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Upcoming events:

7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
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Previous:>>69473990

News:

UFC sold for $4 billion to WME-IMG and MSD capital.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/11/business/dealbook/ufc-sells-itself-for-4-billion.html?_r=0

Hendo vs Bisping 2 Official for UFC 204
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/10/12138614/dana-white-says-michael-bisping-to-fight-dan-henderson-next-possibly
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Joanna x 209
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TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
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Brendan Schaub was robbed against Andrei Arlovski
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scoggins
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>>69478251
beautiful white babies
make american great again and fucking breed as many white babies as you can
specially white warrior babies
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Powerful edition
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>China solves MMA
>half asian GOATs dominate every weight class
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You giving me that dick tonight, Cain?
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just posting shit
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/r/ing webms of JJ and Claudia
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Feel so underwhelmed about 200 and the whole fight week desu lads. There were a load of fights I was really looking forward to seeing but basically all of those fights ended up being one sided rape fests:

>RDA meme'd on by Alvarez
>Gomi meme'd on by Miller
>Sanchez meme'd on by Lauzon
>Silva meme'd on by DC
>Tate meme'd on by Nunez
>Lovely Claudinha wrestlefucking for 2 round then meme'd on for 3
>Hunto getting wrestlefucked
>Aldo and Frankie swing and miss for 5 rounds like the first fight

Though Aldo vs Edgar was probably the best fight I don't feel like any of the others were good, or even competitive. Just one sided lol fests.
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Is she even relevant anymore?

https://www.instagram.com/rondarousey/
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>>69478299
As long as people keep talking about her, yes
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>>69478292
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>>69478251
two of the most fucked up faces in MMA honestly
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>>69478310
>dat lady like stagger from Claudia at :05

Any pre-roid pics of Claudia?
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>>69478292
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>>69478243
post your old joe pics in respect of his retirement
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>>69478292
3
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Webm of that fat piece of shit getting heem liver kicked by Anderson?
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>>69478292
4
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>>69478354
claudia is tough, her nose survived joanna
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>>69478292
5
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Lesnar wont be able to cope with hunts punches they said
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>>69478353
Best I've got
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Based Callen in new Looking for a Fight
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>>69478371
Anyone think Cormier sold the kick really well to maybe get the crowd more into the fight and silence the boos?
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Who /sea level Cain/ here?

Honda probably shit herself when her man get hit with that first wheel kick
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>>69478380
I haven't watched the last 3 or 4 of those now
I've been meaning to but it is what it is

Might never get round to it
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>>69478396
Nope. That's a painful shot. Silva dug the ball of the foot right into his ribs. Wrestlers don't react well to body shots for some reason. Cormier said after he knew he couldn't take a shot like that again.
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>>69478396
No
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>>69478409
After that shot I was rooting so hard for Silva to somehow get that KO
I think everyone in that arena was

I feel sorry for DC, he didn't seem to realise people were cheering him and falling on his side after this Jones thing, but they found his performance boring as shit so they booed it and in turn booed him. He could have won some people over this week
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>>69478434
I dont know why he wouldnt want to try to make this non serious fight entertaining
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Johny Hendricks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3qaQ1KRrgo
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>>69478486
Beast
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>>69478396
All shots hurt, he couldn't keep a poker face because he just wasn't really in the mood to fight Anderson, and he already had 3 rounds in the bag, he was just waiting for the fight to be over.
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>>69478396
No that legit looked painful.
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>>69478455
because he fights to fucking win and he'll do whats most likely to get him that win.
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>>69478455
He literally stood to make six or seven figures more if he won than if he lost, putting that money on the line to silence a few upset fans is retarded.
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SCHAUB IS CANCER INCARNATED
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Brock vs Derrick Lewis next

Then do Brock vs Heavyweight champion for retirement fight
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>$4 billion

wut
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>>69478396
>casual: the post
yeah, good analysis, there, man!
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>>69478619
Nah, little for Brock to gain in that.

Brock vs Werdum

Brock shocks us and wins.
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So the chinks didn't buy the UFC? Too bad.
Also, post your yfw Hendo reheem Bong and becomes MW champ at 45
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>>69478455
I feel like he did at some points
He engaged in standup at times when I don't feel it was necessary
Silva could do nothing to stop his takedowns
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>>69478474
http://www.ufc.com/media/UFC-200-johny-hendricks-Backstage-Interview

hit me right in the feels
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>>69478672
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Who here is hyped for Army Man vs Gay Jesus 2: Electric Boogaloo
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>>69478260
I thought this was a meme

Are latinos actually considered white in the USA?
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>>69478672
I don't like johny all that much but man I kinda feel for him. hope he manages to figure his shit out and do better.
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>>69478704
Tim gonna fuck that dude up now that he's off the jesus juice
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>>69478730
Is Tim getting off the juice too?
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>>69478711
It's just them shifty illegals up to their tricks again
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>>69478371
shit i didn't realize he landed with the ball of the foot. that's some karate shit
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Dan Henderson KO's Bisping and vacates the belt.

What is the next move?
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>>69478755
its a mt teep breh

>>69478761
florida
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>>69478761
depends on what the rest of the top 5 do in their next fights.
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>>69478736
Army Man is possibly the cleanest fighter in the sport. He gets tested a shit ton in the special forces so there is no possible way that he is on any juice.
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>>69478781
lol

why would an army test for a substance that makes better soldiers?
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>>69478761
Run with Trump as VP, the only sensible move to make.
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>>69478802
Roids don't make better soldiers potato farmer
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>>69478820
Then they don't make better fighters
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>>69478486

Fat car man is right
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>>69478711
Not a meme, they consider you a "non-black Hispanic"

Every time I fill out a government form, I get a laugh at how retarded it is.
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>>69478826
it depends it obviously didn't make ken shamrock a better fighter. THe US army definitely doesdrug testing look it up at least
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>I think Tim Kennedy is natty
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>>69478765
It's not a teep m8. It's a round kick landing with the ball of the foot. Pretty easy to break your toes doing it. Silva shows it at demonstrations all the time.
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>>69478866
More like they collect piss and blood samples to help them in their efforts to develop genetically engineered super soldiers
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>>69478867
>I don't do any research about US Army drug testing
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>>69478867
he has been tested 5 times so far, also been tested a ton of times by the US army
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>>69478879
could you at least do a little bit of research if you're gonna argue this topic?
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>goofs think this is natty
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>>69478672
:,(
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>>69478896
>doing research

You think the US Army is going to publicize the unethical practices they engage in?
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>>69478907
fucking google search it at least cause you're making yourself look retarded. He gets tested a fuckton by the special forces
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>>69478907
train hard, creatine, protein, wala
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>>69478881
implying there is such a thing. go away
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>>69478923
Can Joanna posting be a thing?
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>>69478925
not only does he get tested my US Army but hes also been tested by usada a shit ton. Any supplement he takes, he goes to USADA first and asks them if its ok
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>>69478927
I wonder if Tim actually believes he's clean
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>>69478929
>>69478925
yall are fucking retarded you can't even join the US armed forces without passing a drug test
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Schaub is a good UFC fighter
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>>69478953
>not accepting facts
>refusing to do any research
>repeating the same shit
>being this fucking retarded
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>>69478964
You can get prescribed HGH while serving duty m8.
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>>69478980
>muh facts
>muh research
>muh government wouldn't lie

This is the US Army we're talking about. You think everything they do is out in the open for everyone to see?

No because that would be retarded
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>>69479013
>>69479021
you are both ignoring the fact that he has been tested multiple times by USADA and passed though
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>>69479045
So have a lot of fighters. Even fighters who have subsequently failed.

And all it would take is a a phone call from a big scary top secret general and those results would be thrown in the shredder anyway
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>>69478881
>the US army doesn't want testosterone fuelled roid ragers
when did this happen?
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>>69479045
means nothing, just look at lesnar.
if you actually believe lesnar is natty you seriously need to kys and not even think about reproducing.
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>>69479064
which fighters have subsequently failed? if this was true they wouldn't have popped jon jones 2 days befor the biggest event in ufc history, USADA doesn't fucking play.

Also i encourage you to try to join the US military system without passing a series of drug tests
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>>69479077
He's white boy who's jacked, get over it.
>>69479067
idk why they do it i just know that they do it. don't roids affect youre judgement? you don't a top soldier roid raging with a powerful weapon and attacking a fellow US soldier
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>>69479093
I hope you're intelligent enough to understand that everything has to do with TIMING.
USADA tests you randomly, making it much harder to run a cycle but doesn't make it impossible.
HGH is out of your system within 24 hours, and USADA doesn't test every single day.
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>>69479123
>you don't a top soldier roid raging with a powerful weapon and attacking a fellow US soldier

man this shit is so cringy why even bother talking about roids when you have no clue about them?
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>>69479123
>roid raging
well meme'd, friend
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>>69479093
>i encourage you to try to join the US military system

>Ameridumbs
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>>69479128
we get it you overcooked hotdog looking motherfucker, you roid. no one cares about your natty policing though.
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>>69479150
>>69479148

I don't fucking take roids how the fuck am i supposed to know everything about them. I don't know everything about them, that's why I asked "don't roids affect your judgement?"
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>>69479206
But you know everything about the roiding practices of the US military?
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>>69479221
no i just know how to do a littlebit of fucking research. I just know that you get tested a fuckton
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>>69479206
Only high doses of androgenic steroids like tren can affect your mood in a "roid raging" way.
but every uneducated normie thinks injecting 250mg test-e /w makes you a meathead.
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>>69479077
Fuck BJ Penn, most overrated fighter in history
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>ufc fighters make fun of each others rankings over twitter
something about this is just hilarious
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>>69479123
I'm pretty sure they don't test for them regularly, since they're expensive tests
They probably test for illegal drugs (weed, coke, meth, heroin, etc)
Also, a lot of PEDs are legal
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>I pay for and support a sport that consists of two humans beat each other to a pulp.
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>>69479259
i've heard that it depends on what branch of military you're in. One guy said that he was only tested a few times in his entire time in the army. I've read stuff from SF soldiers though that the drug testing is more hardcore in SF
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>>69479271
only real sport m8, everything else is just games
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>>69479271
i laughed when that bull figher got merced
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>>69479249
>Al Iaquinta hasn't won a fight in over 18 months yet is still the #12 LW in the world

I thought 155 was the most stacked division?
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>>69479271
>I pay for and support a """"""""""sport"""""""""" that consists of two humans beat each other to a pulp.
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>>69479271
if combat sports stopped existing you could argue that the world would be worse off because of it.

it's an extremely common story how a fighter has a dark shitty past and they've turned their life around thanks to prize fighting.

brain damage is literally the only sad thing.
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>>69479338
His last fight was a win against a welterweight and he's on a 4 fight win streak.
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>>69479338
Silva hasn't won a fight in 4 years and is ranked #5.
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>>69479271
>I pay

Had to stop you right there m8
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>>69479371
>a win

casual pls leave
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>>69479382
with his record recently Silva should just be cut. he can't beat anyone in the top 15
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>>69479395
Sorry casual but you have to win 2 rounds to win a decision.
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>>69479430
Good thing Masvidal won three then eh?
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>>69479443
Then why did he lose the fight?
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>>69479460
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/6071/Al-Iaquinta-vs-Jorge-Masvidal
bad judging looks like
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>>69479460
he didn't
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>>69479323
me too
>>69479360
so you're saying that maniacs that make millions and drive aroud supercars deserve all the attention because there is a sport that makes bashing another man's skull legal?
I'm not hating, it's just that 9 out of 10 of the fighters are stupid as shit, uneducated as fuck that if you take away the fighting sports away from them they become useless.
>>69479386
haven't seen a stupidest ideia as pay per views in my life.
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No meme answers here, best pound for pound of all time?
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>>69479271
1. I don't pay a dime
2. I'd pay if they gave them weapons and revived the gladiator days.
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>>69479479
Actually he did

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Iaquinta#Mixed_martial_arts_record
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>>69479491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGBygI1PJY8
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>>69479460
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>>69479491
Brock
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>>69479504
Nope
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>>69479491
>Boxing
Sugar Ray Robinson
>Jiu Jitsu
Marcello Garcia
>Judo
Yasuhiro Yamashita
>Kickboxing
Buakaw Banchamek
>MMA
Georges St. Pierre
>Muay Thai
Samart Payakaroon
>Sumo
Asashoryu Akinori
>Wrestling - Freestyle
Buvaisar Saitiev
>Wrestling - Greco Roman
Alexander Karelian
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>>69479530
>kickboxing
Mr. Perfect
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>>69479566
No heavyweight memes. Those fags don't even have to fight actual Thais.
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>>69479530
>Eating
Ronda Rousey
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>>69479566
>The GOAT is a guy who lost to Bob Sapp twice
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>>69479582
No thai memes, just because every thai fighter weighs 90 pounds and is the size of a small child doesn't mean all heavyweights are automatically memes
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>>69479607
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>>69478672
He isn't wrong. I hope he finds his grove down the track.
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>tfw had a dream about my ex gf being a fight fan

what am i supposed to feel?
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>>69479530
If you're not undefeated you don't belong on that list
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1. Jones
2. St. Pierre
3. Aldo
4. Werdum
5. Mighty Mouse
6. Anderson
7. Fedor
8. Cruz
9. Velazquez
10. Robbie Lawler
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>Boxing
Sugar Ray Robinson
>Jiu Jitsu
Marcello Garcia
>Judo
Yasuhiro Yamashita
>Kickboxing
Semmy Schilt
>MMA
Georges St. Pierre
>Muay Thai
Ramon Dekker
>Sumo
Asashoryu Akinori
>Wrestling - Freestyle
Buvaisar Saitiev
>Wrestling - Greco Roman
Alexander Karelian
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>>69479711
>It's a Dutch poster using a proxy episode
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>>69479711
>Marcello Garcia

Hahahahahaha GI ONLY.
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Why didnt silva just fly the eagles on top of cormier?
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What was the ppv numbers for 200?
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>>69479865
7 ppv buys
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>K1 World Grand Prix (1993-2010)
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1399781

>K1 MAX (2002-2007)
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3290350


>Andy Hug
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3090588

>Andy Souwer
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2047205

>Artem Levin
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3219243

>Badr Hari
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1561088

>Buakaw Por Pramuk
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3044973

>Ernesto Hoost
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2023975

>Giorgio Petrosyan
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3257774

>Jerome Le Banner
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=442159

>Mike Zambidis
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3277016

>Peter Aerts
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4165802

>Remy Bonjasky
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1857321

>Semmy Schilt
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3040439
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>>69478672
i love you johny
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>nate diaz on lookin for a fight
>not talking to anyone
>just fucking around in the background on his phone
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New to MMA, whats a good fight to get me into it?
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>people who have nice bodies are on roids

lets stop this immediately.
lots of people who pop literally look like shit, they aren't mutually exclusive but the venn diagram doesn't have a huge cross section.
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>>69480087
Official list.
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>>69480112
Not really.
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>>69480087
old school: stephan bonnar vs forrest griffin 1
relatively new fight: rory mac vs robbie lawler

google search mma "fight of the year" and you'll get some great shit to check out. most websites ("publications") publish lists of the top fights from each year.
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>>69480123
Dear whoever the hell u are. Nobody gives a shit what u think /heem/ is always right and anons r pumped for my posts. Ur opinion=WGAF
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>>69479708
get that shit outta here.
silva or gsp are goat

this list is shit. i mean... cain velasquez? really?
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>>69480087
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>>69478672
Dammit Johny
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>>69480217
>dustin vs korean zombie

fucking wew lad i can't wait to see zombie back and dustin against some top LWs

i'm waiting for the day dustin and mcgregor 2 happens at lw. dustins showing at 145 was laughable
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>>69480202
The official list is not what you posted.
Your list=wgaf
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>>69480112
>mendes vs aldo 2

REEEEEEEEE frankie why did you empty the recycle bin on chads deleted chin we could have had 3

at least your quest for the belt is silenced by scarface. and people doubted him, lmao.
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>>69479708
GSP has a much better resume than Jones
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>>69480213
>Memederson Silva
>GOAT
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ALDO WAS JUICED TO THE GILLS

HE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO DODGE USADA

I REPEAT

BRAZILIANS FOUND A WAY TO DODGE USADA

(EXCEPT RDA, THAT'S WHY HE GOT EXPOSED, BUT HE TOO WILL FIGURE IT ONCE THE OTHER MONKEYS COMMUTE WITH HIM)

ALDO WAS JUICED TO THE GILLS
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>>69480087
Kazushi Sakuraba vs Royce Gracie
Mark Hunt vs Wanderlei Silva
Gilbert Melendez vs Diego Sanchez
Frankie Edgar vs Gray Maynard 2
Dan Henderson vs Shogun Rua
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>people will still meme about muh scared to get hit brock

Is it a matter of just accepting that some fighters will always have vehement haters looking to write them off? It's fucking heavyweight, being cautious about getting hit is high level fight IQ. You don't go into a fight with Rumble with the intention of taking his punches
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>>69480087
Matt Hughes vs frank trigg 2
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>>69480308
All athletes in all sports are juiced. Usada even tell you what the maximum level is. Rather than set a complete ban on even the slightest detection they set threshold levels because otherwise there would be noone left to compete. Its implicit that they are aware everyone is doing it but due to finanicial pressures etc they cant just ban everyone.
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>>69480366
Its like people forget its MIXED martial arts not fucking boxing
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>>69480414
Everybody on steroids.

You on steroids.
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>>69480366
He is scared to get hit though

You could see him immediately cover up in utter terror whenever he missed a takedown
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Is there a list of best meme fights?
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>>69480500
Depends on what you define as a meme fight.
Alvey vs Theodorou?
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>>69480529
Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000
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>>69480308

what happens if you just don't show up where USADA expects you to be?
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>>69480308
I was so pissed off at rogan delivering his "Aldo looks great again!" for that fight.

He didn't even look deflated in the mcgoobs fight for fucks sake, just admit you were wrong... i know your ego loves that you talked shit and aldo got beat but jesus. rogan is a bit of a prick..
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>>69480556
Fight of the year
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>>69480308
rda lives in the usa
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>>69480556

show some fucking respect
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>>69480500

nelson vs lewis
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>>69480366

Being cautious: timing and putting together combinations and defending during striking exchanges

Being scared: doing nothing but popping a jab and guarding up even when there's no danger

You're memeing more yourself with the "all heavyweight strikes are deadly!" point
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>>69480556
Way to set the bar at the highest level.
Meme fights that come to mind
>>69480529
Silva vs Maia
Silva vs Diaz
Every Sapp fight
Fedor vs Maldonado

To quickly name a few
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>>69480565
what happens if you just get USADA deported when they come to test you?
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>>69480633

were you on the gas in iceland?
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>>69480529
any diaz bro fight
any conor fight
any silva fight
any jones fight
any ronda fight
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>>69480660
Don't be putting my name with steroids m8

I'm major against that shit
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>>69480500
Genki Sudo vs
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>>69480699
WAR SUDO!
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How fat do you think Ronda will be now that Travis got destroyed by SLC?
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>>69480837
Cain throwing a wheel kick is funny as fuck
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>>69478975
Schaub is the /b/anana of /heem/
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>>69480837
imagine being as big and long as this and using your reach as effectively as this. lol. travis still my boy tho
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>>69480629
Bruno-Maynard was a meme fight this past Fight Night. Bruno's punch mechanics looked like a Ronda gif.
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>>69478672
god damn it get your sit together
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>>69480837

God, I wish that Cain had let him up at the last second so that we could have seen him give him a standing heem.
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guys imagine the hype if Brocks walkout song were this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZfbUlcM64I
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>>69480476
If he hadn't he'd have been knocked out.
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>>69478672
Lol.. Even he thinks he sucks..
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>>69481001
Will /asp/ ever leave us?
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U>>69480476
So having poor striking defence means you're scared to get hit now? So after a takedown is stuffed he should stand there and take a bomb to the face like a MUNNNNSTER?

Brock isn't a boxer, he isn't going to stand in front of someone ducking and wea ing and doing shoulder rolls. Not doing that doesn't mean he is scared. If you cant defend a punch well just back away and get out of punching distance, it's simple.
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>>69481003
there was a moment in the first round where he hit the fucking deck after Hunt threw a weak jab at his head. It didn't even land
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How can Cormier be so chubby and still look absolutely sick when he cuts? His face gets all gaunt yet he's still rocking a flab jacket. I don't understand.
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>>69479708
>No Khabib
opinion dismissed
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>>69480245

Yes it is. It's the spicy banger list. Fuck off.
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>>69481054
summer slams in august and you can post about it on /asp/
i think you're mistaken being in this thread , but do not worry! you're just a mouse click away
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>le walk backwards for 5 rounds man
>le lay on top for 3 rounds man
>le professional athlete who cant beat a part time actor man

Jesus christ what an embarassment
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>>69481109
>no darrell horcher
opinion: dismissed
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>>69481105
It looks like when he cuts he just stops eating and loses all muscle. Fuck knows, maybe a wrestler can fill us in on how they cut
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>>69479708
1. GSP
2. Aldo
3. Silva
4. Hughes
5. Jones
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>>69481061
Do you hate on Cruz because he doesn't put himself in a position to get punched?
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Lads does anyone know what the name of the song they play before the pressers is called? The one where the screen is like 'this event will be live in 5 minutes' hear dint so many times but cant find it anywhere.. its fucking sick tune desu
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Has anyone's career ever been more JUSTed than Anderson's?
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>>69481130
>Just bleed fanboys getting salty because not everyone stands in the centre of the cage winging haymakers at each other

Lad I would delete your chin without taking any damage. You wouldn't even see me get in close before you're face down on the canvas
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>>69481212
Hendricks.
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>>69481183

1. Artem Lobov
2. CM Punk
3. John Allesio
4. Emmanuel Yarborough
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Lets face it, none of these UFC pussies would jump off hell in a cell through a table
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>>69481105

maybe he loses water more than fat
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Is Cat still your boy?
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>>69481212

Hendricks
Pettis


>>69481257
Yes
I don't think sexy Pena can beat Nunez though, even though Cat smashed her
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>Aldo is done, Conor deleted his chin
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>>69481208
like the music at the very start of this, before 0:15
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>>69481284
MW2 Multiplayer Lobby Theme
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>>69481284
>>69481208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbU3_j-tdw

This exact song sorry!! Any ideas?
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>>69481212
Silva just got paid 600k to get hugged for 3 rounds and have the entire stadium worship him.

Jens Pulver is a high school wrestling coach or some shit.
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>>69481249
Literally the only list that matters

Artem is unironically the GOAT that's never held a belt
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>>69481290
lol no but similar
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>>69481255
how much you gonna pay me? half it, i'm in
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Why does Silva still pretend like he doesn't know english?
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>>69481278
If Bigfoot could move like Aldo, would you say he still had a chin?
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1) artem lobov
2) dennis siver
3) bryan caraway
4) johny hendricks
5) ovince saint preux
6) stefan struve
7) bethe correia
8) tim kennedy
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>>69481297
Yeah pretty pathetic how far he's fallen from his goat status and 15 title defenses.
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What does "chin deleted" mean?
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>>69481294
The songs the UFC uses don't have names, they make them themselves I think
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>>69481349
>tfw you will never make music for the ufc
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>>69481332
Here is a chin getting deleted
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>>69481318
how about you let me test your chin boy
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>>69481368
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>>69481393
I'm gonna do it senpai, check out my mixtape dropping on ufc fight pass 2017
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>>69481370
Seemed to hold up in the frankie rematch
>implying fronkie could even reach
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>>69481393
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>there are goofs itt that picked Tate and Frankie
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>>69481433
>implying frankie hit him at all
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>>69481446
anyone got the goofed picks from 200?
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>>69481460
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>>69481393
BONGS TILL THE NEXT JRE?

>>69481446
I admit it, I was on the Tate train because Zingano didn't heem her as badly as Nunes got heemed.
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Dana White will remain with the organization as its president, but his stake in the company will slightly decrease. Lorenzo and Frank Fertitta's stake in the company will heavily decrease -- they will only have a minority interest. According to TMZ Sports, Lorenzo will be stepping down as CEO. WME-IMG head Ari Emanuel will "wield a lot of power over the organization," per TMZ Sports' report.

>goodnight sweet MMA
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>>69481482
>second row five across got every pick wrong

did someone teach this goof to pick badly as a joke?
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>Run one of the worst PPVs of all time
>Get sold for $4 billion the next day

How does Dana do it?
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>>69481105
Fat doesn't store a lot of water. It doesn't deflate like muscle does. More muscle = more water weight to dehydrate. Since he's fat, when he dehydrates, the water comes out of his face muscles and organs. Makes his cut viscous, which is why he was clearly a better fighter at heavyweight.
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