>everybody hates us
>still going to win the Euro
>country with older borders
>white
>comfy 10/10 weather
>10/10 food
>10/10 beaches
tell me again why are you fags so mad?
>>69304208
i like nandos
A comunidade lusófona do mundo inteiro apóia PORTUGAL
>>69304208
>white
>MFW I'm Portuguese and hate going to the beach
I feel like I'm missing out on one of the few good things we have to offer.
Our food is indeed god tier, though. The only better food in the world is Italy's.
>>69304208
>>white
Let's not get carried away here
>>69304208
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>69304208
>white
I only hate youngsters in here pretending to care more about the Portuguese NT rather than the country that fed and raised them, just because their great uncle comes from Portugal.
I like your country though, lisboa was kinda me but fatima and Nazareth were cool
>>69304358
Post pic
ESTAMOS NA FINAL CARALHO
>>69304359
>>69304378
>>69304447
Age of empires is a difamation and a product of jealousy because of OP's list.
>>69304473
We hate Lisboa too.
HSgagdASHdGASDGGSDFAFSFDADHAHFHASHDHDJASDJAJSDASDAAAAA
>>69304208
>>white
>>69304208
>>white
Nah, but I like Portugal.
You have a nice country, a bit too poor for my taste but indeed 10/10 beaches and food. Also very pretty cities.
The NT is just so unlikeable. Only Belgiums is worse, and they all look like rapists.
>>69304208
2bh I'm fine with Portugal. I'd rather vacation there than in more other Euro countries. And the food is good.
But the butthurt on /sp/ee is annoying as fuck.
>>69304358
Don't feel bad. I live by the Mediterranean and I fucking hate the beach too. Better go inland, away from the tourist scum.
>tfw Portugal 2016 is basically Greece 2004
Your coach was a coach in greece for like 10 years
he coached our national team similarily to how rehangel (who won the Euro 2004) coached it
And now he's doing the exact same thing with portugal
>>69304837
ok sir whiteness
>Tfw portuguese in Netherland
Wish I was partying there desu
>>69304208
>white
>PORTUGAL
>WHITE
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
VERY FUNNY
Remember when Ronaldo cried because all Iceland did was park the bus against them? Wonder if he'll moan about his team mates doing the same after tonight
I really don't hate you, but it's kinda sad you reached finals with a pretty average team, and that team in 2004 and 2008 didn't win it.
>>69304208
>that smug face
the face of someone who's just booked a place in the Euro finals
>>69305004
Meh, just retards beeping outside.
I have software to write. And qt girls/boys to bang
>>69304338
Actually, according to CIA, more caucasians per capita than Germany in 2014/15.
git gud
>France and Germany
The 2 teams that usually win against us no problem.
>>69304275
Is that a Portuguese restaurant? I had a friend that worked in one of Londons.
You are a kinda our retarded little brother and cr7 is unbearable to me but fuck it, so fucking proud of you bros!!!!!
congrats bros.
Don't fuck up in the finals please, you are representing all the iberian race now.
>>69305139
Ever heard of noise cancelling headphones, anon?
>white
>>69305229
I don't like em cause I can ere me heartbeat
>>69304358
I enjoy going once in a while.Sun is good for your health, in the right amounts of course.
>>69304208
I kinda like Portugal but I hate your diaspora, they're fucking Gypsy tier
>>69304358
>only better food in the world is Italy's
HAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
LOL!!!!!
bitch the Asians, Mexicans and Greeks would like to have a word.
>Portuguese cuisine
UNHEARD OF.
>>69305179
Urgh.
We're cousins. Not brothers.
We couldn't be more different.
>>69304208
You made Brazil
>>69305415
This, what the fick is Portuguese food? I imagine it's just rip offs of Spanish and Brazilian
>>69305415
>bitch the Asians, Mexicans and Greeks would like to have a word.
those are all terrible
unknown != bad, portuguese cuisine is great (especially the pastries)
>>69305415
>amerifag
>in charge of rating food
>>69305415
>American cultural history
UNHEARD OF.
>>69305229
I don't mind. I was just saying I barely care for celebrating and am just waiting for my qt brit bf that looks like a cuter maisie williams to arrive drunk so I can bully him into wearing a skirt for me.
>>69305415
Stop posting
>>69304208
I want /int/ to leave
I can't be the only one
>>69305501
how can portuguese food be a rip off of spanish and br food when it came first
why are you so salty, uk?
>>69304208
I like you guys. The fact that you cause /sp/ to shit themselves is more than enough for me. You getting this Euro, TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69304208
>10/10 food
>>69305501
>being this ignorant
>>69304208
Because we are darker overall, they think of us as some turks they can compare to and feel better than. We have a good character and we are a welcoming people, we always prefer not to engage in confrontation, all this makes you an easier target for their rage against their masters/invaders/enemies.
>>69305415
>he doesn't know who taught the asians too cook half their dishes
>>69305501
how do you manage to be so dumb?
>>69305179
>>69305191
Funny thing i live really near the Border and i have a lot of spanish friends (from the galicia part)
In Euro 2008 i was with full heart proud of spain... Until you won the World cup and all my friends only started trashtalking to a point i can no longer stand for you :\
>>69305653
Post Portuguese food pls because I literally don't think it exists
>>69305004
The usual trash is already beeping and using fireworks, the rest is just happy. We've won nothing so far.
If I was in the Nederlands on the other hand I would be acting as a cunt to these sissy pussies from the country in europe that probably hates us the most.
Just go bang some dutch and wear a portuguese card or shit, man. fuck them.
>>69305415
cus mcmenstruation is best
>>69305609
post pics of you two
White nations shall remain KEKED
We're still waiting for examples of Portuguese food
>>69305706
The last flag was goat desu familia
>>69305749
Cheeky Nandos m8
>>69304208
>everybody hates us
>still going to win the Euro
yea because you are one of the 11 player on the team
this winning a game in 90mins isnt as exciting desu
>>69305107
that's the face of a man that outsmarted the pope at his own game
>>69305609
Pls post his boypucci anon.
>>69305749
to be honest mate you should try these they are fucking amazing
>>69305753
>the country in europe that probably hates us the most.
You got that right, have fun losing to Germany.
>>69304208
>White
>>69304208
I wanted you to win the second we got knocked out. I always root for my boy Ronaldo. GL
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ANYONE SERVED?
>>69305179
>first fix your politics shit gaylord
Lets all ignore the fact that most people trying to insult Portugal are from teams that are no longer in the tournament as they were BTFO
>>69305415
Portugal literally taught China and Japan how to cook food.
Portuguese food is GOAT, especially bacalhau.
>>69305880
We already did for a lot of time in history
>>69305875
filename.
my sides transcended
>>69305900
eu caralho
We made it to the finals.
Who fucking cares what people think?
LMAO
>>69305501
Wow, you really are uncultured. Portuguese food is nothing like spanish nor brazilian. Go eat a Pastel de Belém, you pleb.
>>69305875
That shit tastes like heaven
>>69305880
Already happened.
>>69305728
Not the asians, don't sound like americans, Asia is a huge and diverse fucking place.
But yeah, Japanese food has a lot of Portuguese influence, tempura being the most recognizable dish.
We also brought a lot of new ingredients to places like India, Thailand and Indonesia.
Anyway, Portuguese cuisine has the perfect blend of both mediterranean, african and asian influences (oh and must never forget jewish alheiras!)
>>69305865
>>69305761
The chances of his face being perma-posted on trap/soc threads is a little too high for me.
>>69304208
Prepare anuses and make teardrop tattoos like that gypsy thug quarezma
Germany will rape Pootugal at least 7-1
>>69305900
Passo, mas agora uma Francesinha caía que era um mimo.
>>69304358
>atlantic ocean
>the best thing portugal has to offer
That's pretty pathetic
anyone have a webm of the ballboy photobombing the portugal team photo?
>>69305749
Usual british ignorance
kek
>>69305501
Not even bantz, but can you provide me an example of British cuisine? I legit can't think of anything.
>>69305995
>Pastel de Belem
>Google search
>It's a fucking shop
Portuguese cuisine = bricks and mortar
>>69306039
We will avenge our spawn with a lesson in PKs.
>>69305900
Já ia, ainda no sábado comi umas duas malgas.
>>69305179
I appreciate that you're complimenting Portugal (in a way) but Spain has always been and will forever be inferior, you couldn't even defend yourselves from the Moorish invasions properly.
The joke here is that Spain will forever be seen as the high maintenance retarded cousin who relentlessly needs to be shown approval and affection by Portugal, otherwise it will go batshit and who knows what will happen.
>>69306039
>Germany will rape Pootugal at least 7-1
>Pootugal
More like Wales actually
>>69306083
Stop stalling nigger, post examples
>>69304208
>white.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Portugal CARALHO!!!!
Conas gonna conate!!
>>69305004
Where? I have family in Delft, goat city btw
>>69306030
You controlled like one tiny state in India and then got ass raped in a war after India was just established kek.
>moor cuisine
pls
>>69306030
Korea thanks portugual for bringing based chilli to their cuisine. They put that shit in everything.
>>69305749
Jfc, DON'T YOU KIDS HAVE GOOGLE? Fucking google Portuguese food already. It's a horrible meme that the entirety of Europe and so on is still feeling so above Portugal when they're 100% uneducated about it.
I will kill you.
>>69306077
you're not allowed to an opinion, Turkey
>>69304358
it's not like you can even enjoy the water m8
>>69306077
>you
>reading comprehension
I said one of the few good things we have to offer, not the best.
>>69306115
>>It's a fucking shop
So if I create a shop called steak, suddenly steak will start being a shop and not food? Huh, that makes perfect sense and it's not retarded at all.
>>69306107
Pie butty m8
>>69304208
>white
nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>69306047
fodasse mano tenho de voltar ao porto. tenho lá familia que nem conheço.
há lá uma casa que adorei, chama-se casa guedes e servem umas sandes de porco vindas de deus.
>>69304358
Eu gosto de migas, francesinha e chouriço.
>>69306163
They have been posted, though.
>>69305880
Kek
>>69306226
that's a good thing though, they won't come here and neither will their bulls
>>69306142
Should I tell him?
>>69306251
Looks awful and I want it.
>>69306030
Bless the Jews for alheira, 2bh familia. Tasty as fuck.
That feel when stuck on a rainy island with rubbish weather.
PIGSbros please adopt ;_;
>>69304358
what are even some portuguese dishes?
>>69305415
leave us out of this, fucking corta zacate
>>69306107
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
>OFFICIAL "BUNCH OF MEAT AND SHIT IN A POT" RANKING:
>1. RANCHO TRANSMONTANO
>2. FEIJOADA
>3. RANCHO DA BEIRA OU DO MINHO OU O CARALHO AQUELE COM COUVE
>4. COZIDO
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69304208
>>white
You are Brazil tier. Your team is africa tier.
>asq a feijoada portuguesa é feita com feijão branco
>>69306036
then post yours
>>69306307
Salted fish from fucking norway
>>69306177
way above 60%, DeMarcus
>>69305415
Wat
If Portuguese food is unheard of you have only yourself to blame. But then again you're American so I can't really blame you.
It actually is really fucking good. Educate yourself.
>>69306249
I scrolled down the whole page and there was just the shop. I'd expect a wiki page on the food if it was actually one and not something you've just made up in desperation
>>69305876
>you got that right
I don't need you saying it, we already know it very well. You just can't handle us so your only option is being buttblasted to some epic levels. Stay mad and watch us win the euro. ;)
>>69304302
Obrigado irmao!
>>69305696
>pasta muncher trying to...
Wait you're Irish. Even worse
>>69305518
nah nigga. there's a reason why Asian, American, Italian, Brazilian, Mexican, Greek food is renowned across the world, and opened in other countries for restaurants: because people love it.
>>69305544
Portuguese is better than German, maybe.
>>69305633
Portuguese is probably better than French cuisine too, come to think of it. but it doesn't touch the aforementioned giants of food.
>>69305518
>>69305604
>Portuguese butthurt
kek. still rooting for you dudes in the final tho
>>69306282
I think you're right actually, the world's ignorance of our existence and rich culture might just be what has kept us so comfy for these many years.
>>69304208
>white
literally the mexico of europe
>>69306298
if you're a cute british twink you can come live in portugal
>>69306385
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastel_de_nata
I don't even care if you're just baiting, I'm too happy right now :))))
Talking about Portuguese food, there's a Portuguese cafe/deli down the road from me. The sign on the front says "O rei das bifanas".
What should I order from there Portubros?
>All these fucking comments on portuguese food
>Still not mentioning how our fish cooking techniques are one of the best in the world
>>69306342
nunca comi feijoada com feijão branco, sempre com vermelho/preto
>>69306441
Renato Sanches and potatoes... No thanks
Portuguese people should die.
>>69306278
Sorry bro, we had a world-wide Empire, not a regional Empire. We managed to fuck bitches from all over the world, not just our cousins.
>>69306469
Order a bifana. They're fucking GOAT.
FAVAS COM CHOURIÇO, CABRÕES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HTc9vPllaU
>>69306469
>>69306469
>Talking about Portuguese food, there's a Portuguese cafe/deli down the road from me. The sign on the front says "The king of pork sandwiches". What should I order from there Portubros?
Literally can not believe this guy just asked this shit
>>69306465
I'm 173cm/51kg :3
>>69306385
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastel_de_Belém
>not knowing how to google.
It's also known as pastel de nata, btw.
>>69304208
Anybody else's city getting really comfy?
>Everybody honking their horns here, driving around and cheering
>a bunch of qt's in the streets taking off their tops and cheering
>I've heard six different TSUUUUUU's after we won
>I've heard the word portugal atleast a hundred times after we've won.
>Bars serving a free round due to the win.
I love my country.
If we win the euros it's going to get even better.
>>69306468
That isn't what you said you cheeky monkey :)
>>69306115
Pastel de nata. Belem is just the most famous shop selling them
>>69306298
Algarve is the prime destination for brits already, what more do you want?
>>69305413
>me
it's always the poorest uneducated people that migrate. many portuguese don't like the portuguese expats when they flock back home in August. But with the brain drain happening in Portugal maybe the new migrants are more of your liking
>>69306469
Probably a bifana mate.
>>69306553
cute
cuteeeee
you can come, but you'll have to spend the entire summer in algarve every year
>>69306527
>"""world-wide"""
>"""""""""empire"""""""""
>>69306527
Its that sum chochinillo?
>>69306256
I'm not from Porto itself, had to google Casa Guedes, and it looks promising, might stop by if I have the chance when I'm there.
Thanks for the tip.
>>69306558
did you see the portuguese qt shown right before 2nd half started?
why has no one posted a pic of her?
>>69306115
Also pao con chorico, torrada and all the amazing wines.
Bacalhau and sardines are good if you go to the right places.
We have sixty gorrilion trendy burger bars which all have great, cheap food but the sheer number of them is becoming a problem.
>>69306226
Re-reconquista when?
>>69305501
check who taught you to drink tea
>>69306469
Order two bifanas, one if you do not like to eat much.
who /arroz de marisco/ here?
>>69306469
Bifana and um fino.
>>69306558
It is a good country yo. Many a beer for fucking nothing at those round kiosk i drank. Then dodging killer trolleys in lisbon... good times...
>>69306622
>America
>Africa
>Asia
>Europe
>Oceania
Seems pretty fucking worldwide to me
>>69306629
Yup.
[spoiler] muh dick [/spoiler]
>>69306653
Eyo my nigga, bitoques are great as well.
>>69306653
>caldeirada>merdas com cascas e bigodes
>>69306416
Nigger the only reason Mexican restaurants are a thing is because you live next to Mexico. I know as many Mexican places as portuguese places here.
>underdogs
>bad guys
i'm welsh btw
>white
Hahahahahahaha
>got curved by a fine ass portuqt
fuck that country. Also Spanish is a way nicer language to listen to.
>Moortugal thinking it is white
>>69305958
maybe you don't know, but they are quite popular in macau and you can also find them in Japan. Shame that it has to come someone from the outside to explain you your own history
>>69306527
>we
>>69306622
ok now post pictures of the netherlands' empire
>>69306469
Bifanas
>>69306561
Not him, but Pastel de Nata is how it's usually called outside Lisbon.
Nonetheless my advice is always have them with a bit of cinnamon on top.
>>69306686
All we got is Nandos and a bunch of shit cafes on Commercial Drive. Pirri Pirri is love tho.
>>69306491
>Still not mentioning how our fish cooking techniques are one of the best in the world
>one of the best in the world
>not THE best
I dont even understand what other people try to do with fish. Why can't they grill it like us? One of life's great misteries.
>>69306729
Look like vaginas 2bh, disgusting
>>69305875
How do they do it?
Shit tastes like what Orc sperm does to a brown Elf.
>>69306226
This shows really well that they cannot call us "moortugal"
"poortugal" is accepted
>>69304208
Portuguese are the oldest Celtic peoples. Your our true Celtic cousins.
>>69306721
Sausages are quite popular in Portugal. Is it portuguese food? No.
Same with pastéis de Belém and Macau.
Portugal a deliciar-se com francesinhas na final
>>69306794
>can't call a country of moors "moortugal"
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>69306561
It's literally the same thing, it just has more than one name. Pastéis de Belém is how people from Lisbon call it.
>>69306772
he posted a shit-tier picture
>>69306405
is there any decent meat in your country?
>>69306625
It's a little piglet. Thin crispy slices.
Pasteis são populares em Portugal?
Question, how is normal toast okay but 1 euro "Torrada" so fucking amazing? That shit is an oral orgasm
>>69306653
>seafood
>rice
Pick one.
/arrozdepato/ 4lyf.
>>69306653
WHO /ARROZ DE CABIDELA/ HERE?
NOT EVEN THE MAJORITY OF PORTUGAL HAS THE COURAGE TO EAT THIS, DESPITE THE FACT IT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN. YEAH, IT LOOKS UNAPPETIZING, BUT IT'S GODLIKE.
>>69306772
>Look like vaginas
>disgusting
You really are a Brit, eh?
>>69306799
How can you be this butthurt about a cheeky filename, go celebrate MANINHO PRIMAÇO
>>69304208
POST THE FULL PIC LAD
>>69306793
maybe in poortugal mate but you should visit macau
No lets just separate the men from the kids, this is what you eat every sunday if you're a hard working men.
Low test pls go.
>>69306725
u wot m8
>>69304208
i cheer for portugal
>>69306047
Fodasse, é capaz de ser a pior Francesinha que eu alguma vez vi. Até as que eu faço em casa tem melhor aspecto.
>>69306836
4.6
.
6
>>69306895
This, it will probably end up with a bill under 20 euros too, including the drink.
>>69306880
ESSE TÁ TODO AGUADO E MERDOSO MAS CABIDELA BEM FEITA É DO CARALHO
SOURCE: A MINHA MÃE É DE BRAGANÇA
>>69306856
delete this photo, it offends muzzies from northern europe
>>69306895
>no Yorkshire puds
Dropped
>>69306861
Adoro rissóis de marisco.
imagine the shitposting if you fucks actually win. please, Portugal, don't ruin this. Don't you dare fuck this up.
>>69306885
I'm the guy who complained. PORTUGAL CARALHO HERÓIS DO MAR
>>69306898
notice how it's even smaller than portugal's?
>>69306856
>tfw I live close to Bairrada and don't really like piglet that much
>>69306851
You don't have to try to compensate, anyone who says "a vagina looks disgusting" is a faggot and is not worth listening to.
>>69306898
>Way less landmass than Portugal
Shit-tier Empire m8
>>69306798
Thank you british bro
I see some people in here still has culture. Our alliance was beautifull.
>>69306819
Perfect choice of Pic Brazilian irmão.
>>69306836
see -> >>69306226
>>69306558
>Anybody else's city getting really comfy?
>Everybody honking their horns here
>>69306895
Quase uma feijoada sem feijão
>>69306895
Fuck that, I don't have the stomach for all that meat.
>>69305875
Overrated
>>69306871
The large amounts of butter, obviously.
>>69306898
>put message saying 'please be in my empire' in a bottle
>send it out to sea
>five people return the message
>we empire now
>>69306898
You stole half of that from Portugal in the first place
Not going to lie these images of the "Portuguese" food looks good.
Where can I get actual Portuguese cuisines apart from them frauds Nandos.
>>69306469
gee I don't know maybe tea and biscuits, what do you reckon Charles?
>>69306874
>duck
You know it my nigger.
>tfw home bred ducks, chicken, turkey, rabbit
>>69306880
here but that looks like shit, too much water.
When I went to a café in Portugal, I ordered something called 'frigideira' which was like small bits of fried pork. Was amazing. That and Caldo Verde.
>>69306898
>using anachronistic maps
I thought you swampniggers were well educated and shit
>>69307041
Probably London
>>69306880
From a quick search I can see it's meat cooked in its own blood? Sounds interesting sign me the fuck up
>>69306622
Says the country who tried to steal it (successfully)
>>69307041
Portugal, or maybe if you know some immigrant family they can cook for you or something
Portuguese food isn't very well known/marketable, so it's not easy to find "authentic" Portuguese restaurants or whatever
>>69306898
>portuguese naus exploring the seas as first europeans all over the world
>poppy popping dirty dutch have to follow great men to get anywhere
>>69306871
its because is rustic bread pretty much drowned in butter
god do i miss eating those
>>69307041
Cafe Prazéres in Epsom
>>69306397
keep cucking the krauts
>>69307023
kek
>>69307077
I live in London but any specific restaurants?
Portugal are alright.
>>69306115
>fish and chips
>>69306880
FODASSE CARALHO ESSA MERDA É TÃAO BOAAAA
MAS DÁ ME UMA CAGANEIRA QUE PARECE O EXORCISTA NAS MINHAS TRIPASS
>>69307084
yes and it's fucking delicious
>>69307095
>immigrant family they can cook for you or something
That tends to be the best way ha.
>>69306903
Quaresma entered in the last 5 minutes just so we could see a panna
what a top lad
Get fucked, you bunch of barbosas with all your pictures of weird food.
Pic related is manly food, fretsel
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69306871
God I loved this Shit when in Portugal
>>69307024
This.
Stole the secret routes, than the empire itself
How can they even compete?
>>69306934
>>69307048
That was just the first image that showed up on google but you're right. Real Cabidela has more meat to it.
>>69307084
Hell yeah, my man. Tons of people go "Ugh gross" but it's fucking delicious.
>>69306893
Not sure i understand what you mean but i meant it as a good thing famalam
>>69305415
>bitch the Asians, Mexicans
>Mexicans
CHI
>>69307160
Falando em tripas
>>69306347
Don't make it gay breh
anybody know of a good Portuguese restaurant in norcal?
>>69306717
>thinking we care that we're godly olive toned
>tfw only thing you can be proud of is your skin color
>tfw we laugh when you come to Portugal and die from sun exposure
>tfw not even a portuguese nigger will touch a british girl because they're too STD-ridden, unclassy and alcoholic
>>69307176
>All that grease
>Over the top amount of sauce
>French fries
Fucking American tier. Stop trying.
>>69306898
Cultural impact:
>Portugal
Brasil, Angola, Guinea Bissau, Cape Verde, Mozambique, S. Tomé, East Timor, few pockets in India (Goa) and China (Macau)
>Netherlands
Boers in S. Africa, Aruba, Curaçao, St. Maarten
Also this >>69307024
>>69307176
>chips
>chopped meat
>muh sauce on a tiny bowl
>manly
>>69306898
Why didn't you colonize Brasil instead of Portugal?
>>69307125
stockwell area
>>69306202
>ass raped in war
we literally had no army in india! and even with the shitty army we had stationed there we caused them more casualties, being outnumberd 15 to 1
>>69304208
Actually only 4chan hates you
>>69304208
Oldest ally thank you for teaching our rebellious child a lesson
>>69306622
>1M people lived in Portugal in the 15th century, now 250M speak portuguese.
>first and longest empire in history, from the conquer of Ceuta in 1415, to the Return of macau to China in 1999.
>discovered Brasil, First to explore south Africa and sail in the Indic Ocean, First europeans to reach Japan.
>Albuquerque was the second european to conquer a city in Asia. The first was Alexander the Great
>Roman Catholicism is now the worlds biggest religion, great part thanks to Portugal.
>between 1961 and 1974 (about the duration the Vietnam war) held a war in three different countries and managed to keep control in all for the most part until decided to give independence to the colonies.
>Oldest borders in the world, oldest alliance in the world.
>Nowadays member of NATO, EU and others.
>arguably the best place in the world to live
>>69307264
See Suriname, euroboo
>>69307213
are you calling portugal a nation of brown elves?
>>69307176
Gadverdamme
Slechte wegen en kut vreten.
>>69307176
That's manly food? With vegies? What a faggot
>>69305035
Big LOL to this kids who get all theyr information from memes
>only 3% of the Portuguese population are minorities.
>the % of blacks you see in the national team comes from social programs in the projects( we started the programs in the 80/90's to avoid black criminality)
>we turned potential criminals in world class football players
> lowest rate of mudslimes in Europe
Portugal is the last hope in Europe ....Deal with it...
>>69307292
Englel acting tough
>>69304208
Clearly not talking about Poortugal.
>>69307243
>>69307262
That's because the sauce is full of strong Flemish monk beer
>>69307213
He meant that he doesn't read enough doujins.
>>69307292
what do you call scotland then?
GOAT anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vkYiCdn834
>>69307264
ao menos pedias aos ingleses as colonias holandesas tambem eram uma merda
>>69307314
they colonized Indonesia. Would you rather be indonesian?
>>69307189
I fucking love Portuguese meat.
No homo.
>>69307199
Well we have lots of dishes that can be considered gross here too. Stews and skewers with intestines and innards, eating the brain, eyeballs and tongue from whole grilled sheep(during Easter mainly), frog legs, snails dishes etc. Every single one is good.
>>69307264
They tried but HERÓIS DO MAR NAÇÃO VALENTE CARALHO
>>69307369
Yes.
>>69306622
the portuguese had one of the longest lasting empires if I'm correct.
They were traders. Had best routes and best places to ports. Probably the reason why their empire didn't expand further inland. They just needed places close to the sea in order to sell their shit.
>>69306666
Nice devil quads
>>69307307
i get a bit teary every time i see a german bro defending moor/pootrugal
>>69304208
fuck you
>>69307333
Gij blijft godverdomme van mijn eten af kut
>>69307382
HERÓIS DO MAR
E
R
Ó
I
S
>>69307307
some germans are ok, don't show up to the euro final
>>69307084
It's really good, and usually the people who make it also bred their own chicken/cocks, so when the food is served your parents you'll give you the cock's crest when there's only one. For me it's a huge symbol of what portuguese family is all about.
>>69307315
>brits have shit taste in hentai
>>69307307
What is this? Germany finally steps up and defends the pure Catholic people of Europe?
>>69307375
I've tried brain and really hated it, but I agree with everything else being pretty good.
>>69307410
>>69307439
It's obviously an emigrant you fucking IRMÃOS DO MEU CURASSÃO CAMPEÕES CAMPEÕES NÓS SOMOS CAMPEÕES
>>69307176
> chips
>>69307427
Ga lekker zure majo eten urbanus
>>69307349
>favelas
>>69307356
That's what i thought as well.
>>69305900
Vai um bacalhau com natas maninho?
>tfw my father is from Chaves
>tfw my mother is third generation French/German mix
Doesn't matter to me who wins desu
>>69307307
It's impossible not feel at least a bit proud of your country even when people love to hate it.
>>69307538
Good because Portugal is going to.
>>69306653
ARROZ DE MARISCO IS GOAT
>asq não havia KFC nos tempos de D. João VI
>all this food
>no moelas
rapazes caralho
>>69307041
Nandos isn't even Portuguese cuisine, to be honest.
>>69307526
Foda-se esta thread tá-me a dar cá uma fome. Parem com essa merda, maninhos. Deixem lá os estranjas ficarem na ignorância.
Tou todo salivado.
>>69307307
>>69307292
Thank you. Love when other countries give us their love and show uncultural fags some facts
>>69307538
>I'm German I swear
>>69307588
>Carne de Porco Alentejana
Aw fuck I love that shit.
>>69306376
>implying i'm police target colors.
>>69307591
Volta para o mar de mijo, filha da puta.
>>69304473
As a Portuguese (literally born and raised Alberto Barbosa, not muh heritage), I get what you're saying.
>>69307626
Portugal is in rough economic shape by Western European standards, but you can't even compare it with those East Euro/Ex-commie shitholes.
>>69307307
All now they are even worse than Brazil.
Really makes you think.
sou o único que não gosta de chouriço ?
>>69307023
voc
>>69307626
>moving goalposts
>not realizing the Portuguese GNP increased 56 times compared to the dutch's "measly" 50
When are guys you playing btw?
>>69307598
Thats exactly why I called them frauds. Annoys me when these white boys go on about "Portuguese" food and relate to Nandos. I don't know much about your food but when anything goes mainstream and is adopted by hipsters/chavs its not authentic.
>>69304302
Obrigado meus irmãos.
>>69307697
I love chouriço.
I fucking hate feijoada, though. Fuck beans. Beans taste like fucking shit.
>>69306256
Vou comer ao Guedes todas as semanas, as sandes de pernil são 10/10
>>69307254
Half of those are shitty island nations nobody cares about.
Also you convienently forgot about Suriname and Indonesia.
>>69307697
És. Trata-te mano, n sabes o que perdes. Começa com bacon.
>>69304338
Check Wikipedia amerifat. 96.3% white. America about 60%
>>69307439
>>69307464
I'm portuguese, was just making a point.
>>69307544
We always punch above our weight and in the long scheme of thing are no less then other big european countries. You just can't find a 10M country in the world who had such a huge influence. I think every portuguese should be proud and more than that should be inspired to do great things, because complaining about shit and having self pity wont lead you nowhere
>>69307688
>worse than brazil
>go to the beach and get stabbed brazil
Come on, now.
>>69306895
Good shit bro
>tfw you live in braganza and this is almost your diet during the end of winter
>>69307608
It gives you an incredible sense of love for this country. I didn't need this feels at the time of the day.
>>69307625
I had Brazilian friends come visit me and I think I got Zika. Fucking had a bad headache and site throat for two weeks. The Olympics is going to be a disaster and embarrassment for your nation.
>7-1
>>69307734
não me faças inveja ;_; moro em almada... e como já disse só fui ao porto uma vez e aquelas sandes conquistaram-me
>>69307736
Literally all but one of the Dutch colonies he mentioned are islands that 'no one cares about'. Not even half of the Portuguese ones are islands.
>>69307776
Do you have a crying Portuguese Wojak? I need one of those for my collection.
>>69304208
>white
here we go again. another south-european having racial hallucinations
>>69307736
>portuguese colonies are christian
>dutch colonies are muslim
I don't think I need to say more.
>>69307626
What the FUCK do Norwegians and Polish people do?
>>69307736
>Half of those are shitty island nations nobody cares about.
Yeah, as opposed to Aruba, Curaçao and St. Maarten.
>Also you convienently forgot about Suriname
Fair enough, half a million people more then.
>and Indonesia
Yeah, because the predominant language and culture in Indonesia is Dutch. Right. Lmao.
>>69305749
your favourite dish, vindaloo, is literally portuguese
But literally everyone only cares because Tsundere man is playing. Other than that no one would give 2 or 3 or 4 fucks about Portugal being in the final.
>>69307588
THAT
FUCKING
CARNE
PORCO
ALENTEJANA
HNNNNNG
>>69304208
>10/10 weather
>10/10 food
Can confirm
>white
kek
>>69307776
A roteiro do euro 2004!!!!! nunca me vou esquecer de quando um preto roubou a minha
>>69305609
I hope you're a girl anon.
>>69305178
É frango de churrasco, mas é receita africana, nao sei se e igual a nossa.
>>69306903
>tfw you play for 5 minutes and panna joe allen twice
>>69307856
Living in one of the sunniest countries in Europe, it is impossible not to be tanned.
>>69305415
>>69305501
Proven objectively wrong.
what went wrong?
>>69305229
They erase only constant background noise, like when you are on a plane, the sound of the engine. Don't work with random noises like screams or car honks for example.
>>69306527
And Britain's was the largest known to mankind, yet we don't get a free pass because...?
>>69307402
>dé-mos
god, the cringe
>>69307397
The Portuguese were all about trade, yeah. We never wanted a lot of land, we just wanted to control the most important trade routes
>>69307926
You know.... I'm 22 years old... I've eaten a lot of good food. I don't think I've ever actually eaten a Francesinha before.
>>69307927
Marquis de Pombal and an earthquake.
>>69305178
>>69307885
Tenho vários amigos a viver em Londres e dizem-me que não tem nada a ver com o frango assado típico português
>>69307885
>African """"recipe"""
It's based on Portuguese frango assado which uses african spices and shit, but as with any large fast food chain it's nothing like the real deal
>>69305876
Have fun watching the euro, cause your team isn't there. Also we defeated Netherlands every time we played.
>>69307709
>portuAIDS trying to banter
>>69305806
We know, desu :(
>>69307969
Apanha o Alfa para Porto Campanhã, mouro.
>>69307402
>dé-mos
>enchémos
DELET THIS
>>69307697
Há mais pessoal mas foda-se no meu caso adoro tudo o que é enchidos.
>asq em criança vês o teu pai ajudar na matança do porco dos vizinhos e partilhas da experiencia e no fim comes uns rojões do porco que acabou de ser morto.
Melhores merdas de sempre, depois ainda nos davam chouriço de sangue suficiente para vários cozidos. Maravilha mesmo.
>>69307804
Demoro 2 minutos a chegar lá a pé. Comer uma sandes no Guedes, e depois um café e cigarro nos Poveiros > *
>>69307517
Get on our level. Oh wait, nobody has :^)
>>69306794
your blood is full of arabs genes you raped baby
Goddamnit this thread makes me hungry.
>no mention of portuguese charcoal grilled chicken
>>69307984
That's a fake map.
>>69307969
estais à espera do quê, cavalheiro?
>>69307831
Pls help a monkey.
>>69306039
At least we're in the euro and made it to the final. Stay mad cuck
Portugal with the "But 96% of our country is white!" desperation when no one in their country actually has white skin.
You're brown. All of you are varying shades of light to dark brown, get over it. Stop pretending that skin the color of fried rice is "white".
>>69307927
A dictatorship that lasted from the early 20th century until 40 years ago. The socio-economic situation was so bad that heroin was cheaper than tobacco, so people would be high all the time and not complain about the state of the country. It's amazing that we've come so far so quickly tbqh
>>69307517
kek, cute.
>>69305415
Amerilard striking again.
>>69307969
And that's why you'll live past 40.
Tbh, made at home it's legitimately good; restaurant- ehh, depends, but you'll probably won't (Or should) make it all the way through.
>>69308032
A FUCKING DENTIST
>>69308039
>france
Give it time.
>>69308059
Yeah, clearly the only way one can be White is if they are Albinos.
>>69307307
>muh empire
>>69307969
também comi a primeira com essa idade praí. Fui ao Porto passar um fim de semana e comi uma no café Santiago. Bretty gud, mas é daquelas coisas que se come uma vez por ano só para matar o bicho
>>69308059
Did you know that the word "white" is an iberian social construct?
We are the original whites.
>>69307977
>>69307975
obrigado, nunca comi, só fui pela descrição em inglês
>>69308059
Not that I care about those memes but I don't think you ever came here.
>>69306253
Check The world fact book or the Wikipedia if you're lazy.
>>69304208
Now that based Wales is out Portugal is the only Christian team left in the "Euros" not having a single Muslim in the bunch.
Even their mudshits are good Christian lads.
Their crest is literally a cross.
Their captain is named after CHRIST and RONALD REAGAN
If you don't support this team you hate the Western World.
>>69308061
>Salazar
>Bad
Senpai please
>>69307984
>getting schooled
>being a bitch instead of thanking us for it
Class is now dismissed, ignorant cunt.
>>69308059
PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT
>>69306746
Nando's is south african, I believe.
>>69306441
Lula>polvo
>>69308020
a minha avó tambem cria porcos e matamos 1 ou 2 por ano mas nem assim xd
>>69306298
Algarve is already yours bro.
>>69308059
Says the darkest country in the "western" world
>>69307926
please, mix of meat stuffed between soaky bread and drowned in boring mildly spicy sauce. with french fries. indeed, the pinnacle of portuguese cuisine.
>>69308146
Choquinhos>Polvo>Lula>>>>>>>>>Choco
>>69307984
>AIDStugal
>>69308092
Which beat England, not Britain. Keep up, anon.
Tbqh turning on the tv makes me depressed af. All those people making retards out of themselves, because the NT won a game. Even women, who dont give a shit about football. No one cares that caixa needs 4 billions, no one cares that we buried more than 20 billions in banks after borrowing 78 billions, no one cares that our grandchildren will be working to pay this shit. No. """Portugal""" won and CR scored
>>69308175
>I've never eaten a proper Francesinha above the Mondego
>>69308045
>>69308045
>charcoal grilled chicken
That's literally fastfood-tier for us. And tbqh, it smells 10 times as good as it tastes.
>>69308146
Literally the first Google result
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>>69306202
damn amerifats are stupid af lmao
is school optional there?
>>69308206
They are emigrants, why would they care?
>>69307984
Fun fact. In the UK, most of the HIV patients in our clinics are actually non-British nationals.
t. Dad is a GP
t. Mum took first picture of an AIDs patient in the UK (back in the late 60's) who was confirmed
>>69304208
>white
>>69308059
We're white.
We just get very tanned.
>>69308241
We also had a huge problem of AIDS because of junkies in Lisbon, but they sorted it out by giving out clean needles for free and de-criminalising drugs, and the new cases rate dropped to the floor. Those numbers are likely remnants of the 90's.
>>69307969
tens de perder a virgindade, mano. prepara-te para foder uns 4 finos também-
>>69308206
>perder sono por causa de problemas que não podes resolver
>>69306880
Best food ever I love that shit.
>>69308284
Most of them are still alive so those rates are still true today.
>>69308263
Can confirm, but you do know how that sounds, right?
>>69308206
Tru dat, bro. Still enjoying myself tbqh, don't really even care about this nt. Then again the fucking commercials are the worst part.
>Aren't you excited for our NT
>PORTUGAL! PORTUGAL! PORTUGAL!
>Now buy this tv/beer/service/whatever that we're not at all cynically pushing
>We "love" the NT!
>Really! We do!
>PORTUGAL!PORTUGAL!
>>69308315
Yeah, the percentage is probably true, but it doesn't mean much, considering the new cases reported.
>>69306929
More like 0.46%
Do you even math bro?
>>69304208
Go go go Portugal
>>69308335
I'm portuguese living in Holland and I'm really fucking white, then again so is my family in Portugal
>>69308207
Francesinha is totally overrated and nothing special. Every stupid properly done burger is better than that soaky shit. Simple moelas are 10x better and more interesting.
>>69305696
says the fucker who cant even make a decent meat plate
>>69308206
If we end winning the Euro I guess the country can pretty much burn to ashes that no one will even care. Fado, Fátima e Futebol.
Esta nossa campanha europeia é mel para quem está à frente do país.
>>69308263
not much whiteness south of Porto
>>69308284
There is lots of problems. Including Bug Hunters. But UK has free healthcare, so it turns into a Health Holiday for loads of people.
>>69308384
Thats because all was shitty ones with shitty watery sauce. Typical portuguese bullshit of making up sauces and then adding a ton of water so it lasts a lot more.
>>69308335
I see nerds who don't go to the beach all the time and they are bone white.
People who go outside are exposed to the sun for long periods of time and get tanned. Tourists come here in the summer and are surprised people aren't pure white.
>>69308384
a) estou a convencer americanos/ingleses, escolhi a arma indicada
b) o pão molhado não acontece se comeres uma feita como deve de ser na hora.
How religious are today's Portuguese people?
>>69308384
>this fucking guy
pls do not start poisoning the thread. We've been enjoying ourselves together, like a true brotherhood.
>>69307697
Também não gosto irmão. Odeio carne fumada. Além disso aumenta o risco de cancro.
>>69308384
francesinha is one of the few dishes where the sauce is more important than the seasoning, that's why it's so overrated. Even a meh sandwhich can be a good francesinha with a well made sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYwAXtVTSwI
Em breve vão eles cantar Paris não sejas portuguesa.
>>69308353
The image literally says 4.6%, irmão. I'm talking about the "holy shit I can't believe sharia courts are actually a thing over there" UK, not Portugal.
>>69308483
religiously gayyy
>>69308483
The younger generations are not very religious, but we have a fuckton of old people.
>>69308483
not as much as we used to be but we're still one of the most religious in europe
>>69308483
The younger generations, don't really care, just like the rest of the western world. The older lads will still beat you if you try to take the local priest away from them.
>>69307821
Just Google Portugal for Allah sake.
>>69308137
Looks like you need to get some more schooling fampai
>>69307853
Comi hoje ao jantar. Uma maravilha.
>comfy 10/10 weather
too windy
>10/10 food
i am pmsl here
>>69308481
That's what I meant. Not that /spol/ shitposters care.
>all this talk of portuguese food
>no mention of our Portuguese girls, who are some of the cutest, chillest and least whorish in the world
>theonly comeback to being asshurt is calling others on being >white
>while living in a country full of Muslims and black people
>>69308486
stop whinning, I'm sure you enjoy togetherness with some stiff "brother" every weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFpbhooe6Ns
>>69308609
>being a pimp
>>69308609
Our average female is disgusting, to be honest.
>>69308640
nos PEITOS DA CABRITINHA
>>69305875
love these.
>>69308344
A bit pol, but all I hear is "come on, goyim, support Portugal and buy our stuff!"
>>69308305
Não é pelos problemas. É por teres milhões de pessoas a quem podias por uma pixa na boca agora que nem piavam. Isto é o sonho molhado de qualquer ditador
>>69308229
Vê o Marquês e o Terreiro do Paço
>>69308640
EU GOSTO DE MAMAR
NOS PEITOS DA CABRITINHA
>>69308504
This guy knows. Properly made, it shouldn't have enough sauce for all the fries. Which is why plebs water that shit down. Still, you could put the sauce on a steak & fries with egg and a piece of bread on the side and it'd be just as good.
>>69306893
>Macau
Those things are from Belem, no? I remember trying them at what was supposed to be their original bakery, creamed my pants a bit desu. They were fucking good.
>>69308640
PONHO O CARRO TIRO O CARRO,
Á HORA QUE EU QUISER!
>>69308513
The Portuguese Islamic community says there 40 thousand Muslims in Portugal. Our total population is 11 million do the math.
>>69308609
desu senpai the women part is one of the poor parts of Portugal. They're false prudes and not on the same level as many other countries.
In their defense a men will always want what is harder to get compared to what they have, so it's not a surprise we feel more attracted to the blonde, blue eyed scandi or eastern slavic women.
I've been to Portugal, Spain, France, and Germany and the cities were dirty as fuck and the people were mostly non-white. Saw fucking tons of rats in Paris and there were way more interracial couples in Europe than in America.
The houses and building were a fucking joke. Small as fuck and disgusting. Average European is also ugly as fuck. Nasty group of people. Europeans aren't white.
>>69308654
gay detected
>have good food
>don't show it anywhere and don't do anything to change that
>only portuguese wine is known because that's the only thing we try to sell worldwide from 150 year old rich ass families
>everytime people talk about portuguese food they think it's spanish or that we copied them
>foreigns came here and start getting fat because the food is just good
When a portuguese guy goes to Umerika starts selling a thing called Pastel de Nata and you guys get crazy by something like that it says everything. Those Pastel de Nata aren't even the best ones, the ones from Belem(in Lisbon) are the true shit.
And we do everything with pork, be with bread or barbecue.
We have many fish dishes and sure love to eat fish but fishes here are fucking expensive so people barely eat those anymore, except for fresh sardines for 3 months and cod.
>>69308609
Comida>Gajas
Disagree? GTFO.
>>69304208
doesnt matter. keep the hating, seems the hate keeps bringing us good luck.
>>69308640
Keksimus Maximus
>>69308773
Comida + gajas > (Comida > gajas)
>>69308747
>things that never happened
>>69308728
>Portuguese Islamic community says
never trust them- also with fucking rapefugee crises the number has raised significantly.
>>69308747
>t. never been to Europe
Meanwhile, I have ACTUALLY been to NYC
Not a bad city, but also full of homeless people and dirty.
Would recommend to visit, but would never want to live there.
>>69308750
Draw your attention from the one hottie nearby and look at the other women. Half of them look inbred, the others are 6/10 at best. 99% of them dress like shit too.
>>69308721
Yes. Macau was a Portuguese colony until 1999. That's why it's so popular there.
>>69308728
You might want to read my post again.
>Jorge Perestrelo will not be in the booth for the Final
Why even live bros?
>>69308654
small, hairy, worst dressing style in Europe
could be worse I guess
>>69308773
As gajas são melhores>>69308786
>>69308263
A good portion of us looks pretty middle-eastern
>>69308747
>be in Portugal
>don't talk about pigeons
You lying faggot
>The houses and building were a fucking joke.
We kinda enjoy our houses not being blown by the wind because they made of wood
>>69308806
>rapefugee crises the number has raised significantly.
Not really. We had a bunch of families that stayed in Évora, which has pic related in the centre square, and tehy've since fucked off to the UK/Germany. They didn't feel "welcome"
>>69308640
PEITOS DA CABRITINHA
>>69308802
I expected great things when going to Europe and when I got there, I realized Europe is poor as fuck, they love non-whites, and they're dirty euroniggers.
Suck my fat American cock.
>>69308747
>> Average European is also ugly as fuck. Nasty group of people. Europeans aren't white.
>> Country made by european emigrants
>>69308806
Nós só recebemos 300 refugiados.
>>69308822
>>Jorge Perestrelo
>Still cry evrtiem I listen to him doing that Sporting-AZ game
Man was too good for this world.
>>69304208
don't forget we are probably the european country with least muslims.
I had no black kids in my high school, can you say that?
>>69308747
it's funny how you literally just described every big city in the US instead of Europe....
>>69305178
É uma cadeia de restaurantes de frango assado vinda da Africa do Sul (algum emigrante portuga que por lá andou e decidiu que vender frangos era melhor que ser enrabado pelos pretos).
No Nandos de Cambridge encontrei pelo um portuga a servir à mesa e pelo linguarejar da cozinha, deviam lá estar uns 4 ou 5.
E o frango assado deles, sinceramente, não é nada mau. Vem com batatas fritas e salada, se nao estou em erro, e refrigerante à discrição.
>>69308842
More like realized France and Germany had more generous gibes.
>>69308731
>not prefering the superior portuguese ass
>false prudes
Butthurt detected. Just because they prefer to fuck better men than you doesn't mean they're whores. They're not even prudish so I don't know what you're talking about.
You're a disgrace to your race.
>>69308263
>We're white
I know
>>69308837
>A good portion of us looks pretty middle-eastern
I would say that a good portion of us look like levante arabs. Middle-easterners are very different from us
>>69308847
Yeah, because the beautiful and smart ones all came here to get away from you dumb, smelly darkies
>>69308842
They ran away to Norway or some shit.
>>69308609
You mean slutiest girls in the world
>>69308884
Than a sword to the neck? I'm sure they did.
I legit think some of them were kind of scared, although I suppose a refugee would be.
>>69308859
>Him almost dying in the penalties against England in 2004
rip in pieces :(
>>69308907
/r9k/ pls go
>>69308842
Yep it happened in Mangualde too, where they disappeared but still, the oficial numbers are near 400 rapefugees that came here, even one is too much. Also the problem is not only their numbers, is also the attitude of our government and big part of population towards them.
>>69308907
What are you on about? Bitches are hard to get to a fault. Foreign chicks don't give you a third the hassle.
I mean, I approve of their will to maintain the white race, as most DO end up with Portuguese, but still they are prudish as shit.
>>69308609
>least whorish
>>69308747
what portuguese city have you been to? are you sure it wasnt brazil?
>>69308932
I don't even go to /r9k/ but its true what I said.
>>69308855
379
http://observador.pt/2016/06/15/portugal-recebe-o-2-o-maior-numero-de-refugiados-recolocados/
>>69308891
>aquele resto de unhaca no meio do chão
Então sócio, precisas duma vassoura?
>>69308609
SOMEONE FUCKING POST HALFTIME QT ALREADY
The thing about portuguese girls is that they are incredibly arrogant and they have a really backwards mentality. The fact that most of them are ugly and behave like men doesn't help at all.
Also, they ususally don't have any passions or hobbies besides the typical vapid shit like clothing and emulating "famous" people
>>69308969
Lisbon and Porto then we drove to Madrid.
>>69308958
>will to maintain the white race
I've been seeing a lot of degeneracy, actually.
>>69308904
wherever they went, all we can hope for is that they don't come back. When the news reports started showing all the "preparations" to accommodate the refugees, we got a glimpse of how much money was changing hands to refurbish houses, prepare Portuguese training lessons, social workers almost salivating at having a secure source of income... we're full of niggers who can barely lay a brick on top of another as it is, no point importing more.
>>69308924
>PORTUGAL!
>TE AMO PORTUGAL!
:'(
LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING PORTUGUESE CUNTS
YES, YOU THE PORTUGUESE, LIKE ME, LISTEN UP
Ive been to Rossio a few days ago, shit is crawling with tourists, dafuk, can barely recognise that area anymore, cant take a fucking step without facing those fucking lobster skins.
We are becoming too much touristic country. I dont mind tourists, but keep them in the 90's levels, where only a few educated and wealthy tourists knew anything about our country.
I dont give a shit if everyone else in the world thinks our little peacefull corner of heaven in the world is a shithole. In fact, id like it to stay that way. Our country is too small to be defaced by poor tourists who only knew Portugal this year because their too scared to be blown the fuck out our kidnaped or imprisioned or raped in all the other countries where they used to go to vacations.
so shut ur pie hole, stop promoting our country like your from the Ministério do Turismo. We have enough of them, in fact, there are already too much of them.
>>69309008
That's because it stands to the eye. Full Portuguese couples isolate themselves to their house until they are 50
>>69309002
This is the problem, they all think they are princesses, it's baffling really. No interests besides getting drunk, acting slutty but not really and reality shows.
And they're fucking ugly, I don't get where the self importance comes from.
>>69309027
Nice job posting after the bump limit, ya twat
>>69308986
I saw it too, can't believe no one screenshoted
>>69308958
>prudish as shit
>>69308890
>They're not even prudish
So what is the truth?
I'm this guy >>69308731
>They're false prudes
>>69309002
This, the problem I found with 99% of portuguese girl is that they all like the same thing, do the same shit, behave the same way. In this time of the year, the majority of them are going to clubs at night and going to the beach at day.
>know a girl who is a big fan of star wars
>darth vader key chain
>goes to comicon
>doesn't know anything else besides star wars
>wrongly quotes parts from the movies
>>69309027
I think we should organise a militia and hunt those tourists down.
We gotta scare them for good in order for them to never come back
>>69309002
many girls where I live are very qt desu
doe what I've noticed is young teens started dressing like sluts real quick, the difference between the girls my age and 16 year old girls is gigantic (and I'm 18 so they dress kinda like sluttish too)
>>69309069
They are definitely more prudish than northern countries, I'll tell you that.
They are still people, for fucks sake. Wife material famalam.
>>69309073
that's just girls tbqh
>>69305696
dont worry you can still use our potatoes
>>69307340
>Implying you're not full of Moorish DNA
>>69309054
Aprovado
>>69309073
>falling for the "le nerd girl xD" meme
>>69309027
but I need their money to eat, anon.
Also you can impregnate their women, and keep expanding the Portuguese seed all over the world.
Tourists are good, what we need to keep far from us are rapefugees and chink/angolan money that buy all of our stuff, that's the real treat.
>>69309073
That's just girls.
It says more about you than girls that you don't know any interesting ones. Broaden your friend circle a little.
>>69309085
Verified.
I was on Erasmus in Chezh Republic this last semester and girls there are fucking horny as hell.
In Portugal "you have to" buy some drinks and smart talk to get something while there you just had TO BE THERE!
>>69309027
Blame the municipality, they KNOW the tourism is excessive, but they don't have the balls to stand up to the economic blackmail from the travel operators and hotels. "We employ a lot of people, curtailling tourism would have a negative impact on employement". Meanwhile, the city degenerates into yet another European capital, an open air museum exhibition, lifeless, plastic, unappealing.
I mean they're not prudish in the sense that they're not frigid, scared of sexuality or naive.
But they're not whorish either.
But hey, maybe I'm just a lucky guy and happen to know a few of the best.
>>69309062
she was a fucking goddess
even better than the Hungary loli tbqh
>>69309054
and the few ones that are actually interesting ALWAYS have a 10\10 boyfriend (that they met in their 1st year of college) that never leaves them.
Foreign girls are our only chance. My experiences with foreign girls have always been great. They are honest, open minded and actually think on their own.
>>69309164
It's not that they aren't horny, they just expect you to buy them shit.
>>69309164
>2016
>buying drinks for girls
Unless they're your friends or your friends' friends, why are you buying drinks for people you barely know?
>>69309207
That's why I'll probably have a russian gf, at least they're loyal, can cook and are rough at sex.
>>69309073
>>69309073
>In this time of the year, the majority of them are going to clubs at night and going to the beach at day.
that is what most of the people do, men or women. Only people who have zero social life spend their summer inside their home watching series, reading and shitposting on the internet.
It's almost midnight and it's still hot as shit, of course people will go to the bars and drinking their liver off. I would too if I wasn't a NEET.
>>69309164
That's because girls in Portugal are very scared of the "slut" shaming.
Girls that like to hang out and have casual sex are most of times ostracized by other girls that look at them with disdain like they are inferior beings.
Also, girls here like to hang out with the kind of boys that are cool to show off to their friends. In the end, it's always about showing off and living a lie, chained to a putrid social circle
>>69309242
I don't know man, i am on a +5 year long rellationship, my "datting skills" are way way old.... now that i think about i never bought drinks except for "minies" for my pals.
>>69309255
And turn into potatoes at 30.
Seriously, they are ticking clocks.
>>69309260
>You will never have that NEET gf who loves to stay at home, watching series/movies, reading, playing vydia
>>69309164
>paying their shit
Yeah no, that's a huge mistake
>tfw I did it when was young and actually scored
still not wasting my money that way anymore.
>>69309202
compared to Northern European women they look like Saints
doe I'm seeing a lot of slutty behaviour on young teenage girls, much more than when I was that, and I'm only 18 so dunno if it's just an illusion or if smth changed really fast
>>69309292
I am alright with them not wanting to fuck every dick that gets hard, but they are all vapid. If you don't put out and you are not an interesting person, what fucking value do you have?
Portuguese women are worthless.
>>69309260
Meh... Clubs are usually 70% men and 30% women and the ones that get the girls are the ones that look richer (most expensive clothes, keychan of BMW, etc)...
Most girls that go to clubs are trash tough...
>>69309341
If that's all you do, you won't find a girl at all.
>>69308747
paris?
You sure you weren't in NYC you dumb fuck?
>>69309292
>> That's because girls in Portugal are very scared of the "slut" shaming.
THIS.
This is exactly the reason they are like they are.
Now:
people complaining about "muh princess is taken" are just scrubs that never go out and meet diferent type of people and just generalize.
Go meet more people ;)
>> /sp/ thread
>> Portuguese thread
I think we should create every day 1 thread on /b/ guys
>>69309341
>tfw you'll never have a gf again
>>69309410
Why not going to /luso/ on /int/?
>>69309341
Most introverted people here grew up in an anglo-saxon culture context (due to more exposure to american media such as movies, music, games, books, etc) so we grew disatached of our own country's culture.
That's one of the reasons why we find everything that surrounds us unnapealing. It's because we grew up in a 1st world mindset
>>69309419
>tfw I never had one.
>>69309367
I had 3 GFs already, they were all shit.
One was ugly, the other was hot and petite, the last one was a mix. I would still pick up a NEET GF over all my 3 ex.
>>69309472
Then that's not all you do. That's good news!
>>69309341
>>69309419
Like i said in >>69309410
Don't give up. I live a good social life with my 5 year gf and most of the year we just spend on watching movies/shows and even playing games together or one on each computer
You just can't give up ;)
>>69307349
>7-1
>>69309504
Do you have any idea how to jump start a social life?
>>69309504
Finding those kind of girls is pretty difficult. If you are not in college it's almost impossible.
>>69305415
>>69305501
Holy shit they are actually ignorant
>>69309449
not quite true. I was a #yolo dude and at some point just stoped living that way despite still finding appeal in some of the Portuguese "normie" life.
For me was more about getting older and having your childhood settle down while all I just wanted was to continue getting wasted, playing football and going to the beach with the lads.
MY PORTUBROS!! I KNOW I AM t. Emigrante, BUT I HAVE BEEN CHEERING FOR PORTUGAL MY WHOLE LIFE MY FATHER IS FROM PORTUGAL, AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU. PLEASE RECOGNISE ME SENPAI!!!!!!!!
>>69309504
That feeling in the back of the head anon, why are you ignoring it? Is it really that perfect as you say it is?
Who is calling the shots in your relationship?
Who is telling to do this or that?
What is the last game you bought?
>>69307969
COMO ASSIM!?!
>>69309469
>tfw
>>69309504
I don't even care for video games, I'm really a sports guy but it's hard to get back on the tracks and going out when you are to do it alone because your friends have their life figured already. Unless you hit something on the work, you're pretty much end as a single guy and fucking whores twice a month.
>>69309564
Never said the rellation is perfect, it never is.
but for your questions:
shots are done in equal
last game i bought was dark souls and hotline miami this last sales
its her intelligence that made me keep up
>>inb4 "intelligence means she is ugly"
>>69309561
glad for you lad. How is life in Canada? Do you go kayaking in the big lakes and hunting?
>>69309292
That was with the previous gens, like girls that are between their 20s-30s. After 30s they slowly start to realize that they are getting old and they need open up to settle down with someone.
16yo girls are just slutty and way too open these days. Wait 2 more years and you can do whatever you want with these ones. And you know they like older man
>>69309561
Estamos lá folha!!!
>>69309671
The only problem with Ugly Portuguese girls is that they are too insecure.
>shots are done in equal
heard this too many times for it to be true.
>>69306629
>>69308986
>>69309206
Guys, where you talking about this one?
>>69309803
she kinda looked like her but no it before the 2nd half started they filmed a really qt lass, a full face shot
amazed no one else screenshotted it
>>69309589
Same here.
Exactly the same.
Never eaten a francesinha in my life cuz I never been to Porto.
We've some nice chicks, too bad they're stuck up as fuck. They don't need cockblocking friends, they do it themselves. Then again maybe it's how all women should be.
>>69310694
yeah I haven't really met more than like 3 girls that had a lot of boyfriends or that even flirt around that much
and 1 of them she's poo in loo so it doesn't count
>>69310838
*1 of them is
>>69305888
I love you britbongs, I seriously do. Portuguese who know their history won't forget our only ally in all wars since the 1300s and it's one of the few countries where i'd feel at home.
>>69309561
(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)(YOU)
>>69308059
You don't know nothing about the reconquista and expulsion of the moors! You find A LOT of pale people in Spain and Portugal (check west irish and welsh people instead) but it's worthless skin color per si says nothing.
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