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Jon Jones press conference
what a bitch
welcome to the wonderboy era
>suplements
bwahahahahaahahahahaha
YOU COME OUT HERE LOOKING FOR SYMPY FROM THE PEOPLE
BUT YOU DON'T GET MY SYMPY AT ALL.
Damn maybe this bitch nigger really does have the natural test levels of a 6 year old chinese girl
>>69327754
what a 189er
>I can't pronounce it
>I've never even heard of it
>It's not performance related
Welp, """tainted sups""" incoming
awful OP
>>69327696
>Silva
>Jones
>Mir
>Mini Mendes
>Machida
>Romero
Who else are we missing since the Usada holocaust?
>man tears
>brings up his own legacy as the GOAT over and over
>his legacy will now be PED use, cocaine, a hit and run, and decisioning cans
LMAO
Good job Jon
>>69327754
Conor will be crying after 202 kek
>too big for 145, too shit for 155
Lads, I need to get jacked. Where can I get some tainted supplements?
>Use steroids
>Get caught
>Cry
So this is basically the same thing that happened to Yoel but on a larger stage right?
IM NOT BROKEN GUYS
>Jon Jones crying
Never thought I'd see the day
STILL MY BOY
>god
CHAEL!
CHAEL?
>>69327808
HOLY FUCK THIS DICKRIDER
Chael asking questions?
>>69327696
did i miss anything?
oh god jj is crying hahahah this is the best day of my life
>Chael on the mic, calling him out
Uncle Chael asking good questions
>greatest talent in the history of the sport
lel
![paul-heyman-wwe-100115-wwe-ftr_hgnrehzy4pzp1cyslipefe1s9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j9H5t4b.jpg "paul-heyman-wwe-100115-wwe-ftr_hgnrehzy4pzp1cyslipefe1s9[1].jpg")
Imagine Paul Heyman walking out with Lesnar and announcing the fight
>>69327776
This was great
>>69327837
yes
plus it was pre fight yoel's was out of comp
Didn't they say it was a tainted supplement?
Why would he ask if he's denying taking it? He obviously did? What kind of question was that?
>>69327845
crying like a little bitch thinking he could get away with it.
>>69327818
this
pure egomaniac delusion
WEST LYNN'S OWN
THE OG
THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND
CHAEL
P
SONNEN
I know that voice
>>69327751
maybe you could believe these tears if this is your first time ever seeing Jon Jones. He has been the fakest motherfucker in the world up until recently which he just kinda embraced how big of a piece of shit he is while talking about "starting a new chapter of his life"
I would have liked to see DC beat him but this is a close 2nd in the satisfaction level seeing him cry like a little bitch.
>exotic travel
these fucking cucks
Oh my god I didn't even realise it was Chael
please revoke my /heem/ license
>I wouldn't take anything to enhance my game
>Coke addict
Am I really expected to believe that?
>>69327874
That's MMA journalism for you.
my boy chael nailing jones
The true p4p goat#1, who asks USADA before ever taking a supplementt
DIDN'T
DO
NUFFIN
>>69327876
Honestly the worst GIF that I've seen in years. Bravo.
this presser man
>Jon what's the most bullshit excuse you can think off
worded in 10 different ways
CHAEL SAVES THE DAY
From all fights in the main card of 200, Jones x Cormier is the one that I care less. It would be a replay of the first one, DC would have no answer to JJs wingspan, techniques and style. That one takedown deleted dc's soul. Hopefully they'll make Aldo Edgar the ME.
>chael
DC would be laughing his ass off if he wasn't 37 and getting fucked out of a lot of money
>yfw Jones has just the exact kind of personaliy that will cause him to be broke and fucked in the head in <10 years
>>69327823
>triggered by conor pictures
U N B R O K E N
N
B
R
O
K
E
N
>>69327935
his family is loaded
>HEY JONES ARE YOU GOING TO BECOME A DRUNK AGAIN
>>69327929
Nah, DC is a good person. Better than anybody here really. He wouldn't get satisfaction out piling on somebody.
>>69327876
Holy shit he's hulking up
Why is he crying when he knows it's his fault? This is something a child would do
>>69327929
>DC right now, forced to go out of the game a broke bum instead of rich as fuck
>>69327935
I'd take the unders of him being dead or in prison in 10 years.
whats the last time you cried guys
for me its been so long ago,maybe 10 years and I cant even recall the feeling
MMA is fucking glorious
>if im out for 2 years
Not the words of an innocent man
What did Cha-L ask him?
>HI JON KAREN HERE WILL YOU RELAPSE
>>69327948
his brother is a degenerate too
sounds incredibly deluded, like he can somehow steer this around
>Jon Jones talking about being out for 2 years
this nigga know he guilty af lol
>>69327818
Esto
>Already talking about being out for 2 years
It's over. He's guilty.
Wouldn't abolishing the USDA and hopping up every fighter on super PED's be the right thing to do?
>thanking God in advance
You can't do that!
>>69327951
What do you guys make of this?
Im in ecstasy right now
>>69327957
i'm a better person than him you blithering idiot
>>69327972
are you denying taking peds or denying that you knew that whatever you took was on the ban list
(or something like that)
SUPPLEMENT
lads, can someone explain to me how the "B sample" thing works? What is it and whats the point?
Doesn't seem like it will fix anything, Jon's going home apparently
>>69327990
you should do that!
>>69327963
>This is something a child would do
You're a literal idiot my man. He just lost the chance to main event the biggest card of all time and now his legacy is in danger of being tainted forever.
>"""""""""Tainted Supplements""""""""""
Jon Jones has vacated both the Real Title and the Interim Title now
>Hey Jon, ur life is fuck, m8. The interview.
>Delusions of grandeur
I'm getting banned for 2 years but this is good news cause god wouldnt fuck me over like he does to children with cancer :^)
>>69327970
the ride never ends, friend
he is smug again
>Jones is the first man to be stripped of an interim title
Chael started running his own MMA news site called FloCombat.
We can expect to see Chael at more press conferences
>>69327994
He's a cheating piece of shit, and has probably been cheating since day 1, which is why he partied his ass off, he knew he didn't have to be strict because he'll just cheat more
well.....all those power lifting personal records...surely natty like, all of the sudden you're skrong af in your late 20s?
speaking of his fiance? where was she when he was partying it up?
>INTERIM TITLE DUUDE
Why even ask that? Who even cares? It was a babby belt, anyone can bloody tell you that it'll just go now.
He's not going to be the interim champ for 2 years, DC is the champ.
>>69327986
> Not having a Brazilian flag
>>69328012
I guess they simply take two samples at the same time to later confirm any positive results and rule out bad testing or tainting of the samples in handling
>>69328033
>FloCombat
Is it named for the amount of shit that comes out of his mouth?
can just have ONE fucking event where someone doesn't do anything stupid
fuck i just want one event where things go smoothly
i thought 199 was a sign of change
ran again loooool
>>69328012
are u dumb or just pretending
>>69328033
Is that related to FloWrestling?
>>69328037
She's been his fiancee for like half a decade now
>im sure all you know who i am
who?
HE A GUD BOY
>>69327696
Shit. I just learned about this seconds ago. Opened the video and heard "okay guys, thanks for coming."
WTF happened?!?! Was it drugs or PEDS?
>>69328050
The presser is over you baboon.
>this bitch thinks her opinion of him changes the drug result
shut up you fucking alpha widow
>>69328065
They are claiming it's a substance that he didn't know he was taking
>this ronda-faced bitch talking like people care what she says
>>69328065
PEDs
>>69328012
In concept it's supposed to be a countermeasure to make sure Sample A wasn't a fluke.
The logic is bullshit though because then you would need a sample c, and so on and so forth.
So he should be going home because why test positive in the first place.
what a strong womyn
>>69328065
The latter, they're saying tainted supplement
It's so obvious she's been hard-dicked by Jon. Probably in various locations. Backs of cars, office supply rooms, cafeterias, rooftops
>>69328071
Mate that's clearly some sort of public relations person
Sounds like backstage politics to me.
Lesnar probably said he wanted to be the main event.
>>69328065
supplement mafia trying to take out black Christian fighters
>>69328079
KEK
>... STILL the best LHW there is
how can one drug addict be so based?
>>69328020
>companies risk their financial future and massive lawsuits against them to taint their own goods
yeah, makes a load of sense, possible jail time, FDA fines and sanctions, lawsuits, bankruptcy
all so they can taint the supplements for a 1 particular athlete
>>69328070
But the woman said "I want to say something before you two leave", Jon looked back and ignored her
im still #teamjones come at me
>>69328079
ayyy
p-please take it easy on Jon ebil media
>>69328089
>public relations person
>i almost never talk to media
have another beer
>>69328080
Yeah thats what I assumed and also why I didn't understand the point of it. So if B comes back negative, then what? All is forgiven or just, wot.
>>69328087
Why are you manchildren so obsessed with black dicks? It's gone past the point of satire now.
what channel is the jon jones press conference?
>>69328107
you misheard
>>69328012
They take a sample of your blood or urine
They split that sample in 2 vials: sample A and sample B
They test sample A, if it's positive they test sample B
>>69328118
BIG
>>69328015
>reading comprehension
>>69328118
What the h*ck are you on about? Jon's not black.
>>69328095
wtf I hate white people now
>>69328071
she's a fucking pleb
>"jon stayed sober as per court order after being intoxicated and hitting a pregnant woman than fleeing the scene so he would stay out of jail"
>>69328115
What's that got to do with what I just said?
Someone you hire for public relations purposes doesn't talk to the media for you, sit the fuck down.
>>69328133
BLACK
>Tfw your hero falls from grace again and again like Sisyphus
>>69328104
1) Supplement regulations are legit a joke and nobody will face steep consequences
2) You don't have to be in conspiracy with the company to have somebody figure out what supplement you should cover your ass with.
"I believe something really good will come of this"
>gets removed from UFC 200 with 3 days to go
>he didn't do nuffin, blame those tainted supplements
>Jones' career will now include him being stripped of a goddamn interim belt
JUST
>>69328126
smart spanish chico thanks!
>>69328117
if it is forgiven, I call shenanigans. UFC fucked up in trusting USADA anyway. VADA is the GOAT objective tester.
The questions were bad and didnt give any info but Jon crying like a bitch may have redeemed the card a tiny bit.
2 and 1/2 hours until the 202 presser, can that top Jon crying, will Nate make Conor cry?
>>69328118
Don't worry mate, at least the succ meme is dead now.
What did Chael ask him?
You guys think Jones will let DC succ in private?
Like the 3rd fight between Apollo and Rocky?
Will he still go down as the GOAT?
>>69328012
>I have never heard of a false positive
What kind of education did you get in Bongland?
>>69328147
>"out of all my clients jon is the biggest black bull and did everything i asked including not going back to jail and being my big black bull"
>Wasting 3 years of your prime cooning out
muh tainted supplement
>>69328151
ROIDS
IMPORTANT POLL PLS RESPOND
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689029
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689029
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689029
when does the card start?
Press conference summary
>he a gud boi and dindunuffin
>>69328165
I think it was the question of whether he admits to taking a substance or something
So who will be the new interim LHW champion?
>>69328173
One that didn't involve me getting shot to death :^)
>>69328165
are you saying you didnt take it knowingly or you didnt take it
jon said uh both
>>69328155
luv u 2 bby
>>69328183
I only vote in very important polls sorry
>tfw all of your boys are falling one by one
>>69328179
kek
>>69328183
>No HWs
>>69328191
The lady at the end basically said that Kek
People shouldn't hide behind religion and use them as some sort of merit just for being part of it.
It's the other way around, you bring your merits to a cause and make it brighter. A charitable, honest and really good person makes whatever religion he's affiliated with look better, and not the other way around.
>>69327926
It's Lesnar vs Hunt as the main. Which I really don't agree with at all.
>>69328158
Nate:
>White be....
Conor:
>
I wonder how mad Dana is right now
the fat cow literally pulled a 'he a gud boi, he was getting his life back on track'
On a scale from 0 to 10, how badly does this whole JBJ vs DC thing need a based on true events movie?
>>69328200
Thanks bro.
Don't worry though, 200 will go on with Lesnar as main event, who clearly is 100% natty.
>>69328208
don't worry m8 wonderboy is here to rescue the sport
join the team today
>>69327926
Agreed
Jones vs Cormier I sucked.
>>69328183
Realistically Gustaffason, but Bisbong is what I want to see
>>69328175
>tfw he comes back old and slow as fuck, gets heemed by some bum
>>69328147
>*then
now I'm the pleb
>>69328153
yeah...they'll never face a lawsuit if jon jones or any other cheating athlete takes the tub of "creatine" they have at home and has it tested and finds out it's indeed tainted with anabolic steroids or the substances used to cover up the use of anabolic steroids
come on dude...supplement companies aren't going to taint their own fucking stuff, it may not meet health and safety standards, if may get recalled for e-coli, but it's not getting anabolic steroids put into it, and it's not getting masking agents put into it
>Chris "beer made me gain 20 lbs of muscle" Weidman will be the next big name to be popped for PEDs
pottery lads
>>69328252
"Realistically Gustaffason"
>He doesn't know Bisping was a 205 lber
>>69328234
HE WUZ FOLLOWING COURT ORDERED PROGRAMS
GOING TO SCHOOLS
HE A GUD BOI
When will the UFC have a Royal Rumble?
Honestly I feel bad for the fucker. He just can't stop fucking up and it's a huge problem for him. It's kind of crazy how such a great athlete is such a giant fuck up.
>>69328222
Fugg they really don't give a shit about the Sport, it's all about muh mandrama casuals throwing shekels at us
Holy shit Jim Rome is lighting Coke N Poke he fuck up.
>>69328235
1 unless Jon Jones dies soon / DC becomes homeless.
>>69328246
By the way, has Woodley fought under USADA rules? His last fight was in January 2015
>>69327926
I disagree
now that jones was on the steroids I want to see a clean jones vs DC, im sure DC could pull the win
>>69328183
jeez, people must really hate bisping
>>69328260
http://www.stack.com/a/report-supplements-contain-steroids
>Jones will never fight again
So he's offically out of the GOAT conversation right?
>>69328158
>2 and 1/2 hours until the 202 presser
>>69328274
He's the current middleweight champion you retarded little cunt.
What, you think UFC is just going to plug him in there on short notice?
>here's a champion vs champion fight! that we haven't promoted xDDDD
>>69328279
>'great athlete'
>average lanklet on PEDS
pick one
>>69328275
HE ONLY SNORTED COKE WHEN I DREW THE LINES TEE HEE
>>69328292
Wanting bisping to Earn a shit load of money and potentially hold 2 belts is hate?
What did Rose mean by this?
>>69328287
http://ufc.usada.org/testing/results/athlete-test-history/
type in his name
he has been tested once in 2015 and 7 times this year
>>69328289
>the "he just won because he was on PEDs!!" meme has permeated even into Jon Jones
Fuck this gay earth
Everyone juices. Everyone does drugs. Cmon, you should know it better than all of us.
>>69328297
still the youngest champion in UFC history
>>69328325
>>69328252
>Realistically
he isn't even in Vegas and wouldn't be able to make weight for a title fight
>>69328275
Why do you talk like this? Are you demented?
>>69328292
>Bisping didn't do so bad against Rashad and Chael
>great cardio
>heemed Cormier's team mate
>is a champ vs champ match
>banter
It's the best fight they can make quick. Gegard Mousasi? Please this guy will just be on his back all night. At least Bisping tried to get back up and make wrestlers work.
>>69328302
It's the biggest card ever and it's falling apart. I wouldn't be surprised by anything at this point.
>>69328303
Oh, I'm sorry, am I not aware of some PEDs that give you exceptional technique and skills?
If he pissed hot now, I think it's fair to assume he was juiced before aswell.
JBJ career *
>meat in Mexico has PEDs
Why do they make this shit up?
>>69328302
You might actually be fucking mentally retarded...
A champion vs Champion fight would be 1000x better to promote on short notice... than gus... who DC ALREADY BEAT.
use some logic dumb aussie pleb.
Reminder that Jones was so scared of DC that he had to use PEDs. He has no finishing ability too.
>>69328341
Is it true that frog legs taste like chicken?
>>69328344
>/reddit/
>>69328344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
I can't wait for the next installment of "IF I DID IT"
>>69328195
>So who will be the new interim LHW champion?
There is no interim LHW champion any more. The only reason that the belt exists is because the actual champion is unavailable to fight.
>>69328350
Outside of Bisping haters no one want to see that fight.
DC would break him so bad he would retire
>McGregor claims after winning the belt last December he'd be the most active champion in the UFC
>7 months later and he still hasn't defended his belt
The McGregor meme sure is losing traction
>>69328337
saying ''everyone is on peds'' is just as stupid m8
lets say everyone is on peds, you dont even know if everyone is on the same shit and even if they are you dont know the dosage
since DC never got caught we can assume that hes on a low dosage, he is at least 'cleaner' than jones relatively
>>69328154
He was probably refering to a contract with Lellator
>>69328362
there is not enough time to promote anymore
>>69328358
americucks will believe anything
>we landed on the moon but we forgot how to since then :^)
>>69328379
That's the whitest voice I have ever heard.
>>69328362
I never said it wouldn't be better than Gustaffson, try to keep up. You're clearly having difficulties.
I'm saying that it's not realistic to expect them to put Bisping in there.
JONES RESPONSE FOR DC
http://youtu.be/EhwOZyfjon0
>>69328292
> He doesn't unnderstand the greatness of the natty GOAT BISKING
put some fucking respect on his name you trick nigger
>>69328415
fucking kek
>>69328358
You do know chickens are usually pumped fukk of growth hormones for a quick ROI for Farmers, right?
And usually mexican is oxymoron for unclean, shaddy, would probably kill you, etc
>Being on PEDs in WWE only gets you 30 days
Apologize
>>69328401
White people don't talk like that, darkie
>>69328427
how do I achieve this mode
>>69328388
Did you say that when he fought Luke too?
Cormier is a better wrestler than Chael and Rashad, but Bisping is available and willing, and the fight would be big $$$
He should've done drugs right after the fight, instead of before.
>>69328285
Or they arrange a street fight with pride rules
>>69328440
You don't
>>69328443
PEDs don't work retroactively
>>69328390
Do you have a point?
>>69328415
>>69328440
Samoan genes
>>69328427
What is this apologize meme? I see it everywere
>>69328427
>he STILL doesn't realize it's a storyline to try to get the fans to like him
>>69328426
Wow, Brazil the nation of neatness and regulations
You are aware that Mexico exports billions of meat to the whole world? It's just bullshit because black athletes dindunuffinwong
>>69328427
WWE is not a real sport. There's no reason for PEDs to be against the rules. It's not like it helps you win or something.
>>69328433
If the guy in the video was black he would have said We Wuz Kangz not We Wuz Kings
>>69328417
bisping isn't natty. rampage eluded to that. he has the same resting heart rate as lance armstrong.
CORMIER VS ROMERO
DO IT
>>69328467
Correction..
do steroids
lift weights
get a tan and stupid tattoo
MISSION COMPLETE
>>69328475
>It's not like it helps you win or something.
It helps you look much better for the cameras and thus you are allowed to win more and be promoted a lot.
>>69328318
you're right i would take that ass kicking too for the payday. dc would mop the floor with him though
>>69328442
>Did you say that when he fought Luke too?
No but DC used to ragdoll HW. DC improved is striking greatly, he has good cardio, good power, top tier wrestling and chin.
Bisping can't outboxe a guy like DC for 5 rounds and take a decision.
>>69328475
>There's no reason for PEDs to be against the rules.
See: Benoit.
>>69328503
he's pretty hot to be honest
