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You have 10 minutes to think a good reason of why England won't
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You have 10 minutes to think a good reason of why England won't win the 2018 WC


That's right, you all know it's coming home
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>>69524959
Klinsmann
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>1 (one) point in 2014
>a fucking part-time dentist in 2016

they'll find a way to get eliminated in a worse manner
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>>69524959
>Implying Mou will play the guy
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And so the cycle starts again.
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>>69525069
>this flag
>this topic
How do you dare talking shit about the best sport nation in the world
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>>69525082
This. Man U hiring Mou means 100% that Rashford's career is finished at United.
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>>69524991
This.

t. A burger
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Wayne Rooney still getting favored over younger more deserving players and fucking up the lineup and chemistry of team
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Tsunaldo
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>>69525107
:^)
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It's England
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>tfw people believe ironic shitposters with my flag are sincere
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>>69525508
>Implying i'm a ironic shitposter.
it's literally coming home
>competent manager
>goat youth coming through
>Rashford best young player in the world.
As long as we can keep Rashford a down to earth lad and don't get kicked out of the tournament because the English hard lads beat up the Russians we will walk it.
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>>69524959
Why is that Argentinian kid wearing a Falklands jersey?
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>>69524959
Wilson is better than Rashford.

Honestly.
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>>69524959

I assume this post is coming from the Malvinas
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>>69525552
>competent manager

who?
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>>69525671
Anyone but Roy Hodgson.
Literally the only manager whho would fail with this team.
Even >moyes would walk it.
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>>69524959
>le pacy black winger #2637

its coming home lads
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Lads, is ENGLAND
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Argentina bait is the best bait.
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>>69525798
Literally this.
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>>69525798
Same has been said about Coman, Martial and Sanches but they've proved to be good
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>yfw Big Sam wins one for da land
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>>69525798
he isn't a winger

>>69526025
they aren't "English"
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>>69526025
Is Sanches a winger?
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>>69525107
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Stop ;_;
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>>69526044
B-but Sunderland??
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>>69526102
I'm talking about England (ignore the flag)
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The world really is obsessed with us.
It's quite bizarre since we're a tiny island in the middle of nowhere.
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>>69524959
Reason number 1: it's England
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I think it would have come home if we had done in 2010, the same thing Germany did in 2000 BUT NOOOOOOOO WE MAKE THE SAME FUCKING MISTAKS OVER AND OVER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

6-8 YEARS would have been enough to build and maybe challenge in 2018.

Fuck the FA , fucking anus men
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>>69526148
>we're a tiny island in the middle of nowhere.

What...? Are from Iceland?
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That feel when you already imagine the shitstorm on /sp/ when England wins the WC.
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>>69524959

Bc it's England
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PART
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TIME
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>>69526175
>Iceland is a small island

LOOK AT A FUCKING MAP AND FIND ICELAND YOU DUMB CUNT
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>>69526252
Why are you so upset, my British brother?
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DENTISTS
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>>69524959
it's full of english players
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>>69526287
Dumb fuck
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>>69526297
Are you ok?
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>>69526252
Population-wise, also keep your autism in check.
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>>69526252
maybe you should desu
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>>69524959
>2018
your country is so shit you have to wishful think for 2 years into the future.
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>>69524959
because our defence and to a lesser extent midfield is complete shit, shitty old fashioned goalkeeprs, no intelligence, no top english managers and not a single world class english player. shadow of the 1996 and 2006 squads. a fucking DENTIST.
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>>69526334
Small island, it's not a fucking small island. Especially compared to Britain. Oh and becasue I proved you wrong I must have autism.

Well congratulations for getting shown up by an autisit.

I've been to Iceland and its amazing.

Buy an atlas please
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>things are finally looking up, >we have a competent manager with a good budget to start the season
>hopefully no more relegation battles
>fucking leaves for ENGLAND

FUCK YOU BOG SIM
Down to the championship we go when Short inevitably hires some meme manager Di Canio 2.0
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>>69526148

You were the most powerful empire in modern history, you invaded almost the entire world.

How did you manage to become this joke of a country? at least we were never big.

Honest question.
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>>69526446
it is a small island.

>Iceland
>102,775 km2

>Great Britain
>209,331 km2

And I was responding to guy from the UK that said: "We're a tiny island in the middle of nowhere" which is stupidly wrong.

And you're autistic because you responded to a simple statement in all caps like a fucking spastic.
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This post will decide whether football's coming home:

>>69526520
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>>69526494
Our kindness and honourable nature was our ultimate downfall.
We should never have allowed independence for any of the commonwealth
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>>69526025
They're not English


You also forgot about Douglas Costa
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>>69526518
They only former colony that turned up being relevant was the USA

You keep the best nations in your empire, ie Australia, NZ and Canada
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>>69526518
>"allowed"

They would have cucked you just like we did
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>>69526514
See? I was right
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We can dance Nobby's dance, we can dance it in Gdansk*

*Poland will be annexed by Russia by 2018
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>>69526549
don't forget the Falklands.

>>69526562
only with help from the jealous and pesky french.
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>>69526567

It was inconclusive, let me try again. The flag of this post will win the WC:

>>69526590
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>>69526581
>Falklands
>relevant
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>>69526518

But you slaughered civilians when you wanted, you were thiefs, killers and such, speaking of the empire like an individual.

Maybe your aproach was only to retrieve the resources of the places you went, not the Alexander the Great way.
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>>69526589
stay upset mate.
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>>69526585
lol, it's done

England has won the 2018 WC
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>>69526585

Fuck. I guess it really is coming home
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>>69526581

You got absolutely blown the fuck out
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>>69526631
murrika fuck yea.
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>>69526499
Fuck off, you insinuated Iceland was a tiny island, go look at menorca or something for reference, or your penis
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>>69526667
>or your penis
I am pretty sure that's a compliment. I don't know many people have have penises that are the size of small islands.
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>>69524959
The Britbongs will try to fight the Russians, but when they get their asses kicked again there won't be any salvation for them this time. You can't deport the Russians out of their own country.
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>>69526729
Can't you yanky fucks put anything Into perspective or is everything large?

Sorry lads just a bit edgy today, I hope I haven't offended

TSUUUU to the Portuguese lad
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>>69526791
>or is everything large
Again, that wasn't an insult, you compared his penis to a tiny island. Tiny islands are very large (relative to the human body). Have a tiny island penis doesn't sound too bad.
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>>69526281
>british
this triggers the irish
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>>69526450
Sucks desu
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I almost feel bad for laughing at OP
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I unironically think Big Sam is a fantastic choice for England manager and he would be fantastic
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