Stale Bread >>69327696
>Jon Jones press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ja3YxN0UU
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1MnGnzkWynEGO
open workouts, Brock going to be here soon
Conor is our savior
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop bullying jonny or else
>when Jon nuts but he tells me to stop succin
SCHAUB
IS
GAUD
dark days for the sport
goober curse is upon us
>>69330035
>Lights dim
>As down the glen, one Easter morn'
![CmxoWfmW8AAoaKJ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JpZNv30.jpg "CmxoWfmW8AAoaKJ[1].jpg")
Can we make this the new Jordan meme face?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQrEsEJno0A
Oh my god they actually posted this
I can't breathe
what keeps you going lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQrEsEJno0A
>thanks ufc
>>69330117
hope
anyone have a link to the Jones crying presser? I missed the live stream
>>69330105
kinda unethical
DC is gonna be pulled from this card isn't he?
>>69330135
for what, man? for what?
>>69330172
it would be heartbraking t b h
you now remember when he asked brock if it was going to be christams in the cormier house and brock said merry christmas
Lesnar Hunt "main event" finishes, everyone thinks show is over, light goes off, music starts, Jon Jones is walking out, DC walking out, fight happens.. just imagine..
>>69330122
dana is gonna fuck the intern who uploaded this in the ass
>>69330117
wonderboy
>God has a plan for you Jon
pls SCHAUB give me this
>>69330197
for things to get better
whatever is pushing you down, you have to face it and get it sorted
Only when you find out for sure that you can't get it sorted and that you'll always live miserably is when you end it
Unless you don't mind being miserable
>>69330212
DC vs JJ felony fight when?
>>69330284
things never get better, it only gets harder and worse.
the key is to give up and accept life is a bag dicks
>DC has said he dislikes Jones because of his amazing talent, physical gifts and potential to be the greatest of all time, yet Jon always fucks it up for himself
>DC's daughter died in a car accident
>Jon has caused car accidents
>DC doesn't want anyone to go through the pain he's been through
>used to coach fighters and be their mentor
>realises he can't coach or mentor Jones so he becomes his rival to motivate him
>Jon Jones get your shit together, I'm coming
>dispite his best efforts of motivating Jones, he still couldn't get it together
>DC wants nothing more than to see Jones succeed and have him reach his potential
I'm feeling for DC, poor lad
>>69330151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ja3YxN0UU
>UFC 200
>Biggest event of UFC history
>Main event actually has 3 rounds
>>69330272
>Right terms
So like 100 millions dollars
>>69330324
that's what a miserable guy would say
I aspire to be happy one day
>>69330241
Yes, to make Jacson more money
Just look at that fucking rat face
>>69330241
fucking sport killer
>UFC 200 - Lesnar vs. Hunt
kek
Barnett vs Fedor Pt 2: Nigger Boogaloo
>>69330364
better to be realistic and rationale, than delusional and lying to self.
I NOW DECLARE GUSTAFSSON V JONES A WIN FOR GUSTAFSSON
>>69330336
All these retarded ""journalists"""
>hey can you tell us how you feel right now, I know you're breaking down crying right now but can you just sum up your feelings in this current moment
>>69330117
I love memes.
what kinda banter will conor bring to the table today?
>>69330404
>Clearly has bumps on his abs
>natty
40 bings until fresh memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
>>69330117
Memes and """""supplements""""
>>69330404
So he beat Jon and DC.
Only loss to Rumble via headbutt.
who /high test/ here?
>>69330404
based pewdiepie
Would it be possible for UFC to still let Jones and Cormier fight, but just have it not be an official match and not have the title on the line?
>>69330440
>Implying Jones won't completely overshadow these already tame memes
>>69330117
Kickboxing and vodka.
>>69330429
>>69330472
No you idiot
>>69330468
just want to impregnate her desu
>>69330468
my IRL gf is 5'8" 190
>>69330122
>>69330105
>private video
what was it
>>69330105
What was it? Video is private
>>69330472
you sound like my wife "just setup an octagon in the parking lot!!"
>>69330472
No. They'd have to hold it on an Indian reservation or in China or something.
>>69330472
UFC parking lot fights when?
>>69330500
>Cannon ball delts
>Natty
>>69330468
me
BISPING
I
S
P
I
N
G
>>69330519
Jones vs DC simulation fight
>>69330518
>>69330519
EA UFC 2 simulation of Jones/Cormier.
>>69330501
>>69330521
>>69330525
>>69330533
Why not? They own the venue for the night right? Why can't they put Jones and Cormier in the octagon and tell them to fight?
>>69330500
>people 1 year ago believed gsp was natty according to this picture
>>69330473
I'm hoping Nate will talk about Jones.
>You're on steroids
>>69330510
Sorry.
I want the Conor hype train back
>>69330500
>le natural man
>Retire as soon as USADA comes in
>>69330574
>NSAC
>USADA
>>69330574
Because the commission won't sanction it, and it'd be illegal for the UFC to hold an unsanctioned fight in commission territory.
>>69330581
>i only do one supplement and it's never tainted 420blazeit faggot
>>69330595
>mfw post 196 Conor is memeless, shook and chin deleted
>Aldo wasn't in the last three episodes of the embedded...
Why ?
>>69330341
>Only 2 title fights
Jon Jones UFC 200 Press Conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU0pwUdlJA8
>>69330647
All he does is talk about hambugers in BR
>>69330634
LULZ
>>69330622
are you fucking serious this picture
>>69330574
Thats fucking illegal bud
>>69330510
He said high test, not high cholesterol
>>69330336
>running away and crying
You still there pussy.
>mfw Gooby goes 0-2 against nate
>>69330640
Y-YOU'RE WRONG
>>69330648
Joanna Vs Claudia is way better than Miesha Tate Vs Amanda
>>69330640
He has a new media style now, look at all his recent vids. It's soundtracky music, him cruising, training with some high end person, cruising to more music.
>>69330666
answer this >>69330106
>>69330733
fuck yeah would have much rather preferred that.
HE'S STILL MY BOY!
>>69330622
If he was clothed it would be a great wallpaper...
>>69330758
Ye, Jon didn't fought Chael for the TUF finale so why not delay the Gadelha vs Joanna to the 200?
>>69330733
Both are decent for wymyns fights but Nunes is just going to gas and get subbed.
Cat vs Pena might approach JJ/Claudia spice levels tbf.
kek more emotional then when he did a hit and run on a pregnant women
>>69330759
Why does Jon Jones have the personality of a white dweeb?
Was he raised by rich white folk?
>>69330472
At this point i would be happy with just them playing Xbox ufc against each other
>>69330733
>skelly Joanna carving Claudia's face for 5 rounds but not having the power to KO her is better than Bundiesha Taint literally wrestlefucking Amandyke so hard that she will visibly start to get off to it and just let Miesha have her way with her
>>69330815
he's unironically a cuck
>>69330759
I can see DC's face in his chest and abs.
>>69330815
Odd that most black UFC fighters are cornball brothers. Probably because wrestling is so white.
>>69330796
of course, this time it's him getting fucked, he doesn't give a shit about others
>>69330815
He doesn't come from money as far as I'm aware, I like his personality tbqh
I'm worried about Jones' pocket, he's once once in the last year and a half, he has a tendency to spend a lot and with all his sponsors gone I don't see him maintaining a posh lifestyle for long. What if all the taxes wear him down and the CoCo drawback starts kicking in?
>>69330815
Because Jon sounds like a psychopath and white folk are all devils and psychopaths just like him
>>69330862
Well we did conquer the planet so maybe we do produce more psychos..
Psychos are smarter than average people so we know blacks aren't gonna produce any..
>>69330815
because all the real niggas are doing crack and getting shot at cookouts
Uh...guys...
Luke Thomas @SBNLukeThomas 1m
WOW! Second sample confirmed negative by USADA. Haters gonna hate he was innocent all along. Racist accusations against Jon for nothing.
Jones is now off my list of top 5 boys. Not because of steroids, but because the last 3 years were JUST.
Current list:
1 Cub Swanson
2 Wonder Meme
3 Cyborg
4 Holloway
5 Gus
>>69330928
too obvious
Guys, any anti doping sentiment you read or hear is just propaganda from users who don't want the competition.
>>69330928
Fuck you
>>69330928
fake
>>69330822
You clearcly didn't watched their previous fight
USADA was a mistake.
>>69330928
Too cuck heavy, get better
>>69330815
>Why does Jon Jones have the personality of a white dweeb?
Cause he is a black dipshit
Cormier will fight!
>only 4 fights on main card
>8 fight prelim not including fightpass
dana?
MMAFighting.com @MMAFighting 2m2 minutes ago
Dana White: Cormier will fight this weekend.
>>69330973
USADA = More white champs.
It's proven White people are the best natural overal athletes.
They have the right balance of slow/fast twitch.
>>69330988
You can see he clearly cried.
>Dana White: Cormier will fight this weekend.
What did he mean by this?
>>69330937
>She caught me on the counter
>mousnoozi vs DC
I am fighting DC on Saturday. AMA.
>>69330973
only because they were so fucking slow in announcing the tests.
VADA would've done better.
Jon Anik is fucking STILL complaining about the godamn TV crew!
holy fuck bud
>>69331006
>>69331013
>cormier loses to last minute replacement
>kills himself
Micky bisping u absolute madman
>>69331013
HOLY SHIT!!!!
IS GUS ON THE PLANE?
>>69331013
Gustaffson confirmed?
TITLE SHOT!
We are now in the age of OSP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU&ab_channel=UFC-UltimateFightingChampionship
SEVENTEEN BINGS, BOIS
I knew it wasn't going to happen.
My bet was on DC getting injured. But Jones fucking up somehow was always a high possibility.
Can Rousey make 205?
Who knew Anik likes weed?
>>69331063
he has a pretty cool last name desu
>>69331065
answer this >>69330106
>>69330749
Yo sorry familia also how did u know was me
> inb4 aussie shitpost
Yup as usual mestizo girls are the hottest
>>69331075
LEAVE CORMIER TO ME.
LeBron only needs to drop 35lbs in 2 days, if he can make weight he can save ufc 200
>>69331106
she trimmed down from the last time i saw a picture of her.
>>69331044
>UK flag
>>69331101
That bridesmaid in the haka wedding video is alright, weird eyes though
>>69330622
Where are his dick and balls?
>>69331101
jesus christ the one on the right I was born in the wrong place
I prefer spanish girls to regular white girls but mixed girls are on another level and we have 0 in this country
If they give the shot to Bisping, and somehow he wins, he is automatically the GOAT.
>>69331158
Afro asian are best
Post YFW Bisping beats
A.silva
cockhold
daniel cormier
GSP
>>69331143
In the MMA communities mouth
>>69331184
He should retire in victory like Nige.
nobody actually thinks jones is innocent, right?
>>69331190
LAWLd
>>69331202
he is innocent
>>69331179
never seen one other than the japanese pageant one, she was a bit meh
>>69331202
I think he didn't take any PEDs or banned substances knowingly
>>69331202
Ive seen no evidence that hes guilty so far
10 BINGS TO MCGOOBER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
>>69331143
He's fully erect and he sucks his balls up into his abdomen when in fight mode.
Is your body ready for all Conor memes?
>>69331233
t. innocent pure child
>>69331202
it could be a substance that got in the ban list only recently
>>69331202
have you seen the usada guy?
He's a bald white man... that's a BIG sign he's a racist just trying to keep the BLACK jon jones down. it's fucking disgusting man.
has jon seriously had a fiance for like 8 years?
André Fialho joins the UFC, makes 205lbs and beats DC in the first round
>tfw watch McGoober conferences with bros
>tfw they agree with everything he says
>tfw they think Conor was just messing around in the first fight and showboated too much
>tfw one of them told me he think Conor soundly wins the rematch
>>69331242
more like 40 probably
>>69331277
White girl too
>>69331233
did you know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?
>>69331202
>black
>innocent
bruh
>>69331277
some slut he knocked up in college yeah
>>69331277
He has 5 kids with 3 different women...so lol on that one.
>>69331291
Awww that's cute
>>69331277
he only married her because she got knocked up. chick is busted as fuck
>>69331291
Conor is going to Condit that shit and win on points while taunting to save face
>>69331268
>Implying JJ isn't white inside his heart
How many peeps ya'll think are gonna be in the stream? It'll break 130k easy.
>>69331324
>Been his fiance for like 5 years
>>69331324
wew
>>69331291
in a 3 rd fight i have strict diet mcgregor 100 times out of 100 times...
in a 5 rd fight i have mcgregor on a strict diet 50 /50
>>69331308
>ywn suck a fart out of her rectum
heem me
>>69331324
She's pretty qt desu
HAHAHA MONEY MONEY MONEY HAHAHAHA YOU ARE STOOPID I WILL KNOCK YOUR TEET OUT!
Why do people like McGregor again?
What did he mean by this?
Conor bants will only be "I made you rich, you should thank me"
>#1 p4p fighter in the world
>>69331329
He can't gameplan a fighter that beats him standing and on the ground. Conor's best bet to win the rematch is leg kick and run, which he won't do
I expect a 2nd or 3rd round TKO/SUB win for Nate
>Bisping kills Rockhold on 2 weeks notice
>Bisping kills DC on 3 days notice
Would everyone at AKA literally heem themselves?
>>69331324
She looks like she's a cokewhore tbqf
>>69330403
i sort of feel sorry for you
>>69331324
B-but i thought black men were taking all the hot white girls wtf?
>>69331364
Well i guess to you.. since you live in puerto rico with a bunch of mud bloods..
>>69331056
>>69331060
>Gustaffson making the 205 cut in less than 2 days
>>69331364
maybe if you're into busted coke whores that love bbc
>>69331366
Memes mane
You'll be tuned in for the same reason I am
>be an absolute work horse
>devise the ultimate strategy to overcome your greatest foe
>dedicate three months of your life to the toughest, most painful training camp ever
>go through everything countless times to assure that your preparation is beyond perfect
>never has your confidence been this strong, you are going to win 100%
>your opponent then pulls out
>they put some hillbilly jolly rancher that you know nothing about in your original opponent's place
>he heems you in the most humiliating fashion
>you google ''how to tie a hangman noose'' + ''silken rope shipments'' after the fight
mfw
is there a stream I should be watching?
>>69331372
>tfw you could heem every here and your wife is a dime
>>69331369
The baby results were incoming.
>>69331389
Only rich successful black dudes get a hot white girl
Most black guys get crackwhore leavings
It's going to be fucking Mousasi isn't it?
>>69331291
Pretty smart friends.
somebody can give me a TL:DR jones presser?
>>69331413
fbi director comey getting grilled on Clinton right now is fun to watch. Poor guy is getting fucking roasted.
>>69331389
>Jenny Moses
>Moses
>That horse face
>White
https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/751115430043975680
>Dana White: Cormier will fight this weekend.
>>69331324
What do you think Jon's brother has to say about this?
>>69331369
he needed to get the onions and other stuff to make him cry, that's why he went backstage
tear up Jon, and go get some fans
>>69331371
pretty much. it kinda sucks because he got fucked up, he can't say anything without sounding bitter
the whole 'i was winning for 8 minutes' thing is almost as bad as people who are like 'well X fighter was winning until they got knocked out cold!'
>>69331429
'i'm sorry'
*leaves the room to cry*
'guys i'm really sorry' while he sobs
O S P
S
P
UFC 202 presser starting shortly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
>>69331389
>since you live in puerto rico with a bunch of mud bloods..
Check your own fucking flag mate, ive personally never seen passed by a muslim have you?
>>69331447
>TFW DC now gets sympathy/Anti JJ support and comes out like Rocky with the whole place loving him
>>69331158
Yeah we have no sizable Spanish community or many latin Americans and that's what I wish we had more of. And other continental Euros.
> We will accept all of you as refugees if the kebab waves do not stop
1 bing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
1 BING
>>69331460
It's going to be a cringefest.
More than normal.
202 PRESSER HYPE
So
How does Conor trash talk Nate after getting his ass beat
>inb4 the new main event becomes mcgregor vs aldo 2 and frankie gets cucked again
How many people are going to be watching? 50k?
>All these tricolors again
Fuck
>>69331372
B A S E D
how late will conor be this time?
>>69331492
Do people from NZ have an opinion on the British coming over?
>>69331474
O/U 10 minutes on how late it'll start
>>69331526
If he's smart, he doesn't. If he gets into another shouting match, he's finished.
>>69331492
you might get some buttmad brit refugees now with brexit
>>69331509
IF he takes that tack, we'll see. This will show how savey Mcgoober truly is.
>>69331482
i live in 99.8% WHITE area..
But nice try guy.
>>69331526
he doesn't
>>69331429
They think it's a tainted supplement and his arab lawyer/agent confirmed it was some kind of metabolite.
LOL REKT
stream starts soon
>>69331372
this guy is living the life desu
>no drama whatsoever around his fights
>heems everyone with ease
>gets to fuck his dime of a wife and play videogames when he's not training
>>69331587
He deserves it for being the mightiest of mice
>>69331587
Not to mention he doesn't take any supplements so can basically never get USADAd
>>69331372
im ok with this
seems like a genuinely cool dude too
>>69331587
Don't forget
>has the best trainer in the world
>has the mind game of a zen monk
>>69331372
The whole concept of p4p is just hard to get behind. The only reason MM is as good as he is is because of his size, which allows him to move the way he does. Yes he's also very smart, technical, and creative but lets be honest: if he wasn't as quick as he is, he wouldn't be nearly as dominant. If he was 6' tall and 170lbs, he wouldn't physically be a quick and athletic. It's just not humanly possible. He may or may not still be able to beat plenty of guys at that weight, but there's obviously no realistic way of knowing
>>69331572
Congrats, you live in a bubble
what does heem stand for
>>69331526
he should take the high road and just say let's have a good match for the fans but he's a brash retard and will make excuses
>>69331587
Still a manlet.
>>69331526
If you've been keeping track, Conor claimed that Nate was a sloppy lanklet. The potato still believes that it was his own cardio that cost him the fight, not Nate.
>>69331626
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Men
>live stream is starting soon
O/U 20 minutes until they start?
Gus is fighting DC at catchweight of 215
>>69331572
Been in Cumbria on holidays, looked *almost* as white as Poland. Was genuinly surprised.
>>69331626
he efficiently endures meems
