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>>69509813
Please contain your anger; today is a good day!
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed)
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
Fuck jews
Nothing as pathetic as an old Jew using a Japanese proxy to post his penny bets on a Bulgarian hog roasting forum.
Execute all Jews.
Terrible thread
Leaving for a tennis rematch against the guy that beat me last week. Wish me good luck. x
>>69522457
I'm genuinely in Japan lad. How can I prove it to you?
there are two horses at 201 in the 14:15 race. small on both for keks.
>>69522457
>Bulgarian hog roasting forum
Rude, we prefer roasting lambs
Dundalk to win at 1.75 is THE bet of the day lads
>>69522465
hope you injure yourself
/bet/ literally needs more characters to spice things up.
SO SO boring these days.
Need Betriss back tbqh. Miss her cute and witty posts ;_;
>>69522482
Laying Magna Cartor
Is Albania just Euan on a proxy?
>Jews
Jews must be rendered extinct in order to save humanity.
Meh, wanted o3.5 in the Dynamo Dresden game but one of their top scorers isn't starting.
I wonder if that Dutch guy thinks I'm elite now too after today.
>>69522398
Just getting a haircut, me eyebrows done, just getting pampered desu. Need it after these last few days
I wish all tripfags would die. I miss old /sp/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjGcCI9ByWw
>you will never have this much charisma
what a legend
>>69522548
Oops sorry, thought this was twitter
>>69522443
>Antisemitism not allowed
Stop fucking doing it then
>>69522491
You already proved you're the same person. Please just post as the old SP you were far more entertaining. You were the hero /bet/ needs right now
>>69522557
I would but I have literally LOST my old tripcode password.
>>69522548
do you get your eyebrows done at the hairdressers? sometimes get asked if i want them tidied up a bit but always bottle it, getting pretty bushy these days may try it
>>69522548
How much is the haircut?
>>69522535
Actually, might not be a big issue, he hasn't scored much in a while, also only contributed 1 goal in the 8-1 friendly they've had earlier this week, other than him no one is missing.
rofl
>>69522562
I do but they thread them, not just run clipper over. I was worried that it'd make them look overly done and girly but they just tidy them up, got a decent shape to them already.
>>69522568
>being this new
NEEEED a meme bet for today, where are TT or Derfel?
>>69522568
When I worked near there I used to get my hair cut twice a week at £80 a pop. Was pretty dece though obviously overpriced. I'm sure I could've taken a shit in the chair if I wanted to
>>69522583
Isn't the £50 trim from Ruffians? As far as I know there isn't one by Canary Wharf
>>69522585
they need to be put down - especially rees.
>>69522585
Cannot put into words how much I would like to test Christian's chin. Know two other people called Christian, both absolute cunts.
needed to go shopping and get a haircut this week but so dac cant be bothered, depressed
Should've made the hundo back on overs in the Tampines game
>>69522617
>Christian, not Christopher
Their parents didn't give them a chance
>>69522617
do you lads know anyone that is christian in britain?
>>69522655
IMAGINE willingly calling yourself danny instead of daniel.
>>69522669
We're all Muslim
>>69522669
aye
>>69522617
This. Where does he live?
>>69522673
>being THIS insecure
Danny is a sick name, you would know if you had friends
>>69522702
1. 6'4
2. 188lbs
3. Benching
>>69522702
5'10
70kg
None
>magna cartor
>>69522702
6'0
76kg
Push/Pull
>>69522702
>5'6
>240lbs
>Banging ur mum m8 kekekekek
>>69522702
1. 180 cm
2. 64
3. marathons
Lads, might want to jump on it while you still can.
>>69522702
5'10
~75kg
Lift a few times per week plus some cardio
>>69522713
i know a guy called daniel. he hates being called danny - but i do it to wind him up.
>>69522743
wtb?
>>69522754
You absolute madman!
>>69522760
Look at the bottom.
>>69522718
BIG BIG BOY. How much ya bench.
>>69522721
>>69522731
>>69522751
Manlet. Also very rude.
>>69522728
>>69522740
Good
>>69522771
Not much currently, only just started a few months back. 70kg at the moment.
>>69522769
oh lmao. alright i'm on
>>69522702
6"2
11 and a bit stone don't have scales
Fuck all
>>69522702
1. 6'2
2. 80kg
3. Football/Cross Country
Waiting for Juve to post his stats
>>69522793
he's out playing tennis lid
>>69522809
Reckon TT would bagel him
>>69522751
need to loose weight lid
>>69522769
ON
N
>>69522820
>bagel
Proxy on, Liebermann
Wageslaving so so bad. Tips so so bad. Head so so gone.
Need a worldie. Gonna place this entire week bankroll on it. Sick and tired of these losses slowly nibbling at it.
>>69522855
Dundalk and PSG accy
Or you can wait for Liebermann's next tip and pray that God is still with him
>Juve shouts on a heater.
4 tips in a row.
Do bet365 have betting on player/manager transfers?
>>69522855
this, need to keep up my high-life neet life
>>69522874
Smacked but still bankrolled it
>>69522879
Next manager is available on will Hill I think. They have still it paid out on Hiddink.
>>69522859
v v v interesting, might give it a go during the london meet up this week, reckon hass and TT will be game
Wish TT was here to tell me if Kohlschreiber will beat Kicker after losing the first set
>>69522874
on but can't win a bet recently
>>69522874
Not sure I want to get on after his Colorado tip yesterday
Kohlschriber live down 4-6 1.5
>>69522954
Are you teh American who shills Estrella?
>>69522859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJjjyK5ayg
>>69522968
Yes, on him again today
>>69522874
>it's a Mackers prestake episode
>>69522702
I-I'm 5ft 10 in shoes
71kg
Currently doing Texas Method but I reckon I'll start Candito's program soon.
>>69522979
i thought it's today, nick?
:^)
>Young man kills himself after losing savings on bet for France to win Euro 2016
A man killed himself after losing his last savings on a bet that France would win the Euro 2016 final.
Fidel Nikitin, 27, hoped the £2,300 gamble would allow him to clear his debts but Portugal went on to beat the host nation on Sunday.
The mobile phone salesman, from Izhevsk, Russia, left a message on his social media account after the 1-0 defeat saying: "Thank you and forgive me."
Police said he walked onto the Ludzya-Izhevsk railway track and did not flinch as a train sounded a warning.
The driver said he had no time to stop after seeing the man on the track, it was reported.
Relatives revealed university educated Fidel was deeply shocked after Portugal beat France to win the tournament.
Fidel had taken out a series of loans but was unable to pay them back.
He had hoped winning the bet would allow him to repay his debts.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/young-man-kills-himself-after-8409460?ICID=FB_mirror_main
>>69523015
This is the future that awaits me
>>69522980
I'd take those odds any day if it wasn't for >grass
any UCL WORLDIES today? just want to fucking sleep with peace of mind and wake up so some +EV...lads
>>69522972
pmsl
>>69523019
Is that a halal snack pack?
>Liebermann tips a friendly
You literally said that you don't bet on friendlies a couple of hours ago in the previous thread
PMSL
>>69523037
>>69523015
>betting on mainstream
>>69523015
Why can I relate to this? Is it too late for me?
>>69523052
My bad. Forgive me, didn't check well enough. Ah well.
>>69523051
m8 i'll fucking gut you for mentioning that """""food""""" anywhere near a lad thread
What bookie do people use when 365 is limited?
I cant profit since losing my 365. Plus everyone always tips on 365 too.
>>69523044
thats exactly why he's undervalued. Step up from anyone Novikov has faced even if he's in a good run, and VEB can easily compete with this caliber player on any surface. This tournament and draw = easy points for someone like him who wouldnt normally play this one
>>69523075
Would like to know what TT thinks
Kohlschreiber fist pumping 2-1* 0-15 points, this is Germany he's not gonna let this go.
Get in while you can at 1.5
>>69523061
I don't, but I'm bound to lose big at some point
>>69523074
Just get a friend to set one up for you
>>69523057
Such a character
>>69523069
>tfw /pol/ but love HSPs
>>69523064
Thought you supposed to be "researching," your tips now kek
>>69523019
>no salad or sauce
what did you fucking expect?
Kohlschreiber breaks this one and this time he won't let go, 1.5 to 1.25 there was plenty of time to get on that one.
>>69523110
Well, I did research the teams. Betfair just isn't very clear when it comes to that sort of information unfortunately. Thanks for noticing though, I'll work harder next time.
>>69523089
Down to 1.28, regret not getting on it earlier
>>69523102
but isnt my laptop corrupted by the shit they place onto it so if i open a new one it will instantly be limited
>>69523125
>I'll work harder next time
Such a cutie
GOT ON MUANG THONG TO WIN AT 1.44 AND THEY WENT A GOAL UP BUT THE ODDS WEREN'T GOING DOWN SO I CASHED OUT AND THSN THE OTHER TEAM WITH NO SHOTS ON GOAL SCORED
FINALLY DIDN'T GET FUCKED UP A FIX
>>69523129
Em yeah but you wouldn't be instantly limited again
>>69523075
I don't know shit about Novikov and he's on the up. That's enough for me to avoid. I hope Estrella wins though, he's one of those players I would never bet against because he's usually clutch
>>69523107
i went to KK in campbelltown and it tastes like -whatever- and i really don't believe the hype. they are only marginally better than meat boxes from uni, only because uni meat boxes have vinegar in their chips for whatever disgusting reason
>>69523129
Nedelko playing. Worth getting on TT? Loved the ride last time.
>>69523156
>>69523168
thanks lads
>not having a betting laptop that you freshly install Windows on after every limit
zzzzzz stay pleb lids
>>69522702
1. 6'2
2. 82kg
3. Football, Running, Cycling (Cross Country skiing replaces all in winter)
>>69523174
No, he'll probably lose.
Absolute fittie at work. She's wearing school uniform.
>>69523156
cant i just use skrill instead of all the entropay + VPN stuff?
PMSL at using a free popular VPN.
Joe SO SO clueless.
>>69523241
What do you use? srs question, my VPN trial has run out and I need something dependable
>>69523233
Skrill will tend to flag up
>>69523241
Of course you know all about VPNs and proxies pmsl. But tbf the method is old and needs updated
Anyone have the screenshot of jwest's betting guide?
Reminder:
Basically on underdogs for Newport tomorrow.
Groth 2.90 - Mannarino had a bit of trouble with Duckworth's serving and Groth is a level above
Burgos 2.50 - Burgos on grass isn't the best but this quality opponent he should handle
Young 1.57 (Young has had a great grass season)
Dancevic/Karlovic Over 25 1.90 - two massive servers 7-6 7-6 not out of the question
>>69523275
As always
>>69523258
cyberghost is pretty good.
>>69523258
Unique IPs.
>>69523269
pmsl.
Why don't YOU update it then?
33333333333
>>69523258
Just tunnel over a VPS or something.
>>69522461
>[HANS GRUBER WAS JAILED FOR 25 YEARS FOR THIS POST]
>>69523313
Because I'm a pseudo who doesn't have to do it often
>>69523324
One more :)
>>69522702
1. 6'1
2. 100kg
3. deadlift
>@soccer_psychic - Soccer Psychic - £10/month for 'guaranteed profit', no proof of profitability whatsoever.
Hmm.. Could it be?
inb4 newfags dont even know who SP is.
>>69523351
F A T T I E
A
T
T
I
E
>>69523220
n o n c e
Reminder creating new bet365 accounts is fraud and you will all go to jail. Profit in asia or quit.
>>69523241
pretty sure info was originally from pga
>>69523338
this for perak game??
>>69523362
The only fraud here is you.
>>69523377
yup
>>69523359
>inb4 newfags dont even know who SP is
Yeah he's you
>>69523299
Cheers lid!
>>69523362
>Profit in asia or quit.
Over what timescale? Haven't profited following you in asia after 34 bets. (-0.1% roi pmsl)
>>69523360
r u d e
u
d
e
>>69523362
>/bet/
>profit in Asia
PMSL, nice joke friendo.
90% of users here can not even profit from Bet365 PMSL
IMAGINE not being on Opava -0.5 first half.
>>69523397
v odd post considering your negative ROI in asia based on everything you have ever posted
Can't even enjoy winning money on Kolschreiber, would've preferred it if Berdocq won yesterday desu.
Lost SO much on that game
>>69523413
Got a 5% ROI in Asia friendo.
NEED 1 (one) goal in perak game PLEASE
What is this asia meme?
>>69523442
What broker do you use?
>>69523447
Got 30 mins left and it looks like it's a box to box game with players just launching balls at the goalie; I'm confident another will come, very confident.
>>69523453
Eastbridge
What's everyone's roi? 9.7% here after 1,455 bets (asia and betfair probably 95% of these)
>>69523299
worst advice ever, why /bet/ is so clueless in one post.
>>69523449
\___/
>>69523442
Well you say this yet there is no verified proof.
Why dont you start a paid TT? 5% in asia is really good.
>>69523472
mollybet?
Kohlschreiber strolling, that 1.50 looking like it should've been 1.10
>>69523476
Bet you put on an American proxy just for the extra nibs pmsl
>>69523397
>He hasn't been on the derfell meme tips
Also, anyone notice that when Albania posts so does Euan straight away? Make it less obvious fraudie
>>69523473
19.7% on all bookies, tipsters, sports, since 1st Jan.
>>69523313
I didn't know you could get unique IPs, will look into it. Thanks, SP!
>>69523327
Seems unneccesary desu but mite b cool. Thanks, pretend Jew!
>>69523489
He'll say something about not wanting to give his edge away.
>>69523489
If I'm profitable why would I need people to pay me to remain so?
>>69523498
What's your take on the Newport matches that are about to start?
A Karlovic / JPS accy sounds good, not sure if I wanna get on Baghdatis
>>69523519
>Set up a private TT with no followers
>Tip all Asia bets
>Post TT link here after 2 weeks and accept followers
>Verified (more or less) tipping record will vindicate you
>Become king of /bet/
Easy
>>69523569
I'm new, what is Asia please?
>>69523511
That's class, only started tracking since start of March myself.
>>69523569
>needing validation
>>69523505
absolutely not
>>69523569
PMSL, why do you think anyone would do that?
>>69523582
Oops, meant to post as Albania.
>>69523577
Asia (Listeni/ˈeJʒə, ˈeJʃə/) is Earth's largest and most populous continent, located primarily in the eastern and northern hemispheres. Asia covers an area of 44,579,000 square kilometers, about 30% of Earth's total land area and 8.7% of the Earth's total surface area. The continent, which has long been home to the majority of the human population[3][not in citation given], was the site of many of the first civilizations. Asia is notable for not only its overall large size and population, but unusually dense and large settlements as well as vast barely populated regions within the continent of 4.4 billion people. The boundaries of Asia are traditionally determined as that of Eurasia; the division between Europe and Asia as two different continents is a historical and cultural construct, as there is no clear physical and geographical separation between them. The most commonly accepted boundaries place Asia to the east of the Suez Canal, the Ural River, and the Ural Mountains, and south of the Caucasus Mountains and the Caspian and Black Seas.[4] It is bounded on the east by the Pacific Ocean, on the south by the Indian Ocean and on the north by the Arctic Ocean.
>>69523511
Find this v hard to believe following you on tipstertube unless you either stake big sums on your bubblegum bets or follow some WORLD tipsters
>>69523599
he deletes losses from his spreadsheet if they "shouldnt have lost" pmsl
>>69523582
>hypocrisy
>>69523577
The continent Hass originated from and brings shame to daily
>>69523447
>>69523470
PLEASE went VERY large
>>69523598
pml
>>69523577
Asian bookmakers. Harder to profit off because they don't carry as much games but have far higher stake limits and don't limit you for being successful
>>69523598
Thanks. Took me 4 days to find out UAC/DAC. Guess it'll take a week to find what Asia is.
>>69523613
10 minutes
>>69523622
No you don't Euan
>>69523622
No you dont pmsl
>-29.38%
Yield
37.5%
Win Ratio
-23.5
Profit
9
Total Tips
33%
Verified Tips
>>69523613
>>69523627
I'm still not worried, it'll happen.
>>69523627
there's 20 minutes left baka
>betting on team called chrobry
serves me right
>>69523632
Are you schizophrenic?
You are aware that T4tW is you, right?
Strange man.
>>69523639
Went right over your head their la
>>69523669
*there ffs
>>69523632
Hmm must be mostly bookie bets
who /VPS/ here?
THE FIX IS IN
THE FIX IS IN
THE FIX IS IN
PMSL IS YOU WEREN'T ON
>>69523676
What does FFS mean? I know about UAC and DA so don't try to trick me
>>69523683
over 2.5 and team 1 over 1.5 goals
>>69523658
Dissociative identity disorder and schizophrenia are two different disorders.
>>69523644
PLEASE
>>69523683
Me.
>>69523644
>He thinks my bad luck won't be enough to keep the score at 1-2
Envy your optimism tbqh
>>69523693
How much you in for?
>>69523680
14% ROI in asia on T4tW bets desu
So emosh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2CeDSR6rz8
>>69523684
MADMAN
>>69523710
hunnid
>>69523552
I never bet on Karlovic period unless it's an over, don't have the stomach to just hope the tiebreaks go well.
Would rather take Almagro, Baghdatis over these random Aussies. Newport is the memeiest of tourneys just have to watch out
>>69523711
Any chance of a free sub for your best mate ARP?
>>69523736
To be fair you gave out plenty shouts to Euan when you were crushing it seems only fair
>>69523712
ham faced tory cunt.
food bank use in 2010 was 60,000 today it's 1.1m
smug cunt
>>69523718
I won't lie. The last 10 minutes, I'm getting slightly worried. However, my magic seems to be more prevalent too in those last 10 minutes usually. I haven't given up hope yet.
>they weren't on the fix that was at odds of 250/1 that I put £300 on
>I didn't tip it here for obvious reasons
Why do you lids even bet?
>>69523772
please PLEASE G-d
are they playing murderball? Injury break every minute
>>69523829
so lot's of added time hopefully right?
>>69523829
Looks like it. Very frustrating indeed.
>>69523836
Hopefully.
Anyone picking Dallas on MLS @3.15 today?
>>69523842
>>69523829
RED CARD PLEASE SCORE NOW
>>69523761
v v misleading statistic because before 2010 job centres weren't allowed to refer people to food banks and then they changed it
Whats the verdict on matched betting lads?
Seems with bookies trying to outdo each other on bonuses more and more, this would be easy money.
>>69523845
Waiting patiently for a Derfel tip on the MLS games
>>69523856
3 mins
>>69523856
I think it's over.
>>69523922
>>69523884
can i get A REFUND
>>69523937
It's bullshit. Not sure what happened in the second half. Looked like murder ball.
>>69523945
depressed so gonna play roulette
remember YOU did this
>>69523965
Can't blame me for their incompetence.
>>69523711
>>69523736
Please respond
>>69523980
if I don't make it back, gonna find a bridge....
best hope... for your conscience's sake...
>>69523995
My conscience is clean.
>>69523995
Everytime I lose a tip. I cut myself because I know I lost people money.
Lads wtb on the karlovic match? Dancevic has better record H2H
I never root for anyone to ever lose but /bet/ has changed that. The sooner you all lose everything and leave the thread, the better.
>>69524044
must be cut to shreds this week hass
>>69524062
Explain
>>69524062
The only ones who lose are the ones that follow Euan
How have TT's tips done today?
>>69524060
OVER 25
Get on Pinzolo handis, Roma isn't going to hit 10-0
Wish Hass posted more info
>>69524140
This. So SO infuriating. Why the fuck am I paying £40/month for tips with no info???
>>69524064
Pmsl
>>69524102
Haven't played yet lid
>>69524013
LOST
>>69524162
You pay for Hass' tips?
>>69524187
Yes, dont you?
>>69524162
TEARS.
>>69524136
lol. They probably get 20
same number 4 times in a row FUCK roulette
>>69524234
Well see Mr Smartiepants
Dresden best make a comeback
PMSL. That's it. I am jinxed. Literally can't win a single bet.
Meh, Roma was o7.5, didn't believe
>>69524140
Dresden tip? I recommended overs. Even that is a bit of a gamble, they have a new lineup for the upcoming season in 2. Bundesliga and one of their top scorers is sick. They should still win though, got lots of fans where they are playing and I heard like 3k fans planned to come see the game, doubt they're gonna disappoint them.
