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Previous thread: >>69566687
News:
>Bork popped
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12203902/brock-lesnar-flagged-by-usada-for-potential-anti-doping-violation
>Rory "in talks" with Bellator
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/14/12193250/ufc-mma-news-bellator-ufc-rory-macdonald-welterweight
>Hunt wants to be released from the UFC
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/mark-hunt-wants-brock-lesnars-full-2-5-million-ufc-200-fight-purse
>>69571218
rich piano
https://play.m1global.tv/videoview/4806/m_1_challenge_69_live
we're watching m1
>>69571232
>>Hunt wants to be released from the UFC
this isn't the ufc's fault though its brocks fault i don't see why hunt is blaming the ufc for bork cheating?
>>69571254
thanks lad
just woke up
>>69571254
>spoon feeding casuals
IF One Championship got their hands on Rory, would he be in the right weightclass over there to take on Benthony Askren?
>>69571255
>that first comment
And I want ALL of my $60 for the PPV back!
>>69571281
cmon lad you wouldn't have paid to watch the ufc right?
>>69571255
mark's a samoan who unironically believes ''''''jesus''''' is his '''''''lord and savior'''''
he's old af he should retire anyway
>>69571277
It's just Ben, where did you get benthony?
>>69571255
his angle is that they were well aware that he was on the gas and got an exemption until after UFC 200
he seems to think that them allowing that cost him the match, as if he wouldn't have lost he Brock wasn't roided to the gills using his words
I can't wait until Reddit shit like fighter pay and Mark Hunt reparations destroys this sport and we're all watching fuckin' pillow hands again.
>>69571222
She has a black man's lips
>>69571333
>Mark Hunt reparations
haha
>>69571333
MMA sucks anyway
>>69571329
yeah i know that i was just pretending to be stupid
but cmon mark have a look at brock and tell me you think he is a full natty bro? like what did you expect?
>>69571350
Yeah, only UFC is good.
>>69571352
are you trying to trick me
yeah, I mean I think at this point everyone knew he was on the gas, though honestly even if he wasn't on the gas I don't think it would've gone any different, it's not like Brock would've shrunk down to lanklet levels of skinny, probably would've taken him down just the same that night
>>69571345
I'd still hit it
A bit cringy.
I got Li Morrison.
Fucking USADA. Fuck PED testing.
Lesnar and Bones are entertaining, even if it's just to cheer against them. I want to be entertained. I want the performance to be enhanced. In what context would I ever not want a performance to be enhanced?
>>69571345
she is technically 100% lithuanian right? both of her parents were born there and moved to the USA
she wishes she was black that's for damn sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9re9SLS2IU
>>69571222
literally nothing
andrey has some eddgelord emo song kek
>>69571432
Your opponent's performNce brah.
>>69571432
Because it's a combat sport and the fighter's safety takes priority over your entertainment, faggot
>>69571475
>Mfw idiot casuals on here thought Paige VanZant would beat her
Who you got?
>People believe that because Mark Hunt is fat, he must be natty.
>>69571471
I showed a Lithuanian friend of mine her name and they were very confused actually. Apparently its an ancient old ass name thats not common.
>>69571475
watch this fight, or even just a highlight video
paige's '''''''''''''boxing''''''''''' is funny
>mfw Mark Hunt wanted to leave the UFC a while ago because of Risin anyway
>>69571507
>Discount Jon Fitch on the left
>>69571502
I don't remember that being the case
I don't remember it not being the case either though
>>69571502
I thought Paige's wrestling would dominate over Rose's striking and jiu-jitsu. I was very wrong.
What's the natty limit, brehs?
>>69571513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZtXJtzOaZQ
'''Lithuanian grandmothers ghetto n shit''''
this really is the worst country
>>69571432
>I want the performance to be enhanced.
It is.
>>69571538
http://www.leangains.com/2010/12/maximum-muscular-potential.html
>>69571538
Michael Bisping looks natty.
>>69571538
The sky is the limit.
>>69571432
want to start a promotion?
>>69571538
we'll never know
reminder that the pudgy barnett was busted for steroids three times in pre-usada times
>>69571538
>>69571538
Roy Nelson
>>69571538
I am.
>>69571412
i reckon he would of been more flabby and less cut but the outcome would of been the same
>>69571607
>Idiots think Roy Nelson is natty just because he's fat.
>>69571597
Can he do it?
lads my stream is lagging can a few of you guys log out
thanks in advance
>>69571655
nope
>>69571655
he literally can't do worse than bader
>>69571655
He got dropped by OSP, Rumble hits much harder.
>>69571689
prove it
>>69571651
Reminder that Pfister was winning this fight on the ground until one of the worst stand ups ever
>>69571489
PRIDE didn't test, they allowed soccer kicks as well.
Strangely enough, they weren't known for fighters dying or getting injured, any more than any other promotion, although they did have a fixed fight here and there.
>>69571550
How is anything enhanced by removing Bones, Lesnar, Romero, Machida, Cro Cop and whoever the hell else they recently busted? They're entertaining as hell.
WHO WILL GET POPPED NEXT?
MY BET IS FOR ALDO
>>69571710
Prove what?
>>69571489
>muh safety
lol if that's the argument just ban the sport
>>69571762
kailin curran will get popped for being a qt
>>69571777
trips confirm
>>69571777
she looks like a monkey with diarrhea skin
Sucks for WME, they just bought UFC and all their stars are getting popped.
>>69571732
The guys who fought in Pride's bodies are waaaay worse off. Watch smashing machine
>>69571651
Sage consistently struggles with the bottom of the barrel fighters, he'll never be the star the UFC wants him to be. Can't wait until the day he gets really violently HEEM'd. Barbarena will always be my boy for exposing this goof
All drugs should be allowed. If you die you die. Unironically. I hate statists.
>>69571830
he's only 20 goof
>>69571811
I'll take a look at it tomorrow (out right now), but Kerr fought all over the place.
whatif everyone who didn't get popped were actually natty? ooh, ever think of that?
>>69571732
Most people who fought in PRIDE sound punch drunk beyond belief and have deflated bodies. Also extended PED use makes you more likely to drop dead from a random heart attack.
>>69571830
He was sick in both his last outings and Colbey wasn't there to nurse him back to health.
>it's an outdoors M-1 card episode
WHERE THE SLUTS AT??????????????
anyone made a list of Just Bleed fights?
kidding about the just bleed
i wouldn't mind if they kept the rules used in the UFC and allowed PEDs
i'd rather have soccer kicks banned but EPO allowed for example
Lads, who is the natty goat?
>>69571856
gary goodridge comes to mind
>>69571856
>Most people who fought in PRIDE sound punch drunk beyond belief and have deflated bodies
That's because they're old fighters. PRIDE has been defunct for about a decade, they were fighting for awhile at that point and most continued to fight.
Look at Chuck Liddell or Tim Sylvia, they're not doing too well either.
>>69571876
just pride rules and no questions asked about peds
is the way to go
rizin will be the future
>>69571880
>>69571880
GSP
>sUPERHEAVYWEIGHT BOUt
>>69571762
sage northcutt
>>69571880
dominick cruz
fuck usada
>>69571777
literally looks like a monkey m8
>>69571915
lel
>>69571937
>five year layoff, comes back, beats champion
>natty
>>69571939
wat the fuck is going on there? looks legit though
>>69571915
>B-but I have photographic evidence that he's got muscles!!!!
>>69571939
Wonder who else they'll bring in... King Mo likely, Phil Davis too maybe?
![JOHNSON_DEMETRIOUS[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0Mujzo4.png "JOHNSON_DEMETRIOUS[1].png")
>>69571880
>>69571763
clay guida and brian ortega
>>69571974
>mighty manlet
>>69571966
There's another fighter with a bye, I'm guessing Fedor
Jiri Prochazka too, that's a guy RIZIN has really got behind
>>69571880
Remember when Aldo ran from that drug test in Brazil?
>>69571989
I've really liked what I've seen of Jiri
I expected Nemkov to be the big breakthrough initially, that hasn't really been the case though
MEME-1 GLOBAL: NIGGER AND THE SHEEPS
>>69571959
nobody is natty m8
someone make a web-m of the M-1 black guy wandering the fields in a cloak plz
i think this is gunna be a fun fight lads
lost it at the kenny intro
>>69572014
Yeah, Nemkov has shown promise, the guy that beat him, Albrektsson, has potential too
>>69572003
Who cares lad. We /usda/ now and he still memed frankie.
>>69572024
this cracked me up
>>69571945
She Googled "Paige VanZant paparazzi" and that's the only pic she found :,(
>representing american top team
this gon b gud
>>69572057
kek
>>69572057
WE WUZ SHEPHERDS N' SHIET
>>69572057
thank you based ausfag perfect
>>69571760
Lol they only got busted because drug tests are getting better and they weren't prepared for it. The UFC has no problem with steroids, they just say that they do for politics.
>>69572003
he took the drug test. it was discarded because usada is to dumb to get a work visa
i think that HEEM FC 1 has to be an outdoor event
>>69572077
I dunno man they hired the guy who busted Lance Armstrong. And now nobody gives a shit about bicycling. This could be a huge mistake.
>>69572057
Based m8
>>69572057
KENNY vs BROCC
WHEN
Why is there scat all over /sp/
Main event, remember to send Kenny your power
>>69572100
Novitsky loves taking big scalps, catching Jones probably gave him the biggest hardon he's had in years
>From Estonia
EDGESTONIA IS DAT U
Kenny "DEUCE" Garner
Bellator is starting in 50 bings. It's being aired on a tape delay. I will be posting spoilers throughout this thread.
>>69572130
janitors and mods have been deleting all the generals forcing everyone to make 3 or 4 new threads until they are finally left up
people got pissed off so now you have what is pretty much a "clean muh shit up" threads
Anyone else lagging when putting this shit on fullscreen?
>tfw Matt Hughes is the first to get fired under the new WME era as he is completely unnecessary
>Chuck is also fired
>>69572154
It's on Channel 5 here which is a pretty big channel
>>69572138
I think you have a good point there
Remember how in the first 3 months of USADA they tested Ronda like 5 times?
And didn't test Claudia until she got her title fight, then suddenly 3 times.
>>69572138
But I don't think he'll stop. It's going to ruin the UFC.
>>69572171
You're still getting it on an hour delay. I'll be posting spoilers live.
How many bongs till bellator early prems?
I've seen children lock in better americanas
Is Kenny Garner ATT's shittest fighter
>>69572158
But why did the Janis did that?
>>69572079
>Drug Free Sport collector Ben Mosier, who was working on behalf of NAC, was detained by a Brazilian federal police officer, who was training at Aldo's Nova Uniao gym June 11. Mosier was found to have the incorrect work visa for collecting urine samples. Sampaio became involved after being contacted by Aldo's coach Andre Pederneiras and he would not let the collection happen unless it was overseen by CABMMA.
>Mosier was allowed to monitor the collection June 12, but Aldo was more than two hours late to the gym for the process and, Guinty wrote, that Sampaio accommodated him by pushing back the deadline for shipping the sample. Aldo also dropped and spilled the first sample taken June 12, so the useable sample wasn't finally procured three hours after it was supposed to be, according to Guinty in the report.
>>69572189
Now that Kimbo is kill yes
>>69572203
True
Kimbo never beat GURAM
>>69572180
Why
>>69572197
i dunno like yesterday we had to make 4 heem threads after each one was deleted and other general threads have been deleted as well
the mod is just being autistic and things he doesn't like he tries to delete is the only way i can see it
>""""""American"""""" Top Team
>Ran by a brazilian in Florida,Cuba
>>69572198
Let's say Aldo was trying to hide something, what kind of substance could it be if in 3 hours becomes undetectable?
>>69572218
To inform.
>>69572231
Yeah well I'd appreciate it if you didn't
>>69572221
>Florida,Cuba
Kekxico in charge
anyone have a live bellashit stream?
These main cards are only 4 fights. I'll take picks for 5 or 6 of them though---do you want 5 or 6 and which fights?
Holly Holm vs. Valentina Shevchenko
Edson Barboza vs. Gilbert Melendez
Francis Ngannou vs. Bojan Mihajlović
Felice Herrig vs. Kailin Curran
Frankie Saenz vs. Eddie Wineland
Alex Oliveira vs. James Moontasri
Darren Elkins vs. Godofredo Pepey
Kamaru Usman vs. Alexander Yakovlev
Michel Prazeres vs. J.C. Cottrell
Héctor Urbina vs. George Sullivan
Jim Alers vs. Jason Knight
Luis Henrique vs. Dmitry Smolyakov
NO KENNY NOOOOOOOO
>>69572234
I humbly decline your request.
>M-1 """"""""""""""Global""""""""""""""
>There's unironically bigger crows in pee wee league baseball
>>69572236
not sure if retarded or just spaniard
>>69572246
do main card + fight pass prelim headliner + FS1 headliner
>>69572229
They could have put him on an IV, given him a masking agent, switched samples, etc.
>>69572198
Literally everyone is on something lad. As long as they can still perform after usda i really dont care.
>>69572250
how are you watching live? i can't find anything live?
>>69572253
>Argentina calling Spain retard
>Literally caught your whole tax scheme
>>69572257
>>69572246
this
this seems like a good system to use in the future if you insist on doing more than the 4 fight main card
>>69572283
i like this idea
>>69572154
lol bellashit doesn't start for 8hrs + i just checked the website your retarded friends
>>69572258
Switched samples it's impossible because you have to pee and show your dick to the commisioner and there is also the blood test.
The other 2 are possible but difficult to prove because if that was the case the commision could have obviously seen the marks of the IV or found the masking agent in his bloodstreams.
C'mon Kenny, C'mon, C'mon
http://www.strawpoll.me/10761027
hello everyone, enjoy this quality reddit meme xD
>>69572181
This fight was so awesome made groovy banana an instant star with a loss
>>69572246
Just do the main card cuz it's a shit card
>>69572303
>implying McGOAT won't heem Nate in the rematch
you haters are something else...
>>69572299
>Found the masking agents
Kek
>I don't know what glass IVs are
Kek
>Impossible
After 3 hours in Brazil, nothing is
>>69572301
UNA VELA
>>69572274
>caught
>gets 21 months of "jail", keeps playing and getting millions by the day
people outside of spain couldn't care less except for redditors.
>>69572308
if i'm gonna do it i'm doing at least 5 fights, unless you or someone else wants to
you fight like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>69572330
>caught
>gets 21 months of "jail", keeps playing and getting millions by the day
>still flopping in finals
Honestly, i'm sure this feels worse than 7-0, at least they tried.
>>69572341
oh how could you say that just after the orlando shooting and such where all those gays died
completely insensitive and offensive
>>69572325
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>2 of the fights involve Haley Holm and Katie Curran
>>69572057
who the fk is this fatty
Has Kenneth Garden ever trained BJJ?
Boring fight there
why isn't mma in the olympics yet?
>>69572327
The only way to switch samples is to bribe the american commisioner, but that didn't happened because the story is out.
Explain what is a glass IV and why the masking agent wasn't found in the bloodstream.
>>69572354
>L-look at me folks I'm not PC at all!!!!
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>69572354
cormier is a literal cuck
>>69572341
Kek
>>69572349
>still flopping in finals *with the NT
>still a millionare
>still gonna be remembered as one of the best
He will be ok
whats that flag
smells like kebab
>>69572384
>>69572387
completely fedora posts enjoy your cuck hero anders being tortured in jail lol
>>69572377
>risking a career ending injury
>for free
>>69572336
Alright I'll do it.
>>69572401
>greek
>calling others kebab
get out of here fancy t*rk
>>69572405
>tortured in jail
lol this isn't florida
Post your fav unranked fighter
>>69572412
I thought your paid you for competing in the Olympics
>>69572377
how would it even be set up? some massive tournament?
>>69572431
*by your country
wewlads
>>69572431
i have no idea, i only watch mma
>>69571218
lmao tony ferguson has no power
>>69572430
le funny weigh in man
hahahahhaha too slow for his fat weight division to small for his ideal weight division
>>69572423
hey ese nice meme you got there vato
>>69572377
it would have to be pussified to the extreme
no elbows, maybe knockdown rules like in boxing and more
you know Hendo vs Lombard? that kind of shit can't happen at the olympics
>>69572473
true. Plus there is no way a few days is adequate recovery time for a proper mma bout
>>69572431
only if you live in a corrupt 3rd world shithole
wish i didn't have shitty internet and could stream
currently watching strikeforce
eddie bravo tonight
>>69572442
Same way boxing is. Qualifiers to get in, each country has max one entrant per weight class, and then an eliminator tournament.
>>69572572
cool
>>69572561
Is bellator on tape delay tonight? Or are they making the fights fight late.
what does a fighter's dog say about them?
>>69572263
I'm going to repost spoilers from Twitter that journalists live tweet
>>69572295
That is the tape delay start time for the US. Fights are starting in 10 bings.
>>69572601
people who don't know much about dogs will shit on each fighters dog i would guess
>>69572625
stream?
>>69572625
why are they not showing it live?
>>69572642
It isn't being played live anywhere. Will be on UK tv on an hour delay.
Bellator 158 - Daley vs. Lima pits Paul Semtex Daley vs Douglas The Phenom Lima fight in O2 Arena, London, England on Jul 16, 2016
COME ON MR. COKER GIVE US BELLATOR RIGHT NOW U BITCH
gonna need a link for that Bellator lads...
>>69572643
Because Coker and bellator have a retarded strategy of trying to get a foothold in foreign markets before being established in the largest market in the world (USA) yet.
>>69572181
Is groovy banana boy tier?
They better give Mark Hunt all of Brock's moniez xD
>>69572674
>>69572671
>>69572654
like just show it live then show a tape delay during u.s. prime time seems retarded not too
>>69572701
why even go on that site
How would Joe Rogan do roasting black athletes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzts4Q_ak3E
Watching Lellator, close to ringside but can't see shit
rate my chicken fajita with fresh guacamole /heem/
(sorry couldn't get a picture)
>>69571218
Wtf is wrong with you
>>69572752
So you basically squashed an avocado into a chicken sandwich?
>>69572703
this is what they're doing
the times for the tape delay are in the op
Michael Shipman defeats Dom Clark via anaconda choke in the first round
Pietro Menga defeats Spencer Hewitt via knockout early in the first round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCge3owoyfQ
durian on brock bresnars test
>>69572750
are you part of the press?
>>69572761
nope, you filthy savage you
>>69572773
no they aren't showing a live stream just a tape delay its fucking dumb
>>69572781
No sitting right behind them and they are blocking my view, I moved seats for now.
Is there even a single booked MW bout in the next couple of months? It's the most stacked division yet there's nothing on.
Fuck you bellator.
>>69572797
Yes?
Stream plz anyone
>>69572803
i mean just show a live stream of the event and then show the event on tv during prime time
that way you wont lose to many tv viewers
but this tape delayed shit is retarded and defeates the purpose of having international events
Is /heem/ for /sp/xit or /sp/ay? Keep in mind these guys are for leave
Dana White
Daniel Cormier
GSP
Conor
Diaz Bros
Vannata
Wonderboy
many more
>>69572730
It's way better than 4Chan for one.
Any link at all even the delay? Can't get spike in Aus :(
Bellator is happening right now, but it won't be streamed until the times in the OP because of a tape delay
People might try to spoil it on /heem/
>>69572750
awesome bud, have fun
>>69572833
>try
It's not very hard
See>>69572776
>>69572830
the way that heem threads are being deleted by mods willy nilly im for /sp/xit but i know thats an unpopular opinion
>>69572830
Fuck off you stupid aspie
All 3 judges just gave a 10-8 round, seems that they are becoming more willing to do so.
>>69572830
I used to be for it, until I actually looked around /asp/
We don't want to be in the same retard pen as /wwe/, trust me
WORKING LIVE STREAM HERE
WORKING LIVE STREAM HERE
WORKING LIVE STREAM HERE
Luiz Tosta vs Dean Garnett is declared a majority draw. (29-7 Tosta, 28-28
So when is bellator on British tv?
