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Previous thread: >>69396333
News:
>TUF 23 Finale results
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12133464/tuf-23-results-joanna-jedrzejczyk-withstands-early-trouble-dominates
>TUF 23 Finale Bonuses
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/9/12132966/tuf-23-finale-bonuses-joanna-jedrzejczyk-korean-superboy-headline
>Gadelha claims she got robbed despite clearly losing the fight again
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12134538/claudia-gadelha-thought-she-won-three-rounds-argues-shes-technically
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD4O-YPLcGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZvLN23ehk
Brendan Schaub is a god
>>69399450
post rogans
>>69399450
>>69399472
>>69399472
>>69399482
just bleed
ITS TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>tfw it's me mums birthday today and decides she wants to go out and eat dinner at 8pm
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>>69399490
>>69399472
>>69399490
>>69399447
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69399506
Fuck her, she has a birthday every year. UFC 200 is now and never again. JUST BLEED
>>69399512
>>69399472
>when a girl you're talking to wants to "hang out" tonight
Wew heems are far more important to me.
>>69399524
My picks for whoever the hell is running this heem predicts thing
>>69399424
It must be the worst feeling in the world to get finished that quickly. At least with Aldo he was unconscious so he probably blacked out and forgot what even happened. But this guy stayed conscious
its great that /heem/ is so consistent and doesn't die year round but we gotta get rid of this shit posting. half the posts arent even discussion of any kind. just pictures and recycled and overposted memes
>>69399542
>>69399506
Know that no matter what you decide to do, you'll regret it.
>>69399547
Tell her to come over and S your D while you watch Cock Chestnar pound Mark Cunt. Have experience the poetry.
>>69399547
>not inviting her over to watch the fights
>not wanting to see her squirm when Brock enters the cage
>>69399569
itd be nice
just use the filters though
filter schaub is a good start
>>69399569
>4chan is a simple image-based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images
What does heem means ? New to /sp/ here.
>>69399547
>not inviting her into your guard
WHERE ARE THE PICKS?
dont mess around guys, i need to take a nap before the show, /heem/ pls :(
>>69399545
>>69399569
>My opinions are of the utmost
Dare anyone in /heem/ doubt him?
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/20/11977974/vegas-dave-betting-1-million-miesha-tate-win-amanda-nunes-mma
>>69399569
>You think Im just gonna sit here and let you succ me Spider?
>>69399604
why is her coach so fat?
>>69399591
He Endlessly Excites Me
>>69399506
Heem her for 3 hours then take her out to dinner
Redpill me on Joe Rogan lads
>>69399604
me in the back
>>69399569
>not appreciating a dank Joe dump
wtf man
>>69399596
you're going to sleep through it
>>69399518
>what went wrong?
can assuncao beat tj again? will gomi beat miller?
>>69399604
why isnt she wearing a sports bra? that cant be good for her back letting them swing like that
who /SuccNation/
>>69399569
Take into consideration that it is UFC 200 and lots of casuals are gonna come by, folks from /asp/ are gonna drop by. These threads are gonna fly fast.
>>69399596
i'm working on it now. take a nap
>>69399641
dude bro philosopher for people who think watching Neil DeGrasse Tyson videos on youtube makes them legit astrophysicists.
timer for the event
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-200-fight-pass-prelims
currently 5 bongs and 12 bings away
>>69399457
They didn't test her for seven months and then tested her eight times in a single fortnight. There's no way that they didn't tip her off.
>>69399644
god i hope not
>>69399663
pls post something
Who else /foaming at the mouth in anticipation/ here?
lmao
>>69399619
He's gonna lose it all. I know he called holly beating Ronda and Miesha beating holly, but he's gonna lose 1 million dollars here for nothing. Believe you me.
>>69399641
middle aged stoner moron that rips off idiots selling snake oil supplements
J O A N N A
O
A
N
N
A
>>69399619
>betting 1M to win 400K
he must feel real fucking confident in tate
THIS IS HEART AGAINST FUCKIN' SKILL.
I'M TELLIN YA CAWK SUCCAHS
JUST
>>69399738
thats some serious fat
why the fuck he shave himself
>>69399744
>I WALK A LONELY ROAD
>>69399694
>>69399738
sacks of shit like this dont deserve to live
the world is too soft when fat sacks of shit can survive
>>69399752
He's Hispanic, they don't grow body hair.
>>69399752
better question
HOW the fuck he shave himself
>>69399738
Joey could heem anyone in this thread
>>69399705
Shieeeeee it is what it is
>>69399752
he's cuban m8
they're naturally hairless
>>69399472
Post that one webm with the kettlebell.
>>69399738
could you imagine being that fat? man i'd just heem myself permanently
>brazil
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT BRAHS
>>69399705
kek not sure who has the better bantz
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!
>>69399790
>tfw I'm fatter than that
330am ere
had a nap earlier but will probably not wake up for 830am start time
prolly sleep anyway though
>>69399795
Claudia getting taken apart with jabs when
>>69399812
We know, we can see the flag.
Hey Germans: Anyone have experience with ranfighting? Thinking about buying the PPV tonight but don't trust these fuckers.
>>69399806
Only reason you got me was because how fucking crazy this week has been
>>69399806
>Sparring 8 hours before your fight
>>69399845
Claudia was never a champion (or my friend.)
>>69399763
thanks alot man, hope my picks are right this time.
is pizza and beer the 200 approved meal?
>>69399880
>not squeezing in your 150 rounds of sparring MINIMUM
>>69399682
>>69399641
The fact that he has vocal opinions/conjecture on absolutely everything and still can't be assed to just a read a couple of articles a day online tells you everything you need to know about him.
Like he said dudebro philosopher and also lazy meme stoner with a false sense of self importance.
Beer in the fridge
Hearty Chili in the crock pot
Time for a nap fellas. It's going to be a good day.
>>69399789
i already did (>>69399545)
>>69399854
no xp here but ran seems a legit
>>69399897
Get wings too senpai
>>69399784
Black beast in this hoe
>>69399763
Hunny bby, my predictions are about 15 posts down from the OP <3
>>69399909
>TFW you wake up as nunes is giving her victory speech in Portuguese
>>69399897
Post 196 only weed and vegan snacks are allowed
>>69399897
I'm getting Chinese food tbqh
>>69399907
jack of all trades master of DUDE WEED LMAO NAH BUT SERIOUSLY THIS SHITS CRAZY WHOAH MAN THAT SHITS CRAZY
he seems moderately intelligent so its a shame he doesnt read and become actually informed instead of a talking reddit post
>>69399897
meat pies and vodka for me
>>69399910
I meant the one where Rogan is G O I N G H A R D in the corner of the screen while another guy watches.
>>69399897
beer and chips for me lad
but nuffin wrong with pizza
>>69399806
I PUT FIFTY ON THIS FUCKER
>>69399959
don't have that one
>>69399897
It fuckings sucks being a european fight fan in times like these. Literally impossible to have proper fight food when you're watching from 1 AM - 7 AM. All I have are shitty potato chips & soda.
>>69399940
Don't jynx me!
>sets up alarm
Is he autistic?
>>69399981
Back when Conner didn't have retarded tattoos.
>>69399946
The cunt that does the Gary the Goat videos does tolerable DUDE WEED LMAO rants. He also has a pet goat and lives in a shack eating mangoes in northern Thailand with his Japanese wife, so he seems like a good bloke
>>69399985
>soda
just drink water ahmed. that shits gross unless you got some hot food with it.
>>69399806
Honey, don't do this to me, we went through a lot during this week.
>>69399993
No.
What are your bets lads?
>>69399993
he's literally less autistic in ufc than wwe where he was a meme factory every time he spoke
>>69400000
>>69499999
![newman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T0hsbmB.jpg "newman[1].jpg")
>whole stadium goes dark
>complete silence
>...
>crowd starts getting confused if it's a technical fault
>This starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNuAmT20_90
/heem/'s face when
Has the Brazilian posted since the rda meme got ended?
>>69400013
Friends that are coming enjoy coke. I'm sticking to water and veggies for snacks. Might compete in august so gotta keep my weight down. Sucks not being able to offer them proper food.
>>69399981
that must be a nightmare if you're failing your takedown attempt
>>69399914
Not worrying about them stealing my credit card info or something like that but about stream quality.
>>69400013
Yeah soda is for pleb fatties
>>69399985
Just make your own ribs or whatever
I'll prolly post a m3u8 directly from the fightpass ppv tonight boys. So get your livestreamer sorted out.
>>69400057
cant tell you dude
>>69399738
Is that you, dad?
![1468072164088[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CJ9hmLf.png "1468072164088[1].png")
>>69400040
>brock will actually walk out to his wwe theme tonight
fucking HYPE
>you're getting ready for the co-main event of the evening
>then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiQPIG4ZTw4
man it wouldn't make any sense but it'd make my day. stone cold > *
>>69400095
You're a beautiful lad.
Hey guys where can I stream the fights at?
from the fight pass prelims to the main event?
>>69399946
He seems like he had it way too easy in his 20s and have always gotten by on his personality. He's always been full of confidence and pegged as the "smart guy" by his friends and has never had to grow or challenge himself.
To quote a real intellectual- 'what's wrong with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.'
He's just a meme podcaster at this point anyway.
>>69400124
ufc.tv
>>69399773
>>69399738
Fuck was he on about with that? Two of the most well rounded dudes in the division and he's screaming "heart versus skill!!" like it's Wepner vs Ali.
>>69400124
r/mmastreams
>This American that keeps using 'believe you me' as a meme
It's a normal way of speaking here in the North. Please no bully.
>>69400141
>this guy
>>69400155
he was stoned off his taco but he thought the winner had more heart cause he was from jersey or sth
Joe rogan is a very rich and successful man.
To maintain that level of success for so many years is rare.
Joe is set for life.
You guys are just haters.
From the UFC 200 Presser @ MSG
>Jon: What're you going to say to your kids when they say "daddy did you ever beat Jon 'Bones' Jones?"
>DC: I'm gonna say "you know what? When I won the belt I didn't have to, the idiot, he eliminated himself from competition by being an idiot."
Cormier had a feeling Jon would fuck up before their fight again. He truly believed Jon could never change.
Post your wildest bets boys.
>>69400182
Rogaine bless
>>69400030
Ten on Browne, Assuncao, Martin, Silva to win
Twenty on Aldo, Lesnar, Zingano to win
Twenty on Miesha to win a decision.
If everything goes my way I'm up 221. No parlay, half of these were just because the other fighter was my boy and I wanted to be happy with either result.
>>69399569
>I'm going to make a shitpost with a meme image complaining about shitposts with meme images
How about you start a conversation worthy reading, you goof? You're part of the problem.
>>69400133
accurate description of BS and Joe Hogan
>>69400158
fuck i keep forgetting to check there thanks bro
How come theres no more Brazilian champions?
>>69400182
DUDE YOU CANT CRITICIZE AN IDIOT OR YOU'RE A HATER LMAO
>>69400194
The left travis brown and right aldo are going to ruin your chances m8
Is there actually any remotely possible way that Dancin Andy pulls off a victory tonight?
>>69400205
>Browne
I hope that isn't an accy because your only half right with those bets
>>69400113
RAW IS WAR era Stone Cold would clear out the UFC.
>>69400240
Boring point fighting. DC had a bad weight cut, Silva could play keepaway and occasionally punchface for victory.
>>69400235
That's why they're the wildest m8
The other 10 bets I have are safe ones
>TFW will never play a fun game of punchface with hunto
Threadly reminder, if you're a casual we do NOT want you here. Please go back to watching grown men jog around for a couple hours instead. Thanks.
>>69400287
>tfw played touchface in the park with Hunto
>>69399641
I'll just reiterate what knowledgeable anons have already said. He's a complete moron that knows about a vast range of subjects and can talk for hours about almost any topic. This one time he was talking about the Etruscans but he actually meant Ligurians, lol total dudebro tard mistake.
joanna champion
>>69400299
>tfw I'm a Alvarez/RDA fightpasser'r
>>69400299
your opinion = wgaf
>>69400299
Can't wait for Divegrass to finally die down on here
Didn't Portugal get to the final by only winning one game in regular time or something? Fucking lol
>>69400299
Dubs of truth
>>69400326
kek
i see what you did here
![20fer6h[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/I2Tyid8.gif "20fer6h[1].gif")
This is officially the last chance to get on the Bork train to Suplex City.
Get abroad now or have to withstand DO YOU SEE ME NOW later.
>>69399505
>dat dude hitting the joint in the upper right corner
>>69400326
Looks more like one of your featured athletes at the Olympics
>>69400240
I mean after Bisping I guess anything's possible but I really don't DC getting caught by something from Anderson if he can take Rumble's punches.
>>69400326
wew lad
>>69400326
Maybe your fighters should learn better doping procedures
>>69400299
Define Casual.
>Lesnars USADA tests will come back clean.
Oh baby.
>>69399505
I NEED A MEME JUST TO MYSELF
SO I CAN POST THE BANE
>>69399826
Bra it's 2:30am start time here.
Fml
>>69399506
>Parents want me to come visit
>Tell them it's UFC 200
>Ite m8 tomorrow then
That easy
>>69399450
>tfw people use your OC
>>69400432
(1) You don't regularly visit /heem/ for the memes. (2) You can't name every active champion and who they took the belt from. (3) You've never seen a ONE FC card.
>>69400336
>amerilards opinion on sports
Fucking lol
Will all you little scumbags kill yourselves when Conrad outsells 200?
>>69400477
Lmaoing at those standards, casual
Child's play
>>69400483
Woah you really refuted my point there Ahmed, go back to cheering for your fellow """"""Frenchmen""""""""
>>69400210
Why in crikey fuck would you bet on assuncao mate
>>69400488
>Caring about Goober
>>69400488
Will you when he gets BTFO again?
>>69400416
we should take tips from you guys, you are better at cycling
>>69400497
The casual fan watches like 3 cards a year and 2 of them are Conor McPotato. If you surpass those standards, I'll consider you at least a minor fan.
>>69400477
>(2) You can't name every active champion and who they took the belt from.
Let's see.
WSW Joanna, inaugural
WBW Miesha, Holly
FLW DJ, inaugural
BW Cruz, Dillashaw
FW mgoober, Aldo
LW Eddie, RDA
WW Lawler... Nope, don't remember
MW MICHAEL FUCKING BISPING cuckold
LHW DC, Jones cucking himself
HW Stipe, werdum
Sorry, I'll heem myself now.
>>69400488
>not being a fan of both conor and brock
>vikings
>real recognize real
>who else has done what i have done in the space that i have done it
>>69400443
>USADA
>catching anyone with half a brain
>>69400499
Dillashaw is SHOOK
And a cheeky tenner to win 41 is too good not to bet on.
>>69400326
0 (Zero)
>>69400498
You had no point. You're even wrong thinking I'm rooting for France.
Why do you try so hard to live?
>>69400550
Random drug tests are effective m8. UFC has a better clean initiative than any other mainstream sport atm.
>to sage northcutt
>>69399705
Oh my kek. It is what it is doe
What camp is Dillameme training at these days?
you better stop complaining about shit soccer or ill gogoplata all of you
>>69400575
My point was that Divegrass is such a joke that a team can literally reach the finals through penalties and extra time
And instead of addressing this you just shitposted about my flag in a thread for a sport that my country owns
So maybe you should just kill yourself
>>69400528
Lots of BRs were cheering for JJ in the live heem when the fight was happening man.
I get national pride but as a brazilian yourself you of all people should recognize that Gadehla's a complete bitch.
You've got so many fighters anyways I'd rather root for the humble polish qt.
>>69400560
I guess the odds are good for a pick up
Dillashaws gonna velociraptor him tho
>>69400596
Elevation Fight Team
Right now /heem/
Me vs ALL of you dick sniffing faggots.
>>69400040
BASED
A
S
E
D
I'm fucking hyped for this.
>>69400605
I haven't watched TUF, but some people were saying Joanna was a bitch in it wasn't it?
I never watched a fight from Claudia before, I just posted that pic because I found the thing amusing. Can't mock claudia as easily because webs don't allow sound, and joanna has an easier face to make fun of.
>>69400040
>>69400476
FeelsGoodMan.
People spamming the shit out of that Dana webm I made.
>>69400604
>My point was that Divegrass is such a joke that a team can literally reach the finals through penalties and extra time
That's not a point, that's retarded thinking.
>a sport that my country owns
It means nothing. It doesn't make your country any less fat.
>>69400604
>a sport that my country owns
Damn, it feels good m8. Especially when it's a sport that other countries actually compete in.
>There are only 2 champions with 2 or more tittle defenses right now
i'm done. someone else want to take over?
>>69400605
>gadehla a bitch
what? the goblin is the one who is complete bitch most of the time and at the same time a really nice person when she wants to be, fuck that 2 faced slut
who /bunda/ here?
>>69400704
>That's not a point, that's retarded thinking.
>It's not a point because I say so
Lmao alright, if you want to watch 1-1 or 0-0 semen slurping fests that go to PKs more than 50% of the time all the power to you
>>69400723
That's enough. Close the picks. Anyone submitting anything is a casual or submitting for the 5th time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8
how many technicques of this vid did you used actually in a RL fight already
>>69400733
>>69400733
You're doing God's work. Bunda posters > Schaub posters.
>>69400735
And yet here you are in /heem/ talking about nothing but running around on a field. That's being part of the fucking, man! You brought that shit up too...
Go to some faggot football thread if you want to talk about soccer with a Frenchman so fucking bad.
>>69400712
>2
Can't count Romero? Lawler, DMJ, Joanna
![Diane-in-Inglourious-Basterds-diane-kruger-11427022-500-281[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oUGDGbK.jpg "Diane-in-Inglourious-Basterds-diane-kruger-11427022-500-281[1].jpg")
>>69400760
I'm a BIG GUY so I just take them down and choke them. I dunno m8, once you try to literally choke them to death as soon as you get pulled off they don't wanna fight anymore.
>>69400773
I made a remark about how shit his sport is and he took personal fucking offense to it
>>69400677
Eh, Joanna's been going gangster on Claudia but that's what fighters do and she's a total sweetheart.
Personally I find her qt but it's ultimately the personality that really shows who's best girl of the two
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468052137449.webm
I'm rooting for Aldo though hoping he makes a crazy comeback.
>>69400766
Wait, why the hell was she naked?
>>69400782
I always forget lawler when talking about champion he's just so beatable
>>69400821
>This is the type of casual we're going to have to deal with all day long
I bet you were the frogcuck arguing about divegrass weren't you?
>>69400821
She cut like 11 pounds the in 24 hours. It's a slight advantage if you're unsure if you're going to make weight.
>>69400821
Because clothes have weight too
>>69400803
She's an admitted Jones fan. She saw his crocodile tears and saw how everyone ate it up so did it because everyone saw on the TUF how much was a bitch she was.
>>69400831
>he's just so beatable
Is that why he hasn't lost a round since Strikeforce?
>>69400803
I agree, I love Joanna. She seems like a sweetheart. Not to Claudia, but that woman is a bitch and cried about that decision non-stop.
>>69400831
Woodley will get the job done. Mark my words.
>>69400723
NUNES
BRAWK
DC
ALDO
CAIN
>>69400856
she's had bad blood with literally all her opponents just like ronda and she was shit talking claudia's coaches on the show
>sweetheart
kek
>>69400760
>AND LOOKY LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE
Always cracks me up.
>>69400789
So, you're telling him he's right because you're the one who actually talked first about football here?
>>69400867
You gotta cuck yourself right at the end?
>People picking Aldo
His chin is gone lads. Face it.
>>69400726
If I showed up at your front lawn with a hockey mask and a machete I think I would provoke a reaction out of you too man.
Or like someone showing up at your workplace and starting to shit talk you to your boss and trying to squeeze you out of your job while fucking with your head.
Top dog gotta defend her house, and she goes hard I can respect that. Claudia's been dissing her since their first match anyways while JJ gave her respeck back then.
>>69400837
Kek, I've actually been here since a long time and I'm not the other french guy.
>>69400846
Yeah I guess but to be that concerned about not making it is ridiculous. Clothes doesn't weigh much.
>>69400894
>Someone suffers a ko for the first time
>CHIN = DELETED
When will this meme end?
>>69400875
>im sorry
>BANG BANG BANG
>no im not
>>69400884
>So, you're telling him he's right because you're the one who actually talked first about football here?
>>69400299
>>69400336
Who /happy/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwG4tYzXlmQ
>>69400900
It's worth taking every advantage when it comes to losing your belt on the scales and giving 20% of your biggest paycheck ever to your opponent.
>>69400875
>>AND LOOKY LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE
Probably unjustifiable homicide here depending on which state tbqh
I want to make my first bet tonight.
What sites do you guys use?
