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Previous thread: >>69399424
News:
>Fighters on colored Reebok shorts
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12114502/ufc-200-fighters-react-to-color-being-added-to-reebok-fight-shorts
>TUF 23 Finale Bonuses
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/9/12132966/tuf-23-finale-bonuses-joanna-jedrzejczyk-korean-superboy-headline
>Gadelha claims she got robbed despite clearly losing the fight again
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12134538/claudia-gadelha-thought-she-won-three-rounds-argues-shes-technically
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD4O-YPLcGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZvLN23ehk
intensively shaking
first for /shortnap/
VERY VERY IMPORTANT POLL LADS NEED LOTS OF RESPONSES
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706964
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706964
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706964
In for /SUCC NATION/
We are now in the age of Wonder Boy
>>69402122
OP's pic
>>69402142
I wish that was possible, I'm fucking dying here
>>69402138
err 30 minutes or so
>>69402138
He actually looks pretty good in this pic. But then the more I look at it, the worse it gets
>>69402138
Schaub Bless
First for hispect.
Who /wwe/ here
>sperg loser OP has to make the thread 14 posts early every single time
The sad thing is he probably gets a rush from it.
When does ufc 200 start lads? I'm calling up 9-10 of my good buddies right now
Be prepared to see people asking for a link ever 3 posts.
How do we combat this?
>>69402122
>Gadelha claims she got robbed
Bloody hell really? She thought she blocked all the leg kicks too.
If JJ was rocked in Round 3, then yeah I think Claudia would take that round but she was just off balance and that was clear in the replay.
Round 4 was a 10-8 and you could argue Rd5 was a 10-9, so at the very best it's a draw, in which case JJ still retains
What do you lads think
Cant wait to spam the board with apologize threads when Brock wins
>>69402196
3 bongs
>>69402187
15, not 14
get it right downie
>>69402206
Link them the findminecraft link and when other people post the findminecraft link, reply to them with "oh man thanks, this is crisp!"
>>69402208
I gave the hue monkey the first 3, round 3 was tricky.
but round 4 was a certain 10-8 in my book
>>69402184
right here family
UNITE
IMPORTANT POLL, PLS VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707004
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707004
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707004
What are the odds that Joanna-Gadelha was the best fight that we'll see this weekend?
>>69402196
>>69402184
>>69402208
Read the link. She doesnt use the word "robbed" OP is just a really stupid little bitch.
>>69402184
>>69402206
put r/mmastreams in the OP
>>69402241
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10707004
Nr 2 is the only reasonable one
>>69402245
Who /myabilities/ here??
>the same dude is here EVERY DAY ALL DAY making threads.
Just wow. It's even more pathetic than being a reddit mod or the /sp/ janitor.
>you now remember Jon Jones
what went wrong?
Undefeated.
Brock bringing the bants
>>69402206
put the link in the OP
>>69402278
giving a nigger a second, third, fourth chance ...etc.... went wrong
So lads i live in denver when will the fights start here? i have to work but can leave when i want i just want to work just enough so i dont suffer monetarily. I am ordering it.
>>69402268
I would have to agree
>>69402253
The article itself is deceiving too. When I was watching the presser I didn't think that was the vibe Claudia was giving off, yet it suggests otherwise
UFC 200: Tate vs Nunes
>>69402299
>I cant figure out timezones
K time to settle this once and for all
Is Goober the equivalent of Eastwood for the MMA world
>>69402292
>>69402233
How did you score the last round? If it's 10-9 then you had it as a draw, right?
Anyone got the MMA journalists scoring of the fight?
>>69402299
the first fight starts in 2 bong and 48 bings, that the fight pass prelims
>>69402278
He rack disapwine
Hunt is gonna KO Brock with a fading uppercut.
This fight won't be close. Brock is done for.
Let's be real. Has brock even been training?
The more I think about it, the more I think Hunt in gonna heem him in the first minute.
>>69402337
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/7136/Joanna-Jedrzejczyk-vs-Cláudia-Gadelha
>>69402285
Brock beat him
>>69402324
I think so. Nate is Tuco and Aldo is Angel Eyes.
>>69402355
He's known he was going to fight since March. I'm sure he's stayed in shape and trained a bit. But he didn't know he was gonna fight Hunt until a month ago.
>>69402355
He's been roiding
And keeping in WWE shape.
I predict he will be heemed.
>>69402278
Who
>>69402328
>>69402324
Yes
He is first and foremost an actor who has developed a devoted fandom of people who are unable to distinguish the characters he plays from the actual person
hey lads im awake and ready for the fights
i rewatched yoanna/claudia and that was a great fight, gives me a bit of hope for our main event tonight (not really)
>>69402278
stupid crackas are keepin a good black man down
>>69402264
You're my best friend
>>69402238
bottom left - damn she's fine
name?
>>69402355
Brock's here for the money
when he is questioned about the future of his career in fighting he says "I'm not gonna go into details, IM HERE FOLKS, IM BACK!!!! ITS EXCITING!!"
he just came to sell some pore pay per looks or whatever theyre called, and get more cash
he's here just for 200 and he will re-retire after he gets heemed by an actual fighter
>>69402138
Schaub Bless.
>>69402421
looks like he aged 10 years
>>69402438
Robbie absorbed 5 years and took off an additional 5 off him in the process
>>69402424
He's also fighting to cross promote WWE Summerslam to the MMA fans. Part of the deal with Vince McMahon was to promote Summerslam tonight.
>>69402380
desu WWE's wellness policy is probably stricter than UFC's considering Jon wont get pulled from a card unless he literally runs someone over or tries robbing a bank
>>69402419
dude love's daughter
![lesnar-KISS-141[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DJuLtFK.png "lesnar-KISS-141[1].png")
FRANK MIR HAD A HORSESHOE UP HIS ASS!
I TOLD HIM THAT...A YEAR AGO
I PULLED THAT SUMABITCH OUT
--AND BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH!!
WOOOOOOOOO!
"Hey Pussy, Are you still there? -Anderson Sliva
What did he mean by this?
>>69402438
Going through hell will do that to you.
>>69402359
Thanks lad.
I'm surprised none of the judges gave Round 3 to Claudia.
Not that I think she did win, but judges just score things differently sometimes
>>69402467
traps of the gods
>>69402470
THE GOAT
>>69402392
>an actor who has developed a devoted fandom of people who are unable to distinguish the characters he plays from the actual person
hmm havent thought that way but you're definitely on point here
gooberboys think he's a hero on smth that keeps fighting the good fight in his everyday life
>>69402461
>to promote Summerslam tonight.
>Hey uhh Mark Hunt's a good fighter, tune in to my uh thing in August for the WWE
>>69402463
>WWE's wellness policy is probably stricter than UFC's
>/asp/ actually believes this
>>69401880
actually just got invited to a watch party, thanks anyway though
>>69402269
>>69402315
that header might have been a bit of an exaggeration desu
i didn't watch the presser, so I just took the article on face value
>>69402457
> a literal demon
>>69402503
No, the UFC is going to actually show promos for Summerslam.
>People thing ufc 100 did more ppv buys than 196 but it didn't, know that.
What did he mean by this?
>>69402480
the judges last night were good, nothing too weird
some stupid burger couldn't understand 48-45 or gave ross round 1, and people who bet on roy were btfo
>>69402438
Some people get their souls snatched out through a deleted chin. Rory lost his through a deleted nose.
>>69402505
current UFC is as corrupt as 90s WCW
where is pick bro?
Who else here is only watching for Brock?
Don't give a shit about sweaty homo man grab
Eddie "The Eagle" Alvarez
>>69402523
He means he got humiliated in front of more people than Frank Murr
>>69402122
There's a UFC show on tonight?
What time is Conor McGregor fighting?
>>69402532
forgot your hat
>>69402543
>>>/asp/
all of you go back reeeeee
>>69402553
Come back for 202 m8
What ya snacking on during the fights tonight?
Well I'm probably gonna be working tonight. There's a chance I get a 9-11 break. That would be ideal. Either way I'm gonna miss most of the card. It is what it is. That weekend money is too damn good to miss out on.
>>69402543
not only for brock but I've been skipping a lot of UFCs lately because the cards have been so shitty
bringing Brock back feels like some Pride shit
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707143
>>69402536
We already closed picks. He probably wanted to enjoy the card and not deal with an influx of casuals.
>>69402543
Reddit is down the hall and to your left
downie
I'M GONNA GO HOME TONIGHT. I'M GONNA DRINK A COORS LIGHT.
THAT'S A COORS LIGHT BECAUSE BUD LIGHT WON'T PAY ME NUTHIN.
>>69402531
That's the one thing that makes me think he won't be champ. He broke it again fighting Wonderboy. If you take a year between each fight you just won't be current enough to win.
>>69402568
>american flag
WHO DO I PUT A PARLAY BET ON?
>Zingano
>Cait
>Tate
>Aldo
>Lesnar
>Cormier
YAY OR NAY?
>>69402576
>closing the picks a full 6 hours before the main card
literally why
>>69402568
my local place has sliced meatball pizza for half off so maybe that
>>69402607
I like it
Will meme fighter Lesnar finally be exposed tonight?
Who /tanktoptan/ here?
>>69402616
Is it really that important to you? Holy shit.
>>69402569
>not being able to scream HEEM til your throat is a raw bloody mess and vocal chords shrivelled up with your family on /heem/
What is Joe Rogan thinking here?
>>69402616
I literally told you why. He asked for them all weekend. Sorry you're a casual.
mfw no one is talking about Don
>mfw Mark Hunt KO's Brock in the 1st and saves us from this mandrama plague
thank you oh beautiful and strong savior, i know you will lead us to the promised land
>>69402553
Get out and get off my island, in that order
>>69402568
hunt cakes and maple syrup
>>69402658
When brock wins I'm gonna go on /asp/ and bait.
I want to eat pizza. Which pizza delivery place is best? Is it papa johns?
>>69402642
Well, he just recently learned about "cuck hold"ing, so...
>>69402616
it was the smart choice imo get all actual heemsters picks in and stop before swarm of people just here to watch 200 come
>>69402642
please fuck my daughter brock my family needs your height genes
>>69402642
>Spend thousands of hours on perfecting your body
>Ruin it with a shit tattoo in a half hour
>>69402605
>casual
>>69402673
When Hunt wins*
>>69402674
I like papa johns the best of the chains. Dominos is bretty good too.
Anyone doing draftkings for this shit?
What 4 others should I put in my lineup?
>>69402470
this is such a horrifying image
>>69402642
>Does he even lift?
WHO /REEM/ HERE?
>>69402642
>5-3
So, this is the legendary brock lesnar...
Lol
>>69402674
papa johns. Heres a 40% off promo code
PAPA4D
>>69402674
dominos with handmade pan crust.
>>69402655
did he finally die?
>>69402696
what games are you playing tournaments (50/50) or cash (big prizes)?
>tfw vince and dana will never REMOVE SAMOA
Pena is the dark horse tonight. Cat is a single mom broken widow past her prime. Juliana is a young hungry up and comer who's actually been fighting while Cat was in therapy.
>>69402696
Aldo is a steal. Fight is likely to go 5 rounds and he will land a lot of significant strikes and 50/50 shot he wins.
>>69402421
That's just Kenny Florian in the right tho
>>69402689
Bork is worth more than that whores holes will ever generate. even getting shit on by kebabs.
>>69402568
im baking chocolate chip cookies and getting high as fuck
fuck yeah today is the day boys
>>69402674
papa johns is disgusting and their sauce tastes like soap
people only like them because they give you a cup of butter
>>69402692
how bout I succ your dick and we will see who is the casual.
>>69402696
advertising is illegal on 4chan
>>69402724
I'm throwing a few $1 bets into cash
>Bork repping the Canadian flag
Bet your house on Hunt
>>69402742
Nice. Are you actually making dough or are you using the premade stuff?
>Getting KO'd by a quarter pounder.
https://youtu.be/Gnf4oroTunE
>>69402707
>unironically posting someone who was so roided up that if he shook a child's hand they'd start puberty
>>69402749
>pizza
>a fucking cup of butter
WHY
no wonder hendricks cant make weight. why would you have butter on a pizza
>>69402643
>muh casuals
>>69402707
GAS
A
S
Reminder that no proud American should support this traitor in any way tonight.
>>69402770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFO-m5DShk
>>69402732
I for sure agree
this is also the first fight cat is supposedly using a game plan from her team, which she never does. could be a good thing or could get her btfo
I'm tempted to put some money on marin to beat sage, it's paying well
>>69402755
I guess then have Brock or Hunt in all of your teams, same with Cain and Browne. Cormier will probably finish. Nunes has a chance of an early finish. Basically just look for fighters who finish when they win.
>>69402707
kek did you see him last weigh in, hes literally mid deflation
gonna come in at 225 lbs next fight
>>69402122
Who had a better body at the weigh-ins?
Bjork or Meisha?
>>69402778
You talking about Brock lad?
>>69402729
#beatupcena
>>69402788
its garlic dipping sauce, dont be fooled by the pizza hut pleb
>>69402642
is the whole canadian thing a way to piss people off and be a heel in WWE or what
>>69402811
Bork
>>69402717
that actually worked
>>69402778
please leave
>>69402828
He lives in Canada now
>>69402788
>why would you have butter on a pizza
papa johns pours butter on pizza to hide the awful taste
people think it's good pizza but it's just slathered in butter
>>69402811
Bork had a very fantastic body.
>>69402826
>>69402826
>>69402826
>anchovies
>>69402751
>implying I have a penis
>>69402778
You're right, I'm sorry man, won't happen again
>>69402851
>that picture
LMAO
>>69402864
that's the last time Cain was good
>>69402864
no shame in losing to sea level cain m8 thats the final boss of mma
All divisions under middleweight should be scrapped
>>69402888
what about the five times he beat guys better than lesnar since then
is this some kind of ironic heem shitposting or are all the mandramafaggots starting to make their presence obvious now
>>69402913
fuck yes. my fucking nigga
Reminder that Brock took Cain down
Reminder that hunts only wins since 2014 are over a post USADA Bigfoot and Mir
/heem/ a shit
post ring girls
how do we solve the /asp/ problem /heem/?
>>69402922
those were all a work
>>69402913
>Any weight class under 170
>>69402926
>implying this is worse than regular heem
you remember what it was like when mcgregor and rousey were at their heights. it was hell on earth here
Post only chin DLELETIONS
>>69402937
mark will do that for us bud
Someone needs to photoshop someones face over Jim Norton
>>69402937
Only anime can save you, but you're too pussy to commit
>>69402926
Probably the latter, mandrama fans like to take pride in shitting things up and making their presence known
I'm not joking
t. mandrama fan
>>69402717
Thx anon
>>69402952
this is absolutely true, but that was mostly conor samefagging
now when it was rousey it was just pure cancer
>>69402957
>>69402945
dat obvious blade job amirite
>>69402970
give me mandrama over anime any day of the week desu
>>69402969
lil jimmy looks broken
>>69402969
jimmy is so cute
I back, here to post
>>69402716
>12-10
so, this is the super Samoan mark hunt...
Lol
Any UFC Fight Club members here?
>>69402957
Reminder that Brendan Schaub is UNDEFEATED at LHW and hasn't lost a fight in over 18 months.
Leave Brock to me
>>69402936
>>69403007
has there ever been a co main event with a combined record worse than this? fucking 17-13
JUST
Who /BROTHER NERO/ here?
HOW MANY BINGS #cheekynap
>>69403000
>desu
Get bullied, nerd
This is an anime website and you'll never escape it.
Is hunto a MANLET lads?
>>69403049
135
>>69403014
>Designated
Boyos
My gf found some messages between me and a girl i was talking to a few weeks ago(nothing happened) she is pissed but is willing to see me tonight over dinner after i apologized profusely. Am i a cuck for choosing her over 200?
>>69403051
I wish I could thank the dude who recommended me a show on heem when he posted a screencap was it
he's a man of taste
>>69402913
t. some fat neckbeard
>>69403061
>>69403036
I love you monster
>>69403061
>5'10.978
Of coursh.
>>69403065
get out of this general, pussy
>>69402936
>>69403065
just kill yourself 2bh. i want to believe this is a troll because no mma fan could be this beta
>>69402957
.
>>69403065
Just meet her tomorrow
someone plz post that "mma analyst" who gave a 48-47 to mcdonald over thompson
https://amp.twimg.com/v/17e29be0-f554-445c-ae24-2836a72ba4ec
Chris picks Bork
>>69403088
lol wtf?
>>69403065
Take her to a bar that's showing 200, kill two birds with one stone.
>>69403065
post pics of both so we can advise properly
>>69403074
t. some manlet
>>69402922
>Fighting the same 2 guys in a period of 5 years
>Good
>>69403088
Daily reminder to do your vacuums.
>>69403074
t. some manlet
>>69403115
oh my god hedgehogs are so precious
>>69403118
kek btfo
>>69402957
..
>>69403095
Did he died?
>>69403145
Is this what sending someone to the shadow realm looks like?
>>69403152
No
He became the Natty GOAT
>>69403152
He is now the UFC Middleweight Champion
>>69403115
>>69403136
>When his weight starts with 3
>>69403115
I was terrified that they were gonna make it eat the curb.
>>69402957
>>69403065
Protip: it probably won't work out because she'll be holding this over your head forever, and will use it as justification to cheat/break up with you next time she gets upset at you.
So, you're giving up UFC 200 for another 6 months or so with your girl. Not worth. Tell her it'll have to be tomorrow or she can fuck off.
>>69403166
nice eye poke before the knockout blow
How many more bing bongs?
>>69403182
>back when roy nelson remembered how to be entertaining
>>69402957
>>69402985
That's so fascinating how the human brain contains a mechanism that completely shuts the body off like that on impact. I mean, he looks like a robot who got unplugged. Neat stuff
anyone here ever been heemed? what was it like?
when weight cutting goes wrong
>>69403204
People just caught that all he does is spam that right overhand.
>>69403166
There isn't a man alive who could take that left. BisKING pulled that fist from a rock like Excalibur.
