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>>69253451
>Heskey
Still miss him a bit.
1nd for >Norway should be made into a OP picture
>>69253451
Player instructions haven't changed too much in 15 years
>>69253520
He is literally just a shitposter who comes in hoping to derail threads. Do not give him attention.
>>69253445
i did not understand this post
>>69253520
I got you
>>69253535
I'm calling you a "Gran Canaria motherfucker" even though I'm pretty sure you live on Tenerife.
My Xbox won't connect to Live so now I'm going to have to play FM!
>>69253569
>Xbox Live
That takes me back - haven't played it for years. Looking forward to Modern Warfare remastered though.
>>69253569
You are blessed then.
>>69253568
Oh, fuck you then.
Of all the 8 habitated islands you put me in the worst one.
>>69253607
>Looking forward to Modern Warfare remastered though
You would.
>>69253622
Sorry.
>>69253569
>>>/r9k/
mitch you need to go back
>>69253649
Why?
>>69253541
Do it.
dab mod when?
>>69253344
Whoever you end up with, good luck! Not too up-to-date logos (all playable plus a lot of non-league) and kits (only for 1st league) here: http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=88921392698051987439
>>69253451
I remember him from Leeds. The left wing was the weak spot of the NT, and since his club were successful he got a shot. Later McManaman got moved there and sort of remained the number one option for a while.
>>69253696
>The left wing was the weak spot of the NT
>You now remember Joe Cole was supposed to save us
>>69253668
Plebs tend to.
>>69253696
Thanks. I decided to pick Szeged. Did they really get estabelished in 2011?
Challenge: build a team with ultra-low professionalism, tutor good regens with Ravel Morrison etc.
>>69253723
and then Stewie Downing
anyone know of any good guides that explain how each player role works in fm16? thanks
>>69253770
yeah
>>69253770
Just click on the giant role name under the "Position/Role/Duty" header.
I clearly underestimated Equatorial Guinea...
>>69253875
>>69253730
>Implying CoD4 wasn't a brilliant game
>Implying you're not just an edgy hipster
>>69253949
2bf, MW was my favourite CoD as well.
>>69253939
The dream is dead.
>>69253949
MW was not anymore brilliant than WaW or MW2 and just rode 3s success. But unless it's a direct 1:1 re-release with higher res textures, there's nothing to be excited for.
i know nothing about football manager redpill me on why this thread isn't in /v/
>>69254044
We have diplomatic immunity.
>>69254030
WaW was just a reskin of MW, though (and the last CoD I've ever played).
>>69254030
The closer it is to the original the better. I had way more fun on that than any other.
>>69254044
/v/ doesn't allow generals.
/vg/ would shitpost us to death before we got to 30 ontopic posts.
The people who play this simulator are first sports fans, and second armchair managers.
>>69254113
>The closer it is to the original the better.
Which is exactly why it being called a 'remastered' instead of a simple re-release means you have nothing to be excited for.
>>69253759
Yes, as the newest revivification of the 117-year old football traditions of the city. The masterminds behind the move was the former president of the HUN FA and the local bishop of the Catholic church. They have strong ties to the Gyula Grosics Academy (the legendary GK of the Mighty Magyars).
>>69253723
>>69253764
I always liked Joe Cole despite his shortcomings but Downing is the prime example of the over-hyped mediocrity. Somehow the British (probably tabloid) media always find lads like him, then inevitably rush them into failure by raising the bar way too high through artificial hype.
Fucking Mali.
>get the "on a roll achievement"
>lose immediately
fuggedy fug
>>69254131
>you have nothing to be excited for
How about playing it online again?
>>69254255
Do I have to literally spell out exactly what I'm saying to you? I really didn't try to obfuscate my meaning there at all.
>>69254271
>obfuscate
Good word.
>>69254271
Unless there's going to be no online (which there is) then yes I do have something to be excited for.
Yeah not bad Dani but you've spilt most of the beer you twat
>>69254378
>Corona
Nothing was lost.
>this haircut
Good lord.
>>69254378
I feel as though kicking glass bottles very hard is a good way to ruin your chances of being signed ever again.
>>69254421
And I'm sure you're highly knowledgable on the subject of what professional footballers can get away with
>>69254408
It looks like a giant cat's head with no ears is coming up behind him
>>69254540
>a giant cat's head
You would know, British Kem.
>Euro cup registration needing two fucking GKs
>everyone who got left out because of shitty home grown rules going apeshit
I've never had problems with this before FM16, do players really want to be in the europa that badly? My brand new signing wants to leave the club now
Reminder that this series peaked in 12, and that you're all autistic losers.
>>69254378
I might have never said this, but Dani Alves is probably the professional footballer I despise the most.
>>69254856
players usually get mad af irl when they get left out of the list for european competitions.
Why the fuck do you have more than 22 players in your main squad though?
>>69254861
i'm an autistic winner.
>>69254879
same, during matches he literally looks like a fucking devil
>>69254921
Because I chose liverpool and needed an entirely new defence, but couldn't get rid of the deadwood in time
>>69255026
>Because I chose liverpool
That was your first mistake.
>>69255230
muh youth
>>69255372
>GKs
Well...
>Hip injury
At least he's out for 2 or 3 months and not 6 or 7 if I gave him an injection.
>Player that has no future here opts to stay because I included a 0€ future fee
You're just filling out my U19 squad, don't start believing you're hot shit faggot. And obviously, he is not the only one.
Portugal usually have pretty based crests but what the fuck is this for a football club
>>69255961
>Sport Club
clearly it's not only a football club
>>69255988
>>69255961
>tfw they have a billiards team
Lads.
It's Prato.
>>69256099
Get ready to play the playoffs
>>69256177
It might be happening.
>>69256228
I want to die.
>Getting sent off on a friendly against a 3rd tier serbian team
Just, why?
>>69256327
Told ya. Best of luck in the playoffs
>They get "injured" just before we're getting trashed by Halal
Bunch of quitters, the lot of you.
C'mon, he isn't even that good, what is this? Are decent right backs a endangered species or something?
>This is good in FM
>>69256392
Hum.
>>69256387
My captain and only fit/registered right back is on international duty to sit on Ghana U20's bench for the World Cup during the playoffs.
Pic related is him, second best player in the league.
>>69256634
>Hard tackling working at last
Good riddance, even if it won't change anything.
>>69256684
>U20
Couldn't you pull him out? I know you can't pull out U21s but it should've been possible for U20s, even for "competitive" matches.
>>69256696
Hard tackling costed us a penulty but I got Ramos and TSSSSUUUU out.
>>69256749
Don't think I can. I have another player going to that cup too, which is shit because my 24 man squad that the league demands is now down two key players. Thankfully I think my backup RB is fit again, but he was injured for like a month before.
>>69256784
And now Kroos. So their three subs are made.
>>69256816
Well fuck me. We played better than anticipated (perhaps their A' squad there) but too many missing players.
>When Halal just scores 3 in a row from nowhere
JUST
>>69256911
How gullible.
>The transfer budget reduced from 220M€ to 40.5
ayy
>>69256965
What the fuck happened Burter?
Well I subbed him in because my (remaining) striker was having a terrible day, not because I thought he could perform.
>>69257010
I prefer Leapold Starch, if you don't mind.
And apparently I'm fucked.
>>69257078
I subbed on my Sammarinese GK at the 82nd minute just to make sure we had three Sammarinese players winning a playoff game, is this too autistic?
>>69257078
H-how?
>>69257105
Not at all
>>69257078
>Leapold Starch
>Lea
It wouldn't be memeposting if I was calling you Popol.
>Those finances
Very Spanish. What the fuck did you do? It's near impossible to bankrupt in FM... if you know what you're doing.
>he loads leagues he never plans on using
>>69257078
>>69257078
What have you done
OH COME ON!
>>69257174
>He doesn't want to regenerate cheese players
Sorry you still use an XP """powered"" """"computer"""".
>>69257199
>he thinks you need to load a league to generate the goat players
top kek say hello to my 11 brazilian and argentinian goats
>He doesnt cause irreparable harm to the clubs finances
>>69257078
>Spain
>Finance
Color me surprised
>>69257222
>He doesn't load a league for cheese cheap players early in the game
Tip top.
>>69257136
I was doing pretty good, controlling wages p well and making only signings of 16 year olds for 5 seasons. Then I bought a guy for 50M and two months later I ran out of money somehow.
The board says we are predicted to make a 110M profit this financial season but after this I can't really trust them can I?
>>69257244
>he starts in a league where you are capable of buying cheese
tip top m8 relative LLM is where it is at
Also sorry just wanted to post that reaction face
What's the best Football Manager-like game? I wanted to get into 2016 but it seems it's not cracked properly yet, and I don't want to spend so much for a game I might not like.
>>69257282
Club Manager 2016 or Football Manager 2015
>>69257274
Can I save it?
>>69257274
>He doesn't play in a East Yuro shithole
>He unironically plays in a Sudaca league with great youth rating
Commit seppuku.
>>69257282
>18€ (at most on Steam) is much
KYS you too.
>>69257306
You have to give me another one in return tho, a good one
>>69257282
honestly FM has been shit since 2012 lad.
Don't bother.
>>69257320
I play in 2nd div holland m8, get promoted 1st maybe 2nd year, 4th year is when I can begin getting somewhat decent regens
True goats after 6-7 years. And then there are plenty
>>69257324
This is a lot of pressure, I don't think I want it anymore.
>>69257320
>>He unironically plays in a Sudaca league with great youth rating
>He doesn't play in the based Libertadores and God's great State Championships of Brazil
Fucking frenchies man
>>69257331
Well, he's right
>>69257282
>>69257320
It's like 60 euros now. I'm from Portugal, I don't buy games as principle. Fuck steam for removing the euro zone 2 and making me pay the same as germans do when we make so much less.
>>69257378
>I don't buy games as principle
>>69257378
Leave the EU then
>>69257378
>I don't buy games as principle
You could just say you're poor, the worse you'll get is a bunch of (You)s. Also:
>Germany
>Football Manager
Nice joke.
>>69257352
I personally prefer my reaction images without a text on them 2bh, but ill take it.
Congrats, have another one that can be used everywhere on this malaysian fishing discussion board
>>69257378
>i dont buy games as principle
ah so this is why its called >poortugal and why so many people hate the country and the people.
>>69257378
>I'm from Portugal, I don't buy games as principle
Guess it's time for PortExit then.
>>69257427
That's a nice image. Can I save it in exchange of this great reaction image I have in my jungle-powered PC?
>>69257331
So I should just get FM 2012?
>>69257427
Cost of living is pretty affordable because everything is relatively cheaper, but I'm not going to be jew'd out on these fucking games.
>>69257493
>FM 2012
>Something
>Poortuguese
Literally sour grapes. It isn't shit because you can't afford it y'know.
>>69257482
Aha now we are talking
Look at this bad boy
>>69257493
Not a problem then m8
Maybe try to find FM12 crack? I used a crack untill I bought fm14 I think.
So 09 till 13 were pure cracks (fm09 was actually bought in a store in suriname but it was just a fucking crack yes I was mad)
>This guy is listed as a club icon for San Marino Calcio
https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germano_De_Biagi
>>69257493
>euro weaker than USD
WTF EU
>>69257540
Hm, that's nice, but not what I'm looking for. Take a look at this. It's one of my favourites
>>69257331
>>69257282
How can one country be so retarded?
>>69257615
I will just link you to my favourite nedroid
http://nedroid.com/2011/07/fireworks-safety/
The way Harrison looks down and up cracks me up
Have a couple (eg 3) beartato reactions
>>69257493
You know that you can get FM16 cheaper, right?
>>69257819
>>69257672
Oh fug I missed the A-League blooper reel this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STeHvQxKYaw
Well now is as good a time as any.
>Comedy gold inside 15 seconds
I love you Ausfailia
>>69257872
He's really struggling to find them now though. Too many replays and balls hitting people in the nuts,
Is there a more pointless stat than long shots?
>New HoYD
>Supposedly Established Youth Recruitment
Oy vey!
>>69257964
Long throws.
>>69258024
>tfw having to manually tell your strikers to man mark the opposition midfielders every single time or they'll just sit up front and do nothing
even if you have them as defensive forwards for fucks sake its frustrating as hell
at least i got my first cheeky long throw goal tho
>>69258114
>not making them mark their fbs
>>69258114
In earlier fm I let my wingers mark opposing FB
Not in this one, here we are 2 good to do it
>>69258140
>4-4-2
>having strikers mark full backs
admittedly portugal are basically playing a 4-4-2 with 4 wingers (ronaldo/nani up front), but ive got a textbook big man/little man TM/P combo so i'd never want them getting that wide
also in my FM universe there isnt a single offensive fullback in the game (seriously) so i play extremely narrow while defending and basically ignore FBs and never close them down
if i get beaten by a fullback with 8 crossing and 5 vision crossing into the box ill just tip my hat
>you will never be as aesthetic as big sam
>>69258250
he is a patriot.
>that mouthy 32 year old you sent to the under 21 squad 2 seasons ago is still there
>>69258272
is that from clickhole?
I love clickhole.
>>69258334
Are you flirting with me?
I don't know, I just saved it from some other weirdo on 4chan.
Big Match Robbie delivering when it matters AGAIN
>>69258414
lol
Clickhole is The Onion's clickbait parody site, looks like the type of shit they would do.
>>69257970
>The state of Slovenian footie when 4 U21s come from my team
Granted I stole most of these guys from other Slovenian intakes, but still.
I deserve a raise
>>69258763
You should fix match days on Wednesdays and Saturdays.
>>69257872
Classic A-League.
Mou and Chelsea, better love story than anything else.
BASED
If it wasn't for his god awful Natty Fitness.
Got away with that one.
>>69259484
>LUX
And you "only" got away playing a non-country?
>>69259507
Hey man, all that matters to African football are pacey black wengers.
Well that indeed was "final".
Hmm.
>>69259872
You have until December 7th to scout him.
>>69259914
So I can draw him to the wonderful land of South Africa's national team?
>>69259935
>South Africa
>Implying
Nevermind, better start bribing him straight away.
Which one of you autists is responsible for this?
>>69259970
It's not HC.
>>69259958
You seem to be under the impression I'm managing both club and country.
>>69259989
I'm not. Doesn't mean you shouldn't start sucking his dick right now.
>>69260007
Pity he plays for the Whitecaps.
>Western Canada
>>69260010
Could be worse; he could be speaking Québécois.
>>69260021
Tabernac.
The dream is dead. Well done, Sinisalo, you inept cunt.
>>69260204
Eh?
>>69260204
Well you did resign for a reason...
Has anyone tried a commentary patch? Any of them good?
>>69259970
Definitely not me since I just bought 16 this summer sale.
>Valencia
>all-England CL Final
>three quarters of the semi-final made up by English clubs
>Arsenal win EL
>Liverpool win the league
This is getting to be too much.
>>69260481
quick delete the save
>Summer window
Which means big leagues come and poach in Eastern Europe. Well there's a couple players I could sell to maintain the average age at 22yo or younger.
>>69260594
Kinda forgot about this clause, but I have to play nice.
No wonder Klinsmann played him so fast
>>69260683
wtf
is the SI's scout who rated him his mother or something
did he sign a new contract with a huge bonus for winning league top goalscorer or wtf
>>69260481
>City almost win back to back CL in the opening two seasons
>They're only stopped by Mou's United
>Gelsenkirchen
If you were there when I posted about it, they "forfeited" the second place in the group in CL to me by collecting two red cards in their last match. "Null fear" indeed.
>>69260886
Fresh reminder.
>play 3 ST formation
>Big man striker actually does something
11-0 in 38minutes for pre-season
>>69261128
0-2 against a bottom rung team in the first real match of the season because your team will be complacent as fuck :^)
>>69261158
>the bench being complacent
good one
I agree. Now stop gathering scrubs at every intake and I may even give you the time of the day.
dead thread, post your current favorite regen
>>69261425
should i pull the trigger on the next michael owen?
>>69261468
depends on what they ask for him and what your scouts say
Sometimes I feel clubs don't bother scouting players on their own. They just plug on my club and see what happens. I mean, the guy isn't even that good, not even sure you'd want it to sit on your bench and yet, fucking Juve.
ive come to the realisation that this game is fucking shit. ive been playing this game and winning a lot with a tactics that work but sensible tactics that should work fail miserably and players are all fucking idiots. I really loved this game I really did but the better I got the more I realised all the flaws in the match engine.
>>69262046
>game
>playing this game
>this game
>>69262046
>Sensible
>This flag
Try turning them upside down.
Woah. That's the first time I've been offered so much for a player; especially since I had raised his asking price really high. Unfortunately for them, I have yet to play a single match in my new stadium, and:
>14,25M fee
Fuck you too.
>>69262110
Let's see their staff...
>LTU
HEY MORZ, LITHUANIA BECAME SOMETHING!
That's one fugly stadium.
>Burgers
R I P
I
P
>Sell out on first match
Time to ask for an expansion. :^)
>>69262198
>Broken leg
Nah, he's fine.
>>69262266
Wew. We can double the capacity, so 25 years with a 20k stadium... Gonna be tough if I even play until then. Hopefully I'll win the CL before that.
1. Bundesliga BTFO
the champions league isn't going too well
>>69262422
>
title win incoming
At this rate, I'll have more HG foreign players than Slovenian players. Not really my fault, I don't even buy expensive foreigners (I factually can't): "Slow"venia's youth is just that terrible.
>>69262422
>fartford
what do you lads think of my new favourite regen?
>>69262528
>Wenger
>Left only
>Teamwork
>>69262543
I think he has pretty good numbers for a 20 year old that doesn't even play with attacking mentality.
Career ending injury right there. Fucking Sudaca U18s rules means that his replacement won't come before two good years as he's 16.
o shit waddup
>>69262579
Actually I had just bagged my transfer window, I'm forced to find another player. He was the kind of player you forget about but noticed he has played 40+ matches for you per season. A true worker in the shadows of the cheese and wonderkid regens. Fuck this, going to bed.
>>69262528
at least he's homegrown but pls train him to an AMR le cut inside man
>>69262680
teaching him to play at AMR would be a waste of PA to be desu.
>>69262678
>tfw I notice the shape of my CMs actually was set to accommodate his favourite foot a few seasons ago
Hell.
>>69262701
IFs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wingers desu
>>69262701
>>69262709
This+"Avoids using weaker foot".
>>69262709
I'm playing him at AML, but as I play two CF(a)s I prefer wingers than IFs. I still use them as IFs sometimes, ofc.
>this even goals distribution between my 4 strikers (ignore the frenchmen he's a winger and never played 1 game up top)
my trb autism is perfectly satiated for tonight
g'night lads :3
oh also
>tfw your academy player scores on a big european night at home in front of his home fans
TEARS IN MY EYES GOOD ON YOU SON
how on earth did this guy get to be france manager
>>69262990
but that happens several times per season
your daily HG reminder
>>69253517
Look at that England team. It's defence is so fucking stacked. Now we struggle to find anybody to play the fucking positions.
>Andy Cole
He only ever does well in FM, in real life he sucked anus for England.
>Sevilla
>>69262990
Rashford?
>page 4
>muller mad because he isnt rated by Ancelotti
>plays 10 games in 2 years
>probably going to leave at end of contract
>declare interest because maybe muller is crazy enough to join our shit team
>nope
Now like three of my players have this
Never seen this before
Intake day soon lads
first reply renames best player, second reply renames second player.
>>69265046
>Torres
>>69265046
Match 'Fixing' Tarrant
>>69265133
>>69265213
I'm afraid they're shit lads ;__;
>>69265389
unsurprising that i ended up being left back in the youth squad eh
http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2016/Jul/manchester-united-issue-chris-smalling-update.aspx
>Manchester United can clarify Chris Smalling has had food poisoning during his holiday which resulted in him fainting on Sunday.
>The 26-year-old defender was taken to the hospital and is now feeling fine.
kek
>>69266527
>food poisoned in Bali
He'll die eating other Indonesian foods then since Balinese food is very tame in Indonesian standard.
>>69266587
typical white boi, he would also die in suriname
Bang?
>>69266736
decent midfield legcrusher but would need more bravery. will do ok work without it though
>A footballer who went to help a friend in a broken-down car has had both his legs amputated after a hit-and-run driver crashed into their vehicles.
>Shaun Whiter went to help with a flat tyre in Newmarket on Friday night. Both were pinned against their cars when the vehicle smashed into them.
>Mr Whiter, who was due to begin training with Newmarket Town FC, has lost both legs below the knee.
>Joey Abbs, who plays for Soham, sustained a "serious" leg injury.
>>69266910
Super cruciates
>>69266910
first footballer with prosthetic legs when
Which are the TWO (2) best ROLE PLAY GAMES IN HUMAN HISTORY AND WHY ARE:
-Football Manager
-Morrowind
?
?
?
Plz respond, kind regards
>>69267088
>FM
>role playing game
FORM
>>69266903
Yeah, I'm worried about the bravery. I think he's quite good, otherwise. Depending on the price I think I'll get him.
>>69267088
If you consider FM an RPG, then I agree with you.
>>69267088
morrowind is shit
>>69267363
dyel
>>69267408
???
>>69267088
Skyrim and FM according to Neil "QPR Ladies Team" Dejyothin
>>69267363
delet
should I bang?
What's the best league to start in as a noob to this game?
>>69268014
Try Ajax.
>zaza vs neuer
