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First for slags tennis letting me down into my grave.
Second for Nippon matches losing me money
>>69194502
Third for get me Anri Okitas number
First for free money on hung parliment
Fifth for PLEASE del potro
>>69194526
I don't speak Japanese.
6th for Isner die.
8st for death of democracy
now i see why vinci's price is/was so high, this coco chick is fucking good
>>69194559
How can I transfer it?
Any programmers here that have thought about creating a system that predicts outcomes of football games based on certain criteria?
>>69194631
Wild idea there pal.
Would like another UAC group leak pls
>>69194772
BT has said anyone leaking would be kicked and doxxed. Not happening.
>>69194804
how would he know who the rat is?
>>69194772
>>69194804
cringe
>>69194804
How would they know when everyone is anonymous?
we cant let the other 13 people who have commented on this thread know which swedish handball team we are backing
France at 1.45
>>69194867
no thanks
>>69194867
>imploring assland wont beat the muslims
Bankrolling wales lids
>>69194854
Is it Norway?
>>69194867
>all my money is in willhill
reeeeeee, enjoy your risk free bet tho
lids up TONS off my J-League tips
Why does BetMamba have lots of followers when all he does is tip favourites and post soccerway analysis in words?
>>69194976
What is your TT, Inna?
>>69194653
It is, but I've already somewhat outlined it.
>>69194502
Follow Romania's model m8
So so good
>>69195009
https://tipstertube.com/profile/mathworks
>>69195017
Does your model work for tennis?
>>69195017
cheers liddo
>>69195052
it could conceivably work for any sport that as a point scoring system
>>69195118
My system will be better than yours. What's your probability rate like?
>>69195180
uwot
>>69195188
How many of your matches turn out to be right?
>>69195208
idk it's too early to tell, hoping for 55%
>kuknetsova
>>69195226
Fair enough, my aim is to create a system with at least 80% accuracy.
>>69194867
>>69195071
Looks a bit like the Romanian hooker I've had some days ago, except mine had a darker complexion. Now that I think of it, it probably wasn't even a real Romanian but rather a gypsy.
Model survived the J-League 2 games fairly well, but sometimes spits out very inconclusive results. Think it may have to do with the fairly even H/D/A distrubution but leaves me fairly confused.
>>69195252
>80%
thats crazy
Let's hope my tennis slags won't let me down.
>>69195359
It is, however, might as well give it a shot.
>womens tennis
>never again
>>69195397
Forgot pic
Womens tennis is literally coinflips.
>Kuznetsova
Vesniiiina
>>69195421
bet you never even heard of the people you bet on lol
Ceres FC - Brunei DPMM [email protected] go large
>>69195455
my bank rolls 140, should i go 50?
>>69195455
Fuck. I knew there was something I was forgetting to buy this. Just checked the line and it is currently at o3. Damn it.
>>69195455
got it @1.50 with 80% of my roll,hope they don't fuck this up
Toplas
>>69195455
small/medium on o3.5 is not bad either
>>69195542
im getting o2.5 at 1.53
whats goal line?
>>69195672
o3 @ 1.8
Seems a little badly priced. Might avoid it. Will monitor it in play.
>>69195397
Mine is at 72% with 54 games tracked, but a whole bunch of them weren't value according to the model. If I exclude those I get 64% and expect it to drop further. Some leagues it's more accurate, but at the same time the games are mostly priced correctly.
>>69195754
so you're not getting o2.5 at all?
>Women's tennis
>>69195767
I'm going to start off with Premier League matches. Then, once I've found a method that works, I'll work on other competitions.
>>69195806
Are you gay or something?
>2 minutes in
>3 shots on target
when is he coming home, lads
>>69195786
Cause there is no o2.5 for me
>>69195850
No m8
Are u?
>>69195958
No.
Where's that guy who bet on Lateysha grace to win big brother? is she going to win?
>>69195983
Okay then
>>69195983
>>69195958
whats going on kek
sloane stephens is a def good player should of stayed away from that one TT
>>69196045
We're just clearing some things up.
>>69196045
this goddess is the only thing keeping me straight
>>69196061
nvm, just checked scores, still hard to tell who wins
>Want to bet on France
>Afraid of meme magic being real
What to do lads?
>>69195877
when this bastard gets up
>The city of Thespakusatsu Gunma
11111
11111111
>>69196166
Meme magic IS real. But France are also a meme team so I think they're going to win
>>69196372
They would of scored twelve if you weren't on it
hey lids
I have an idea for a possible model that may predict the women's tennis.
data gathering centers around looking into dates when losses have occurred for particular players and seeing if there is any pattern to it
be it monthly or bi monthly
>>69196668
Are you aiming at a menstrual cycle?
>>69196776
kek this jap guy
>>69196818
I'm actually serious. I think that's a factor that should be taken into account.
>>69196717
>Tindastoll had to delay their game against Grindavik because the didnt hvae enough people to play the game. Second bottom with 0 goals scored, 13 conceded and 0 points. Throttur on top and have won all their matches and have scored 20 goals and conceded 5.
Why is this an analysis worthy of a bet?
>>69196870
Are you really Japanese or juveguy in disguise?
>>69196940
I'm Dutch being here for work.. returning back in 13 days. So no, not Nipponese.
>>69196870
it does have truth to it
also will the ceres FC o 2.5 going to come in? tempted at a cash out
>>69196776
very astute observation friendo san
>>69196976
>24 bets
we on tsonga lads?
TSOOOOOOOOOONGA 6/1 COMING IN
Hail Atlantis!
>>69197074
Is this the famous Icelandic "banter"?
V v scared for this o2.5 goals
KUZNETSOVA COME ON GIRL
>>69197406
What is THE bet?
>>69197401
are you?
YOUR SERVE IS TERRIFIED
KUZNETSOVA ON FIRE
>>69197429
You've missed out lid. But Kyrgios is the bet.
>>69197433
it will come thru
>>69197507
yes
not my slip btw
>>69197578
good
should i cash out at 38, loosing 12 dollars? bit antsy
>>69197620
2 goals in the next half is pretty likely but if you are sweating too much cash out
Does anyone know if Skybet allows foreigners?
KUZNETSOVAAAAAAA
>>69197849
Done it so so right
Tsonga pls
WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND
>Del Shitro
1111111111
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROLLING
YESSS
>>69197701
love ya
EVERYTHING GOING RIGHT
the moment I cash out my o3.5 pmsl
The most you've made from a single bet lads? Most I've won is $150 Tbh
Tsonga is literally a meme brought to life
>>69198191
200 from the Italy win
{PS Kemi} v HIFK @ (2.05)
{JS Hercules} v VIFK @ (2.00)
Once again, home bankers against away shitters. Finnish ones today. Pretty sure at least one of these two will win today.
>>69198213
Stop giving me panic attacks
Euan you here?
>>69198315
I'm large on him too but now he's serving second I'm scared he'll fucking lose.
Also Isner keeps hitting meme serves
anyone remember that time i won loads of money
me neither
whats the easiest way to kill myself
>>69198437
>killself
>quit betting
hmmmmmmm
>>69198341
always
>Isner
PMSL lads
Uhm what the fuck just happened. I placed a double, my bet slip disappeared and it came back as a single.
>>69198191
£500 off £20 acca
ffs Tsonga pls
>>69198539
Jinxed it lads.
Thank me later, just off to end my life
Oi Isner, I like you but I dont like you that much.
>>69198191
about £800 on the champions league final
think i got correct score and suarez or something along those lines
was a £50 bet, and the reason i bet so much was because the day before i had done amazing
great couple of days
>>69198191
16€ of a 0.15€ bet on the Iceland - England match
>>69198191
Is this as in biggest odds win?
I backed a NWSL team to win the other day when they were @21+ I think.
Let me find the slip
>>69198630
Tennis Tipster ;_; no senpai
>>69198660
odds wise I have won a 100/1 request a bet
sadly only a quid was put on
>>69198687
I'm on Tsonga mate. Need him to win like air.
>>69198191
I once lost a 1.01, does that count?
VAN DER LINDEN JUST SO SO GOOD.
>>69198876
hahahahaha
>Servebots
>>69198876
Reminded me of the time i saw a random team winning 2-0 in the first 10 minutes and still had odds of something like 1.8 to win
so i put £100 on and they lost like 4-2
>these meme servers
Grass court tennis SO boring
>>69198191
i lost 1000 pound on a 1.05 bet.
>>69199131
Yeah it was Dortmund DNB when they played Liverpool
>>69199143
So so angry. Just impossible to break
>>69198191
once had to sell my dog because i drunkenly bet my dog. Had to buy her back
>>69199161
I lost 1000 on treble because of a 1.07
muh soft hands
>>69199237
tell me more, what was the bet
>>69198191
4k on a palp pmsl
>>69199356
Did they pay out?
>>69199390
yes.
>>69199356
what was the bet?
>>69199335
it was with mates for the St Kilda Vs Colling Wood final. It was a bloody draw so I would have never won. We were joking around but a bet is a bet
>big servers
how is the bet 365 website so bad, its literally just flash. Worst website i've ever used
>>69199237
Post slip
Peter Webb up insane ffs
>>69199534
not a happy dog. refused to talk to me for weeks
>>69199599
is that a shibu? NOICE
>>69199599
Why does it have such an odd face?
>>69199599
Spuderman
>>69199599
Has your dog got down syndrome?
>>69199356
You not streaming today lid?
>>69199441
Lincoln Red Imps vs Angels I think.
>>69199852
Too hungover for betting. Just here for the banter.
>>69199839
>>69199710
All dogs in Australia look like that
>be me
>really high and drunk
>put 140 on makarova game 5
>holds to love
:)
Isner needs to lose for the good of Tennis
Enjoying this trade tbqh
Come on Jo ffs.
>>69195017
Have a question desu. Assuming your bookie is offering a bet of -0.5ah @ 2, what do the model odds for the bet need to be for you to tip it with let's say a 4/10 stake?
France Beach +1 for no reason
>Tsonga in charge if winning 2 points in a row
>>69200230
le big serve boi ain't gon break
>>69200253
1.72
we gave Big Sam too much meme magic
>>69200307
France keeper so tez
>68-70 in the fifth
>didnt take the over 60
>>69200528
Don't understand this, there has to be one
>>69200307
that blooter by poland
not bad tbqh
>>69200528
could be, reminds me of that spain guy who kept tipping upsets in lesser known leagues and at least 1 gave him a profit
Don't think this serve babby sport is for me
Le big serving man
Isner breaks to 40 this game lids, GET ON
There's got to be something better we can do with our money
any ideas? sports betting clearly isnt working
>Isner
need zverev to win this set in a tiebreak or at least 7-5 (for something comfier) like air
NEED a Tsonga break
>>69200758
TSONGA TAKE ONE OF THESE CHANCES
>yfw big john gets broken but breaks back
Fuck off
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, lads
Cashing out for stake.
Sick of this serve babby shit lads, need something else to watch.
Big John Isner SO persistent at SW19
There's o3.5 FH goals @1.8 in the Utenis game, 3-0 with 20 minutes to go
SERVE BABBY
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B
B
Y
>>69196020
Sorry m8 was /outshagging/
Em dunno at this point, she hasn't been getting as much airtime as a few of the others. But her to be top women is 1.73 with Coral and its the proverbial >free money. CAN'T get my head round what Nick is thinking with that one
Hello why isnt Stuttgart winning
Its over lads ;_;
>>69201055
4444444444
B A S E D
JOOOO
Here comes the meme break
Isner's mental strength has GONE
>memezrev
Isner break WHEN?
Has Isner had more court time at Wimbledon than Murray?
Tsonga is fading, Isner has been tested like this and will break him here.
why are tsonga's odds shorter to hold serve than big john?
>>69201462
Here you go
*sigh*
Cashed out my isner bet yesterday when he was two sets up, feels good man
contemplating under 86.5
SURELY
Isners serve has gone.
Surely Tsonga HAS to win from here?
Worth rebacking?
Man, there were so many fivers to chuck on Dortmund 2 next goal, at least the last 3 were @2.25
aaaand they score 1 more as I type this
TSONGA
S
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N
G
A
W E W
E
W
TennisTipster SO shrewd
Falling in love with Jo here
Tsonga meme serving
>muh irony
HOLY SHIT
J O - W I L F R I E D
O
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W
I
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F
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D
Jo delivering when it matters
NEED a Valerenga goal tbqhwyl
FFS MJONDALEN
france -1 is the next big bet
Would be AMAZED if anyone had any more than a couple greasy fivers on this tennis match
>>69201900
>betting on mjondalen
>>69201845
>betting on vålerenga draw against odd
>>69202000
give 3rd division tips lid
>>69202000
its valerenga BTTS
Romania are you here mate?
>>69201900
>Mjondalen is in excellent condition lately and is considered the favourite in this game. They didn't start the season well, but have been amazing afterwards and they are the team that is in the best form in the league at the moment. They have had 4 wins in a row, where they conceded just 1 goal! At their last match they smashed Hodd 3-0 and their perfomance was overall very good. They are after Kristiansund and Sandefjord and today they have a good chance of winning, against a team that is in terrible condition. Raufoss is in the last league position and are the number 1 candidate for relegation to the 3rd division. Their overall record is 2/3/10, they have 5 losses in a row, they have the worst defence in the league, having conceded 27 goals so far and their perfomances in all the matches I've watched them was very bad. They have scored only in 2 of their last 5 matches and the last time they won a game was on 1/5/16. Overall they give the impression that they have given up their efforts of remaining in the league. So, unless Raufoss totally tranforms today, it would strike me as a surprise, if Mjondalen didn't win this match.
His analysis was just a summary of the league table. Why is this guy considered shrewd?
suing williamhill for their absolute lack of markets
>mfw this match goes o3.5 sets but i lose cause i chose o40.5 games
>>69202017
so much weird stuff going on with the lower leagues these days, i haven't been paying attention.
What is the Iceland France bet?
LARGE on italy beach, world class
Is NetBet a good bookie? Why does Romania use it for every bet?
What are their limits like?
>>69202264
its the same as 10bet
>>69202212
>Last 17 tips:
Yield -14.64%
Win Ratio 44.44%
Profit -8.2
Thought you fancied yourself as a clever little student but no you're a mong. See this happen all the time, people just fall for these same meme tipsters who have a good run. ALL the paid tipsters on TT have been shit ever since I started paying for them, apart from Euan. EBA charges £20 a month and he's been down 7 units this month.
>Mjondalen
Is juveguy an addict?
need zverev to win this set
Is overs a lock in the Celtic Sturm Graz friendly?
>>69202423
need him to win this and the next
>>69202358
Whom You paid?
>>69202455
You on o4.5?
>Monaco
pmsl
>>69202078
wut is it m8
>>69202517
was gonna ask you this >>69202264
I feel like your model is operating very well so far. Even if it goes down to an ROI of about 10% like you said a while ago you expected, the amount of tips you post per day will generate a high profit.
Valerenga ELEVEN shots off target
>>69202505
o40.5 games because shillhill (only bookie i have money on) doesn't have o3.5 set market
praying zverev wins this set in a tiebreak or 7-5 now
Good morning lads, tell me a reason why I shouldnt put my bankroll on iceland
