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Paying for Albanias holiday edition
New OP sub edition
>FAQ and abbreviations and helpful links
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>/bet/ Advice
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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Essential Reading
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>Trading
http://pastebin.com/XE11wzYM
Previous thread:>>69526715
Albania NEEDS to have sex edition.
>>69533538
COMFY /BET/ STREAM OF THE NIGHT
COMFY
COMFY
COMFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdVtvwnjRTg
Colombus
Fourth for Niki Takuto. I am begging you. Please. Please.
>>69533588
Ignoring my model, think DNB BYU is worth a small bet
LESHEM LESHEM LESHEM LESHEM
COME ON BOY COME ON
Good luck lids. Won't be watching. Always win when I don't watch. Night x.
>>69533649
Force penalty and BYU red
This is why you don't ignore your models boys
> Colorado Switchback was a special
literally fucking why? mainz finished sixth in the bundesliga, and the switchbacks are a fucking THIRD TIER american team
do europeans just not understand how bad the quality of american domestic soccer is?
>>69533915
>haven't won a single bet all day
>on overs
>penalty miss
ZzzzzZzzzzz feeling v V sleepy now
>>69533953
>>penalty miss
I think we're on different games
>>69533987
Nope, I went to grab a drink when the pen was being taken. Came back in to see BYU with possession but the scoreboard at 0-0... Turns out it was just the scoreboard not updating pmsl.
>>69533588
this commentator is putting me to sleep faster than if there wasn't any commentator to begin with
> imagine betting your life savings on mainstream lotto shite
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/young-man-kills-himself-after-8409460
>>69533951
>never got PGA screenies
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>69534051
>imagine betting your life on mainstream shit
Ftfy
>>69533951
It was only a small bet I think.
Still a shit bet.
>>69534048
I've stopped watching, just praying for 2 more goals.
has pressing not been invented in america yet?
>>69534077
??
I did and saw that his reasoning was that colorado would play for a draw and that there was a high elevation and warm temperature
well I think my local beer league team would try for a draw against real madrid as well but that doesnt mean it would happen
>>69534100
pmsl
>>69534154
I meant the full time reactions
Need a special
>>69534336
We're all kinda special
>>69534438
Then why do I keep losing?
Ahahahah
I just cashed out on an Overs bet that temporarily gave max cash out value, then the goal was overturned for being offside
Juveguy if you're here how much time have you spent researching bets / watching games / placing bets etc since you started? And how much profit have you made so far?
Dallas is bringing a literal second string team from top to bottom, to a desperate Seattle that NEEDS a win.
>>69534574
>And how much profit have you made so far?
>asking Juve this
PMSL
>>69534600
Is this the new MLS bet of the day?
>>69534713
Personally going large on pk, -.5
Really dont think Seattle will lose this one at the very least.
Just a reminder that Soccer is the most unprofitable sport to bet on.
Don't know why 95% of /bet/ focus on this sport when they're continually losing money.
>>69534815
PK?
Says a lot what the books think of Seattle that they are still only 1.90 or so, but in the past months theyve only lost to top tier teams are home. Dallas is a top tier team and odds reflected that, but swung by a good bit when lineups came out.
If Seattle is going to get something, they better strike when Dallas's best players arent there and a few guys are making their league debut. Keep them on the bench for the whole match. This is one for pregame betting rather than anything live.
>>69534877
Asian handicap, pk is Draw No Bet
And pk, -0.5 means half stake on DNB and half stake on win
>>69534959
So -0.25?
>>69534943
>what the books think
Nuh uh uh, no excuses for this misinformation now >>69533538
>>69534993
yeah, oops sorry. Very used to talking american odds
>>69534959
>>69534815
I'm big on them as well. God help us.
>>69534996
Im the literal opposite of what all you /bet/ rhodesian womens 5th division mugs think, and im doing pretty well. So excuse me if im not a loser like most of you. No offense pal.
>>69534825
I only bet on soccer because I like the sport. Tennis and Basketball make up most of my gains.
>TT worldie starting off
here we go laddies
>>69535023
In it to win it. Just placed 500 on them. If I lose, like I said last thread. I am taking a 1 month break min.
>>69535039
>a loser like most of you
Fucking Americans pmsl
Night x
America new king of /bet/
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New Op not bad desu. Might add some of my advice if I can be bothered tomorrow.
As for the Colorado Switchbacks debacle. Its just plain ignorance about American soccer in general. Whoever made that tip thinks American teams have chips on their shoulders when it comes to these friendles. Maybe they did in the beginning, but in the past 3-4 years most teams really dont care.
Switchbacks are near the top of the table, why the fuck would they care about a friendly? We've (as in Americans) have seen it tons of times. Beat a team like this = HAHA LOSERS ITS ONLY PRESEASON. Lose = you were supposed to lose. Literal lose lose situation. And the whole friendly think lost its luster a LONG time ago.
So thinking any teams will fight its ass off in some random friendly is horribly wrong. However, the Mexicans are friendly masters. They are prideful and play these friendlies like theyre the World Cup Final every time. They are the meaningless match champions of the world. Olympics, youth teams, friendlies. Obviously as soon as anything is at stake they will lose. But its good to keep in mind.
>>69535115
>>69535057
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>>69535128
I agree with this. I have watched many USL games and anyone else who had would have known how bad the football is. I REALLY wish I wasnt busy before that game to tip against it. Mackers "altitude" and "defence" reasons was pseudo bullshit desu. I know it is easy to say in hindsight but a European team near the top of their game is miles better than a USL team. Even fucking Rangers won against a USL team the other week.
Ah, was typing up the post and all that happened. Im glad its an early good start.
I think i like nighttime /bet/ way better than when the british are on.
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P O R T L A N D
>>69535228
Night time bet has always been the best. So controlled and friendly. Canadians, Americans and Aussies
overs in. Would love another Tucson goal and maybe I'll go to sleep up for the day
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Very satisfied with the outcome!!
Already marking TT's 'special' as a loss desu Zzzzz
VANCOUVER
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>>69535571
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>>69535293
Have you sorted out your spreadsheet pal?
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SAVED FOR A MONTH
Takuto is our man
>>69535792
Keep fighting man, all you need is one good run
Anyone else looking at the Global FC game later?
How's it feel like for you lads to know that I made more money this weekend betting on the fix of the century (Brock Lesnar over some fat Samoan can) than you ever will researching Indonesian U-19 squads on soccerway?
Give me your thoughts.
>>69536350
I'm fairly sure most people here smacked Lesnar to oblivion
>>69536350
stop it, i'm the one that makes those comments.
>didn't get on rocket +10.5 in the summer league
ahhhhhh
Tennis for tomorrow:
Groth 2.90
Daniel 1.95
That's it really, too many lopsided matches that the better players don't even have to strain themselves to get through. If you wanna g ame -6 game handicaps, have at it with Ferrer, Klizan, Sousa. If you wanna bet 1/3, 1/4 on guys who only win in tiebreaks, go for Muller and Karlovic.
>>69536350
Please, keep betting on Lesnar, I hope that he fights a mexican nobody and manlet called Cain. I'm sure he will win too.
>>69536748
Lol nah bruh I ain't that dumb. I know Cain would eat his soul if they fought again.
Is there value in a cheeky bet on Spain winning the basketball olympic gold medal now that USA are losing key players left and right?
>>69536865
Who else has dropped out?
>>69536892
Lebron isn't going.
West brook isn't going.
Curry is resting.
>>69536905
Lol those guys don't even play a lot when they go there. Also USA won the last olympics with a C team playing.
>>69536913
They did lose once before tho.
>>69536915
That was a fluke. If you want to bet on Leicester winning the PL next season too go ahead.
Hello lads.
>>69537316
wtb?
>>69537360
Looking/scouting around. Not much at the moment, football wise. Currently looking at Icelandic W matches for later.
>TennisTipster's worldie lost
There goes 10% of my roll guys
Can anyone familiar with the Finnish Veikkausliiga tell me if HJK are in form or should I bet against them
>>69511004
Another victory for Soccerway pseudos, despite my hatred for Finland. And you lads were shitting on it.
Got a double on for Saturday:
>Brazil Serie C
>{Boa} v Guarantinguetá @ 1.44
Guarantinguetá lose against anyone who's any good at all, and I feel their odds were inflated by their win against fellow shitters Macaé. Boa should bag this easily.
>China League One
>{Qingdao Huanghai} v Meizhou Hakka @ 1.53
Huanghai have fallen off the top of the table recently thanks to travels to their title rivals, but they're still incredibly good at home. On the other hand, Meizhou Hakka haven't won away at all this season. Another banker here.
>>69537471
My model with form tells me Ilves are ~53.5% to win against HJK, and I've put up the Poisson goal distribution without form here, since I haven't gotten round to programming in a form-related Poisson distribution.
>>69537498
>Brazil Serie C
Kek, it's mostly rigged. The federal police just cracked down on an international mafia.
>>69537577
Fuck, that's what I get for being a pseudo.
Perhaps shitty odds, but looks like it's going that way.
Niki loses on a third set tie break. Genuinely feel ill.
>>69509950
Can I just say that ALL FOUR of those lost?
>the city of TT's specials
>the city of Columbus Crew
Genenuily embarrassed for TT, losing a 'special'. pmsl
>>69537673
TT got close ffs
NEED Albania to chuck me a fiver or two after all this :/
>>69537685
I've got your back.
>>69537673
I watched the whole thing. It felt nice after the first set
NEED another worldie.
Addicted to the thrill of staking your bankroll
>>69537816
ceres
just bankrolled Global into it
>>69537832
Not offered sadly
Would've liked to hear about this Global game earlier you lids, that's money missed
>Getting to wake up DAC
Cheers
>>69537875
It had very small odds though if I recall correctly.
>>69537899
Woke up feeling D A C as fuck.
I know that feel. Bankrolled as in 100% bankrolled Seattle made me feel good.
>>69537875
-7.5 was 1.85, Global don't tend to smash a lot of the team though.
>>69537908
-7.5 was the line tho
>>69537915
Ah fair enough. Yeah, a missed opportunity then I suppose.
>>69537908
I'me sure that some asian handicap or Over 8.5 or the sort would've had decent odds, oh well
>>69537816
My roll has shrunk significantly so also interested in this, either i double it and start betting conservatively again or lose it all and stop betting for the month
>tfw pissed away 13 dollars on michael mcdonald
fuck me lads, he went from 2.50 to 1.90, i thought it was a sure thing
>>69537918
Like this guy says tho,>>69537914
Global don't smash lower ranked team by 6+ goals often
Anything decent in the upcoming 1-2 hours lads? I want to build up a small sum and then dump it all on Maribor later tonight, I've got zero fate in Levski Sofia doing anything but defending all game
Over doubles in the two Singapore league cup games to be honest
Only need Dr. Soccerway to verify
Fuck it, betting it all on Over 6.5 in the Ceres game
Wish me luck mates
Can anyone tell me what "(R)" means?
>>69537953
Reserves?
>>69537945
God speed anon. Maybe the lady smile on you like she did briefly on me
>>69537958
Hmm, I suppose.
Gonna go back to laying horses
>>69537945
Don't m8 at least wait for better odds inplay, last h2h was 2:1 and Global won only 4:0 against them
>>69537965
Check your skrill.
>>69537970
Feeding a man's gambling addiction doesn't sound like a proper thing to do.
What does your religion say about gambling?
>>69537970
Dude,,,,, thanks, you don't need to do this anymore tho gonna get a v guilty conscience.
>>69537938
Same, they look decent enough
>>69537969
Green Archers are the least shit of the shit teams in that league. Reminder that Ceres scored 36 goals in three weeks so take their goal difference with a grain of salt
>you will never banter with theresa may
why live
>>69537977
Give me your skrill.
>>69537986
Don't. Live your life, enjoy it!
Has the game kicked off? Match live still on pre-match screen
>>69538024
Don't have a skrill acount, I just use paypal
>>69537994
>>69537938
Will give this a go
>>69538013
+6 is the bet if you can still get it
Done my roll, selling my accounts anyone interested?
Morning lads, whats the bet today?
Great honor, thanks!
>>69538129
So far I haven't heard anything yet.
>>69538129
GAU +6.0 20 min ago
did flat anons horse win?
I see some Israeli football matches later today. Please don't look at me for advice, I merely have a summer house there.
>>69538140
Blustar Detergent +8.5 is decent. Cafe France getting into some foul trouble early and Blustar are hitting their FTs
>>69538157
Not anymore now they've given up
>>69538153
Dead last iirc
Ceres looking dire lids, glad I didnt get on those trash odds
Going with this later.
>>69538245
What's your reasoning for that bet?
Ceres looking good so far
>>69538302
Israeli he definitely knows
>>69538302
A combination of gut feeling and the fact that they both know how to score goals. Besides, this is far from solid, but I'm envisioning a 1-2 score.
Also, this bet is far from solid; I don't expect people to jump on it like I have. This is purely a bet made on intuition, so if you're in need for a solid, skip it.
>>69538327
me on the right.
>>69538338
DELETE THIS
>>69538338
>londonistan
>>69538342
NEIN!
:^)
>>69538338
That picture is disgusting
>>69538357
>>69538357
reported you for hate crimes. they're up 10 trillion percent, don't you know?
>>69538148
pmsl, CANNOT believe people pay you for this shite
Why do people even prestake overs?
Sydney Swans - hawthorne Hawks u170 seems like a steal lads ..
Going on a very very long walk. Might see Hass.
>>69538372
Dont care if -6 wins, I would still laugh at anyone who backed it. Such a terrible bet.
Surely Euan hasn't got the bottle to go paid again next month, after the shitshow that is the last few weeks.
How long do singbet take to settle? Made a first half handicap bet last night at 3am on asianodds and it's still 'running'
I was just thinking. If one can make 100 a day, plus have a solid income, that's some good money.
>>69538361
>>69538367
I forgot about the 6 gorillion and the pakis getting told to go home every 5 minutes
Also if you haven't updated your xperia to the latest one, don't lad it's a fucking load of shite.
>>69538405
> if
And there's the key
>>69538403
What game?
>>69538405
Are you a real person or a gimmick? I dont know what is satire these days desu
Does Euan post here still?
>>69538425
hey :3
>>69538425
It was BYU Cougars v Golden State Force, Hass posted a stream
>>69538376
Ok Belgium expert
(I tend to agree)
Tips 4 the wogs
>>69538451
Hmm. I would ask the broker to check the bet if it isnt settled in 24h.
>>69538390
Now that your paid... What do you contribute to these threads outside of being a cunt and deleting posts?
>>69538422
That's true. But, I'll disclose some personal information, I'm a program with reasonable knowledge of statistics. I really haven't even been trying yet. I can't wait to go home and return to my 3 27" screens and access to servers, so I can start setting up models. When these actually become profitable, I'll set up a private environment for people here so we can benefit from it. I'm serious, I'm really and genuinely enjoying this stuff.
>>69538425
I am a real person, but people have turned me into a gimmick; which I'm fine with.
>>69538417
top kek. people don't realise that a lot of pakistanis don't want other pakistanis coming here - because they'll compete for their job. and they hate eastern europeans. but little england white boy gets the blame.
yeah, i know. cannot get rid of the notification though. it goes away if i clearr the su cache, but it comes back. irritating.
>>69538451
Singbet don't settle automatically, if I recall correctly bets are settled at the end of the day
So what is THE bet guys?
>>69538463
*I'm a programmer
>>69538463
>I'm a program
hmm
>>69538463
>I'm a program
V v odd man
>>69538463
Strange.
>>69538466
>>69538451
Yep. Forgot asianodds did this. They will have classed an American game as early in the day because they will work on Asian time I imagine.
>>69538457
last game ended 125 total, but i dont know if lineups are similar today
so go small
>>69538477
>>69538482
DELETE THIS!
>>69538485
http://www.rabbimindset.com/
>>69538487
Last game was utter shit conditions mate, I suggest you don't bet tbqh
>Teachers in Germany have set off a national controversy after they boycotted their own school’s leavers’ ceremony in protest at a Muslim pupil who refused to shake hands with a female member of staff
>The teachers demanded that the teenage pupil, who has not been named under German privacy laws, be excluded from the ceremony over the incident
kek.
>>69538488
>At the young age of 8, still suffering from the hereditary effects of theHolocaust
>>69538488
What leagues will you have your "models" for?
>>69538514
Really for whatever leagues I can find retrievable statistics for. Premier League has made it very easy for me to rip all of the statistics, since they're using JSON; so I'm initially testing it with the EPL.
But I'll also be scraping some other country's statistics. I've noticed that small leagues like Iceland (especially their women's league) can indeed be quite profitable.
>>69538464
Exactly lad, one of the most racist people I know is Chinese and he despises blacks with a passion.
I'm considering getting a custom rom for mine, the update just fucks with everything. Sure it's draining my battery a lot quicker too.
>>69538531
have you thought about the jupiler league? Its a shitshow every week with decent strikers and shit defenders
>>69538561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M
>>69538546
kek, most chinese people do.
shortly before the warranty runs out, i'll send the phone off for a new battery and then put a custom rom on mine.
>>69538553
Ja, dat heb ik (yes, I have). The problem is that it's just as unpredictable as our Micky Mouse League though. I guess you can pick off a few matches each week though.
Also, pic related:
>>London Whites
They really should change their name to something more suiting.
damn Ceres is gonna do it
>Euan
Disgraceful. Absolutely disgraceful.
>>69538635
gonna end 6-0 with Bulgarian lad in tears
wow kairat almaty wow if gohou still plays there i see millions of goals
6!!!!!!
Hope Euan dies of bowel cancer. Perm sporting cunt. Down hundreds and hundreds.
>>69538645
Cashed out of the +6 during the first half with a good profit only cause I wanted to root for bulgarian lad
>>69538653
>he isn't satisfied with the value he got on
>>69538390
>>69538390
Tears
BULGARIAN LADS DONE IT
Why do we ever doubt the filipino league
OH MY GOD THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
bah gawd theyve only gone and done it
>>69538660
>Bulgarian lad
M8, he only got on because of my post and I had -5 Pmsl
>>69538647
yes he still plays there plus rajkovic is on the goal for tel aviv, he is gonna leak at least 2 goals
>>69538670
Yeah but it's nice when someone bankrolls and it wins
>>69538676
w-well I got my house and bank on Maribor -1
l-lets hope it wins as well
I'm on under 7.5, v v jittery
Time for a game of guess the tipster
unders on Italy v Australia?
>>69538697
Not me
liquid from the eyes of otters if youre not on College Europa +3
>>69538660
Still feel empty inside, need to bankroll another one
Also, T4tW knows fuck all about football
>>69538740
No need to remind us
>>69538740
hope you die from arse cancer you horrible little man. The only thing that makes me happy is knowing you will lose all your money on another shite bet.
>>69538694
tears.
>>69538694
Peeing myself
tfw no Brazilian poster to make fun of
IMAGINE going on unders on a UFL game.
IMAGINE.
only on unders on Euan's bet cbfa. looking like 5 days out of last 6 will be four figure losses
>>69538760
>>69538763
>>69538764
>>69538770
Cashed out for a profit and then put it on overs. V happy
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>>69538780
Wait did Euan tip unders?
>>69538757
The only way he'll lose his money is following your shite bets, you scrawny pube headed fucknugget
>>69538740
What you bankrolling next lid? We in this together.
>>69538794
No +6 but I could only take unders due to accounts, took it 3/10 rather than 5/10 as less value
>>69538791
Looks like we all won today. I cashed out of +6 during 0-0 for around 75% of the original profit
>>69538647
#on
>>69538795
You seem angry? Do you feel there arent enough women on May's new cabinet and it really pisses you off?
>>69538806
The day just got started.
>>69538757
The butthurt is real lads.
Sorry that nothing else ever makes you happy, you mockery of a human being. Maybe Liebermann can give you some betting tips and cheer you up
>>69538798
I really wanna bankroll Maribor to win later tonight but will look for some bets before that, suggestions are welcome.
>>69538770
What do you reckon to Heerenveen - Oss later tonight?
Heerenveen should be able to stomp them and I think 'Over 2.5' should be a reasonably safe bet.
>>69538840
In it to win it. Will look out for options as well.
>>69538793
>Caan Berry, Peter Webb, Tony Hargraves all balding or bald
Is hair loss a future that awaits us all? Is this the price we pay to be shrewd?
Nice to see this image from two years ago still rings true
When the yuros wake the yelling starts
>>69538880
You have to be a profitable gambler in Asia or exchanges first.
>>69538880
Hair started thinning at 24, about the same time I started betting regularly
Haven't gotten any shrewder yet
>>69538893
What about me.. I'm a Euro in Japan.
>>69538896
Being profitable in Asia SUCH a meme
I have 365 accounts coming out my ears
>>69538920
Where from and how do you fund them all?
>>69538854
heerenveen should play with usual squad, fc oss lots of now players that have barely played with eachother. So yea its quite the nobrainer
>>69538793
He's oversimplifying a complex scenario
>>69538893
me in croatia here, sup
>>69538940
Okay. I put 50 on it.
>>69538920
But you literally don't have ears
>>69538952
one was taped down when hass was a kid.
:^)
>>69538821
pmsl
>>69538936
Helps being a greasy student. You'd be surprised how many people are willing to part with their identity just for beer money. If you don't want to come off as a complete degenerate, say you're doing matched betting or something.
I use neteller atm for new accounts, just because skrill only verifies your accounts after you reach the limits I think? So I'd rather not have large sums sitting in there and have ID rejected.
Also used paypal before with success actually
>>69538950
>De Brabanders kwamen deze week al eerder in actie. Dinsdagavond werd met 1-1 gelijkgespeeld tegen hoofdklasser OSS’20
>>69538952
>>69538947
Welcome
>>69539005
>De Ossenaren oefenden ook tegen Willem II (1-1), het Engelse Queens Park Rangers (3-1 winst) en De Graafschap.
>het Engelse Queens Park Rangers (3-1 winst)
>3-1 winst
rofl
>>69539005
>>69539023
This looks good though.
>>69539046
Im confident. also qpr should disband, sad club
