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Previous thread: >>69309279
News:
>Jon Jones USADA'd
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/750895680307113984
>UFC FN 90 weigh in photos
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-fight-night-90-weigh-in-photos-first-of-three-straight-cards-has-folks-ready-to-scream
>Jones: I beat Cormier "in my prime of partying"
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/6/12110972/jon-jones-has-sober-message-to-daniel-cormier-i-beat-him-in-my-prime
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z6sSijyBaE
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
SCHAUB IS GOD
JONES IS SATAN
>>69315868
JONES IS SHOOK AND TOOK ROIDS TO GET OUT OF GETTING SUCCED
DC tha GOAT
TFW NO SUCC
DANIEL CORMIER IS THE FUCKING GOAT
HE BEAT JON JONES
JONES BTFO
>be UFC
>only star is mandrama fighter
LOL
YOU SHOULD GO WITH THEM >>>/asp/
>JONES
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>69315762
>I hit them in the head
who designed this garbage, forrest griffin?
God damnit jones
Did Jones really get btfo'd?
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-press-conference
DANA ON POOICIDE WATCH
LIVE PRESSER RIGHT NOW
200 ruined
jones vs fedor in moscow when
>>69315892
THIS IS NOW A NATTY GOATS THREAD
POST NATTY GOATS HERE ONLY
(STEROID CHEATERS NOT ALLOWED)
>>69315921
It's true. All of it.
>>69315901
kek
How come every single UFC main event I'm hyped for gets ruined. It's happened like 4 times in a row now. Last one was Rockhold vs Weidman.
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree Cormier is the goat light heavyweight?
NO FUCKING WAY
>Jones was shook because he knew he had no counter to an inverted modified hummer
>resorts to doping against a man fueled purely by cake and chicken
I sincerely hope you lads train with your dick in a gi eat least 2 times a day. There is no excuse for having no ground game.
FUCK THIS SHIT ALL THIS FUCKING HYPE AND NOW THIS
BETTER THIS BE A GODAMN TRICK
DC is the goat LHW champ and nobody can say otherwise
>>69315978
Without a doubt. Could've been the best heavyweight too for all we know.
cerrone available vs cormier?
what if just nate vs diaz 2 already?
Oh shit what's up?
I've literally just woken up
>>69315936
>showing the commercial that starts with jones then cutting it off
L M F A O
>tfw last fight companion they predicted someone would not make the card
get O.N.N.I.T onnit to see the future today
Did the press conference just end?
>>69316002
>doubles his intake of popeyes, goes up to HW to take on Brock
CHOC v. BROCK
Jones is p4p #1 but has also fucked up so many times, what does this mean for his future?
>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).
>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).
>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).
>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).
>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).
>White: Jones might get two years for this (via USADA).
JUST
>>69316019
Jones tested pos for doping broke honestly 20mins ago,
ITT: POST ATHLETES WHO'S CAREERS AND LEGACIES ARE PERMANENTLY DESTROYED. I'LL START
>>69316032
No they're just scrambling to cover time and all their time covering ads feature Jones.
>>69316020
whoever is coordinating this stream is panicking hard
Have they disclosed what substance he took?
>>69316043
Ayyy lmao
Ayyyyyyyyy lmao
Why is doping even a thing? Who the fuck cares? Just let them compete.
>>69316035
WHAT'S JOHNATHAN "MARROW" JONES DOING IN THE BELLATOR ZONE?
>JON "EYE POKE" "CRACK PIPE" JONES
>potential violation
So does that mean there's a chance that he didn't violate anything? Also, why does doing doing drugs make you get disqualified from fighting anyway? Unless they're steroids.
Type F for Jones' career
>>69316028
im onnit
WE WERE LITERALLY LESS THAN 3 FUCKING DAYS AWAY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO FUCKING PERFECTLY
FUCK YOU JON
FUCK YOU
IM A REAL FITE FAN IM A REAL FITE FAN
FUCK EVERYTHING THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOAT CARD
>>69316079
Diuretics for example can mask steroid use, and there are other masking agents.
>potential violation
how can there be a potential violation
you either violated or you didn't
>>69316062
>Who the fuck cares?
Fighters
It just hit you that you will not see Jon Jones compete in the UFC for at least 2 years.
>mfw UFC 200 is ruined
it's real
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/6/12115102/jon-jones-pulled-from-ufc-200-brock-lesnar-vs-mark-hunt-is-new-main
Is Jones really out of 200 for roids?
Fucking retard negroes. I was rooting for him... Do we.know the substance that make him pos?
Conor McGregor sends his regards.
>>69316106
Probably means the A sample tested positive but they haven't done the B one yet.
>the irony of Jones getting popped and Bork getting promoted to main event
>>69316106
Cause they have to test b samples in case of a false positive
>>69316118
I don't think anyone knows for what substance. Could be weed for all we know.
>>69316106
I think the way USADA works is you give an A and B sample and you can request they also test the B sample if A comes back dirty
will be fun to see whether he even bothers, or if he knows it's over
>>69316118
how can he be roiding when he is skinny as shit
he's not even that tone
>>69316132
hunt BTFO
>>69316081
F
>>69316106
I think it's just for legal reasons that they say that. They wouldn't release this information if he didn't fail some test
>>69316100
>he believed things would be okay
>he thought this gift of God would be unspoiled
Learn ye the wormy ways of this meme-sport
>>69315839
pack your shit goofs we're going to new mexico
>>69316100
>GOAT CARD
Without Conor?
wew
The Light Heavyweight division has now been renamed the "What If" division for years to come.
>>69316113
conor cursed 200 with gaelic black magic
watch brock shit his colon out at the weigh ins
>>69316135
It's a doping violation, it's some sort of PED
>>69316132
with Brock's genetics if he juiced he'd literally be the hulk, he's not even that jacked tbqh
dana, if you're reading this, just call conor and nate and double down, save the card and reschedule 202
pls dana
>mfw just learn about this
holy shit
rip ufc 200
Fuck jones
Never will be my boy never was. How can you be so retarded
Conor wins lads
Where the fuck is the press conference? I see quotes from journalists on twitter but no video.
OFFICIALLY OFF MY BOYS LIST.
>>69316162
conor is meme trash, fuck off m8
Dana needs to sell his house and bribe Conor and Nate to come back and save UFC 200
>>69316129
please PLEASE put dana's face on robb's. and like artem or ido on bolton's
>born too late to compete untested to become the undisputed p4p Pride open weight legend
>born just time in time to get a taste of ufc stardom before crashing out as a druggie
The main event of UFC 200 the ppv hyped for years is literally Brock Lesnar lmao. I'm so glad I stopped following UFC and its fucking retarded hype train fueled "sport"
Just a reminder
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/1/22/7872199/ped-jon-jones-testosterone-levels-suspicious-daniel-cormier-drug-test-ufc-182
>Le can't stop doing banned substances man
>Plot Twist
Diaz-Goober superfight was the plan all along for 200
fuck this shit its really sad happening 2 days ago
My friend who knows DC says he stands to lose 5-10 million dollars thanks to Jones dumbass
>>69316136
>>69316134
>>69316131
No I get that but the test came back positive for a banned substance which means it's not a "potential" violation, it ostensibly is a direct violation no?
i dno whatever, it's still hilarious. what a retard
FUCKING USADA SHITS
>mfw was actually going to order 200 instead of streaming it
>UFC 200: Cormier vs Johnson II
Diego Sanchez is upset at this news.
I TRIED SO HARD
Zuffa will sell after UFC 200 craters. They've all had enough
>>69316171
>he's not even that jacked
sure thing bud
>>69316207
His career is literally over
>>69316228
Probably, yeah, they test, retest, and retest the retest. It wouldn't be questioned at all if they weren't sure.
since Lesnar vs Hunt is the main event, do you guys think Brock/Hunt can even go 5 rounds?
it's on, DC vs Bisping main event
>Jon Jones fucking DC over of a HUGE payday
Who's the real loser?
Is there any chance for Jones to clean his body out before the second test?
Jones has fucked the UFC so many times holy shit
>>69316254
kimbo/dada-esque
It was an out of competition drug test I believe.
Has to be 420
>>69316254
UFC said it's only going three rounds
>>69316240
forcedmemerichpianna.png
he'd literally be a monster, a horrific creature, also he'd probably not have chickenlegs
POST LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHTS WHO ARE BETTER THAN A NATURAL JON JONES
I'LL START
>>69316254
it be funny if Brock or Hunt pops tomorrow or hours before the event
I want to watch this fucking press conference
Jones should pay someone to bomb the USADA office. This shit has reached witch hunt status
press conference is over or what
if Bisping wants to end up in a wheelchair thats fine with me
>>69316282
oh word? thats kind of a letdown
That's a nice Main Event you got there..
>>69316062
When UFC fighters start dying because of drug addictions, guess whose ass is gonna get reamed for it?
I lost my boy..............
>>69316289
Maybe the stupid nigger just wait to use illegal substances immediately after fights instead of before
Do you think Brock gets special treatment from USADA/UFC? A little money slipped so they allow him to compete?
wtf I just read about Jon Jones being out and my heart stopped for a second, What the fuck?????????????????????????
I was even watching DC and jon jones interviews to get pumped up
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
who /UFCmusicPleaseStandBy/ here?
>>69316284
if jon is getting the PEDs from his coaches then carlos condit probably is too
and explains arlovski's resurgence
Where the fuck are your memes now?
>mfw DC is the natty goat
>>69316270
The 'B' sample was already collected
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685823
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685823
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685823
>>69316106
>I have never heard of a false positive
What do they teach you canucks?
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN
This guy has a periscope of the presser from dana right now
>>69316314
same, my hype was peaking just now, kinda makes me laugh now I guess. Memes are happening everywhere these days.
>>69316328
Cruz > DC > MM
>>69316317
I thought i had r6 siege tabbed its been playing so long
>>69316228
It's the whole innocent till proven guilty but he's pretty fuckin guilty
USADA don't fuck around
PRESS CONFERENCE LIVE STREAM
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWpVLmRpJQ
![flat,800x800,075,f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vPIvBGU.jpg "flat,800x800,075,f[1].jpg")
fuck everything
How can you do drugs right before you get tested. Do athletes have zero self control?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRgav4Ak8fA
JONES IS OUT OF 200
FIGHT IS CANCELED
How can anyone be fan of that piece of shit nigga of Jones
>You now remember Jon Jones complaining about Vitor Belfort's steroid abuse
wait what the fuck, Jon Jones popped for steroids? fuck this semen slurping sport
Hi Conor McGregor here, I have a fookin important strawpoll that needs to be filled out
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685828
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685828
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685828
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-press-conference
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-press-conference
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-press-conference
MOUSASI VS DC
>>69316328
>midget manlet
>even on the list
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
>>69316361
Who gives these cucks their authority? They are non-government. Why doesn't the UFC just tell them to fuck off?
dumb question but is it possible to find a fill in spot for jon jones when the fight is 3 days away?
Lmao they literally just named Jones the greatest fighter in UFC history on that countdown show
Jones is literally scum.
I take so much pleasure in his downfalls.
>>69316383
>Paying for UFC events ever
>>69315839
nice OP you retarded faggot piece of shit, the title has nothing to do with the most important thing going on, literally fucking kill yourself no one read ur stupid news articles
>>69316324
Every fighter is, some just hide it better than others.
Even bisping does.
>>69316381
Jones does recreational drugs, not steroids.
Whats the relationship of the UFC with USADA and the athletic commissions? The UFC needed USADA to clean up its fame of being a roidedfest, but USADA overrules whatever the UFC wants, and is on the same level as an athletic commission?
Be completely honest.
Do you think the UFC regrets getting involved with USADA?
Is the stream really over or is Cormier still coming out?
WHY
>>69316381
Who is this dude?
fuck USADA
>>69316440
>op doesnt have link of jones being usada'd
>>69316376
>they just tested me two days ago, they're not going to test me again SNORT SNORT SNORT
>>69316402
The UFC literally contracted them, goofball
BRIAN STANN
VS
DANIEL CORMIER
215LB CATCHWEIGHT BOUT
>>69316457
I don't know, do you really want to have one guy on gear fighting others without. Only alternative is to ban it all or let both fighters do whatever they want. In the later case they probably can never fight in USA.
>>69316457
Absolutely
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>69316419
>>69316463
lol we had the same idea
>>69316403
Cowboy would probably do it, weight classes be damned
>>69316479
>3 days
nope.
Dc happy or sad right now?
>>69316472
it should be the title, OP is a fucking dipshit
>>69316472
You know nobody reads your walls of text right?
Not that it matters but the main event will be only 3 rounds.
>>69316377
>where were you eating dinner
What did he mean by this?
Well, there goes purchasing the card. Fake and Gay.
DC NEEDS A FIGHT, DAMNIT
>>69316491
weight classes are a social construct
>>69316490
kek
>>69316403
I guess it's possible if they get licensed for the fight and can make weight by Friday.
KEK
UFC 200 is going down the shithole
>>69316495
Sad, he lost a big payday, and to a lot of people he'll still be a paper champ unless the defeats Jones.
>BREAKING NEWS: Cain Velasquez injured and out of fight with Travis Browne #UFC200
>>69316419
>>69316463
>>69316471
>Don't worry Papa Dana, you can count on me to save the UFC!
>>69316495
He's poor now
>not using a fake dick like onterrio smith to bamboozle the doping authorities
i thought u was a champion jon jones
>>69316451
You don't get banned for two years for recreational drugs unless you're Nick Diaz
I love USADA.
Fucking love them.
Cheaters getting exposed and the entire dynamic of the fight game changing.
>LHW """champion"""
Imagine if they didnt have the Bork fight lmao
>>69316495
The Jew said he is on the verge of tears, he lost out on a couple million dollar to show purse, and Dana White said DC isnt getting paid at all
DC is sad to say the least
>It happened again
I'm more annoyed that I don't get to see him fight at this point than mad or smug.
Jon.... Why?
>>69316500
>im op
>>69316492
why
whoever fights DC gets a few million dollars,
>>69316522
Proxy?
>>69316495
The worst tragedy is that Cormier had to go on Opie Raqio
>>69316440
calm down downie
>>69316463
what he's really thinking is "why the hell did i hire this guy"
I really think that either glover and rumble johnson are ready for DC
>>69316535
yeah, looks like UFC 202 is the new meme event
>DC will retire with the belt
>>69316550
I've been a regular here for a few months newlad
>>69316535
Lmao how cheeky
>"I'll be ready Friday night, I'll be ready Saturday night, I'll be ready Sunday night, I'll be ready the day after that and the day after that. Show up with the 20 grand and I will fight you anytime. I'm ready."
Could Rich Piana save UFC 200?
The absolute worst part for DC will be if Jones gets a longer suspension.
Jones eating a two year suspension puts DC at 40 years old. Which means DC will never get to avenge his loss to Jones, or even try.
>>69316562
>and broke
>>69316531
well maybe you do if you smash into a pregnant woman's car and flee the scene while you're on recreational drugs and everybody finds out about it
>>69316496
>>69316500
>two shitposters who are too retarded to read anything but the title
I mean the fight would have gone exactly like the first one.
Probably the fight I was least looking forward to on the main card.
>>69316569
his piss can melt steel beams
im genuinely pissed/sad...never been so pumped for an event before. Also this fight was the #1 thing for me, everything else was bonus. Really wanted to see if DC could pull off the win
>>69316577
they will never give Jon Jones a main event PPV again after this
Jones shouldn't be given another immediate title shot he fucked up too many times
>>69316583
>open heem
>see a bunch of comments about jon jones pulled from UFC 200
>wonder what is going on since the title is a literal who from a fucking 4 month old fight
>>69316577
His loss is already avenged, Jones is a juicehead, that ruins his entire legacy, anytime someone brings up a Jones fight people will say "yeah but he was probably on the gas"
Not to mention DC would fuck up a natural Jon Jones
>>69316207
now we all will get treated to years of:
>jon jones: the motivation speaker
>jon jones: the megachurch pastor
>jon jones: the tragic best selling author
I feel so bad for DC holy shit.
He was set to make tons of money and finally legitimise himself in the eyes of the fans.
>>69316132
Brock is the main event of UFC 100 and 200. Fucking shit
This song just came on and signifies my current feelings
FUCK USADA ITS PROBABLY FROM A FUCKING SUPPLEMENT AND ITS NOTHING SERIOUS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
CANT THEY HAVE THEM FIGHT FIRST AND THEN WHEN THE TESTS RESULTS ARE FINAL THEY CAN REMOVE THE BELT FROM JONES IF HE WINS
FUUUUCK
>>69316583
>aspie that's too retarded to put the biggest scandal in the sports history somewhere in the beginning of his wall of irrelevant autism
>>69316403
yea
>inb4 Jon Jones suspended 2 years for drinking a muscle milk
>Lesnar fight is main event now
>Hunt KO's him clean
>WWE's biggest star gets killed in front of the world
>Vince McMahon kills himself from embarrassment
>WWE goes under
>NJPW becomes new top wrestling promotion
>>69316590
I feel the same DC-bro
>>69316593
how many second chances has he received?
>>69316625
he wasn't going to win m8
I have always thought they should pay other fighters to stay on weight and be ready for shit like this
>>69316627
Forgot pic
>White said he was unclear how Cormier would be compensated considering the amount of money that he makes.
How should DC be paid?
>>69316625
Since the only thing standing in the way of his legitimacy has been revealed to be a shithead doper that no longer matters
The loss of millions is what I feel bad for him about
IF JON GETS BANNED AND GOES TO BELLATOR THEY WILL BE BETTER THAN THE UFC. UFC BTFO BY USADA AND KIKEBOK
>>69316476
so fire them
>>69316387
do you have the cormier interview? this one just shows dana
>>69316535
Literally fuck McGregor and that Diaz rematch. It never deserved to exist and any event it exists on is a meme card. Diaz startched that mick bitch
>>69316646
YOU JUST DONT KNOW HOW SICK YOU MAKE ME
>>69316631
it's the first story in the news section bud
I gotta say, there is beauty in Conor flexing and the UFC refusing the budge thinking that they can make UFC 200 massive without him, and then this....
That is quite something.
>>69316652
i want him to fight for RIZEN
JONES VS FEDOR
>>69316625
Let's be honest here - DC was going to be beaten the fuck out of for lots of money.
MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS HAPPEN?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS MAD ABOUT MMA IN MONTHS.
GOD DAMN FUCK
>>69316535
This guy is unbearable.
>>69316643
Why?
Oh right, because Jones was juiced to the gills.
>mfw Jones is a hack fraud and DC is the true champ now
>post YFW Daniel Cormier has solidified himself as the greatest natural Light Heavyweight of all time
>>69316648
Jone's ufc200 share paid to him over the rest of his career.
Is there any chance Jones gets cleared or is this like as unlikely as a dna test failing
>JBJ will haunt DC for the rest of his life
>>69315839
>tfw jon jones is just a really unlucky guy who got in unlucky situations
>tfw he will go down in history as a cokefiend cheater instead of the role model he is....
>>69316677
he's 100% right you idiot
>>69316673
Actually, let's really be honest here - You can't say that because we never saw the fight
>>69316657
You're a dummy
