>everybody hates us
>still going to win the Euro
>country with older borders
>white
>comfy 10/10 weather
>10/10 food
>10/10 beaches
tell me again why are you fags so mad?
>>69304208
i like nandos
A comunidade lusófona do mundo inteiro apóia PORTUGAL
>>69304208
>white
>MFW I'm Portuguese and hate going to the beach
I feel like I'm missing out on one of the few good things we have to offer.
Our food is indeed god tier, though. The only better food in the world is Italy's.
>>69304208
>>white
Let's not get carried away here
>>69304208
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>69304208
>white
I only hate youngsters in here pretending to care more about the Portuguese NT rather than the country that fed and raised them, just because their great uncle comes from Portugal.
I like your country though, lisboa was kinda me but fatima and Nazareth were cool
>>69304358
Post pic
ESTAMOS NA FINAL CARALHO
>>69304359
>>69304378
>>69304447
Age of empires is a difamation and a product of jealousy because of OP's list.
>>69304473
We hate Lisboa too.
HSgagdASHdGASDGGSDFAFSFDADHAHFHASHDHDJASDJAJSDASDAAAAA
>>69304208
>>white
>>69304208
>>white
Nah, but I like Portugal.
You have a nice country, a bit too poor for my taste but indeed 10/10 beaches and food. Also very pretty cities.
The NT is just so unlikeable. Only Belgiums is worse, and they all look like rapists.
>>69304208
2bh I'm fine with Portugal. I'd rather vacation there than in more other Euro countries. And the food is good.
But the butthurt on /sp/ee is annoying as fuck.
>>69304358
Don't feel bad. I live by the Mediterranean and I fucking hate the beach too. Better go inland, away from the tourist scum.
>tfw Portugal 2016 is basically Greece 2004
Your coach was a coach in greece for like 10 years
he coached our national team similarily to how rehangel (who won the Euro 2004) coached it
And now he's doing the exact same thing with portugal
>>69304837
ok sir whiteness
>Tfw portuguese in Netherland
Wish I was partying there desu
>>69304208
>white
>PORTUGAL
>WHITE
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
VERY FUNNY
Remember when Ronaldo cried because all Iceland did was park the bus against them? Wonder if he'll moan about his team mates doing the same after tonight
I really don't hate you, but it's kinda sad you reached finals with a pretty average team, and that team in 2004 and 2008 didn't win it.
>>69304208
>that smug face
the face of someone who's just booked a place in the Euro finals
>>69305004
Meh, just retards beeping outside.
I have software to write. And qt girls/boys to bang
>>69304338
Actually, according to CIA, more caucasians per capita than Germany in 2014/15.
git gud
>France and Germany
The 2 teams that usually win against us no problem.
>>69304275
Is that a Portuguese restaurant? I had a friend that worked in one of Londons.
You are a kinda our retarded little brother and cr7 is unbearable to me but fuck it, so fucking proud of you bros!!!!!
congrats bros.
Don't fuck up in the finals please, you are representing all the iberian race now.
>>69305139
Ever heard of noise cancelling headphones, anon?
>white
>>69305229
I don't like em cause I can ere me heartbeat
>>69304358
I enjoy going once in a while.Sun is good for your health, in the right amounts of course.
>>69304208
I kinda like Portugal but I hate your diaspora, they're fucking Gypsy tier
>>69304358
>only better food in the world is Italy's
HAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
LOL!!!!!
bitch the Asians, Mexicans and Greeks would like to have a word.
>Portuguese cuisine
UNHEARD OF.
>>69305179
Urgh.
We're cousins. Not brothers.
We couldn't be more different.
>>69304208
You made Brazil
>>69305415
This, what the fick is Portuguese food? I imagine it's just rip offs of Spanish and Brazilian
>>69305415
>bitch the Asians, Mexicans and Greeks would like to have a word.
those are all terrible
unknown != bad, portuguese cuisine is great (especially the pastries)
>>69305415
>amerifag
>in charge of rating food
>>69305415
>American cultural history
UNHEARD OF.
>>69305229
I don't mind. I was just saying I barely care for celebrating and am just waiting for my qt brit bf that looks like a cuter maisie williams to arrive drunk so I can bully him into wearing a skirt for me.
>>69305415
Stop posting
>>69304208
I want /int/ to leave
I can't be the only one
>>69305501
how can portuguese food be a rip off of spanish and br food when it came first
why are you so salty, uk?
>>69304208
I like you guys. The fact that you cause /sp/ to shit themselves is more than enough for me. You getting this Euro, TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69304208
>10/10 food
>>69305501
>being this ignorant
>>69304208
Because we are darker overall, they think of us as some turks they can compare to and feel better than. We have a good character and we are a welcoming people, we always prefer not to engage in confrontation, all this makes you an easier target for their rage against their masters/invaders/enemies.
>>69305415
>he doesn't know who taught the asians too cook half their dishes
>>69305501
how do you manage to be so dumb?
>>69305179
>>69305191
Funny thing i live really near the Border and i have a lot of spanish friends (from the galicia part)
In Euro 2008 i was with full heart proud of spain... Until you won the World cup and all my friends only started trashtalking to a point i can no longer stand for you :\
>>69305653
Post Portuguese food pls because I literally don't think it exists
>>69305004
The usual trash is already beeping and using fireworks, the rest is just happy. We've won nothing so far.
If I was in the Nederlands on the other hand I would be acting as a cunt to these sissy pussies from the country in europe that probably hates us the most.
Just go bang some dutch and wear a portuguese card or shit, man. fuck them.
>>69305415
cus mcmenstruation is best
>>69305609
post pics of you two
White nations shall remain KEKED
We're still waiting for examples of Portuguese food
>>69305706
The last flag was goat desu familia
>>69305749
Cheeky Nandos m8
>>69304208
>everybody hates us
>still going to win the Euro
yea because you are one of the 11 player on the team
this winning a game in 90mins isnt as exciting desu
>>69305107
that's the face of a man that outsmarted the pope at his own game
>>69305609
Pls post his boypucci anon.
>>69305749
to be honest mate you should try these they are fucking amazing
>>69305753
>the country in europe that probably hates us the most.
You got that right, have fun losing to Germany.
>>69305415
>>69304208
>White
>>69304208
I wanted you to win the second we got knocked out. I always root for my boy Ronaldo. GL
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ANYONE SERVED?
>>69305179
>first fix your politics shit gaylord
Lets all ignore the fact that most people trying to insult Portugal are from teams that are no longer in the tournament as they were BTFO
>>69305415
Portugal literally taught China and Japan how to cook food.
Portuguese food is GOAT, especially bacalhau.
>>69305880
We already did for a lot of time in history
>>69305875
filename.
my sides transcended
>>69305900
eu caralho
We made it to the finals.
Who fucking cares what people think?
LMAO
>>69305501
Wow, you really are uncultured. Portuguese food is nothing like spanish nor brazilian. Go eat a Pastel de Belém, you pleb.
>>69305875
That shit tastes like heaven
>>69305880
Already happened.
>>69305728
Not the asians, don't sound like americans, Asia is a huge and diverse fucking place.
But yeah, Japanese food has a lot of Portuguese influence, tempura being the most recognizable dish.
We also brought a lot of new ingredients to places like India, Thailand and Indonesia.
Anyway, Portuguese cuisine has the perfect blend of both mediterranean, african and asian influences (oh and must never forget jewish alheiras!)
>>69305865
>>69305761
The chances of his face being perma-posted on trap/soc threads is a little too high for me.
>>69304208
Prepare anuses and make teardrop tattoos like that gypsy thug quarezma
Germany will rape Pootugal at least 7-1
>>69305900
Passo, mas agora uma Francesinha caía que era um mimo.
>>69304358
>atlantic ocean
>the best thing portugal has to offer
That's pretty pathetic
anyone have a webm of the ballboy photobombing the portugal team photo?
>>69305749
Usual british ignorance
kek
>>69305501
Not even bantz, but can you provide me an example of British cuisine? I legit can't think of anything.
>>69305995
>Pastel de Belem
>Google search
>It's a fucking shop
Portuguese cuisine = bricks and mortar
>>69306039
We will avenge our spawn with a lesson in PKs.
>>69305900
Já ia, ainda no sábado comi umas duas malgas.
>>69305179
I appreciate that you're complimenting Portugal (in a way) but Spain has always been and will forever be inferior, you couldn't even defend yourselves from the Moorish invasions properly.
The joke here is that Spain will forever be seen as the high maintenance retarded cousin who relentlessly needs to be shown approval and affection by Portugal, otherwise it will go batshit and who knows what will happen.
>>69306039
>Germany will rape Pootugal at least 7-1
>Pootugal
More like Wales actually
>>69306083
Stop stalling nigger, post examples
>>69304208
>white.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Portugal CARALHO!!!!
Conas gonna conate!!
>>69305004
Where? I have family in Delft, goat city btw
>>69306030
You controlled like one tiny state in India and then got ass raped in a war after India was just established kek.
>moor cuisine
pls
>>69306030
Korea thanks portugual for bringing based chilli to their cuisine. They put that shit in everything.
>>69305749
Jfc, DON'T YOU KIDS HAVE GOOGLE? Fucking google Portuguese food already. It's a horrible meme that the entirety of Europe and so on is still feeling so above Portugal when they're 100% uneducated about it.
I will kill you.
>>69306077
you're not allowed to an opinion, Turkey
>>69304358
it's not like you can even enjoy the water m8
>>69306077
>you
>reading comprehension
I said one of the few good things we have to offer, not the best.
>>69306115
>>It's a fucking shop
So if I create a shop called steak, suddenly steak will start being a shop and not food? Huh, that makes perfect sense and it's not retarded at all.
>>69306107
Pie butty m8
>>69304208
>white
nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>69306047
fodasse mano tenho de voltar ao porto. tenho lá familia que nem conheço.
há lá uma casa que adorei, chama-se casa guedes e servem umas sandes de porco vindas de deus.
>>69304358
Eu gosto de migas, francesinha e chouriço.
![pic-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qPATinp.jpg "pic-2[1].jpg")
>>69306163
They have been posted, though.
>>69305880
Kek
>>69306226
that's a good thing though, they won't come here and neither will their bulls
>>69306142
Should I tell him?
>>69306251
Looks awful and I want it.
>>69306030
Bless the Jews for alheira, 2bh familia. Tasty as fuck.
That feel when stuck on a rainy island with rubbish weather.
PIGSbros please adopt ;_;
>>69304358
what are even some portuguese dishes?
>>69305415
leave us out of this, fucking corta zacate
>>69306107
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
>OFFICIAL "BUNCH OF MEAT AND SHIT IN A POT" RANKING:
>1. RANCHO TRANSMONTANO
>2. FEIJOADA
>3. RANCHO DA BEIRA OU DO MINHO OU O CARALHO AQUELE COM COUVE
>4. COZIDO
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69304208
>>white
You are Brazil tier. Your team is africa tier.
>asq a feijoada portuguesa é feita com feijão branco
>>69306036
then post yours
>>69306307
Salted fish from fucking norway
>>69306177
way above 60%, DeMarcus
>>69305415
Wat
If Portuguese food is unheard of you have only yourself to blame. But then again you're American so I can't really blame you.
It actually is really fucking good. Educate yourself.
>>69306249
I scrolled down the whole page and there was just the shop. I'd expect a wiki page on the food if it was actually one and not something you've just made up in desperation
>>69305876
>you got that right
I don't need you saying it, we already know it very well. You just can't handle us so your only option is being buttblasted to some epic levels. Stay mad and watch us win the euro. ;)
>>69304302
Obrigado irmao!
>>69305696
>pasta muncher trying to...
Wait you're Irish. Even worse
>>69305518
nah nigga. there's a reason why Asian, American, Italian, Brazilian, Mexican, Greek food is renowned across the world, and opened in other countries for restaurants: because people love it.
>>69305544
Portuguese is better than German, maybe.
>>69305633
Portuguese is probably better than French cuisine too, come to think of it. but it doesn't touch the aforementioned giants of food.
>>69305518
>>69305604
>Portuguese butthurt
kek. still rooting for you dudes in the final tho
>>69306163
>>69306282
I think you're right actually, the world's ignorance of our existence and rich culture might just be what has kept us so comfy for these many years.
>>69304208
>white
literally the mexico of europe
>>69306298
if you're a cute british twink you can come live in portugal
>>69306385
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastel_de_nata
I don't even care if you're just baiting, I'm too happy right now :))))
Talking about Portuguese food, there's a Portuguese cafe/deli down the road from me. The sign on the front says "O rei das bifanas".
What should I order from there Portubros?
>All these fucking comments on portuguese food
>Still not mentioning how our fish cooking techniques are one of the best in the world
>>69306342
nunca comi feijoada com feijão branco, sempre com vermelho/preto
>>69306441
Renato Sanches and potatoes... No thanks
Portuguese people should die.
>>69306278
Sorry bro, we had a world-wide Empire, not a regional Empire. We managed to fuck bitches from all over the world, not just our cousins.
>>69306469
Order a bifana. They're fucking GOAT.
FAVAS COM CHOURIÇO, CABRÕES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HTc9vPllaU
>>69306469
>>69306469
>Talking about Portuguese food, there's a Portuguese cafe/deli down the road from me. The sign on the front says "The king of pork sandwiches". What should I order from there Portubros?
Literally can not believe this guy just asked this shit
>>69306517
>>69306465
I'm 173cm/51kg :3
>>69306385
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastel_de_Belém
>not knowing how to google.
It's also known as pastel de nata, btw.
>>69304208
Anybody else's city getting really comfy?
>Everybody honking their horns here, driving around and cheering
>a bunch of qt's in the streets taking off their tops and cheering
>I've heard six different TSUUUUUU's after we won
>I've heard the word portugal atleast a hundred times after we've won.
>Bars serving a free round due to the win.
I love my country.
If we win the euros it's going to get even better.
>>69306468
That isn't what you said you cheeky monkey :)
>>69306115
Pastel de nata. Belem is just the most famous shop selling them
>>69306298
Algarve is the prime destination for brits already, what more do you want?
>>69305413
>me
it's always the poorest uneducated people that migrate. many portuguese don't like the portuguese expats when they flock back home in August. But with the brain drain happening in Portugal maybe the new migrants are more of your liking
>>69306469
Probably a bifana mate.
>>69306553
cute
cuteeeee
you can come, but you'll have to spend the entire summer in algarve every year
>>69306527
>"""world-wide"""
>"""""""""empire"""""""""
>>69306527
Its that sum chochinillo?
>>69306256
I'm not from Porto itself, had to google Casa Guedes, and it looks promising, might stop by if I have the chance when I'm there.
Thanks for the tip.
>>69306558
did you see the portuguese qt shown right before 2nd half started?
why has no one posted a pic of her?
>>69306115
Also pao con chorico, torrada and all the amazing wines.
Bacalhau and sardines are good if you go to the right places.
We have sixty gorrilion trendy burger bars which all have great, cheap food but the sheer number of them is becoming a problem.
>>69306226
Re-reconquista when?
>>69305501
check who taught you to drink tea
>>69306469
Order two bifanas, one if you do not like to eat much.
who /arroz de marisco/ here?
>>69306469
Bifana and um fino.
>>69306558
It is a good country yo. Many a beer for fucking nothing at those round kiosk i drank. Then dodging killer trolleys in lisbon... good times...
>>69306622
>America
>Africa
>Asia
>Europe
>Oceania
Seems pretty fucking worldwide to me
>>69306629
Yup.
[spoiler] muh dick [/spoiler]
>>69306653
Eyo my nigga, bitoques are great as well.
>>69306653
>caldeirada>merdas com cascas e bigodes
>>69306416
Nigger the only reason Mexican restaurants are a thing is because you live next to Mexico. I know as many Mexican places as portuguese places here.
>underdogs
>bad guys
i'm welsh btw
>white
Hahahahahahaha
>got curved by a fine ass portuqt
fuck that country. Also Spanish is a way nicer language to listen to.
>Moortugal thinking it is white
>>69305958
maybe you don't know, but they are quite popular in macau and you can also find them in Japan. Shame that it has to come someone from the outside to explain you your own history
>>69306527
>we
>>69306622
ok now post pictures of the netherlands' empire
>>69306469
Bifanas
>>69306561
Not him, but Pastel de Nata is how it's usually called outside Lisbon.
Nonetheless my advice is always have them with a bit of cinnamon on top.
>>69306686
All we got is Nandos and a bunch of shit cafes on Commercial Drive. Pirri Pirri is love tho.
>>69306491
>Still not mentioning how our fish cooking techniques are one of the best in the world
>one of the best in the world
>not THE best
I dont even understand what other people try to do with fish. Why can't they grill it like us? One of life's great misteries.
>>69306729
Look like vaginas 2bh, disgusting
>>69305875
How do they do it?
Shit tastes like what Orc sperm does to a brown Elf.
>>69306226
This shows really well that they cannot call us "moortugal"
"poortugal" is accepted
>>69304208
Portuguese are the oldest Celtic peoples. Your our true Celtic cousins.
>>69306721
Sausages are quite popular in Portugal. Is it portuguese food? No.
Same with pastéis de Belém and Macau.
Portugal a deliciar-se com francesinhas na final
>>69306794
>can't call a country of moors "moortugal"
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>69306561
It's literally the same thing, it just has more than one name. Pastéis de Belém is how people from Lisbon call it.
>>69306772
he posted a shit-tier picture
>>69306405
is there any decent meat in your country?
>>69306625
It's a little piglet. Thin crispy slices.
Pasteis são populares em Portugal?
Question, how is normal toast okay but 1 euro "Torrada" so fucking amazing? That shit is an oral orgasm
>>69306653
>seafood
>rice
Pick one.
/arrozdepato/ 4lyf.
>>69306653
WHO /ARROZ DE CABIDELA/ HERE?
NOT EVEN THE MAJORITY OF PORTUGAL HAS THE COURAGE TO EAT THIS, DESPITE THE FACT IT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN. YEAH, IT LOOKS UNAPPETIZING, BUT IT'S GODLIKE.
>>69306772
>Look like vaginas
>disgusting
You really are a Brit, eh?
>>69306799
How can you be this butthurt about a cheeky filename, go celebrate MANINHO PRIMAÇO
>>69304208
POST THE FULL PIC LAD
>>69306793
maybe in poortugal mate but you should visit macau
No lets just separate the men from the kids, this is what you eat every sunday if you're a hard working men.
Low test pls go.
>>69306725
u wot m8
>>69304208
i cheer for portugal
>>69306047
Fodasse, é capaz de ser a pior Francesinha que eu alguma vez vi. Até as que eu faço em casa tem melhor aspecto.
>>69306836
4.6
.
6
>>69306895
This, it will probably end up with a bill under 20 euros too, including the drink.
>>69306880
ESSE TÁ TODO AGUADO E MERDOSO MAS CABIDELA BEM FEITA É DO CARALHO
SOURCE: A MINHA MÃE É DE BRAGANÇA
>>69306856
delete this photo, it offends muzzies from northern europe
>>69306895
>no Yorkshire puds
Dropped
>>69306861
Adoro rissóis de marisco.
imagine the shitposting if you fucks actually win. please, Portugal, don't ruin this. Don't you dare fuck this up.
>>69306885
I'm the guy who complained. PORTUGAL CARALHO HERÓIS DO MAR
>>69306898
notice how it's even smaller than portugal's?
>>69306856
>tfw I live close to Bairrada and don't really like piglet that much
>>69306851
You don't have to try to compensate, anyone who says "a vagina looks disgusting" is a faggot and is not worth listening to.
>>69306898
>Way less landmass than Portugal
Shit-tier Empire m8
>>69306798
Thank you british bro
I see some people in here still has culture. Our alliance was beautifull.
>>69306819
Perfect choice of Pic Brazilian irmão.
>>69306836
see -> >>69306226
>>69306558
>Anybody else's city getting really comfy?
>Everybody honking their horns here
>>69306895
Quase uma feijoada sem feijão
>>69306895
Fuck that, I don't have the stomach for all that meat.
>>69305875
Overrated
>>69306871
The large amounts of butter, obviously.
>>69306898
>put message saying 'please be in my empire' in a bottle
>send it out to sea
>five people return the message
>we empire now
>>69306898
You stole half of that from Portugal in the first place
Not going to lie these images of the "Portuguese" food looks good.
Where can I get actual Portuguese cuisines apart from them frauds Nandos.
>>69306469
gee I don't know maybe tea and biscuits, what do you reckon Charles?
>>69306874
>duck
You know it my nigger.
>tfw home bred ducks, chicken, turkey, rabbit
>>69306880
here but that looks like shit, too much water.
When I went to a café in Portugal, I ordered something called 'frigideira' which was like small bits of fried pork. Was amazing. That and Caldo Verde.
>>69306898
>using anachronistic maps
I thought you swampniggers were well educated and shit
>>69307041
Probably London
>>69306880
From a quick search I can see it's meat cooked in its own blood? Sounds interesting sign me the fuck up
>>69306622
Says the country who tried to steal it (successfully)
>>69307041
Portugal, or maybe if you know some immigrant family they can cook for you or something
Portuguese food isn't very well known/marketable, so it's not easy to find "authentic" Portuguese restaurants or whatever
>>69306898
>portuguese naus exploring the seas as first europeans all over the world
>poppy popping dirty dutch have to follow great men to get anywhere
>>69306871
its because is rustic bread pretty much drowned in butter
god do i miss eating those
>>69307041
Cafe Prazéres in Epsom
>>69306397
keep cucking the krauts
>>69307023
kek
>>69307077
I live in London but any specific restaurants?
Portugal are alright.
>>69306115
>fish and chips
>>69306880
FODASSE CARALHO ESSA MERDA É TÃAO BOAAAA
MAS DÁ ME UMA CAGANEIRA QUE PARECE O EXORCISTA NAS MINHAS TRIPASS
>>69307084
yes and it's fucking delicious
>>69307095
>immigrant family they can cook for you or something
That tends to be the best way ha.
>>69306903
Quaresma entered in the last 5 minutes just so we could see a panna
what a top lad
Get fucked, you bunch of barbosas with all your pictures of weird food.
Pic related is manly food, fretsel
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69306871
God I loved this Shit when in Portugal
>>69307024
This.
Stole the secret routes, than the empire itself
How can they even compete?
>>69306934
>>69307048
That was just the first image that showed up on google but you're right. Real Cabidela has more meat to it.
>>69307084
Hell yeah, my man. Tons of people go "Ugh gross" but it's fucking delicious.
>>69306893
Not sure i understand what you mean but i meant it as a good thing famalam
>>69305415
>bitch the Asians, Mexicans
>Mexicans
CHI
>>69307160
Falando em tripas
