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happy independence day weekend france
feeling nervous
>>69160083
>yfmoc
What is this shit?
>thunderstorm slowly approaching
>listening to comfy music
>drinking beer
Aww yisss.
>>69160187
steppe mongols trying to fuck a goat
>>69160212
nice
>>69160288
Lots of thunder and lightning
So what are your predictions lads?
>>69160785
2-1 for Italy
>>69160826
In regular time? I feel like a scoreless draw in regular time and cheeky winner from Italy in the last minutes of extra time.
>46:00
>>69160271
afghanistan actually. look up bushkazi. pretty entertaining
>>69160212
>it just rained, now it's sunny but kinda fresh
>listening to black metal
>popped a benzo, eating basque piment d'espelette salami and drinking perrier citron
feels good
>>69160785
1-1 reg time, 1-2 for germany during OT
>>69160785
death
>>69160964
Sounds lovely, m8.
>>69160926
Yes, in regular time. But then again, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Lol I just read about Mkhitaryan going to United.
Hallo, time for german curse.
I really don't want Portugal in the finals desu
>Howedes replaces Draxler for Germany
wew
>>69161136
no worries bayol will take care of them
>>69161136
If Portugal wins then we're guaranteed another TSUUU moment at the Ballon d'Or ceremony. I'd be fine with that.
>>69161077
You kinda have to feel for Dortmund.
>>69161136
Whales will kick their pretty asses.
I don't know why everyone's always so afraid of Italy.
The teams met 1996, 2006 and 2012.
It's 2-1 to Italy right now, that's nothing special.
>>69161136
It's starting to become annoying all the crying
>this meme line-up
REEEEEEEEEEEE
LÖÖÖÖÖÖW
>>69161136
Whales will eat them.
>>69161245
>not throwing the memes right back at Italy by playing 5 defenders against them
excuse moi?
mouse scroll just broke. hold me /yfmoc/
![Commemorative_plaque_Aztec_Stadium[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kRvV1mg.jpg "Commemorative_plaque_Aztec_Stadium[1].jpg")
>>69161215
Hmmm
>>69161245
Löws entire trainer career has been memes.
>>69161341
That was West Germany.
>>69161215
you never won
>>69161375
We passively kicked them out in 96 by not letting them win.
We literally lost 4-0 against them recently, we are going to lose again.
>>69161366
JUST
>>69161418
Mad?
>>69161404
meme magic is only relevant in official games, Conte was posted on facebook memes for the last week
Italy will BTFO Germany 1-0
I made pesto. Löw fucked up the formation. Everything's set.
>>69161499
Only if >you lose.
>>69161555
What kind of pesto?
>>69161499
Just installed a new version of clover because captcha was fucking up
This shit is weird af, gonna take some getting used to
>>69161574
Just a basic basil, pine nuts, cheese pesto.
>>69161610
Don't ever reply to me again.
This story making on TV right now is aids.
![c9c7a34fbed697b6a0c0ba9115f11627[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/krrHkE8.jpg "c9c7a34fbed697b6a0c0ba9115f11627[1].jpg")
>>69161629
>>69161693
Sorry mate, like i said I'm getting confused
Still no need to be hostile that is not yfmoc la
>>69161732
Last warning.
*takes out banhammer*
>Packing
>>69161775
Not yfmoc at all
>>69161821
Thanks for killing the thread, sigh...
>jason mohammed
did this guy literally become "muslim" so as to get a job with the bbc?
10 bings left
>>69162045
>>69162042
I don't think he is Muslim, it's just a coincidental name.
One of my teacher's surnames was Mohammed but she was white and don't think muslim
Time for gamu. Lets hope it is not another borefest.
black metal is so redundant
pretty much like football during this euro
>>69162125
Metal subjectively sucks
>>69162125
Black metal is best metal.
>>69162189
Not hard desu
>>69162189
/mu/ pls go
>>69162125
Agreed.
>>69162189
well it's the only good metal
>>69162160
why so
Oh christ they are going to pretend we are sad because 9 Italians died in that terrorist attack.
that pic will draw too many posters op
LETS GO ITALY!!
>>69160288
sleep tigherkitter
>>69162248
t. edgelord
>>69162232
Because I don't like it
>>69162231
'no'
>>69162232
>not rating drone or sludge
>>69162225
:^)
>Germany
>not Deutschland
>>69162325
>you are forced to feel sorry for strangers dying
Italian anthem gets me hyped and I dont know why
Sometimes I even sing along, making shit up
Defo liking this new app
Reminds me of the time when nipmoot made 4chan infinitely better on April fools
>Kassai
This guy is the ref who brought us goal line tech.
>>69162382
what app? still on clover here
>>69162351
I don't really consider drone to be metal, but more of a genre of its own. Stoner is good too I guess
>>69162366
well that's still human beings being killed
>ozil still not singing
GET HIM OFF THE TEAM
HE'S GONNA BE THE REASON THEY LOSE TODAY
>>69162438
Clover, but I finally updated it after years of using the one I got from playstore
italians players already laughing at germany's loss
GO GERMANY!
>>69162466
Ah yes okay then we like the same meal.
>>69162485
ah yeah, i like it at the moment. does the job
Has this German side ever played 3 at the back?
ehmm who am i, like, supposed to root for ???
>>69162485
which version? want to know if I should update
>>69162466
According to google "151,600 people die each day". There's a limit to human empathy.
>>69162325
I think that pretending to be sad is one of the saddest and lowest thing people can do. Not only there is no value in it because we know it's fake, it also devalue the sadness of people who actually know the people who died.
They will break the curse today, this year's free flowing meme magic is gonna turn the game around.
>>69162366
It's a basic concept of humanity and civilisation.
>>69162603
not germany of course
>>69162608
2.1.3
I was still on version 1.something lol
bangladesh fucking shits
nobody cares about Bangladesh
I couldn't point to it on a map
isn't it somewhere near India or Cambodia?
>>69162367
It's just very melodic and cheerful.
>>69162513
Fuck off to /pol/.
>>69162612
most of them die of a natural death/in peace
those people were literally killed
>>69162328
not an opinion but ok
>>69162672
OH
mine is 1.2.11 lol
>>69162682
Inside india
>>69162622
You didn't have to delete your post over a minor misspelling Brasil, especially when you used an apostrophe so well
>>69162682
Near Nepal, it's kinda inside eastern India.
>match starts
>tv channel immediately loses signal because of storm
>>69162715
xDDDD
you got him again
>>69162694
all me
>>69162630
To people you know. That are around you. And they do these every other match now. It's pointless. Politics, not empathy. I bet more people have died in car crashes while this thread was up.
>>69162755
Autism.
>>69162682
It's literally Pakistan East
>>69162682
it's a small thing on the east of india
if it get drown so hard it's because the whole country is on water level I think
>>69162715
>>69161494
Holy fug he needs some surgery like his brother
>>69162696
In US alone about 50 people are murdered every day. They're still just strangers.
Italy - Iceland is the true final
Löw is a genius.
Tiny Italians literally shaking with fear.
>>69162824
Yeah that's going to be a major issue over the next 50 years
Country is literally fucking sinking and they have almost 200 million people
If you think this refugee thing is bad now, just wait
>>69162858
did you see him during the NOS pre show? He's a fucking lifeless void of human right now
i hope neuer makes a massive mistake,coming out too far or trying to dribble it out of danger
just for a laugh like
>>69162807
don't say that, my bf is driving a car home right now
>>69162824
>small thing
>with over 150M people living in it
How
>>69162807
SEE HOW MUCH I CARE, I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I CARE MORE
>>69162893
they'll just flee into india and create behemoth super-slums
>>69162865
maybe it's because what happened in turkey is some kind of particular even and killed many people in one moment, while some people getting killed by gunshot in america 1 by 1 became nothing particular
>>69162940
Asia
>tfw I educated everyone ITT with my ignorant post
Now everyone knows where it is, how many people live there and that it's facing a huge threat.
=)
>>69162940
that's 15 million in human numbers
>>69163027
everyone knows that f4m
>>69162940
still a smaller density than malta and the gaza territory
>>69163027
didnt read. ELI5?
>>69162923
Surely a club will want him. I feel sad for him he had some solid years at ajax
What's wrong with Balotelli?
>>69163144
i don't know anything whatsoever about malta
>>69163072
>f4m
you got pics bby?
london?
o
n
d
o
n
?
>baguette
>>69163194
Suffers from stupidity.
>>69163194
He's sad because he's not very good
I smell a shit match coming up
>>69163360
I smell a casual.
![frodo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/alSzXhu.png "frodo[1].png")
Why doesn't Germany just beat Italy?
>>69163360
>3-5-2 against 3-5-2
It was obvious from the start really.
Is this the worst euro ever?
>>69163404
they're masochists
Chiellini almost dehydrated already
Apparently italy disagreed to having the grass watered during the halftime break because that benifits faster play.
>>69163423
Germany isn't actually playing that.
>>69163404
I guess Italy just wants it more
>>69163432
Yes
Guys, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
>khedira kill
It's looking good guys
>>69163432
>Wales
>Iceland
You're just salty because your team choked.
>schweini coming on
will probably last until the 60th
>>69163540
That's actually good for us, though.
>>69163540
for us
>>69163559
we also choked in 08 and 12, 12 was better than this, and 08 was GOAT
>>69163573
>>69163583
Wow, you guys really hate him.
>>69163514
How long have you known? =(
>>69163573
>>69163583
Schweinsteiger is shit now
>>69163583
khedira has been good though
>>69163573
>pig fucker
no it isn't
SCHWEINE MEMES
Well that's game
my husbando <3
Let's be honest, Can > Schweinsteiger
RIP in peace Germany
>>69163434
Weird country
>>69163510
That makes sense
>>69163645
He doesn't fuck pigs, he only mounts them.
>>69163719
I never had sex with her your honour, I merely mounted her
The term Schweinsteiger comes from the German word "Schwein" (pig) and Bavarian word "Steige" (small barn)
Schweinsteiger = someone who worked in a little pig barn
you're welcome
Let's be honest, Everton > Liverpool
>>69163583
>>69163573
Stupid opinion
>Schweini here for a cheeky goal 90'+
ALSO
>Tfw just now finding the comfy thread
H-hold me guys. It's bad out there.
>>69163812
'no'
>>69163800
I was merely uses her as a mode of travel for survival purposes
>>69163694
Yeah, this is another case of Jogi Löw. Can would have been preferable, if he got into the team early enough, but Löw was busy scratching his balls in group stages instead of forming a good team. Khedira hasn't been playing that well though, and usually got subbed out for Schweini anyway.
I want Italy to win because they mastered defending perfectly (it might be because the trio plays at juventus) and because i met a cute italian girl at the cinema recently
>>69163812
ABL is a mental illness
>>69163858
someone should make a classic comfy thread just to keep this one underground
>Löw smelling the Italian
>>69163858
Relax and enjoy.
>>69163945
>muh secret club
Let's be honest, left foot > right foot
The German players look like walls.
Italy a shit
>>69163914
Ball scratching brought us this far.
Nose btfo
>this game
>italy
>>69163945
ah, a decoy.
Too many Eders and Danilos and Rafael's in footie tbqhf
>>69164300
Not like parking the bus 20 minutes in is a rare sight this tournament.
lmao
refball
Schweini moves at the pace of a tortoise
>>69164181
>>69164300
>they don't know
It will be a cheeky 1-0 for Italy in the 84. minute because germany cant into counterattack.
Should I have an apple? Bear in mind I've already had one today.
wew
REFBALL
Sissy italian boys
i got elbowed in the nose just like that by some big African dude at the park once
>mfw he was wearing an azzuri shirt
>>69164201
heated balls?
REFBALL
>>69164427
Nah, that was the right call. But anyway
>Schweinsteiger is bad
I don't want a guy who puts a finger in his asscrack before smelling it to get anywhere near a euro trophy tbf
>>69162630
Giving moments of silence for every single terror attack only makes the terrorists seem more spooky, why is there no moments of silence when 9 Italians die in a bus accident?
Just my opinion
>Müllel
>>69164434
it only takes one to keep the doctor away in case thats the reason you were going to have one
>>69164434
Yes fruits are good for you. I will have another peach myself even though I already cut 2 into my semolina pudding earlier.
man this is ridiculous
this isn't floorsqueak
based chiellini
>>69164434
I'm more of a banana man myself no homo
games opening up now
>>69164716
me too desu, apples make my gum bleed sadly
we are going to lose this, why are they playing so bad
>>69164716
>no homo
Also good try.
>Kimmich
>>69164521
Neither do we.
>>69164716
bananas green and hard af or nothing
Lads I can't stop farting
>busty schweinsteiger
Edgy as fuck I know, but I like a nice blood orange myself
>>69164618
>eating fruit
learn to /fit/
>>69164716
Has any of you tried masturbating into a banana peel?
>>69164841
Haha
>>69164841
Just shut your mouth.
>>69164897
Leaf is right. SQUATS AND OATS.
>>69164908
oh...
>>69164897
iifym homo
I don't think BS can handle a possible extra time.
>>69164908
I did it regulary when I was a stoner. It's a pain in the ass to find bananas sized big enough to properly fit my dick.
>>69164908
into or with?
>>69164908
Not yet
>>69164885
blood orange at up there yea
>>69164897
>literally banning some type of food from reaching your mouth just because some anon on the internet said something
>>69164977
im not sure he can handle normal time
>>69164908
never wtf is wrong with you
>>69165003
WHAT?!
>>69165005
you bring shame to the same land i share with you
is carlsberg the best beer in the world?
>tfw cheeky Götze winner
i should probably got booze in for this game
>>69165065
youre thinking about it now though
>>69164923
Didn't work :(
>>69165095
It is emphatically not. It's probably one of the worst.
>>69165095
I only drink cider and wine.
>>69165095
>not drinking craft
shiggydiggy
>>69165121
how would that work?
and no either i get laid or i use my hand
>>69164908
>>69165003
wtf? it doesn't need to cover the dick everywhere
>>69165095
Carlsberg isn't even among the first 20 brands I would consider.
BASED NEUER
>>69165175
>craft
tip o'the fedora to you too m'anon
>>69165065
The inside of the peel becomes mushy and serves as nice lubricant, the little spikey thing in the end can be used for peehole stimmulation and the hard part where the bana was cut stimmulates the balls. All only if you find the right size of course.
It's like god made them for a perfect snack+masturbation device of the waste.
What a shitty match
>>69165194
He needs to properly MOUNTS the banana skin
Stop this passing in our box
>>69165095
1664, Guiness and Carlsberg are the only beer I drink
>>69165205
>>69165142
that makes it a pretty embarrassing advertising campaign
>>69165280
that has to be a europe thing, even when i had friends and we talked about gay stuff no one ever mentioned using a banana peel
Why does the NOS insist on burdening us with fucking frank snoeks
No one posted the banana shark greentext yet?
>>69165363
first time I heard about it too and it doesn't sound comfy at all
Pelle and Eder are never going to score past Neuer, Boateng and Hummels.
>>69165319
It was beautiful
>Gomiss
>>69165326
never heard it called 1664 before but it is pretty good.
german bros, do muzzie root for germany or whatever sand nigger country they're from
>>69164908
I once had a wank while sucking a banana
Personally, I like dryhumping furniture.
>>69165380
Fucking hate that faggot. You know they call this type of goalkeeping a sweeper keeper? Thanks frank i've been living under a rock for the last couple of years
