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Previous >>69533538
Great thread!
I wish Keirat would stop getting offsides.
>>69542465
Also: where's that dutch guy that went to Panama?
>>69542502
Easy answer, really
You don't realize how dull it is to not have a gf until AFTER you've had one
>>69542447
DIRE thread
>>69542404
Just won't happen.
>>69542423
Don't care. Very debatable offside decision for the Kairat goal. Gone MARGE on this since the model has them @1.9 and 2.4 is daylight robbery
>>69542540
This is really true desu. I remember being a kissless virgin a few years ago and was quite content. Now I constantly need to look for the next pussy to be inside.
>>69542502
it's not so bad when you've had one and grow to despise their family, kek.
tfw no Kazakh gf
>>69542536
What twitters and blogabets are still functioning?
We /TipsterTube/ now
What's up with Euan's group?
Died. Went paid instead. Still stuck on his 8+
Where's flatanon?
Still posting. New trip Derfell thinks he has a new betting strategy to lay all his horses pmsl
Where's britturk?
UACtipping group exclusive. Doesn't have time for the mugs here it seems
where's that dutch guy that went to Panama
Literally turned to the dark side and works for the bookies now. Probably just in a call centre with Albania
>>69542722
>forgot to green text
Sake
>THE CITY OF MACCABI
>Kairat Almaty not using their best central midfielder Gerson Acevedo
hmm really makes you think
>>69542755
V v strange man. Can tell you have never felt the warm embrace of a man. Just the cold rough hands of your Albanian masters.
>>69542817
v v odd post this.
>>69542502
>tfw desperately don't want one
Invited a girl round whilst forgetting that the football was on tonight. Don't think she's keen for being dragged along to it either ffs
>>69542866
>dont want a gf
>invite girl round
u wot m8
>>69542849
Very strange of you not to reply. Have you ever felt the warm vagina pulsing between your hands? Or just the rhythm of a rough Albanian cock taking you.
>>69542866
tell her you'll go clothes shopping, kek.
sigh
>>69542563
Hope they turn it around for you lid
what the fuck is going on in Kairat Almaty, two phantom goals?
>>69542915
Nah.. http://ifirstrow.eu/watch/448965/1/watch-kairat-vs-maccabi-tel-aviv.html
>>69542755
Not sure I have ever posting anything that implied I was gay or bi desu
>>69542915
Ref has a special on unders
>>69542974
Except pics of yourself
>>69542883
>things virgins say
>>69542891
She asked me if I wanted to go holiday clothes shopping today and pic related was the response
Is that Shota Arveladze as one of the coaches? Remember when he played at Ajax.
NEED goals in this tel aviv game tbqh
>>69542722
The funny thing is that I know all this is true as I post in /bet/ but reading it all written down like that it makes it seem like completely made up nonsense.
Not sure I can ever leave /bet/ and return as I won't believe what I'm told on my return.
Lets go almaty
>>69543039
He was so shit
>>69543073
the second i posted that kairat scored lmao
>>69542808
we ON
111111111111111111111
christ almighty.
>horse tipping group charges £30 p/m
>people are happy with a winner @ 2
anyone can do this if you can build up followers.
K A I R A T
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>The jew always loses
>>69543094
He was an okay winger.
>>69543095
Two more lad :)
>>69543152
He was also a Hun cunt tbf
What was that striker doing.. rofl.
>>69543163
bitter tim spotted. Dont worry, you might beat a bunch of policemen and firemen at home pmsl
Oy vey!
>>69543230
Still interested in accounts?
>>69543265
yes
>>69543230
>tim
kek
something going on or something?
>>69543163
NIAL
I
A
L
>main camera fucked so they're just showing the crowd for 10 minutes
PMSL
>>69543341
It's on every channel though. It's almost as if something happened.
>>69543353
The fix is in
>>69543367
hmm
>>69543340
My name begins with E lad
>>69543353
Yes they all use the same cameras Einstein.
>>69543380
I know. Realised that after I sent the post, lol.
Back to the gym for the first time in a month. Can't imagine the DOMS after this.
Hmm.
>Euan SO mad on tt
>>69543766
Screencaps pls
>>69543766
>>69543783
>THE CITY OF MACCABI..
>>69543840
ends with a draw or maccabi win mate
>>69543859
I just need 2 more goals.
>>69543859
IMAGINE unironically believing this.
Kairat defence HARD AS NAILS, they'll see this one out
Can anyone look at https://www.bet.pt and tell me what website it's mirroring?
Only one available in here atm apart from betclic. Hopefully it's exploitable
>>69543959
doesnt even load
>fell for the Jew tip
>tipper leaks hasn't tweeted since Dec
Is PGA the same it used to?
>>69543980
Maybe it's exclusive
Did someone say you can print off a bank statement as Proof of address? Got none atm
>>69544081
You can
They need to sub that Maccabi right winger.. absolutely terrible.
>>69543959
I don't really like betclic, lid, but that site looks dodgy as fuck. I know that they have a license and all that, but I don't trust it. They're down half the time and interface is fucking terrible.
I'm anxiously waiting for bet365 to be legalized.
>>69544111
Is there a deadline for b365 to happen?
bet.pt does look dodgy but has more markets than I would expect. First time I explore it though and still haven't registred
Maccabi rofl
Can't tell if the pseudos are serving up a treat here with Neftchi Baku. Model says price might've gone too far
>>69544060
>is Mackers still losing on >altitude bets
Yes.
What happened in the Groth match?
>>69544156
Não. Mas podes tentar contactar a bet365 no facebook ou o Instituto de Jogos ou lá como se chama a entidade que está a dar as licenças. Se as licenças forem emitidas uma a uma, ainda vai demorar. Passou um mês e meio entre a licença da betclic e da bet.com, portanto vai demorar pelo menos mais um mês e meio, se a bet365 for a próxima na linha. Se estiverem a ser atríbuidas várias licenças ao mesmo tempo, quem sabe.
Just got back from my driving theory test. JUST passed, got 43/50 on the MC which was the exact pass mark. Loved the new Hazard Perception CGI, v v engrossing, would've got top marks if it wasn't for the fit bird in the final clip desu
Code Red?
Code Red?
Code Red?
>>69544060
Pretty much a mirror of netbet
Not sure if I can even afford getting practical lessons. Just gonna sit around with my provisional license watching it get eroded with time.
This must be the meme-est match I've seen so far.
>>69544345
Increase your stake so fund your practical lessons.
>>69544326
How old are you lid?
>>69544326
grats, might take mine this summer if i can be assed to do it
CODE RED
CODE RED
CODE RED
>>69544366
nudge nudge
>>69544338
>>69544361
Will just lose my whole roll doing this, literally staying alive by Libermann fivers
Stats so so down. Bench down to 70kg. Deadlift 130kg. Dread to do squats. Only think keeping me going is my "special" losing.
>>69544383
>>69544383
>CODE RED
What did he mean by this?
>>69544419
>only 70kg bench
HAHAHAHAHA
>>69544453
Shaken. Was at like 90. Injury has set me back so far.
On Odd -.25 Several tipsters tipped it, few good. Medium for me.
PMSL PMSL PMSL
>>69544419
>Not even 2 plates
Come on. I am an Asian and I do at least 2 and 1/2 for reps.
>>69544419
>bench 70- deadlift 130
jesus christ, are you all dyels?
>>69544445
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/CODE%20RED/page/2/
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>>69544493
>>69544477
Fuck off lids. Literally took a month of no activity. Not gonna straight to my working weight am I.
>>69544477
>tfw got bench to 97.5kg and then injured my collar bone
so so angry
EQUALIZERRRRRRRRRRRRR
MACCABI
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>>69544574
OVER 2.5
V
E
R
>>69544583
fuck
>3 goal
PMSL
>>69544583
RULED OUT
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS
RED? ROFL, I GOT MEMED ON BAD
KEKED PMSL
>my country laws don't even allow me to see betfair graphs
Wasn't watching but this sounds like some massive rigging
>>69544525
yeah, so your lifts should be down 10 or 20 kg not fucking fifty
>>69544597
>>69544598
what the fuck? I was able to cash out my full winnings? Did I just meme bet365?
over 2.5 was at 8 at one point - then i stopped looking. how/when were two more goals scored?
>>69544649
lol
Did it drop in asia? Went for a piss
v mad
Put so much onion in this salad, my nose hurts. Also herenveen needs to be a goalfest
>>69544616
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Did you honestly see why the ref ruled that out? The defender got sneezed on and went down off the ball
>inb4 Albania 3333333333
>>69544662
got lucky i guess lmao
will be wearing this tonight
>>69544684
Yup.. ever since the weather started to get bad I knew it was going to be one of those matches.
>>69544635
same here my brother
we have really strict laws
>>69544689
Nice though.
Can anyone refresh my memory on the last Dortmund friendly? Didn't they score a bunch of goals in the first half and then went to the beach in the second?
>>69544710
>>69544659
pls answer rabbi. i stopped watching at 85 minutes.
>>69544752
Maccabi equalised last minute. Kairat went and scored from kick off but the ref ruled it out over some horseshit
>>69544659
No.. final score was 1-1. 3 goals got cancelled in the match; so there you go.
Reminder that the only REAL way to be continuously UAC is laying massive underdogs
Wouldn't it be nice to bet on a team and they just win 3-0...
Even for the week but every bet has been sweating buckets, can't it EVER be comfy lads?
>>69544771
>>69544772
oh. 365 paid out, kek.
>>69544783
What kind of interface is that? Do they have a program too (assuming it's betfair).
>>69544807
lol, I'm using Betfair.
>>69544807
They'll take it back
>>69544783
>>69544811
>both using Betfair and they didn't even know
>>69544807
hold on, Betfair paid out too.. rofl
>>69544811
It's the exchange, bud
>>69544829
probably. oh well.
>>69544783
>tfw can not use the exchange in Germany
>>69544903
Do you get arrested for that too?
>TFW you realize modern Germany is more oppressive than East Germany before the wall came down
>>69544903
It's pretty much the only thing I use Betfair for. What law does it break?
If Heerenveen match doesn't have more than 2.5 I'm going to throw a tantrum
>>69542447
Thanks to whoever wrote up the new OP, it's great
>>69544977
when I wanted tonbet o2.5 it said my wallet was empty. Am now on o3.5
>>69545009
Nice. Betfair removed my win btw.
>you pay for his meals
>you pay for his cheap suit
>you pay for his holidays
>>69545054
Is there actually 600 people paying him?
>>69545054
Are your jimmies Rossled?
>>69544921
>>69544930
There's a 5% tax on stakes in Germany. Betfair argues that this tax shouldn't apply to the exchange, because they aren't actually the ones taking the bets, but the state is greedy and won't change the law or allow for different interpretation so betfair and many other sites withdrew from Germany.
>>69545054
>>69545103
kek
>>69545110
SUCH a child
>>69545054
What do you mean you mong? Poltava win was THE fix. They won 2-1.
wtb
>>69545110
>getting the knife handle in the food
disgusting
>ctrl + f admira
>0 of 0
ok
>>69545162
maccabi haifa -1 from mackers
>>69545153
Strange post this. Would be genuinely curious to how you cam to that conclusion?
>>69545108
You guyw just make yourself a bet-ibc.com or asianconnect account. Then you can bet on Pinnacle, Betfair or SBOBet even if its not allowed in your country. No need for anyone to settle with the shitty tipico, interwetten or bet365 odds.
James Mckeown
2 min · Cheltenham, Inglaterra
Smed on Maccabi Haifa -1 asian at home to Nomme Kalju @1.80, can't get stream working but from lineups and general knowledge I can't see an Estonian side avoiding anything but a defeat away to an Israeli side. I watched Vaduz cut Nomme Kalju apart home and away last season. GL.
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Comentar
>>69545240
>le -ev bet man
pmsl
111111111
>>69545240
what did he mean by this?
>>69545378
what game mate?
>>69545398
Heerenveen - FC Oss
>Daniel loses
Fuck my life lids
Ate one of the best burgers ever though, that makes me feel a bit better
>>69545411
>Following non TT tennis tips.
Pmsl
>>69545440
>Le loses specials man
>Estonia
Beginning to feel like its not worth it
Need another Dortmund goal
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What should I buy with my winnings?
>>69545572
Treat yourself to something nice.
College
E U R O P A
tears if you weren't on
Okay half time. Still need one more goal.
wtfb lids?
>>69544320
>Groth
Rain delay, I think he's done though. Was up 5-1 and lost set, but the delay could probably adjust his mind again.
>>69545411
enjoy your burger
>>69545440
are you the guy who was talking shit about estrella yesterday for 5 posts only to go VERY quiet when he won? i think you are.
was 4-0, was due to lose one or two
>Hass
>>69545682
>4 tips
Pmsl
Wageslaving HORRIFIC
>>69545682
Make a TT
>>69545715
Fortuna should score really, rball looks decent too.
MACKERS
NEED PGA CAPS
>>69545209
>>69545240
Can Haifa turn this around?
>>69545772
No.
*laughs*
PGA?
>>69545783
PGA was my home brother, but now im homeless (thanks to PGA).
Absolute worldies today pmsl
>I bet on europa league
fedora.jpg
AIK are going to score r-right?
>Basketball-Boss loses TWO (2) larges
TT can feel better about himself now
Kill me
>>69545801
Same. Only Heerenveen can put me on a slight profit today.. and by slight I mean 20 Euros.
Hass gonna be livid, be careful and stay indoors if you live in London
Need an Albania basketball LARGE
Taking a break has never been that comfy
>>69545852
Oh no, was on one of them
I accidentally hit enter and just put 20% of the stake on Fortuna winning the second half FUCK YOU Hass
>>69545875
loooool
>>69545882
LONDON
>>69545898
REMOVE THIS IMAGE.. IT CONTAINS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL... OY GEVALT, IST MER!!
Is the guy that recommended the Finnish game around?
Getting q sick of this Gibraltar meme tbqh
>>69545882
would hate to live in a multiculturalist country tbqh
>>69545875
*10% of the roll :/
HOW do I cut my losses? Can't even cash out.
>>69545925
Isn't Dublin filled with Blacks though?
>>69545928
How did you fuck up that badly?
>>69545938
I meant to put £0.60
>>69545928
Did you not at least look at the odds first?
>26
pmsl
>>69545949
PMSL
>>69545949
Great potential returns though
>>69545938
top goy.
>>69545934
well yea but im from the countryside, my mother still says "look at that black cunt there" so still happy
>>69545949
>SURELY nibs
You can't bet less than £2 at Betfair
>>69545966
Your fiver's gone......................
>>69545958
Well it could win tbf
>>69545975
Well..
>>69545974
Nibs, pmsl. You can on the sportsbook
>>69545977
Odds have dropped to 11
>>69545980
>First salzburg and now AIK
Why in God's name can't they just stick 4 past these shitty meme teams?
>>69545988
Please stop this.
NEED somewhere to hedge this bet. s h a k i n g
Haija
pokemon go so shit, cant find anything where i live
>tfw actually going to lose a 1.04
Think betting isn't really for me
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>>69545990
TEARS
>>69546036
I lost an accy with a 1.002 if that makes you feel a bit better
At least I ended the day with a profit. I can fly back in a few hours without feeling shame.
>>69546055
Never mind, same as you
>>69546038
>i cashed out
>>69546071
With or without a profit? Also, I don't blame you. They're pretty dire. Either that or Oss is actually becoming decent (the city of Dutch football).
Hass should I go large on Riga to score the 4th @1.8 to hedge it or is there any other way? Only got £20 left in my account.
>>69546080
I didnt believe and went on this "worldie"
>>69546087
If there are no goals scored in the 2nd half you're fucked, your original bets lose AND your reback
>>69546089
Hmm. Too bad. I won't lie, I was having a shitty day and this was the last thing that could've made me a profit; thankfully Fryslan boppe delivered.
>>69546087
You should ask this guy for a fiver pmsl
http://observer.com/2015/06/russian-tycoons-grandson-pays-people-to-drink-his-urine-flash-their-breasts/
>>69546087
Just ride it out
For the anon, I thought the guy from Bulgaria, that suggested this; thanks!
Ah found the post: >>69539626
When did /bet/ lose their virginity? I'll bet 50 4chanbux that the average age is 20 or higher.
>>69546147
23, had to wait till marriage
At least I made Singapore lad happy with his win in the BASED College Europa bet.
>>69546147
15, was much easier getting pussy when all the chicks were eager exploring their sexuality and competing against each other over whos gonna lose their virginity first
>>69546147
one month after my 18th birthday lid
>>69546184
Got to love capitalism.
>>69546097
No, I have money on a second half draw as well so i'd win
>>69545928
>>69546126
You're welcome lid, glad I won you some cash
Couldn't even get on my own tip since I've been losing on other people's tips all day, pmsl.
Will probably lurk here but no betting until next payday
AIK
I
K
AT FUCKING LAST THIS MATCH SHOULD HAVE BEEN 4-0 TBQH
>Hibs conceding after 20 seconds
PMSL
>>69546201
No you don't, you have money on them to DRAW. For you to win, you need Fortuna to hold score and then hold at the very least
THEY SCORES A FOURTH SHAKING
4444444
Thank you JewMan
>>69546218
what the fuck happened to scotish football
they used to be good 10-15 years ago
now they're absolute shit tier, like seriously one of the worst leagues in europe
>>69546201
That's not how it works
>>69546230
Did you originally have a 3.5 over?
>>69546233
:)
>>69546229
oh fuck. NEED goals then, i guess
>>69546230
>>69546233
Actually you told me to go over 3.5. Love you nederbro
Back to hating jews now
Is it possible to profit in Asia?
>>69546239
nah lid, Aberdeen are still kings in europe, ventspils are prepping themselves for niall mcginn to drop a load
>>69546257
yes, but not if you're a soccerway warrior
