The thread that we used before this one:
>>69495364
>Obligatory /trb/ related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY
>Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLH7C2WbCT8
>no eternal /trb/
shit edition
1st for >leltic
OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfDVIwp4FA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfDVIwp4FA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfDVIwp4FA
>>69510730
3rd for butters does it again
>>69510734
It sounds like the opening to an early 80s tv show
>>69510730
S H I T
H
I
T
You still find it after doing ctrl+f /trb/ but it bothers me
>>69510730
Not even a /trb/ baka
>not using this image
>no Eternal
>no [edition]
>Schalke and Leverkusen dominating the Bundesliga
I think I've had enough of this meme save
>>69510771
I'm sorry sir but your thread making privileges are hereby revoked.
Please reapply for a thread making licence in 6 months time or attend the Holy Cat school of Threadmaking for a lesson in threadmaking and reapply in one month with your course completion certificate.
/qts/ tho
>>69510838
What 100% pure semen demons
>>69510869
Maybe next time you won't be so lazy of a cunt you remember how to make a proper thread.
>>69510869
>Doing a bad job is excused by the fact that nobody else did it first
I mean I guess its a slight improvement on the average Spanish work ethic
>>69510869
you do understand trb is destined for page 5 always right
when I wake up thats where i find it
>>69510869
Maybe you should back the fuck off
>From winning the EPL to not even seeing continental football: The Spurs Story
>>69510872
:)
r8 these qts
8 > 5 > 9 > 2 > 6 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 4
>>69510919
>winning the EPL
>Spurs
should've ditched the save right there
>>69510932
post octagons or nah
UCL Final edition
>>69510932
It's OK, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.
>>69510882
go unplug yourself
>>69510958
>>69510958
TOO LEWD
>mfw realising we're trying to summon the janny to delete this shit thread so we can make a proper one with a subject and other important things
Now I understand
>>69511006
sometimes sacrifices are required.
30th or some shit for new PM tomorrow
https://youtu.be/mK95G22ksm8
>Ganso to Sevilla
oh man, it's like FM08-11 in for real life!
Exact same scenario. I struggle, they pick up a red, and we draw.
lol
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/chelsea-new-boy-michy-batshuayi-8406390
>Insigne's 100th appearance for Napoli
>playing league leaders
>scores the opening goal
>scores the another to make it 4-1
>go on and win the game
nice.
>>69511015
>The city of Labour
>>69498636
>>69498651
>>69498666
Off the ball:17
Positioning: 14
>Timm Klose joins twitter
>first person he follows is Clare Balding
absolute madman
would sacrifice my grandmother if it meant he stays at Norwich desu
Lads why does everyone keep slipping?
>Two goals
>Two freekicks
>Two players
But still, eye gouging football.
>Atlético de Wolfsburg
>>69511724
How's your summer going? Are you going to be seriously pushing for promotion?
>>69511774
>Extra Time
"Extra" indeed.
>>69511774
Really,
>Atlético de Wolfsburg
>>69511786
I know we are
>>69511786
>Norwich and Burnley swap places yet again
>>69511795
>>69511774
hahah congrats
pity you had to beat real once
>>69511686
honestly imagine not being a corbynite labour supporter right now.
>>69511786
Nothing has happened aside from selling Redmond.
I expect us to be up there if we get a good striker in (being linked to Assonbalonga). At the moment we have RvW, Lafferty and CamJam, which is a laughable selection of "strikers".
Keeping players like Klose, Howson and Brady would be nice too.
>>69511800
p-pls no
>>69511832
Seriously though, could you imagine the state of the country if Corbyn wasn't allowed to stand, Eagle got elected unopposed and we had two unelected women in charge
>>69511855
Honestly just hope we don't Newcastle it up
Hoping for another season like last time we were in the Championship
>>69511806
>>69511800
>>69511855
>>69511786
>/trb/ - championship promotion push edition
>>69511855
I actually like their 3rd kit last season
>>69511806
>Derby do a Derby again
>>69511865
>Hoping for another season like last time we were in the Championship
same here :^)
still got most of the squad from last time.
>>69511878
Are you sure you weren't looking at their home kit? Or their away kit?
>>69511855
>Ricky van Flopswinklel
Is he still there?
>>69511857
Could you imagine the state of the country if Corbyn actually became PM?
>>69511898
>Derby do a Derby again
It's sad but its true
>>69511901
Im pretty sure
>>69511906
Can't wait till Corbyn kicks out ugly manlets 2bh
>Two matches ban after a straight red equals two weeks fine
>"B-but that was short-sighted!"
Ironically he barely ever picked even yellows last season.
>>69511855
>Howson
based Jonny Howson ;_;
He was so good in 13.
That's a big stadium.
>>69511813
thanks matey. At least they are still the team with the most consecutive wins, and the team with the highest number of European Cups with 12, 4 more than me.
>>69511878
>>69511901
Our new home shirt is miles better than any of last season's horror-shows.
>>69511906
>Ricky van Flopswinklel
Yes, he's been out on loan for the past two-seasons though. He's completely ruined.
I blame Hughton.
>>69511950
He's still pretty damn good in FM, if getting on a bit. Hope we make him captain this year, he was doing it for Leeds ages ago.
are they gonna do it bros? nearly a year ago they narrowly beat Standard Liege and now they're in the final after a piss easy run, I'm still upset that >we managed to lose
>>69511970
yeah, currently i have 4 consecutive but dont think I can equal them this year
>>69511984
Nice and simple. I like it
>>69511984
desu as a swans fan i don't want to hear anyone whine about kits in my presence this year
fucking hell i got this kid because i needed a long term home grown reserve striker, but its looking like he will be first choice very fast, only for 5 million
>>69511984
>Ricky van Flopswinklel
Do you think he could still be salvaged? The guy had like one good season and then failed everywhere.
>2023
>Matic is the captain of Celtic
>>69510905
to be fair if you search trb in the catalog it still comes up since it's in the op
>>69512007
post them pls
>>69512028
ye i dont even use the search, I just browse until I find it, fun to do
>>69512022
also
>Fede Cartabia
>Mario Lemina
>Eduardo Vargas
>>69511993
well it was close
>>69512038
hello we're swansea and we look like we're an amateur club
>>69512039
>>69512056
>we look like we're an amateur club
or a nt
>>69512021
I hope he can unJUST himself, but it isn't likely.
But I'll always remember that 1 (one) goal he scored in the Premier League for us. A mighty header against Neverton. ;_;
Anyway, that's enough of my Norwich ramblings, thanks for humouring me lads. Have a slice of cake.
>>69512056
I like tbH. Simple kits are the best.
>>69512056
>Joma
and I thought Villa going to marcon was bad
>>69512059
Even Gibraltar or San Marino have more detailed kits than this.
>>69512069
it's just a fucking white t-shirt with a sleazybet logo on it
>>69512077
without the add and that shit on the shoulders it would be GOAT tier
>>69512077
>>69512056
Take off the logo and it would look great
>player worth 38.5k
>club wants 34min
yeah Im gonna have to let you slide bruh
>Neverton
They do have better rep ("""Worldwide"""), but still chuckled.
>>69512038
be careful what you wish for
>>69512123
34mil
>>69512127
Whoops.
>>69512070
Villa went to Under Armour now
>Play a one striker formation
>have these two strikers on rotation
Feels good
What's the likelihood of him starting for England in 10 years?
>>69512056
Thought that said BetBeast at first
>>69512070
I always liked Macron
>>69512157
>2019
>not using regens exclusively
>>69512165
>Goes fast
>Shit tekkers
>Average (at best) mentals
Very likely.
>>69512165
50/50
>Patético de Wolfsburg
>>69512194
I tried to get this lad on loan and he said no
W E W
E
W
We completely dominated that match, surely didn't expect that.
>Le Marsaye
>Win Bundesliga with two games to spare
>Fail to win the remaining fixtures because of an apparent championship hangover
>Pokal final coming up
I'm fucked for the Pokal, aren't I
>>69512407
werent you the guy who was complaining about being shit, opponent gets red and you win?
>dat heroic performance
>striker scores 5 goals
>somehow ends up stopping the opponent from scoring by tackling and gaining possession
GOAT
>>69512463
Twas me, but Id didn't win, I had two draws.
can players dab yet?
>>69512616
what are you up to Pogba?
>>69512513
>26 Tackles
WEW.
>>69512616
in their free time, so long as they get pop hot on their piss tests.
>>69512915
post more qt3.14 while I take a shower
>>69513022
yh sure ok
>tfw just found out Celtic lose to Red Imps
>the state of Scotland
>>69512513
give enarsson a raise
>>69513300
>not naming that file "Fit Brunette Girl riding on a big black cock"
>>69513309
>brexit
>losing to Iceland
>now this
>the island of Britain
I just signed a keeper because he was Japanese. I hope he's good.
>tfw I saw a courier vaping at work today
First time I see someone vaping in real life.
>>69513517
just signed a South Korean CB
>20 marking
>17yo
>>69513445
>a place that voted remain kicked out of europe by a place that voted more % to remain
>>69513558
From now on we'll call the match "Remain Derby".
>>69513542
>First time I see someone vaping in real life.
what a charmed life you live.
>>69513614
I see people smoking weed every single day here but I've never seen someone vaping. kind of strange. different crowd I guess
>>69513656
Yeah, same here.
>>69513614
I'm guessing it's because it must be pretty expensive here. Also, >>69513300
>think "what a qt"
>zoom in on her face
Not qt at all, delete it from your wonderful collection.
>>69513542
Must have caught on here in USA a lot quicker. Saw them all the time when I was in college but now only see one person at my work vape which has honestly been great for him. Instead of taking a ton of breaks he now can work orders/help with customers while getting his fix, plus he is probably the biggest definition of blue collar so he doesnt come across as an arrogant little shit head about it.
>>69513656
>DO YOU VAPE BRO???
>triggered.jpg
>>69513690
>Not qt at all, delete it from your wonderful collection.
only in there because the pic is funny to me.
>>69513729
>guy at work vapes in meeting
>gets his ass kicked
So after losing just two games last season, I drop my first game of the next season away at Bournemouth, 3-2. They get 2 penalties and a 93rd minute goal. I'm so mad I've just set out to abandon my academy's output and go sign a world class, or at least competent left back.
Back to praying Man City slip up and they do this. God damn I need Vadala to break his leg.
>>69513729
>work with public
>tell them electronic cigs are banned aswell
>>69513892
>I need Vadala to break his leg.
You won't get anywhere with that attitude, you have to take matters into your own hands.
Wow. I hate Merryboard with a passion, but the dude had been there for 8+ years. I'd feel cheated on too.
>Abandoning after his team is done ruling Slovenia
>Ragequitting due to becoming the 3rd (third) team in the country
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!!!
>>69513934
I do try. He's slippery.
reminder that crossing and dribbling are meme stats
>>69514009
Knees are easier than ankles fyi
So I broke the bank and my policy of promoting from within. 35mil for The Vollmann.
>>69513762
havent posted many have you
>>69514156
Absolute machine. One of Dortmund's 5 club legends. Robbed them desu.
>>69514156
Seems like a good win now buy
>>69513690
also you are wrong she really is a qt
>>69514229
sucked into this Napoli save 2bh familia
>>69514156
>Natty Fitness
>Off The Ball
>Flair
At least he won't let fucking wingers go in his back while wanking off about how good he is at Crossing. Y'know, like Dani Alves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWVrolNQ4RU
>Bartra taking the blame for Alves not giving a fuck about defending
>>69514347
Been playing with a huge domestic bias, so I've been relying on a converted winger I got on a free from Man Utd with 8-9-9 in positioning/marking/tackling with no stamina. He's currently out for 4 months. The 20 year old hot prospect has no real offensive ability, and the other, younger hot prospect has just betrayed me by dropping his potential ability by a whole star.
I did have a solid left back who I got into an argument with. It was not very pleasant, and now he's at Porto. Jovial personality; could not trust him.
So yep, win now.
Rate my Salvadoran striker I got on a free.
>>69514424
Everyone has their taste in qties. Post some Surinamese ones.
>the state of montpellier
also a question, this didn't happen to me before but. Young lad wants to leave for another club because his status there will be better, I tell him I'm making him a key player and to expect contract talks to start. I skip forward a day (or 2?), and he's unhappy I didn't keep my promise, but it still lets me offer him a new contract as a key/first team player
what's the deal? is he still gonna be unhappy? I don't get it
I just didn't realize I needed to offer him a contract immediately
We did it! And even with a game to spare.
>mfw my current points total would only have been good enough to survive relegation in 1 of the previous 7 seasons
>>69514526
gonna post a ex miss suriname
>>69514556
>Carter tot heir wishes
"No." Tell him he's not gonna play as much 1st team footie. Works 99.9% of the time. If it doesn't work, tell him to shut the fuck up, you're the manager and you decide who stays and who leaves, period. He'll be unhappy for a while, but when he drops it, extend his contract for 5 years. Rinse and repeat. But NEVER EVER promise anything to players.
>>69514617
bretty good achievement if I may say so myself.
Now with a projected £120 million in the bank balance by the end of the season, I should be hopefully able to improve the team nicely and next year won't be quite a struggle.
>>69514641
yeah I know, don't worry. I'm in the process of getting rid of my old goalkeeper and replacing him with this young lad so he WILL be the starting GK from about midway this season/next season, just didn't want to make him unhappy unnecessarily
>>69514726
>just wanted to suck his (qt3.14) dick
Fixed. Doesn't matter who it is, don't do it.
>>69514783
are you ever not raging in these threads man
you're gonna have a heart attack by 40 if you're the same frenchie who's always posting
>>69514842
I sure will one day, but doesn't mean you should do it.
>>69514842
Considering how long we spend sitting down playing this it will more likely be a stroke.
>>69514915
DVT*
My HoYD says he can still improve a lot (3*CA/at least 4*PA), but suddenly one of my coaches says he's playing close to his full potential (4*CA*/at least 4*PA). The coach has better JPA but they both have the same JPP and Knowledge of Club Players.
What happened?
>>69514638
>dem hips
That's pretty good.
>>69514927
Probably that the rate at which he will improve will be much slower. Then it isn't PA either: he might have some margin in PA (or not) despite being close to its potential. "Star rating" only gives you an idea of how likely he is to reach his potential with good coaching, tutoring and work.
>>69514927
yeah she has dem baby birthing hips
>>69514927
Does one have the compulsive liar trait?
>Get offered an interview even though I didn't even apply for it
>Give a great interview
>"Um yea we liked your interview but we chose this guy instead"
Then why the fuck did you offer me an interview???
Typical disgusting Man Utd. My new signing is injured on the floor. They work it back from their keeper, up the left, run past my injured player and score. Just fuck my life.
>>69515313
are you non-white? Gotta give out interviews to token minority so the club doesnt look racist
>>69515359
are you from /pol/? Gotta crowbar race into everything, just in case we forget about it.
>>69515391
why even give him a you
Well, I guess FB>WB forever in a 4-2-3-1. That said, I dunno if the AI flopped or if yelling on my lads had that effect. 2bh, could also be Zenit rotating due to already being eliminated, even if they still could've possibly qualified for EL.
>>69515020
Thanks.
>>69515313
They liked you until they actually met you.
>>69515313
explore every option, you never know if the random next person will be better than the guy you think is a "lock"
so has anyone else other than moussa sissoko benefitted from Euro 2016?
>>69515860
Pelle. Went from a nobody to the 5th highest paid player in the world
>>69515860
Perhaps not at Arsenal but Ramsey and probably Bonucci.
>>69515860
Oh and Robson Kanu
>>69515860
I was going to say Portuguese Eder, but I think his goal's already been retconned so that Ronaldo scored it.
>>69515860
Pepe and Donaldo
Birkir Bjarnarson
Robson Kanu
I've been offered the same Japanese 19yo free agent 3 times over the last year-ish, might sign him out of pity desu
Unemployment is a pain
>>69516134
post him
>>69516196
He looks pretty decent tbf, but my scout doesn't like his PA, he'd be like a 6th choice midfielder in my team by the looks of it and I already struggle with the amount of immigrants in my team so registration could be a problem
he's been unemployed since the Japanese league ended in 2030, and the (wnt) is minor interest from 2 italian clubs
hmm
>>69516415
I signed him
gonna sell him asap though
I know I'll regret managing my local team, the 5 foreign players rule will be a pain in the ass when building the squad.
>>69517384
>gonna sell him
maybe not, god damnit
>>69514646
>Holders - Liverpool
>>69515860
the moth
>>69517727
heard city offered 70mil
how is he playing in kebabland
>>69518378
that look of disgust when you realize you play in turkey
>tfw my predecessors blew the owner's money injection on literal whos from Africa who are constantly injured and I'm left to clean up the mess
>>69515313
same shit happens irl
They call you in for an interview, it goes fantastically, the employer absolutely loves you and you have a great laugh, but the next guy who comes in is even better and more experienced so they go with him instead.
;_;
r8 my home academy produced DLP
>>69510869
>deleted
pourquoi
>>69517621
Who's your physio? Dr Mengele?
Ok wtf is this basically FIFA Manager 11 with worse graphics?
I've now realized how much I absolutely loathe LLM saves. I do well for a few seasons, but then I lose my patience and go back to my old Stuttgart save (just won the league and Pokal in 2019, yay). I even began the aforementioned save with a fairly small team, but once the Stuttgart job was offered to me I left and even stole some of my former team's top prospects.
I'm slightly bummed because I wanted to take a group like Orient or Strasbourg to the top. Does /trb/ have any tips to help a player stay focused when it comes to long term projects like this? I've seen people here take teams like Munster to top flight, so I figured this was a decent place to ask such a question.
Thanks.
Have a qt3.14, /trb/
>all these qtes in this thread
Make me want to start another Chester save in 16.
BERNARDIED
>>69519170
maybe it was too much skin for le janni.
>>69519352
I know what you mean, I always come back to my Tenerife save. Try setting up an objective to keep you going, even if that makes the save harder. For example, I'm building towards a full homegrown squad now.
#WeAreAllLeoMessi
Trust butters to fuck up posting a new thread
>>69517621
Youre the lad playing godset?
>>69519581
I was going to buy you back and keep you to rot in the reserves but it seems like your career is already over
>>69519647
Ive always wanted to play for the storied side of fc twenty
JUST
>the state of dortmund
>>69515860
Wee Joe Allen
>>69520025
did they chat shit?
I guess he got tired of losing.
>>69520052
but of course
Vardy may be old but his meme magic is still powerful
W E W
E
W
FM is shit. SHIT!
>>69520106
attributes?
>>69520178
He's still pretty decent, can always drop him deeper when he loses too much pace as false 9 or something
>>69513542
>tfw upper management are allowed vape in the office but th autistic facilities guy loses his shit at me for smoking outside the courier door
>end up 8th
>promote
>>69520499
>the city of Valencia
>>69520516
poor lads
they are not even the best club in Valencia anymore
>>69519901
>Jeanjean
>>69520590
pretty stereotypical canadian lad
>>69520622
A pretty good player tho. If only his speed and finishing is above 17 he'll be a very deadly striker
>>69520622
Second nationality?
>top scorer and most assists
what a lad. According to the news I get in my inbox Real want to pay the 105M clause
>>69520687
Yeah he's pretty decent now that I look at him tbH
>>69520729
English, but it might be because of playing for Bolton (although he has been there only 2 seasons).
>>69519501
>For example, I'm building towards a full homegrown squad now.
>not doing a youth academy only squad
YANGTRM
>>69520815
I don't think I could keep being the best club of the world only with what I get in youth intakes to be desu.
I'll think about it though.
>>69520778
>English
It seems to have been my tictacs
>tfw glorious Go Ahead Eagles have won the Eredivisie in their first season after promotion
>tfw Ajax and PSV have shit the bed so badly in Europe that we'll no longer have a team in the CL groups after next season
Furious desu. Looks like the Champions Leagles will have to sort it out.
>>69521006
>Champions Leagles
>>69521052
>that image
HC during qt posting.jpg
Who is the best player in the Premiership lads?
>>69521306
Over the entire season or currently?
>>69521306
Sterling
>>69521317
Pound for pound going into the next season, the best player in the Premier League
>>69521332
>pound for pound
david silva
>>69521332
>Pound for pound
Definitely not Sterling then
>>69521332
Payet
>>69521332
Kante?
Have you accepted Sam Allardyce as your lord and saviour yet?
>>69521514
Drinky
>>69521505
>>69521514
>>69521844
come on, silva is 140lbs
>>69521844
no thanks I'm not thirsty
> be me
> stop by on this thread a while ago
> tell everyone I'm tired of FIFA career's bs script and was wondering if FM16 was any better
> get told FM is much better
> buys game for £12
> Gets scripted against 8 times by October 2015 ingame
> Final straw when my team gave up a 2 goal lead on after the 70th min in CL group stages
Lads I was lied to. Also I'm pretty wank.
>>69521932
>Lads I was lied to.
Stopped reading right there desu. Us tribblers never lie
>>69521932
It's your tictacs
>>69521932
>Gets scripted against
Clearly you're just terrible
>>69521932
You just suck.
>>69521916
I am, it's almost 30c here
pic related I guess
>>69521967
>it's almost 30c here
It's 27 right now AT EIGHT TWENTY AM.
>>69521932
No one fuckin lied bro. post your tactics
>>69521932
ITSYOURTACTICSED
>>69521986
>>69521967
16C at 1pm. Fucking lovely
>>69521932
>this lad got 7 (You)s with this weak ass bait
>>69521986
was pretty much the same here, woke up in a puddle of sweat
how do people manage to live in tropics
tfw one of your strongest playmakers gets a career ending 7 to 9 month ACL tear and then the game crashes
thanks SM!
>>69522009
>tfw went out for a run just before 6 and it was beautiful
>>69522009
I live in the tropics and we have the best weather in the world lad. Never too hot, never too cold. 21ºC right now and comfy af.
>>69522033
>run
RIP gains
>>69522007
I fucking wish it was bait. The CL thing nearly made me push my laptop onto the floor.
>>69521965
>>69521963
I know. I've accepted it. But I stand by the fact that there's script in FM too. No amount of poor tactics should be letting fucking Aston Villa to start comebacks against me..
>>69521999
Too hot 2bh. I want winter back.
>>69522082
Autumn a best
>>69522053
>Never too hot
Pretty sure that's because you live on an island.
>>69522063
My diet has finally come back to haunt me.
>>69522073
>No amount of poor tactics should be letting fucking Aston Villa to start comebacks against me
You're clueless too.
>Playing at close to his full potential
>These attributes
Disgusting. What am I paying those 19 scouts for?
>>69522073
there aren't "scripts" in FM, only shit morale, complacency and AI learning to counter your tactics if you keep using the same one
>>69522053
g-gonna visit spain soon. cant w8 for all the pasty english girls
>>69522104
>Those tekkers
>/arse/ wants him
Yup, that's what I suppose
>>69522073
>No amount of poor tactics should be letting fucking Aston Villa to start comebacks against me..
I bet you think no amount of poor tactics should allow Lincoln Red Imps to beat Celtic too