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>>69329348
10/10
>>69329546
These are the only two
>Bombston
Ones I have though
>2 ply
Calder trophy?
>canadumbs
>>69330253
Doubtful
>>69328248
This is the worst "meme" of the offseason.
Wtf I love bombston now
I am now a #Sweenmissile
>>69330321
I've been making that post every fucking thread for 2 years now you dumb reddit newfag cuck redditor
>>69330351
wtf I love Finland now
I am now a #mememissile
>>69330253
LOL
tfw Jon memes
>>69330602
stop forcing reddit nonmemes
>>69330618
>Jon
Adios faggot
>>69330354
dawww
>>69330633
>>69330633
nice try reddit
>2 ply
2017 is our year
>>69330591
Better than your Sebastian Aho.
>>69330735
Are you canadians ashamed of being on the same continent as USA?
>>69330781
Not even close.
Liiga is shit. Putting up points there is only creating fake hype around shit players that don't translate to NHL. There is a reason to why finns never pans out.
Skellefteå >>>> Any Liiga team
>>69330738
Your window is closed, You're not winning for the next 30 years desu
>>69330903
no the USA has some good shit, just not the people
>Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets
>#NHLJets agree to terms with Mathieu Perreault on a four-year contract extension.
Jets incoming
>>69330903
yes
95% of them are absolute drooling morons
>>69330921
Why was he better than any swedes in the u20 games?
>>69331082
I'm not trying to take anything away from Aho, but finland had a pretty good team. He was also on a line with pulju and laine.
Reminder that the penguins have a tainted cup (2009) and only won by a combination of injured opponents and blatant ref puck
>>69331082
Because he was not?
Finland was severly outplayed by both Sweden and Russia until the worst case of reffpucking ever recorded started.
>>69331151
True, not like Aho was being carried by the two tho, he did a lot of work. It was also his first this season playing center
>>69331082
>>69330921
Laine is winning the calder and it won't be close. Matthews/aho/nylander are good players but they have to play on a dogshit team, the jets will be a great team next year IMO and laine will score a bunch of PPG
>>69331176
*first time
>>69331170
this denial
>>69331170
>this delusion
>>69330738
>>69330925
Patrick Kane is a great American, not only for winning the Art Ross and being the Anakin Skywalker of hockey, but also for helping prove women do make a lot of false rape allegations and the idea of feminist's having their own sharia courts for sex crimes is ridiculous.
>>69331183
Wouldn't count pulju out if he gets to play in a good line on edmonton. Fully honest, I'm not putting my expectations too high on Aho even tho he was great for my home town team this year, his game might not translate too well into NA and he is pretty small.
>>69331259
The deals on Toews and him will cripple the team for years
>>69330958
The real america sits above the 40th parallel
everything else is garbage
>>69330921
Fuck off with your Skellefteå.
Only Frölunda has been able to beat top Finnish teams (Kärpät, Tappara) in the last few years.
>>69329279
Is bill autistic?
>>69331210
>>69331231
Can't wait for a couple of seasons when all of the finnish """"""""golden"""""" generation have busted.
>>69331262
True, I should have said that. If pulju can succeed on the first or second line in edmonton, he will definitely have a legitimate shot at the calder. You never can tell how an undersized player like Aho will perform, especially if he is put at center.
>>69331305
Kek no swedish clubs even try to win these matches because how superior they are.
When Frölunda made Puljushit cry literal tears they were in a huge slump, every team in SHL shat all over them at that time.
Still Frölunda playing like the worst SHL team >>> any Liiga team
>>69331293
>tfw one whole year since they won
;( Why couldn't we win bros??
where do swedes and finns go on holiday to?
like here we go to cuba or other places in the caribbean
>>69331262
Size is starting to matter less and less. When you have a guy who is 5'9 150 lbs score 78 points I think it's time to evaluate skill over size.
>>69331328
It won't even matter. They can end up as average NHL-players or KHL-players and we'd still be competitive.
>>69331383
do you actually go to cuba?
we've had the place embargoed for so long, I forgot that you guys could
folks around here usually hit up jamaica or something else down there, if they go to the carribean at all. Most americans I know go on vacation to other american cities though
>>69331388
Isn't aho a center though?
>>69331467
That doesn't mean he has to be a center in the nhl. He can still be just as good as a winger.
>>69331373
It's not like it's the main competition for Finnish clubs either. Frölunda celebrated like it was though.
>tfw russian goaltending
>>69331467
Not really, he mostly played wing this year and was forced to center since our centers were shit. I think he is better and more comfortable on the wing..
>>69331388
one guy is not a trend
size will always matter as long as the ice is as small as it is. Look at larkin, one of the fastest, if not the fastest, player on the ice. Kid gets knocked right off the puck by anyone that manages to catch him. he needs to bulk up to be getting more than 50 points next year (he is)
speed and skill are fine, but ultimately a larger version of the same speed and skill is always better
>>69331436
Don't give a shit about you being "competetive".
Having a shitload of shit NHL/KHL players like Finland might enable you to pull them to the world cup and chalenge the real hockey nations D-teams. But that is irrelevant to people in Sweden/Canada/USA/Russia but if it makes you happy, good for you.
Well done
how do i get a qt black rag slag?
>>69331500
True, I don't see him succeeding as a center, its so rare for a player that size to become a legitimate top six center.
>>69331549
Makes sense, I don't really follow the hurricanes, do they have any decent young forwards? The calder is so dependent on the team, unless you're insanely talented
>>69331551
I get that but there's a ton of nhl players who are small. I just think its foolish to write off a player because he's not 6'2 210
>>69331605
>slag
Fuck off
>>69331454
yeah my city(London)'s airport only international flights are to Chicago, then in the winter to Florida, Cuba, Cancun, and the Dominican Republic
It's not bad, the food is awful but it's cheap
Reminder Fleury is elite.
>>69331568
It's not pulling a surprise when we do it every time.
Maybe you should start to produce something else than le offensive "defense"man with le good hair.
>>69331715
For every "decent" finnish NHL player there are 5 swedish stars
>this Swedish Finnish banter
>>69331624
Haven't followed them either, gonna bandwagon because of Aho tho. Same with >pulju
>>69331670
I think it's a fine standard of measurement if the rest of your team is already small
red wings have that problem
>>69331873
I think drafting bigger players is the safer way to go. Doesn't mean youre getting the better player it just means their floor is higher.
>>69331767
And still you haven't done much better than us in the last years.
In the next years we have Laine, Barkov, Pulju, Aho and Juolevi instead of KHL-players and NHL-fringes.
If we are so good with shitty players it'll be end for Sweden.
>>69330903
Canada is just a US protectorate. Canadian identity is just a marketing scheme. Anyone living in America's hat that thinks otherwise is just deluded. Sure, we might have had some burgeoning identify between the end of WWII and the early 70s, but after that America's dominant culture basically assimilated us. Most of Canada's population lives within 100km of the border and is completely saturated by US media and culture. And all the peoples in Canada that have somewhat unique culture and history do not really identify as Canadians first, i.e. Quebec, the Maritimes, and the northern territories. I'd give my left nut to be back in the US sipping on a $0.33 Miller Highlife with my hand up a nice piece of easy going Yankee pussy.
>tl;dr fuck cuckistan
>>69331961
sweden didn't even have a player in the first round this year, did they?
what a weird year
This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and is looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid.
>>69331961
>In the next years we have Laine, Barkov, Pulju, Aho and Juolevi
>tfw this is what Finland considers their future
>tfw they are all weak versions of swedish prospects, not even out star players
Can't take this
>>69332028
then leave, fat burger.
>>69332066
Mcbust will get carried harder than gretski desu
What's the future of Swedish goaltending when Henrik L. retires?
>>69332028
so move to america and get shot to death
>>69332032
Alex Nylander was a 1st rounder?
>>69331938
sure, I just don't really see a "size is getting less important" trend, however slight it may be.
unless you've got some evidence to back it up
>>69332131
a slew of bad nhl backups
Why didn't he shoot it, guys?
>>69332164
oh right. nvm
>>69332131
Right after Lundqvist it's
Markström
Lehner
>>69332028
Sure, but the US doesnt have a Newfoundland
>>69332195
if you watch the replay you can see that he never even looked at the net on the play, he was going all in on the pass
>>69332206
wew lad
>>69332304
got an elite defence so it's no worry for a couple of years.
Markström is good enough desu
>>69331293
>cripple
They still have one of the best teams in hockey. They're dynasty is assured. They are highly profitable. You watch Dallas or even St Louis games and half the fans are hawks fans. Season before this one Nashville banned out-of-state credit card sales to keep Chicago fans out. Hockey is a business and theirs is run by the fucking legendary Scotty Bowman. I think they'll even run a bit more physical next season with Ladd back, Carcillo on the mend, and Shaw still in the lineup. Teravainen was a loss, but I herd he had some locker room issues, or maybe with Quenneville - who is one of the top 3 coaches in the league if easily - I don't recall exactly.
>tl;dr they're a fun team to watch and don't see that changing
>>69332356
is this copypasta?
>>69332210
Sorry, totally forgot Newfoundland as one of those unique places in Canada, but again, they identify as newfies first (didn't even join Canada until after the war).
>>69332121
>>69332145
>muh crappy tire
>muh tim hortons
>muh butthurt sensitive canadian puss-puss
>>69332352
> le offensive defenseman
> le good hair
> le KHL-level goalkeeping
>>69332552
>muh high fructose corn syrup
>muh black people
>muh mexicans
go home burger
>>69332206
>lehner
thats pretty sad desu
>swedish defence
is actually pretty good
>>69332028
Then why don't you? It seems foolish to live somewhere and be unhappy.
YO METRO WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGAS
>>69332356
They were coasting on fortunate deals for a while, but bad contracts are finally catching up to them. They'll be middling around mediocrity for a while.
>>69332715
I'm in school here. I travel to the US when I can. I lived in Chicago for years felt as safe as in Toronto or Montreal. Honestly, I'm just not into nationality. I don't cry when my cities team doesn't get into the playoffs, but I pay closer attention to individual Canadian players, particularly those from Nova Scotia (yeeeeehhhhh Crosbitch!) and Ontario, because those are the places I grew up.
>SNES sign Chris Kelly
oh god this franchise runs entirely on muh feels
>>69333100
>I don't cry when my cities team doesn't get into the playoffs
its not like you have a choice
honestly though, it must be nice for other countries to have america killing all the brown people for them. Our economy is FUCKED, it'd be nice to live in a country that actually used it's tax money for cool things
>>69333100
What kind of dumbass goes to school in Canada?
>>69333396
Canada is a great place to go to school.
So this offseason is going to be all the /int/ posting with none of the clip art? Fuck this place when you faggots bullied smuk off you ruined this place
>>69333321
>>69333396
See, it's not that you're not any better than Canadians, it's just that your liqour doesn't have a 66% markup and your women are empty nets. Don't get it twisted,
Differently, what Scandinavian country is least effected by the migrant crisis?
>>69333499
We need to go back to lockout era of pizza posting
>>69333396
University of Toronto and Queen's are some of the best in NA.
>>69333321
>>69333333
>tfw /hoc/ missed the chance for another clipart meme get
>>69333960
McGill & Concordia in Montreal are also highly respected outside of Canada, and Dalhousie in Halifax.
>The Vancouver Canucks signed goaltender Jacob Markstrom to a three-year contract extension, the club announced Thursday. The contract will carry an annual average value of $3.67 million and will run through the end of the 2019.20 season.
Lel?
>>69336150
Weird signing for a guy who hasn't done much. 3.67 is a lot of money.
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>69336299
Everyone knows you elect your enemies to lead your country
Break bread with your enemies, that way they won't win!
I love this manlet.
is domestic violence actually a problem in finlan?
>>69338313
Yes. You can't beat your wife.
>>69336508
Lol he almost made Vancouver a contender the games he played but with le communist american sports hockey league you can afford losing on purpose and play Miller instead.
the arizona coyotes will win the stanley cup
>>69338313
It's not a problem.
It's a problem solver 2bh.
>>69338313
Yes. You usually have to smack your bitch few times before she learns. I blame the feminists for this poor learning curve.
>>69338837
>>69338576
>>69338440
fuck off /pol/
>>69339185
Triggered :D
r u a grill?
>>69337650
>break bread with your enemies
>your enemies don't eat bread
>you lose either way
>captcha: select images with bread
>>69339185
>hating fun
>>69339254
it's summer binland, we get a lot of underage/reddit cancer
pulju is not reddit
>>69339581
He literally became Reddit when he was drafted by Edmonton and got the retarded nickname "pool party". I cringe every time I see that nickname, Bulju is the real name
>>69339908
>Reddit stealin muh players
You guys are faggots. Poolparty is reddit's guy and nothing you can do to stop us.
Leafs will finish around where Buffalo finished this year. They are on a similar rebuild but Buffalo is a year ahead.
Eichel - Matthews
Alex Ny - Will Ny
Reinhart - Marner
Risto - Rielly
Lehner - Andersen
Who is better?
>>69339581
Pool Party xDDDdDDD
>>69340154
every leafs player is better
leafs don't have o'reilly though
>>69339908
The more I think of it Pulju looks even better than Laine. He's more natural skater and better stick handler. I think Laine will struggle with his skating while Pulju is making mad dangles and snipes.
>>69340233
O'Rielly - Kadri
E. Kane - JVR
>>69340298
Thanks for the breakdown, pro-scout. Too bad both will be busts, along with Juolevi. All other top 10 2016 draft picks will be stars.
>>69340679
No problem, Salty Jarmo.
>>69340221
Please delete this post
>>69340221
Kentucky Derby
>>69340874
What will Jarmo's punishment be for passing on Pulju?
>Going to miss my favorite sister
What did he mean by this?
>>69341145
All sins will be washed away in sauna.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si8IqpZc8Fo
>>69340154
Buffalo need to get rid of Ristomongol if they hope to win anything soon.
Glorified goon that peaked 1/3 into his third season and has been shit ever since.
>>69341787
You are a stupid homo
Who can stop these sexy beasts?
>>69342554
Holy shit btfo
Rich Clune Verified account
@richclune
Save you reporters some time. The 10 fight limit and no fighting off the face-off rule is great. Fighting isn't done, just guys who suck are
>>69342841
Dicky Clune is a beaut, I hope he gets a couple games for the leafs this season.
>>69342765
That's what happens brother. I've got so much ammo on Sweden they better not even try.
>>69343223
W. Nylander > Laine > PLD > poojarvi
>>69343514
>W. Nylander, A. Nylander > Asplund > Laine > PLD > poojarvi
Fixed
>>69343514
Wtf is LPD?
>>69343686
Loli Police Department
>>69343686
Pierre-Luc Dubois
>>69343668
Nylander is a weak manlet like all Swedes.
>>69343785
I bet they would be brutal.
>>69341787
> le swede
> le offensive defenseman
> le nice hair
> le Swed... whoa, what??
Be assblasted Nils.
>>69339581
>this is what fennodeludes unironically believe
>>69338551
>it's le anti swedish conspiracy man
Which part of Pulju are you from lads?
>>69344556
Boo-fucking-hoo!
I know it hurts that without Zlatan you are equally bad as us in football and even all your great-haired hockey-defenseman will never win you anything.
>>69344894
>Raattarna
is this where all finnish rally drivers come from?
What do you guys think of this new goalie the Oilers picked up?
How many years until Larkin wins the cup?
>>69344998
reminder that Lundqvist has won an olympic gold medal
reminder that it was 2006 in Turin vs Finland
Finns are cucks and Swedes are based. Stay mad Pekka.
>>69344700
Explain Miller then.
Do it Mao, explain. Write a little red book about it you chinkfuck
>>69345160
baka he will never win the cup if he stays in detroit lmao
>>69344700
>>69345337
>trading away schneider
vancouver are retarded
there is no conspiracy
>>69345194
It was a great tournament for Finnish B-team with C-goalies.
I mean come the fuck on, Antero Nittymäki was our starter.
>>69345337
You sound angry projecting I'm a chink. I'm not Finnish nor a canucks fan so fuck off bud.
>>69344894
SWEDEN DELIVERING THE BANTZ HOW WILL MONGOLS AND CHINKS RECOVER?
>>69345160
After Ericsson leaves, so about five.
>>69345430
>damage control
Markstrom is actually an ok starter desu
Canucks just suck dick
>>69345503
I hate how right you are
Finland is getting btfo by Sweden right now tbqh
>>69345610
You had a great team and you earned to win that game.
But we DID miss some key players from that tournament, for example prime Miikka Kiprusoff.
>>69345438
LOl
Triggered chink.
Calm down Chang. Remember, it's the year of the rabbit.
stop bullying finlan
>>69345827
>projecting to this extreme
Seek help Muhammad.
>>69345764
never
>>69345777
>Prime bust was missing
Oh noooo ^____^^^ le kawaii finnish unternet cultir xDD le we aANR speCIAl SnoVflakez xDD
Le We ACtually GOODD atH HOKiiI xDD deXSPITE NOting BACkiNG it UP XDDD
LEss GOlden MEldalz than Great BRitain xDD
('___o=)
Finland is evil.
>Finnish hockey players
guys i swear finland is good at hockey
>>69346108
To be fair, 90% of great Britain's players in 1939 were Canadian
>>69346108
>>69345937
>>69346189
>>69346270
>>69346348
leave the fin be or youre gettin it kidd
>tfw you witnessed the nation of finland blown the fuck out in /hoc/ by a single swede
> tfw Bulju and Laine are busts and some obscure 2nd and 3rd round Swedes start to produce right away.
>people say Finnposters are the worst
>when Swedes exists
Seriously bruhs?
>>69346375
To be fair 90% of Canadians were brits and then they slapped a new sign saying Canada over that shit.
>>69346468
>Start to produce
Baby they have been fucking mother Laine all summer already
>>69346375
Serious question: could UK "draft" Canadians to play for them in the Olympics or IIHF tourneys?
>>69346532
Yup
You're better than Armenia at least
>>69346400
>>69346532
>tfw finnposters exist
>finland
>>69346542
>nylanders
>>69346532
they are scared of us. Hell even i would be if i wasn't finnish. we have too many talents coming through even though we have already dominated junior hockey for 3 years
>>69346542
desu I hate Laine and I secretly hope that he'd fail.
>>69346596
You a fucking homo kid
>>69346630
>this is how the shorks built up the postseason power play numbers that hyped up everyone
When will Elias Lindholm and Alex Wennberg finally start to produce?
So many Swedes said that they're better than Barkov but I dont see it.
>>69346922
shut the fuck up you ugly mongol your not welcome in /hoc/
>>69346922
Wennberg will produce when he learns how to shoot or finds a good winger to feed with passes.
>>69346980
banter, but don't bully
>>69346980
thats really mean dude
>>69346980
finland are welcome in /hoc/
>>69346994
I like agree and I actually like Wennberg. He and F.Forsberg were always the most dangerous players against us in the WJC's.
>>69340298
>better stickhandler
Laine is far superior. Pulju's stickhandling looks awkward. He seems to move his stick with power, not with finesse.
>>69346922
When will TEUUOVBVANIINEN be that superstar he was acording to finns last season?
When wil RANTATANTASHIT produce a single point in the NHL? 10 games was not enough it seems. 20? 30? He was supposed to be WAY BEYOND Nylander?
What about KapasHSITT?? He was also better than Nylander?? what happened?
>>69345430
Niittymäki played out of his mind though.
>>69347184
Wennberg was the fourth best player in the world championship this year after
1. Nyqvist
2. Larsson
3. Ekholm
there was a giant power gap after wennberg in that tournament.
>>69347047
Finland deserves to be bullied because they are bullies themselves.
>>69347224
Pulju gained like 3cm height in the last year and that fucked up his stickhandling.
Just look at his highlights from 2015 and compare them with 2016.
>>69347260
>AHL
>>69347334
finland are a sad bunch
don't bully them
bully canadians
>>69347047
>>69347167
Fuck off you tainted mongol norrlands cuck
>>69347368
>sad
>Finns
Lies.
We just don't smile for no reason.
>>69347260
Teuvo will never be more than a average NHL player.
What's up with your dig at Rantanen though? He was excellent in the AHL and the guy is only 20.
No one expected anything from Kapanen. He became a meme after that goal he scored against the Russians.
Kasperi is something like 30th in our forward prospect depth.
>>69347458
>t. pikku relatedainen
Literally subhuman.
>>69347591
>Le 20 year old excellent in AHL man
>This is our supposed """""rivals"""""
At least Denmark can beat us in football sometimes
Will he save the Devils?
>>69347724
The best defenceman in the east just left so no.
Devils got fuckinf robbed
>>69347703
You just wait. The memes will flow in our favor.
t. different
>>69347724
No
Devila traded away a young top tier rhd defenceman for a canadian meme. Enjoy mediocrity and wild card battles
>>69347703
le 20 year AHL man isn't in our World Cup roster.
Without Zlatan you are pretty much as bad as Finland and Norway.
Honestly, who of your football players are better than Roman Eremenko?
wtf i hate sweden now>>69347843
>>69347772
>>69347865
Memetti is better
Reminder that we won the u21 euros and are going to win the olympics this summer
>>69347865
>Without Zlatan you are pretty much as bad as Finland and Norway.
Ultimate kek from someone who knows nothing.
Zlatan has been a curse for 5 years. He can't run. He MUST have the ball at ALL TIMES making the gameplan the most predictable in the world. He SLOWS down EVERYTHING.
Sweden has always had a better points/Game without Zlatan than when he plays
>>69348067
No one cares about those meme tournaments.
We've been succesful in the U21-level also but that haven't meant anything in the long run, sadly.
>>69348262
kill youreself mongol
>the /int/ caitlyn is a debbies "fan"
>>69348067
>u21
>olympics
like any of those mean shit in football AAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69348527
We doing this again Gord?
>>69349120
not an oilels fan
but you are a debbies fan
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
Irrelevant team
Irrelevant fans
Irrelevant franchise
Any predictions for non- playoff teams to make it in 2017?
Mine are Calgary, NJ, and Arizona.
>>69349596
Habs
>>69349596
Avs, duh
oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FuCk!!!
>>69349720
found him
>>69349872
post butt
>>69349872
Lost your butt plugs again?
>>69349872
kips
>>69350199
nah, i lost something else
i always misplace shit and lose stuff
>>69350389
You'll always have my heart baby
>mathews still hasnt signed his ELC
fire lou
>>69350438
he never will
>>69350412
>>69346630
>>69346348
>yfw nashville won both of these games
Exposure to small amounts of finnish goaltending makes you strong
>>69350810
Does it?
