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Previous thread: >>69545485
News:
>Jacare wants to fight Bisping
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/14/12183544/jacare-souza-asks-forrest-bisping-to-stop-running-and-fight-him
>Cruz wants to fight Aldo, DJ, or Goob
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/14/12185158/morning-report-dominick-cruz-is-eyeing-fight-with-aldo-doesnt-care
>USADA wants to test Brock Lesnar
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/14/12188198/usada-will-continue-to-drug-test-brock-lesnar-remains-ufc-roster-mma
shawb
H..hey
Stann
USADA IS AT YOUR DOOR /HEEM/ ACT COOL.
>tfw Banana kicks you in the head
>>69550875
>USADA wants to test Brock Lesnar
I doubt Bork can be bothered with USADA's shit. The way they randomly turn up and want to know where is, he'll probably retire again just so those goofs stop pestering him and his comfy farm
>>69550918
>I-it was the supplements
>>69550955
I hope they try to trespass onto his property and go face to face with a shotgun.
>>69550918
everyone get under the ring
>>69550991
>>69550912
>Trump picks Stann as VP
If ya wanna seal the deal Donald, that's the move.
Who can beat him?
>>69551032
Leave Thompson to me.
>>69551032
>>69550974
>shotgun
Nope, they're getting the .50 cal Gopher treatment
Is Anonymous here?
I'm going to need his piss
What do you think of him?
>>69551079
*teleports under cage*
*phh....nothin personal
>>69551164
He'll get destroyed now that people know he's a live dog. Ferg overlooked him and he paid for it with a close fight. Nobody expected some minor leaguer to come out moonwalking and shit.
>>69551079
I'd like to see your ID m8?
>>69551164
>based banana man
>>69551164
When the cans fight back part 2.
>>69550875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDLOz00arRM
Who /touchbutt/ here?
>>69550918
>YOU CANT TEST ME! I'M A MADE GUY!
>>69551211
No, I've no reason to present my ID thank you very much. Anonymous knowingly agreed to this
>>69551178
Is Anonymous not here then? It's alright, I'll wait.
>>69551164
I cant wait for him to fight at his original weight class at 145. He looked like a Muuunster against Ferg.
>>69551336
Ummm who do you know here bro?
>>69551368
I was told Anonymous would be here.
I expect him to turn up
>>69551336
Let me call my lawyer first and we can have a look at what my agreement is.
Some pussy is waiting outside trying to take my piss, what should i do guys? currently hiding underneath the octagon
>tfw every here could heem me
Chris Avila vs. Artem Lobov
Discuss
Anyone got webms from the fight night? I just watched the whole card and there was some sick finishes.
>>69551351
Banana said he made 146.5 once and never again, he will be a 155er always
>>69551465
France BTFO. A dead cuck is a good cuck.
>>69551488
>>69551483
Really? He looked a little flabby and seems really short for 155. Then again Ferg is one of the tallest fighters there.
>>69551488
fuck that was brutal
>>69551508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctduAZuX72I
>>69551542
Apparently hes 5'9 which is average for lightweight. Ferg is just retardedly tall.
>>69551672
Should have been stopped when he hit the canvas, he was out
wasnt Cannonier talking about dropping to LHW? not sure how he can make 205 with that bunda
>>69551032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6yek81uV6I
How long until Andrey Koreshkov deletes MacDonald's nose for good?
>>69551709
Reminder that this was overturned to a no contest.
>>69550886
Love you bro.
Schaub bless
>>69551453
whats avila's meme name /heem/?
>>69552021
10/10
>>69552029
ty m8
CM Punk will sub this pretender gall and its going to be glorious
>>69552055
I love this one
Can someone previous thread this?
>>69552070
Onnit
get it :^)
Dicks out for Schaub
>>69552112
damn, this chris avila kid is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJIiK71F7oI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0qijmtkTs
>>69552149
>josh rosenthal is still reffing
>>69552070
>>69552174
This might be your best work
>>69552181
thank you family
What fighter is best described by this image?
Fight Fan Go App when
>>69552021
>>69552055
>>69552190
heem yourselves, those memes are the most unfunny shit in this board
>>69552208
Scott Jorgensen
>>69551192
>Nobody expected some minor leaguer to come out moonwalking and shit
this
when he blocked the superman punch with his chin I lost all my shit
>>69552236
Back to the favelas with you Rafael
>>69552190
>tfw created the previous thread meme and then deleted my OC of it
thank you for keeping the movement alive brave soldier
i'll return one day
>>69552208
Mark Kerr
>>69552208
The Chris
>>69552208
Chris Leben
Josh Koscheck
>>69552272
Of course my brother.
>casuals think jose aldo is good now
>>69552236
previous thread is ironic ironic shitposting
it serves as a deconstruction of the idea of ironic shitposting in itself by proving through example that it has no inherent humor, either for the viewer or the poster
it is intended to lead the viewer to the conclusion that any ironic shitpost and any reaction to it is formulatic and does not elicit true amusement
it's a masterpiece of postmodern "shitposting"
it will be preserved in museums and shown to the generations ahead as the single greatest piece of art to emerge from the modern era
>>69551921
the skinny little twerp
>>69552315
lad ive been posting aldo shit since before 200. I was the only one spamming his pictures.
Post fighters you like more than most people on /heem/
I'll start
>Beneil Dariush
>Ben Rothwell
>>69552339
You should get some WebM's up in this hoe
here's to brock getting USADA'd
>>69552342
I don't have fitepass lad. If i get it ill make some, too bad the australian webm bro isnt an aldo fan
>>69552348
Still butthurt Hunt got humiliated?
>SOUZA INJURED AND CAN'T FUCKING FIGHT
>TRIES TO CALL OUT THE KING
>WHO'S GOING TO FIGHT THE ONLY MAN TO EVER KO HIM LEGIT.
Why are Hue's so salty? Why is BisKING the Based so absolutely Based?
How does he beat grampy champy boys? I say TKO in the 4th.
>>69552149
he's getting backed into the cage really easily
So Conor is never making 145 again right?
>>69550974
>>69551059
guns wont help you now
>>69552352
just use a cracked account u retard
>>69552370
Are you implying he's scared of Aldo?
He heemed Aldo in 7 seconds, y'know.
>>69552063
>Christianity never killed anyone
>>69552360
then watch what happens
also check out his defense
he's blocking all the knees and strikes
https://youtu.be/oVmiydHQE-w?t=46
>>69552348
Wait really, even though he's back with mandrama until further notice?
>Bork gets pulled from Summerslam
kek
>>69552381
>fuckingillegal.gif
how tho
>>69552385
no i just think the weight cut will be too much with the new rules. we'll see. i hope he comes back
whats for second dinner?
When will europe ban assault trucks
>>69552408
Why was Joey Diaz so pumped?
Big Alvarez fan?
>>69552413
He hasn't formally retired from the UFC so they still want to keep testing him I think. He's made it into the rankings too.
Honestly think he'll get fed up with them so just retire again
>>69552385
It's actually pretty hard to take anything away from a instant KO except that one dude has a shit ton of power. Especially at the top level.
Like Cain/JDS and Shogun/Machida.
Aldo looked better in his last fight than Goobs did in his. It's an interesting rematch that's for sure.
In other news, Bellator emailed Rory MacDonald. Will he or will he not mark it as spam mail? More at 11:00
>>69552437
Thats what happens when you suck too many cocks. The presence of an alpha male dominating another alpha male gets him all rattled up for some cocksucking
>>69552414
>no i just think the weight cut will be too much with the new rules.
They haven't changed the rules senpai. Goober will just be monitered extra closely.
>>69552437
heart versus skill, you cocksucker
>/heem/ actually thought Lineker was a meme like thominhas
>>69551497
why is that little kid so angry
>>69550886
Long may He reign.
>>69551497
yesterday people were saying stuff like how the fuck did he not know the hook was coming
that body shot is vicious
MY BOY
>>69551495
>>Norwegian
>> talking about cucks
>>69550910
YEH WOT LEWK?
So Eddie basically pulled a Holly Holm and looked (apparently purposefully) lackluster leading up to a title fight and then starched the champ. You think his next fight will also wind up like Holly or will he be champ for a dew defenses at least? I was honestly disappointed with him as he lost to Memeboy in his first UFC fight and grapplefucked other opponents but he always seemed like a cool dude.
>>69552722
dont bring out the dog in him
just get your own
>>69552722
he showed he can change his gameplan and when required instead of just being a one dimensional fighter
>>69552722
Pettis beats Cowboy
Khabib beats RDA then his knees explode
Cowboy beats Alvarez
RDA beats Cowboy twice
RDA beats pettis
Alvarez beats RDA
it might be another hot potato division unless Khabib stays healthy
>>69552722
Well I'm bout to get banned for a while so I'm just gonna say this is absolute shit boxing, and Eddie isnt even gassed
>>69552841
you expect him to look like roy jones junior when he has to work on wrestling and jitsu at the same time? enjoy your ban retard.
>>69552853
You don't need to look like rjj, these guys look like drunks brawling at a bar, not even exaggerating
>a fucking leaf
>>69552323
>ironic shitposting about ironic ironic shitposting
>mfw people realize how shit 205 is gonna be without jones stopping dc from laying on people for 25 minutes
lads i'm working on DC gameplan be fat lay on people
so i'm working on getting fat
even ronda is doing it
>>69552958
GOTTA GET THAT HIGH REP QUAD WORK IN
p4p champ is a euro
>>69552942
Newfriend, please leave or watch DC's fight with Rumble and Gus and then watch Jones fight OSP
>tfw you find out your girl is a lesbo
i reckon i could turn her bi though :^)
>>69552942
le ebin 200er face xD
>>69552942
DC is 38.
He will get BTFO the next time he faces Rumble.
pat barry isn't really black right? he's like peurto rican right?
>>69553009
I didn't know we had women posting on heem. Welcome!
>>69553039
thanks this is a pic of me after some bjj training
>>69553038
he's a mix, homie
i miss trt vitor
anyone /mayweather/ here?
>>69552958
How many twinkies do you need to achieve that mode
>>69553090
right here bro
>fuck the haters
>>69553008
>poor little white boy
>>69553090
How'd that work out for Jones again?
>>69553101
it takes real eating to get to that size m8
12 meals a day
>EAT BIG GET BIG
>>69553113
you gunna suc that dick DC?
>>69552942
>200ers are a thing now
w e w
>>69553116
fuckin' a
>>69553116
>>69553029
Mane his chin or body didn't inspire confidence in the Silva fight
what did he mean by this?
Why did Dana White and Lorenzo do the Reebok deal if they were going to sell the UFC right after?
makes me think that they realized they shit the bed with that deal and wanted out
>>69553212
how am I wrong?
they got so much embarrassing press with the infinite amount of Reebok screw ups, it's hilarious.
>>69553195
>>69553227
le previous thread man is ny favorite meme
>>69553211
i think most fighters are probably retards or miss managed
i'd be shooting for bellashit if i was young dude trying to make it in mma
everyone thinks they are gunna be the next conor
>>69553207
>Almost gets knocked out
>It was actually bjj guys!
Hues are pathetic
>>69553222
Don't think the Reebok deal is that big of a deal to them at all. The fuck ups were minor and the UFC doesn't actually care about fighting, just hype.
It did a bit to legitimise the sport - getting a major sponsor and having the fighters compete in semi-uniform, non garish fight gear.
>>69553251
your a retard
>>69553249
>i'd be shooting for bellashit if i was young dude trying to make it in mma
Relative salaries for every level in MMA is better in UFC than lellator, europoor.
Dublin's very own, Anthony "Rumble" Johnson.
>>69553262
your not looking at the whole picture friend its not about your fight purse
like i said >>69553260
your a retard
>>69553270
What it is, then?
If you're in lellator and you're not Rampage or Fedor, you're a can.
>>69553207
pretentious jitz fags are truly the worst
>>69553287
that terrible garish fight gear you talk about actually makes the athletes a lot of money
why do you think every other sporting code in the world has retarded amounts of sponsors all over their shit?
have you ever watched F1 or golf or tennis? do you see them all wearing one fucking sponsor? lol
only retards think the reebok deal is a good thing its dumb as fuck
>>69553207
>le humble meme
>talking shit on twitter
what truly did he mean by this
also as if the diaz brothers were fucking humble lol
>>69553207
>shitposting with cat pictures
>>69553309
FUCK YOU BITCH
>>69553069
TRT Vitor
TRT Bigfoot
TRT Hendo
I would argue these three form the "Holy Trinity" of TRT - would you agree?
>>69553323
TRT Bigtordo
>>69553211
Having a locked in sponsor means more central control, which is what organisation leaders want. Control, control, control. It probably raised the sale price of the UFC by a small margin really.
how long until we see mehdi baghdad on the news?
>tfw Ngannou avenges us with a sweet heem
>>69553359
niggers are a problem too m8, don't think otherwise bc le friendly neighborhhod weed dealer. muzzies are shit bc of their religion and ideology, niggers are shit bc they are literally a separate branch of humanity that cannot into civilization.
>>69553302
can wait till this fag gets exposed
>>69553399
triple dubs of truth
>>69553431
He'd have to fight to do that.
>>69553306
>that terrible garish fight gear you talk about actually makes the athletes a lot of money
kek
for the fighters who are going to make bank anyway.
noobs aren't making shit either way.
>>69553399
Ngannou is a patriot, he's as french as me
>>69553431
If Russians were faggots they'd be called Americans.
>>69553452
so not french at all then, sandnigger
>>69553447
your a retard
>>69553431
Sorry kunt but he is going to expose your AmeriCAN """"'''champion"""""""
>>69553431
Lightweight is overrated as fuck, Khabib will hold that title for a long time.
lol all these khabib nut huggers
just leg kick the cunt a few times and he's dead
i swear wrestlers every time
>>69553485
it's just that easy i guess, everyone go home
>>69553455
good one pussy, make sure you look both ways when you cross the street though
>>69553455
>if humans were faggots they'd be called frenchies
ftfy
>>69553485
>>69553493
Norway BTFO, remember our bout at heem 2 pussy, you better not fake an injury
>>69553493
it is lol and having a webm of a wrestler who doesn't kick won't do much to help your point
https://youtu.be/WMoEMfFBhx0?t=42
>>69553505
i'm going to boot the shit out of you lad
>>69553511
kek, good video, why does Sholler get BTFO everywhere he goes
Just letting you all know that HEEM FC is Pride rules sorry wrestler fags and jitz fags your gunna get soccer kicked
oh and none of this not kicking a downed opponent shit
>>69553525
I dont even get why he's talking like he's covering for him
>>69553531
>he thinks he makes the rules
No 12-6 elbows, this is competition not dog fighting
>>69553536
look at you trying to get away from my lethal kick already
this isn't point striking lad this is real fighting
>>69553542
>he thinks his soccer kicks will work
>he thinks he will be on his feet long enough to throw a kick
Rules don't really matter since im gonna slam you on your head right when the fight starts
>>69553536
it's 11:30 to 6, it's all good
I find it hilarious that McGregor is gonna lose to a literal retard 2 times in a row. Nate Diaz is doing a lot for the mentally disabled.
>>69553531
>i'll try kicking a wrestler, that's a good trick!
>>69553556
Just like Brendan Schaub.
>>69553559
apologize
>>69553576
repeat after me lad,
F U C K S C H U A B
U
C
K
S
C
H
U
A
B
>>69553551
>>69553558
i said soccer kicks m8
>>69553581
Schaub bless you and your family. Have a great Friday.
make sure to mention based mizuki's upcoming fight (filling in for an injury) next op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxoRuYq_ISY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDjqKg3pcOg
Jose Mayweddeh
>mfw it's already mid july and lithcuck vs edgestonia still hasn't happened
>>69553656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxoRuYq_ISY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDjqKg3pcOg
Jose Mayweddeh
>>69553662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxoRuYq_ISY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDjqKg3pcOg
Jose Mayweddeh
>>69553666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxoRuYq_ISY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDjqKg3pcOg
Jose Mayweddeh
>>69553670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxoRuYq_ISY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDjqKg3pcOg
Jose Mayweddeh
>>69553679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxoRuYq_ISY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDjqKg3pcOg
Jose Mayweddeh
![466366350[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2wxLzVs.jpg "466366350[1].jpg")
>>69552208
>>69552841
QUEER
S
T
R
E
E
T
New TAM Radio, good conversation about the Jews who bought the UFC in the first 15 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSgGnW1D508
>>69551032
That looked like he only tapped him with his foot
>>69553576
how'd brandon get so fat?
https://video-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t43.1792-2/13701533_265268900519517_994387069_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjE1MDAsInJsYSI6MTAyNCwidmVuY29kZV90YWciOiJzdmVfaGQifQ%3D%3D&rl=1500&vabr=603&oh=a3a4c66637cfd6cf35d7941a7396abc6&oe=5788D874
SILLY DILLY BTFO
>>69553806
how did you get all that cheeto dust on your fingers my guy? get out of your moms basement my man
>>69553815
kek, i guess they do call him silly dilly for a reason
>>69553815
This is a virus, don't click it.
>>69551164
nothing
el cucuy was exposed as a fraud can crusher
>>69552841
He's not trying to box, he's just trying to land. RDA was hurt and he was looking for the finish.
Brock lesnar is a gay loser
The UFC is out of options and you're in the crowd. They shout out over the PA system:
>ANYONE WHO CAN LAST ONE ROUND WITH THIS MIDGET GETS $10k
Do you accept the challenge?
If not, how much would they have to pay your pussy ass to get in the cage?
>>69553941
>implying he could last a round in my guard
>>69553008
You'd rather see dc smother gus or jon jones murder shogun? Youre so caught in your own bullshit that you can't even let yourself be entertained
Give a fuck about casual or otherwise, I'm not a fan of the hug and mug style of dc when Jon Jones is one of the most dynamic fighters of all time
>>69553941
john despite his power is a flat footed wade forward swinging style fighter i would just dance around like i'm cruz himself and he would never touch me
>>69553990
Plus. Dc is a fat cornball manlet that doesn't move the needle at all. You guys were satisfied watching DC cover silvas mouth for 3 rounds? I get the fans are casuals but can't they just want to be entertained? The most dynamic striker maybe ever blanketed by a guy and you guys were here getting hyped for THAT?
Jon Jones can wrestle too. You think he couldn't have taken Gus down and laid on him for 5 rounds? But nope, he stood and traded with him, and gave us one of the most entertaining fights of all time.
Hopefully Rumble can catch DC and retire him, because you guys are literally gay about him. Talkin suckin dicks all the time, jesus christ
>>69553990
>le move backwards with hand outstretched man
No thanks, Jones hasn't been an exciting fighter in years. Definitely came down with a bad case of dominant champion = comfortable decision syndrome.
>>69554050
>You think he couldn't have taken Gus down and laid on him for 5 rounds
Correct
Who /vice president Sam Alvey/ here.
>>69554260
Spotted.
Also, Alvey is alright. He needs to lay off the coke though.
>>69554270
I think he should do more coke
Anyone else still kinda like Jones? I know I should hate him but for some reason I don't
What does Joanna's pussy smell like?
I bet it's nice...
>>69554339
but why
>wake up
>muzzies mow down people with a truck
im tired of this shit
has our own france poster posted yet?
>>69554334
Of course you do, you upside-down kangaroo-riding fucking degenerate.
>>69554339
Here
He didnt do nothing wrong
Every top lvl athlete is on the gas and thats a common fact that only retards deny
All those haters should wonder why he was caught 3 days before the fight?Its clearly an USADA display of power in this case,.There are politics and power games involved even in sports and fighting like on all the other aspects of daily life
tl;dr
for me he did nothing wrong
>>69554388
>He didnt do nothing wrong
He got caught
Going to Lellator tomorrow ;)
>>69554420
Be careful
>>69554424
>>69554367
What the frick you gonna do? What you gonna do? You'll do nuthin. You'll do fricking nuthin.
lads the Sioux Falls card was spicy as hell, esp main and co main
the Smolka-Nguyen fight was great too
>>69554450
I need to move to a muzzie free zone
or else buy some guns
>>69554465
was much better than 200 desu, very comfy card overall
>>69554480
Just like Sioux Falls itself
>>69554480
yeah it was pretty nice, wish I hadn't missed it live
that Landon Who coming out super confident against all expectations was awesome
