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Future Dynasty Edition

Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/pkU6E1v4bhw

TEX: Rangers poised for a spectacular season
MIA:Realmuto has jack and a bag to lead Marlins
MLW:Brewers purchase Will Middlebrooks' contract
STL:Piscotty hits grand slam, Cards sweep MIL
NYY:Andrew Miller informed he won't be traded
NYY:Mark Teixeira homers twice as Yankees roll
PIT:Melancon earns 24th save, Bucs sweep A's
SEA:Seth Smith slugs grand slam against the O's
LA:Brandon McCarthy outstanding in 2016 debut
WAS:Espinosa mashes grand slam in blowout win
WAS:Strasburg keeps Reds out of hit column in win
NYM:Flores homers twice as Mets sweep Cubs
NYM:Syndergaard (elbow) shines in win over Cubs
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>>69236264
>rags

Guises I am New Zealander, am I doing it right?
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the Rangers >rags against Twins but thats cool

Allstar break coming up pitchers coming back.

Rangers are poised for a spectacular season
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>>69236322
what did the janitors do to you anon
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i'm watching Fastball and man seeing tony gwynn is tearing me up. i didn't know too much about him until he passed but having all these legends shooting the breeze is incredible, shame it's only an hour and a bit long
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>>69236309
Astros are coming
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>>69236408
Nah, they are just breathing really hard.
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rags
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Seeing as we decided Zack hample is scum...

What do we think of people like dodgerfilms on YouTube? He got banned from filming last year but at some point he'll start again for sure
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>>69237007

https://www.instagram.com/p/91lTXcqMev/
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Nats
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You guys ready for some comfy 4th of July day basedball? First game is in 2 hours.
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>>69237249

so they aren't friends anymore?
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I was a Yankees fan but the mets are winning so I'm a #cuckformets
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>>69237502
Of course they're still friends. You don't stop being friends just because your friend filed a lawsuit against you.
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>>69237007
I feel like that was fake (>>69237502) but no?

Pretty meta that yt beef is making its way to insta.
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Zach Hample did nothing wrong.
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Maz's Weekly MLB Top 15 POWERRANKINGS

These rankings are based of my own numbers and calculations which you arent allowed to see

1. Rangers (4)
2. Giants (3)
3. Indians (10)
4. Cubs (1)
5. Orioles
6. Nationals
7. Dodgers (11)
8. Astros (u)
9. Redsox (6)
10. Mets
11. Cardinals (7)
12. Royals (14)
13. Bluejays
14. Tigers (u)
15. Marlins (u)

Other teams outside the Top 15 literally do not matter
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>22-9
>rags
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>>69238620
All first place teams did terrible. Couldn't even care less. Its on to Boston.

So how did your team rank up?
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>>69238585
>gnats at 6
Are you drunk?
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w-what the fuck
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>>69238718
>a leaf
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>60 Day DL

Why do they keep yanking our chain, just say he's out for the season.

>>69238641
>All first place teams did terrible.
Well, most did, anyway. Whew lad what a shit show we had.
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>>69238776
Shit list desu
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>>69238813
Blue jays arent that good get over it. just be glad they are even in my top 15
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Another full day, fellas.

MIL @ WSH - 11:05
LAA @ TB - 1:10
TEX @ BOS - 1:35
NYY @ CWS - 2:10
OAK @ MIN - 2:10
SEA @ HOU - 2:10
PIT @ STL - 2:15
CIN @ CHC - 2:20
ATL @ PHI - 4:05
COL @ SF - 4:05
MIA @ NYM - 4:10
KC @ TOR - 7:07
DET @ CLE - 7:10
BAL @ LAD - 9:10
SD @ ARI - 9:10
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>>69238841
Yeah I never said anything about the jays on your "list". I said it was shit because it is shit.
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>>69237007
When did /mlb/ become Deadspin tier?
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>>69238861
well yea you are a leaf so i just write it off as you not knowing anything

good day to you sir
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>>69238585
good list actually
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>>69237007
>Seeing as we decided Zack hample is scum...

lol fuck off

We're not all retarded liberals who whine and complain just because someone managed to channel his autism into a successful career.
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>>69238585
>rags
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Did y'all see the Fernando Rodney dance?
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cubs collapse lol
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>>69238585
Nats too low at 6
Os too high at 5
Indians too high at 3
Houston way too high at 8
I could go on
>shit list bro
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YANKEES SUCK
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Almost ASB means almost Morneau

Surely he can't suck worse than Avi right?
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Ryan Braun just called out for batting out of order
>how does that even happen?
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>batting out of order in a Major League game

oh god my sides
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>>69239460
>>69239460
>>69239460
Brews @ Nats
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>>69239560
Compare:
http://m.mlb.com/power-rankings/
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/2016mlbpowerrankings_week13/mlb-ranking-mlb-teams-13-weeks
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>>69239704
More detail?
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>>69239704
>major league
Nah this is clearly a minor league team
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>>69239752
Ryan Braun came up to bat 3rd but then Dusty Baker came out and said something to the ump and apparently Braun was listed on the official lineup card as batting 4th today and Lucroy was supposed to bat so he was automatically called out and the inning ended.
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>>69239724
:^)
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>>69239724
those seem way more realistic than the rags fan rank.
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>>69239752
Braun hit a single first, then called out while standing on first.
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>>69239819
cubs have lost 14 of their last 20 games

they dont deserve to be in first
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>>69239807
>>69239841
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does this offend you?
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>>69239812

What the fuck are you smiling for? Those aren't even close to yours.
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>>69239807
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>>69239868
Braun makes last out in 1st and then leads off the 2nd inning. Makes another out.
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>>69239893
Well the Top 5 isnt because my formula is more accurate than theirs
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>>69239928
Is this the first time a player has been called out twice in his teams first four AB's? It's gotta be.
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>>69239946
Suuuuuuure it is.
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>>69239948
Not sure, if it's happened before, it's gotta be rare as fuck. At least at this level.
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>>69239946
(you)
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>>69239946
Here's your system, as near as I can tell.
1 I'm a Rags fan, they go first
2 Put remaining division leaders in a hat and pick them blind folded.
3 Put 2nd place teams in a hat, repeat step 2.
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>>69240013

It happened almost three years ago to the day when Buster Posey batted out of order.
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>>69239879
Someone browses /r/Baseball

Got ya ;)
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>>69240114
>jints
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>>69240125
>implying im not watching wimbly and found this on twitter
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>>69240055
I had cubs ahead of the Rangers last 2 weeks

its okay you arent smart enough to understand my forumla. it is a secret after all.
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>>69238884
Your list is awful you fat autist
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>>69240219
pretty sure I had your formula pegged the first time.
>one strike away
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>>69240247
>a leaf
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>>69240277
fat autist
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>>69240277
I can't wait for the rags to go on their inevitable losing streak because their rotation is shit.
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>even the mlb is memeing
who can stop them
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>>69240471
Their rotation is injured, not shit.

Their rotation is one of yhe best in baseball when healthy.
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>>69240506
As it sits now, it's shit.
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>>69240552
Outside of Griffin and Hamels and Perez i won't disagree with you.
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>>69239653
I'm pretty sure Avi is secretly working with a witch doctor to put curses on players who might replace him
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>>69240505
>the giants are tied for the mlb lead in wins with a roster full of AAA players and a bullpen of garbage
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>>69240722
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>>69240731
Giants and Rangers are soul mates. They will play each other in the World Series with the Rangers breaking their even year memery
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>>69240731
Good starting pitching can cover up a multitude of woes.
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>>69238781
It's retroactive to his last game so after 60 days is July 9th. They weren't rushing Brantley back before the All-Star break and this makes sense to use the roster spot.

And that's the old Cleveland attitude. They're taking it extra slow this time and I expect him to be back by the end of the month.

>>69239724
>http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/2016mlbpowerrankings_week13/mlb-ranking-mlb-teams-13-weeks
>For the first time this season, the Chicago Cubs weren't the unanimous No. 1 team, with the red-hot Cleveland Indians picking up one first-place vote.
Sweet.
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>>69240881
lmao no

>ONE
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>>69240881
If the Rangers and the Giants meet in the WS the Giants will beat the Rangers like a rented mule
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>>69240731
This. The meme year is over you Bay Area fags.
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>>69241091
put your trip back on farmer boy
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>>69241091
Isn't it the other way around? Like, if Pence, Duffy, etc get healthy won't they go on another tear similar to the one that put them in first?
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>>69240881
The rags are maybe, maaaaybe the 5th or 6th best team in MLB.
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>>69241221
I would put them behind giants nats cubs and Indians in no particular order. The Indians are the best team in AL because their success is way more sustainable. The rangers have overachieved all year desu.
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>>69241276
I see the rags fading down the stretch.
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>>69241276
>>69241350
these.

the rags have had amazing luck and shitty rdif. on top of that, all teams regress at some point

>except for the 2017 memeiors
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>>69241276
Rangers are better than the Nats. Hokd off judge on the Indians until they stop being streaky and play consistent, they are a good tho. Cubs have been playing mediocre to bad baseball the past month and a half. Giants and Rangers are the clear 1 and 2 right now
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Man I hope Boston mauls those confederate cucks today
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>>69241431
Hey
Fuck you.
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>all these people rating the Giants
>when they got reamed by the fucking Assletics
Giants are regular season chokers
Dodgers win the Division and the WS cap this
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>>69241444
trips of patriotism

>tfw gonna root for bombston
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>>69241431
>rangers are better than the nats
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>>69241506
It seems like this may be the first season you have started watching baseball so let me help you: good trams lose to bad ones. its not an uncommon occurrence
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>>69241506
Doesn't matter

>jints play .450 ball for rest of season
>wild card
>repeat of 2014
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>>69241534
yeah. I almost choked on my coffee when I read that.
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you may only reply to this thread if your GM doesn't belong within 600 miles of a front office
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>>69241631
Yo
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i can root for kevin again bros.
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>>69242610
>cuckhoop bandwagoner
kys
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>>69241506
>these people rating
>rating
>that flag
>this day

Treason.
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>>69242663
Kiermeyer retard
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>>69242759
lol sorry
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So it turns out that the Reds have lost 100+ games only once in their history. That's amazing since they are the oldest team in MLB. They lost 101 once.

They are on pace to lose 103 this season.
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>>69242610
Clever wording.
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>>69242610

Kouzmanoff?
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>>69242911
why
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>>69242997
The Greek God of Walks!
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>>69243019
Durant leaving the team formerly known as the Seattle Supersonics, so one could imply just from "Kevin" that is to whom he is referring.
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>>69243133
Well yeah that's obviously who i meant, i wasn't trying to be clever
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>shittatle """"fans""""
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>rags
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>>69241091
Fuck you're an idiot m8. All this means is that they can only go up from here. They're in a bit of a rough spot for the moment but they're still hanging in there
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>>69241091
>(You)
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>Jason Heyward moved to the #6 slot against the Reds
It's about fucking time

All we need to do is demote/trade montaro, grimm, Strope (probably the entire bullpet outside of Rondon, Woods and Edwards for someone who is reliable and another lefty.) and outright cut Richards and we got the fatal bleeding to stop.
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Meanwhile the latest polling results on the Cubs prospects of winning dah Worlds Eries after getting buttfucked for a 2nd straight week.
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>Boston collapsing already
This is not how the fourth is supposed to go
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>>69244439
I'm still waiting on dombrowski to pull the trigger acquiring a reliable starter. They're absolutely loaded with positional prospects that they technically don't need. Not all of them anyways.
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>>69242610
You're not fucking serious are you?

Tell me you're not.
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mariners astros

>>69245205
>>69245205
>>69245205
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Believe in Boston, lads
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>>69245269
I'm rooting for the meteor.
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>>69241091
>mfw A's odd year """"""dynasty"""""" starts next season
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>>69237350
Lost :c
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Reds and Cubs

Which team will outsuck the other one?

>>69245620
>>69245620
>>69245620
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>>69239864
Rags lost a series to the Twins. They don't deserve to be in top 10
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>>69243539
>first year of an 8 year contract
>he's already underperforming and barely replacement level
>cubs fans already turning on Heyward

literally saw this coming a mile away
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>>69245665
Probably Cubes
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>Ortiz has THIRTY-FOUR (34) doubles

wtf how
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are the rags ragsing again?
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>>69246654
Couldn't make it home on dingers so he stopped at second
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>>69246632
is it happening again?

>it's happening again
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>>69240981
Its actually the offence.

Considering the Giants are 41-5 when leading after 7 and the many many times the bullpen have blew it.
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>>69242900

The Giants are only 2 years older and lost 100 games only once in 1985.

100 loss seasons don't seem to be that common.

Dodgers are another year older and they only lost 100 games twice.
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>>69247451
The MLB season hates extremes, it's hard to win 100 games in a year, and it's hard to lose 100 games in a year.
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>>69247569

I was taught the saying that regular teams will always win and lose at least 60 games in a season. Its what you do with the other 40 games that define your season. Well this was probably the WC I think.
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>>69247687
>Well this saying was probably made before the WC I think.*
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Oh looks, the Cubs are beating the Reds AGAIN! How impressive! This is quite a team!
The Reds are a quality team, and the Cubs virtually beat them every time, wow! Are the Cubs for real?
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>>69246191
>pic

I never got / understood this Portugal meme (from pol?).
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>>69247791
From /his/pol/.
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>>69247775

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhnsC2V4_0w
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daily reminder that the cusb are 11-16 against +.500 opponents
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>>69247849
Wow the cubs are so good! They beat up the Reds, Phillies, and Pirates no problem!
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>>69236264
Tiki is such a faggot
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>Rags literally cannot win
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>>69248120
THE CURSE IS REAL

ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS APOLOGIZE

IT'S TOO LATE
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Is it too early to >rags post yet?
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>>69247775
Wins all count the same, and as bad as the Cubs SP has been in the last 8-12 games they need some dogshit opponents to 'get right' with.
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Oops wrong webm
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>>69248120
>>69248274
Such beautiful pottery
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>Sherzer gives up another dinger

whoa laddie
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>>69248344

let's see how right they get the next time they face a team over .500
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>>69248480
Then we're waiting for the Rags/Cubes series next Thursday(Friday?)
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>tfw no qt twinks bae to watch the worst teams in the AL together on 4th of July
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COL Rockies vs SF Giants

4:05 PM ET | 1:05 PM PT

>>69248560
>>69248560
>>69248560
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>>69248344
Doesn't mean shit in the playoffs when you need starting pitching to carry you through, especially against the Mets, Nats, Dodgers, Giants etc. who have great rotations.

A lineup of meme hitters and no pitching might let you beat up on the Reds and Brewers of the world, but is easily shut down by ace pitching when it matters
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>>69248553
it's next friday
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>>69246654
Probably hits it in that weird center field corner at Fenway or bounces it of the top of the green monster. I imagine most of those doubles are at home
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>>69248830
>not blasting it over the green monster into the parking lot fucking up some Mass Hole's windshield
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>Rags

help

my sides
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>""""""""""baseball"""""""""" teams that play daytime 4th of July games
Where's the fireworks? You can't roll straight into a 4th nighttime party and bonfire after getting home at 4 pm. People should be deported for this
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>/mlb/ still cucked by the Rags

Feels good to always have /our/ dicks in your mouths real talk
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>>69249124
Basically only one team REALLY matters
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COCO
O
C
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poor twinks
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>>69249124
>>69249151
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>>69249124
It's funny cause the rags suck dick too so it's like two dudes laying next to each other just sucking each others dicks.

Or as Texans call it, another Monday night.
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>>69249339

Canada bringing the heat
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Angels just got fucked over
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>people had been comparing the cusb to the 2001 mariners

The Mariners had a winning record against literally EVERY opponent they played in the regular season. That's absolutely insane.
The Cusb can't even beat a winning team other than Walgreens.
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>your life will never be so empty you spend your entire existence following a team you hate in a vain attempt to have the upper hand against a lone superautistic shitposter on a burmese trump forum.

Tiki owns you faggots
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>>69249339
Texas losing to Canada AGAIN
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>>69249534

>Tiki is in such damage control about the rags imploding he tries to make it seem like anybody cares about him
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>>69249534
You just described Daddy Tiki's day-to-day life though
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>>69249377
>>69249555

>y-you too

Yeah some pretty sick bants
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>making marlins play a 4pm game after game several states away ended at 11pm meanwhile Mets played a 1pm home game prior

Wew lad
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>>69249534
>rags
Tiki is a poor man's DG even though he's been here longer lmao
He doesn't know shit about baseball and just b8s and shitposts, whereas DG actually trolls with stats, made up or not.
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>>69249596
>>69249600

Tiki is a fucking embarassment, trumped only by the embarassment of the multitude of cumslurpers who jump at any opportunity to "gotcha" tiki or engage him constantly
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Why does Texas suck so much at sports lads?
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>Joba and Gorzo DFA'd

wtf why Joba

>Clevingshit and TJ fucking House recalled

WHAT THE FUCK! I know the pen is trashed but fucking DFA that asshole Tommy Hunter but oh no he's someone's special project so he'll never get released no matter how shit he is or how about fucking Zmac that shithead he sucks goddamn it
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>>69249672

>you will never know Daddy's super secret ERA formula
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>>69249124
>>69249151
>>69249534
>>69249607
>Texass gets singles
>>69249377
>>69249555
>>69249600
>America gets dubs and trips
I think we all know who wins here
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>>69248346
>that Fielder crouch step

EVERY DAMN TIME
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>>69249534
Dude, checking a score literally takes about 2 seconds
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>>69249696
Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why

Every fucking year we release veteran relievers who are pitching good for no reason
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Reminder that if you dont live in
>New York
>California
>Texas
youre basically irrelevant to the course of human history
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>>69249759
I still don't get why Fielder didn't tag up on that play. What a fat fuck
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>>69249819
>putting texass in the same category as New York and California
Nice try
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>RAGS

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

BTFO
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>it was 4-1
>Rags
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>>69249696
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>>69249847
Actually we're richer and more relevant than either one, but theyre closer to us than they are to the rest of the third merica
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>>69249901

>richer

hmmmm.....
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Reminder that if you do live in
>New York
>California
>Texas
you're probably homeless or at least so poor you may as well be homeless
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>tfw nobody cares enough to shitpost when my team loses
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>>69249819
I live in DC. Suck a cock.
>texas is a backwater shithole
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Take Harvey out now. Useless fuck is hanging sliders and pouring fastballs right down the middle of the plate.
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>Matt Harvshit
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>>69249956
Calm down jamal its just internet
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>>69249901
>>69249934
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_income

Texas is poor as fuck
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>>69249954
You have an autistic homeless A's fan that does
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>>69249954
angels suck better?
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>>69249901
Incest and obesity pay that well huh?
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Yo Peavy, how you want your bases loaded jam with one out and the pitcher up?

Just balk my shit up famm
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>>69249954
We'll trade you some prospects for Trout.
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>>69250055

it was only one run at least
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Is there more of a meme field than AT&T park?
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at least rangers lose too
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>>69250087
Fenway
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>>69250010
>>69249954
>analslime
hot garbage
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>>69250087

Coors
Yankee stadium
Fenway
Wrigley
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>>69250087
Fucking fenway
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>>69250113
>literally homeless
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>>69250087
The one on Houston with the meme pole in center field
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>>69247451
>jints and doyers older than reds
What?
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>>69250121
How is Yankee stadium a meme field? Seems pretty normal to me.
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Who is /mlb/ favorite player not on their own team?

Mine is Nolan Arenado. Dude is so fun to watch defensively and has the quickest hands in the league.

Cant wait till he takes Beltre's spot in 2019
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>>69250110
>>69250121
>>69250124
>>69250152
Houston and Fenway are both meme fields but AT&T has that giant fucking coke bottle in the outfield, WTF is up with that?
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>>69250170
the right field porch
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>>69250170
Shallow as fuck outfield fences in left and right
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>>69250170
Meme tiny dimensions and wind tunnel that blows shallow pop ups 400 out to right field for easy homers.
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>>69250170

>shaped like an ice cream cone
>shallow right/left field walls with a 408 ft center field wall
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>>69250172
Goldschmidt is pretty based. He's probably mine.
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>>69250211

>its a meme field because of a coke bottle not even directly on the field
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>>69250211
those sweet, sweet advertising $$$$$$
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Hope the Cards will be able to pass up the Cubs at this rate.
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>>69250213
>>69250221
>>69250225
>>69250226
No worse than Camden Yards or Citizens Bank
>bitches love the long ball
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>>69250253
Seriously wtf, who cares. It's a meme because it's 421 to right center with a tall as fuck wall and 309 to the right field foul pole
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>7-run inning for the Phillies
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>>69250294
Sounds like you like the long ball too. Guess that makes you a bitch :^)
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apologize
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>>69250314
We finally found our offense.
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FOR SALE
Slightly used pitcher. Former all star. Works great in the postseason (Do Not recommend a complete game). Makes headlines when he decides not to talk to the media. Extremely useful against the white sox. One previous owner. Minor TJS some few years back. Multiple prospects or your best offer.
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>>69250321
Actually, I prefer top notch pitching
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>>69250148
are you that analslime wetback that works at Disney and lives in a motel?
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>>69250355
You forgot to mention his tendencies to neglect taking a piss.
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>tfw Chris Davis, JJ Hardy, Manny MVPchado and Adam Jones all win gold gloves on top of the worlds eries
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It's time to write your apology Mets fans

He's literally nailed every single one of your pitchers as memechanic busts
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>>69250172
madbum, he stares down umps and doesnt afraid of anything
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>>69250294
Camden Yards is the best park in baseball m8, that's why it's copied so much
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>>69250355
Every time I watch Harvey pitch now it makes me thankful that the Nats shut down Stras in 2012.
>Thor and Metz are next
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>>69250383
>LITERALLY

>HOMELESS
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>>69250402
Our pitching just shut down the best lineup in the league in a 4 game series, though. The only meme is Harvey.
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>>69250402
syndergaard is not a bust, matz is doing fine, and degrom's velocity may be down but he's still good so what the fuck are you talking about
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>>69250449
>>69250457
Literally every pitcher's elbow is on the breaking point of exploding
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>>69250427
>being glad your team shut down their best player in the middle of a playoff run in order to appease an agent

lol what a cuck, that was their best chance at a ring and they blew it to kowtow to Boras
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>>69250435
nice meme
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>>69250473
that's not a bust you idiot
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>>69250355
fuck off jew york we have to dump our " " "ace" " " first
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Anybody else watching the cubes game with CC on?
>Rizzo jumped on her
>He put the lotion all over Ians face
>they keep putting "Jeff" in front of whatever John Goodman says
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>>69250427
>being thankful for accomplishing nothing in the playoffs
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>>69250497
>harvey for stroman

I would unironically do this trade.
Warthen can fix local boy Stroman, Blue Jays get a guy with high upside for two seasons.
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>>69250492
Semantics, they will be busts and they will bust their elbows

Hence the first post saying "memechanics"
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>>69250490
>UNIRONICALLY

>LITERALLY

>MEANDERING

>IN

>THE

>SEWERS

>HOMELESS
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