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Previous thread: >>69150824
News:
>Lobov-Avila official
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/conor-mcgregor-teammate-artem-lobov-meets-nate-diaz-teammate-chris-avila-at-ufc-202
>Islam Makhachev no longer suspended
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/after-provisional-ban-before-ufc-on-fox-19-islam-makhachev-has-usada-suspension-lifted
>Lauren Murphy vs. Katlyn Chookagian added to UFC Fight Night 91
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/lauren-murphy-vs-katlyn-chookagian-added-to-ufc-fight-night-91-in-sioux-falls
Brendan Schaub is a god
>>69183654
Rothwell > Swab
>20 post early
Who is the smartest UFC fighter?
Post fightfus
>>69183738
In terms of fight IQ, Cruz
Overall, probably some who with a 1-2 UFC record
>>69183749
She's got spectacular hair.
>>69183738
Georges St Pierre
>>69183738
This man right here. He is a self made multimillionaire, a t-shirt mogul and one part of one of the most successful podcasts in the world.
>>69183749
kinda looks like a linda cardellini there
>>69183914
who
>>69183826
>multimillionaire
no
>>69183749
That giant mole on her face is fucking disgusting
Could Koreshkov beat Thompson?
His smothering, aggressive style makes him seem like the perfect person to do it.
>>69184073
check mate you cheeto fingered nerd
>>69184084
i think that makes her cuter imho
>>69184103
Koreshkov couldn't even beat Askren. There's nothing he could do against the top 10 in the UFC
Jon
>>69184073
I think you'd be surprised
>>69183826
>t-shirt mogul
Every time.
>>69184157
keep thinking that, zuffa shill
>>69184205
*top 13
Gunnar Nelson, Kelvin Gastelum, and Tarec Saffiedine could beat him too
>I wish they would let me next door so I can spit on your dick.
>>69184245
*shilling intensifies*
>>69184245
this. cant believe how delusional people are about d-league champs.
its so funny when you see strikeforce champ luke rockhold get easily ko'd by ufc vet bisping
>>69184157
I think you'd be surprised
Koreshkov is a killer
>>69184478
I think YOU'D be surprised. I think top 15 ufc ww's would fuck him up.
he'd struggle against ufc prospect cm punk.
>>69184245
le only knows how to legkick A-rab would get demolished and you know it.
>>69184351
>Look Jon, it's already unwrapped.
>>69184536
You're just mad Rory would get fucked up by koreshkov.
Lmao @ Rory still being your boy
>>69184418
it's amazing because luke should already know not to be cocky/arrogant after shit like the vitor fight
>>69184617
l-m-f-a-o at you.
rory would ko the fool in 2 minutes
so based
>>69184974
reminder
>>69184560
>I look up, and who is standing over me? Jon Jones.
>>69185269
>Ronda between fight camps, ronda on the scale
>Jon...
>>69185115
>>69185528
JON JONES
JON JONES, GET THAT CANDLE OUT BOY CUZ IM SUCKIN
Is Ludwig really a shitty trainer?
>yfw this happened
This and the Koreshkov win confirms that Bellator has decent fighters in my mind. A lot of the top guys in Bellator could be successful in the mid-upper echelons of the UFC.
>>69184153
>celebrity net worth
lifetime earnings != net worth
>>69184195
proxy
>>69184351
stahp
Anyone else think UFC FN 90 is a very underrated card? I'm more interested in it than I was Rory-Thompson.
>>69185575
GET YOUR DICK ERECT BOY I'M SUCCIN
>>69185829
tasty new webms
cheers
>>69185603
He doesn't seem all that bad to me. TAM did fine when he was there. I think Uriah Faber is just trying to smear him because of some personal issues.
>>69185908
They aren't new desu
Someone else posted the links to them during the event
There were multiple that I didn't save during the event because I was on mobile data. I'm on starbucks wifi right now, so I can finally post large files again. Haven't had steady access to wifi for a while desu, particularly not fast wifi
>DC vs Jon Jones Ultimate Fighter season
Papa Dana make it happen, he must get the succ
>>69183780
>he fell for the fight IQ meme
Posting some more Bellator 157 webms
How many days ago was Rory-Thompson?
>>69186240
15 days.
>It's been more than 2 weeks since the last UFC event
No wonder /heem/ is so shit right now.
Where to watch ufc 200 pls
>>69186403
Did you feel accomplished when you made that post
>>69186316
Is that Mike Pyle's son?
>>69186403
the future
>>69186403
my house bud, you need to bring food and drink for everyone
>>69186403
At your house with 8 or 10 of your buddies.
Damn what an awesome weekend I have planned. I'm actually at a cookout/party right now. Tomorrow another cookout get together. Then on Monday another fucking cookout with fireworks. Getting to hang out with friends and family. I have a great job, making lots of money and I get to shitpost on /heem/ all day. Really tiring getting paid to do nothing lol. Anyway it's even better because I'm spending it with my wife. Yes unlike you Shertards and 189 babby's I'm married. She's tiny lol. Weighs like 112lbs now. Because she's pregnant. She's 5'2 btw. She's starting to get a little thicker though, kind of looking forward to the next couple of months. The other day she goes "my tits feel heavy" and I was like "yeah the look heavy" and then we fucked lol. I hope you guys go out tonight and enjoy this weekend and next because of UFC 200. Seriously if you aren't doing anything for July 4th or 200 heem yourself my man. Lmao'ing @ ur lives. Your opinion wgaf.
daily reminder that these people are literally my puppets
>>69186316
It's very rare to find a good asian fighter
>>69186473
His name is Justin Lawrence
http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/justin-lawrence
>>69186561
True, but there are some
>Kyoji Horiguchi
>Doo Hoo Choi
>Shinya Aoki
>Korean Zombie
>>69186588
Haha u posted anime hurrr that makes me mad but oh no negative attention is still attention I jus played into ur trick wat a genius
daily reminder that when I squeeze her tits too hard she says they are sore and makes me stop
do you guys think dc and jones will hug it out afterwards?
>>69186678
Jones is going to sue DC after DC ruthlessly attacks his penis
>>69186678
Maybe, only if the fight goes exactly the way Jon wants it to
>>69186678
>>69183826
Well go post that on t shirts and podcasts board, he is not a fighter.
>>69186717
That's pretty gay
>>69186523
I kek'd at your post desu senpai
>going through the archives and looking at threads that happened ~6 months ago
what happened, holy shit
>Michael Bisping knocked out Luke Rockhold
>>69186763
>>69186823
cowboy cerrone can box with guys his own size/height, he also can wrestle but no one has tried to wrestle him in years.
so that diaz rematch is now super spicy if it happens
>sniper rifle
Hello nogunz
>>69186877
Cerrone wins that match imo
He can outstrike Diaz by sticking to his Muay Thai and attacking the body and legs while pressing the action and is also adept enough on the ground to prevent Diaz from pulling off a cheeky submission if they ever find themselves in that position
>>69186915
explain what I got wrong /k/-senpai
>>69187070
Let's not forget Cerrone got mauled just 2 fights ago
>>69187099
By the current champion, though, who also BTFO Diaz when they fought
>>69186403
http://www.reddit.com/r/MMAstreams
is this one of the best fights?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwvuApSLbg
>>69187355
>Victor Belfurt
>>69187091
this made me lmfao
There really isn't much going on in MMA right now that we haven't spent a lot of time talking about, is there?
7/7 - 7/9 will spice things up, though.
Let's post heartbreakers:
>Zingano gets fucking mauled by Pena and cries
>Edgar gets KO'd by Aldo
>Brock leaves Hunt looking like a corpse
>Santos head kicks Gegard and knocks him out stiff
>>69187535
>Cormier gets blue balled
>>69187599
Kek
>>69187535
>DC-Jones ends up being a snoozefest
>Nunes heems Tate
>Hunt takes longer than a minute to heem Brock
Miesha will win
>>69187635
>you now remember riding the goob train up to its height when he heemed aldo
>>69187657
Agreee
Nunes isn't spectacular on the feet, and Tate's ground game is vastly superior
Early sub for Tate
>>69186403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7iH05SZP2A
>>69187535
>Alvarez elbows RDA dislocating his jaw and shittalks Lord Jesus in the post fight interview
>Sage gets KOed by headkick and keeps smiling while he is phased out
>Miesha going to fetal position after a 1st round hue bodykick
only real fight fans remember this
>>69187926
>and keeps smiling while he is phased out
this would be quite bad
bellator 157 was a great show
>>69188010
It was desu
The Mitrione fight was more competitive than I thought it would be and the entire card was filled with spicy fights
>>69187091
It's just a rifle
Where does the smart money lie?
I'm thinking of a parlay for Jones, Dillashaw, Hendricks, and Hunt.
>>69187628
>DC-Jones ends up being a snoozefest
That isn't too unexpected
>>69188143
what would it look like if you shot someone in the head with it?
>>69188174
It's a tough night dude. There isn't a ton of value in my opinion.
Instead of Hunt, I'd parlay Pena for better value.
Schaub Bless
>>69188180
It would be extremely painful
>>69188180
It would make a decent sized hole in one side, a bigger hole in the opposite side, and leave a functioning mma fighter in between
more bellator 157
too bad rory couldnt perform like raymond daniels
>>69188174
All bets are speculative
Hendricks could be a USADA'd shell of his former self, and he's the favorite
HW fights can go either way, and Cain has been away for a long time, and could be USADA'd as well
>>69188228
>>69188258
>>69187660
Those were better times, man. There aren't any good hypetrains in MMA right now.
>>69188251
>>69188174
Pena, Santos, Lesnar, and cross your fuckin fingers
>>69188180
more?
>>69188290
>There aren't any good hypetrains in MMA right now.
There is one, and his name is...
Anyone got a webm of Hunt knocking out Struve?
>>69188174
nah DC will win, people are seriously underestimating him just because he lost to jones once. Same for lesnar, the guy will take down hunt and gnp him for the finish. Even firas zahabi said he predicts 80% chance brock wins
I'm putting money on dc and lesnar
>>69188083
thanks for the new spicy webm bro
>>69188174
I love Aldo. People are quick to count him out due to USADA and a quick KO loss. Frankie won maybe 1 round in the first fight.
I love Joe Lauzon as well. Diego is looking for a memorable fight of the night at UFC 200, Joe Lauzon is facing complete irrelevancy and could go 1-3 in his last 4.
>>69188388
DC is a fucking long shot bud
>>69186240
Why was this in the ring?
>>69188351
Cody Pfister
>>69188397
Lauzon will choke Diego 100%
People are too quick to count Aldo out, I agree, but Edgar has grown and developed. Aldo hasn't really had fights that would make you think that he's gotten better
>>69188351
JOHN CENA
>>69188335
Oh fuck been looking for this KO for ages. Still one of my favorites ever.
>>69188388
I think DC wins too, he has the tools to do it, he was just so emotionally frustrated the first time he didn't fight like he should have.
Also, Succposting is running rampant lately, and meme power is real, so
>>69188441
>joe silva's face
UFC 200 is going to be memorable.
Too much talent for something completely crazy not to happen.
Either Brock wins in dominate fashion or Cormier heems Jones.
>yfw jon plays that game and dc headkicks him and big john allows it
>>69185637
That faggot is in lellator for a reason, he is shit.
>>69188449
>>69188495
Godamn I would lose my shit if DC heem'd Jones
that would be truly amazing
>>69188439
>post Raging Al Lauzon
>thinking Diego doesn't have good jiu jitsu
>thinking Lauzon is still okay because he beat Gomi
>>69188589
sean gannon is the dude who had the crazy gym fight with kimbo
>>69188665
>>69188552
Lauzon is going to choke Diego bud
>I'm serious. Stack these cans on top of each other. That's how big Jon is.
>>69187535
>>Edgar gets KO'd by Aldo
I would legit cry if this happened and would not bother finishing the event.
Edgar is my boy for life, it was hard enough seeing him go through three straight losses.
>>69188741
good job bud
>>69188174
JJ,TJ and Mousasi for a big cover bet
RDA,Hunt,Nunes for the value for money
>>69188758
only real fight fans remember
>>69188714
I guess we will see in a week bud...I guess we will see...
>>69188439
Aldo looked the best he ever has in the 2nd Mendes fight. Sure, it was super competitive, but that was also the best Mendes we've ever seen too. Both are beasts. I don't really understand why people say Aldo hasn't improved while Edgar has. Edgar looks the same to me, and Aldo has improved every time we've seen him (except for 13 seconds).
>>69188769
I would cry more if Aldo lost, dude would probably retire and be known as 13 second man the rest of his life
some1 post that list of best fights
Schaub is God
>>69188880
>people actually think their favorite fighter is natty
>>69188893
For sure my man
>>69188809
i remember. harris fought falcao next and falcao looked like a future contender when he wasn't being inactive. his striking looked good and ridiculously powerful in those short bursts. then his career went nowhere.
>>69188939
She's all natural, fuck you goof
>>69188939
>>69188948
have u seen falcao's gas station brawl?
>>69188989
He uses weed, he isn't natty
>>69188963
>>69189027
>>69188512
i think this is a legit gripe
big john has a habit of interpreting the rules however the fuck he wants on the fly
>>69189027
i think so, iirc the quality was shit. i was just reading wikipedia though and i didn't realize that his friend is basically crippled for life.
>While inside, Falcão admits to making sexual advances towards the young girl. He then admits to striking the petite young girl because, he claims, she made racial slurs directed at him.
fucking niggers lmao. any time they get what's coming to them they pretend it's racism.
![bryan-barberena-poses-for-a-portrait-during-a-ufc-photo-session-at-picture-id507241326[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8thJu3L.jpg "bryan-barberena-poses-for-a-portrait-during-a-ufc-photo-session-at-picture-id507241326[1].jpg")
>>69188939
My boy is natty. Pic related. My natty boy. Keep in mind he's only 27.
>>69188935
this would be better in a pastebin linked in every OP
>>69189140
this is actually a real natty boy
>>69189140
That beard is not natty
>>69189164
>>69189192
>>69189164
>>69189192
remove this
>tfw I have to work minimum 10 hour days this upcoming week and will miss most of these fights
>>69189232
get some sick call excuses ready
>>69189192
skelly rumble
>>69186403
www.ufc.tv
>>69189250
>>69189232
I'm honestly sorry to hear that.
My dad warned me months ago that I would be taking Friday off so that I can watch Thursdays fights at his place and get wasted, and then just stay there for the fights on Friday. I'm pumped
>>69188935
Pick any fight from this list and I'll watch it with my dad right now
reminder that Mayweather would heem the entire featherweight and lightweight division 1 by 1.
>>69189303
Aldo vs Mendes II
>>69189313
Ronda would whoop his ass in the cage
>>69189303
Pettis / Henderson I
>>69189246
Nah mane its majorly physical work. Not some cubicle data project that I can delegate to the FNG.
>>69189284
are you the guy that went to the rory fn with his dad? your dad sounds based as hell bro
>>69189327
t. casual UFC fan on twitter
>>69189348
yeah I am
and yeah he's pretty sweet man. watching fights is pretty much the thing we do together, I watched PPV's at his house, I try to watch most free cards at his place.
When we were waiting to meet Chris, right when we get to the front of the line, he goes "Do you want to go up together? We don't have to go up together, we can go one at a time if you want to" and obviously I'm not gonna do my dad like that, I go "Nah, we can go together, it's fine. Do you want to?" and immediately he goes "Go and meet him by yourself".
He's unreal man. I'm super thankful for everything he does
>>69189326
>>69189332
We're gonna watch both
>>69189351
>>69189303
Dubs for Diego-Gilbert
I'm watching UFC Conterpunch, the Rogan DC/Jones interview. Anyone else seen it? Very intense but had some funny moments too.
>>69186403
On pay-per view
>>69189462
We're watching it right now too bud
>>69189462
Here's a question for you bud
why the fuck do they do this shit in these faggy fucking chairs?
like look at these fucking chairs man, why not just give the guy a regular bar stool or something
>>69189462
any way to see this without fightpass
not a /real fight fan/
>>69189313
Mayweather would break his fingers on the first jab and get taken down and have his face pounded into the dirt, this is objective reality
>>69189513
YouTube goof
>>69189513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDE1mxWdiM
>>69183738
gsp
>>69189520
>>69189513
Get a cracked fightpass account you goof
>>69189476
Aren't you black adan?
I doubt you have a dad
>>69189462
ya I saw it its pretty good although I saw most of the interesting moments in previews before
Is Nate Diaz LITERALLY FREE MONEY again?
Kek bookies so clueless.
>>69189513
It was on FS2.
>>69189555
I'm super white but I've kinda got a soft spot for being called adan now lol
I made a few posts when that whole deal was going down about how I would command a large amount of time from people I have never met, and it's true
I literally did it
>>69189564
Yeah I noticed that too.
>>69189543
Floyd is like a child on the ground, lost and helpless, he wouldn't know what to do
reminder that negative attention is still attention
>>69189530
kek, thanks
dc's whole line of attack on jon wasting his gifts is so dumb
>yfw conner wins one for da land
>>69189623
I agree
DC's method of attack is flawed
DC should be saying shit like "you had the opportunity to have the whole world saying you were the best ever but you blew it because you're a fuck up"
>>69189613
remember that time you sucked my nutsack lmao
>>69189530
jon murdered him on this
>>69189530
Joe is beside himself to be sandwiched between these two big negroes.
>>69189623
He ain't wrong though. Anderson used his gifts to give us wonderful highlights and great moments. Jon uses his to cruise to boring decisions against fighters who barely had a puncher's chance.
>>69189660
DC isn't good at trash talk lol
>>69189675
is normal
>>69189672
it looks stupid
>>69187091
Snake trained by Forrest Griffin
>DC thinks he is the good guy that is destined to punish the evil cokehead
>>69189613
>and then we succed lol
>>69189625
>>69189675
Anderson also got himself heemed by a meme fighter.
>>69189712
>natty
>GOAT
kek
KEK
>>69189725
Christopher Weidman is not a meme fighter, sir
>>69189703
TJ was my boy.
Watching this fight here in Halifax, the bar erupted when he dropped Maynard.
>>69189731
why can't the dude party? i would be doing the exact same thing. it's based that dee lets him fuck around like that too.
>>69189750
>>69189742
>>69189759
He can party but he ain't natty
>What Dee dun know won't 'urt her eh man.
>>69188258
lol
that second kick attempt is awful
he's not even spinning in the right direction ffs
You know what boys?
Jones is right. DC is just a pawn in hist story. DC is a couple of notes in the legendary story that is Jon Jones.
