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Previous thread: >>69562024
News:
>Bork popped
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12203902/brock-lesnar-flagged-by-usada-for-potential-anti-doping-violation
>Rory "in talks" with Bellator
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/14/12193250/ufc-mma-news-bellator-ufc-rory-macdonald-welterweight
>Hunt wants half of Brock's purse or to be released by UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12204448/mark-hunt-asks-for-half-of-brock-lesnars-purse-or-release-from-ufc
no schaub first?
fik
Brock did nothing wrong
schaub is gay
>>69564599
on the actual thread
>>69564560
which kind of competitions out there are 100% clean?
I guess shit like competitive chess is clean and something like intellectual debates, those things are impossible to cheat
Money, mewvment, bunda, memes
Deez are tings dat motivate me.
>>69564546
For a guy as jacked and active as Cirkunov?
Unlikely
>>69564558
Lmao dont be bitter, Mark
>>69564617
Only thing id imagine they test for in chess is adderall or something like that
>>69564644
I wonder if they even test for nootropics in chess
I'm not familiar with the procedures
[spoiler]
real new thread:
>>69564629
[/spoiler]
When is he getting popped?
>>69564662
nobody's going to use your thread even if they dislike me bud
http://www.strawpoll.me/10757496
so based Hunto was right about Bork being laced to the gills after all top kek
>mfw Mark Hunt gets half of Brock's purse for this
>Brock BTFO again
>>69564694
>Not a big draw
>Durr hurr gibbe dats
>>69564684
I don't think Ronda will be the same mentally after she lost or physically after USADA
Nunes via Holm permaending the meme
>>69564684
her friend looks like miesha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzYfSYq9SlE
Do you think they'll ever be able to work up a fight as much as this was?
>white people
>gaining any muscle without cheating
is anyone surprised?
Thank you based USADA
post dank submissions
Maki Pitolo fights tomorrow on the VFC card, he fights a lot like Max Holloway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR4mOMKFdNk
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Andrews_Nakahara_vs_Maki_Pitolo_VFC_49_Part_1/10125691
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Andrews_Nakahara_vs_Maki_Pitolo_VFC_49_Part_2/10125692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW6CEdho658
Will the rematch be different?
>>69564710
I wish the UFC got Askren, even if it was just for a quick heem then he's cut. He shit talked Dana, he's banned as long as zuffa owns the UFC I guess
>Please pay attention to me
>>69564743
He's a meme killer, I don't think meme fighters can get around that
>>69564756
you looked at it didn't you pal
>>69564731
>>69564763
hey guise. it's almost 6am and I haven't slept because too much coffee and energydrink earlier
wat do
thank you diary
>>69564700
If McGregor beats Nate and then defends his belt against Aldo. But I doubt that will happen.
>>69564590
Can you imagine the level of Dana's suicide watch if Brock popped before the event alongside Jones? I think he would have pulled the trigger.
>>69564783
>Isnt even on a UFC sleep schedule.
What is it like to be this casual?
>>69564793
>DANIEL CORMIER IS ONE OF THE POUND FOR POUND BEST FIGHTERS TODAY, AND ANDERSON SILVA IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
>TRULY A MATCH FITTING TO HEADLINE THE BIGGEST CARD IN UFC HISTORY
>>69564783
Watch some of the fights on the spicy bangers list
t. your heem diary
>>69564783
Watch movies or play some video games, I wouldn't recommend anything that raises your heart rate like fapping or working out cause the caffeine increased your heart rate already and you're on no sleep so it's probably beating faster than usual.
Animal docs like Blue Planet would be cool, Mikko.
>>69564785
MMA is a sport, not pro-wrestling matchmaking scripted entertainment, fuck you cancer
Lando does touchbutt
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468637033785.webm
Cormier must be on the gas too
>guy literally lifts 240~ lbs men all the time and never tires out
>Jon Jones is kill
>Brock Lesnar is kill
>Chris Weidman is kill
>Luke Rockhold is kill
>Chael Sonnen is kill
>BJ Penn is kill
>Gilbert Melendez is kill
What did USADA mean by this?
>inb4 worst korea drafts Super Boy
Sage has been dodging the bullet for some time now, will he ever pop?
>>69564664
Was so glad when my boy Barbarena choked him the fuck out.
Someone post the webm please, I need the orgasmic satisfaction to course vicariously through my warm blood.
>>69564837
>What did USADA mean by this?
>>69564694
if mark actually gets more than a milli for that fight i think its pretty safe to say he was the real biggest winner of 200
>>69564807
dude, i've sacrificed lots of sleep hours for ufc. don't you dare..
>>69564813
>>69564818
thanks dear diary. I'll probably put golf or baseball on the background. it's relaxing
>>69564846
Sage is natty. His dad has been abusing him to be a fitness freak his entire life.
>>69564824
Whoa
>>69564743
right here spain
>>69564850
>>69564793
>>69564812
what do you mean? tate nunes was the main event and rightfully so :)
>>69564860
He's doing that Russian marital art
Hunt fought like a faggot. He threw like 4 punches the entire second round. Brock's roids didn't beat Hunt. Hunt beat Hunt.
>>69564824
he'll get grapplefucked by the first good wrestler he fights and gas
cap this
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12204448/mark-hunt-asks-for-half-of-brock-lesnars-purse-or-release-from-ufc
does a career tomato can with good punching power draw money anyway?
>>69564860
>me in the club
>>69564864
Aw yiss, just saw it.
Fuck, that's so satisfying. Fuck that little cunt, fathered in by uncle Dana.
No mercy whatsoever from Barbarena.
>>69564881
everyone loves hunto
>>69564881
>mfw mark gets more than one million for that 200 performance
USADA is ruining the UFC
>>69564700
rewatching this, how tf did Vitor survive those blows without getting knocked out? His head literally bounces off the canvas like 10 times in this clip.
does >my boy have pillow fists?
>>69564881
>>69564891
>hunt knew all along brock was gonna pop so he didnt even bother training since he was assured to make stacks and get away with the loss
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE FAGGOTS WHO WERE TRYING TO TELL ME BROCK WAS NATTY?
IT WAS QUITE A MULTICULTURAL GROUP AND I DEMAND YOU BRING YOUR DELUDED ASSES HERE AND APOLOGISE THIS FUCKING INSTANT.
>>69564846
Sage is one of the first examples of gene doping in the UFC or any sport. He won't pop because the kind of doping he's doing is literally undetectable.
Semi-tongue in cheek, but Sage's dad is a wealthy former top-tier steroid dealer who's been moulding his kid to be a combat sports champion since he was a baby. If anyone in the UFC is on some next-level sci-fi shit, it's Sage.
>>69564891
i know he's likeable, but do people order ppv's or buy tickets for him? does he normally headline?
>>69564899
chill out brother
>>69564896
THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69564896
I'm glad they're doing this, it's different in other sports because people aren't actively trying to hurt each other. I hope more people get banned.
>>69564896
No, it ruins your chances of being a UFC fighter. I can live with that.
>>69564881
The UFC will be far happier to release him than give him even a quarter of Brock's purse
Not sure what his angle is here, he's not getting the money
>>69564899
no one would say he's natty, that's' pure delusion.
is the UFC the most JUST organization in all of sports?
we dont even know what he tested positive for. it could just be an IV.
>>69564946
It's HIV
>>69564946
>it could just be an IV.
Who would be the most surprising fighter to get popped for PEDs?
It's sad but everyone seems likely, maybe the Diaz brothers?
>>69564681
And that has nothing to do with Cirkunov you fucking moron
>puberty
Then something is very wrong there. That is not a normal part of puberty
>>69564957
an iv full of silverback gorilla blood
>>69564959
Without a doubt the Diaz bros or my boy Dominick Cruz.
Anyone else wouldn't surprise me.
>>69564960
>Acting so aggressive over something you are completely uneducated about
People get gyno as a side effect from puberty. What Im saying is he could have it since his teenage years not necessarily from juicing, you fucking moron.
>>69564988
they're probably already on that Tour De France juice tbqh, just harder if not impossible to tell
t. Vance Legstrong
>>69564899
never said he was natty, just that he was probably smart enough to cycle properly
little did I know he's too big to hide under the cage from all the juice
>>69565005
>Vincent Nutsteadfast
I think it's unfair they took his championships away. Top 20 guys were all juiced to the gills. It's not like they're giving back all the money he made them or the money he raised for cancer.
Fucking millionaires. I wouldn't be one if they paid me to.
>>69564860
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>>69564933
perhaps that's his plan, Hunto wants in the Rizin money
>>69564959
That leglockwiz Ryan Hall
>>69565038
So you're saying getting caught was part of his plan?
>>69565044
U V G O R S H
V
G
O
R
S
H
>>69565039
>KILL ME THEN
>CMON MOTHA FUCKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJX9QnrZtfc
>>69564824
dropped
Goobie.
Let's face it lads, there's no such thing as the Natty GOAT anymore.
So, who's the PED GOAT?
>>69565103
Ubereem
>>69565103
>there's no such thing as the Natty GOAT anymore.
Bisking too
>mfw no one has the Eddie bravo invitational on the events list
Anybody have that pic of Lando in the purple chopper suit?
>>69565119
>October 29th, 2011
>>69564590
The bellator card starts at 9pm bst, considering that it's in London.
Jesus what a goof.
>>69565130
Delete
>>69565137
No it doesn't you filthy mongrel of a "man". It's 9pm est because Britain can go fuck themselves.
>>69565137
Don't know whether I'll watch it desu
>>69565129
yes
>>69565128
>watching SMA when MMA exists
Roberto Abreu vs. Rafael Lovato Jr. (No Gi) tonight @ Fight to Win 7
>>69564928
Holy shit
I bet you loved pride too didn't you goof
>watching grappling only events ever
I learned my lesson after metamoris and that shit nick diaz no-showed.
>lol he's just a jacked white guy
>he was always big and bulky since high school
>mark fat hunt lol
bork didn't give a shit you plebs he just wanted that pay day and was and always has been roiding
>>69565166
>metamoris
There is your problem
>>69565086
Goofy goober
>>69565166
Watch EBI you goof
>>69565137
>>69565137
Give me a source for those times and I'll change it
I know you don't have one though
psssshhhh shut your mouth around the adults kid
>>69565177
I pay for fight pass and I won't bother watching. I'm also not gonna watch that shit chael sonnen is promoting.
>>69565162
Pride was a meme and so are you.
>>69565186
Then why post at all nigga
>>69565166
>Metamoris
>Expecting a Gracie to deliver on a promise ever
>>69565197
heem loves memes
>>69565197
Oh so you didn't like pride, wow guys we've got a contrarian on out hands.
He must be a real fight fan.
>>69565066
nice vid. good man that Hall dude, extra mention on the perfect double.
>>69565201
because he wanted to tell you he wasn't going to watch your shitty grappling tournies you shitty bjj fag
go to brazil if you wanna be such a brazilboo
Lads can you make some more interesting posts? I fell asleep for a bong or two and now it's 4:33am and I'm not tired so have resorted to/heem/ but you're posting at a slow rate with nothing really engaging
Sort it out
Reminder that no one here is stopping my power double.
Be VERY careful.
>>69564617
>>69564644
Chess tournaments have to worry about players using computers, it came up in the world championship match a decade ago:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Chess_Championship_2006#Bathroom_controversy
URFIGHT 2 when?
>>69565180
http://www.channel5.com/show/bellator
Goof
>>69565249
Oh, you wanna shoot?
>>69565249
>Implying you would get past my memekick
>>69565243
420blazeit faggot
>>69564664
Sage was clean you goof.
>>69565243
How do you feel about turkeys military coup?
I think democracy is important but apparently they don't like the president because he's too muslimy so maybe it's best they take over.
>>69565249
Enjoy my sprawl as you dump your adrenaline trying to get a takedown that never comes, boy. Don't worry, when I knock you clean unconscious you'll forget about the lactic acid eating away at your legs and arms.
>>69565277
Unfortunately we can't talk like this on /heem/
Janitor gets upset and bans you for off topic.
>This post is MMA related
>>69565288
is this an ad for beef jerky? rofl wtf
>>69565288
>Brock Lesnar the American
>clean drug tests in three different sports over many years and events
>Brock Lesnar the Canuck
>pops the very first event
GSP confirmed for roider.
>>69565263
>>69565249
All I need is well timed knee bro
>>69565288
Brock looks like a burn victem 2bh, all pink and misshapen
>>69565249
shoot on me lad 27 time mundial champion here
>How could this happen to me
>>69565288
Hi, I'm USADA
>>69565263
>>69565309
it's tape delayed for people not in the UK
you're still a retard though pal
>>69565322
He's natty bros
It's just some stupid USADA shit
>>69564899
Never heard anyone say he's natty, he works for the WWE after all. But I figured he'd have known what he was doing enough to not get caught.
Even though he's used steroids, he's still a genetic freak. There are roid monkeys in every gym in the world, but very few Brock Lesnars.
>>69565306
>GSP confirmed for roider.
stay jelly that the literal P4P best mixed martial artist that ever lived was Canadian bud
>>69565288
what do you call that style of dress?
>2 former champs test positive for 200
>none of them are aldo
How about fuck drug tests, fuck no knees to a downed opponent, fuck no headbutts, and we get back to real MMA?
>>69564959
>>69565407
Good luck getting a TV deal
>>69565268
Already have you in half mount. It was that quick.
>>69565285
You are already pressed against the bottom of the cage gasping for air as I rain down VICIOUS ground and pound.
>>69565269
>>69565310
>Throwing kicks/knees on someone who is 6'14" and has a 92" reach
>>69565320
Your accomplishments mean nothing in the octahgun
>>69565400
Don't jinx it
>>69565407
allowing headbutting would ruin grappling honestly
fights that actually exist
>Tony Ferguson vs Joe Schilling
>Joe Lauzon vs Jorge Masvidal
just admit that roid league would be crazy as fuck, no HW limit, just huge dudes with teams of scientists and horse meat chefs
>>69565400
just you wait
>>69565429
you mean improve
>>69565427
I knocked on wood lad
>>69565429
No it wouldn't, it'd just make it more exciting. Top position is where you want to be or you're fucked.
>>69565430
>GSP vs Ivan Menjivar
Even hada bullshit stoppage
>>69565249
i'll stick my dick in your butt
>>69565443
can the resident meme expert please explain this to me
>>69565462
it's a terrible idea lol
>>69564674
this was great because silva exposed himself as a typical dirty brazilian by trying to punch him off the glove touch
>>69565470
*had a
>>69565426
>Throwing kicks/knees on someone who is 6'14" and has a 92" reach
Good luck trying to double a stocky but fast manlet
>Lorenz Larkin vs Neil Magny @ UFC 202
holy fuck lads why didnt anyone tell me , this could be habanero spice
>>69565472
>Sweden
>>69565474
I disagree. Seeing dudes stall on the bottom is the worst.
Wrestling, an actual exciting grappling art, becomes even more important. BJJ gets btfo even worse than it already is. More exciting fights, more just bleed, more memes. It'd be great.
>Brock popped
tip top kek
>>69565513
it would be terrible dude
headbutting on the ground would literally become the meta which would be dumb
>arguing that BJJ is bad
guess how I know you're a casual faggot
>>69564933
Under new ownership they'll want to look good, I bet Hunt gets the money
>>69565249
Try it
fuck I got shitfaced yesterday and missed all the heppenings
Brock popped,Turkey coup how much happenings can one man bear in mid summer
>>69564590
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12204448/mark-hunt-asks-for-half-of-brock-lesnars-purse-or-release-from-ufc
bork "ultimate natty" lesnar
Post manlet heems
>Mfw when the gooks get rid of Usada
>>69564615
leglocks are pretty much worthless
>>69565275
>666 likes
>>69565606
>gooks
>Retards still think China bought the UFC
>>69565603
>>69565626
>For years Miesha Tate was the #2 Woman fighter on the planet
Yikes!
>>69565626
you got dj heeming joe?
>>69564898
heads i win
tails you lose
t. mark hunt
>>69565647
>>69565650
there you go
>>69565649
>mustard mat
>>69565650
it's already been posted, but here's a rare choi instead
>>69564731
rear naked chokes are the opposite of dank, there common and boring
Just a reminder, I love you guys but once you get into my guard it's over buddy
>>69565672
>being common makes something boring
shiggy diggy
>>69565678
um I would claw your fuckin eyes out so long before that would ever happen bud
>Weight classes under 170lbs
>Womens MMA in general
How do the new owners fix this
Reminder that an old man Hunt stuffed Brocks roid rage takedowns quite a few times
Reminder Hunt is the strongest man on the planet who isnt sponsored by chinese bull testosterone serum
Any of you 189'er watch RFA tonight?
>>69565650
Redpill me on Murray vs Ortiz
>>69565707
"quite a few times"
- australia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbgMXFktQl4
>>69565700
155lb men can stay. But that is the absolute manlet limit. Nobody wants to watch two child-sized manlets play tag, and call it a 'fight'.
>>69565607
Leglocks are fine in grappling, where people will tap just to be on the safe side. But in MMA, you'd better be perfect with them.
>>69565782
Seems like they suck in MMA, you put 2 hands on a leg your pinning yourself and the guy just punches your face till you meme.
>>69565791
this
>>69565777
>they're still forcing this meme
>>69565802
don't bully chimpette again, she had a hard life
>>69565777
Don't they usually use famous people for this undercover stuff?
>>69565811
Is she fat-shaming that poor girl?
>>69565700
>the most competitive division needs to go
>not liking JJ's striking technique
get lost casual
>>69565777
>Do you know who this is?
>No
>>69565854
>Quebec posting in my threads
>>69565700
Superbowl-ification of the belts that builds up to a certain time of the year where the UFC is established as the goto sport to watch in between basketball season and football season.
The problem with the UFC is that there's never a moment of ultimate climax or finality, there's just a bunch of subplots throughout the year and no playoff or tournament that forces all the stories into one epic cant-miss finale.
There should be a near-UFC-200-tier cards every summer
>Saenz vs Wineland
RIP in peace Wineland
>>69564828
If you know how to do it correctly it's not all that tiring
>>69565782
there are boring fights in every weight class. for every "children playing tag" Flyweight bout theres two heavyweights leaning on each other for 3 rounds.
And for every savage heavyweight war there is a brilliantly fast technical display of striking and grappling in the lower weight classes.
Anyone who complains about "manlets" is almost guaranteed to be a casual
>>69565876
girls are such fucking retards
shes falling and keeps her arms by her sides and just falls on her face
theyre like children as far as spatial awareness goes
>>69565811
holy fug I want to cream her bunghole lads
>>69565896
thanks for that info manlet
now go back to your hobbit hole while the big bad orcs discuss violence
>>69565896
there are far, far more brilliantly fast technical displays of striking and grappling in the lower classes than there are good fights in heavyweight period
Cruickshank's got himself a new fight lined up. Andy Souwer.
>>69565882
I prefer the pacing of UFC though. There's just consistently good stuff to watch. At any time a fight between two top 10 fighters in any division could be more exciting than half the title fights you've seen
Trying to build up to big events just doesn't work with the risk of injuries, USADA, chance of "big fights" turning out shitty. No need to put all your eggs in one basket.
>>69565908
>australia
>>69565914
>>69565896
>jabbing and leg kicks that do no damage for 5 rounds
>wrestlefucking where the fighters don't have the power to actually hurt each other with ground-and-pound
These manlets have to be stopped. At least sloppy heavyweights can heem each other.
>>69565777
>That voice
>>69565938
this guy is quite obviously not a real fight fan, at all
>>69565938
if you just want to see people get heemed just watch the gorilla fights on worldstarhiphop
>>69565923
Why'd Dana cut Cuckshank, bros?
One of the more entertaining fighters on the roster, sure he lost three in a row but he's more fun and probably more skilled than half the newcoming schmucks they sign
>>69565606
Steroid freaks are a plague
the age of the natty goat is upon us. God bless us all, and God bless USADA.
>>69565896
>>69565914
>>69565938
>>69565950
>>69565952
>FUCKING LEAFS
really makes you think
>Hunt is a 42 year old fat cunt with a .500 record
>Dana gives him his biggest payday ever
>Brock is obviously juiced
>Hunt loses
>Brocks pops
>Hunt whines like a bitch
You can't make this shit up
>>69565950
>>69565952
I'm not all about the heems, but the danger has to be there. I'm reasonable. I just can't follow 135lb fighters. If you saw Mighty Mouse in person, he'd be the littlest dude you saw that entire month. I just can't take it seriously.
>>69565977
No that sounds somewhat plausible
>>69565959
>>69565959
for someone who's a kick boxer, threw 0 kicks and 0 jabs
https://twitter.com/kennyflorian/status/754180201492340736
>G-give me a billion dollars or my freedom
Hunt's going to be in contract hell until he's 50
>>69565959
Mark Hunt's not usually one for all this trash talk, what's wrong with him?
>>69565876
I saw you post this on another board with the same filename the other day.
>>69566002
I wonder who wrote this.
>>69566010
The paycheque big enough for him to buy all kinds of rich man pleasure drugs
>>69566016
All my gifs and webm's are fight fan related.
