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Previous thread: >>69557670
News:
>Rory "in talks" with Bellator
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/14/12193250/ufc-mma-news-bellator-ufc-rory-macdonald-welterweight
>Holloway doesn't want Cruz skipping ahead of him to fight Aldo
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/max-holloway-to-ufc-champ-dominick-cruz-get-in-line-at-145-pounds
>Fedor's win over Maldonaldo """"""overturned""""" by World MMA Association, Russian MMA Union doesn't care
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/world-mma-association-overturns-fedor-emelianenko-vs-fabio-maldonado-to-draw
Schaub is God
>Twenty posts early on a slow day
#prayforbaba
schaub
Who will London Banana fight next?
>>69562054
hope he's doing okay
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/754082391874867200
AHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69562086
unconfirmed reports from sky news says a man of "short stature but with a big heart" is leading the coup
>>69562103
could it be
>>69562097
oh god
>>69562097
>>69562097
>implying anyone thought he was going to pass
Bork just did 200 as a cash grab he could give 2 fucks about USADA
>>69562097
Surprising nobody.
>>69562097
>Jon asked Brock to take his piss test because he thought he was clean
>>69562097
Bork doesn't care. He was never planning on fighting again anyway.
>people actually thought he was natty
>>69562097
Well that's it, he's staying in WWE
I thought Brock was immune to USADA results because he took the fight on 4 weeks notice?
>>69562097
>>69562171
He was tested 5 times before the fight
>>69562171
He was available to test in those 4 weeks and USADA went over 4 or 5 times
He just wasn't available to test prior to that
>>69562171
So much misinformation was out there about this. To fight, USADA requires 4 months of testing. Brock only had 1 month of testing before his fight, and the UFC had the power to exempt him since he was retired before that.
http://www.ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-Brock-Lesnar-071516
>"The UFC organization was notified today that the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) has informed Brock Lesnar of a potential Anti-Doping Policy violation stemming from an out-of-competition sample collection on June 28, 2016. USADA received the testing results from the June 28, 2016 sample collection from the WADA-accredited UCLA Olympic Analytical Laboratory on the evening of July 14, 2016.
>"USADA, the independent administrator of the UFC Anti-Doping Policy, will handle the results management and appropriate adjudication of this case. It is important to note that, under the UFC Anti-Doping Policy, there is a full fair legal review process that is afforded to all athletes before any sanctions are imposed. The Nevada State Athletic Commission also retains jurisdiction over this matter as the sample collection was performed in close proximity to Lesnar’s bout at UFC 200 in Las Vegas.
>"Consistent with all previous potential anti-doping violations, additional information will be provided at the appropriate time as the process moves forward."
You mean this guy isn't natty? Damn, who would've guessed
>>69562097
>>69562139
What does it mean by "potential" anti-doping violation? Has he tested positive like Jones or not?
>Bork popped
>>69562097
>>69562186
all fighters should retire after every one of their fights and roid like crazy
Classic /heem/ to jump all over a guy before all the facts come out. This could be fucking too much caffeine for all we know or a tainted supplement or a million other reasons that this might have happened. It is a POTENTIAL violation. Nothing is set yet.
>>69562097
USADA was a mistake
- Dana White
>>69562097
WWE should play this up
>Brock murders his opponents through sheer roid rage
>>69562192
yes, he has, but bork has the right to have the b-sampled tested before everything is certain formally
>>69562199
does this mean the Brock - Hunt fight is gonna be ruled a NC?
>>69562192
it always says that initially, for everyone who fails a USADA test
>>69562097
eh, what else is new
>>69562192
I thought Jones was a "potential" case too because of the estrogen blockers which USADA wasn't sure they were being used for. Jones could be FtM you never know.
So usada can test Jon jones b sample in one day but it takes them 3 weeks to get jones and Brock's original results?
Something smells fishy here.
>>69562188
>muh jacked white boy
They still let Brock fight, but not Jones.
#whiteprivilege
>>69562214
The B sample wasn't done the day of was it?
It was probably from weeks ago too.
She's got that look in her eyes joe
>>69562214
and brock got his money too
kek jones got cucked so hard by a jacked white dude, he'll have to deal with it
>>69562214
Not really, if you assume the A sample goes through rigorous testing and one of those tests returns a certain result, you just need to put the B sample through that same test
That said I don't really know how any of this works desu
>>69562220
mate there's bigger news
>>69562214
orginal tests undergo various processes for finding different molecules. once they find a certain molecule in Test A they narrow down the process needed to find that molecule again in Test B
>>69562219
The B sample wasn't tested until Jones and his rep could attend or give the go ahead. They had the results in under 48 hours.
>>69562219
No they had to wait in case Jon wanted someone there watching them test it.
They did it in a day.
>>69562220
what happens if Ronda gets popped
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/754086273434853377
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/754086273434853377
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/754086273434853377
>>69562220
She sees a cheese burger?
>>69562220
she's fat as fuck now holy shit
>>69562220
Ya, like shes ready to stuff her face with another cheeseburger
>>69562097
UFC 200 is officially the WORST card of all-time
>>69562231
SHOTS FIRED
>>69562231
>schaub
Does "doping" just sound strange to anyone else?
Why can't they just say he tested positive for PEDs?
>>69562231
Based Schaub
>>69562231
>being this passive aggressive
holy shit Schaub must be pretty jelly of alpha white male Bork
>>69562231
>Yfw Brandon justifies his shit career by telling himself it was because of steroids
Apologize.
>>69562249
"doping" sounds bad
which is why they use it
WWE administers their own anti-doping testing albeit not nearly as strict as USADA.
I wonder if they will suspend Bork as well for popping.
>mfw get to keep Bork to myself forever
>>69562266
If they suspend him they would just do it after Summerslam anyway, Roman tested positive for something and they still gave him the main event of a PPV before suspending him.
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/brock-lesnar-ufc-isn-t-ruling-out-another-run-at-the-heavyweight-title-071516
Once "potential doping" comes out it's all over really isn't it.
No one gives a shit about the B sample or tainted sups or whatever reason, within a night everyone's just going to be talking mad shit how you're nothing but a cheat
USADA really has the power to ruin guys
>>69562249
no, the word doping was originally used to describe a process in which you introduce certain molecules into a steady state environment. ex.) doping certain elements into silicon to make different types of semiconductors.
>>69562097
delet this
>>69562097
JACKED
U
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E
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>>69562266
Also WWE's testing is a joke, you can get out of it or around it in many ways.
>>69562290
to the gills
if anyone here unironically thought that Brock was natty
just
holy shit
heem urself
Lesnar's MMA career confirmed for fraud
N-NATTY
Be honest, do you think Brock gives a single shit?
>>69562291
The UFC is pretty much the only mainstream sport whose testing isn't a joke. Without randomized testing, it's an IQ test. Only retards pop.
Can you imagine if this came out before 200?
>>69562314
2.5 million to show.
He doesn't care
>>69562266
WWE's suspensions are a month or two long and Bork works for them like 3 times a year so it hardly matters
apologize
>>69562097
lmao
>>69562314
only if he planned on getting a couple million more out of the ufc
>>69562192
Yes i'd be very surprised if BROCK LESNAR failed a drug test.
What if it isn't steroids but rather some drug like Adderall or whatever?
>>69562321
He got $10 million easy.
>>69562199
Everyone's jumping on him
People jump on everyone after USADA flags them up
When Yoel tested positive a lot of people were like "yeah there's a surprise" suggesting they thought he was always on them and he was labelled a bad cheat in essence.
Then it was proven to be tainted supplements
>>69562316
ironically, casuals see all the fighters getting popped and think that the UFC is abnormally full of juicers, when in reality it's just the only sport/org that's actually serious about clamping down on doping.
USADA is not improving the sport's image, it's damaging it.
>>69562344
They only test for those in competition, so pre and post fight piss tests.
>>69562311
fully natural brother
>>69562351
>believing the "tainted supplements" excuse
Come on, man. You're smarter than this.
>>69562351
>proven to be tainted supplements
lol, bless your heart
>>69562354
Canada's right, I just told a mate and whilst it was mostly tongue in cheek because he's a Boxfag and just likes to piss on UFC, this was pretty much his reaction.
Although he did say something like if someone gets caught in Boxing they're banned but in the UFC they're allowed to fight, don't know what he meant desu
Honestly it's all about the roids in heavyweights that is the reason why guys who were thick as fuck dropped down to small MW like post trt tito is unreal and he was basically gifted with a a head between traps so big he looked like two buttcheeks with a head coming out of his ass.
Then you hahe brock coming in looking like yoel romero and he makes a speech where you think he's pretending to be clean like pls bork you're not the best with more roids with roid-mode unlocked alistair wins by far eith his str form just no technique not even hiding it just full of power he was roiding like a fucking guy crushed people but cain was also great he kicked travis browne in his head travis brown the big dumb guy who beat the fuck out his wife and she survived like how weak can a heavyweight be and he's on roids so it's like why is mother nature setting these limits
>>69562351
post more natty 40 year old cubans
USADA was a mistake
>muh natty fighters
UFC 300 main event
Cody Pfister vs Enrique Marin
So... Did Hunt win? Or will it turn into a NC?
>>69562280
>take regular PED regimen
>holy shit UFC 200 is fucked
>initiate talks to join UFC 200
>get exempt
>know you're probably gonna get popped for ooc test but fuck it
>bank 2.5 million
Yeah, Brock is totally ruined. He didn't get knocked out and he doesn't have to give his money back. Now he can just go away until UFC 300.
Post natty fighters
>>69562382
>Did Hunt win?
Kek they're not just going to give him a victory
I reckon it goes NC
>>69562375
Boxing doesn't give a shit if you pop. The only fighters who even undergo decent drugtesting are WBC titlists under WADA, and they've been accused of shady stuff left and right. Tell him to look at how big Pacquaio's damn head is.
>>69562389
And his bro of course
>>69562389
>has 0 (zero) wins since USADA came in
really makes you think
>Gods given me great looks and one hell of a body
>>69562388
Do you think Bork and the UFC knew how long a USADA test takes to return results?
So they purposefully only made him available at a point where the results can only return after 200?
>>69562381
>CORY PFISTER IS A MOOOOONSTER!!!
>>69562231
I would actually buy a PPV if it was of brock smashing the fuck out of schaub. He's such a cocky arsehole
>>69562381
nice, me and Gertrude Memez are main eventing the preliminary card on UFC 300
>>69562381
>the official fighter of /heem/ being in the main event of ufc 300
I see no problem here
>>69562375
>>69562401
Well to be fair, even with steroids, that is true.
>>69562024
>ESPN @espn 6m6 minutes ago
>BREAKING: UFC notified of a potential anti-doping violation by Brock Lesnar from a sample collected on June 28th
loooool
>>69562384
Has drug testing gone too far?
>Dumbest fighter in the UFC has been right about EVERYTHING
Apologize.
>>69562399
if he takes fighting seriously AGAIN, he could be the king of post-USADA UFC
>>69562410
No need to go to Pac. Joshua is all you need to realise how much of a joke testing in boxing is.
>>69562403
yeah thats why UFC got butthurt when jewani leaked that Bork was going to come back for 200
Would you kill your MMA career at 40 years old for an eight figure payout heem?
>>69562403
Yes
>>69562399
reminder that nick's suspension expires next month
Seriously who the fuck thought USADA was a good idea?
>>69562097
I'M A WHITE GUY JACKED UP ON STEROIDS, DEAL WITH IT - BAROCK LESNATTY, 2016
>>69562427
the news was leaked on the same night so why would that matter
>>69562419
>Tells Conor he just hopes what he says is true but doesn't believe it
>Conor gets shook af and stutters
>Tells Conor his training partners are shit
>Conor instantly finds better partners and more top level guys for his camp
>Tells us everyone is on steroids
>Fighters begin popping left and right
>>69562413
I don't believe before I see him natty
Does anyone here think Conor is natty?
>>69562437
Literally no one, even Dana.
>>69562188
I genuinely hope UFC have some recourse to get back some of the money they paid him. Hunt deserves it too.
Brock Lesnar is a white boy and jacked, deal with it USADA
>>69562446
>and people call him dumb
really makes you think..
>>69562456
Did you not see Gunnar's gainz between the Maia and Tumenov fight? kek
>>69562456
all of his cult followers more than likely do
>>69562403
No. Brock was tested on June 8th.
Jon's failed a test that was done on June 16th
We got him lads!
>>69562446
>Tells Conor he just hopes what he says is true but doesn't believe it
>Conor gets shook af and stutters
When did this happen?
>>69562476
Huh, so why do some tests take longer than others then? That's 8 days there, seems quite odd
>>69562476
>>69562485
brock passed the june 8th test
he failed the june 28th test
M-1 > ACB > EFN
honestly
M-1 has hot chicks too and actual elite fighting
ACB is more serious, no bullshit inbetween fights
EFN is just a big meme company
>>69562479
>c-canvas
>>69562479
https://youtu.be/eTzhVVIjLCE?t=348
>ca-canvas
>It's someones job a the WWE events to rub oil around and into brocks belly button
>>69562496
>actual elite fighting
>Gave himself diverticulitis from super-human levels of juicing
>plays it for sympathy and an excuse for being afraid of taking a punch
>>69562495
>Passed the June 8th test
You just assuming here? It'd be pretty odd if that were the case
Can someone do something funny to this please
Let's be honest, if you could take steroids and be guaranteed to look like brock you would do it
>>69562499
>>69562502
SHOOK
>>69562502
It's so painful to watch anything with Nate
Please tell me that hideous piss coloured mat at 200 was just a one time deal..
>>69562521
>Wanting to look like a walking tumor
http://www.strawpoll.me/10756476
>>69562538
Yeah
>>69562538
>he didn't watch wednesdays card
>>69562437
>>69562459
Whats wrong with a bit of fairness and justice in this shitty fucking company?
Fucking stay natty and the USADA can do jackshit about you
>>69562538
Yeah, Dana said it was his idea to make the event unique. I guess it was supposed to be gold.
Conor McGregor is living the life
>>69562539
>Brock looks like shit hehe, I would never want to look like that.
Keep telling yourself that.
>>69562518
yeah he passed it. jon passed 7 drug tests before the failed one
>>69562554
>He pops before 202
>>69562549
everyone juices and juiced up fighters put on better fights.
Didn't RDA say he wanted to move up and fight Robbie Lawler? kek
>>69562547
>>69562550
thank you heem gods
>>69562548
still spanking myself over it
Brock Lesnar
>>69562573
155 is hiz divishun
>>69562562
What the hell? If anything you'd think he just had shit in his system from before he signed on or something, or maybe he simply didn't know the shit he was taking was banned. But how can he come back clean for the June 8th test yet fail the June 28th test?
>>69562561
>He doesn't want to experience his 50s
>He wouldn't rather look like a natty GOAT
>>69562549
Tbh I think the heavyweight division shouldn't have drug testing. We love heavyweight fights because we want to see two gorillas going at it. Leave drug testing for the manlets
>>69562573
Yeah he did at one point
When I first heard it I thought it sounded ridiculous but as we approached 200 and the main event wasn't set in stone, I thought it wasn't a bad fight honestly
>jacked white boy is on steroids
>literally no one is surprised
rose's favorite fighter (brock) just failed rose on suicide watch
>>69562587
he did a bump of nandrolone in the bathroom
>>69562561
He looks good natty i really dont know what was he thinking when taking dope
fucking gorilla retard
>>69562603
JUST
>>69562502
>His last fight was a decision!
>...against a normal sized human being.
This was the exact moment I knew Goobs was finished.
>http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-fight-night-91-athlete-outfitting-pay-vets-tim-boetsch-rani-yahya-earn-biggest-shares
Was Banana only making 2.5k for his fight? I thought the minimum was 8k?
>>69562603
That text could legit be 3 words. Why does she have to over do it so much...
>>69562622
that's just reebux, not total disclosed pay
>>69562622
>https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/754086273434853377
He got a 50k Fotn bonus.
>>69562622
Thats just Reebok pay
Apologize to him right now, /heem/.
>>69562520
What's with Chael's face? Dude looks spooked.
Okay /heem/, test yourselves, does this Adonis pass the eye and smell test?
Was this the biggest USADA blow to the UFC so far?
They could've milked Brock for at least 2 more fights.
>>69562622
John Lineker: $10,000
def. Michael McDonald: $5,000
lol
reebok is such a disaster for the fighters
>>69562613
Saunders next for K-taro yes
>>69562645
Roids gave 0 advantage to Brock. Hunt wss just fucking shit. Natty Brock without training would have beat him
>>69562658
Is that Fedor?
>>69562658
>before chemtrails
>after chemtrails
>>69562520
Chael looks a little cross-eyed here.
>>69562658
Are those 1mm 3d delts is he natty?
>>69562660
Yeah, I'm sure those two irrelevant flyweights could have made more sponsorship money than that.
>>69562671
no, it's kenny florian
>>69562561
He looks fucking bad, he's huge but he doesn't look good at all. He has a giant midsection and his pecs look like tits. There are much better looking steroid freaks out there
>>69562677
>flyweights
Will Brock Lesnar hold a press conference?
>>69562666
Considering Brock hasn't been natty since he was about 15 I don't think anybody could possibly know that
the city of mma
Are there any fights tonight?
r/MMA/here. Do you people actually discuss mixed martial arts here?
>>69562719
No. Now leave.
>>69562719
www.reddit.com/r/mma
@69562719
gonna have to try harder lad
>>69562719
1/10 b5+3
>>69562705
>UFC 199 and FN 91 did shit views
hope the chinese fix this
>>69562699
nah, he'll just have to deal with "steroids" chants when he goes back to the WWE
I got hooked up around UFC 195, can someone recommend me good UFC events prior to 195-200? I'm in the mood for some fights and there are no events tonight
>>69562024
>Rory "in talks" with Bellator
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY BOY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ANYTHING BUT LELLATOR
I'LL TAKE TNA, WWE
ANYTHING BUT LELLATOR
PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What did he mean by this?
>>69562502
>they were scared little women
pure gold
I'm astounded how many here complain about ratings that ufc pulls(200 not getting enough because wimmin headlning ie.)
Who the fuck cares unless you're all ufc board members or some shit
>Hunts loss to Brock will become a NC
based Hunto
>>69562765
We are all ufc board members and some shit
>>69562754
>>69562771
would have been so much better if he knocked him out and he got popped
>>69562765
I own quite a bit of a percentage of the company watch your mouth
>>69562754
jake is looking terrible
>>69562753
He will heem Koreshkov and use his WW belt as leverage to get more Reebux
>>69562749
189, 100, 124, 140, 142, 145, 152, 155, 156, 150, 175, 176
>>69562754
>add nick diaz on sc
>think im gonna see loads of cool training snaps
all he does is party in the club with bitches
https://youtu.be/tSzQ7nuv1rM?t=1m12s
Really unprofessional
>>69562801
Literally Frank Mir
>>69562211
Cute
>>69562809
Thank you anon
>>69562817
Hey, Brock still fought. Unlike the unprofessional Jones.
>>69562802
9% is not much dayna
>>69562840
its more than you ur opinion=WGAF
where are these goofs coming from
>>69562765
It's an American thing. We do it with albums and movies too. We're all retarded.
>>69562389
SuperBoy is on the straight and narrow
>>69562744
Can somebody explain to me, like for real, are all these athletes in fucking steroids?
I haven't watched UFC in a while but it seems every week you get a new discovery of a fighter who was on drugs the whole time (i.e: JVJ and apparently Lesnar too). What the hell is going on?
My sides
>those shoes
the fuck is wrong with him?
>>69562895
UFC is the only major sport organization that tests seriously.
>>69562875
are those dress crocs?
How quickly would have USADA popped GSP?
is he natty?
>>69562946
2nd-3rd time they tested him
It's why he won't come back unless it's for a one time superfight
The people that are Anti-USADA are probably the same people that think owning a firearm is cool.
Meanwhile Lando is the only fighter to get popped for being too fucking dope.
>>69562926
As Canada said earlier though, casuals don't see it like this. They just reckon everyone is on the juice and the UFC is a cheaters sport.
Since casuals know I'm a UFC fan, they probably won't even give a shit when I tell them UFC has stricter drug testing policy than other sports and instead just think I'm fanboying and playing defense force
It's clear fighters need to unironically be careful now though. Everyone should just take the Mighty Mouse approach and send everything they take to USADA. Eventually we might even reach that point honestly and then the sport is cleansed
>>69562961
TRIGGERED
>>69562895
90% of all athletes in physically demanding sports are on something. The only reason they get flagged is so that testing organizations meet quotas and to help keep a public image by screwing over certain athletes. It sucks because the world has been indoctrinated to believe that using steroids is bad and harmful and only cheaters use them but the reality is steroids are effective and when properly introduced into the body will not cause severe harm like anti-doping propaganda likes to say it does. sry for typos and poor grammar im on phone and mildly buzzed
steroids rule natties drool
>>69562971
I believe this, i doubt steroids teach them how to fight anyway. Anyone who says "everyone is doing drugs" is obviously lying, i won't pretend it doesn't happen though
>>69562984
Like, in one sentence, how those steroids give you an advantage over someone that doesn't do them?
Post ALL NATTY fighters
>>69563001
>>69562995
>Anyone who says "everyone is doing drugs" is obviously lying
shut the heck up
>>69562995
>Like, in one sentence, how those steroids give you an advantage over someone that doesn't do them?
Mostly for endurance and recovery which are huge assets to people in physically demanding careers.
>>69562995
steroid can help your body recover faster from training, can help you train longer, can make you stronger, can improve your musculature endurance..etc
>>69563001
I will never tire of watch that. Hendo's turn next then we get to see Jacaroid fall.
