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Previous: >>69478243
News:
UFC sold for $4 billion to WME-IMG and MSD capital.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/11/business/dealbook/ufc-sells-itself-for-4-billion.html?_r=0
Hendo vs Bisping 2 Official for UFC 204
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/10/12138614/dana-white-says-michael-bisping-to-fight-dan-henderson-next-possibly
schaub
First for ronda
Did you see that, early threat autist?
/heem/ went to 500 posts and beyond. There was no thread war, no shitposts, nothing.
You are not needed here.
Third for Rich Piano could literally heem the fuck out of everyone ITT
>>69485194
requsting the version with 35 pumpkin spice lattes
You didnt put /Aldo/ in the OP
>>69485206
Did you notice thread wars started around the time of the Brock rumors and ended after UFC 200?
Really makes me think.
How badly would Brock get wrecked by Schaub? Schaub probably has better hands than Hunt, quicker and more accurate for sure which would make Lesnar very hesitant on the feet. On the ground Schaub would have a huge advantage too since he has some of the best BJJ in the UFC. Brock wouldn't be able to just lay on top of Schaub without getting caught in a sub. I just don't see anyway that Brock could win it.
>>69485236
>le walk backwards for 5 rounds man
Why did the sicilians sell their company to the jews?
Firas Zahabi is taking questions for his Lesnar-Hunt and Aldo-Edgar II breakdown.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4s98r6/post_fight_analysis_lesnar_vs_hunt_collecting/
Could Brock beat Frankie and Aldo at the same time?
>>69485277
>>69485277
Who?
>>69485294
probably, he'd kill frankie within 10 seconds
beneil dariush vs dustin porier
who wins
>>69485256
I know he won, but he did nothing to make the fight entertaining. fought like a complete pussy.
Reminder that Frankie was a hypejob
>>69485366
Why hasn't /asp/ left us
>>69485360
Porier
>>69485294
He'd use Frankie to kill Aldo.
>>69485366
>risking your win bonus on trying to be entertaining
Pretty psyched about the sale tbqh. Means well be getting more fight companions from rogan since hes going to be out by next month
>>69485245
He'd jump over brocks takedown attempts for sure
>Brock Lesnar is fighting in SummerSlam against Randy Orton
the fuck?
>>69485402
He was risking a title shot as well. If he lost, he'd be in no position to Fight for the belt even if Edgar beat McGregor. Can't blame him.
what did he mean by this?
>>69485245
Schaub is dogshit
>UFC is now WME (who has a partnership with Turner broadcasting)
>UFC is now WCW
Can't wait for scripted fights and storylines.
>>69485406
Dana is implying he's staying though. Not that he hasn't lied before.
>>69485448
So this means next podcast is delayed?
>>69485435
At least for now, UFC 200 was just a one-time dealio for him
>>69485297
>>69485256
>>69485366
Sure is casual in here today
so what did Nick The Tooth do to get kicked out of Lookin for a Goof?
>>69485536
he found a goof
>>69485360
*poirier
i always get his name wrong
>His c-chin is d-deleted xD
sweet maymay famalam
>>69485572
If Conor tags Aldo like that he is going to sleep. Again.
>>69485572
gonna get heemed against conor anyway
Looking for a Fight isn't the same without The Tooth.
How can I watch Dana and the Goof Troupe if the Goof Troupe isn't there?
>>69485487
worth enough, he made like 2.5 million isn't that right?
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 3m
Hearing PPV figures for 200 in the 1-1.25 million buys range. Biggest underperformance in organization history?
Fights off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7nMAGcbyeI
>>69485610
>>69485612
He ate a left from Conor before jumping head first into the one that took him out. People act like Conor has ungodly power. Besides, Conor is significantly slower than Frankie. Aldo will be a ghost in there and turn Conor into a mashed potato.
>>69485479
At this point the opposite of what dana says is usually the likely outcome. Besides rogaine himself said he wouldnt renew his contract if the company did sell. We should find out today when he talks to sonnen
>>69485626
"All they had to do was ask!"
>>69485626
>there are people on here who don't check the person's twitter before even considering posts like this are legit
>>69485667
The money hungry slants that bought the company wouldve prob allowed him to. Hopefully they tell usada to fuck and bring back pride rules as well
Frankie is such a cuck, but he would still put Goober on his ass. His TDD consists of allowing himself to be taken down and hoping the dude on top gets tired.
>>69485659
Conor is going to murder that monkey are you really deluded enough to believe otherwise?
>>69485691
Did he already delete it? Looks like Dana sent him to Bellator again.
>Former """""Bantamweight""""" Champion,
>>69485760
Aldo has won every rematch he fought. Conor is about to lose the only rematch he's fought. Don't get tears in your poutine when Aldo finally puts the meme to rest.
>>69485717
>money hungry slants
>William Morris Endeavor
>Headquarters: Beverly Hills, California, United States
>The company is run by Co-CEOs Ari Emanuel and Patrick Whitesell
>>69485453
Beat it you cheeto fingered nerd. You wouldn't know greatness if it slapped you in the face.
>>69485803
thicc, give me that over skin and bones any day.
>>69485813
Yeah and the poo in loo i talk to in tech support is really named jeff
>>69485626
The main event was WMMA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS1HO0R7Fes
the nose is live
>>69485866
I enjoyed it because I knew miesha would get BROWNED
>>69485881
JRE with Chael > this kike shit
>>69485881
Who are the guests lad
>>69485803
DAMN, RHONDA ROUSEY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*???
>>69485866
>face the pain
>>69485659
>He ate a left from Conor before jumping head first into the one that took him out
>>69485914
@dc_mma @joannamma @Ealvarezfight @malkikawa @BrianStann @TheDolceDiet @iamjohnpollock
>>69485626
>Jones is a retard
>Womens MMA main event
lmao
>>69485659
>He took two punches and one took him out
>>69485382
reminder that UFC needed a WWE guy to save their biggest event of all time because all the """""""""""""""fighters""""""""""" are vanilla midgets who can't draw
how many defenseless title changes does it take for a belt to become a meme?
>>69486013
2 (Two)
>>69486013
Only one if you lose it to Bisping
>>69486055
if only anderson didn't meme against chris, he would likely still be champ
>>69485257
>jews and italians control combat sports
>jews and italians control Hollywood
>jews and italians killed jesus
>>69485811
>Aldo has won every rematch he fought
He also never lost the initial fight of any rematch you retarded goof.
Truth is, Aldo is a better fighter than Goober but he has the mental strength of a 12 year old girl and is going to get heemed the fuck out once more.
We are going live with Chael Sonnen lads.
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>69486075
i never realised this connection between jews and sicilians
strange how some italians have jewish noses
Now that the """""" U.F.C."""""" is owned by shekelstein rather than Carmine what can we expect? Instead of head on aggressions and hot head decisions, backstage conspiracies, stealing, race mixing and just general jewery?
>>69486129
more shilling for sponsers
>UFC is sold
>Reebok deal is kill
>Usada deal is kill
What a day to be alive
>>69486091
Shael
>>69486129
You should prepare your anus m8
>>69486129
it will be more globalised
>mfw we will now have majority of events in china and americans get fucked on sleep scheduele
>>69485803
amyschumer.jpg
>>69486210
now you know how we bongs feel
>>69486176
>tfw Brady literally owns heem now
>>69486166
>UFC is sold
Yes.
>Reebok deal is kill
>Usada deal is kill
No.
>>69486166
>Wanting USADA to leave
UFC has been a lot better since it came in.
>>69486223
>>69486239
its been chaos but in a good way
>>69485940
That's a good lineup desu
>>69485572
>frankie edgar has power
lmao
Who is Tim Kennedy fighting in November?
>its a "Brazilians are the biggest fight fans episode"
where's my hue flags at?
>tfw my boy could heem every here
>>69486210
It's not a chinese company you literal retards
>>69486262
will rose win in her upcoming fight ?
i am worried for her if she wins and gets a title shot against jj, she aint ready yet
>>69486264
belal muhammed
>>69486264
isis
>>69486290
If they're paying $4 billion, the owners obviously think they can expand into China.
>>69486176
How much control does Bobby have?
Hes unironically a great person to have in the mix.
>>69485323
HE PULLED FRANKIE OUT OF ALDO'S ASS... AND BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!
>>69486296
joanna showed she has a glass chin. rose will delete her chin.
>>69485479
Off the top of my head
>Women will never fight in the UFC
>The UFC is not for sale
>Tito and I are done
I know there are more I'm missing
>>69486309
why not expand into japan or korea ? japan at least has a history of mma
>>69486279
whos your boy?
>>69486296
i can't wait for waifuwars, gonna be epic family
>>69486339
rose will be outboxed
>>69486352
Because China dwarfs both of those places combined 10 times over.
>>69486378
chinese will illegally stream ufc, they will never buy ppv
just ask shane mcmahon
>>69486210
AUSTRALIANS WIN AGAIN
>>69486296
Probably, she's facing a decisionater.
Chael sticking up for Wandy
>>69486378
ufc doesn't have a yao ming or lin
>>69486296
rose wins but loses against jj
plus i do not think she will even get a title shot yet
>Chael got molested in a broom closet by someone pretending to USADA.
>>69486424
The most popular UFC fighter in the US is Irish.
>>69486445
Canadian.
>>69486445
bOrk is Canadian, you goof.
>>69485448
>muh mental illness
>>69486445
canadian and part timer
>>69486445
HOW MANY BINGS TILL JRE
>>69486309
They should first start off trying to get better talent if they still can't beat UFC100's PPV sales.
>>69486490
genetic lottery winner right there
>>69486129
They'll push UFC as a global sport hard for the next 5-10 years. I welcome it desu, better than povertyball.
>>69486493
Live now family.
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>69486503
if only he could box as good as he looks like he could
>>69486500
What? They most definitely broke those sales and nobody in their right mind would say the UFC is less talented now.
>>69486522
Boxers don't look like that.
>Chael putting on a clinic in being heel of the company
How can mandrama even compete?
The damage control on Jones being a drug cheat is so damn transparent.
>>69486664
Protein powder causes positiv drug tests bro
>>69486664
Off the bat he was saying selling out was the greatest thing ever. Chael knows what side his bread is buttered on.
>>69486678
I can't tell you what he popped for because we haven't found what supplements are tainted with it yet.
>Brock breaks Nevada attendance record for UFC
>Brock breaks Nevada gate record for UFC
How can manlets even compete?
Oh god this Makli Kawa guy is one slimey fuck.
>"Guys I swear the positive test is because of a supplement, but definitely not GAT, because GAT is awesome!"
>>69486729
They can't
Can I get some street fight heem webms please?
Bonus points for MMA-related fights, or funny filenames.
>>69486445
so? id say brock or ronda anyway
ESTROGEN BLOCKERS CONFIRMED
wew, based chael
>Jon popped for Estrogen blockers
>>69485448
>Man injured by police stun gun taken off life support, dies
>>69486738
He's based out of Florida, the same place where the Biogenesis Clinic baseball scandal occurred with guys like Alex Rodriguez. Other Kawa fighter's like Mir and Yoel have also popped. I don't think these are coincidences.
Damn Chael dropping some bombs.
Jones took estrogen blockers?
THE CITY OF CHAEL SONNEN.
CHAEL WILL GIVE US JONES VS DC @UFC 205: MSG
CAP THIS POST
Reminder that all of you from eu are cucks who are afraid to fight 5'8 148lbs guy
SONNEN REVEALS THAT JONES HAD TESTED POSITIVE FOR
ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
>ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
>ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
>ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
>ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
>ESTROGEN BLOCKERS
>>69486825
>Brock
Has fought once in 5 years.
>Ronda
Hasn't fought in over a year.
No. Conor would headline a card with both of those people on it.
>>69486862
I'll fight you any place, any time buddeh.
>>69486867
ronda's comeback would headline over conor
DONT BRING THE DOG OUT BRO
Malki not saying what Jones tested positive for because he is still searching for excuses
>>69486927
1) Conor will have been on like 3 cards since she left if she even returns in September
2) Conor has better opponents/rivalries. Hard to sell Ronda vs. all of these WBW title holders dropping like flies
>>69486950
well, they just got btfo by chael on jre
>>69486935
>There's fear and darkness all around you
>>69486927
>ronda's comeback
lol, she's never coming back.
BIGG RIGG IS STILL MY BOY
>When they find God
>Sage got paid literally double what TJ Dillashaw got at 200
Top kek
What are estrogen blockers?
>>69486984
I can't wait until Khabib rips Eddie's head off
>>69486998
When you juice and don't want bitch tits.
>>69486998
Steroid users use them to stop from growing titties. That's all I know.
>>69486994
>His ground game is still trash
>Instead of training we are supposed to "watch him learn and figure it out" in the cage
>it's a mandrama is still here episode
>>69486998
block estrogen production leads to an increase of testosterone in your body
>>69486960
Ronda vs. Cyborg would decimate anything other than Conor vs. Aldo 2 if Conor beats Nate.
>>69487038
Yeah you should leave.
>>69487048
That fight will never happen. You might as well be talking about Conor vs Brock
>Hunt making $700,000
Based.
>>69487048
Conor vs GSP would destroy anything with the name Ronda on it.
>>69487048
Ronda would never fight Cyborg.
Ronda is not coming back unless its to fight a can for a big pay day and then retire.
>>69486960
ronda vs holly II will be huge, ronda vs cyborg too
>>69486994
link to payouts?
>>69486998
When you have abnormally high amounts of testosterone or testosterone-derivatives in your body (that is to say, when you're using steroids), your body will produce more estrogen. If you have really high estrogen levels, you start to grow tits, have mood swings, get acne etc - basically all the stereotypical roid side effects. Obviously that's not something you want, so you take estrogen blockers to get the benefits of steroids without the downsides of high estrogen.
TESTAGEN
Who /gatsupplements/ here?
>joe bringing up cuckolding again
>I'll promote it for a month for free
We /TestAgen™/ now
>cuckhold shit
>>69487122
>>69487122
>>69487122
>>69487122
>>69487122
>>69487075
>tj only 25/25
wtf
rogaine is a fucking cuck jesus christ
>it's a Joe talks cuckolding episode
Joe thinks that guy is skinny?
>>69487131
how is he not embarassed to say stuff like that?
wtf rogan driving the meme into the dirt...
>THIS IS LIKE SOME KEKOLD TYPE SHIT
W E W
>>69487131
The front guy doesn't even look like a negro, just fake tanned up.
>>69487100
Ronda vs. Holly II is the last big card in that division. Conor is fighting at 3 different weights.
>>69487025
>>69487030
>>69487047
>>69487106
Thanks lads, Jones confirmed for steroids?
Link to what you're watching?
>>69487175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>69487075
dillashaw barely getting paid kek
>>69487175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS1HO0R7Fes
>>69487197
how is that guy small? and how is this related to cuckolding
fucking rogan is autistic af
>yfw joe bought into the cuck meme
>>69487216
Chael's fake laugh was like nails on a chalkboard.
Where were you when Joe Rogan fell for the le cück meme 1 year too late?
I hope I die before my fifties, he literally became a grandpa
>>69487216
Rogan knows he could never be like the dude in the middle picture because he's a short little fucker.
>>69487193
Thanks senpai, what have I missed so far?
>>69487149
ronda vs holly/tate/nunes(for the title) would all be big. i even think tate vs holly would be decent
>>69486998
Literally in the fucking name
>>69487234
yep
but atleast he isnt the one who brought weird shit up in the convo
what are you even supposed to do in a situation like that?
I'd probably just ask what 'cuckolding' is, even when I know
>>69487244
jones took estrogen blockers, rogan tries to sell the idea that the supplements contained something, and that eating kangaroo meat, and meat from Russia and China, can cause an athlete to test positive.
>>69487122
>60 bucks for 120 pills
s-should I do it lads?
>>69487245
Holly is old. Tate is broken. Nunez is a who. We'll see if Ronda even comes back. Meanwhile Conor is headlining another card that will break records.
>>69487280
Thanks again Macedonia
>>69487301
>Nunez is a who
Damn casuals
>>69487236
cuck is 2 years old you newfaggot
>>69487309
NP
I wish they would talk more about ufc 200
>>69487317
No one fucking cares
>>69487150
Pretty much, it's not a direct confirmation but there's not really any other reason to take estrogen blockers if you're a healthy male.
I suppose Jones could have some weird medical condition that was being treated with estrogen blockers, but if that was the case you'd think that he would have immediately disclosed that/cleared it with USADA in advance.
>TRT Vitor
I love memes.
>>69487357
>>>/reddit/
>>69487392
>Sea Level Cain
>>69487400
Good one faggot, you sure got me
>omg cuck started 2 years ago you fucking nigger newfag IM AN ASPIE
when is hector lombard fighting next anyway?
i love it when that roided 2% bodyfat half round cardio capacity mantlet gets heemd
Why's Jones definitely getting 2 years but Yoel got 6 months? Does it depend on what you pop for? They were both tainted sups
>>69487317
Are you proud to know that information, anon?
I have no doubt that Jones was on steroids, but can USADA actually give him a suspension for "testing positive" in such an indirect manner? It seems like a major stretch to consider estrogen blockers a PED by themselves. IMO banned substances should be restricted to things that actually enhance performance.
>Estrogen blockers
>>69487440
probably because of all of jones other shit
I could literally beat any here in a fight and I wouldn't just win I would win handily
I could easily fuck each and every one of you pathetic sacks of shit up beyond all recognition
I would have to exercise restraint to not kill you all that's how badly the beating would be
You would literally be in the hospital sucking your meals through a straw and shitting and pissing in a diaper for at least 6 months before you could even muster the strength to leave your hospital bed
Fuck you all
>>69487440
>They were both tainted sups
Jones wasn't. It's what he's said but USADA will probably disagree.
>>69487462
Bisping pls. You've already got your dinosaur fight, move on bud.
>>69487290
its cheaper just to pin test
>>69487462
come try to heem me nigel
>>69487465
Well it hasn't been confirmed has it? If it is will he just get the 6 months?
>>69487459
Would that even factor into it?
http://m.sherdog.com/news/news/Victor-Conte-Jon-Jones-Low-Testosterone-Levels-Before-UFC-182-Highly-Suspicious-80631
Estrogen blockers makes complete sense
>>69487440
It's a question of proof, if Jones can prove that it really was tainted supps and he took them unknowingly, his suspension will be reduced like Yoel's.
Obviously both him and Yoel are full of shit and using "tainted supplements" as a cover story, but if they're able to provide convincing evidence that it was an "accident" and USADA isn't able to provide counter-evidence that it was intentional, they have to reduce the suspension.
>>69487491
>Well it hasn't been confirmed has it?
Sonnen just said he tested positive for estrogen blockers. That's not a 6-month suspension.
FEDOR HAS NOTHING TO BE PROUD ABOUT
SPARKLING FIGHT
>>69487443
I'm okay testing for circumstantial substances if the suspension is reduced.
I'd give the guy 6 months if he comes in with his head down. Unfortunately the NSAC is on the rag.
>>69487499
Oh wow you did it again!!! So ebon!!!
Rogan's Velasquez nuthuggery is hilarious, the guy has a dogshit resume, Werdum, JDS and Nog all piss on him.
>>69487491
If it is tainted sups Jon gets 1 year because he tested positive for two substances and USADA stack punishments.
>>69487438
should fight Hendricks when he is forced to move up
>>69487491
How hard is Google, faggot
>>69487522
>JDS pisses on Cain
did you miss the 2 fights where Cain battered him?
>>69487522
No they dont
>>69487525
>Johny Hendricks at MW
>>69485177
Fucking based
>>69487541
Obviously not head-to-head, but his list of wins is much better.
>>69487546
Er, yeah they do. List their top wins side-by-side and Cain is nowhere near the discussion.
>Bisking is GOAT
>Chris is a fluke
Finally the dust has settled.
Glad Rogaine and Chael see Bisping/Hendo being pretty legit
>>69487525
No fighter has looked more affected by USADA than Johnny hendricks holy fuck he looks like he aged 10 years.
>>69487555
Er, no they don't.
And I think its pretty clear to see Cain is an overall better fighter than Nogueira and JDS, by far
>>69487555
Doesn't matter, Cain in his prime beats every mma fighter who has ever competed.
BASED HENDO DRUNK SINCE SATURDAY
bisping vs chael II when?
GSP will fight winner of Woodley/Lawler at MSG
Just my prediction, don't quote me on that hahahaha
