and 1.8 is still the correct price at that very moment?
Switching to tennis only (and TT tips only, fuck the non-believers) betting starting next month lids.
Football has brought me so, so many losses. Might still put small bets on slags or Icelandic/Singapore games but I'm not touching the top 5 league matches / CL matches with a stick, too many meme teams to fuck things up
>>69554537
Could just stick to TT and still get plenty
>he's not on red-rebels overs
tears
>>69554577
That tip came in last night lid. Solid.
>>69554537
Really need to clear my head. That special is still haunting me. Tennis is good money but you have to research a bit more.
>>69554605
is the ferrer game stake your confidence?
>>69554537
>>69554546
Idk man, starting to think tennis isn't really profitable. His 6/10 last night lost too
>>69554641
No idea what your staking plan is but 7/10 = 7 percent of your roll
>>69554666
That is VERY confident.
>>69554683
Just look at Ferrers match yesterday. He was horrific. Brown is a good and on his day excellent player. @ those odds it'd be irresponsible of me to not go for it.
>>69554703
So what would you set the odds at then?
>>69554703
I would like to inform you that, at these excellent odds, I have decided to listen to your advice, and consequently have placed a bet on Mr. Brown to win.
Pascoe Vale Team Goals O2.5 @2.00
>>69554831
tempted by next goal @ 3.10
why is Wigan only a -2,5 favorite against Leeds in the rugby?
they won with 20+ and 30+ points last time they met
>>69554854
there is a chance hume could score desu, aussie games are mad
>>69554864
have you checked the squads?
>>69554873
no, friend
can you find them for me?
>>69554867
i know, hence the punt, kek.
Leeds (from): Briscoe, Watkins, Moon, Hall, Burrow, Galloway, Cuthbertson, Jones-Buchanan, Ablett, Delaney, Singleton, Garbutt, Keinhorst, Achurch, Handley, Golding, Lilley, Segeyaro.
Wigan (from): Bretherton, Charnley, Flower, Gildart, Higginson, Isa, Manfredi, Mossop, Nuuausala, Powell, Sarginson, Shorrocks, Smith, Shelford, Sutton, Tautai, Tierney, S Tomkins, Williams.
only thing i can think of is the Joel Tomkins injury
>>69555075
so w2b la
NEED a Souths goal or 2
NEED Pascoe to score PLEASE
>>69555192
Lucky for me Hume scored instead
Forgotten what it''s like to win a bet
I dont care about the odds, just need
a very safe bet
>>69555233
just need ONE more from Pascoe in the game
>>69555086
Wigan apparently with mainly the same lineup as the 40-8 blowout a month and a half ago, key players and goal scorers all there.
Leeds seem to have changed up 5-6 players or so if Eleanor's info is correct.
Still going a medium on Wigan -2,5 though
>>69555250
I think you can still get -300 on Woolfe.
>>69555250
Next Pope to be female: no
safe bet desu
>>69555263
was the blowout at home or away for wigan though
why do pakis kill people?
>>69555291
it was an away win blowout for Wigan
>>69555299
I can't even afford rope to kill myself at this rate
>>69555250
David Ferrer @1.20
Red card and penalty against Souths.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69555311
didn't tennis tipster go 7.10 on brown?
>>69555348
I believe he is joking my good man
I follow 4 groups, 3 paid tipsters on TT, and all have been DAC since July. What is going on?
>>69555362
it's your tactics
>>69555362
Gambling just isn't profitable anymore.
>>69555362
Gambling no longer profitable.
NEED Brown to win or it's potatoes for dinner
>>69555362
their luck has run out
>>69555362
The act of placing money on an outcome with risk of losing it is no longer a solid source of income
>>69555355
the swede?
>>69555383
Most of them have been around for years, all have at least 200 tips.
What's THE bet lads? Need a win badly
50 euros on Brown
>>69555390
Think he meant TT but the lad's completely serious, Ferrer was rubbish in his last game and Brown is good.
It's by no means a "sure" thing, but the odds are just so ridiculously good that putting some cash on Brown is a no-brainer.
Even if he doesn't win it outright, you might be able to cash out on a profit if he wins the first set
>>69555412
Very serious. Need some luck. Brown starts fast so need him to win the first set.
>>69555447
When does it start?
>>69555467
14:44
>>69555447
Put a cheeky few on Brown to win 2-0 and 2-1 as well
betting is stupid
David Ferrer 2-1 @4.00 is THE bet
damn Sousa getting rekt
>>69555505
On, it better come through I can't live off pound shop noodles for much longer
>>69555550
>Portuguese tennis players
Horrific
>>69555570
Super noodles so so good.
>>69555574
think he might still win, the guy is a warrior
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNV5hLSa9H8
>UBC/Hordur has a gf AND people think he's shrewd
Why even bother?
>>69555773
no way
>>69555773
I just know there's a dick under that dress
>>69555773
Can't wait till he goes paid and gets 5 followers.
>>69555773
Not sure about the eyebrows
>>69555966
trip on hass
>>69555979
pmsl
Reminder its in times like these to top up on Hilary Clinton
Sky sports 3. Settle down and grab a beer. Dustin Brown is here.
Do Bet365 have any markets for politics? Can't seem to find any
>>69555932
He will got much more. Probably more than me desu.
>>69556077
Fuck. It's showing Hamburg.
>>69556090
Sometimes you should believe not just stats or longterm records but your feeling and knowledge of tipster which give you profit in future. When you buy appartments at the beginning of building - you also cant be sure they will be build at the end but you do this cause it is good investition. I have paid service for more than 3 years on other sites and I recommend UBC!. Regards!
>>69556112
Guys 20 pounds this nothing this guy make good job I dont know why You write this shit
Brown to 3.25. PLEASE.
>>69556077
IMAGINE watching tennis whilst england are playing a test match and the open is on.
>>69556130
Whole thread is full of gems
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thin arms desu
>>69556181
Looks like JaJa Binks desu
>>69556197
SS - gomad desu
>>69556141
Reback @9?
Looking bad
>Ferrer already 4-1 up
Knew this rope I bought after the Euro final would come in handy lads
>a nigger playing tennis
I shouldve known
ffs baka desu senpai
Stream anyone?
>that tennisfaggot's tips
>good
kek, happy I didn't listen to his dumb ass. Ferrer will literally win this dropping less than 5 games
>TennisTipster
pmsl
Last time I listen to a fucking Swede, 2-1 my arse
put the wife's son's christmas money on this bet, not going to be too pleased
can't stop topping up
Amazing, did this Tennis Tipster pick Brown on his worst surface to beat Ferru on his best surface, based off one set Ferru struggled due to the grass to clay transition? Hilarious.
>>69556336
Pls save us AmeriGOD
>>69556336
I fell for the meme. So this does prove it then? Tennis is correctly priced?
>>69556307
just wait
>three horses priced @ 17 have each won a race today
christ.
>Brown starts fast so need him to win the first set.
the tide..... it's.... turning.... just need Brown.... to break...
>>69556336
Need TennisTIpster to reply to this. When a bet loses its bad, but if the tip was good then you can deal with it.
I mean if a bet loses due to bad luck, that's fair enough. If you can tell that the tipster actually went through and thought there was value. But if this is true than Brown was correctly priced
>>69556369
brown will win a few games this set but he'll still lose it. He'll get like 4-5 at best
Amazing ball
Didnt post cause there really is nothing too good today, I have to say.
Took a Ramos/Verdasco/Lajovic parlay. And a Klizan to win Hamburg future at 7.5/1 which looks much better now that Robert upset GGL.
Lajovic to beat Ward is -370 but worth it. Clay with hometown Serbian crowd on top of the natural skill disparity. But nothing really worth playing.
High value tip right here, tears if your bookie doesn't offer it.
Finnish Superpesis
Koskenkorvan Urheilijat - Kouvolan Pallonlyöjät ML @ 2.55
Koskenkorva and Kouvola generally are pretty equal, but a key player is missing from Koskenkorva lineup, while Kouvola has everyone on deck. And while Koskenkorva has rye homecourt advantage they've lost a lot weird games at home this year.
I think the game is well mispriced and you should get on if your bookie offers it.
>>69556424
Can never take a post seriously when they don't even use decimal odds
>>69556363
and a winner @ 41. will not look at any more results today - too depressing fåm.
>>69556453
ALL IN
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NEED Brown to break PLEASE
>>69556453
>>69556467
Oh, and I mean the 12 ML, not 1X2 ML. Just so you know. 1X2 ML could still hit, but 12 is just way safer.
Had a girl put her finger into my asshole tonight during sex lads, not sure what to think.
>>69556487
kek
>>69556525
how was it?
>>69556535
Kind of good tbqh, I think it was the surprise more than anything.
>>69556560
That's the way it starts senpai, before you know it you'll be sucking cock and saying it's not gay because it's a tranny.
Not that I would know anything on the subject.
Fucking Ferrer, fuck you spic
>>69556595
didn't you bet Ferrer @1.20?
>>69556606
no I put on the meme bet
Come on Brown just win this set I need to eat
>>69556595
Ferrer is one of my favorites. Very consistent player on tour and gives 100% effort every single time. How dare you.
BROWN BROWN BROWN
>>69556637
t. Mexican
Is Brown mounting a comeback?
>>69556369
maybe.... it.... could be.... true.....
>>69556661
Isn't he spaniard?
>>69556637
>He likes grind ball
Fuck off
>>69556663
Browns are mounting my wife
Ferrer wins set 7-5 confirmed
>>69556679
FUCK YOU CUNT REEEEEEE
>>69556672
yes but he got upset at my usage of "spic" hence why the American poster is Mexican
>>69552258
Why do they make Singaporeans pay to enter their own casino again?
>>69556678
I'm more fond of blacks myself, seem a bit more well-endowed
>>69556678
Best thing to do is sit back and let em finish.
>>69556618
which was?
>>69556689
My point was that Ferrer isn't a spic
>>69556718
>Spanish Person In Custody
still applies
>>69556637
evan39
i-is meme magic happening?
BROWN HAS DONE IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
meme magic now dictates that ferrer wins the next set 6-0 or 6-1
To cash out or to not cash out
FUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEESSS
YEEEEEEEEEEES WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL NOW
BROWN
R
O
W
N
FUCK THE SWEDE
Come on Ferrer smash this monkey
I dont even know what the tip was. What was it?
Brown actually won a set, the madmen.
PS Ferrer isnt a spic, at least in America he isnt
Would like to say fuck off to the Dutch guy and the American.
He NEEDS our support.
>>69556754
NEVER in doubt
>>69556767
america is not white tho
TIDE HAS TURNED YOU SWEDE FUCK
>Imagine wanting a player to win the first set more than the first
Second set is the most important set to win
>>69556767
For Brown to win
>>69556783
you were 2-1 @4?
ez money
>>69556784
lad do I cash out
BROWN SUCH A STAR. COME ON BOY. WHAT A DROP SHOT.
>>69556803
Can really see a brown break coming. If it's a good amount cash out.
>>69556818
nah I'm just gonna wait it out, fuck it
BELIEVE in Brown
BELIEVE in TT
My nigga with the T Rex body
>>69556793
No that was me, got it @ 3 though I'm sorry I doubted you
>>69556818
>le back something without planning to see it through
HATE this meme
Listen TT if brown wins you can fuck my girlfriend
Brown finally looks pumped. WORLD drop shot again. Forehand cross court drop shot.
BROWN PLEASE BREAK
>>69556844
If he wants to he can. I'm here for the distance lid. NEVER CASH OUT.
Jumping BH winner. Boys on fire.
Putting my money where my mouth is.
If Brown actually wins my fiver gets turned into a twenty, will be able to keep betting on TT's tips
COME ON LAD
>>69556883
suck your mum la
>>69556883
Suck your nan
>>69556883
good lad
BROWN TO BREAK
Break incoming
Brown absolutely UNSTOPPABLE
>>69556998
SO SO STRONG
ferrer to break
>>69557033
fucking prick I hate you
Very Brownian break there. Bunch of lazy points
Just so so angry
JESUS
Looking dire
betting on bob marley
oh wow
he was 40-0 up ffs
brown to win @8
it's over ;_;
2-1
2-1
2-1
2-1
@4.00
ALL HAIL THE SWEDE
Brown breaks now.
>>69557048
ferrer to win this set 6-3
BROWN PLEASE BREAK
World shot again.
>That forehand
FFS I would have obliterated that.
And those last two games are why Brown is outside the top 100.
>>69557088
>>69557084
>>69557033
>>69556883
absolute benders tbqhwy
BREAK
R
E
A
K
HOW can he crush him so easily in one game and fuck it up so bad in another?
>>69557145
Ferrer will win
got another worldie lined up?
Actually taking a break from gambling now.
