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Reminder that this still triggers Sabres fans
First for fuck finland
>slav thread
I'll catch the next one, thanks
3rd for I love Finland
t. Oilers guy
>poolparty
words can't describe how utterly retarded that """"nickname""""" is. Who the fuck came up with that?
>rags
>>69294814
Some American reddit user probably
reminder: the /int/ caitlyn is a debbies fan
We're doing this again Gord?
>>69294900
>win cups
>still can't keep fans in the seats
WEW LAD
>>69294921
You tranny
>>69294814
let's be real, a name like pulju was gonna get you a nickname real quick in NA
> slovakia
> white
>>69294814
literally raddit
>>69295018
You're fuckin 2 ply bud. My nuts fuckin dangle better than you.
>>69295468
>2 ply
embarassing
>>69295468
You don't have any nuts, Caitlyn.
>>69295505
>Not using 2-ply over 10-ply
I prefer the implication that they're only good for wiping up shit desu.
>>69295531
Tell that to the nuts buried in your mom's throat fag.
>>69295561
The idea is that 10 ply toilet paper is soft, dummy. Nice chirps bud
I unironically use 1-ply. It lasts a good bit longer. Plus, I'm a scruncher so I can overuse the toilet paper with no worry of a clog.
>>69295468
>My nuts fuckin dangle better than you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
One problem with 1-ply, however is that the rolls tend to be too large to put on the tp roller. SO I have to lay a fresh roll on top, maybe for 7-10 poops before I can mount it without getting unwanted tears on the paper.
Scott is the best brand btw.
>>69295602
I'm aware that 10-ply is the equivalent of calling people soft and retarded m8.
I bet the only time you even take your gloves off is to pick your pucks back up after warming up you soft fag.
>>69295616
Shut up snow nigger. You literally live on the north pole so your nuts never leave your stomach. You probably don't even know if you have any.
>needing to wipe just for safety more than once
if you dont ghost wipe you are an unhealthy fatfuck
>>69294814
>Mad at memes
>>69295683
nobody says 2 ply you fucking grocery stick
go tape your ankles
>>69295783
Good fucking joke idiot. When's your mom going to come clean up the huge pile of dust that's taking up your computer chair right now?
You probably get dropped more than the puck stupid.
>>69295877
You've clearly never played the sport
>2 ply
Lmao
>>69296074
>He's too dumb to use his own shit ever
Lmao get the fuck outta here pigeon
>leafs development camp literally has a dozen cameras and like 30 reporters
>>69294749
>>69294754
>mad leaf
>>69296236
It's almost like the >laffs have a history of overhyping their bust babbies
>>69296134
>I-I-I meant to fuck it up
What are you gonna say next, that you'll go bar up? Lmao americans
>>69294900
>no more Gionta
>no more Parise
>no more Gomez
>no more meme defense
>no more Marty
>Elias is about to retire
>shit prospects without future
How do we save them?
>>69296273
Pic related: It's you
Better than being a pylon like you lmao. I'll let you know if I ever need some weight for strength training so I can just borrow your hands idiot.
>>69296236
oilers camp did last year too, fans were packing the lower bowl just to watch mcdavid run drills for 4 hours
mcdavid is a bigger draw then auspic though, toronto is fucked
>>69296330
Fuck them, they should die for killing hockey for a decade.
>>69296471
t. Flyers/Sens fan
>>69296330
move the franchise to quebec
I want third worlders to stop following >my team.
I can already smell the stink of next year's gamethreads. It reeks of gyros and whatever the fuck slovenians eat.
>brought his team into 3 championships and then ruined their future
what kind of plan was he making?
>>69296654
I've been following Devs for 13 years now
Stay mad Caitlyn
>>69296400
>2 ply
thanks for the laff
>losing your #1D
Florida's gonna be shit this year
>>69296865
>Being this mad
Lmao
>>69296922
>2 ply
how embarrassing
>>69296330
Trade overrated soft swedish dman for a top 10 LWer
>>69297063
Almost as embarrassing as your hockey "skills" lmao
>>69296850
Game changed, Lou didn't. Plus, they won by how they were coached. Management was just along for the ride.
>>69297134
nothing is more embarrassing than fucking up your googled hockey "banter"
>>69297118
>a top 10 LWer
Literally the worst position to brag about. I'd take a top 4 dman before a top line LW any day.
why do canautists even come to /hoc/ anymore? all they do is get btfo
>>69297320
I honestly wonder how hall will fit into new jerseys boring system. Will he finally learn to backcheck?
>>69294651
>old roommate married sabres
>we don't talk anymore
>>69297390
Can't go home, houses all burned down.
>>69297487
BTFO
>2 ply
>>69297564
Laffs defense? I'd bet on the 2ply to stop pucks
>>69297487
>>69297519
>>69297635
>laffs
>2 ply
Do the flamingos have a chance to win the stan lee cup?
>>69297421
I'm sure he will put up 70+ pts and 30+ g, while leading the Devils to a 7th-8th seeded playoff appearance. Meanwhile, McDavid and Larsson will lead the Oilers to another top 5 lottery finish. Nolan Patrick here we come.
>>69297814
Is that scenic Toronto? trudeau must be so proud of his new neighbors from the middle east
>>69297828
They'll win 5 before the laffs finish above 28th
>mfw an american called me 2 ply
>>69297931
DELET
>>69297982
Its funny you think this is the middle east when it's literally america kek
Are 6'6'' playmaking centres memes?
>>69298281
Toronto is basically the middle east bro.
And yes Toronto is in America, you should've learned that in geography
>>69298285
When was the last time we had a 6'6 center who was elite? Sundin was 6'5 which is close.
>>69298427
Sens just drafted one who could become elite. Kids only 18 too he may keep growing
>>69298427
Lemieux was a 6'6" C
>tfw poopjärvi is now a dank reddit meme
>>69298677
Yeah no he wasn't. He was 6'4. You rarely see elite centers over the height of 6'4. The ideal height is 6'2 to 6'4. Anything bigger and you're too slow. Anything smaller and you're not strong enough.
>>69298909
nah crosby is like 5'11
But he is strong as fuark
Travis Yost
@travisyost
Calgary Flames will be hiring Dave Cameron as an assistant coach. Announcement likely Friday.
Travis Yost
@travisyost
On top of Dave Cameron, the Calgary Flames will also be hiring Paul Jerrard (Utica).
>>69299090
Why does he dive so much then? Is he a soccer player?
>>69299090
There are some exceptions of course. Crosby is also 200 lbs and his legs are fucking massive.
>>69299205
as a sens fan i had a good kek at this
cameron sucks
why have the past couple /hoc/ threads been full of leafs derailing and shitposting trying so hard to epicly tr0ll people to make up for how butthurt they are for being shit. literal manchilds cant just stick to hockey content
>>69299244
He's actually been pretty good for a few years
>>69299248
Yeah, I think it's more about weight as long as it's not fat. As long as you aren't an actual manlet like 5'10
>>69299327
because their fucking 2ply
>>69295616
That happened to me and I almost lost the testicle.
What the fuck is this 2 ply shit?
>>69300086
Some casual American embarrassing himself trying to sound Canadian and not knowing hockey chirps
Pretty high lel IMHO
>>69300061
Happened to my brother too, his balls also survived.
>If you don't post on this thread you will get testicular torsion
is an ylilauta meme.
>mad
>at toilet paper
What a surprise, Canadians don't wipe their own fucking asses.
Big Brother: Team North America edition
plus some cute girls
WHEN?
new meme
>>69300329
Did he get the operations where they make a small incision above the navel, or did he need to get his scrotum cut open? I had no idea that testicular torsions were a thing before it happened to me, let alone that it is a fairly common injury.
>>69300692
Dank.
>>69297390
We're throwing stones from a glass house when we have posters like this
>>69296134
>>69295683
>>69295561
>>69300692
Pls no, it was started by an autistic summer visitor who looked up hockey banter online
>>69300880
I think they cut his sack open and somehow attached the testicles to it to prevent twisting from happening again. He hasn't had problems since then. I don't think people really like to share an incident like that so it's not really a big topic.
>>69300170
>he... he likes milk?
>>69300692
Pretty dank, but I've seen danker.
>>69300329
when the bulju arrive
OFFICIAL /HOC/ TP RANKINGS
>GOD TIER
1)1PLY
2)4PLY
>GOOD TIER
3) 2PLY
4)8PLY
5)10 PLY
>GARBAGE TOILET CLOGGING TIER
9000) CANADA
>not using wet wipes
>he's an adult man
>he uses wet wipes
>>69303721
Well do you wanna wipe or do you want to smear?
>>69303189
>wiping your ass with wet wipes
princess
>>69304011
Wet wipes literally smears your shit. Toilet paper also has a drying effect.
If you're going to use wet wipes, just invest in a bidet you dumb faggot. But somehow, I think a shitskin like you doesn't know shit about toilet hygiene.
>he doesn't wipe his asshole with his left hand as Allah commands
>>69303721
>>69304189
>wipe with a wet wipe a couple times and completely clean
>wipe with toilet paper until you're raw and bloody and still not clean
Easy choice
>>69302202
Tethering is the only way to prevent it from happening in the future. Usually both testes are tethered, even though only one is tangled at the time of surgery.
>>69303189
>not using Clorox
>>69304189
but suomi we have big fat burger shits :D
> :D
::::DDDD
what do finnish buttts smell like?
>>69306061
> :DDDDDDDDDD
ebin
>>69306061
you tell me
You have 3 seconds to explain why pooljew won't be a massive bust
>>69303189
>tfw no bidet
Feels uncivilized
>>69306692
He is a redpilled 1ply user. It's well documented that Hasek, Jagr and Lemieux used 1ply toilet paper exclusively.
>>69306692
big cock
>>69306692
DAT SHOT
>>69306692
Oilers godlike prospect development
>>69306692
Some memes are made to be broken.
>>69306830
DAT SPEED
DAT BIKE
>>69294814
he probably shouldve picked a better last name then desu senpai
>>69306692
He's basically finnish Hossa so while not maybe scoring as much he can still play breddy gud :DDD defense
>>69307415
Hossa put up 100 points in his prime you dip
>>69307527
And?
>and then he said "yer fuckin two ply bud"
>Hahahahahaha what the fuck
>>69307600
>Y-y-you're 2ply bud
>>69299244
Crosby is one of the strongest players on the puck in the NHL, retard
Who is the most obvious bust drafted in the top 10 of either of the past 2 drafts?
mikoo rantdanen
Post rare Jons
>>69307653
B-B-BUT HE USED TO DIVE FIVE SEASONS AGO
wek wek
>>69307962
Quote reddit posters
>>69307962
pretty dank Jon can I save it?
Benn-Seguin-Kucherov
Lindholm-Ekblad
Schneider
>>69308301
Benn-Giroux-Kane
Suter-Weber
Bishop
>The Panthers literally post on reddit now
JUST
>>69308301
Kucherov McDavid Benn
Keith Ekblad
Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBRTMSJNXlQ
Literally the best hockey content there is.
>>69308766
>this absolute desparation for fans
JUST RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOCATE IT
>>69308864
based Rinne. Seems really chill dude.
>>69307014
G FUNK STEP TO THIS I DARE YA
>>69308864
kek pavelski in a car with 4 finnish dudes.
>>69308301
>lundqvist is most expensive
Gaudreau($3) - Malkin($4) - Kucherov(#2)
Vlasic($2) - Karlsson($6)
Quick($1)
bargain bin, spend the rest on meme development
O'Reilly - Barkov - Zuccarello
Josi - Faulk
Quick
>>69308301
Silfverberg-Getzlaf-Perry
Fowler-Lindholm
J. Gibson
Bargain Bob strikes again.
>>69308301
Are we making this for one year, or for the future? Seriously impacts stuff like Crosby vs McDavid
>>69308848
u got the wings wrong there dumbass
>>69308864
>20:30
HHHHNNGGGGGG
>>69309034
do both
>>69309040
Oops
A bit rude there lad
>>69308301
everyone good is a fucking left wing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69308941
so chill he doesn't save shortside shots :^)
>>69308301
Benn-Barkov-Kane
Josi-Pietrangelo
Price
17 dollars
I got something triggering for you
>Vancouver Canucks @VanCanucks
>#CanucksCamp visiting Damage Control Training Facility Galiano today. Learning the ropes and looking good doing it.
DAMAGE CONTROL TRAINING
>>69309319
magic dutchman
>>69309311
The best part about my team is that it easily fits under the cap with a 20 man roster.
>>69294651
Not as much as this.
>>69309311
Tbh Barkov and Piet should be worth more
General Fanager
@generalfanager
Mikkel Boedker's original SPC (5M/5M/3M/3M) with #SJSharks rejected by league for violating 35% variability rule.
>shorks
>>69309375
Boeser is hot
JUST
>>69309616
>shorks
they may have lucked out because Boedker is bad
Corduroy Orbison
@_Proto
Willie Desjardins yesterday said Brandon Sutter is the Canucks #2 centre and Sbisa might play 2nd pair minutes with Gudbranson.
How fucked is Hongcouver this year
Nolan Patrick territory?
>>69309737
they'll probably be a bottom 3 team and miss out on all 3 of the lotteries
we may finally see a complete exodus of hongcouverites from /hoc/
>>69309796
I think it's even worse next year with Vegas
If you finish last you could end up picking 5th because I think Vegas participates in the lotto but always slots in 4th if they don't win, at least that's what I think. Maybe they're just slotted into 4th last in the standings
http://www.sporcle.com/games/aheig82/last-five-40-goal-scorers-by-nhl-franchise
>>69309883
I think Vegas will be given lottery odds as if they were the 3rd worst team in the league
>>69310053
Rangers: Nash, Gaborik, Messier, Verbeek
>>69309737
Please. As a Canucks fan nothing would make me happier than to watch this franchise burn to the ground.
beans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat the more you too
the more you toot you better you feel
beans beans with every meal
>>69310053
>THE HAMLET OF MINNESOTA
>>69309643
yes he is, future captain material
>>69310437
>"""""state of hockey"""""
>>69310550
Feel bad he got drafted by the Canucks
>>69310412
Who's that supposed to be?
OUR YEAR
>>69310216
it's going by seasons so it's Gaborik x2, Jagr, Messier, Verbeek
>>69310681
-Flame Fags last offseason
pls remember finns are friends do not bully
>>69310675
jake bean
How do you guys handle the off season? This is my first one and its really hard
>>69309737
I hope >we are
But >we will probably be close to a wildcard spot at the deadline and then lose 14 straight and lose the lottery and pick 6th
>>69310880
Then take the meat and potatoes guy over anyone that can produce offence again.
>>69310921
Yes, kys immediately
>>69310948
>liking someone mentally 7 years old
As of expected from a burgeranon
>Flyers lose lottery
>get James Van Riemsdyk instead of Patrick Kane
>trade him for Luke Schenn
Is the lotto rigged?
are we done talking about toilet paper now?
>>69311077
Yes
-Canucks fan
Hey /hoc/, i have decided to watch hockey now instead of the NBA because fuck NBA. What team should i support? I live in Houston, and is there anything i should know?
>>69310921
Just remember that anime is like western television, at least 90% of it is pure shit.
Tässä langassa on liian vähän buljuja
>>69311233
FUCK OFF WERE FULL
>>69311233
Dallas
Kurisu is ugly.
>>69311233
carolina, theyre the golden state of the NHL and columbus is the cleveland
>>69311366
i hate golden state so no
>>69311366
Please don't this, no non-local should have to voluntarily root for those teams
>>69310053
>http://www.sporcle.com/games/aheig82/last-five-40-goal-scorers-by-nhl-franchise
107/134
>I forgot about Eric Staal already
>>69311077
In general yes, but not this year.
Hongcouver just got BTFO as is tradition
>>69311497
noice, i got 99
are you in your 20s?
>>69311385
An American and Finlander are having waifu wars in fucking /hoc/
>>69311498
>goat.jpg
Calm down there faggot, the 2nd best player in the draft isn't goat
>>69311498
>as is tradition
>1967
>>69311615
>le laine is better meme
kill yourself retard
>>69311615
>2nd best player
o i am laffin
>>69311631
>implying either is the best player in the draft
REMINDER:
>>69311656
>trusting montreal drafting and development
lmao
>>69311631
Calm down fanboy, at least you aren't a Canucks fan like me
>>69311677
naturally elite players literally cannot bust
>>69311631
>implying bulju isn't going to be the best player from this draft
>>69311755
>bulju
kill yourself
>>69311708
I agree but the habs traded away their last 2 elite players in Roy and Subban. The rest are mediocre/busts.
>>69311528
just barely, 29
you guys forget the best player from this draft already?
>>69311755
sorry binland
he'll be a good 2nd though
>>69311246
Huutista :DDDD
>>69311785
Why are you so rude Chang? Is it true when they say that asians have no soul?
>>69311790
Galchenyuk's still around. Inb4 he gets traded for not being a frenchtard
>>69311827
Not Asian
>>69309616
I thought the bay area is where all the math geeks were?
>>69311834
>Galchenyuk
>succeeding with Michelle still coaching
sorry habsbro you might be fucked
>>69311884
Sadly not a Habsbro like a dad. I am but a lowly Canucks fan doomed to walk the post lockout Leafs realm for another decade.
>>69311921
At least the Canucks didn't trade their Subban
>>69311942
No, but we are just incapable of getting one in the first place and totally capable of trading the farm for Gudbranson, Sutter and Granlund
Surprised no one gave Marselis Subban the ol' Jared Staal
I just gotta say everyone, watching my Red Wings slowly disintegrate into mediocrity and, likely, years of ineptitude is really fucking depressing.
>>69312246
ONE OF US
>>69309737
In what world is Sbisa a 2nd pairing defenseman and not a 1st pairing defenseman?
>>69312246
you guys are too close to Canada
THE GREATEST HOCKEY PLAYER OF ALL TIME
It's not Gretzky
It's not Lemieux
It's not Orr
It's not Karlsson
It's not Puljujarvi
It's
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=110677
>>69312174
Marselis isn't their brother though. And he barely played in the OHL.
>playing your rival in chel
>utterly embarrass them
Feels grand lads
>pulju in oilers
>>69312753
>not picking your opponents rival every time for maximum asspain
>not watching goals and ragging the puck
plen
>>69312818
pulju is reddit now
>>69313092
dont say that
>>69313092
finns are not reddit
>>69313092
>>69313162
>>69313340
reddit just discovered the bulju meme today
>>69313421
what no no no no no STOP IT
>>69313421
There's only a single reason as to how you know this.
>>69313452
>>69313584
You're right, by browsing reddit. :^)
>yfwdnwdsb
>>69311366
>carolina is the golden state of the NHL
fucking kek
>>69310412
>>69311798
2017 is our year
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685278
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685278
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685278
Very important that you vote.
>>69313829
fuck u
We had it coming after 1991-2009
>>69313829
I already have immunity against these
>>69313829
fuck u
bringing back a fairly obscure /hoc/ meme
