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Previous thread: >>69564590

News:


>Bork popped
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12203902/brock-lesnar-flagged-by-usada-for-potential-anti-doping-violation

>Rory "in talks" with Bellator
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/14/12193250/ufc-mma-news-bellator-ufc-rory-macdonald-welterweight

>Hunt wants half of Brock's purse or to be released by UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12204448/mark-hunt-asks-for-half-of-brock-lesnars-purse-or-release-from-ufc
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autism
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Schaub is God
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SCHAUB IS A LITERAL GOD
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Oy it's us the fat cahnts, buy us more kangaroos for dinner
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Hunt losing = wgaf
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>>69566706
Schaub bless you brother, good effort.
>>69566714
Schaub bless.
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>>69566714
>>69566706
Schaub bless
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>>69566719
based overweight pimpley autist american
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mark hunt on GOAT by default watch
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>>69566719

> This nigger believed his mandrama hero won a fair fight.
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I found that amateur heem I was looking for guys
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HAS HASSY WEIGHED IN ON THE CONTROVERSY YET
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>>69566706
>>69566714
>>69566723
>>69566727
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>>69566467
>not posting a webm
you're not a real fite fan
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>>69566746
oh god he's still doing this?
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>>69566729
>>69566739
Oy ya dumb cahnts, I'm a kiwi not a Auspie
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sick cunt hours
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>Mark "My record is just like Artem Lobov's" Hunt stood a chance against a 6'3" 265 lbs Former NCAA Division I champion grappler
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>>69566719
Leave it to a mandrama artist to be fake even in a real fight
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>>69566753
Hunt fought prime Junior Dos Santos and prime Fedor Emelianenko. Bork missed out on both of those fights.
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>>69566748
WHY COULDNT HE HAVE FALLEN IN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>69566748
RIP Ronda. Schaub saved us.
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>>69566764
That JDS fight is one of my favorites.
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>>69566741
Video cuts off too soon tbqh.

>>69566750
Of course he is.
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>leave USADA to me
Can't wait for the promos to be honest
>"I don't care if Brock is on PED's BECAUSE at Summerslam he's gonna get is the RKO
Also a pot shot at CM Cuck in there.
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Fighters that get USADA'd shouldn't be suspended, they should be placed in an anything goes roid division.
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>>69566781
PEDs should be mandatory tbqh.
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>>69566781
so basically the UFC
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>>69566775
JDS was a monster. If Brock had not pulled out of UFC 131 I think Brock would have got beaten just as bad
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>these poopetually pooturbed fat /asp/ies
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>>69566781
Brock should be sentenced to fight Ubereem again, I'd pay to watch that
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im a white boy and im jacked

deal with it
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It's not even good-bad, it's just bad-bad.
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>>69566785
>getting heemed because someone slapped you with their calf muscle

the fuck
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>>69566753

> Reminder that your former NCAA div 1 champ cheated.

I know how much you people like the fake wrestling but for us we don't actually consider it the same as winning when you cheat. This is real fighting.
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>Jim Ross spent a full 5 minutes of his last podcast sucking Lesnar's cock and calling him full natty jacked white boi and insulting people who were criticizing Brock
>gets called out on Twitter now that the ruse is up
>literally says "b-but he's still my boy!"
Fuck Brock """""fans"""""
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>>69566794
Maybe it was the plan, they wanted Overeem to take the belt from Stipe, and then make a fight with Lesnar for the title.
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>>69566794

>Ubereem

He's literally not even the same fighter anymore casual. Current Overeem is too conservative and calculated.
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>>69566797
Early stoppage, Hunt never stopped defending.
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vanessa is no longer my girl

http://www.tmz.com/2016/07/08/ufc-luke-rockhold-chris-weidman-brock-lesnar-octagon-girls/
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>>69566813
Nah, they wanted Mir to beat Hunt to set up their rematch at UFC 200

>>69566815
lol
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>>69566814
Where did his black go?
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>>69566807
>No one like him
What does he mean by this?
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>>69566805

Literally don't care kangaroo boy. If you thought Lesnar was ever natty you're an idiot and deserve to be mad.
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>>69566814
>genetically-engineered-in-a-secret-government-lab Reem will never fuck your girlfriend

hold me, /heem/ [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
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>>69566741
did he drag him into traffic?
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>>69566807

theres this fucked up beta mindset where they think if they had brocks genetics and trained as hard as him they could've looked like him and been some superman ubermensch

they can't admit natty limit is a real thing, it's low IQ shit, they want to believe in fairies and natty 280lb 10%bf men
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>>69566777
lmao i hadn't seen that one
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>>69566830

>Spoilers on /sp/

I guess we now know who the real casuals and cuckolds are.
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Mark Hunt = wgaf
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>australian hours
>/heem/ is garbage
not surprised desu
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>>69566839
THE NATTY LIMIT IS MARK HUNT. ANYONE IN BETTER SHAPE IS ROIDING.
>>69566839
hownewareyou.exe
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>>69566834
>tfw vikings were lanklets
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what do you think of david wood?
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How do I achieve this mode?
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GONNA GO DRINK SOME TRENBUTEROL LIGHT

ID DRINK STANAZOL LIGHT BUT STANAZOL WONT PAY ME NOTHING

WOOOOO
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What's next for /heem/'s official boy, Rory MacDonald?
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>>69566817

What they really wanna say is........ANY BLACK MAN THAT WILL PAY ME MONTHLY for 18 years IS THE HOTTEST. #udummy #utarget #udisgrace #TRUTH
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>>69566807
Who the fuck is Jim Ross?

>>69566818
The UFC never thought Mir could win against him now anyway, so the result is the same. They wanted Lesnar to win at 200, they couldn't throw Overeem at him now.
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>>69566845
/heem/ was never good.
>>69566861
TRT and HGH.
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>>69566874
WWE commentator.
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Can you sue your opponent for assault if he pissed hot ?
I mean he had an advantage on you, something that could kill you, it is a dangerous sport even when two clean guys fight but if one of them is juiced it could end in a death
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>>69566814

to anyone butthurt about lesnar, this is the difference that PEDs make

fact: the only reason lesnar was relevant at all in the UFC was his PED induced size
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>>69566883
Nice Rogan desu.

>>69566888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf9U0quIrB8

Whole fight for anyone who wants it.
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>>69566834
if natty beasts can't exist what's with all those jacked as fuark greek statues?
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>>69566896
it also allows a beta to reach his natty limit and then sustain it with average effort and protein

saves years of training

look how big natty reems biceps are, theyre fucking ridiculous, thats from roided up bicep curls
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>>69566906
artistic license? how come men before steroids were invented, but photography existed, were never that big?
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>Lesnar's opponent at UFC 200, Mark Hunt, said that he wants UFC to "sort" the situation out or he wants his release.

>"They say they are trying to clean up the game, but it does not feel like it," Hunt told MarkHunt.TV. "Is said to tell the UFC if you copy will not be punished."

>"The third time I had to tell a cheater in my career. The other two times I did not ask for compensation, but the third time now and I'm sick of them have left the faithful. I told Dana I want a release from the UFC if they do not classify this."

what did he mean by this?
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>>69566916
BABY WANT HIS FLY FLY DADA
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Who natty here? Never even taken creatine?
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>>69566907

HRT increases your physical size besides muscle mass, your hands, feet, etc get bigger

so no, certain drugs actually push you past your "natty limit"
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I know for a fact that Tim Kennedy is natty.
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>Rory is now a father to a baby girl
>Rory's birthday is in 6 days
>Still no word on when or under what organization his next fight is

Communicate with your fans reeeeeeee
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>>69566922

I took Ibuprofen when I was a crazy young kid, I'm not proud of it, but it is what it is.
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>>69566923
yeah true, i meant with gear you can get above your natural limit then when you're off your body loses the muscle mass and takes you to your natty limit

so you skip years of training, exceed your reach, then find your reach

but sadly roid frauds never learn the discipline it takes to train without magical fairy drugs. imagine being so beta you lack the primal drive to get in the gym and bust ass day after day year after year

shameful for a white boy to embarrass the white race with such weak minded betaness
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to be honest i was completely shocked when i heard the news that brock popped

shocked
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>>69566916
He wants an extra million dollars.
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>>69566916
>"Is said to tell the UFC if you copy will not be punished."
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Just started listening to fighter and the kid with chael, holy shot does the show get better without Bryan. He's so annoying and humble brags. Muh friends are rich every episode
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>>69566964
>Schawb stops fighting when ASADA drops by

really makes you think
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>>69566964

chael is pretty fun to listen to, he's got charisma and love for the sport

he's also pretty sharp too, not some illiterate fuck, he's pretty well read, at least in terms of the areas of life that he involves himself in
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>>69566927
he has more important people to communicate with.

him beating up askren would be the best turnout, ufc second, lellator 3rd
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>>69566964
Schaub truly is God, top bro when Callen isn't around.
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>>69566962
https://vine.co/v/ODpVamupXA5
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>>69566987
>Rory beating Askren
kek m8
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>>69566986
Yea I fucking loved chael
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Chael was on Frank Mir's podcast yesterday

worth a listen

http://phoneboothfighting.com/046-chael-sonnen-ufc-fight-night-sioux-falls
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>>69566985

schaub never looked that jacked and left because rogan castrated him publicly
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>>69567003
>NFL
>UFC HW during roid years

yeah natty as fuck bra
you should work for USADA
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>>69567008
He didn't do great in either which probably is due to the fact he's natty. He'd do better in today's UFC.
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Another sleeper classic incoming
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>>69567013
>Schaub lost cuz roids
Have you ever seen that pudgy retard fight?
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>>69566943
He busted ass in the gym in highschool for years before he started roiding tho. Nigga looked like a gigantic skeleton.
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Any aussies here plan on going to XFC 27? It's the return of Julz the Jackal.
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>>69567013

this
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>>69567014
>giving fucking cacares the main event
but why

>>69567013
he was shit then, he'd be shit now.
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>>69566964
i stopped listening to TFATK cause Brenden is always flipping what he says. he dick rides everything that comes out of rogains mouth and always talks over Bryan when things arent going his way. some of the things he says have probably killed some peoples brain cells, so fuck schaub
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>>69567033
>he dick rides everything that comes out of rogains mouth
Not about movement coaches.
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>>69567033
Schaub bless you and your family, I hope you have a wonderful weekend
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>>69567033
You sound miserable. Schaub is the way to nirvana.
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>>69566822
It was a typo. He meant to say that nobody likes him
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Thinking of starting a mma podcast, I've been watching since 2003, I wrestled in div 1, and do bjj. Should I do it? I'd most likely focus on fight predictions and reactions immediately after ufc , belator fights
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>>69566833
BLACK HELICOPTERS
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>>69567095
I want to suck Schaub's cum out of my wife's asshole with a straw, no homo.
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>>69567058
>you'll never beat the shit out of your opponent and then fuck the ring girl using his body as a makeshift bed
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>>69566906
Full gods and demigods
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>>69567101
no
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>>69567058
I don't even want to hear about this can crusher until he debuts in the UFC against a top 15 welterweight
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>>69567101
Do what makes you happy mang. Understand that no one is going to listen to it unless you fill it with jammin' memes though.
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>>69567102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Khr45wT4o
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>>69567060

it goes to show how little rogaine actually knows about fighting at an elite level

state karate champ and a black belt in BJJ, congrats, but you don't know shit about the top of the game
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>>69567117
Just wanna bust a nut all over that shit... nice.
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>>69567120
He was an alternate for the Olympics, guy.
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>>69567118
awful
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>>69567101

take some striking classes, preferably muay thai since it covers everything from punches to kicks so you know the standup game

brush up on your grappling terminology too: fresstyle/greco takedowns, the names of the most popular judo throws, the names of submissions and holds

it helps to be technically sound when having a podcast, it gives you more credibility
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>>69567031
He's being meme-fed to Yair
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>>69567101
>>69567131
You should also befriend Rogan and shill his shit on your 'cast. Catchphrases help too.
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>>69566687
Oh shit I forgot about Bellator. Thats tomorrow?
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>>69567157
Yes
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>>69567117

Vanessa on steroids
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>>69567117
Fedor was there! They might show him off during the Bellator event
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Anyone know if there's going to be a stream? I want to watch my boy Mackenzie tap a bitch out.
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>>69567186
Cody "The Cody McKenzie" McKenzie isn't on the poster and those literal whos are? wtf man...
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>>69567186
>>69567202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxDW34Bdgbc
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>tfw the Fertitas knew about the pissing hot epidemic
>tfw they sold the UFC because of it
>tfw Conor pisses hot two days before the fight
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Why are certain PED's banned anyway? Some of them are even available over the counter.

Is every single PED that USADA bans have a dangerous effect in some way?
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>>69567303
Conor's natty and not good enough to be on gear
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>>69567305
Something like half of the list is banned because it has masking effects for other PEDs.

>>69567307
IDK, I wouldn't be surprised if he was taking something for weight cutting.
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>>69567305
shit tons of things are illegal

painkillers, sleeping pills, anti-inflamitories etc
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>>69567305
Chael said there was even a limit on caffeine, I think USADA should chill on some things. At least USADA isn't testing for recreational drugs outside of competition anymore, maybe the rest will change.
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>>69567322
Man drug testing is so confusing.

I can't wait til the future when there will be cameras everywhere all the time so no one can cheat and act like degenerates anymore.
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>>69567330

Do they say why though? If both guys can use them and there's no real negative effects then what is the issue? I suppose heavy pain killers could be abused but the other stuff seems ok.
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>>69566834
Look man, Brock has looked like this since high school, he's just a freak specimen, he has never been caught with steroids, there is no scientific basis to "natty limit".
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>>69567101
Go for it. Don't expect it to blow up overnight tho
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>>69567412
Because he did roids since high school.
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https://twitter.com/ZidanSports/status/753949589896441857
Oh shit! finally!
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>>69567483
Who cares?
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>>69567483
thats like news from a week ago m8
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I don't understand, this Shuab dude appears to be completely irrelevant, why does anyone care about him?
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>>69567498
He's a T-shirt mogul, a self-made millionaire, the former Mr. Rousey. Brandon bless.
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>>69567498
>irrelevant
>10 million podcast downloads a month

pick 1
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>>69567503
why are his legs so skinny
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>>69567514
Why do you have so much cheeto dust on your fingers my man? get out of your moms basement my guy
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>>69567503
>the fighter and the kid
>one's a punching bag, the other's not a kid

there are levels of irony here that I can't comprehend
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>>69567502
>>69567503
That's funny because I literally only know about him from of these threads.
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>>69567530
for sure lose my number you cheeto fingered nerd
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Can't believe Brock popped. This UFC stuff is bullshit. He's never been caught by the WWE yet as soon as he beats up a fat Mexican they catch him? This all smells like bullshit to me. Ruined my morning.
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>>69567537
>carb sugers

Eww, no.
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>>69567559
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>>69567559
"potentially"
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>>69567588
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For what it's worth RE: Brock's genetics...

He's got the same height/reach thing going on that NBA PG's have when they're really athletic, Check draftexpress and look at some numbers. NBA prospects are valued for having long arms as it gives them more "height" as they can put their arms up and to the sides when playing defense. The more athletic athletes seem to always have arms longer than they are tall, in the NBA, and other sports, NFL as well.

The difference clearly being weight. That being said, being raised on a farm has made multiple athletes big and strong as fuck.

Maybe Sonnen-Kun will give us what we want
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>>69567615
He definitely has good genetics, but look at his fucking skull, he has been on the gas since middle school
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>>69567412
lol, i'm glad this meme is finally dead
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>>69567498
>>69567503
absolutely btfo
schaub bless
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>>69567640
His traps look like a smaller guy's shoulders.
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>>69567628
tell me what you mean, what are the indicators of roids or other peds?

I know people who use roids can spot a roider or see the symptoms

I've heard things like skin coloring (redness, pink areas) are indications of different roids

blah blah blah blah blah

what have you got for me buddy?
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lets add to this list
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>>69567640
think about how hard it would be to get steroids in bumfuck south dakota for a high schooler...

#justsaying
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I got a lot of time I need wasted, what's the best UFC and best Pride event?
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>>69567735

Could be over-eager high school coaches, parents etc.

Not unheard of
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>>69567733
>Hunt vs Bigfoot
3 1\2 rounds of nothing
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>>69567733
Michael Chandler vs Eddie Alvarez 1
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Are the preelims for the last fight night worth watching? i only watched the main card cuz the card looked like shit

pls no spoilers
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>>69567777
derailed
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>>69567780
Prelims are always better than the main card, no exception.
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I need more rear naked chokes
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>>69567777
Nice quads

but it's #17 on the list
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>>69567759
you ever been to south dakota?

my gf's dad swears up and down NHL hockey players are on roids because he once heard some trainer talking about "pro hormones from the USA" so these junior hockey players could bulk up before their draft year.... which you know, legal oral pill supplement (has yet to be proven to work) compared to steroids that you use a needle with....completely the same thing to him
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>>69567724
that his brow line looks like a neanderthals and his skull has obviously been morphed by HGH or something, Also his body is totally roided out beyond genetics
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>>69567798
Arlight does that include the fight pass prelims or were those skipable?
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>>69567780
prelims were fun
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>>69567811
sports illustrated talked about hgh and how it made men look like neanderthals with the brow and jaw, all cave maned out

johnny damon came to mind, this article was written in the early 2000's

Now think about this, Brock is smaller than JJ Watt....who as a 3-4 defensive end is a complete anomaly when it comes to his production...
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>>69567817
for you
>>69567812
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Lads, I parlay'd Diaz and Shevchenko for $100 to $724, help convince me that I didn't just make a horrible mistake.
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>>69567798
189
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>>69567905
That's just the exception that proves the no exception rule.
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>>69567902
not bad at all

also it's just 100 bucks lol what are you poor?
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So many cheeto fingers in this thread. For sure dust that shit off.
Schaub bless
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>>69567902
thinking diaz stands a chance
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>>69567925
Schaub Bless
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>>69567902
I don't see Shevchenko beating Holly. Good luck m8
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>>69566817
>Vanessa's nose
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>>69567925
>>69567934
Schaub bless my friends.
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When will Joanna pop, lads?
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>>69567998
She's not "cute" but she is qt af 2 me
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>>69566817

>ywn have a threesome with the chris and chrissy

holy shit, i wish i was dead
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>>69568003
She's not traditionally cute. Always had a thing for chicks like that.
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>>69568007
> You could ever hold your own with those two
Give me Bryan Barberena and out of camp Ronda any day m8
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>>69567952
Valentina Shevchenko is WORLD CLASS MUY THAI specialist Mike and is a very real threat to Holly Holm maybe even the biggest threat in the stand up she will face in the ufc aside for the current champion Amanda Nunes
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>>69568026
Holly is the best female boxer ever and will only look better against people who are more comfortable exchanging. I see hubris being Shevchenko's downfall. We've already seen how to beat Holly and I'm not sure she can stick to that blueprint.
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'meisha tate is the baddest woman on the planet apart from ronda rousey'

what did dana mean by this?
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>>69568119
That the WBW belt is a total slut.
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BOOOOOOOOYS

haven't been on the net for a week, get back and see cruzy wants to fight conor/aldo?

whos fuckin hype
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>>69568134
not gonna happen for a while lad, conor still needs to fight diaz and aldo
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>>69568126
Not as slutty as the lhw belt in it's prime
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VERY IMPORTANT POLL

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>>69568160
It allowed natty GOAT Bisping to finally have a belt
So no
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>>69568134
that would be by early 2017 at best

I think cruz should fight holloway, it's a pretty good fight for both of them since it would be a warm up at 145 for cruz and a big fight against a big name for holloway, without any title on the line (having in mind that it would be a spicy fight in the first place, which I believe it would)

holloway has cleaned the entire division and I don't want to see him obliterate edgar desu

dillashaw didn't get hurt against assunçao so I guess the rematch against cruz is pretty much happening by the end of the year, so it will be conor vs aldo2 and cruz vs dilly2, and holloway vs killing time

2017 will be fucking stacked
i predict dee's thongs:
holloway vs aldo
cruz vs conor
dillashaw vs caraway

cap this post
believe u me
full autism on beer right now
happy saturday /heem/
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>>69567530
>admitting to being a 196er
disgusting
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>>69568183
mate im a 201er

fkn rekt

who gives a fuck on an anonymous board
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>>69568160
Yes because it ruined 200's main event and now we still have that fucking mandrama loving faggot as light heavyweight champion.
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>>69568219
i'd permaheem you
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Honestly no tearful press conference where your PR lady tries to save face?
I think they are using Brock to teach Jon how to act in situations like these as a superstar, brock will go back to wrestling and not have to worry about his face because people in wrestling don't care about roids and then mark hunt becomes fired up again so he moves to lhw or mw and jones realizes how to be a superstar sociopath.

Too bad about Brockard ''Shoot the coons'' Whitesmandudersmith
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Imagine roiding so much that you nickname yourself "The Natural" to lift some suspicion.
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>>69568271
>and then mark hunt becomes fired up again so he moves to lhw


wait wait wait

did you just tease us with cormier vs hunt?

tell us more
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>>69568271
doesn't matter how fired up hunto gets, without cutting a leg off he isn't making 205
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How do a achieve this mode?
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>tfw he's next
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>>69568369
>le totally natty man who suddenly has a career resurgence and trains at ATT
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>>69568365
Jesus on a coke trip 3 times a day

Cucking your white wife
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>>69567014
that poster is fucking neato
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Shit. It is what it is. Heart of a Champion. Shit. Fuck what y'all talking about. Black Beast in this hoe. Shit. You can't expect for somebody to win when all he wants to do is hug you. Fuck what y'all talking about. Sit down. Shit. I'm a champ, by heart. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to keep going. No matter if we go 5 rounds or 3 rounds. I don't care how tired I get. I'm going to keep going. Shit. Swanging and banging. H-Town on that boy. I would like to get a rematch with Roy Nelson. You know, I promised a finish. I don't like winning by decision, but it is what it is.
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>>69568355
He could cut to lightweight. The nigga's 5'9.
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>>69568406
Lmao at roy nelson starting to hump the leg of derric lewis, if roy ain't knocking you out he can't do shit but knocking him out is like knocking out a fucking moose
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kek, the UFC on FOX youtube channel header makes Luke look JUSTed.
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why does everyone say it 'Hafael dos anjos'
cant americans say 'Rafael'?
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>>69568526
Brazilians say Rs as Hs a lot. I dunno if it's all the time though
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>>69568526
Because that's how it's pronounced in Portuguese you muppet.
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>>69568526
Because he's Brazilian and they pronounce their Rs like a H sound. This doesn't stop people from fucking up the way Jose Aldo is supposed to be pronounced in Portuguese.
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>>69568546
>>69568541
>>69568535
rafael dos anjos pronounces his name with clear R
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>>69568526
Nobody gives a fuck how south americans pronounce shit.
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>>69568287
i will never have any desire to watch any of the UFCs from that era.

shit skill and everyone's cheating.

i welcome the USADA era, aka the VAC anti-cheat era. no more aimbots and wall hacks in my ufc game
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>>69568691
This 100 percent.
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>Rogan saying Brock is a genetic freak just a few days ago
>gets popped
Ahahahaha

Dana suicide when?
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>>69568377
>pure coincidence
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>>69568794
Dana switched off as soon as the contracts were exchanged

Hes mentally switched off and doesnt care what happens. He'll just be a good company boy and do as he's told and not care about the results.

if UFC bombs then dana and the ferrtitas will just buy it back for a cheaper price and then return it to its glory
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>>69568691

I bullied nerds half you size, I'll do it again if you spout this inane drivel ever again
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>>69568794
>Rogan saying Brock is a genetic freak just a few days ago

but thats true you mong. You go take as many steroids as you like for 10 years and you wont even be half as big as brock
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>>69568856
this
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>>69568856
start earlier

and start with hgh
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>UFC granted Borck an exemption from the four-month notice USADA rule so he could fight before test results at 200
>You people are somehow surprised
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>>69568883
>surprised
>validated

pick one ahmed
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>>69568834
no one wants to watch cheaters in e-sports, bro
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so is this why brock vs hunt didn't main event the show? funny that the test is from the same time that jon failed and they didn't announce it til now, really makes you think
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>>69568901

>e-sports

you just made the list, every Australian flag I see is now a target
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>>69568915
triggered as expected

love that word

esports
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>>69568943
You vape, bro?
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>>69568856
Well I'm already 25 so that is a foregone conclusion, but at 6'4" I'd still have decent size.
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/heem/ has spoken
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>>69568953
you can make anyone who's into real sports flip out by mentioning esports. it's funny.
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>>69568856
Let me add, Rogan was also sounding as if Brock doesn't take anything. I'm gonna search for the timestamp. It was on the Chael Sonnen podcast.
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